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- 00:00:00,401 --> 00:00:03,335
- (dramatic music)
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- 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:12,511
- (upbeat music)
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- 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:32,798
- This is the busiest
- we've been in years.
- 4
- 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,234
- - I just hope Santa has
- enough gas in his sleigh.
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- 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:36,635
- (laughs)
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- 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:38,337
- - I really need you
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- 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:39,638
- to get your productivity
- up this year, Elly, okay?
- 8
- 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,473
- - Yes, I understand, thank you.
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- 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:43,675
- - Okay.
- - I'm sorry.
- 10
- 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:44,643
- - Have you seen these?
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- 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:45,744
- They're new this year.
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- 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:47,546
- Kids are gonna love 'em.
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- 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:51,683
- - Elfette.
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- 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:53,252
- You have our new wrapping
- paper design ready?
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- 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:54,486
- It's go time.
- 16
- 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:56,155
- - Yes ma'am, I have
- some shimmering wreaths,
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- 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:57,790
- I have some reindeer,
- some snowmen.
- 18
- 00:00:57,792 --> 00:00:59,425
- - Okay, let's go wit this one.
- 19
- 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:01,260
- Really, great work.
- 20
- 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:02,712
- - Great.
- 21
- 00:01:02,713 --> 00:01:04,163
- I have some new ones
- I wanted to go over--
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- 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:05,998
- - Maybe next year.
- 23
- 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:07,832
- I need 50 rolls by yesterday.
- 24
- 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:09,535
- - Okay.
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- (sighs)
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- Done.
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- Computer: 50 copies printing.
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- (Mystical music)
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- (laughs)
- 30
- 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:30,255
- (calm music)
- 31
- 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:37,496
- - I could help you
- with that if you want.
- 32
- 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:41,733
- (sighs)
- 33
- 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:47,739
- - (gasps) You broke it!
- 34
- 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:50,742
- Now I'm gonna need a new
- flugel blocker to fix it.
- 35
- 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:59,318
- - Oh, I love your paints.
- 36
- 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,253
- - Elfette, why can't you stay
- 37
- 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:02,821
- at your wrapping paper station?
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- Do your job.
- 39
- 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:06,391
- - Right, sorry.
- 40
- 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:11,597
- (groaning)
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- - Oh!
- 42
- 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:15,167
- Oh, Elfette.
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- Oh, you're such a joy.
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- And so sweet and bright.
- 45
- 00:02:20,207 --> 00:02:21,540
- - Thanks, Elly.
- 46
- 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:23,742
- Lately I've been feeling
- a little out of place.
- 47
- 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:26,778
- - Oh, you're made for
- big things, you know.
- 48
- 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:31,650
- It can get a little stuffy
- in here from time to time.
- 49
- 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:34,253
- - I know what you mean.
- 50
- 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:37,623
- - A little space to clear
- your head might be nice.
- 51
- 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:39,858
- - Thanks, Elly.
- 52
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- Have a good one.
- 53
- 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:42,761
- And tell Elfus I said hi for me.
- 54
- 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:44,696
- - Oh, yes.
- 55
- 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:46,832
- (laughs)
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- 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:53,305
- - Mm-hmm.
- 57
- 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:59,278
- (dramatic music)
- 58
- 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:02,481
- Man: JoyTech Brands
- has developed
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- an entirely new
- class of product.
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- This holiday season, JoyTech
- presents the Pencil Phone Z.
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- 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:13,759
- - It's a pencil and a phone.
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- - I was gonna write you a
- letter but I decided to call.
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- 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:19,798
- Man: Press the eraser to
- search on the internet.
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- 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,501
- - Pency, where's the
- closest petting zoo?
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- 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:25,938
- - Hey Pency, navigate to the
- nearest eye doctor please.
- 66
- 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:28,640
- Man: Its nano magnetic
- graphite technology
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- keeps you in touch
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- while touching the hearts
- of people you love.
- 69
- 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:35,614
- - Hey Pency, call Grandma.
- 70
- 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:36,848
- - Hello, dearie.
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- 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:38,550
- - I miss you, Grandma.
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- 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:42,454
- - Come visit so you can have
- some of my bologna casserole.
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- Man: This year,
- we are introducing
- Pencil Phone Z Grande.
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- It's 36 times the size
- of Pencil Phone Z.
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- - Mommy.
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- I want one.
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- 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:54,366
- - Well, that sounds
- like a question
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- for Santa Claus.
- - Santa Claus.
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- (phone ringing)
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- Man: More Pencil Phones!
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- 00:04:01,308 --> 00:04:02,241
- - More Pencil Phones?
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- Got it.
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- We need another
- 3,000 Pencil Phones.
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- Hurry it up, elves.
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- - (sighs) Florida here I come.
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- (calm music)
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- 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:48,553
- (ominous music)
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- 00:04:48,555 --> 00:04:53,425
- - JoyTech stock are predicted
- to plummet 28% in December
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- if nothing is done.
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- - Our company can't do
- another year of this.
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- - (sighs) The Pencil
- Phone is a hit.
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- Every man, woman, and child,
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- anyone who's
- breathing wants one.
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- Let me tell you all something.
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- If you expect holiday
- bonuses this season,
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- you will (smacks) fix this!
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- 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:24,790
- - Look, sales projections
- for the Pencil Phone
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- were cut in half by
- Santa and his elves.
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- 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:29,795
- Simply put, we
- just can't compete
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- with the North
- Pole or generosity.
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- 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:33,765
- - Generosity.
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- 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:36,601
- And just what exactly
- are you proposing?
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- That we just
- eliminate Santa Claus?
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- (laughs)
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- Ridiculous.
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- - Actually, Mrs. Coalbottom,
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- that's exactly
- what I'm proposing.
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- (snaps) Send him in.
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- I'd like to introduce
- you to the head
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- of our new waste
- management branch.
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- 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:04,496
- - Good afternoon,
- ladies and gentlemen.
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- I look forward to, uh,
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- (Snickers)
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- cleaning some things
- up around here, huh?
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- (laughs)
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- (dramatic music)
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- - I know, right?
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- Can you believe how much
- eggnog she had last night?
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- Georgie: Special
- delivery for Mrs. Claus.
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- - Mm-hmm, yeah.
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- Yeah, can you believe that?
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- She was like all up
- in Santa's sleigh.
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- - Can I help you?
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- 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:54,513
- (Georgie laughs)
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- (elf screams)
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- (dramatic music)
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- - Where's the big guy?
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- - Please, please.
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- (laughs)
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- Please, please.
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- (phone beeping)
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- - Come on, Sparkle, answer.
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- 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:43,028
- (upbeat music)
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- 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:53,638
- - Two peppermint tinsel mojitos.
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- 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,674
- - Oh, thank you.
- - Thank you.
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- 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:57,876
- - You're very, very welcome.
- 137
- 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,715
- - (sighs) This is the life.
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- 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:05,116
- I don't think I'm
- ever going back.
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- Santa: Ho ho ho!
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- Ho ho ho!
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- 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,020
- Ho ho ho!
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- - Santa?
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- 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:13,592
- Ugh. He doesn't know the
- meaning of rest and relaxation.
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- 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:16,261
- - I think he needs a vacation.
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- Peppermint cheers!
- - Peppermint cheers!
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- 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:20,765
- (laughs)
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- 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:23,101
- - Sparkle, we need you, come on.
- 148
- 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:26,137
- (Menacing laughs)
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- 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:30,976
- - You're not as smart
- as you look, Santa.
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- Trace the number and
- take care of him.
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- 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:35,981
- - Will do, boss.
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- Come on, you.
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- 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:45,924
- (Elfette sighs)
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- 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:47,993
- - I need to visit
- you more often.
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- You get to see all these
- beautiful locations.
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- 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,731
- - Just tell Elven
- Resources you're interested
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- in traveling more.
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- 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:58,303
- - How is the vacation
- committee going?
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- 00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:01,306
- - The elfcationing department.
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- 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:04,142
- Yeah, yeah, it is so good.
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- 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:05,877
- Really, really good.
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- 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:08,547
- - That sounds nice.
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- 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:13,552
- - So, anyway, it's like the
- busiest time up at the Pole.
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- 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:15,654
- How did you make this happen?
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- 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:16,555
- - Well.
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- 00:09:18,292 --> 00:09:20,892
- (upbeat music)
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- 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:33,204
- I used the same
- designs as last year.
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- Nobody even noticed.
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- 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:40,178
- (phone ringing)
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- Sebastian?
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- Why is she calling me?
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- Season's greetings,
- this is Elfette.
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- - Elfette.
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- 00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:50,855
- They've come for us.
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- The North Pole mafia is here.
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- They've taken Santa to New York.
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- You have to save Christmas!
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- Help us!
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- (gasps)
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- 00:10:02,336 --> 00:10:04,336
- - Holy glitter globes!
- - Holy glitter globes!
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- 00:10:04,338 --> 00:10:05,203
- We gotta go.
- 182
- 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,013
- - So what happened to the elves?
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- 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,147
- Who's gonna deliver
- the presents?
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- 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:17,349
- Where's Santa?
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- 00:10:17,351 --> 00:10:19,818
- Oh, why, why me?
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- 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:22,187
- - It's all up to you, Elfette.
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- 00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:24,889
- You're the only elf
- that can do this.
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- 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:27,926
- - Nobody even knows who I am.
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- 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,761
- I'm just a wrapping
- paper designer.
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- 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,930
- - Are you elfing serious?
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- 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,932
- Your father was a key proponent
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- in the ratification of
- the Mistletoe Clause.
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- It's in your bells.
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- 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,643
- Hold on.
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- 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:47,045
- I have something
- that might help.
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- 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:55,720
- Power born in purest snow,
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- 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:58,089
- the truest elf will only know.
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- 00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,992
- Hold me close and I shall glow.
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- 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,662
- The sacred twinkle
- I will bestow.
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- 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,866
- - Hold me close
- and I shall glow?
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- 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:11,102
- (sighs)
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- 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,708
- (gasps)
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- 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,179
- - I knew it.
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- 00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:24,883
- I thought that might happen.
- 205
- 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:27,986
- Go ahead.
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- 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:36,695
- Elfette: It's a belt.
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- 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,463
- - Not just any belt.
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- 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:41,166
- It was my mom's belt.
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- 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:44,803
- She was a descendant
- of the Grand Elf Guild.
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- 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:47,839
- - The GEG.
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- 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:48,839
- Thought that was just a myth.
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- 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,842
- - She was one of our best.
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- 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,713
- - I'm sorry.
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- 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,316
- - Look.
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- Powdered penguin.
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- 00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:02,187
- That will reenergize
- your elfy twinkle.
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- 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:06,424
- A variety of glitter
- puffs for escaping danger.
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- 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,460
- - Is this silver halide tinsel?
- 219
- 00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:09,961
- - For stretching time.
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- 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,463
- (Laughs)
- 221
- 00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:15,133
- And candy cane currency
- that's accepted worldwide.
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- 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,035
- - I'm gonna try it on.
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- 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:27,145
- - Christmas is in your
- hands now, Elfette.
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- 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:30,014
- - Well, you're coming with me.
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- 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:31,516
- - I'm committed to this mission.
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- 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:32,884
- I wish I could.
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- 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,486
- - Oh, the vacation committee.
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- 00:12:34,488 --> 00:12:36,221
- Of course.
- 229
- 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:39,090
- Well, I don't know how
- I'm gonna get there.
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- 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:43,495
- Elves don't fly and I've never
- driven a car, I don't think.
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- 00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:45,463
- (upbeat music)
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- 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:48,299
- (engine revving)
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- 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:51,236
- (ornaments jingling)
- 234
- 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:58,209
- (motorcycle crashing)
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- 00:13:08,522 --> 00:13:11,956
- (camera clicking)
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- 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:15,794
- - This is gonna be the
- easiest gig of the year.
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- 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,069
- Elf stew.
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- 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:31,276
- What about an elf omelet?
- 239
- 00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:32,177
- Yes, yes.
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- 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,012
- Elf omelet.
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- 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:39,584
- There's just so many
- ways to cook an elf.
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- 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:43,087
- But I wonder which is
- the most delicious.
- 243
- 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,924
- Phone: Boss is calling.
- 244
- 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,325
- Boss is calling.
- 245
- 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,394
- - Yeah, boss.
- 246
- 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:50,562
- - What do you got for me?
- 247
- 00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:51,930
- - Listen to this.
- 248
- 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,332
- Little Miss Sparkle
- has a friend.
- 249
- 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:58,136
- Don't worry, I'm onto these
- two Christmas ornaments.
- 250
- 00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,404
- She might very
- well be the brains
- 251
- 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,239
- of this entire operation.
- 252
- 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,007
- - Yeah, that's right, that's
- where we traced the call.
- 253
- 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,142
- All right, good.
- 254
- 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:06,344
- Listen, I want no
- loose ends on this,
- 255
- 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,414
- so you're gonna tie this
- situation up in nice little bow
- 256
- 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:10,949
- and then you're gonna
- collect your reward.
- 257
- 00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:11,750
- Capiche?
- 258
- 00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:12,550
- - But boss, boss, boss.
- 259
- 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,252
- Listen to this.
- 260
- 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:18,590
- I take a little elf and I mix
- it with a garnish of nutmeg,
- 261
- 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,392
- it brings out all the
- flavors in my dish.
- 262
- 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:24,128
- That little elf is
- toast, literally.
- 263
- 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,230
- - What?
- 264
- 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,164
- - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 265
- 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,132
- Last year's Croaky Convention,
- 266
- 00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:29,434
- it gave me an
- entire new outlook.
- 267
- 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:30,602
- It inspired me.
- 268
- 00:14:30,604 --> 00:14:32,170
- - Quit horsing around.
- 269
- 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:35,073
- Just get a gun and
- shoot the thing!
- 270
- 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,608
- - Barbaric.
- 271
- 00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:38,910
- You can't win Death of the
- Year at the Croaky Awards
- 272
- 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,311
- if you use a gunshot.
- 273
- 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,312
- - Whatever.
- 274
- 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,448
- Would you just do your job?
- 275
- 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,218
- (phone beeps)
- 276
- 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,456
- - He doesn't understand us.
- 277
- 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:52,357
- It's okay.
- 278
- 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,394
- We're gonna get those elves.
- 279
- 00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,030
- (carrot crunching)
- 280
- 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,298
- - Look, friend,
- minivan like that,
- 281
- 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,666
- that's a chick magnet,
- I'm telling you.
- 282
- 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,534
- And for you, I'll
- bring it down to 12,
- 283
- 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,603
- but that's my final offer.
- 284
- 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:08,907
- - Yo, first of all,
- that ain't no minivan.
- 285
- 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:12,610
- Second of all, if I pick
- up my chick in that wimp?
- 286
- 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,445
- Uh uh.
- 287
- 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,481
- - Look, I know
- the ladies like it
- 288
- 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,516
- because I done made it
- myself back a couple times.
- - Gross.
- 289
- 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,184
- - I'll take it for 15.
- 290
- 00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:21,986
- - Whew, 15, shoot.
- 291
- 00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:22,954
- It's yours.
- 292
- 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,924
- Look at that, friend,
- that's how you do business.
- 293
- 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,525
- I got 15 big ones
- and you got nothing.
- 294
- 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:30,228
- - No, you didn't check the bag.
- 295
- 00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:33,197
- - 15 candy canes?
- 296
- 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:34,032
- Hey, wait!
- 297
- 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,133
- Hey, hold on a sec!
- 298
- 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,268
- (laughs)
- 299
- 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:39,938
- - He got played!
- 300
- 00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:43,708
- Okay.
- 301
- 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,280
- (upbeat music)
- 302
- 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,731
- (calm music)
- 303
- 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:58,182
- - This is all human food.
- 304
- 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:07,725
- - All right, now what
- can I get you, ma'am?
- 305
- 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:08,793
- Oh, look at you.
- 306
- 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:09,727
- You're a real.
- 307
- 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,329
- Would you mind if I?
- 308
- 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:14,232
- My sister loves Christmas,
- she would never.
- 309
- 00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:16,234
- (laughs)
- 310
- 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:20,471
- I can't wait to show her that.
- 311
- 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:23,508
- All right, sorry, now
- what can I get for you?
- 312
- 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:27,578
- - Do you have anything
- with candy cane soy base?
- 313
- 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,615
- - No, now you're not from
- around here, are you?
- 314
- 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,617
- - Reindeer nuggets.
- 315
- 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,485
- Gumdrop souffle.
- 316
- 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:35,820
- - Now let me tell
- you what I got.
