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Elfette Saves Christmas (2019)

Nov 27th, 2019
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  1. 1
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  3. (dramatic music)
  4.  
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  7. (upbeat music)
  8.  
  9. 3
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  11. This is the busiest
  12. we've been in years.
  13.  
  14. 4
  15. 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,234
  16. - I just hope Santa has
  17. enough gas in his sleigh.
  18.  
  19. 5
  20. 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:36,635
  21. (laughs)
  22.  
  23. 6
  24. 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:38,337
  25. - I really need you
  26.  
  27. 7
  28. 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:39,638
  29. to get your productivity
  30. up this year, Elly, okay?
  31.  
  32. 8
  33. 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,473
  34. - Yes, I understand, thank you.
  35.  
  36. 9
  37. 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:43,675
  38. - Okay.
  39. - I'm sorry.
  40.  
  41. 10
  42. 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:44,643
  43. - Have you seen these?
  44.  
  45. 11
  46. 00:00:44,645 --> 00:00:45,744
  47. They're new this year.
  48.  
  49. 12
  50. 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:47,546
  51. Kids are gonna love 'em.
  52.  
  53. 13
  54. 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:51,683
  55. - Elfette.
  56.  
  57. 14
  58. 00:00:51,685 --> 00:00:53,252
  59. You have our new wrapping
  60. paper design ready?
  61.  
  62. 15
  63. 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:54,486
  64. It's go time.
  65.  
  66. 16
  67. 00:00:54,488 --> 00:00:56,155
  68. - Yes ma'am, I have
  69. some shimmering wreaths,
  70.  
  71. 17
  72. 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:57,790
  73. I have some reindeer,
  74. some snowmen.
  75.  
  76. 18
  77. 00:00:57,792 --> 00:00:59,425
  78. - Okay, let's go wit this one.
  79.  
  80. 19
  81. 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:01,260
  82. Really, great work.
  83.  
  84. 20
  85. 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:02,712
  86. - Great.
  87.  
  88. 21
  89. 00:01:02,713 --> 00:01:04,163
  90. I have some new ones
  91. I wanted to go over--
  92.  
  93. 22
  94. 00:01:04,165 --> 00:01:05,998
  95. - Maybe next year.
  96.  
  97. 23
  98. 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:07,832
  99. I need 50 rolls by yesterday.
  100.  
  101. 24
  102. 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:09,535
  103. - Okay.
  104.  
  105. 25
  106. 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:14,173
  107. (sighs)
  108.  
  109. 26
  110. 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:15,340
  111. Done.
  112.  
  113. 27
  114. 00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:16,842
  115. Computer: 50 copies printing.
  116.  
  117. 28
  118. 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:19,178
  119. (Mystical music)
  120.  
  121. 29
  122. 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:27,786
  123. (laughs)
  124.  
  125. 30
  126. 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:30,255
  127. (calm music)
  128.  
  129. 31
  130. 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:37,496
  131. - I could help you
  132. with that if you want.
  133.  
  134. 32
  135. 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:41,733
  136. (sighs)
  137.  
  138. 33
  139. 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:47,739
  140. - (gasps) You broke it!
  141.  
  142. 34
  143. 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:50,742
  144. Now I'm gonna need a new
  145. flugel blocker to fix it.
  146.  
  147. 35
  148. 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:59,318
  149. - Oh, I love your paints.
  150.  
  151. 36
  152. 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,253
  153. - Elfette, why can't you stay
  154.  
  155. 37
  156. 00:02:01,255 --> 00:02:02,821
  157. at your wrapping paper station?
  158.  
  159. 38
  160. 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:04,690
  161. Do your job.
  162.  
  163. 39
  164. 00:02:04,692 --> 00:02:06,391
  165. - Right, sorry.
  166.  
  167. 40
  168. 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:11,597
  169. (groaning)
  170.  
  171. 41
  172. 00:02:12,867 --> 00:02:13,899
  173. - Oh!
  174.  
  175. 42
  176. 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:15,167
  177. Oh, Elfette.
  178.  
  179. 43
  180. 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:18,237
  181. Oh, you're such a joy.
  182.  
  183. 44
  184. 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:20,205
  185. And so sweet and bright.
  186.  
  187. 45
  188. 00:02:20,207 --> 00:02:21,540
  189. - Thanks, Elly.
  190.  
  191. 46
  192. 00:02:21,542 --> 00:02:23,742
  193. Lately I've been feeling
  194. a little out of place.
  195.  
  196. 47
  197. 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:26,778
  198. - Oh, you're made for
  199. big things, you know.
  200.  
  201. 48
  202. 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:31,650
  203. It can get a little stuffy
  204. in here from time to time.
  205.  
  206. 49
  207. 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:34,253
  208. - I know what you mean.
  209.  
  210. 50
  211. 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:37,623
  212. - A little space to clear
  213. your head might be nice.
  214.  
  215. 51
  216. 00:02:38,692 --> 00:02:39,858
  217. - Thanks, Elly.
  218.  
  219. 52
  220. 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:41,393
  221. Have a good one.
  222.  
  223. 53
  224. 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:42,761
  225. And tell Elfus I said hi for me.
  226.  
  227. 54
  228. 00:02:42,763 --> 00:02:44,696
  229. - Oh, yes.
  230.  
  231. 55
  232. 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:46,832
  233. (laughs)
  234.  
  235. 56
  236. 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:53,305
  237. - Mm-hmm.
  238.  
  239. 57
  240. 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:59,278
  241. (dramatic music)
  242.  
  243. 58
  244. 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:02,481
  245. Man: JoyTech Brands
  246. has developed
  247.  
  248. 59
  249. 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:04,950
  250. an entirely new
  251. class of product.
  252.  
  253. 60
  254. 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:09,521
  255. This holiday season, JoyTech
  256. presents the Pencil Phone Z.
  257.  
  258. 61
  259. 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:13,759
  260. - It's a pencil and a phone.
  261.  
  262. 62
  263. 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:16,795
  264. - I was gonna write you a
  265. letter but I decided to call.
  266.  
  267. 63
  268. 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:19,798
  269. Man: Press the eraser to
  270. search on the internet.
  271.  
  272. 64
  273. 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,501
  274. - Pency, where's the
  275. closest petting zoo?
  276.  
  277. 65
  278. 00:03:22,503 --> 00:03:25,938
  279. - Hey Pency, navigate to the
  280. nearest eye doctor please.
  281.  
  282. 66
  283. 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:28,640
  284. Man: Its nano magnetic
  285. graphite technology
  286.  
  287. 67
  288. 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:30,275
  289. keeps you in touch
  290.  
  291. 68
  292. 00:03:30,277 --> 00:03:33,745
  293. while touching the hearts
  294. of people you love.
  295.  
  296. 69
  297. 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:35,614
  298. - Hey Pency, call Grandma.
  299.  
  300. 70
  301. 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:36,848
  302. - Hello, dearie.
  303.  
  304. 71
  305. 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:38,550
  306. - I miss you, Grandma.
  307.  
  308. 72
  309. 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:42,454
  310. - Come visit so you can have
  311. some of my bologna casserole.
  312.  
  313. 73
  314. 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:46,692
  315. Man: This year,
  316. we are introducing
  317. Pencil Phone Z Grande.
  318.  
  319. 74
  320. 00:03:46,694 --> 00:03:48,961
  321. It's 36 times the size
  322. of Pencil Phone Z.
  323.  
  324. 75
  325. 00:03:48,963 --> 00:03:50,295
  326. - Mommy.
  327.  
  328. 76
  329. 00:03:50,297 --> 00:03:52,531
  330. I want one.
  331.  
  332. 77
  333. 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:54,366
  334. - Well, that sounds
  335. like a question
  336.  
  337. 78
  338. 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:56,702
  339. for Santa Claus.
  340. - Santa Claus.
  341.  
  342. 79
  343. 00:03:58,505 --> 00:04:00,372
  344. (phone ringing)
  345.  
  346. 80
  347. 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:01,306
  348. Man: More Pencil Phones!
  349.  
  350. 81
  351. 00:04:01,308 --> 00:04:02,241
  352. - More Pencil Phones?
  353.  
  354. 82
  355. 00:04:02,243 --> 00:04:03,342
  356. Got it.
  357.  
  358. 83
  359. 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:04,676
  360. We need another
  361. 3,000 Pencil Phones.
  362.  
  363. 84
  364. 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:05,677
  365. Hurry it up, elves.
  366.  
  367. 85
  368. 00:04:12,686 --> 00:04:14,886
  369. - (sighs) Florida here I come.
  370.  
  371. 86
  372. 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:17,389
  373. (calm music)
  374.  
  375. 87
  376. 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:48,553
  377. (ominous music)
  378.  
  379. 88
  380. 00:04:48,555 --> 00:04:53,425
  381. - JoyTech stock are predicted
  382. to plummet 28% in December
  383.  
  384. 89
  385. 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:55,861
  386. if nothing is done.
  387.  
  388. 90
  389. 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:58,297
  390. - Our company can't do
  391. another year of this.
  392.  
  393. 91
  394. 00:05:00,301 --> 00:05:05,304
  395. - (sighs) The Pencil
  396. Phone is a hit.
  397.  
  398. 92
  399. 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:08,907
  400. Every man, woman, and child,
  401.  
  402. 93
  403. 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:11,743
  404. anyone who's
  405. breathing wants one.
  406.  
  407. 94
  408. 00:05:12,579 --> 00:05:15,447
  409. Let me tell you all something.
  410.  
  411. 95
  412. 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:18,083
  413. If you expect holiday
  414. bonuses this season,
  415.  
  416. 96
  417. 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:22,020
  418. you will (smacks) fix this!
  419.  
  420. 97
  421. 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:24,790
  422. - Look, sales projections
  423. for the Pencil Phone
  424.  