- 317
- 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,288
- This is on the secret menu.
- 318
- 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,189
- Pumpkin.
- 319
- 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:40,191
- Peppermint.
- 320
- 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,427
- Pancakes.
- 321
- 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,461
- - I'll take that.
- 322
- 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,496
- - Okay, you're gonna love it.
- 323
- 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:49,167
- Now would you like the
- preserves on those?
- 324
- 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,201
- - Yes.
- 325
- 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,803
- - Yes, you do, trust me.
- 326
- 00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:54,072
- All right, coming right up.
- 327
- 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,342
- (phone chimes)
- 328
- 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:07,552
- - How does she
- even know I'm here?
- 329
- 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,659
- - I can never remember
- which one's poison
- 330
- 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,160
- and which one's peppermint.
- 331
- 00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:18,229
- They both got Ps!
- 332
- 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:21,532
- - Hey, you got them
- pancakes ready or what, man?
- 333
- 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,102
- - Yeah, yeah, yeah, coming up.
- 334
- 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,340
- Let's not forget
- the special sauce.
- 335
- 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,476
- (laughs)
- 336
- 00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:45,890
- - Okay, look what they got here.
- 337
- 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,725
- Enjoy.
- 338
- 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:51,696
- Think they mixed up a
- special batch just for you.
- 339
- 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,399
- (clattering)
- 340
- 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,580
- (Elfette sighs)
- 341
- 00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:20,525
- - Got to save Santa.
- 342
- 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,662
- (yawns)
- 343
- 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,770
- - Oh, stuffed, huh?
- 344
- 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:35,640
- Can I get you anything else now?
- 345
- 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,208
- Maybe some coffee.
- 346
- 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,609
- Elfette: Coffee?
- 347
- 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,311
- - The hot stuff that
- keeps you warm at night,
- 348
- 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,812
- that warms your belly?
- 349
- 00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:45,483
- - I have powdered
- penguin for that.
- 350
- 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,817
- - Oh.
- 351
- 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:47,518
- Oh, okay.
- 352
- 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:54,759
- (whooshes)
- 353
- 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:55,660
- Huh.
- 354
- 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,233
- Powdered what?
- 355
- 00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:04,668
- - (groans) That was
- definitely the peppermint.
- 356
- 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:06,637
- - Do you even work here?
- 357
- 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,606
- (groans)
- 358
- 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,981
- - Well, well, well.
- 359
- 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:21,686
- We finally meet face to
- face with Santa Claus.
- 360
- 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:28,326
- You know, you're
- a nice enough guy
- 361
- 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:32,997
- but you're killing my
- business this time of year.
- 362
- 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,999
- Know what this is?
- 363
- 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:39,770
- This is a Pencil Phone.
- 364
- 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:43,741
- It goes for $999 a pop.
- 365
- 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:48,746
- And the kids are buying
- them up like candy.
- 366
- 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:54,685
- What?
- 367
- 00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:55,553
- - Georgie?
- 368
- 00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:57,388
- That you?
- 369
- 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:02,393
- (laughs) You know, you was
- always such a cute kid.
- 370
- 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:04,695
- So full of imagination and...
- 371
- 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:07,732
- Hope.
- 372
- 00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:11,802
- (laughs)
- 373
- 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,405
- - You think you know me?
- 374
- 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:17,541
- You have no idea the
- things I've done.
- 375
- 00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:20,344
- - Well, I know you're
- not gonna hurt my elves.
- 376
- 00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,513
- Okay, your beef is with me.
- 377
- 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:25,850
- - Well, that depends
- on you, Santa.
- 378
- 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:29,720
- See, right now you're eating
- up all of our profits,
- 379
- 00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:32,890
- giving these little
- babies away for free.
- 380
- 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,293
- For free!
- 381
- 00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,028
- - For free.
- - Shut up, you!
- 382
- 00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:38,763
- - That was rude.
- 383
- 00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:40,698
- - Now here's what
- I need you to do.
- 384
- 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:44,935
- I know you have a
- gift machine somewhere
- 385
- 00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:47,738
- pumping these little babies out.
- 386
- 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:51,809
- - (laughs) Do I?
- 387
- 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:56,547
- - You're gonna tell me
- exactly where that machine is
- 388
- 00:21:56,549 --> 00:22:01,319
- or all of your elves are
- gonna get a permanent...
- 389
- 00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:02,820
- Snow day.
- 390
- 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,990
- - We're gonna have to put
- you on the naughty list
- 391
- 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,958
- for this, Little Georgie.
- 392
- 00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:11,962
- - Nobody calls me
- Little Georgie!
- 393
- 00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:13,531
- (laughs)
- 394
- 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:14,432
- Shut up!
- 395
- 00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:19,970
- You got two seconds
- to start talking.
- 396
- 00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:26,944
- ¶ I'm wearing green,
- you wearing red ¶
- 397
- 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:29,814
- ¶ We ride all day on a sled
- 398
- 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:32,717
- ¶ It's snowing outside,
- I'm loving my ride ¶
- 399
- 00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:36,454
- ¶ We going to New York City
- 400
- 00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:43,127
- - Wow.
- 401
- 00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:45,396
- A gas station.
- 402
- 00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:51,469
- Oh.
- 403
- 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:01,779
- (clattering)
- 404
- 00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:07,718
- (gasps)
- 405
- 00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:12,123
- (grunts)
- 406
- 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:23,033
- My car won't go anymore.
- 407
- 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:25,703
- This isn't working.
- 408
- 00:23:34,147 --> 00:23:36,580
- - Never pumped gas before?
- 409
- 00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:39,049
- What are you, from Jersey?
- 410
- 00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:39,750
- - No.
- 411
- 00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:43,154
- - What mall are you from?
- 412
- 00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:45,623
- - The North Pole.
- 413
- 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:48,058
- - Huh, yeah.
- 414
- 00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:50,895
- Aren't we all?
- 415
- 00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:53,898
- Stick it in the hole.
- 416
- 00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:07,912
- - It's working!
- 417
- 00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:08,813
- Yes.
- 418
- 00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:11,816
- - You know, if
- you're really serious
- 419
- 00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:13,918
- about this whole, uh, elf thing,
- 420
- 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:18,456
- you should talk
- to my boss, Barty.
- 421
- 00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:22,092
- He's over at the old
- warehouse on 60th.
- 422
- 00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:23,794
- Works the night shift.
- 423
- 00:24:25,598 --> 00:24:28,899
- Tell him Blanche sent ya.
- 424
- 00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:40,578
- ¶ When I'm on the field,
- I do what I want ¶
- 425
- 00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:42,746
- ¶ Tis the season to be jolly
- 426
- 00:24:42,748 --> 00:24:45,049
- ¶ Fa la la la la la la la la
- 427
- 00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:48,752
- - I'll show Santa I'm more
- than just a wrapping paper elf.
- 428
- 00:24:48,754 --> 00:24:50,788
- (phone ringing)
- 429
- 00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:51,755
- Hello.
- 430
- 00:24:51,757 --> 00:24:54,124
- - Hey, how's it going?
- 431
- 00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:56,227
- - So I think I have a lead.
- 432
- 00:24:56,229 --> 00:24:58,562
- - (laughs) That's great.
- 433
- 00:24:58,564 --> 00:25:00,731
- What kind of lead?
- 434
- 00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:03,234
- - There was this girl who
- was dressed like an elf
- 435
- 00:25:03,236 --> 00:25:04,568
- but she was from the mall.
- 436
- 00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:05,936
- - Uh huh.
- 437
- 00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:09,173
- - Told me to go to this
- old warehouse at night
- 438
- 00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:10,274
- to see this guy.
- 439
- 00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:12,610
- - Elfette, really?
- 440
- 00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:16,747
- (sighs) Please be
- careful out there.
- 441
- 00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:18,782
- Not everyone is made of sugar.
- 442
- 00:25:18,784 --> 00:25:21,151
- - Well, what are they made of?
- 443
- 00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:23,587
- - Coal.
- 444
- 00:25:23,589 --> 00:25:26,123
- (Elfette gasps)
- 445
- 00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:36,000
- (knuckles cracking)
- (dramatic music)
- 446
- 00:25:38,104 --> 00:25:40,137
- (beeping)
- 447
- 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:35,259
- (Clack)
- 448
- 00:26:49,342 --> 00:26:52,009
- - You're a very
- special elf, Sparkle.
- 449
- 00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:54,778
- You aren't meant to
- be at the North Pole.
- 450
- 00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:56,780
- You'll protect us
- from other lands,
- 451
- 00:26:56,782 --> 00:27:00,317
- something our family
- has done for centuries.
- 452
- 00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:02,086
- One day I'll be gone
- 453
- 00:27:02,088 --> 00:27:04,221
- and the responsibility
- will fall to you.
- 454
- 00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:08,626
- - But why can't I be just
- like you, on the front lines?
- 455
- 00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:12,696
- - Your destiny is to assist
- and protect our kind, my love.
- 456
- 00:27:12,698 --> 00:27:15,232
- (Sparkle sighs)
- 457
- 00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:30,014
- (clears throat)
- 458
- 00:27:36,389 --> 00:27:39,123
- (rock music)
- 459
- 00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:47,431
- - All right.
- 460
- 00:27:48,434 --> 00:27:52,236
- Enjoy your present.
- 461
- 00:27:53,439 --> 00:27:54,438
- - I'll see at church.
- 462
- 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,073
- - All right.
- 463
- 00:27:56,075 --> 00:27:57,274
- Hey, say hello to Jimmy for me.
- 464
- 00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:58,175
- - Yeah.
- 465
- 00:28:03,282 --> 00:28:04,314
- - Hey!
- 466
- 00:28:04,316 --> 00:28:06,050
- What are you doing?
- 467
- 00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:08,419
- Look, we are closed, missy.
- 468
- 00:28:08,421 --> 00:28:10,020
- - Hi.
- 469
- 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:11,789
- I'm so sorry, I don't
- mean to be any trouble.
- 470
- 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:13,257
- I'm looking for Barty?
- 471
- 00:28:13,259 --> 00:28:14,958
- - Who?
- 472
- 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,860
- Barty, Barty.
- 473
- 00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:18,996
- Oh, you mean Bartholomule.
- 474
- 00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:20,297
- - I think so.
- 475
- 00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:22,800
- - Well, do you have
- an appointment?
- 476
- 00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:24,068
- - No.
- 477
- 00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:26,136
- I was actually sent
- here by Blanche.
- 478
- 00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:28,005
- She's an elf too.
- 479
- 00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:32,142
- It's really important and I
- haven't got a lot of time.
- 480
- 00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:36,497
- Please?
- 481
- 00:28:36,498 --> 00:28:37,814
- - All right, fine, follow me.
- 482
- 00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:39,016
- - Thank you.
- 483
- 00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:39,917
- - Yeah.
- 484
- 00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:44,121
- Last time I'm doing this.
- 485
- 00:28:44,123 --> 00:28:47,124
- Need to build that
- northern border wall.
- 486
- 00:28:54,467 --> 00:28:57,334
- Watch your step
- there, twinkle toes.
- 487
- 00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:07,478
- So you're from the
- North Pole, huh?
- 488
- 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,946
- - Canada.
- 489
- 00:29:08,948 --> 00:29:09,847
- Eh?
- 490
- 00:29:11,851 --> 00:29:12,750
- - Right.
- 491
- 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:23,927
- - Do you come here often?
- 492
- 00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:30,100
- - Well, actually I was
- born right down there.
- 493
- 00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:41,245
- Well.
- 494
- 00:29:43,315 --> 00:29:45,215
- That's as far as I go.
- 495
- 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,520
- Good luck.
- 496
- 00:29:49,522 --> 00:29:51,054
- - Thank you.
- 497
- 00:29:51,056 --> 00:29:52,055
- Merry Christmas.
- 498
- 00:29:52,057 --> 00:29:53,257
- Man: Yeah.
- 499
- 00:29:54,927 --> 00:29:59,797
- - (mumbles) Now where did I
- put those blasted schematics?
- 500
- 00:30:04,436 --> 00:30:05,903
- Yes.
- 501
- 00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:07,204
- That's right.
- 502
- 00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:10,941
- I must have left them
- in the northeast wing.
- 503
- 00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:13,310
- Who goes there?
- 504
- 00:30:15,047 --> 00:30:16,180
- Good heavens!
- 505
- 00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:25,155
- (sighs) I gave out
- bonuses last week.
- 506
- 00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:30,394
- - Well, sir.
- 507
- 00:30:30,396 --> 00:30:31,295
- - Sir?
- 508
- 00:30:32,598 --> 00:30:34,565
- (sighs)
- 509
- 00:30:34,567 --> 00:30:37,034
- The name's Bartholomule.
- 510
- 00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:38,302
- Good to meet you, yes.
- 511
- 00:30:38,304 --> 00:30:40,103
- Now I'm rather busy
- 512
- 00:30:40,105 --> 00:30:42,306
- and I must get back to trying
- to find my mutton chops, okay?
- 513
- 00:30:46,111 --> 00:30:47,077
- Thank you.
- 514
- 00:30:47,078 --> 00:30:48,044
- - Well, my name is Elfette.
- 515
- 00:30:48,047 --> 00:30:50,180
- I'm the last elf of my kind.
- 516
- 00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:52,182
- - Your kind?
- 517
- 00:30:57,957 --> 00:30:59,056
- Oh.
- 518
- 00:30:59,058 --> 00:31:01,191
- Oh my knickers.
- 519
- 00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:05,963
- Is that a belt crafted
- by Grand Elf Guild?
- 520
- 00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:06,864
- - Yes.
- 521
- 00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:10,367
- I'm on a secret mission.
- 522
- 00:31:11,337 --> 00:31:12,636
- To save Santa.
- 523
- 00:31:12,638 --> 00:31:15,005
- - A secret mission
- to save Santa!
- 524
- 00:31:15,007 --> 00:31:17,474
- Well, why didn't you say so?
- 525
- 00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:20,577
- Listen, just wait right here.
- 526
- 00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:22,045
- Don't touch anything
- 527
- 00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:23,513
- and I'll be right back, yes?
- 528
- 00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:24,214
- Good.
- 529
- 00:31:33,592 --> 00:31:35,592
- (ominous music)
- 530
- 00:31:35,594 --> 00:31:36,526
- (car beeps)
- 531
- 00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:55,545
- (gasping)
- 532
- 00:31:55,547 --> 00:31:58,015
- (glass shattering)
- 533
- 00:31:58,017 --> 00:31:59,650
- Elfette, Elfette!
- 534
- 00:31:59,652 --> 00:32:00,550
- Elfette.
- 535
- 00:32:02,187 --> 00:32:04,554
- I present to you
- the most exquisite,
- 536
- 00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:07,391
- most magical artifact
- of Christmas.
- 537
- 00:32:17,069 --> 00:32:20,537
- - I've heard spiders
- are good luck.
- 538
- 00:32:20,539 --> 00:32:22,372
- - Oh, oh, sorry.
- 539
- 00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:23,540
- Wrong holiday.
- 540
- 00:32:23,542 --> 00:32:25,642
- That's the Spookometer.
- 541
- 00:32:25,644 --> 00:32:26,710
- My apologies.
- 542
- 00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:28,946
- I'll take that.
- 543
- 00:32:28,948 --> 00:32:30,447
- I'll be right back.
- 544
- 00:32:39,091 --> 00:32:41,625
- (ominous music)
- 545
- 00:32:57,710 --> 00:33:00,277
- (gentle music)
- 546
- 00:34:07,112 --> 00:34:08,412
- (Elfette screams)
- 547
- 00:34:08,414 --> 00:34:10,814
- Oh no, sorry about that.
- 548
- 00:34:10,816 --> 00:34:13,150
- Yes, this is an invention,
- 549
- 00:34:13,152 --> 00:34:17,187
- well, that helps me find
- my other inventions, yes?
- 550
- 00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:20,390
- - What is this?
- 551
- 00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:25,395
- - (gasps) You found it!
- 552
- 00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:29,099
- All I found were, well,
- these garlic croutons.
- 553
- 00:34:31,437 --> 00:34:33,503
- All right, yes.
- 554
- 00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:36,840
- The Twinkameter.
- 555
- 00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:41,511
- It embodies the Christmas
- spirit and the sacred twinkle.
- 556
- 00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:44,481
- Built when Christmas
- was nearly destroyed
- 557
- 00:34:44,483 --> 00:34:47,651
- by the dark elves centuries ago.
- 558
- 00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:50,087
- The GEG was assembled
- and they used the power
- 559
- 00:34:50,089 --> 00:34:52,722
- to protect the
- holiday ever since.
- 560
- 00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:57,160
- But it only works when
- your heart is true
- 561
- 00:34:57,162 --> 00:34:58,762
- and your quest is noble.
- 562
- 00:35:08,674 --> 00:35:12,442
- - Hmm, looks like the
- little elf has a new toy.
- 563
- 00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:18,515
- - Bartholomule,
- how does it work?
- 564
- 00:35:18,517 --> 00:35:21,485
- - Oh, you'll figure it out.
- 565
- 00:35:21,487 --> 00:35:24,855
- Let the sacred twinkle
- guide you, Elfette.
- 566
- 00:35:34,566 --> 00:35:37,300
- (ominous music)
- 567
- 00:35:45,744 --> 00:35:47,611
- (beeps)
- 568
- 00:35:59,525 --> 00:36:00,690
- - Cold.
- 569
- 00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:02,459
- - It's getting really
- chilly out here.
- 570
- 00:36:02,461 --> 00:36:03,927
- Yes.
- 571
- 00:36:03,929 --> 00:36:05,362
- - I really can't
- thank you enough.
- 572
- 00:36:05,364 --> 00:36:08,632
- - Oh, my pleasure, Elfette.
- 573
- 00:36:08,634 --> 00:36:12,869
- Oh, what are those little
- contraptions there on your back?
- 574
- 00:36:12,871 --> 00:36:14,171
- - Glitter puffs?
- 575
- 00:36:14,173 --> 00:36:14,804
- - Glitter puffs?
- 576
- 00:36:14,806 --> 00:36:16,439
- - Yeah.
- - Fun.
- 577
- 00:36:16,441 --> 00:36:17,574
- May I?
- 578
- 00:36:17,576 --> 00:36:18,475
- - Sure.
- 579
- 00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:26,783
- - Oh, good heavens.
- 580
- 00:36:28,854 --> 00:36:31,221
- (bangs)
- 581
- 00:36:31,223 --> 00:36:32,622
- (laughs)
- 582
- 00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:33,523
- - Wow!
- 583
- 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,593
- Bartholomule: Unbelievable!
- 584
- 00:36:36,595 --> 00:36:38,962
- - I've actually never
- used one of those before.
- 585
- 00:36:38,964 --> 00:36:41,464
- - I would not want to be on
- the receiving end of that mess.
- 586
- 00:36:41,466 --> 00:36:42,365
- - Oh, no!
- 587
- 00:36:43,468 --> 00:36:45,969
- (laughs)
- 588
- 00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:47,337
- - (sighs) Incredible.
- 589
- 00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:50,307
- Well, better get going, Elfette.
- 590
- 00:36:50,309 --> 00:36:52,275
- Christmas is nigh.
- 591
- 00:36:52,277 --> 00:36:53,577
- - I'm off like Santa's sleigh.
- 592
- 00:36:53,579 --> 00:36:54,778
- - Splendid.
- 593
- 00:36:54,780 --> 00:36:55,645
- - Thank you.
- 594
- 00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,817
- - Oh, and Elfette?
- 595
- 00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:02,786
- If you see my brother
- on your travels,
- 596
- 00:37:02,788 --> 00:37:05,755
- let him know our tea time
- is well overdue, yes?
- 597
- 00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:06,957
- - Sure.
- 598
- 00:37:06,959 --> 00:37:07,824
- - Excellent.
- 599
- 00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:18,735
- Now where did I put
- those pesky mutton chops?
- 600
- 00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,839
- That's right, the
- northeast wing!
- 601
- 00:37:22,841 --> 00:37:25,375
- (coughing)
- 602
- 00:37:29,548 --> 00:37:31,448
- (dramatic music)
- 603
- 00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:32,849
- - This all makes sense now.
- 604
- 00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:33,850
- JoyTech with--
- 605
- 00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:36,753
- (radio crackling)
- 606
- 00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:41,524
- Go ahead.
- 607
- 00:37:41,526 --> 00:37:43,026
- Man: Does she have it?
- 608
- 00:37:43,028 --> 00:37:45,695
- - Yes, Elfette has
- the Twinkameter.
- 609
- 00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:47,430
- JoyTech is off her trail for now
- 610
- 00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:51,268
- but there's an
- assassin following her.
- 611
- 00:37:51,270 --> 00:37:53,036
- Man: How much time do we have?
- 612
- 00:37:53,038 --> 00:37:54,804
- - My eyes on the
- inside have gone dark.
- 613
- 00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:57,741
- There may be a double
- agent involved.
- 614
- 00:37:58,977 --> 00:37:59,909
- Man: Follow Elfette.
- 615
- 00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:02,412
- Don't let her get too far.
- 616
- 00:38:02,414 --> 00:38:04,447
- - Copy that, green leader.
- 617
- 00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:08,752
- I'm about done with
- these reindeer games.
- 618
- 00:38:10,656 --> 00:38:13,823
- - (laughs) Okay,
- listen, Santy Claus.
- 619
- 00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:16,526
- We can make this a lot easier.
- 620
- 00:38:16,528 --> 00:38:18,828
- JoyTech is prepared to offer you
- 621
- 00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:21,731
- a very, very nice
- retirement plan.
- 622
- 00:38:23,769 --> 00:38:27,470
- - Joy, love, giving.
- 623
- 00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:31,608
- You used to believe,
- don't you remember?
- 624
- 00:38:31,610 --> 00:38:33,743
- - Do you ever listen
- to yourself talk?
- 625
- 00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:35,879
- Do you expect me to
- believe the garbage
- 626
- 00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:37,614
- you're trying to sell me?
- 627
- 00:38:37,616 --> 00:38:42,085
- - I can still feel the
- twinkle within you, Georgie.
- 628
- 00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:43,420
- But it's dying.
- 629
- 00:38:49,761 --> 00:38:52,762
- (Georgie whistles)
- 630
- 00:38:56,101 --> 00:38:56,933
- - Go ahead.
- 631
- 00:38:58,036 --> 00:38:59,669
- Write down a number.
- 632
- 00:39:00,772 --> 00:39:03,506
- I'm a very reasonable man.
- 633
- 00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:05,775
- And my bosses are very generous.
- 634
- 00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:07,644
- What's it gonna cost us
- 635
- 00:39:07,646 --> 00:39:11,514
- to put all this free
- present nonsense behind us?
- 636
- 00:39:17,089 --> 00:39:19,789
- (Santa laughs)
- 637
- 00:39:25,364 --> 00:39:27,797
- (Georgie laughs)
- 638
- 00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,767
- - I knew you'd come around.
- 639
- 00:39:30,769 --> 00:39:32,135
- You see, Roger?
- 640
- 00:39:32,137 --> 00:39:34,637
- Every man has their price.
- 641
- 00:39:34,639 --> 00:39:36,740
- (laughs)
- 642
- 00:39:38,143 --> 00:39:42,112
- - Don't let the light inside
- you burn out forever, Georgie.
- 643
- 00:39:42,114 --> 00:39:43,713
- There's still time.
- 644
- 00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:47,851
- - It's the present
- you never got me.
- 645
- 00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:52,622
- Wait, no.
- 646
- 00:39:52,624 --> 00:39:53,990
- No, what the hell?
- 647
- 00:39:54,993 --> 00:39:56,726
- Cut the crap, Santa!
- 648
- 00:39:58,830 --> 00:40:00,397
- Go get Mrs. Claus.
- 649
- 00:40:02,868 --> 00:40:04,868
- Don't give him the money!
- 650
- 00:40:10,675 --> 00:40:12,842
- (laughs)
- 651
- 00:40:36,568 --> 00:40:38,034
- (phone ringing)
- 652
- 00:40:38,036 --> 00:40:39,169
- - Hello?
- 653
- 00:40:39,171 --> 00:40:40,670
- - Elfette.
- 654
- 00:40:40,672 --> 00:40:42,705
- There's been a change of plans.
- 655
- 00:40:42,707 --> 00:40:44,507
- - Sebastian.
- 656
- 00:40:44,509 --> 00:40:45,708
- I thought you were dead.
- 657
- 00:40:45,710 --> 00:40:47,677
- - There's no time to explain.
- 658
- 00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:50,780
- Report back to the
- North Pole immediately.
- 659
- 00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:54,551
- - I'm so happy you're alive
- but I don't understand.
- 660
- 00:40:54,553 --> 00:40:56,186
- - I found a way out of this.
- 661
- 00:40:56,188 --> 00:40:57,487
- - I can't.
- 662
- 00:40:57,489 --> 00:40:58,922
- I have to save Christmas.
- 663
- 00:40:58,924 --> 00:41:00,857
- I'm on my way to New York City.
- 664
- 00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:03,827
- - Elfette, we need you.
- 665
- 00:41:05,163 --> 00:41:06,062
- - I've...
- 666
- 00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:08,832
- I've gotta go.
- 667
- 00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:25,548
- ¶ Dashing through the snow
- 668
- 00:41:25,550 --> 00:41:27,217
- ¶ In a one horse open sleigh
- 669
- 00:41:27,219 --> 00:41:30,620
- ¶ O'er the fields we go
- 670
- 00:41:34,793 --> 00:41:36,092
- - This trip would
- be so much more fun
- 671
- 00:41:36,094 --> 00:41:38,127
- with somebody to sing with.
- 672
- 00:41:38,129 --> 00:41:40,930
- (brakes squealing)
- 673
- 00:41:45,770 --> 00:41:46,936
- - Oh!
- 674
- 00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:48,238
- Hello, old girl.
- 675
- 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:49,172
- Oh, an elf!
- 676
- 00:41:51,109 --> 00:41:51,941
- - Hello, sir.
- 677
- 00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:53,243
- Where are you headed?
- 678
- 00:41:53,245 --> 00:41:54,811
- - Well, I was up in
- Yorkshire yesterday,
- 679
- 00:41:54,813 --> 00:41:56,446
- now that you mention it,
- 680
- 00:41:56,447 --> 00:41:58,080
- but I'm downright confounded
- how I ended up here.
- 681
- 00:41:58,083 --> 00:41:59,983
- - Well, I'm headed to New
- York if you wanted to--
- 682
- 00:41:59,985 --> 00:42:01,251
- - Yes, that'll do quite nicely.
- 683
- 00:42:01,253 --> 00:42:02,285
- - Oh, okay.
- 684
- 00:42:04,222 --> 00:42:07,056
- (coughing)
- 685
- 00:42:07,058 --> 00:42:09,225
- - Excuse me, I believe
- I picked up a bug
- 686
- 00:42:09,227 --> 00:42:10,927
- up in Westminster Abbey.
- 687
- 00:42:10,929 --> 00:42:13,129
- - Oh, well, I might be
- able to help you with that.
- 688
- 00:42:13,131 --> 00:42:13,963
- - You don't say?
- 689
- 00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:14,797
- - Yeah.
- 690
- 00:42:14,799 --> 00:42:16,633
- So, car rules.
- 691
- 00:42:16,635 --> 00:42:18,701
- Absolutely no tickle juice.
- 692
- 00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:21,671
- And no putting your feet out
- the window after 6:00 p.m.
- 693
- 00:42:21,673 --> 00:42:24,140
- - Oh, I can't
- guarantee anything.
- 694
- 00:42:24,142 --> 00:42:26,910
- But I am fresh out
- of tickle juice.
- 695
- 00:42:26,912 --> 00:42:28,311
- - Well, that's good.
- 696
- 00:42:28,313 --> 00:42:29,178
- Okay, ready?
- 697
- 00:42:30,148 --> 00:42:31,047
- - Indeed.
- 698
- 00:42:40,125 --> 00:42:42,158
- - By the way, I'm Elfette.
- 699
- 00:42:43,295 --> 00:42:44,160
- - Duey.
- 700
- 00:42:44,162 --> 00:42:45,194
- A pleasure.
- 701
- 00:42:47,098 --> 00:42:49,832
- - So you said you were lost?
- 702
- 00:42:49,834 --> 00:42:52,902
- - Well, a true
- statesman is never lost.
- 703
- 00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:56,673
- He's precisely where
- he means to be.
- 704
- 00:42:56,675 --> 00:42:58,207
- - That sounds a
- lot like Gandalf.
- 705
- 00:42:58,209 --> 00:43:01,044
- - Gandalf, no,
- never heard of him.
- 706
- 00:43:01,846 --> 00:43:04,013
- (boings)
- 707
- 00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:08,985
- - Wait a minute, that's
- literally Gandalf's pipe.
- 708
- 00:43:08,987 --> 00:43:11,321
- You've never seen
- "Lord of the Rings"?
- 709
- 00:43:11,323 --> 00:43:12,889
- - "Lord of the Flies," yes,
- 710
- 00:43:12,891 --> 00:43:15,191
- directed by the
- great Peter Brook.
- 711
- 00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:18,595
- - Anyway, where did
- you say you were going?
- 712
- 00:43:18,597 --> 00:43:19,963
- - Oh, well, I'm
- headed up to Mummy's
- 713
- 00:43:19,965 --> 00:43:22,865
- for the Christmas holiday.
- 714
- 00:43:22,867 --> 00:43:24,601
- - Well, that's nice.
- 715
- 00:43:29,341 --> 00:43:31,274
- - Oh!
- 716
- 00:43:31,276 --> 00:43:34,043
- Don't mind me, just putting a
- little bit of tea into my pipe
- 717
- 00:43:34,045 --> 00:43:35,745
- for the flavor.
- 718
- 00:43:35,747 --> 00:43:36,779
- - Oh, okay.
- 719
- 00:43:37,716 --> 00:43:40,116
- (pipe tapping)
- 720
- 00:43:41,219 --> 00:43:42,619
- - Mind if I sip a little bit
- 721
- 00:43:42,621 --> 00:43:45,788
- of a Shirley MacLaine
- here while we drive?
- 722
- 00:43:47,359 --> 00:43:48,992
- - Hold on.
- 723
- 00:43:48,994 --> 00:43:50,893
- I have an idea.
- 724
- 00:43:50,895 --> 00:43:51,794
- - Oh.
- 725
- 00:43:53,098 --> 00:43:55,031
- - You should try a little
- bit of this in there.
- 726
- 00:43:55,033 --> 00:43:56,232
- That'll make you feel better.
- 727
- 00:43:56,234 --> 00:43:57,100
- - Oh.
- 728
- 00:44:03,274 --> 00:44:04,240
- - Good, huh?
- 729
- 00:44:04,242 --> 00:44:07,110
- - Now what in Huckleberry Finn?
- 730
- 00:44:07,112 --> 00:44:09,078
- - Elves have used
- mistletoe for years
- 731
- 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:11,814
- to maintain balance and healing.
- 732
- 00:44:13,118 --> 00:44:15,652
- But my cousin Winklette
- invented mistlefinger,
- 733
- 00:44:15,654 --> 00:44:17,420
- which is even more
- powerful than mistletoe,
- 734
- 00:44:17,422 --> 00:44:19,188
- so you should feel
- better instantly.
- 735
- 00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:20,223
- - Whoa.
- 736
- 00:44:20,225 --> 00:44:22,291
- (laughs)
- 737
- 00:44:22,293 --> 00:44:23,226
- Hold on.
- 738
- 00:44:23,228 --> 00:44:24,927
- - What?
- 739
- 00:44:24,929 --> 00:44:27,196
- - Elfette, I think I see,
- is that the North Pole?
- 740
- 00:44:27,198 --> 00:44:28,398
- Aurora borealis?
- 741
- 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,265
- No, no, Antonio Banderas.
- 742
- 00:44:34,139 --> 00:44:37,774
- Wait, now there's a
- smudge on my glasses.
- 743
- 00:44:37,776 --> 00:44:40,043
- - Is there some,
- maybe it's expired?
- 744
- 00:44:40,045 --> 00:44:42,679
- "Not to be consumed by humans."
- 745
- 00:44:43,948 --> 00:44:45,348
- - Not to be what now?
- 746
- 00:44:45,350 --> 00:44:48,117
- (laughs)
- 747
- 00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:50,453
- Elfette, you do know
- your minerals, don't you?
- 748
- 00:44:50,455 --> 00:44:52,455
- - So are you okay?
- 749
- 00:44:52,457 --> 00:44:54,457
- So you really took
- that like a snowman.
- 750
- 00:44:54,459 --> 00:44:56,125
- How are you feeling?
- 751
- 00:44:56,127 --> 00:44:57,293
- - Never better.
- 752
- 00:44:57,295 --> 00:44:59,328
- Think I know how
- Cindy Lou Who felt.