  425. 98
  426. 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:27,726
  427. were cut in half by
  428. Santa and his elves.
  429.  
  430. 99
  431. 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:29,795
  432. Simply put, we
  433. just can't compete
  434.  
  435. 100
  436. 00:05:29,797 --> 00:05:32,431
  437. with the North
  438. Pole or generosity.
  439.  
  440. 101
  441. 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:33,765
  442. - Generosity.
  443.  
  444. 102
  445. 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:36,601
  446. And just what exactly
  447. are you proposing?
  448.  
  449. 103
  450. 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:38,737
  451. That we just
  452. eliminate Santa Claus?
  453.  
  454. 104
  455. 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:39,571
  456. (laughs)
  457.  
  458. 105
  459. 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:40,939
  460. Ridiculous.
  461.  
  462. 106
  463. 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:43,575
  464. - Actually, Mrs. Coalbottom,
  465.  
  466. 107
  467. 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:46,812
  468. that's exactly
  469. what I'm proposing.
  470.  
  471. 108
  472. 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:49,781
  473. (snaps) Send him in.
  474.  
  475. 109
  476. 00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:57,055
  477. I'd like to introduce
  478. you to the head
  479.  
  480. 110
  481. 00:05:57,057 --> 00:05:59,758
  482. of our new waste
  483. management branch.
  484.  
  485. 111
  486. 00:06:01,929 --> 00:06:04,496
  487. - Good afternoon,
  488. ladies and gentlemen.
  489.  
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  491. 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:05,931
  492. I look forward to, uh,
  493.  
  494. 113
  495. 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:07,632
  496. (Snickers)
  497.  
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  499. 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:09,601
  500. cleaning some things
  501. up around here, huh?
  502.  
  503. 115
  504. 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:11,703
  505. (laughs)
  506.  
  507. 116
  508. 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:20,112
  509. (dramatic music)
  510.  
  511. 117
  512. 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:32,991
  513. - I know, right?
  514.  
  515. 118
  516. 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:34,960
  517. Can you believe how much
  518. eggnog she had last night?
  519.  
  520. 119
  521. 00:06:34,962 --> 00:06:37,863
  522. Georgie: Special
  523. delivery for Mrs. Claus.
  524.  
  525. 120
  526. 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:42,067
  527. - Mm-hmm, yeah.
  528.  
  529. 121
  530. 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:44,870
  531. Yeah, can you believe that?
  532.  
  533. 122
  534. 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:47,906
  535. She was like all up
  536. in Santa's sleigh.
  537.  
  538. 123
  539. 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:51,109
  540. - Can I help you?
  541.  
  542. 124
  543. 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:54,513
  544. (Georgie laughs)
  545.  
  546. 125
  547. 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:57,182
  548. (elf screams)
  549.  
  550. 126
  551. 00:06:57,184 --> 00:06:59,918
  552. (dramatic music)
  553.  
  554. 127
  555. 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,200
  556. - Where's the big guy?
  557.  
  558. 128
  559. 00:07:15,202 --> 00:07:16,968
  560. - Please, please.
  561.  
  562. 129
  563. 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,703
  564. (laughs)
  565.  
  566. 130
  567. 00:07:18,705 --> 00:07:19,838
  568. Please, please.
  569.  
  570. 131
  571. 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:33,885
  572. (phone beeping)
  573.  
  574. 132
  575. 00:07:37,925 --> 00:07:40,559
  576. - Come on, Sparkle, answer.
  577.  
  578. 133
  579. 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:43,028
  580. (upbeat music)
  581.  
  582. 134
  583. 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:53,638
  584. - Two peppermint tinsel mojitos.
  585.  
  586. 135
  587. 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,674
  588. - Oh, thank you.
  589. - Thank you.
  590.  
  591. 136
  592. 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:57,876
  593. - You're very, very welcome.
  594.  
  595. 137
  596. 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,715
  597. - (sighs) This is the life.
  598.  
  599. 138
  600. 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:05,116
  601. I don't think I'm
  602. ever going back.
  603.  
  604. 139
  605. 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:06,685
  606. Santa: Ho ho ho!
  607.  
  608. 140
  609. 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:08,086
  610. Ho ho ho!
  611.  
  612. 141
  613. 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,020
  614. Ho ho ho!
  615.  
  616. 142
  617. 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:10,789
  618. - Santa?
  619.  
  620. 143
  621. 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:13,592
  622. Ugh. He doesn't know the
  623. meaning of rest and relaxation.
  624.  
  625. 144
  626. 00:08:13,594 --> 00:08:16,261
  627. - I think he needs a vacation.
  628.  
  629. 145
  630. 00:08:16,263 --> 00:08:18,096
  631. Peppermint cheers!
  632. - Peppermint cheers!
  633.  
  634. 146
  635. 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:20,765
  636. (laughs)
  637.  
  638. 147
  639. 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:23,101
  640. - Sparkle, we need you, come on.
  641.  
  642. 148
  643. 00:08:24,204 --> 00:08:26,137
  644. (Menacing laughs)
  645.  
  646. 149
  647. 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:30,976
  648. - You're not as smart
  649. as you look, Santa.
  650.  
  651. 150
  652. 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:34,212
  653. Trace the number and
  654. take care of him.
  655.  
  656. 151
  657. 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:35,981
  658. - Will do, boss.
  659.  
  660. 152
  661. 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:36,982
  662. Come on, you.
  663.  
  664. 153
  665. 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:45,924
  666. (Elfette sighs)
  667.  
  668. 154
  669. 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:47,993
  670. - I need to visit
  671. you more often.
  672.  
  673. 155
  674. 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:50,762
  675. You get to see all these
  676. beautiful locations.
  677.  
  678. 156
  679. 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:52,731
  680. - Just tell Elven
  681. Resources you're interested
  682.  
  683. 157
  684. 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:54,099
  685. in traveling more.
  686.  
  687. 158
  688. 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:58,303
  689. - How is the vacation
  690. committee going?
  691.  
  692. 159
  693. 00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:01,306
  694. - The elfcationing department.
  695.  
  696. 160
  697. 00:09:01,308 --> 00:09:04,142
  698. Yeah, yeah, it is so good.
  699.  
  700. 161
  701. 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:05,877
  702. Really, really good.
  703.  
  704. 162
  705. 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:08,547
  706. - That sounds nice.
  707.  
  708. 163
  709. 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:13,552
  710. - So, anyway, it's like the
  711. busiest time up at the Pole.
  712.  
  713. 164
  714. 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:15,654
  715. How did you make this happen?
  716.  
  717. 165
  718. 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:16,555
  719. - Well.
  720.  
  721. 166
  722. 00:09:18,292 --> 00:09:20,892
  723. (upbeat music)
  724.  
  725. 167
  726. 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:33,204
  727. I used the same
  728. designs as last year.
  729.  
  730. 168
  731. 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:34,940
  732. Nobody even noticed.
  733.  
  734. 169
  735. 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:40,178
  736. (phone ringing)
  737.  
  738. 170
  739. 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:41,346
  740. Sebastian?
  741.  
  742. 171
  743. 00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:43,048
  744. Why is she calling me?
  745.  
  746. 172
  747. 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:47,319
  748. Season's greetings,
  749. this is Elfette.
  750.  
  751. 173
  752. 00:09:47,321 --> 00:09:48,219
  753. - Elfette.
  754.  
  755. 174
  756. 00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:50,855
  757. They've come for us.
  758.  
  759. 175
  760. 00:09:50,857 --> 00:09:53,692
  761. The North Pole mafia is here.
  762.  
  763. 176
  764. 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:55,894
  765. They've taken Santa to New York.
  766.  
  767. 177
  768. 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:58,029
  769. You have to save Christmas!
  770.  
  771. 178
  772. 00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,130
  773. Help us!
  774.  
  775. 179
  776. 00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:00,999
  777. (gasps)
  778.  
  779. 180
  780. 00:10:02,336 --> 00:10:04,336
  781. - Holy glitter globes!
  782. - Holy glitter globes!
  783.  
  784. 181
  785. 00:10:04,338 --> 00:10:05,203
  786. We gotta go.
  787.  
  788. 182
  789. 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,013
  790. - So what happened to the elves?
  791.  
  792. 183
  793. 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,147
  794. Who's gonna deliver
  795. the presents?
  796.  
  797. 184
  798. 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:17,349
  799. Where's Santa?
  800.  
  801. 185
  802. 00:10:17,351 --> 00:10:19,818
  803. Oh, why, why me?
  804.  
  805. 186
  806. 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:22,187
  807. - It's all up to you, Elfette.
  808.  
  809. 187
  810. 00:10:22,189 --> 00:10:24,889
  811. You're the only elf
  812. that can do this.
  813.  
  814. 188
  815. 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:27,926
  816. - Nobody even knows who I am.
  817.  
  818. 189
  819. 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,761
  820. I'm just a wrapping
  821. paper designer.
  822.  
  823. 190
  824. 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,930
  825. - Are you elfing serious?
  826.  
  827. 191
  828. 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,932
  829. Your father was a key proponent
  830.  
  831. 192
  832. 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:37,135
  833. in the ratification of
  834. the Mistletoe Clause.
  835.  
  836. 193
  837. 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,638
  838. It's in your bells.
  839.  
  840. 194
  841. 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:44,643
  842. Hold on.
  843.  
  844. 195
  845. 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:47,045
  846. I have something
  847. that might help.
  848.  
  849. 196
  850. 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:55,720
  851. Power born in purest snow,
  852.  
  853. 197
  854. 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:58,089
  855. the truest elf will only know.
  856.  
  857. 198
  858. 00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,992
  859. Hold me close and I shall glow.
  860.  
  861. 199
  862. 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,662
  863. The sacred twinkle
  864. I will bestow.
  865.  
  866. 200
  867. 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:07,866
  868. - Hold me close
  869. and I shall glow?
  870.  