- 753
- 00:44:59,330 --> 00:45:00,396
- (Elfette laughs)
- 754
- 00:45:00,398 --> 00:45:01,297
- Do you fancy a sip?
- 755
- 00:45:01,299 --> 00:45:03,266
- - I'd love one, thank you.
- 756
- 00:45:05,070 --> 00:45:06,302
- That is good, huh?
- 757
- 00:45:06,304 --> 00:45:09,138
- - Okay, Papa needs
- another taste here.
- 758
- 00:45:09,140 --> 00:45:10,273
- - (laughs) Easy does it.
- 759
- 00:45:10,275 --> 00:45:11,174
- - Oh.
- 760
- 00:45:13,778 --> 00:45:16,379
- (dramatic music)
- 761
- 00:45:40,338 --> 00:45:41,838
- (pops)
- 762
- 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,339
- - Mistlefinger?
- 763
- 00:45:43,341 --> 00:45:46,209
- "Not to be consumed by humans."
- 764
- 00:45:46,211 --> 00:45:49,212
- (scoffs) Whatever.
- 765
- 00:45:52,016 --> 00:45:53,149
- Whew.
- 766
- 00:45:53,151 --> 00:45:55,251
- (laughs)
- 767
- 00:45:57,922 --> 00:46:02,258
- Elf on a Shelf, I'm
- coming to get ya!
- 768
- 00:46:03,361 --> 00:46:06,195
- Elf on a Shelf, I'm
- coming to get ya!
- 769
- 00:46:06,197 --> 00:46:09,499
- (upbeat Christmas music)
- 770
- 00:46:29,888 --> 00:46:32,488
- (calm music)
- 771
- 00:46:32,490 --> 00:46:34,223
- (sighs)
- 772
- 00:46:34,225 --> 00:46:37,860
- ¶ Georgie, the green
- nosed reindeer ¶
- 773
- 00:46:37,862 --> 00:46:39,796
- ¶ Reindeer
- 774
- 00:46:39,798 --> 00:46:43,032
- ¶ Had a big pile of cash
- 775
- 00:46:43,034 --> 00:46:44,901
- ¶ Quite a big pile
- 776
- 00:46:44,903 --> 00:46:48,805
- - (humming) Oh.
- 777
- 00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:51,574
- (humming) Thank you.
- 778
- 00:46:54,579 --> 00:46:56,345
- I've been waiting for this.
- 779
- 00:46:56,347 --> 00:46:59,115
- (dramatic music)
- 780
- 00:47:01,085 --> 00:47:03,920
- (heels clicking)
- 781
- 00:47:11,029 --> 00:47:13,930
- (Georgie humming)
- 782
- 00:47:19,938 --> 00:47:21,103
- (Georgie sighs)
- 783
- 00:47:21,105 --> 00:47:22,972
- - I see you're
- enjoying your dinner.
- 784
- 00:47:22,974 --> 00:47:25,441
- So sorry to interrupt.
- 785
- 00:47:25,443 --> 00:47:28,144
- - Mrs. Coalbottom.
- 786
- 00:47:28,146 --> 00:47:30,213
- I didn't know that you
- were coming into town.
- 787
- 00:47:30,215 --> 00:47:34,617
- Can I offer you a glass
- of wine or something?
- 788
- 00:47:34,619 --> 00:47:35,585
- How's everything?
- 789
- 00:47:35,587 --> 00:47:37,119
- - Let me get right to the point.
- 790
- 00:47:37,121 --> 00:47:39,288
- We have a very large investment
- 791
- 00:47:39,290 --> 00:47:42,291
- in your little
- organization, Georgie.
- 792
- 00:47:42,293 --> 00:47:45,595
- And I don't take our
- investments lightly.
- 793
- 00:47:45,597 --> 00:47:47,463
- - Oh, well, of
- course, of course.
- 794
- 00:47:47,465 --> 00:47:49,465
- You know, we're gonna handle
- everything the way it should--
- 795
- 00:47:49,467 --> 00:47:51,334
- - I've heard whispers of an elf
- 796
- 00:47:51,336 --> 00:47:53,603
- that's managed to
- escape the North Pole.
- 797
- 00:47:53,605 --> 00:47:55,037
- - Oh, don't worry.
- 798
- 00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:57,306
- She's no threat, all right?
- 799
- 00:47:57,308 --> 00:47:59,041
- Get this.
- 800
- 00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:02,044
- She's a wrapping paper designer.
- 801
- 00:48:02,046 --> 00:48:03,145
- (laughs) Can you imagine?
- 802
- 00:48:03,147 --> 00:48:05,381
- A wrapping paper designer.
- 803
- 00:48:07,518 --> 00:48:12,255
- - I don't care if she shovels
- dung from reindeers' stables.
- 804
- 00:48:13,892 --> 00:48:17,260
- If she's alive, she's a threat.
- 805
- 00:48:20,298 --> 00:48:25,034
- - Then, uh, she
- won't be for long.
- 806
- 00:48:25,036 --> 00:48:29,005
- - (laughs) Good boy, Georgie.
- 807
- 00:48:29,007 --> 00:48:32,909
- The sooner Santa and his
- elves are off the board,
- 808
- 00:48:32,911 --> 00:48:37,513
- the sooner we can all relish
- in the true joys of Christmas.
- 809
- 00:48:39,217 --> 00:48:42,451
- (glasses clink)
- 810
- 00:48:42,453 --> 00:48:44,520
- Which reminds me.
- 811
- 00:48:44,522 --> 00:48:47,390
- I brought you a little toy.
- 812
- 00:48:47,392 --> 00:48:52,028
- Something to ensure that we
- all have a very silent night.
- 813
- 00:48:56,167 --> 00:48:58,935
- (Georgie laughs)
- 814
- 00:49:01,005 --> 00:49:03,572
- - Well now, how
- can I pass that up?
- 815
- 00:49:04,976 --> 00:49:07,109
- (laughs)
- 816
- 00:49:14,252 --> 00:49:16,585
- (calm music)
- 817
- 00:49:19,991 --> 00:49:22,558
- (phone dialing)
- 818
- 00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,026
- Duey: Yes, keep
- going, little further.
- 819
- 00:49:24,028 --> 00:49:25,695
- All right, this is it.
- 820
- 00:49:25,697 --> 00:49:27,063
- Elfette: Oh.
- 821
- 00:49:27,065 --> 00:49:28,731
- - Yes, old mummy dearest.
- 822
- 00:49:31,703 --> 00:49:33,269
- I can't thank you
- enough, Elfette.
- 823
- 00:49:33,271 --> 00:49:35,037
- - It was lovely
- riding with you, Duey.
- 824
- 00:49:35,039 --> 00:49:36,322
- - Indeed.
- 825
- 00:49:36,323 --> 00:49:37,606
- Are you sure you
- wouldn't like to come in?
- 826
- 00:49:37,608 --> 00:49:39,408
- Mother could make
- you a tea or a bed.
- 827
- 00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:41,243
- It is getting late.
- 828
- 00:49:41,245 --> 00:49:42,611
- - I would love to.
- 829
- 00:49:43,715 --> 00:49:47,116
- But everybody's counting on me.
- 830
- 00:49:47,118 --> 00:49:48,584
- - I understand.
- (phone ringing)
- 831
- 00:49:48,586 --> 00:49:49,485
- Oh.
- - Oh.
- 832
- 00:49:51,122 --> 00:49:52,021
- I should.
- 833
- 00:49:52,690 --> 00:49:53,656
- - Farewell.
- 834
- 00:49:53,658 --> 00:49:54,557
- - Night.
- 835
- 00:49:58,763 --> 00:50:01,030
- - Gonna get my sign here.
- 836
- 00:50:01,032 --> 00:50:02,164
- New York, eh?
- 837
- 00:50:06,204 --> 00:50:07,269
- - Hello?
- 838
- 00:50:07,271 --> 00:50:08,738
- - Oh, Elfette!
- 839
- 00:50:08,740 --> 00:50:11,307
- Thank the Christmas
- spirit you answered.
- 840
- 00:50:11,309 --> 00:50:12,475
- - Santa!
- 841
- 00:50:12,477 --> 00:50:13,743
- Are you okay?
- 842
- 00:50:13,745 --> 00:50:15,544
- - Listen to me, Elfette,
- there's no time.
- 843
- 00:50:15,546 --> 00:50:19,148
- Was Sparkle able to lead
- you to the Twinkameter?
- 844
- 00:50:19,150 --> 00:50:21,217
- - Well, she knows
- that I have it now.
- 845
- 00:50:21,219 --> 00:50:22,451
- - Good, good.
- 846
- 00:50:22,453 --> 00:50:24,253
- Now you must place
- it atop the tree
- 847
- 00:50:24,255 --> 00:50:26,122
- where elf magic lives free
- 848
- 00:50:26,124 --> 00:50:28,157
- by midnight on Christmas Eve,
- 849
- 00:50:28,159 --> 00:50:31,127
- or all that twinkles
- will cease to be.
- 850
- 00:50:31,129 --> 00:50:33,062
- - By midnight on Christmas Eve.
- 851
- 00:50:33,064 --> 00:50:34,730
- I think I understand.
- 852
- 00:50:34,732 --> 00:50:35,664
- I'll do it.
- 853
- 00:50:36,801 --> 00:50:38,768
- But wait, Santa?
- 854
- 00:50:40,338 --> 00:50:42,338
- I left the North
- Pole this Christmas
- 855
- 00:50:42,340 --> 00:50:45,674
- because I didn't
- think I mattered.
- 856
- 00:50:45,676 --> 00:50:49,512
- I was second guessing
- even being an elf anymore.
- 857
- 00:50:49,514 --> 00:50:51,447
- - Oh, Elfette.
- 858
- 00:50:51,449 --> 00:50:54,650
- Whether big or small
- or elfy or not at all,
- 859
- 00:50:54,652 --> 00:50:56,152
- there's a twinkle inside you
- 860
- 00:50:56,154 --> 00:50:59,321
- upon which you can always call.
- 861
- 00:50:59,323 --> 00:51:01,791
- - The sacred twinkle?
- 862
- 00:51:01,793 --> 00:51:03,426
- - It's in all of us.
- 863
- 00:51:03,428 --> 00:51:05,161
- I believe in you, Elfette.
- 864
- 00:51:05,163 --> 00:51:05,795
- Elfette!
- 865
- 00:51:05,797 --> 00:51:06,729
- (Georgie laughs)
- 866
- 00:51:06,731 --> 00:51:07,763
- - Santa?
- 867
- 00:51:07,765 --> 00:51:09,165
- Hello?
- 868
- 00:51:09,167 --> 00:51:10,499
- - I know who you are, elf,
- 869
- 00:51:10,501 --> 00:51:12,201
- and your gig is up.
- 870
- 00:51:12,203 --> 00:51:16,639
- Your undercover operation
- to save Christmas is kaput.
- 871
- 00:51:17,341 --> 00:51:18,607
- - Undercover?
- 872
- 00:51:18,609 --> 00:51:20,776
- - I don't care how much
- twinkle you have left
- 873
- 00:51:20,778 --> 00:51:23,546
- up in your stockings.
- 874
- 00:51:23,548 --> 00:51:28,417
- Your plans to save
- Christmas (laughs) are over.
- 875
- 00:51:32,356 --> 00:51:36,392
- (laughs)
- 876
- 00:51:39,664 --> 00:51:41,197
- - Don't worry, Santa.
- 877
- 00:51:41,199 --> 00:51:42,765
- I won't let you down.
- 878
- 00:51:46,838 --> 00:51:49,105
- (knocking)
- 879
- 00:51:54,545 --> 00:51:55,711
- Hi.
- 880
- 00:51:55,713 --> 00:51:56,579
- - Oh.
- 881
- 00:51:57,682 --> 00:51:58,514
- My.
- 882
- 00:52:00,384 --> 00:52:01,283
- Oh, Duey?
- 883
- 00:52:02,587 --> 00:52:05,554
- I believe your little
- elf friend is here.
- 884
- 00:52:09,727 --> 00:52:10,826
- - Elfette!
- 885
- 00:52:10,828 --> 00:52:12,695
- (laughs) Oh.
- 886
- 00:52:12,697 --> 00:52:15,264
- - I think I might take you
- up on that room if it--
- 887
- 00:52:15,266 --> 00:52:17,633
- - Splendid, yes, I'll have
- Mother prepare it immediately.
- 888
- 00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:18,534
- Mother!
- 889
- 00:52:19,904 --> 00:52:22,605
- - I'm right here, dear.
- 890
- 00:52:22,607 --> 00:52:23,739
- - Oh.
- 891
- 00:52:23,741 --> 00:52:25,474
- How'd you get there?
- 892
- 00:52:26,544 --> 00:52:27,877
- Well, come on in.
- 893
- 00:52:27,879 --> 00:52:29,478
- - Come, darling.
- 894
- 00:52:33,217 --> 00:52:35,651
- (calm music)
- 895
- 00:52:38,523 --> 00:52:40,189
- - Good news, Elfette.
- 896
- 00:52:40,191 --> 00:52:43,159
- Your room is nearly ready!
- 897
- 00:52:43,161 --> 00:52:47,897
- And you have the comfiest,
- fluffiest pillows in the house.
- 898
- 00:52:47,899 --> 00:52:49,899
- Elfette, is
- everything all right?
- 899
- 00:52:49,901 --> 00:52:51,300
- - Yes.
- 900
- 00:52:51,302 --> 00:52:51,934
- Of course, thank you.
- 901
- 00:52:51,936 --> 00:52:53,169
- - Splendid.
- 902
- 00:52:53,171 --> 00:52:54,770
- Well, I'll be off then.
- 903
- 00:52:59,243 --> 00:52:59,909
- - Duey?
- 904
- 00:53:01,279 --> 00:53:03,445
- Can I ask you something?
- 905
- 00:53:03,447 --> 00:53:04,947
- - Sure, yes.
- 906
- 00:53:04,949 --> 00:53:06,916
- Just don't ask me to recite
- the 12 days of Christmas.
- 907
- 00:53:06,918 --> 00:53:08,551
- (laughs)
- 908
- 00:53:08,553 --> 00:53:09,785
- I can never remember
- what happens
- 909
- 00:53:09,787 --> 00:53:11,320
- after the turtle doves
- and the geese are laying
- 910
- 00:53:11,322 --> 00:53:14,757
- and then who's paying, you know?
- 911
- 00:53:14,759 --> 00:53:18,294
- - So I just got off
- the phone with Santa.
- 912
- 00:53:18,296 --> 00:53:20,930
- - Wait, the Santa?
- 913
- 00:53:20,932 --> 00:53:21,797
- You know him?
- 914
- 00:53:21,799 --> 00:53:23,666
- - He's my boss.
- 915
- 00:53:23,668 --> 00:53:25,267
- Santa got kidnapped by the mafia
- 916
- 00:53:25,269 --> 00:53:26,302
- (Duey gasps)
- 917
- 00:53:26,304 --> 00:53:27,836
- and I have to save him.
- 918
- 00:53:27,838 --> 00:53:31,273
- I'm supposed to place the
- Twinkameter atop a tree
- 919
- 00:53:31,275 --> 00:53:34,376
- where he says all
- elf magic lives free.
- 920
- 00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:40,983
- - The Twinkameter.
- 921
- 00:53:42,453 --> 00:53:46,322
- This does look awfully
- familiar, Elfette.
- 922
- 00:53:46,324 --> 00:53:47,223
- Yes.
- 923
- 00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:52,828
- Perhaps he's talking about
- the Pebblefellow Tree.
- 924
- 00:53:52,830 --> 00:53:54,496
- - You've been there before?
- 925
- 00:53:54,498 --> 00:53:56,232
- - Yes, I used to bird
- watch down on 57th Street
- 926
- 00:53:56,234 --> 00:53:57,499
- and I would get corn dogs--
- 927
- 00:53:57,501 --> 00:53:59,935
- - Stop it, Duey, with
- the exaggerations.
- 928
- 00:53:59,937 --> 00:54:01,804
- Help a little elf out.
- 929
- 00:54:01,806 --> 00:54:03,772
- - Yes, yes, Mother.
- 930
- 00:54:03,774 --> 00:54:05,341
- - Your room is ready.
- 931
- 00:54:05,343 --> 00:54:05,975
- - Thank you.
- 932
- 00:54:05,977 --> 00:54:07,509
- - Dear Elfette.
- 933
- 00:54:11,682 --> 00:54:13,482
- - Now you can't miss it.
- 934
- 00:54:13,484 --> 00:54:15,851
- It's right near Central
- Park and the Big Apple.
- 935
- 00:54:15,853 --> 00:54:20,522
- - (gasps) Well, I do
- prefer sugar plums
- 936
- 00:54:20,524 --> 00:54:22,558
- but I can start at the apple.
- 937
- 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:23,525
- - Elfette.
- 938
- 00:54:23,527 --> 00:54:24,994
- Go straight into Manhattan.
- 939
- 00:54:24,996 --> 00:54:26,862
- Take the PATH train, don't
- talk to any strangers.
- 940
- 00:54:26,864 --> 00:54:28,364
- Look for Jimmy, he's
- got the hot dog stand.
- 941
- 00:54:28,366 --> 00:54:30,866
- Say "I need the big dog, Jimmy."
- 942
- 00:54:30,868 --> 00:54:31,767
- It's not on the menu.
- 943
- 00:54:31,769 --> 00:54:32,868
- Got it?
- 944
- 00:54:32,870 --> 00:54:33,769
- Okay.
- 945
- 00:54:35,039 --> 00:54:39,541
- (sighs) Well, good
- night, my new friend.
- 946
- 00:54:39,543 --> 00:54:40,743
- - Good night.
- 947
- 00:54:42,546 --> 00:54:43,846
- - Duey.
- 948
- 00:54:43,848 --> 00:54:45,914
- Don't forget your retainer.
- 949
- 00:54:47,718 --> 00:54:48,617
- Put it in.
- 950
- 00:54:55,393 --> 00:54:58,060
- (retainer clicking)
- 951
- 00:55:05,069 --> 00:55:06,635
- That's a good boy.
- 952
- 00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:11,307
- (sighs)
- 953
- 00:55:35,366 --> 00:55:37,966
- (Elfette laughs)
- 954
- 00:55:55,886 --> 00:55:58,821
- (present rustling)
- 955
- 00:56:01,592 --> 00:56:02,358
- - Duey.
- 956
- 00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:03,125
- How do you know Bartholomule?
- 957
- 00:56:03,127 --> 00:56:05,127
- - Bartholomule?
- 958
- 00:56:05,129 --> 00:56:06,028
- Oh, yes, yes.
- 959
- 00:56:07,531 --> 00:56:10,065
- I do believe he was
- my mother's first son.
- 960
- 00:56:10,067 --> 00:56:11,100
- Uh huh.
- 961
- 00:56:11,102 --> 00:56:12,568
- - Your brother?
- 962
- 00:56:12,570 --> 00:56:14,002
- - Yeah.
- 963
- 00:56:14,004 --> 00:56:15,671
- A fine pair of mutton
- chops on that fellow too.
- 964
- 00:56:15,673 --> 00:56:17,973
- - I'm supposed to remind you.
- 965
- 00:56:19,110 --> 00:56:20,008
- Tea time!
- 966
- 00:56:21,112 --> 00:56:22,678
- - (gasps) Yes.
- 967
- 00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:25,197
- My brother, that
- makes a lot of sense.
- 968
- 00:56:25,198 --> 00:56:27,715
- That's why the Twinkameter
- looked so familiar.
- 969
- 00:56:30,121 --> 00:56:32,054
- - (laughs) He was a lot of help.
- 970
- 00:56:32,056 --> 00:56:33,655
- Both you guys.
- 971
- 00:56:33,657 --> 00:56:37,393
- You're like...family.
- 972
- 00:56:38,763 --> 00:56:39,795
- - Oh, Elfette.
- 973
- 00:56:41,031 --> 00:56:43,899
- This may be the
- best Christmas ever.
- 974
- 00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:48,837
- (grunts)
- 975
- 00:56:48,839 --> 00:56:49,738
- - Good night!
- 976
- 00:57:10,161 --> 00:57:12,861
- (upbeat music)
- 977
- 00:57:27,011 --> 00:57:27,910
- Duey?
- 978
- 00:57:33,184 --> 00:57:34,716
- Duey: Dearest Elfette.
- 979
- 00:57:34,718 --> 00:57:36,218
- Twas a pleasure to meet you.
- 980
- 00:57:36,220 --> 00:57:37,920
- I've never met an elf
- 981
- 00:57:37,922 --> 00:57:40,923
- but, well, you're
- pretty good drivers.
- 982
- 00:57:40,925 --> 00:57:43,058
- I wish I had something to
- repay you for the ride.
- 983
- 00:57:43,060 --> 00:57:45,694
- So I've left you this
- little trinket of mine.
- 984
- 00:57:45,696 --> 00:57:47,896
- It served me well
- through all of my travels
- 985
- 00:57:47,898 --> 00:57:50,232
- and, well, maybe it could
- help you on your mission.
- 986
- 00:57:50,234 --> 00:57:51,867
- Bring Santa home safely.
- 987
- 00:57:51,869 --> 00:57:53,969
- Your friend, Duey.
- 988
- 00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:57,706
- PS, I'm not sure what was
- in that mistlefinger tea
- 989
- 00:57:57,708 --> 00:57:59,575
- but I think I liked it.
- 990
- 00:57:59,577 --> 00:58:02,077
- (upbeat music)
- 991
- 00:59:24,962 --> 00:59:26,929
- - My first holiday mixer.
- 992
- 00:59:26,931 --> 00:59:27,996
- In New York!
- 993
- 00:59:30,768 --> 00:59:33,035
- (calm music)
- 994
- 00:59:37,308 --> 00:59:40,142
- (gasps) Cookies!
- 995
- 00:59:42,813 --> 00:59:44,980
- Oh, I like this place already.
- 996
- 00:59:48,852 --> 00:59:51,219
- I wonder where
- everybody else is.
- 997
- 00:59:57,795 --> 01:00:00,028
- (humming)
- 998
- 01:00:01,031 --> 01:00:03,231
- - Boss, the elf lady's here!
- 999
- 01:00:04,635 --> 01:00:05,801
- - Your boss is here?
- 1000
- 01:00:05,803 --> 01:00:06,635
- - Uh huh.
- 1001
- 01:00:06,637 --> 01:00:07,869
- - That's nice.
- 1002
- 01:00:09,373 --> 01:00:10,339
- More cookies!
- 1003
- 01:00:11,709 --> 01:00:12,608
- - Hello.
- 1004
- 01:00:13,310 --> 01:00:14,843
- Welcome.
- 1005
- 01:00:14,845 --> 01:00:17,312
- I'm glad my
- invitation found you.
- 1006
- 01:00:17,314 --> 01:00:18,914
- - Me too.
- 1007
- 01:00:18,916 --> 01:00:21,950
- When do your other
- VIP guests arrive?
- 1008
- 01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:24,152
- - Well, I was hoping for
- more of an intimate meeting.
- 1009
- 01:00:24,154 --> 01:00:27,089
- You know, get right
- down to business.
- 1010
- 01:00:28,892 --> 01:00:29,791
- - Wait.
- 1011
- 01:00:30,761 --> 01:00:32,260
- I know who you are.
- 1012
- 01:00:33,397 --> 01:00:34,863
- You kidnapped Santa.
- 1013
- 01:00:34,865 --> 01:00:37,733
- - No, wait, now this is a truce.
- 1014
- 01:00:37,735 --> 01:00:39,735
- Not here to hurt you.
- 1015
- 01:00:39,737 --> 01:00:42,938
- But I am here to offer
- you an opportunity.
- 1016
- 01:00:42,940 --> 01:00:46,908
- Now you've been a wrapping
- paper elf for what?
- 1017
- 01:00:46,910 --> 01:00:47,809
- 12 years?
- 1018
- 01:00:49,213 --> 01:00:50,746
- - Yes.
- 1019
- 01:00:50,748 --> 01:00:52,914
- - You're not advancing, are you?
- 1020
- 01:00:52,916 --> 01:00:54,249
- You're not getting the respect
- 1021
- 01:00:54,251 --> 01:00:56,952
- or recognition that you deserve.
- 1022
- 01:00:58,088 --> 01:01:01,757
- Our company needs
- someone like you.
- 1023
- 01:01:01,759 --> 01:01:03,291
- With your skill set.
- 1024
- 01:01:05,763 --> 01:01:07,229
- - I'm not interested.
- 1025
- 01:01:07,231 --> 01:01:08,430
- - That's fine,
- we're just talking.
- 1026
- 01:01:08,432 --> 01:01:09,398
- Have a seat.
- 1027
- 01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:11,867
- Please, I insist.
- 1028
- 01:01:13,037 --> 01:01:14,936
- Come on, it's fine.
- 1029
- 01:01:14,938 --> 01:01:15,837
- - Okay.
- 1030
- 01:01:18,809 --> 01:01:20,776
- - Now imagine this.
- 1031
- 01:01:20,778 --> 01:01:25,347
- Head designer for the world's
- biggest toy corporation.
- 1032
- 01:01:26,850 --> 01:01:30,986
- With you as the face
- of all toy design.
- 1033
- 01:01:30,988 --> 01:01:32,320
- Worldwide.
- 1034
- 01:01:34,158 --> 01:01:37,392
- You'd get that respect and the
- recognition that you deserve.
- 1035
- 01:01:37,394 --> 01:01:38,293
- (Smack)
- 1036
- 01:01:39,697 --> 01:01:40,929
- Think about it.
- 1037
- 01:01:40,931 --> 01:01:43,932
- Does Santa even appreciate you?
- 1038
- 01:01:43,934 --> 01:01:45,167
- Huh?
- 1039
- 01:01:45,169 --> 01:01:47,302
- Come work with us.
- 1040
- 01:01:47,304 --> 01:01:49,171
- Be happy for a change.
- 1041
- 01:01:52,876 --> 01:01:55,711
- - Chief designer
- of the whole world?
- 1042
- 01:01:56,447 --> 01:01:58,046
- - Yeah, sure.
- 1043
- 01:01:58,048 --> 01:02:00,449
- If that's the title
- you want, yeah.
- 1044
- 01:02:00,451 --> 01:02:02,851
- But there's something
- you should know,
- 1045
- 01:02:02,853 --> 01:02:05,854
- I really didn't want to
- be the one to tell you.
- 1046
- 01:02:05,856 --> 01:02:08,323
- It's about your
- friend, Stardust.
- 1047
- 01:02:08,325 --> 01:02:09,991
- - Sparkle.
- 1048
- 01:02:09,993 --> 01:02:13,161
- - Yes, Sprinkles,
- that's what I said.
- 1049
- 01:02:13,163 --> 01:02:16,031
- She's not who you think she is.
- 1050
- 01:02:16,033 --> 01:02:17,833
- - What do you mean?
- 1051
- 01:02:17,835 --> 01:02:19,034
- - Isn't it a little weird
- 1052
- 01:02:19,036 --> 01:02:21,470
- that she's the only
- elf in Florida?
- 1053
- 01:02:21,472 --> 01:02:24,372
- (tongue clicking)
- 1054
- 01:02:25,976 --> 01:02:28,176
- I wish I knew secret agents.
- 1055
- 01:02:31,849 --> 01:02:33,181
- - You're lying!
- 1056
- 01:02:34,017 --> 01:02:34,850
- - I wish I was.
- 1057
- 01:02:34,852 --> 01:02:36,184
- - You're lying.
- 1058
- 01:02:39,289 --> 01:02:43,525
- - You can take the job
- and do something great.
- 1059
- 01:02:43,527 --> 01:02:45,861
- Or you can leave...
- 1060
- 01:02:47,464 --> 01:02:49,965
- And you lose everything.
- 1061
- 01:02:57,908 --> 01:02:59,908
- (snaps)
- 1062
- 01:03:03,213 --> 01:03:06,381
- Negotiations don't go
- as planned, ice her.
- 1063
- 01:03:07,885 --> 01:03:11,019
- - But I told you about
- my fine elf recipe.
- 1064
- 01:03:11,021 --> 01:03:12,888
- So delicious, so nutritious.
- 1065
- 01:03:12,890 --> 01:03:14,489
- - Just do it!
- 1066
- 01:03:14,491 --> 01:03:16,124
- - So scrumptious.
- 1067
- 01:03:17,528 --> 01:03:19,895
- (groans)
- 1068
- 01:03:22,232 --> 01:03:24,366
- - I'm surrounded by morons.
- 1069
- 01:03:27,371 --> 01:03:28,270
- Hey.
- 1070
- 01:03:29,940 --> 01:03:32,240
- That's a good cookie.
- 1071
- 01:03:32,242 --> 01:03:35,110
- (Elfette crying)
- 1072
- 01:03:40,083 --> 01:03:42,918
- - Sparkle wouldn't lie to me.
- 1073
- 01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:44,286
- It's not possible.
- 1074
- 01:03:48,392 --> 01:03:49,291
- Come on.
- 1075
- 01:03:51,461 --> 01:03:53,595
- (gasps) Sebastian!
- 1076
- 01:03:53,597 --> 01:03:55,564
- Are you here to
- save Christmas too?
- 1077
- 01:03:55,566 --> 01:03:58,466
- - Elfette, Christmas is in
- the hands of the mafia now.
- 1078
- 01:03:58,468 --> 01:04:00,268
- The North Pole has
- been destroyed.
- 1079
- 01:04:00,270 --> 01:04:02,103
- I barely escaped.
- 1080
- 01:04:02,105 --> 01:04:03,839
- - But you're chief of security.
- 1081
- 01:04:03,841 --> 01:04:05,407
- You're the most
- qualified elf to help me.
- 1082
- 01:04:05,409 --> 01:04:06,975
- We can save Christmas together.
- 1083
- 01:04:06,977 --> 01:04:09,311
- - You don't know what I've seen.
- 1084
- 01:04:09,313 --> 01:04:12,113
- I gotta get out of here
- before someone sees us.
- 1085
- 01:04:13,984 --> 01:04:15,117
- Good luck.
- 1086
- 01:04:15,118 --> 01:04:16,251
- You're braver than me, Elfette.
- 1087
- 01:04:16,253 --> 01:04:19,020
- (dramatic music)
- 1088
- 01:04:47,150 --> 01:04:48,083
- - Wow.
- 1089
- 01:04:48,085 --> 01:04:49,351
- It's huge!
- 1090
- 01:04:49,353 --> 01:04:50,552
- This must be it.
- 1091
- 01:04:58,495 --> 01:04:59,494
- (grunts)
- 1092
- 01:04:59,496 --> 01:05:00,395
- Come on!
- 1093
- 01:05:01,465 --> 01:05:03,164
- Hello?
- 1094
- 01:05:03,166 --> 01:05:04,666
- Stupid thing.
- 1095
- 01:05:04,668 --> 01:05:05,567
- Activate.
- 1096
- 01:05:06,637 --> 01:05:08,370
- Go, go, Twinkameter.
- 1097
- 01:05:10,507 --> 01:05:11,406
- Magic.
- 1098
- 01:05:13,210 --> 01:05:14,109
- Nothing.
- 1099
- 01:05:15,145 --> 01:05:16,511
- Man!
- 1100
- 01:05:16,513 --> 01:05:18,580
- (sighs)
- 1101
- 01:05:23,620 --> 01:05:25,487
- Why isn't it working?
- 1102
- 01:05:25,489 --> 01:05:28,323
- - Hey, you can't be here.
- 1103
- 01:05:28,325 --> 01:05:31,359
- Can't you read the sign?
- 1104
- 01:05:31,361 --> 01:05:32,060
- So go.
- 1105
- 01:05:32,062 --> 01:05:34,262
- (shouting)
- 1106
- 01:05:39,002 --> 01:05:43,672
- (thunder crashing)
- (gentle music)
- 1107
- 01:05:59,256 --> 01:06:02,090
- (dramatic music)
- 1108
- 01:06:24,147 --> 01:06:26,381
- - That was a pretty good
- offer Georgie made you.
- 1109
- 01:06:26,383 --> 01:06:28,750
- Better than what's
- gonna happen now.
- 1110
- 01:06:28,752 --> 01:06:30,118
- Little elf.
- 1111
- 01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:32,754
- - Are you making more mojitos?
- 1112
- 01:06:32,756 --> 01:06:35,256
- - Let me properly
- introduce myself.
- 1113
- 01:06:35,258 --> 01:06:38,093
- My name is Ernest
- Killingsworth III,
- 1114
- 01:06:38,095 --> 01:06:40,195
- award-winning bad guy.
- 1115
- 01:06:40,197 --> 01:06:43,264
- And three time Croaky winner.
- 1116
- 01:06:43,266 --> 01:06:44,766
- - Why are you following me?
- 1117
- 01:06:44,768 --> 01:06:47,435
- - First of all, I would
- like to thank Sebastian
- 1118
- 01:06:47,437 --> 01:06:49,437
- for your assistance.