  871. 201
  872. 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:11,102
  873. (sighs)
  874.  
  875. 202
  876. 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:16,708
  877. (gasps)
  878.  
  879. 203
  880. 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,179
  881. - I knew it.
  882.  
  883. 204
  884. 00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:24,883
  885. I thought that might happen.
  886.  
  887. 205
  888. 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:27,986
  889. Go ahead.
  890.  
  891. 206
  892. 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:36,695
  893. Elfette: It's a belt.
  894.  
  895. 207
  896. 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,463
  897. - Not just any belt.
  898.  
  899. 208
  900. 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:41,166
  901. It was my mom's belt.
  902.  
  903. 209
  904. 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:44,803
  905. She was a descendant
  906. of the Grand Elf Guild.
  907.  
  908. 210
  909. 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:47,839
  910. - The GEG.
  911.  
  912. 211
  913. 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:48,839
  914. Thought that was just a myth.
  915.  
  916. 212
  917. 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:50,842
  918. - She was one of our best.
  919.  
  920. 213
  921. 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,713
  922. - I'm sorry.
  923.  
  924. 214
  925. 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,316
  926. - Look.
  927.  
  928. 215
  929. 00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,784
  930. Powdered penguin.
  931.  
  932. 216
  933. 00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:02,187
  934. That will reenergize
  935. your elfy twinkle.
  936.  
  937. 217
  938. 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:06,424
  939. A variety of glitter
  940. puffs for escaping danger.
  941.  
  942. 218
  943. 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:08,460
  944. - Is this silver halide tinsel?
  945.  
  946. 219
  947. 00:12:08,462 --> 00:12:09,961
  948. - For stretching time.
  949.  
  950. 220
  951. 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,463
  952. (Laughs)
  953.  
  954. 221
  955. 00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:15,133
  956. And candy cane currency
  957. that's accepted worldwide.
  958.  
  959. 222
  960. 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,035
  961. - I'm gonna try it on.
  962.  
  963. 223
  964. 00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:27,145
  965. - Christmas is in your
  966. hands now, Elfette.
  967.  
  968. 224
  969. 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:30,014
  970. - Well, you're coming with me.
  971.  
  972. 225
  973. 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:31,516
  974. - I'm committed to this mission.
  975.  
  976. 226
  977. 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:32,884
  978. I wish I could.
  979.  
  980. 227
  981. 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,486
  982. - Oh, the vacation committee.
  983.  
  984. 228
  985. 00:12:34,488 --> 00:12:36,221
  986. Of course.
  987.  
  988. 229
  989. 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:39,090
  990. Well, I don't know how
  991. I'm gonna get there.
  992.  
  993. 230
  994. 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:43,495
  995. Elves don't fly and I've never
  996. driven a car, I don't think.
  997.  
  998. 231
  999. 00:12:43,497 --> 00:12:45,463
  1000. (upbeat music)
  1001.  
  1002. 232
  1003. 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:48,299
  1004. (engine revving)
  1005.  
  1006. 233
  1007. 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:51,236
  1008. (ornaments jingling)
  1009.  
  1010. 234
  1011. 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:58,209
  1012. (motorcycle crashing)
  1013.  
  1014. 235
  1015. 00:13:08,522 --> 00:13:11,956
  1016. (camera clicking)
  1017.  
  1018. 236
  1019. 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:15,794
  1020. - This is gonna be the
  1021. easiest gig of the year.
  1022.  
  1023. 237
  1024. 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,069
  1025. Elf stew.
  1026.  
  1027. 238
  1028. 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:31,276
  1029. What about an elf omelet?
  1030.  
  1031. 239
  1032. 00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:32,177
  1033. Yes, yes.
  1034.  
  1035. 240
  1036. 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,012
  1037. Elf omelet.
  1038.  
  1039. 241
  1040. 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:39,584
  1041. There's just so many
  1042. ways to cook an elf.
  1043.  
  1044. 242
  1045. 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:43,087
  1046. But I wonder which is
  1047. the most delicious.
  1048.  
  1049. 243
  1050. 00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,924
  1051. Phone: Boss is calling.
  1052.  
  1053. 244
  1054. 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,325
  1055. Boss is calling.
  1056.  
  1057. 245
  1058. 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,394
  1059. - Yeah, boss.
  1060.  
  1061. 246
  1062. 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:50,562
  1063. - What do you got for me?
  1064.  
  1065. 247
  1066. 00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:51,930
  1067. - Listen to this.
  1068.  
  1069. 248
  1070. 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,332
  1071. Little Miss Sparkle
  1072. has a friend.
  1073.  
  1074. 249
  1075. 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:58,136
  1076. Don't worry, I'm onto these
  1077. two Christmas ornaments.
  1078.  
  1079. 250
  1080. 00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,404
  1081. She might very
  1082. well be the brains
  1083.  
  1084. 251
  1085. 00:13:59,406 --> 00:14:01,239
  1086. of this entire operation.
  1087.  
  1088. 252
  1089. 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,007
  1090. - Yeah, that's right, that's
  1091. where we traced the call.
  1092.  
  1093. 253
  1094. 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,142
  1095. All right, good.
  1096.  
  1097. 254
  1098. 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:06,344
  1099. Listen, I want no
  1100. loose ends on this,
  1101.  
  1102. 255
  1103. 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,414
  1104. so you're gonna tie this
  1105. situation up in nice little bow
  1106.  
  1107. 256
  1108. 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:10,949
  1109. and then you're gonna
  1110. collect your reward.
  1111.  
  1112. 257
  1113. 00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:11,750
  1114. Capiche?
  1115.  
  1116. 258
  1117. 00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:12,550
  1118. - But boss, boss, boss.
  1119.  
  1120. 259
  1121. 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,252
  1122. Listen to this.
  1123.  
  1124. 260
  1125. 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:18,590
  1126. I take a little elf and I mix
  1127. it with a garnish of nutmeg,
  1128.  
  1129. 261
  1130. 00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,392
  1131. it brings out all the
  1132. flavors in my dish.
  1133.  
  1134. 262
  1135. 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:24,128
  1136. That little elf is
  1137. toast, literally.
  1138.  
  1139. 263
  1140. 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:25,230
  1141. - What?
  1142.  
  1143. 264
  1144. 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,164
  1145. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
  1146.  
  1147. 265
  1148. 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,132
  1149. Last year's Croaky Convention,
  1150.  
  1151. 266
  1152. 00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:29,434
  1153. it gave me an
  1154. entire new outlook.
  1155.  
  1156. 267
  1157. 00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:30,602
  1158. It inspired me.
  1159.  
  1160. 268
  1161. 00:14:30,604 --> 00:14:32,170
  1162. - Quit horsing around.
  1163.  
  1164. 269
  1165. 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:35,073
  1166. Just get a gun and
  1167. shoot the thing!
  1168.  
  1169. 270
  1170. 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,608
  1171. - Barbaric.
  1172.  
  1173. 271
  1174. 00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:38,910
  1175. You can't win Death of the
  1176. Year at the Croaky Awards
  1177.  
  1178. 272
  1179. 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,311
  1180. if you use a gunshot.
  1181.  
  1182. 273
  1183. 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:41,312
  1184. - Whatever.
  1185.  
  1186. 274
  1187. 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,448
  1188. Would you just do your job?
  1189.  
  1190. 275
  1191. 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,218
  1192. (phone beeps)
  1193.  
  1194. 276
  1195. 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,456
  1196. - He doesn't understand us.
  1197.  
  1198. 277
  1199. 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:52,357
  1200. It's okay.
  1201.  
  1202. 278
  1203. 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:56,394
  1204. We're gonna get those elves.
  1205.  
  1206. 279
  1207. 00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,030
  1208. (carrot crunching)
  1209.  
  1210. 280
  1211. 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,298
  1212. - Look, friend,
  1213. minivan like that,
  1214.  
  1215. 281
  1216. 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,666
  1217. that's a chick magnet,
  1218. I'm telling you.
  1219.  
  1220. 282
  1221. 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,534
  1222. And for you, I'll
  1223. bring it down to 12,
  1224.  
  1225. 283
  1226. 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,603
  1227. but that's my final offer.
  1228.  
  1229. 284
  1230. 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:08,907
  1231. - Yo, first of all,
  1232. that ain't no minivan.
  1233.  
  1234. 285
  1235. 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:12,610
  1236. Second of all, if I pick
  1237. up my chick in that wimp?
  1238.  
  1239. 286
  1240. 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,445
  1241. Uh uh.
  1242.  
  1243. 287
  1244. 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,481
  1245. - Look, I know
  1246. the ladies like it
  1247.  
  1248. 288
  1249. 00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,516
  1250. because I done made it
  1251. myself back a couple times.
  1252. - Gross.
  1253.  
  1254. 289
  1255. 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,184
  1256. - I'll take it for 15.
  1257.  
  1258. 290
  1259. 00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:21,986
  1260. - Whew, 15, shoot.
  1261.  
  1262. 291
  1263. 00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:22,954
  1264. It's yours.
  1265.  
  1266. 292
  1267. 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,924
  1268. Look at that, friend,
  1269. that's how you do business.
  1270.  
  1271. 293
  1272. 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:27,525
  1273. I got 15 big ones
  1274. and you got nothing.
  1275.  
  1276. 294
  1277. 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:30,228
  1278. - No, you didn't check the bag.
  1279.  
  1280. 295
  1281. 00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:33,197
  1282. - 15 candy canes?
  1283.  
  1284. 296
  1285. 00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:34,032
  1286. Hey, wait!
  1287.  
  1288. 297
  1289. 00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:35,133
  1290. Hey, hold on a sec!
  1291.  
  1292. 298
  1293. 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,268
  1294. (laughs)
  1295.  
  1296. 299
  1297. 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:39,938
  1298. - He got played!
  1299.  
  1300. 300
  1301. 00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:43,708
  1302. Okay.
  1303.  