- 1119
- 01:06:49,439 --> 01:06:51,306
- - Sebastian, how could you?
- 1120
- 01:06:51,308 --> 01:06:53,108
- You're hired to protect us!
- 1121
- 01:06:53,110 --> 01:06:54,776
- - It's over, Elfette!
- 1122
- 01:06:54,778 --> 01:06:58,146
- The corporations
- control Christmas now.
- 1123
- 01:06:58,148 --> 01:07:01,416
- He gave me a good
- job, great pay.
- 1124
- 01:07:01,418 --> 01:07:03,752
- It's the way things are now.
- 1125
- 01:07:03,754 --> 01:07:05,787
- The old elf ways are obsolete.
- 1126
- 01:07:05,789 --> 01:07:07,288
- - Now with this blender,
- 1127
- 01:07:07,290 --> 01:07:10,625
- my 21st Croaky
- nomination is imminent.
- 1128
- 01:07:10,627 --> 01:07:13,395
- - So you're like the
- Meryl Streep of killing.
- 1129
- 01:07:13,397 --> 01:07:17,032
- - If she doesn't
- cooperate, get rid of her.
- 1130
- 01:07:25,108 --> 01:07:26,775
- - Come on!
- 1131
- 01:07:26,777 --> 01:07:28,443
- Do something!
- 1132
- 01:07:28,445 --> 01:07:30,178
- - You think this
- little twinkle stuff
- 1133
- 01:07:30,180 --> 01:07:32,814
- is gonna save the elves?
- 1134
- 01:07:32,816 --> 01:07:34,582
- (laughs) You're
- all gonna die now.
- 1135
- 01:07:34,584 --> 01:07:36,184
- - Die?
- 1136
- 01:07:36,186 --> 01:07:37,786
- - Let's go, little elf.
- 1137
- 01:07:37,788 --> 01:07:40,622
- (Elfette crying)
- 1138
- 01:07:45,762 --> 01:07:48,530
- (dramatic music)
- 1139
- 01:07:49,833 --> 01:07:51,733
- (Elfette gasps)
- 1140
- 01:07:51,735 --> 01:07:52,634
- - Hello?
- 1141
- 01:07:53,670 --> 01:07:54,702
- Where am I?
- 1142
- 01:08:05,715 --> 01:08:06,815
- Santa?
- 1143
- 01:08:06,817 --> 01:08:08,249
- Are you here too?
- 1144
- 01:08:24,167 --> 01:08:26,468
- (clatters)
- 1145
- 01:08:42,719 --> 01:08:44,752
- (gasps)
- 1146
- 01:08:49,559 --> 01:08:54,395
- - (laughs) I see you
- found my cookbook.
- 1147
- 01:08:56,666 --> 01:08:58,733
- - What are you gonna do to me?
- 1148
- 01:08:58,735 --> 01:09:00,368
- - You mean you,
- 1149
- 01:09:00,370 --> 01:09:03,571
- two vine-ripened
- tomatoes, a pack of gum,
- 1150
- 01:09:03,573 --> 01:09:07,609
- a liter of orange soda,
- my favorite blender?
- 1151
- 01:09:07,611 --> 01:09:12,180
- (laughs) Oh, wouldn't
- you like to know.
- 1152
- 01:09:12,182 --> 01:09:13,648
- Oh, oh, oh.
- 1153
- 01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:18,253
- And I guess you won't
- be needing this anymore.
- 1154
- 01:09:18,255 --> 01:09:22,290
- The elf magic in this
- ancient junk is now defunct.
- 1155
- 01:09:25,662 --> 01:09:28,730
- (laughs)
- 1156
- 01:09:28,732 --> 01:09:30,365
- - No!
- 1157
- 01:09:30,367 --> 01:09:31,299
- No!
- 1158
- 01:09:31,301 --> 01:09:33,835
- (Ernest laughs)
- 1159
- 01:09:37,174 --> 01:09:39,641
- (Elfette crying)
- 1160
- 01:09:44,614 --> 01:09:47,615
- - And now, how
- about we take a look
- 1161
- 01:09:47,617 --> 01:09:52,287
- at those little elf feet
- so he can gum them up?
- 1162
- 01:09:52,289 --> 01:09:53,188
- - He?
- 1163
- 01:09:54,791 --> 01:09:59,594
- - (laughs) First, he's
- gonna gum up your toes
- 1164
- 01:10:00,764 --> 01:10:02,664
- so you can't run away.
- 1165
- 01:10:04,768 --> 01:10:08,636
- Then he's gonna add a
- dollop of that orange soda
- 1166
- 01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:12,774
- for fruity stamina.
- 1167
- 01:10:12,776 --> 01:10:14,876
- (laughs)
- 1168
- 01:10:19,749 --> 01:10:21,783
- Organic all-purpose flour.
- 1169
- 01:10:24,921 --> 01:10:25,853
- Two tomatoes.
- 1170
- 01:10:28,358 --> 01:10:30,792
- Candy cane for
- that fresh breath.
- 1171
- 01:10:32,495 --> 01:10:35,830
- One scoop of whey protein
- for extra strength.
- 1172
- 01:10:37,667 --> 01:10:41,669
- And oh yes, Mom always
- said never forget
- 1173
- 01:10:41,671 --> 01:10:44,005
- the low carb, fat free butter.
- 1174
- 01:10:45,508 --> 01:10:47,909
- Little cucumber in there,
- 1175
- 01:10:47,911 --> 01:10:52,247
- but I like to add a little
- bit of my taste as well.
- 1176
- 01:10:52,249 --> 01:10:53,381
- I put a little bit of mint.
- 1177
- 01:10:53,383 --> 01:10:54,249
- - Yes!
- 1178
- 01:10:55,919 --> 01:10:57,018
- - Mistlefinger?
- 1179
- 01:10:57,020 --> 01:10:58,686
- - Yeah.
- 1180
- 01:10:58,688 --> 01:11:00,855
- - And just half a cup
- of cottage cheese.
- 1181
- 01:11:00,857 --> 01:11:02,991
- (clatters)
- 1182
- 01:11:05,695 --> 01:11:08,630
- (dramatic music)
- 1183
- 01:11:08,632 --> 01:11:10,298
- Is that what I think it is?
- 1184
- 01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:13,334
- The sacred elf ingredient?
- 1185
- 01:11:13,336 --> 01:11:15,703
- Oh, he's been
- looking for this one.
- 1186
- 01:11:15,705 --> 01:11:17,372
- - Mistlefinger.
- 1187
- 01:11:17,374 --> 01:11:19,707
- It's not really
- meant for humans.
- 1188
- 01:11:19,709 --> 01:11:22,510
- And it's actually supposed
- to be a tea to heal.
- 1189
- 01:11:22,512 --> 01:11:23,678
- - Ha!
- 1190
- 01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:25,913
- You think he's falling
- for your tricks?
- 1191
- 01:11:25,915 --> 01:11:27,882
- He knows how sneaky
- you elves can be.
- 1192
- 01:11:27,884 --> 01:11:28,783
- - Okay.
- 1193
- 01:11:31,821 --> 01:11:32,720
- - Whew!
- 1194
- 01:11:33,957 --> 01:11:36,291
- (laughs)
- 1195
- 01:11:41,598 --> 01:11:43,765
- I see a rainbow.
- 1196
- 01:11:45,402 --> 01:11:48,936
- I see a golden igloo.
- 1197
- 01:11:50,874 --> 01:11:52,774
- (laughs)
- 1198
- 01:11:55,612 --> 01:11:57,812
- (humming)
- 1199
- 01:12:07,924 --> 01:12:09,457
- - Have some coal.
- 1200
- 01:12:11,628 --> 01:12:14,629
- That's all you
- deserve this year.
- 1201
- 01:12:14,631 --> 01:12:15,930
- Okay.
- 1202
- 01:12:15,932 --> 01:12:16,831
- Let's go.
- 1203
- 01:12:19,803 --> 01:12:22,670
- (Ernest humming)
- 1204
- 01:12:25,709 --> 01:12:26,941
- - What?
- 1205
- 01:12:26,943 --> 01:12:28,576
- Oh, you think we should
- check on the package.
- 1206
- 01:12:28,578 --> 01:12:30,611
- Excellent idea, Mr. Duckie.
- 1207
- 01:12:30,613 --> 01:12:32,847
- (humming)
- 1208
- 01:12:36,052 --> 01:12:40,455
- Phone: Boss is calling,
- boss is calling.
- 1209
- 01:12:40,457 --> 01:12:41,389
- - Boss.
- 1210
- 01:12:41,391 --> 01:12:42,990
- - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1211
- 01:12:42,992 --> 01:12:44,492
- Package in transit?
- 1212
- 01:12:44,494 --> 01:12:45,960
- - Package?
- 1213
- 01:12:45,962 --> 01:12:48,463
- I didn't order any package.
- 1214
- 01:12:48,465 --> 01:12:49,764
- - Your elaborate plan.
- 1215
- 01:12:49,766 --> 01:12:50,998
- It worked, right?
- 1216
- 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:55,370
- - Uh, well, the
- other elf showed up
- 1217
- 01:12:55,372 --> 01:12:58,973
- and stuffed coal in my mouth.
- 1218
- 01:12:58,975 --> 01:12:59,874
- - Sparkle.
- 1219
- 01:13:00,977 --> 01:13:02,510
- I thought she was
- still in Florida.
- 1220
- 01:13:02,512 --> 01:13:04,078
- - Boss, I'm so close.
- 1221
- 01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:05,113
- I know I can get her.
- 1222
- 01:13:05,115 --> 01:13:06,948
- The elf macaroons.
- 1223
- 01:13:06,950 --> 01:13:08,116
- - No!
- 1224
- 01:13:08,118 --> 01:13:09,751
- No, no, no, no, no.
- 1225
- 01:13:09,753 --> 01:13:10,618
- You're fired.
- 1226
- 01:13:10,620 --> 01:13:12,153
- I'll handle this myself.
- 1227
- 01:13:12,155 --> 01:13:14,722
- (phone beeps)
- 1228
- 01:13:16,993 --> 01:13:19,394
- - What am I gonna tell Mama?
- 1229
- 01:13:22,165 --> 01:13:24,399
- - Sparkle!
- 1230
- 01:13:26,603 --> 01:13:29,137
- (water bubbles)
- 1231
- 01:13:32,142 --> 01:13:33,007
- - What the?
- 1232
- 01:13:33,009 --> 01:13:34,675
- How did you get here?
- 1233
- 01:13:34,677 --> 01:13:35,877
- - You mean thanks for saving me?
- 1234
- 01:13:35,879 --> 01:13:38,479
- - I mean, you lied to me.
- 1235
- 01:13:38,481 --> 01:13:40,014
- - I had to, Elfette.
- 1236
- 01:13:40,016 --> 01:13:41,983
- - You had to or
- you don't trust me?
- 1237
- 01:13:41,985 --> 01:13:43,017
- - What?
- 1238
- 01:13:43,019 --> 01:13:44,552
- Of course I trust you.
- 1239
- 01:13:44,554 --> 01:13:45,853
- I only want you to succeed.
- 1240
- 01:13:45,855 --> 01:13:47,522
- - I will succeed.
- 1241
- 01:13:47,524 --> 01:13:48,956
- Because nobody believes in me.
- 1242
- 01:13:48,958 --> 01:13:51,459
- - Elfette, don't be so naive.
- 1243
- 01:13:51,461 --> 01:13:53,060
- This mission is dangerous.
- 1244
- 01:13:53,062 --> 01:13:54,562
- People lie.
- 1245
- 01:13:54,564 --> 01:13:56,531
- The world isn't as
- safe as the North Pole.
- 1246
- 01:13:56,533 --> 01:13:58,166
- - I guess you'd know.
- 1247
- 01:13:58,168 --> 01:13:59,467
- Special agent.
- 1248
- 01:14:00,737 --> 01:14:04,172
- - Elfette, where's
- the Twinkameter?
- 1249
- 01:14:04,174 --> 01:14:05,940
- - I lost it, okay?
- 1250
- 01:14:07,043 --> 01:14:08,075
- Are you happy?
- 1251
- 01:14:09,846 --> 01:14:11,612
- - Elfette, come back!
- 1252
- 01:14:13,016 --> 01:14:13,915
- Elfette!
- 1253
- 01:14:15,552 --> 01:14:17,618
- (sighs)
- 1254
- 01:14:18,855 --> 01:14:21,489
- (gentle music)
- 1255
- 01:14:44,247 --> 01:14:46,814
- (Elfette crying)
- 1256
- 01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:52,253
- - May I join you?
- 1257
- 01:14:53,590 --> 01:14:54,922
- - Yeah.
- 1258
- 01:14:54,924 --> 01:14:55,957
- Sure, why not?
- 1259
- 01:15:01,764 --> 01:15:04,599
- - You know, I've
- been around a bit
- 1260
- 01:15:04,601 --> 01:15:06,901
- and I can tell that look.
- 1261
- 01:15:06,903 --> 01:15:08,970
- - Well, I ruined Christmas.
- 1262
- 01:15:10,273 --> 01:15:11,973
- Is it the I ruined
- Christmas look?
- 1263
- 01:15:11,975 --> 01:15:14,809
- (laughs)
- 1264
- 01:15:14,811 --> 01:15:16,944
- Should have stayed in Florida.
- 1265
- 01:15:16,946 --> 01:15:20,248
- At least then the
- Twinkameter wouldn't be lost.
- 1266
- 01:15:20,250 --> 01:15:21,566
- Stupid.
- 1267
- 01:15:21,567 --> 01:15:22,883
- - You know, I had
- a little boy once
- 1268
- 01:15:22,886 --> 01:15:25,520
- and I ruined Christmas for him.
- 1269
- 01:15:26,656 --> 01:15:29,023
- Things will never be the same.
- 1270
- 01:15:29,826 --> 01:15:32,560
- - You ruined Christmas too, huh?
- 1271
- 01:15:34,264 --> 01:15:37,298
- - You know, you don't always
- know why you do things
- 1272
- 01:15:37,300 --> 01:15:40,735
- but if you let your
- spirit guide you,
- 1273
- 01:15:40,737 --> 01:15:42,537
- you'll make it right.
- 1274
- 01:15:46,175 --> 01:15:47,909
- - That's what Sparkle told me.
- 1275
- 01:15:47,911 --> 01:15:49,310
- - Sparkle?
- 1276
- 01:15:49,312 --> 01:15:51,279
- - Look where that got me.
- 1277
- 01:15:55,151 --> 01:15:57,151
- - I think I have
- something that might help.
- 1278
- 01:15:57,153 --> 01:15:58,719
- - Really?
- - Mm-hmm.
- 1279
- 01:16:04,861 --> 01:16:08,062
- Now my little boy
- really needs that.
- 1280
- 01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:11,265
- Let's not forget what
- Christmas is all about.
- 1281
- 01:16:11,267 --> 01:16:15,570
- It's not how popular you
- are or how flashy you are.
- 1282
- 01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:22,076
- You can find the
- Christmas spirit where
- you least expect it.
- 1283
- 01:16:27,183 --> 01:16:29,150
- Goodbye, little elf!
- 1284
- 01:16:29,152 --> 01:16:30,051
- - Goodbye.
- 1285
- 01:16:31,354 --> 01:16:33,220
- Man: Merry Christmas!
- 1286
- 01:16:34,991 --> 01:16:36,357
- - Merry Christmas.
- 1287
- 01:16:44,867 --> 01:16:47,201
- (dramatic music)
- 1288
- 01:16:47,203 --> 01:16:49,203
- - My peppermint gumdrop,
- what have they done to you?
- 1289
- 01:16:49,205 --> 01:16:50,671
- - It's okay, sweetie.
- 1290
- 01:16:50,673 --> 01:16:52,173
- Elfette knows what to do.
- 1291
- 01:16:52,175 --> 01:16:53,708
- - Oh.
- 1292
- 01:16:53,710 --> 01:16:55,076
- Gumdrop.
- 1293
- 01:16:55,078 --> 01:16:56,744
- - Enough with the
- blah blah blah.
- 1294
- 01:16:56,746 --> 01:16:58,980
- Listen, Santa, this is
- what's gonna happen.
- 1295
- 01:16:58,982 --> 01:17:02,083
- You're gonna tell us
- all of your secrets
- 1296
- 01:17:02,085 --> 01:17:06,754
- or your precious elves and
- your bride will be eliminated.
- 1297
- 01:17:08,224 --> 01:17:09,357
- And for what?