  1304. 301
  1305. 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,280
  1306. (upbeat music)
  1307.  
  1308. 302
  1309. 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,731
  1310. (calm music)
  1311.  
  1312. 303
  1313. 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:58,182
  1314. - This is all human food.
  1315.  
  1316. 304
  1317. 00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:07,725
  1318. - All right, now what
  1319. can I get you, ma'am?
  1320.  
  1321. 305
  1322. 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:08,793
  1323. Oh, look at you.
  1324.  
  1325. 306
  1326. 00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:09,727
  1327. You're a real.
  1328.  
  1329. 307
  1330. 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,329
  1331. Would you mind if I?
  1332.  
  1333. 308
  1334. 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:14,232
  1335. My sister loves Christmas,
  1336. she would never.
  1337.  
  1338. 309
  1339. 00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:16,234
  1340. (laughs)
  1341.  
  1342. 310
  1343. 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:20,471
  1344. I can't wait to show her that.
  1345.  
  1346. 311
  1347. 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:23,508
  1348. All right, sorry, now
  1349. what can I get for you?
  1350.  
  1351. 312
  1352. 00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:27,578
  1353. - Do you have anything
  1354. with candy cane soy base?
  1355.  
  1356. 313
  1357. 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,615
  1358. - No, now you're not from
  1359. around here, are you?
  1360.  
  1361. 314
  1362. 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,617
  1363. - Reindeer nuggets.
  1364.  
  1365. 315
  1366. 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,485
  1367. Gumdrop souffle.
  1368.  
  1369. 316
  1370. 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:35,820
  1371. - Now let me tell
  1372. you what I got.
  1373.  
  1374. 317
  1375. 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,288
  1376. This is on the secret menu.
  1377.  
  1378. 318
  1379. 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,189
  1380. Pumpkin.
  1381.  
  1382. 319
  1383. 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:40,191
  1384. Peppermint.
  1385.  
  1386. 320
  1387. 00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:42,427
  1388. Pancakes.
  1389.  
  1390. 321
  1391. 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,461
  1392. - I'll take that.
  1393.  
  1394. 322
  1395. 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,496
  1396. - Okay, you're gonna love it.
  1397.  
  1398. 323
  1399. 00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:49,167
  1400. Now would you like the
  1401. preserves on those?
  1402.  
  1403. 324
  1404. 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:50,201
  1405. - Yes.
  1406.  
  1407. 325
  1408. 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,803
  1409. - Yes, you do, trust me.
  1410.  
  1411. 326
  1412. 00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:54,072
  1413. All right, coming right up.
  1414.  
  1415. 327
  1416. 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:58,342
  1417. (phone chimes)
  1418.  
  1419. 328
  1420. 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:07,552
  1421. - How does she
  1422. even know I'm here?
  1423.  
  1424. 329
  1425. 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,659
  1426. - I can never remember
  1427. which one's poison
  1428.  
  1429. 330
  1430. 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,160
  1431. and which one's peppermint.
  1432.  
  1433. 331
  1434. 00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:18,229
  1435. They both got Ps!
  1436.  
  1437. 332
  1438. 00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:21,532
  1439. - Hey, you got them
  1440. pancakes ready or what, man?
  1441.  
  1442. 333
  1443. 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,102
  1444. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, coming up.
  1445.  
  1446. 334
  1447. 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,340
  1448. Let's not forget
  1449. the special sauce.
  1450.  
  1451. 335
  1452. 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:31,476
  1453. (laughs)
  1454.  
  1455. 336
  1456. 00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:45,890
  1457. - Okay, look what they got here.
  1458.  
  1459. 337
  1460. 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,725
  1461. Enjoy.
  1462.  
  1463. 338
  1464. 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:51,696
  1465. Think they mixed up a
  1466. special batch just for you.
  1467.  
  1468. 339
  1469. 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:55,399
  1470. (clattering)
  1471.  
  1472. 340
  1473. 00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,580
  1474. (Elfette sighs)
  1475.  
  1476. 341
  1477. 00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:20,525
  1478. - Got to save Santa.
  1479.  
  1480. 342
  1481. 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,662
  1482. (yawns)
  1483.  
  1484. 343
  1485. 00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:32,770
  1486. - Oh, stuffed, huh?
  1487.  
  1488. 344
  1489. 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:35,640
  1490. Can I get you anything else now?
  1491.  
  1492. 345
  1493. 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,208
  1494. Maybe some coffee.
  1495.  
  1496. 346
  1497. 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,609
  1498. Elfette: Coffee?
  1499.  
  1500. 347
  1501. 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,311
  1502. - The hot stuff that
  1503. keeps you warm at night,
  1504.  
  1505. 348
  1506. 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:41,812
  1507. that warms your belly?
  1508.  
  1509. 349
  1510. 00:19:43,449 --> 00:19:45,483
  1511. - I have powdered
  1512. penguin for that.
  1513.  
  1514. 350
  1515. 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,817
  1516. - Oh.
  1517.  
  1518. 351
  1519. 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:47,518
  1520. Oh, okay.
  1521.  
  1522. 352
  1523. 00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:54,759
  1524. (whooshes)
  1525.  
  1526. 353
  1527. 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:55,660
  1528. Huh.
  1529.  
  1530. 354
  1531. 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,233
  1532. Powdered what?
  1533.  
  1534. 355
  1535. 00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:04,668
  1536. - (groans) That was
  1537. definitely the peppermint.
  1538.  
  1539. 356
  1540. 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:06,637
  1541. - Do you even work here?
  1542.  
  1543. 357
  1544. 00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,606
  1545. (groans)
  1546.  
  1547. 358
  1548. 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,981
  1549. - Well, well, well.
  1550.  
  1551. 359
  1552. 00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:21,686
  1553. We finally meet face to
  1554. face with Santa Claus.
  1555.  
  1556. 360
  1557. 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:28,326
  1558. You know, you're
  1559. a nice enough guy
  1560.  
  1561. 361
  1562. 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:32,997
  1563. but you're killing my
  1564. business this time of year.
  1565.  
  1566. 362
  1567. 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,999
  1568. Know what this is?
  1569.  
  1570. 363
  1571. 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:39,770
  1572. This is a Pencil Phone.
  1573.  
  1574. 364
  1575. 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:43,741
  1576. It goes for $999 a pop.
  1577.  
  1578. 365
  1579. 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:48,746
  1580. And the kids are buying
  1581. them up like candy.
  1582.  
  1583. 366
  1584. 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:54,685
  1585. What?
  1586.  
  1587. 367
  1588. 00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:55,553
  1589. - Georgie?
  1590.  
  1591. 368
  1592. 00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:57,388
  1593. That you?
  1594.  
  1595. 369
  1596. 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:02,393
  1597. (laughs) You know, you was
  1598. always such a cute kid.
  1599.  
  1600. 370
  1601. 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:04,695
  1602. So full of imagination and...
  1603.  
  1604. 371
  1605. 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:07,732
  1606. Hope.
  1607.  
  1608. 372
  1609. 00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:11,802
  1610. (laughs)
  1611.  
  1612. 373
  1613. 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,405
  1614. - You think you know me?
  1615.  
  1616. 374
  1617. 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:17,541
  1618. You have no idea the
  1619. things I've done.
  1620.  
  1621. 375
  1622. 00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:20,344
  1623. - Well, I know you're
  1624. not gonna hurt my elves.
  1625.  
  1626. 376
  1627. 00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:22,513
  1628. Okay, your beef is with me.
  1629.  
  1630. 377
  1631. 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:25,850
  1632. - Well, that depends
  1633. on you, Santa.
  1634.  
  1635. 378
  1636. 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:29,720
  1637. See, right now you're eating
  1638. up all of our profits,
  1639.  
  1640. 379
  1641. 00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:32,890
  1642. giving these little
  1643. babies away for free.
  1644.  
  1645. 380
  1646. 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,293
  1647. For free!
  1648.  
  1649. 381
  1650. 00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,028
  1651. - For free.
  1652. - Shut up, you!
  1653.  
  1654. 382
  1655. 00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:38,763
  1656. - That was rude.
  1657.  
  1658. 383
  1659. 00:21:38,765 --> 00:21:40,698
  1660. - Now here's what
  1661. I need you to do.
  1662.  
  1663. 384
  1664. 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:44,935
  1665. I know you have a
  1666. gift machine somewhere
  1667.  
  1668. 385
  1669. 00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:47,738
  1670. pumping these little babies out.
  1671.  
  1672. 386
  1673. 00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:51,809
  1674. - (laughs) Do I?
  1675.  
  1676. 387
  1677. 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:56,547
  1678. - You're gonna tell me
  1679. exactly where that machine is
  1680.  
  1681. 388
  1682. 00:21:56,549 --> 00:22:01,319
  1683. or all of your elves are
  1684. gonna get a permanent...
  1685.  
  1686. 389
  1687. 00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:02,820
  1688. Snow day.
  1689.  
  1690. 390
  1691. 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,990
  1692. - We're gonna have to put
  1693. you on the naughty list
  1694.  
  1695. 391
  1696. 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,958
  1697. for this, Little Georgie.
  1698.  
  1699. 392
  1700. 00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:11,962
  1701. - Nobody calls me
  1702. Little Georgie!
  1703.  
  1704. 393
  1705. 00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:13,531
  1706. (laughs)
  1707.  
  1708. 394
  1709. 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:14,432
  1710. Shut up!
  1711.  
  1712. 395
  1713. 00:22:17,070 --> 00:22:19,970
  1714. You got two seconds
  1715. to start talking.
  1716.  
  1717. 396
  1718. 00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:26,944
  1719. ¶ I'm wearing green,
  1720. you wearing red ¶
  1721.  
  1722. 397
  1723. 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:29,814
  1724. ¶ We ride all day on a sled
  1725.  