- 1298
- 01:17:09,359 --> 01:17:10,658
- A few free gifts?
- 1299
- 01:17:10,660 --> 01:17:12,059
- Come on, Santa.
- 1300
- 01:17:12,061 --> 01:17:14,929
- Let's be reasonable here, huh?
- 1301
- 01:17:14,931 --> 01:17:16,397
- - We'll never help you.
- 1302
- 01:17:16,399 --> 01:17:19,133
- - Well, then your
- elves are gonna die.
- 1303
- 01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:24,005
- Midnight Christmas Eve, when
- the freeze is permanent.
- 1304
- 01:17:25,241 --> 01:17:27,274
- - You can't kill
- Christmas, Little Georgie.
- 1305
- 01:17:27,276 --> 01:17:32,146
- - (laughs) Oh, Santa, I can.
- 1306
- 01:17:33,182 --> 01:17:34,782
- And I will kill Christmas.
- 1307
- 01:17:34,784 --> 01:17:36,283
- - But Christmas is inside you,
- 1308
- 01:17:36,285 --> 01:17:38,185
- like the beating of your heart,
- 1309
- 01:17:38,187 --> 01:17:39,754
- like the brain that
- makes you smart.
- 1310
- 01:17:39,756 --> 01:17:40,788
- - Enough!
- 1311
- 01:17:40,790 --> 01:17:42,390
- Enough with the rhymes!
- 1312
- 01:17:43,860 --> 01:17:44,759
- Roger.
- 1313
- 01:17:46,396 --> 01:17:47,962
- Go put her on ice.
- 1314
- 01:17:49,065 --> 01:17:51,265
- - Come on, nice lady,
- time to get frozen.
- 1315
- 01:17:51,267 --> 01:17:53,367
- - No, take me, not her.
- 1316
- 01:17:53,369 --> 01:17:54,669
- She didn't do anything.
- 1317
- 01:17:54,671 --> 01:17:56,704
- - Now you wanna talk, huh?
- 1318
- 01:17:57,407 --> 01:17:59,306
- - No!
- 1319
- 01:17:59,308 --> 01:18:02,677
- Mrs. Claus: Santa, baby,
- you have to save Christmas!
- 1320
- 01:18:02,679 --> 01:18:03,411
- - Don't do this.
- 1321
- 01:18:03,413 --> 01:18:04,979
- Don't do this.
- 1322
- 01:18:04,981 --> 01:18:07,982
- (Mrs. Claus screaming)
- 1323
- 01:18:07,984 --> 01:18:12,753
- - (laughs) That sounds like
- someone's getting cold feet.
- 1324
- 01:18:12,755 --> 01:18:15,923
- Oh, you're gonna love
- this, Santa, look at this.
- 1325
- 01:18:15,925 --> 01:18:18,125
- JoyTech stocks have doubled.
- 1326
- 01:18:19,295 --> 01:18:22,396
- (laughs) Oh, this is going
- 1327
- 01:18:22,398 --> 01:18:26,434
- to be such a very
- merry Christmas.
- 1328
- 01:18:28,237 --> 01:18:30,838
- Oh, wait, I'm sorry, Santa.
- 1329
- 01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:32,440
- Would you like an eggnog?
- 1330
- 01:18:32,442 --> 01:18:35,242
- A little eggnog?
- 1331
- 01:18:35,244 --> 01:18:36,410
- No?
- 1332
- 01:18:36,412 --> 01:18:37,111
- Okay then.
- 1333
- 01:18:38,981 --> 01:18:41,215
- (humming)
- 1334
- 01:18:54,831 --> 01:18:57,064
- (calm music)
- 1335
- 01:19:13,483 --> 01:19:14,515
- - Elfette, Elfette.
- 1336
- 01:19:14,517 --> 01:19:16,016
- So glad I found you here.
- 1337
- 01:19:16,018 --> 01:19:17,818
- - Duey, what are you doing here?
- 1338
- 01:19:17,820 --> 01:19:19,186
- - I was talking with Mother
- 1339
- 01:19:19,188 --> 01:19:21,088
- and realized that
- the Pebblefellow Tree
- 1340
- 01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:23,357
- is a daft representation
- of elf magic.
- 1341
- 01:19:23,359 --> 01:19:24,325
- - I went there.
- 1342
- 01:19:24,327 --> 01:19:25,326
- The magic didn't work.
- 1343
- 01:19:25,328 --> 01:19:26,527
- - No.
- 1344
- 01:19:26,529 --> 01:19:29,396
- The real elf tree is
- in this park here.
- 1345
- 01:19:30,333 --> 01:19:31,365
- - Really?
- 1346
- 01:19:31,367 --> 01:19:32,633
- - Yes.
- 1347
- 01:19:32,634 --> 01:19:33,900
- But you're looking in
- the wrong direction.
- 1348
- 01:19:33,903 --> 01:19:34,835
- It's back that way, old girl.
- 1349
- 01:19:34,837 --> 01:19:35,936
- - Okay.
- 1350
- 01:19:35,938 --> 01:19:37,204
- - Now I've gotta get going.
- 1351
- 01:19:37,206 --> 01:19:38,539
- I've got a tea time
- with Bartholomule.
- 1352
- 01:19:38,541 --> 01:19:39,774
- Yes, Bartholomule?
- 1353
- 01:19:39,776 --> 01:19:40,808
- Yes, I'm almost there.
- 1354
- 01:19:40,810 --> 01:19:42,176
- - Tell him I said hi.
- 1355
- 01:19:42,178 --> 01:19:44,779
- - Yes, Elfette
- says, he says hello.
- 1356
- 01:19:44,781 --> 01:19:45,546
- Elfette: Okay.
- 1357
- 01:19:45,548 --> 01:19:47,081
- - Oh, yes, I'll bring the honey.
- 1358
- 01:19:47,083 --> 01:19:49,000
- Okay.
- 1359
- 01:19:49,001 --> 01:19:50,918
- Now you get going, you're
- running out of time, yes.
- - Oh yes.
- 1360
- 01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:51,852
- Bye!
- 1361
- 01:19:53,923 --> 01:19:56,423
- (gentle music)
- 1362
- 01:20:08,271 --> 01:20:10,437
- ¶ We were two young
- elves that were ¶
- 1363
- 01:20:10,439 --> 01:20:15,442
- ¶ looking for a little sun
- 1364
- 01:20:15,444 --> 01:20:20,314
- ¶ When we heard the news
- the North Pole was overrun ¶
- 1365
- 01:20:22,585 --> 01:20:27,454
- ¶ And with Santa gone, the
- whole world come undone ¶
- 1366
- 01:20:30,293 --> 01:20:35,162
- ¶ So I'm going off to find
- him if I have to go alone ¶
- 1367
- 01:20:36,432 --> 01:20:41,302
- ¶ Because he's coming home
- 1368
- 01:20:44,106 --> 01:20:46,440
- ¶ Yeah, he's coming home
- 1369
- 01:20:46,442 --> 01:20:51,312
- ¶ Santa Claus is coming home
- 1370
- 01:20:52,248 --> 01:20:54,014
- ¶ Santa's coming home
- 1371
- 01:20:54,016 --> 01:20:58,853
- ¶ Save our Santa from them all
- 1372
- 01:20:59,856 --> 01:21:01,121
- ¶ Yeah, he's coming home
- 1373
- 01:21:01,123 --> 01:21:06,193
- ¶ SOS, is he coming home
- 1374
- 01:21:06,929 --> 01:21:08,562
- ¶ Santa's coming home
- 1375
- 01:21:08,564 --> 01:21:12,132
- ¶ Save our Santa from them all
- 1376
- 01:21:12,134 --> 01:21:17,204
- ¶ Santa Claus is coming home
- 1377
- 01:21:18,074 --> 01:21:20,941
- ¶ Yeah, he's coming home
- 1378
- 01:21:20,943 --> 01:21:24,879
- ¶ He's coming home
- 1379
- 01:21:24,881 --> 01:21:28,349
- ¶ Yeah, he's coming home
- 1380
- 01:21:28,351 --> 01:21:33,220
- ¶ He's coming home
- 1381
- 01:21:39,495 --> 01:21:42,296
- ¶ He's coming home
- 1382
- 01:21:45,368 --> 01:21:48,302
- - Whether you're big,
- small, elfy or not at all,
- 1383
- 01:21:48,304 --> 01:21:50,204
- there's a sacred
- twinkle inside you
- 1384
- 01:21:50,206 --> 01:21:52,339
- upon which you can always call.
- 1385
- 01:21:52,341 --> 01:21:55,542
- Well, if this is the
- tree, makes sense.
- 1386
- 01:21:55,544 --> 01:21:58,545
- It's not flashy, it's simple.
- 1387
- 01:21:58,547 --> 01:21:59,346
- And perfect.
- 1388
- 01:22:03,185 --> 01:22:05,386
- Sorry I let you down, Santa.
- 1389
- 01:22:06,555 --> 01:22:08,055
- Sorry, Christmas.
- 1390
- 01:22:09,158 --> 01:22:10,057
- I should've--
- 1391
- 01:22:10,059 --> 01:22:11,258
- Sparkle: Hey.
- 1392
- 01:22:14,964 --> 01:22:16,330
- - I thought you left.
- 1393
- 01:22:16,332 --> 01:22:18,933
- (bell tolling)
- 1394
- 01:22:26,542 --> 01:22:28,442
- Christmas Eve is over.
- 1395
- 01:22:29,245 --> 01:22:30,144
- I failed.
- 1396
- 01:22:31,180 --> 01:22:33,948
- Santa's probably, the elves.
- 1397
- 01:22:33,950 --> 01:22:35,015
- I lost the Twinkameter.
- 1398
- 01:22:35,017 --> 01:22:36,717
- I let everybody down.
- 1399
- 01:22:36,719 --> 01:22:38,519
- Christmas is ruined.
- 1400
- 01:22:38,521 --> 01:22:42,089
- - The Twinkameter was just
- to help you find yourself.
- 1401
- 01:22:42,091 --> 01:22:44,525
- The sacred twinkle
- is inside you.
- 1402
- 01:22:47,496 --> 01:22:50,030
- And the Grand Elf
- Guild may have thought
- 1403
- 01:22:50,032 --> 01:22:51,598
- of something to help.
- 1404
- 01:22:53,970 --> 01:22:55,569
- - Silver halide tinsel!
- 1405
- 01:22:59,075 --> 01:23:02,476
- - You need a ticking
- clock to make it work.
- 1406
- 01:23:04,013 --> 01:23:05,446
- - I have something.
- 1407
- 01:23:08,617 --> 01:23:10,584
- (laughs)
- 1408
- 01:23:14,290 --> 01:23:16,457
- (tinkling)
- 1409
- 01:23:19,595 --> 01:23:22,329
- (clock ticking)
- 1410
- 01:23:28,137 --> 01:23:30,437
- (laughs)
- 1411
- 01:23:30,439 --> 01:23:32,606
- Christmas magic.
- 1412
- 01:23:32,608 --> 01:23:36,243
- I realize now you were
- only trying to protect me.
- 1413
- 01:23:36,245 --> 01:23:38,278
- I'm sorry I didn't
- see that before.
- 1414
- 01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:40,147
- What do we do now?
- 1415
- 01:23:40,149 --> 01:23:42,583
- - You've already done it.
- 1416
- 01:23:42,585 --> 01:23:43,484
- It's you.
- 1417
- 01:23:45,321 --> 01:23:48,455
- Power born in purest snow.
- 1418
- 01:23:48,457 --> 01:23:50,791
- Elfette And Sparkle: The
- truest elf will only know.
- 1419
- 01:23:50,793 --> 01:23:53,794
- Hold me close and I shall glow.
- 1420
- 01:23:53,796 --> 01:23:56,430
- The sacred twinkle
- I will bestow.
- 1421
- 01:24:05,775 --> 01:24:08,175
- (triumphant music)
- 1422
- 01:24:08,177 --> 01:24:11,045
- (Elfette laughs)
- 1423
- 01:24:49,785 --> 01:24:52,086
- (laughing)
- 1424
- 01:24:56,792 --> 01:24:57,858
- - We did it!
- 1425
- 01:24:59,161 --> 01:25:00,594
- What about Santa?
- 1426
- 01:25:01,697 --> 01:25:05,299
- - I might have a little
- elf magic left over.
- 1427
- 01:25:07,703 --> 01:25:08,602
- Hold my hand.
- 1428
- 01:25:10,706 --> 01:25:13,307
- (Elfette squeals)
- 1429
- 01:25:13,309 --> 01:25:16,210
- (Georgie humming)
- 1430
- 01:25:18,881 --> 01:25:22,583
- - (laughs) Did you take
- care of old Misty Claus?
- 1431
- 01:25:22,585 --> 01:25:24,184
- - Indeed, boss.
- 1432
- 01:25:24,186 --> 01:25:25,686
- I annihilated her
- 1433
- 01:25:25,688 --> 01:25:28,689
- with the hypersonic carbonite
- freeze chamber as requested.
- 1434
- 01:25:28,691 --> 01:25:30,724
- - Excellent work, Dr. Rogers.
- 1435
- 01:25:30,726 --> 01:25:34,261
- Do you know that you are
- the smartest goon I know?
- 1436
- 01:25:34,263 --> 01:25:37,898
- - (mumbles) You two
- giant turkeys were
- made for each other.
- 1437
- 01:25:37,900 --> 01:25:40,868
- I'm taking back
- Christmas, suckers!
- 1438
- 01:25:40,870 --> 01:25:43,470
- (gun fires)
- 1439
- 01:25:46,175 --> 01:25:48,242
- (gasps)
- 1440
- 01:25:53,415 --> 01:25:55,582
- - You take care of
- old Misty Claus?
- 1441
- 01:25:55,584 --> 01:25:56,850
- She's frozen, right?
- 1442
- 01:25:56,852 --> 01:25:57,851
- - Uh huh.
- 1443
- 01:25:57,853 --> 01:25:59,186
- Like a popsicle.
- 1444
- 01:26:00,456 --> 01:26:03,157
- - And now it's your turn, Santa.
- 1445
- 01:26:03,159 --> 01:26:06,193
- In just a few minutes, our toy
- stores will be booming again.
- 1446
- 01:26:06,195 --> 01:26:08,328
- (laughs)
- 1447
- 01:26:12,935 --> 01:26:15,602
- Hey, did you not hear me?
- 1448
- 01:26:15,604 --> 01:26:17,504
- We're gonna shoot you.
- 1449
- 01:26:19,575 --> 01:26:21,942
- - I can feel a tremor
- in the twinkle.
- 1450
- 01:26:21,944 --> 01:26:24,478
- Elfette is going to
- fulfill her destiny.
- 1451
- 01:26:24,480 --> 01:26:28,815
- - (laughs) You're as naive
- as your little elves.
- 1452
- 01:26:28,817 --> 01:26:32,686
- And I don't care how much
- your little elf butt twinkles.
- 1453
- 01:26:34,957 --> 01:26:36,623
- You know what this is?
- 1454
- 01:26:36,625 --> 01:26:40,794
- This is a remote detonator
- 1455
- 01:26:40,796 --> 01:26:42,629
- and up there is a missile,
- 1456
- 01:26:42,631 --> 01:26:45,866
- headed straight for
- your North Pole.
- 1457
- 01:26:46,769 --> 01:26:47,668
- Yeah.
- 1458
- 01:26:49,638 --> 01:26:52,306
- Computer: Weapons activated.
- 1459
- 01:26:52,308 --> 01:26:56,443
- - (laughs) Backup plans
- are a bitch, aren't they?
- 1460
- 01:26:56,445 --> 01:26:59,246
- - It's not too late to
- turn back, little Georgie.
- 1461
- 01:26:59,248 --> 01:27:01,481
- Just remember the love
- 1462
- 01:27:01,483 --> 01:27:04,851
- and you'll be as free
- as a white turtle dove.
- 1463
- 01:27:06,822 --> 01:27:11,225
- - I've had it with all of
- your little jolly remarks!
- 1464
- 01:27:12,294 --> 01:27:12,993
- Enough!
- 1465
- 01:27:16,665 --> 01:27:17,564
- - Wait.
- 1466
- 01:27:18,434 --> 01:27:20,667
- - How'd you two get in here?
- 1467
- 01:27:20,669 --> 01:27:23,237
- - Christmas magic.
- 1468
- 01:27:23,839 --> 01:27:24,905
- - Seriously?
- 1469
- 01:27:26,842 --> 01:27:29,343
- (laughs) All right then.
- 1470
- 01:27:29,345 --> 01:27:31,378
- Let's turn it into a party.