  1726. 398
  1727. 00:22:29,816 --> 00:22:32,717
  1728. ¶ It's snowing outside,
  1729. I'm loving my ride ¶
  1730.  
  1731. 399
  1732. 00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:36,454
  1733. ¶ We going to New York City
  1734.  
  1735. 400
  1736. 00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:43,127
  1737. - Wow.
  1738.  
  1739. 401
  1740. 00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:45,396
  1741. A gas station.
  1742.  
  1743. 402
  1744. 00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:51,469
  1745. Oh.
  1746.  
  1747. 403
  1748. 00:22:59,479 --> 00:23:01,779
  1749. (clattering)
  1750.  
  1751. 404
  1752. 00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:07,718
  1753. (gasps)
  1754.  
  1755. 405
  1756. 00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:12,123
  1757. (grunts)
  1758.  
  1759. 406
  1760. 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:23,033
  1761. My car won't go anymore.
  1762.  
  1763. 407
  1764. 00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:25,703
  1765. This isn't working.
  1766.  
  1767. 408
  1768. 00:23:34,147 --> 00:23:36,580
  1769. - Never pumped gas before?
  1770.  
  1771. 409
  1772. 00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:39,049
  1773. What are you, from Jersey?
  1774.  
  1775. 410
  1776. 00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:39,750
  1777. - No.
  1778.  
  1779. 411
  1780. 00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:43,154
  1781. - What mall are you from?
  1782.  
  1783. 412
  1784. 00:23:44,190 --> 00:23:45,623
  1785. - The North Pole.
  1786.  
  1787. 413
  1788. 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:48,058
  1789. - Huh, yeah.
  1790.  
  1791. 414
  1792. 00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:50,895
  1793. Aren't we all?
  1794.  
  1795. 415
  1796. 00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:53,898
  1797. Stick it in the hole.
  1798.  
  1799. 416
  1800. 00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:07,912
  1801. - It's working!
  1802.  
  1803. 417
  1804. 00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:08,813
  1805. Yes.
  1806.  
  1807. 418
  1808. 00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:11,816
  1809. - You know, if
  1810. you're really serious
  1811.  
  1812. 419
  1813. 00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:13,918
  1814. about this whole, uh, elf thing,
  1815.  
  1816. 420
  1817. 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:18,456
  1818. you should talk
  1819. to my boss, Barty.
  1820.  
  1821. 421
  1822. 00:24:18,458 --> 00:24:22,092
  1823. He's over at the old
  1824. warehouse on 60th.
  1825.  
  1826. 422
  1827. 00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:23,794
  1828. Works the night shift.
  1829.  
  1830. 423
  1831. 00:24:25,598 --> 00:24:28,899
  1832. Tell him Blanche sent ya.
  1833.  
  1834. 424
  1835. 00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:40,578
  1836. ¶ When I'm on the field,
  1837. I do what I want ¶
  1838.  
  1839. 425
  1840. 00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:42,746
  1841. ¶ Tis the season to be jolly
  1842.  
  1843. 426
  1844. 00:24:42,748 --> 00:24:45,049
  1845. ¶ Fa la la la la la la la la
  1846.  
  1847. 427
  1848. 00:24:45,051 --> 00:24:48,752
  1849. - I'll show Santa I'm more
  1850. than just a wrapping paper elf.
  1851.  
  1852. 428
  1853. 00:24:48,754 --> 00:24:50,788
  1854. (phone ringing)
  1855.  
  1856. 429
  1857. 00:24:50,790 --> 00:24:51,755
  1858. Hello.
  1859.  
  1860. 430
  1861. 00:24:51,757 --> 00:24:54,124
  1862. - Hey, how's it going?
  1863.  
  1864. 431
  1865. 00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:56,227
  1866. - So I think I have a lead.
  1867.  
  1868. 432
  1869. 00:24:56,229 --> 00:24:58,562
  1870. - (laughs) That's great.
  1871.  
  1872. 433
  1873. 00:24:58,564 --> 00:25:00,731
  1874. What kind of lead?
  1875.  
  1876. 434
  1877. 00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:03,234
  1878. - There was this girl who
  1879. was dressed like an elf
  1880.  
  1881. 435
  1882. 00:25:03,236 --> 00:25:04,568
  1883. but she was from the mall.
  1884.  
  1885. 436
  1886. 00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:05,936
  1887. - Uh huh.
  1888.  
  1889. 437
  1890. 00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:09,173
  1891. - Told me to go to this
  1892. old warehouse at night
  1893.  
  1894. 438
  1895. 00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:10,274
  1896. to see this guy.
  1897.  
  1898. 439
  1899. 00:25:10,276 --> 00:25:12,610
  1900. - Elfette, really?
  1901.  
  1902. 440
  1903. 00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:16,747
  1904. (sighs) Please be
  1905. careful out there.
  1906.  
  1907. 441
  1908. 00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:18,782
  1909. Not everyone is made of sugar.
  1910.  
  1911. 442
  1912. 00:25:18,784 --> 00:25:21,151
  1913. - Well, what are they made of?
  1914.  
  1915. 443
  1916. 00:25:22,622 --> 00:25:23,587
  1917. - Coal.
  1918.  
  1919. 444
  1920. 00:25:23,589 --> 00:25:26,123
  1921. (Elfette gasps)
  1922.  
  1923. 445
  1924. 00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:36,000
  1925. (knuckles cracking)
  1926. (dramatic music)
  1927.  
  1928. 446
  1929. 00:25:38,104 --> 00:25:40,137
  1930. (beeping)
  1931.  
  1932. 447
  1933. 00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:35,259
  1934. (Clack)
  1935.  
  1936. 448
  1937. 00:26:49,342 --> 00:26:52,009
  1938. - You're a very
  1939. special elf, Sparkle.
  1940.  
  1941. 449
  1942. 00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:54,778
  1943. You aren't meant to
  1944. be at the North Pole.
  1945.  
  1946. 450
  1947. 00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:56,780
  1948. You'll protect us
  1949. from other lands,
  1950.  
  1951. 451
  1952. 00:26:56,782 --> 00:27:00,317
  1953. something our family
  1954. has done for centuries.
  1955.  
  1956. 452
  1957. 00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:02,086
  1958. One day I'll be gone
  1959.  
  1960. 453
  1961. 00:27:02,088 --> 00:27:04,221
  1962. and the responsibility
  1963. will fall to you.
  1964.  
  1965. 454
  1966. 00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:08,626
  1967. - But why can't I be just
  1968. like you, on the front lines?
  1969.  
  1970. 455
  1971. 00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:12,696
  1972. - Your destiny is to assist
  1973. and protect our kind, my love.
  1974.  
  1975. 456
  1976. 00:27:12,698 --> 00:27:15,232
  1977. (Sparkle sighs)
  1978.  
  1979. 457
  1980. 00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:30,014
  1981. (clears throat)
  1982.  
  1983. 458
  1984. 00:27:36,389 --> 00:27:39,123
  1985. (rock music)
  1986.  
  1987. 459
  1988. 00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:47,431
  1989. - All right.
  1990.  
  1991. 460
  1992. 00:27:48,434 --> 00:27:52,236
  1993. Enjoy your present.
  1994.  
  1995. 461
  1996. 00:27:53,439 --> 00:27:54,438
  1997. - I'll see at church.
  1998.  
  1999. 462
  2000. 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,073
  2001. - All right.
  2002.  
  2003. 463
  2004. 00:27:56,075 --> 00:27:57,274
  2005. Hey, say hello to Jimmy for me.
  2006.  
  2007. 464
  2008. 00:27:57,276 --> 00:27:58,175
  2009. - Yeah.
  2010.  
  2011. 465
  2012. 00:28:03,282 --> 00:28:04,314
  2013. - Hey!
  2014.  
  2015. 466
  2016. 00:28:04,316 --> 00:28:06,050
  2017. What are you doing?
  2018.  
  2019. 467
  2020. 00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:08,419
  2021. Look, we are closed, missy.
  2022.  
  2023. 468
  2024. 00:28:08,421 --> 00:28:10,020
  2025. - Hi.
  2026.  
  2027. 469
  2028. 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:11,789
  2029. I'm so sorry, I don't
  2030. mean to be any trouble.
  2031.  
  2032. 470
  2033. 00:28:11,791 --> 00:28:13,257
  2034. I'm looking for Barty?
  2035.  
  2036. 471
  2037. 00:28:13,259 --> 00:28:14,958
  2038. - Who?
  2039.  
  2040. 472
  2041. 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,860
  2042. Barty, Barty.
  2043.  
  2044. 473
  2045. 00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:18,996
  2046. Oh, you mean Bartholomule.
  2047.  
  2048. 474
  2049. 00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:20,297
  2050. - I think so.
  2051.  
  2052. 475
  2053. 00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:22,800
  2054. - Well, do you have
  2055. an appointment?
  2056.  
  2057. 476
  2058. 00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:24,068
  2059. - No.
  2060.  
  2061. 477
  2062. 00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:26,136
  2063. I was actually sent
  2064. here by Blanche.
  2065.  
  2066. 478
  2067. 00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:28,005
  2068. She's an elf too.
  2069.  
  2070. 479
  2071. 00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:32,142
  2072. It's really important and I
  2073. haven't got a lot of time.
  2074.  
  2075. 480
  2076. 00:28:35,181 --> 00:28:36,497
  2077. Please?
  2078.  
  2079. 481
  2080. 00:28:36,498 --> 00:28:37,814
  2081. - All right, fine, follow me.
  2082.  
  2083. 482
  2084. 00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:39,016
  2085. - Thank you.
  2086.  
  2087. 483
  2088. 00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:39,917
  2089. - Yeah.
  2090.  
  2091. 484
  2092. 00:28:41,187 --> 00:28:44,121
  2093. Last time I'm doing this.
  2094.  
  2095. 485
  2096. 00:28:44,123 --> 00:28:47,124
  2097. Need to build that
  2098. northern border wall.