- 1471
- 01:27:31,380 --> 01:27:34,948
- - Come on, Elfette, tell
- him why you've come.
- 1472
- 01:27:34,950 --> 01:27:36,850
- - It doesn't matter
- why she's come.
- 1473
- 01:27:36,852 --> 01:27:40,654
- (laughs) It's over.
- 1474
- 01:27:40,656 --> 01:27:42,556
- Christmas is over.
- 1475
- 01:27:42,558 --> 01:27:44,725
- - Oh, time's running out.
- 1476
- 01:27:45,995 --> 01:27:49,696
- - Take one more step and
- you're penguin chuck.
- 1477
- 01:27:51,267 --> 01:27:52,733
- - This is for you.
- 1478
- 01:27:52,735 --> 01:27:54,868
- - I'd rather just shoot ya.
- 1479
- 01:27:54,870 --> 01:27:56,003
- - No!
- 1480
- 01:27:56,005 --> 01:27:58,972
- (gun fires)
- 1481
- 01:27:58,974 --> 01:28:02,743
- - Oh, isn't that sweet?
- 1482
- 01:28:02,745 --> 01:28:06,413
- Your little elf girlfriend
- tried to save you.
- 1483
- 01:28:07,549 --> 01:28:09,716
- - I'm not afraid.
- 1484
- 01:28:09,718 --> 01:28:12,052
- - (laughs) Then
- you're next, Elfette.
- 1485
- 01:28:12,054 --> 01:28:15,722
- You're like Smurfette
- except only dumber.
- 1486
- 01:28:15,724 --> 01:28:17,891
- - You can either
- shoot me where I stand
- 1487
- 01:28:17,893 --> 01:28:19,893
- or you can open your present.
- 1488
- 01:28:19,895 --> 01:28:21,628
- I wrapped it myself.
- 1489
- 01:28:23,866 --> 01:28:25,599
- - Georgie.
- 1490
- 01:28:25,601 --> 01:28:27,968
- It's what Christmas
- is all about.
- 1491
- 01:28:29,738 --> 01:28:32,606
- (Georgie groans)
- 1492
- 01:28:39,748 --> 01:28:42,749
- - It better be a
- bar of gold in here.
- 1493
- 01:28:49,525 --> 01:28:51,758
- The Sky Express Spaceship?
- 1494
- 01:28:55,097 --> 01:28:57,931
- They don't even
- make these anymore!
- 1495
- 01:28:59,435 --> 01:29:01,735
- (laughs)
- 1496
- 01:29:01,737 --> 01:29:03,937
- I thought you forgot, Santa.
- 1497
- 01:29:05,607 --> 01:29:06,673
- Santa, look.
- 1498
- 01:29:07,476 --> 01:29:09,643
- I'm not really a bad guy.
- 1499
- 01:29:10,579 --> 01:29:11,511
- I just, um,
- 1500
- 01:29:14,083 --> 01:29:15,849
- I lost my twinkle.
- 1501
- 01:29:18,454 --> 01:29:21,822
- (mimicking rocket noises)
- 1502
- 01:29:23,659 --> 01:29:25,792
- - This is from your father.
- 1503
- 01:29:26,829 --> 01:29:27,728
- - My dad?
- 1504
- 01:29:29,631 --> 01:29:31,631
- He remembered?
- 1505
- 01:29:31,633 --> 01:29:33,700
- - He always loved you, Georgie.
- 1506
- 01:29:33,702 --> 01:29:36,436
- - He got rid of that toy
- to put food on the table.
- 1507
- 01:29:36,438 --> 01:29:37,971
- That's why he sold it.
- 1508
- 01:29:37,973 --> 01:29:40,073
- - I always wanted
- to be an astronaut.
- 1509
- 01:29:40,075 --> 01:29:43,643
- (mimicking rocket noises)
- 1510
- 01:29:48,617 --> 01:29:50,751
- (laughs)
- 1511
- 01:29:52,588 --> 01:29:55,155
- (dramatic music)
- 1512
- 01:29:55,157 --> 01:29:56,890
- What have I done?
- 1513
- 01:29:59,027 --> 01:30:00,794
- I've ruined Christmas.
- 1514
- 01:30:00,796 --> 01:30:02,763
- - There's still time, Georgie.
- 1515
- 01:30:02,765 --> 01:30:04,798
- You know what you must do.
- 1516
- 01:30:17,846 --> 01:30:20,013
- Computer: Weapons deactivated.
- 1517
- 01:30:20,015 --> 01:30:22,048
- (sighing)
- 1518
- 01:30:26,989 --> 01:30:27,888
- - Oh wait.
- 1519
- 01:30:29,191 --> 01:30:32,559
- Is this the part
- where Santa shoots us?
- 1520
- 01:30:33,996 --> 01:30:36,129
- - I'm full of the
- Christmas spirit right now.
- 1521
- 01:30:36,131 --> 01:30:38,565
- I'm gonna act like
- I didn't hear that.
- 1522
- 01:30:38,567 --> 01:30:41,902
- (mimicking rocket noises)
- 1523
- 01:30:44,506 --> 01:30:46,206
- - So, Little Georgie.
- 1524
- 01:30:46,208 --> 01:30:47,707
- - Yes, Santa?
- 1525
- 01:30:47,709 --> 01:30:49,876
- - Tell Santa what else
- you want for Christmas.
- 1526
- 01:30:49,878 --> 01:30:50,744
- - Really?
- 1527
- 01:30:52,514 --> 01:30:55,515
- I want, I want a pony.
- 1528
- 01:30:55,517 --> 01:30:58,885
- And I want a dolly.
- 1529
- 01:30:58,887 --> 01:31:03,056
- And, and I want the
- Rock action figure.
- 1530
- 01:31:03,058 --> 01:31:05,225
- - You know, the one
- with the muscles.
- 1531
- 01:31:05,227 --> 01:31:06,526
- - The muscles.
- - The muscles.
- 1532
- 01:31:06,528 --> 01:31:08,061
- Santa: Got it.
- 1533
- 01:31:08,063 --> 01:31:09,830
- - And how about a hot cup
- of cocoa, Little Georgie?
- 1534
- 01:31:09,832 --> 01:31:11,665
- - Yes please.
- 1535
- 01:31:11,667 --> 01:31:14,534
- - Oh, I want some hot cocoa.
- 1536
- 01:31:14,536 --> 01:31:16,837
- Yeah, and I want a spaceship.
- 1537
- 01:31:16,839 --> 01:31:18,638
- And I wanna sit on Santa's lap
- 1538
- 01:31:20,042 --> 01:31:24,578
- because he gets everything
- and I never get nothing.
- 1539
- 01:31:24,947 --> 01:31:26,146
- (crying)
- 1540
- 01:31:26,148 --> 01:31:27,047
- - It's...
- 1541
- 01:31:28,016 --> 01:31:30,016
- It's okay, my boy.
- 1542
- 01:31:30,018 --> 01:31:32,252
- Don't cry, it's okay.
- 1543
- 01:31:32,254 --> 01:31:33,987
- Oh, oh, now, boys?
- 1544
- 01:31:35,057 --> 01:31:36,490
- - Yes, Santa?
- 1545
- 01:31:36,492 --> 01:31:40,160
- - There's still time for
- Santa to save Christmas.
- 1546
- 01:31:46,768 --> 01:31:48,802
- (sighs)
- 1547
- 01:31:50,806 --> 01:31:54,541
- It's time for Santa
- to get back to work.
- 1548
- 01:31:54,543 --> 01:31:56,943
- ( High five claps)
- 1549
- 01:31:56,945 --> 01:32:01,681
- ¶ Oh baby, baby, I
- remember our first love ¶
- 1550
- 01:32:03,285 --> 01:32:08,154
- ¶ You walked in to find a name
- and face you didn't know ¶
- 1551
- 01:32:11,126 --> 01:32:15,996
- ¶ Oh baby, baby, could
- you imagine my surprise ¶
- 1552
- 01:32:17,733 --> 01:32:19,666
- ¶ When you looked my way
- 1553
- 01:32:19,668 --> 01:32:24,538
- ¶ With your sugar lips
- and honey brown eyes ¶
- 1554
- 01:32:25,841 --> 01:32:28,642
- ¶ Cause it feels
- all right, darling ¶
- 1555
- 01:32:28,644 --> 01:32:32,012
- ¶ It feels simply
- 1556
- 01:32:32,014 --> 01:32:34,781
- ¶ And it feels
- there's a whole lot ¶
- 1557
- 01:32:34,783 --> 01:32:37,651
- ¶ of love going round here
- 1558
- 01:32:37,653 --> 01:32:41,121
- - This is a Grand
- Elf diamond cane.
- 1559
- 01:32:41,123 --> 01:32:44,257
- I'll give you a million
- dollars each for these.
- 1560
- 01:32:44,259 --> 01:32:46,927
- - (laughs) Christmas just came.
- 1561
- 01:32:46,929 --> 01:32:49,296
- ¶ But I like the way you move
- 1562
- 01:32:49,298 --> 01:32:54,167
- ¶ Oh yeah, I like your style
- 1563
- 01:32:55,103 --> 01:32:56,336
- ¶ So go on, tell me
- 1564
- 01:32:56,338 --> 01:32:58,838
- (shouting)
- 1565
- 01:32:59,942 --> 01:33:01,575
- - Let's go.
- 1566
- 01:33:01,577 --> 01:33:03,710
- You're going downtown,
- Miss Coalbottom, let's go.
- 1567
- 01:33:03,712 --> 01:33:07,948
- ¶ With a little romance
- 1568
- 01:33:07,950 --> 01:33:11,318
- ¶ 'Cause it feels
- all right, darling ¶
- 1569
- 01:33:11,320 --> 01:33:15,155
- ¶ It feels simply
- 1570
- 01:33:15,157 --> 01:33:16,690
- ¶ And it feels
- 1571
- 01:33:16,692 --> 01:33:19,225
- (phone ringing)
- 1572
- 01:33:20,696 --> 01:33:22,028
- - Pops?
- 1573
- 01:33:22,030 --> 01:33:23,330
- - No.
- 1574
- 01:33:23,332 --> 01:33:24,230
- Georgie?
- 1575
- 01:33:26,368 --> 01:33:28,835
- - Dad, I'm so sorry
- for everything I did.
- 1576
- 01:33:28,837 --> 01:33:30,870
- - That's past us,
- it's fine, son.
- 1577
- 01:33:30,872 --> 01:33:32,138
- And I'm sorry too.
- 1578
- 01:33:32,140 --> 01:33:35,308
- I let you down, I
- know I let you down.
- 1579
- 01:33:35,310 --> 01:33:39,713
- - But hey, I wanted you to
- know, I got the spaceship.
- 1580
- 01:33:39,715 --> 01:33:40,347
- - So where are you?
- 1581
- 01:33:40,349 --> 01:33:41,314
- What are you doing?
- 1582
- 01:33:41,316 --> 01:33:43,717
- - Dad, I'm in the North Pole
- 1583
- 01:33:44,987 --> 01:33:47,721
- and I figured out
- what I want to be.
- 1584
- 01:33:47,723 --> 01:33:49,055
- I wanna be an elf.
- 1585
- 01:33:49,057 --> 01:33:50,056
- - What?
- 1586
- 01:33:50,058 --> 01:33:52,826
- You're too big, an elf?
- 1587
- 01:33:52,828 --> 01:33:55,195
- - I got my twinkle back.
- 1588
- 01:33:55,197 --> 01:33:58,398
- - That's what you
- want, seek your bliss.
- 1589
- 01:34:03,405 --> 01:34:05,372
- - I love you, Dad.
- 1590
- 01:34:05,374 --> 01:34:07,140
- - I love you, boy.
- 1591
- 01:34:08,910 --> 01:34:10,276
- - Merry Christmas.
- 1592
- 01:34:12,080 --> 01:34:14,214
- - Merry Christmas, Georgie.
- 1593
- 01:34:15,150 --> 01:34:17,283
- (kisses)
- 1594
- 01:34:18,754 --> 01:34:20,220
- - I'll see you soon, huh?
- 1595
- 01:34:24,059 --> 01:34:25,825
- - You know, you're supposed
- to double wrap those
- 1596
- 01:34:25,827 --> 01:34:26,893
- with tape, right?
- 1597
- 01:34:26,895 --> 01:34:29,195
- - Yeah, that's not right.
- 1598
- 01:34:29,197 --> 01:34:32,332
- - What, do you think
- I'm some kind of dummy?
- 1599
- 01:34:32,334 --> 01:34:33,233
- Huh?
- 1600
- 01:34:34,436 --> 01:34:35,802
- I'm just kidding.
- 1601
- 01:34:35,804 --> 01:34:37,103
- I got my twinkle back, come on.
- 1602
- 01:34:37,105 --> 01:34:38,304
- Got a lot of work to do.
- 1603
- 01:34:38,306 --> 01:34:40,240
- ¶ It feels all right, darling
- 1604
- 01:34:40,242 --> 01:34:43,943
- ¶ It feels simply
- 1605
- 01:34:43,945 --> 01:34:46,212
- ¶ And it feels
- there's a whole lot ¶
- 1606
- 01:34:46,214 --> 01:34:51,084
- ¶ of love going round here
- 1607
- 01:34:52,120 --> 01:34:54,254
- ¶ Every time I wake up lonely
- 1608
- 01:34:54,256 --> 01:34:58,858
- ¶ You just slip into my head
- 1609
- 01:34:58,860 --> 01:35:02,762
- ¶ But I'd rather wake
- on Sunday with you ¶
- 1610
- 01:35:02,764 --> 01:35:07,434
- ¶ With you sleeping there
- right next to me in my bed ¶
- 1611
- 01:35:09,004 --> 01:35:12,439
- ¶ 'Cause it feels
- all right, darling ¶
- 1612
- 01:35:12,441 --> 01:35:16,142
- ¶ It feels simply
- 1613
- 01:35:16,144 --> 01:35:18,912
- ¶ And it feels
- there's a whole lot ¶
- 1614
- 01:35:18,914 --> 01:35:23,316
- ¶ of love going round here
- 1615
- 01:35:23,318 --> 01:35:27,087
- ¶ 'Cause it feels
- all right, darling ¶
- 1616
- 01:35:27,089 --> 01:35:30,724
- ¶ It feels simply
- 1617
- 01:35:30,726 --> 01:35:33,126
- ¶ And it feels
- there's a whole lot ¶
- 1618
- 01:35:33,128 --> 01:35:37,997
- ¶ of love going round here
- 1619
- 01:35:37,999 --> 01:35:41,501
- ¶ 'Cause it feels
- all right, darling ¶
- 1620
- 01:35:41,503 --> 01:35:45,038
- ¶ It feels simply
- 1621
- 01:35:45,040 --> 01:35:47,006
- ¶ And it feels
- there's a whole lot ¶
- 1622
- 01:35:47,008 --> 01:35:52,078
- ¶ of love going round here
- 1623
- 01:35:52,881 --> 01:35:55,982
- ¶ It feels all right, darling
- 1624
- 01:35:55,984 --> 01:35:59,352
- ¶ It feels simply
- 1625
- 01:35:59,354 --> 01:36:02,055
- ¶ And it feels
- there's a whole lot ¶
- 1626
- 01:36:02,057 --> 01:36:04,090
- ¶ of love going round here
- 1627
- 01:36:10,198 --> 01:36:14,367
- - Hey, Pency, what is my
- mom's credit card number?
- 1628
- 01:36:14,369 --> 01:36:18,104
- - Hey, Pency, search
- for dank memes.
- 1629
- 01:36:18,106 --> 01:36:21,508
- - Pencil Phone is the
- peak of human evolution.
- 1630
- 01:36:21,510 --> 01:36:25,245
- - Hey Pency, search
- for rash on my...
- 1631
- 01:36:26,214 --> 01:36:27,847
- - Hey, Mom.
- 1632
- 01:36:27,849 --> 01:36:30,049
- I broke my leg again.
- 1633
- 01:36:30,051 --> 01:36:33,253
- - Hey Pency, where's the
- nearest cockfighting ring?
- 1634
- 01:36:33,255 --> 01:36:34,988
- - Pency, where's the closest--
- 1635
- 01:36:34,990 --> 01:36:37,056
- Pency: Clothing optional beach?
- 1636
- 01:36:37,058 --> 01:36:37,991
- - Yeah.
- 1637
- 01:36:37,993 --> 01:36:38,825
- - Selfie!
- 1638
- 01:36:38,827 --> 01:36:40,126
- (camera clicks)
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