  2099.  
  2100. 486
  2101. 00:28:54,467 --> 00:28:57,334
  2102. Watch your step
  2103. there, twinkle toes.
  2104.  
  2105. 487
  2106. 00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:07,478
  2107. So you're from the
  2108. North Pole, huh?
  2109.  
  2110. 488
  2111. 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,946
  2112. - Canada.
  2113.  
  2114. 489
  2115. 00:29:08,948 --> 00:29:09,847
  2116. Eh?
  2117.  
  2118. 490
  2119. 00:29:11,851 --> 00:29:12,750
  2120. - Right.
  2121.  
  2122. 491
  2123. 00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:23,927
  2124. - Do you come here often?
  2125.  
  2126. 492
  2127. 00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:30,100
  2128. - Well, actually I was
  2129. born right down there.
  2130.  
  2131. 493
  2132. 00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:41,245
  2133. Well.
  2134.  
  2135. 494
  2136. 00:29:43,315 --> 00:29:45,215
  2137. That's as far as I go.
  2138.  
  2139. 495
  2140. 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,520
  2141. Good luck.
  2142.  
  2143. 496
  2144. 00:29:49,522 --> 00:29:51,054
  2145. - Thank you.
  2146.  
  2147. 497
  2148. 00:29:51,056 --> 00:29:52,055
  2149. Merry Christmas.
  2150.  
  2151. 498
  2152. 00:29:52,057 --> 00:29:53,257
  2153. Man: Yeah.
  2154.  
  2155. 499
  2156. 00:29:54,927 --> 00:29:59,797
  2157. - (mumbles) Now where did I
  2158. put those blasted schematics?
  2159.  
  2160. 500
  2161. 00:30:04,436 --> 00:30:05,903
  2162. Yes.
  2163.  
  2164. 501
  2165. 00:30:05,905 --> 00:30:07,204
  2166. That's right.
  2167.  
  2168. 502
  2169. 00:30:07,206 --> 00:30:10,941
  2170. I must have left them
  2171. in the northeast wing.
  2172.  
  2173. 503
  2174. 00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:13,310
  2175. Who goes there?
  2176.  
  2177. 504
  2178. 00:30:15,047 --> 00:30:16,180
  2179. Good heavens!
  2180.  
  2181. 505
  2182. 00:30:20,986 --> 00:30:25,155
  2183. (sighs) I gave out
  2184. bonuses last week.
  2185.  
  2186. 506
  2187. 00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:30,394
  2188. - Well, sir.
  2189.  
  2190. 507
  2191. 00:30:30,396 --> 00:30:31,295
  2192. - Sir?
  2193.  
  2194. 508
  2195. 00:30:32,598 --> 00:30:34,565
  2196. (sighs)
  2197.  
  2198. 509
  2199. 00:30:34,567 --> 00:30:37,034
  2200. The name's Bartholomule.
  2201.  
  2202. 510
  2203. 00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:38,302
  2204. Good to meet you, yes.
  2205.  
  2206. 511
  2207. 00:30:38,304 --> 00:30:40,103
  2208. Now I'm rather busy
  2209.  
  2210. 512
  2211. 00:30:40,105 --> 00:30:42,306
  2212. and I must get back to trying
  2213. to find my mutton chops, okay?
  2214.  
  2215. 513
  2216. 00:30:46,111 --> 00:30:47,077
  2217. Thank you.
  2218.  
  2219. 514
  2220. 00:30:47,078 --> 00:30:48,044
  2221. - Well, my name is Elfette.
  2222.  
  2223. 515
  2224. 00:30:48,047 --> 00:30:50,180
  2225. I'm the last elf of my kind.
  2226.  
  2227. 516
  2228. 00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:52,182
  2229. - Your kind?
  2230.  
  2231. 517
  2232. 00:30:57,957 --> 00:30:59,056
  2233. Oh.
  2234.  
  2235. 518
  2236. 00:30:59,058 --> 00:31:01,191
  2237. Oh my knickers.
  2238.  
  2239. 519
  2240. 00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:05,963
  2241. Is that a belt crafted
  2242. by Grand Elf Guild?
  2243.  
  2244. 520
  2245. 00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:06,864
  2246. - Yes.
  2247.  
  2248. 521
  2249. 00:31:08,500 --> 00:31:10,367
  2250. I'm on a secret mission.
  2251.  
  2252. 522
  2253. 00:31:11,337 --> 00:31:12,636
  2254. To save Santa.
  2255.  
  2256. 523
  2257. 00:31:12,638 --> 00:31:15,005
  2258. - A secret mission
  2259. to save Santa!
  2260.  
  2261. 524
  2262. 00:31:15,007 --> 00:31:17,474
  2263. Well, why didn't you say so?
  2264.  
  2265. 525
  2266. 00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:20,577
  2267. Listen, just wait right here.
  2268.  
  2269. 526
  2270. 00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:22,045
  2271. Don't touch anything
  2272.  
  2273. 527
  2274. 00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:23,513
  2275. and I'll be right back, yes?
  2276.  
  2277. 528
  2278. 00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:24,214
  2279. Good.
  2280.  
  2281. 529
  2282. 00:31:33,592 --> 00:31:35,592
  2283. (ominous music)
  2284.  
  2285. 530
  2286. 00:31:35,594 --> 00:31:36,526
  2287. (car beeps)
  2288.  
  2289. 531
  2290. 00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:55,545
  2291. (gasping)
  2292.  
  2293. 532
  2294. 00:31:55,547 --> 00:31:58,015
  2295. (glass shattering)
  2296.  
  2297. 533
  2298. 00:31:58,017 --> 00:31:59,650
  2299. Elfette, Elfette!
  2300.  
  2301. 534
  2302. 00:31:59,652 --> 00:32:00,550
  2303. Elfette.
  2304.  
  2305. 535
  2306. 00:32:02,187 --> 00:32:04,554
  2307. I present to you
  2308. the most exquisite,
  2309.  
  2310. 536
  2311. 00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:07,391
  2312. most magical artifact
  2313. of Christmas.
  2314.  
  2315. 537
  2316. 00:32:17,069 --> 00:32:20,537
  2317. - I've heard spiders
  2318. are good luck.
  2319.  
  2320. 538
  2321. 00:32:20,539 --> 00:32:22,372
  2322. - Oh, oh, sorry.
  2323.  
  2324. 539
  2325. 00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:23,540
  2326. Wrong holiday.
  2327.  
  2328. 540
  2329. 00:32:23,542 --> 00:32:25,642
  2330. That's the Spookometer.
  2331.  
  2332. 541
  2333. 00:32:25,644 --> 00:32:26,710
  2334. My apologies.
  2335.  
  2336. 542
  2337. 00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:28,946
  2338. I'll take that.
  2339.  
  2340. 543
  2341. 00:32:28,948 --> 00:32:30,447
  2342. I'll be right back.
  2343.  
  2344. 544
  2345. 00:32:39,091 --> 00:32:41,625
  2346. (ominous music)
  2347.  
  2348. 545
  2349. 00:32:57,710 --> 00:33:00,277
  2350. (gentle music)
  2351.  
  2352. 546
  2353. 00:34:07,112 --> 00:34:08,412
  2354. (Elfette screams)
  2355.  
  2356. 547
  2357. 00:34:08,414 --> 00:34:10,814
  2358. Oh no, sorry about that.
  2359.  
  2360. 548
  2361. 00:34:10,816 --> 00:34:13,150
  2362. Yes, this is an invention,
  2363.  
  2364. 549
  2365. 00:34:13,152 --> 00:34:17,187
  2366. well, that helps me find
  2367. my other inventions, yes?
  2368.  
  2369. 550
  2370. 00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:20,390
  2371. - What is this?
  2372.  
  2373. 551
  2374. 00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:25,395
  2375. - (gasps) You found it!
  2376.  
  2377. 552
  2378. 00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:29,099
  2379. All I found were, well,
  2380. these garlic croutons.
  2381.  
  2382. 553
  2383. 00:34:31,437 --> 00:34:33,503
  2384. All right, yes.
  2385.  
  2386. 554
  2387. 00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:36,840
  2388. The Twinkameter.
  2389.  
  2390. 555
  2391. 00:34:36,842 --> 00:34:41,511
  2392. It embodies the Christmas
  2393. spirit and the sacred twinkle.
  2394.  
  2395. 556
  2396. 00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:44,481
  2397. Built when Christmas
  2398. was nearly destroyed
  2399.  
  2400. 557
  2401. 00:34:44,483 --> 00:34:47,651
  2402. by the dark elves centuries ago.
  2403.  
  2404. 558
  2405. 00:34:47,653 --> 00:34:50,087
  2406. The GEG was assembled
  2407. and they used the power
  2408.  
  2409. 559
  2410. 00:34:50,089 --> 00:34:52,722
  2411. to protect the
  2412. holiday ever since.
  2413.  
  2414. 560
  2415. 00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:57,160
  2416. But it only works when
  2417. your heart is true
  2418.  
  2419. 561
  2420. 00:34:57,162 --> 00:34:58,762
  2421. and your quest is noble.
  2422.  
  2423. 562
  2424. 00:35:08,674 --> 00:35:12,442
  2425. - Hmm, looks like the
  2426. little elf has a new toy.
  2427.  
  2428. 563
  2429. 00:35:15,814 --> 00:35:18,515
  2430. - Bartholomule,
  2431. how does it work?
  2432.  
  2433. 564
  2434. 00:35:18,517 --> 00:35:21,485
  2435. - Oh, you'll figure it out.
  2436.  
  2437. 565
  2438. 00:35:21,487 --> 00:35:24,855
  2439. Let the sacred twinkle
  2440. guide you, Elfette.
  2441.  
  2442. 566
  2443. 00:35:34,566 --> 00:35:37,300
  2444. (ominous music)
  2445.  
  2446. 567
  2447. 00:35:45,744 --> 00:35:47,611
  2448. (beeps)
  2449.  
  2450. 568
  2451. 00:35:59,525 --> 00:36:00,690
  2452. - Cold.
  2453.  
  2454. 569
  2455. 00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:02,459
  2456. - It's getting really
  2457. chilly out here.
  2458.  
  2459. 570
  2460. 00:36:02,461 --> 00:36:03,927
  2461. Yes.
  2462.  
  2463. 571
  2464. 00:36:03,929 --> 00:36:05,362
  2465. - I really can't
  2466. thank you enough.
  2467.  
  2468. 572
  2469. 00:36:05,364 --> 00:36:08,632
  2470. - Oh, my pleasure, Elfette.
  2471.  
  2472. 573
  2473. 00:36:08,634 --> 00:36:12,869
  2474. Oh, what are those little
  2475. contraptions there on your back?
  2476.  
  2477. 574
  2478. 00:36:12,871 --> 00:36:14,171
  2479. - Glitter puffs?
  2480.  
  2481. 575
  2482. 00:36:14,173 --> 00:36:14,804
  2483. - Glitter puffs?
  2484.  
  2485. 576
  2486. 00:36:14,806 --> 00:36:16,439
  2487. - Yeah.
  2488. - Fun.
  2489.  
  2490. 577
  2491. 00:36:16,441 --> 00:36:17,574
  2492. May I?
  2493.  
  2494. 578
  2495. 00:36:17,576 --> 00:36:18,475
  2496. - Sure.
  2497.  
  2498. 579
  2499. 00:36:25,317 --> 00:36:26,783
  2500. - Oh, good heavens.
  2501.  
  2502. 580
  2503. 00:36:28,854 --> 00:36:31,221
  2504. (bangs)
  2505.  
  2506. 581
  2507. 00:36:31,223 --> 00:36:32,622
  2508. (laughs)
  2509.  
  2510. 582
  2511. 00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:33,523
  2512. - Wow!
  2513.  
  2514. 583
  2515. 00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,593
  2516. Bartholomule: Unbelievable!
  2517.  
  2518. 584
  2519. 00:36:36,595 --> 00:36:38,962
  2520. - I've actually never
  2521. used one of those before.
  2522.  
  2523. 585
  2524. 00:36:38,964 --> 00:36:41,464
  2525. - I would not want to be on
  2526. the receiving end of that mess.
  2527.  
  2528. 586
  2529. 00:36:41,466 --> 00:36:42,365
  2530. - Oh, no!
  2531.  
  2532. 587
  2533. 00:36:43,468 --> 00:36:45,969
  2534. (laughs)
  2535.  
  2536. 588
  2537. 00:36:45,971 --> 00:36:47,337
  2538. - (sighs) Incredible.
  2539.  
  2540. 589
  2541. 00:36:47,339 --> 00:36:50,307
  2542. Well, better get going, Elfette.
  2543.  
  2544. 590
  2545. 00:36:50,309 --> 00:36:52,275
  2546. Christmas is nigh.
  2547.  
  2548. 591
  2549. 00:36:52,277 --> 00:36:53,577
  2550. - I'm off like Santa's sleigh.
  2551.  
  2552. 592
  2553. 00:36:53,579 --> 00:36:54,778
  2554. - Splendid.
  2555.  
  2556. 593
  2557. 00:36:54,780 --> 00:36:55,645
  2558. - Thank you.
  2559.  
  2560. 594
  2561. 00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,817
  2562. - Oh, and Elfette?
  2563.  
  2564. 595
  2565. 00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:02,786
  2566. If you see my brother
  2567. on your travels,
  2568.  
  2569. 596
  2570. 00:37:02,788 --> 00:37:05,755
  2571. let him know our tea time
  2572. is well overdue, yes?
  2573.  
  2574. 597
  2575. 00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:06,957
  2576. - Sure.
  2577.  
  2578. 598
  2579. 00:37:06,959 --> 00:37:07,824
  2580. - Excellent.
  2581.  
  2582. 599
  2583. 00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:18,735
  2584. Now where did I put
  2585. those pesky mutton chops?
  2586.  
  2587. 600
  2588. 00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,839
  2589. That's right, the
  2590. northeast wing!
  2591.  
  2592. 601
  2593. 00:37:22,841 --> 00:37:25,375
  2594. (coughing)
  2595.  
  2596. 602
  2597. 00:37:29,548 --> 00:37:31,448
  2598. (dramatic music)
  2599.  
  2600. 603
  2601. 00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:32,849
  2602. - This all makes sense now.
  2603.  
  2604. 604
  2605. 00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:33,850
  2606. JoyTech with--
  2607.  
  2608. 605
  2609. 00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:36,753
  2610. (radio crackling)
  2611.  
  2612. 606
  2613. 00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:41,524
  2614. Go ahead.
  2615.  
  2616. 607
  2617. 00:37:41,526 --> 00:37:43,026
  2618. Man: Does she have it?
  2619.  
  2620. 608
  2621. 00:37:43,028 --> 00:37:45,695
  2622. - Yes, Elfette has
  2623. the Twinkameter.
  2624.  
  2625. 609
  2626. 00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:47,430
  2627. JoyTech is off her trail for now
  2628.  
  2629. 610
  2630. 00:37:47,432 --> 00:37:51,268
  2631. but there's an
  2632. assassin following her.
  2633.  
  2634. 611
  2635. 00:37:51,270 --> 00:37:53,036
  2636. Man: How much time do we have?
  2637.  
  2638. 612
  2639. 00:37:53,038 --> 00:37:54,804
  2640. - My eyes on the
  2641. inside have gone dark.
  2642.  
  2643. 613
  2644. 00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:57,741
  2645. There may be a double
  2646. agent involved.
  2647.  
  2648. 614
  2649. 00:37:58,977 --> 00:37:59,909
  2650. Man: Follow Elfette.
  2651.  
  2652. 615
  2653. 00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:02,412
  2654. Don't let her get too far.
  2655.  
  2656. 616
  2657. 00:38:02,414 --> 00:38:04,447
  2658. - Copy that, green leader.
  2659.  
  2660. 617
  2661. 00:38:05,751 --> 00:38:08,752
  2662. I'm about done with
  2663. these reindeer games.
  2664.  
  2665. 618
  2666. 00:38:10,656 --> 00:38:13,823
  2667. - (laughs) Okay,
  2668. listen, Santy Claus.
  2669.  
  2670. 619
  2671. 00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:16,526
  2672. We can make this a lot easier.
  2673.  
  2674. 620
  2675. 00:38:16,528 --> 00:38:18,828
  2676. JoyTech is prepared to offer you
  2677.  
  2678. 621
  2679. 00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:21,731
  2680. a very, very nice
  2681. retirement plan.
  2682.  
  2683. 622
  2684. 00:38:23,769 --> 00:38:27,470
  2685. - Joy, love, giving.
  2686.  
  2687. 623
  2688. 00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:31,608
  2689. You used to believe,
  2690. don't you remember?
  2691.  
  2692. 624
  2693. 00:38:31,610 --> 00:38:33,743
  2694. - Do you ever listen
  2695. to yourself talk?
  2696.  
  2697. 625
  2698. 00:38:33,745 --> 00:38:35,879
  2699. Do you expect me to
  2700. believe the garbage
  2701.  
  2702. 626
  2703. 00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:37,614
  2704. you're trying to sell me?
  2705.  
  2706. 627
  2707. 00:38:37,616 --> 00:38:42,085
  2708. - I can still feel the
  2709. twinkle within you, Georgie.
  2710.  
  2711. 628
  2712. 00:38:42,087 --> 00:38:43,420
  2713. But it's dying.
  2714.  
  2715. 629
  2716. 00:38:49,761 --> 00:38:52,762
  2717. (Georgie whistles)
  2718.  
  2719. 630
  2720. 00:38:56,101 --> 00:38:56,933
  2721. - Go ahead.
  2722.  
  2723. 631
  2724. 00:38:58,036 --> 00:38:59,669
  2725. Write down a number.
  2726.  
  2727. 632
  2728. 00:39:00,772 --> 00:39:03,506
  2729. I'm a very reasonable man.
  2730.  
  2731. 633
  2732. 00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:05,775
  2733. And my bosses are very generous.
  2734.  
  2735. 634
  2736. 00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:07,644
  2737. What's it gonna cost us
  2738.  
  2739. 635
  2740. 00:39:07,646 --> 00:39:11,514
  2741. to put all this free
  2742. present nonsense behind us?
  2743.  
  2744. 636
  2745. 00:39:17,089 --> 00:39:19,789
  2746. (Santa laughs)
  2747.  
  2748. 637
  2749. 00:39:25,364 --> 00:39:27,797
  2750. (Georgie laughs)
  2751.  
  2752. 638
  2753. 00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,767
  2754. - I knew you'd come around.
  2755.  
  2756. 639
  2757. 00:39:30,769 --> 00:39:32,135
  2758. You see, Roger?
  2759.  
  2760. 640
  2761. 00:39:32,137 --> 00:39:34,637
  2762. Every man has their price.
  2763.  
  2764. 641
  2765. 00:39:34,639 --> 00:39:36,740
  2766. (laughs)
  2767.  
  2768. 642
  2769. 00:39:38,143 --> 00:39:42,112
  2770. - Don't let the light inside
  2771. you burn out forever, Georgie.
  2772.  
  2773. 643
  2774. 00:39:42,114 --> 00:39:43,713
  2775. There's still time.
  2776.  
  2777. 644
  2778. 00:39:45,083 --> 00:39:47,851
  2779. - It's the present
  2780. you never got me.
  2781.  
  2782. 645
  2783. 00:39:51,490 --> 00:39:52,622
  2784. Wait, no.
  2785.  
  2786. 646
  2787. 00:39:52,624 --> 00:39:53,990
  2788. No, what the hell?
  2789.  
  2790. 647
  2791. 00:39:54,993 --> 00:39:56,726
  2792. Cut the crap, Santa!
  2793.  
  2794. 648
  2795. 00:39:58,830 --> 00:40:00,397
  2796. Go get Mrs. Claus.
  2797.  
  2798. 649
  2799. 00:40:02,868 --> 00:40:04,868
  2800. Don't give him the money!
  2801.  
  2802. 650
  2803. 00:40:10,675 --> 00:40:12,842
  2804. (laughs)
  2805.  
  2806. 651
  2807. 00:40:36,568 --> 00:40:38,034
  2808. (phone ringing)
  2809.  
  2810. 652
  2811. 00:40:38,036 --> 00:40:39,169
  2812. - Hello?
  2813.  
  2814. 653
  2815. 00:40:39,171 --> 00:40:40,670
  2816. - Elfette.
  2817.  
  2818. 654
  2819. 00:40:40,672 --> 00:40:42,705
  2820. There's been a change of plans.
  2821.  
  2822. 655
  2823. 00:40:42,707 --> 00:40:44,507
  2824. - Sebastian.
  2825.  
  2826. 656
  2827. 00:40:44,509 --> 00:40:45,708
  2828. I thought you were dead.
  2829.  
  2830. 657
  2831. 00:40:45,710 --> 00:40:47,677
  2832. - There's no time to explain.
  2833.  
  2834. 658
  2835. 00:40:47,679 --> 00:40:50,780
  2836. Report back to the
  2837. North Pole immediately.
  2838.  
  2839. 659
  2840. 00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:54,551
  2841. - I'm so happy you're alive
  2842. but I don't understand.
  2843.  
  2844. 660
  2845. 00:40:54,553 --> 00:40:56,186
  2846. - I found a way out of this.
  2847.  
  2848. 661
  2849. 00:40:56,188 --> 00:40:57,487
  2850. - I can't.
  2851.  
  2852. 662
  2853. 00:40:57,489 --> 00:40:58,922
  2854. I have to save Christmas.
  2855.  
  2856. 663
  2857. 00:40:58,924 --> 00:41:00,857
  2858. I'm on my way to New York City.
  2859.  
  2860. 664
  2861. 00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:03,827
  2862. - Elfette, we need you.
  2863.  
  2864. 665
  2865. 00:41:05,163 --> 00:41:06,062
  2866. - I've...
  2867.  
  2868. 666
  2869. 00:41:07,599 --> 00:41:08,832
  2870. I've gotta go.
  2871.  
  2872. 667
  2873. 00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:25,548
  2874. ¶ Dashing through the snow
  2875.  
  2876. 668
  2877. 00:41:25,550 --> 00:41:27,217
  2878. ¶ In a one horse open sleigh
  2879.  
  2880. 669
  2881. 00:41:27,219 --> 00:41:30,620
  2882. ¶ O'er the fields we go
  2883.  
  2884. 670
  2885. 00:41:34,793 --> 00:41:36,092
  2886. - This trip would
  2887. be so much more fun
  2888.  
  2889. 671
  2890. 00:41:36,094 --> 00:41:38,127
  2891. with somebody to sing with.
  2892.  
  2893. 672
  2894. 00:41:38,129 --> 00:41:40,930
  2895. (brakes squealing)
  2896.  
  2897. 673
  2898. 00:41:45,770 --> 00:41:46,936
  2899. - Oh!
  2900.  
  2901. 674
  2902. 00:41:46,938 --> 00:41:48,238
  2903. Hello, old girl.
  2904.  
  2905. 675
  2906. 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:49,172
  2907. Oh, an elf!
  2908.  
  2909. 676
  2910. 00:41:51,109 --> 00:41:51,941
  2911. - Hello, sir.
  2912.  
  2913. 677
  2914. 00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:53,243
  2915. Where are you headed?
  2916.  
  2917. 678
  2918. 00:41:53,245 --> 00:41:54,811
  2919. - Well, I was up in
  2920. Yorkshire yesterday,
  2921.  
  2922. 679
  2923. 00:41:54,813 --> 00:41:56,446
  2924. now that you mention it,
  2925.  
  2926. 680
  2927. 00:41:56,447 --> 00:41:58,080
  2928. but I'm downright confounded
  2929. how I ended up here.
  2930.  
  2931. 681
  2932. 00:41:58,083 --> 00:41:59,983
  2933. - Well, I'm headed to New
  2934. York if you wanted to--
  2935.  
  2936. 682
  2937. 00:41:59,985 --> 00:42:01,251
  2938. - Yes, that'll do quite nicely.
  2939.  
  2940. 683
  2941. 00:42:01,253 --> 00:42:02,285
  2942. - Oh, okay.
  2943.  
  2944. 684
  2945. 00:42:04,222 --> 00:42:07,056
  2946. (coughing)
  2947.  
  2948. 685
  2949. 00:42:07,058 --> 00:42:09,225
  2950. - Excuse me, I believe
  2951. I picked up a bug
  2952.  
  2953. 686
  2954. 00:42:09,227 --> 00:42:10,927
  2955. up in Westminster Abbey.
  2956.  
  2957. 687
  2958. 00:42:10,929 --> 00:42:13,129
  2959. - Oh, well, I might be
  2960. able to help you with that.
  2961.  
  2962. 688
  2963. 00:42:13,131 --> 00:42:13,963
  2964. - You don't say?
  2965.  
  2966. 689
  2967. 00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:14,797
  2968. - Yeah.
  2969.  
  2970. 690
  2971. 00:42:14,799 --> 00:42:16,633
  2972. So, car rules.
  2973.  
  2974. 691
  2975. 00:42:16,635 --> 00:42:18,701
  2976. Absolutely no tickle juice.
  2977.  
  2978. 692
  2979. 00:42:18,703 --> 00:42:21,671
  2980. And no putting your feet out
  2981. the window after 6:00 p.m.
  2982.  
  2983. 693
  2984. 00:42:21,673 --> 00:42:24,140
  2985. - Oh, I can't
  2986. guarantee anything.
  2987.  
  2988. 694
  2989. 00:42:24,142 --> 00:42:26,910
  2990. But I am fresh out
  2991. of tickle juice.
  2992.  
  2993. 695
  2994. 00:42:26,912 --> 00:42:28,311
  2995. - Well, that's good.
  2996.  
  2997. 696
  2998. 00:42:28,313 --> 00:42:29,178
  2999. Okay, ready?
  3000.  
  3001. 697
  3002. 00:42:30,148 --> 00:42:31,047
  3003. - Indeed.
  3004.  
  3005. 698
  3006. 00:42:40,125 --> 00:42:42,158
  3007. - By the way, I'm Elfette.
  3008.  
  3009. 699
  3010. 00:42:43,295 --> 00:42:44,160
  3011. - Duey.
  3012.  
  3013. 700
  3014. 00:42:44,162 --> 00:42:45,194
  3015. A pleasure.
  3016.  
  3017. 701
  3018. 00:42:47,098 --> 00:42:49,832
  3019. - So you said you were lost?
  3020.  
  3021. 702
  3022. 00:42:49,834 --> 00:42:52,902
  3023. - Well, a true
  3024. statesman is never lost.
  3025.  
  3026. 703
  3027. 00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:56,673
  3028. He's precisely where
  3029. he means to be.
  3030.  
  3031. 704
  3032. 00:42:56,675 --> 00:42:58,207
  3033. - That sounds a
  3034. lot like Gandalf.
  3035.  
  3036. 705
  3037. 00:42:58,209 --> 00:43:01,044
  3038. - Gandalf, no,
  3039. never heard of him.
  3040.  
  3041. 706
  3042. 00:43:01,846 --> 00:43:04,013
  3043. (boings)
  3044.  
  3045. 707
  3046. 00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:08,985
  3047. - Wait a minute, that's
  3048. literally Gandalf's pipe.
  3049.  
  3050. 708
  3051. 00:43:08,987 --> 00:43:11,321
  3052. You've never seen
  3053. "Lord of the Rings"?
  3054.  
  3055. 709
  3056. 00:43:11,323 --> 00:43:12,889
  3057. - "Lord of the Flies," yes,
  3058.  
  3059. 710
  3060. 00:43:12,891 --> 00:43:15,191
  3061. directed by the
  3062. great Peter Brook.
  3063.  
  3064. 711
  3065. 00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:18,595
  3066. - Anyway, where did
  3067. you say you were going?
  3068.  
  3069. 712
  3070. 00:43:18,597 --> 00:43:19,963
  3071. - Oh, well, I'm
  3072. headed up to Mummy's
  3073.  
  3074. 713
  3075. 00:43:19,965 --> 00:43:22,865
  3076. for the Christmas holiday.
  3077.  
  3078. 714
  3079. 00:43:22,867 --> 00:43:24,601
  3080. - Well, that's nice.
  3081.  
  3082. 715
  3083. 00:43:29,341 --> 00:43:31,274
  3084. - Oh!
  3085.  
  3086. 716
  3087. 00:43:31,276 --> 00:43:34,043
  3088. Don't mind me, just putting a
  3089. little bit of tea into my pipe
  3090.  
  3091. 717
  3092. 00:43:34,045 --> 00:43:35,745
  3093. for the flavor.
  3094.  
  3095. 718
  3096. 00:43:35,747 --> 00:43:36,779
  3097. - Oh, okay.
  3098.  
  3099. 719
  3100. 00:43:37,716 --> 00:43:40,116
  3101. (pipe tapping)
  3102.  
  3103. 720
  3104. 00:43:41,219 --> 00:43:42,619
  3105. - Mind if I sip a little bit
  3106.  
  3107. 721
  3108. 00:43:42,621 --> 00:43:45,788
  3109. of a Shirley MacLaine
  3110. here while we drive?
  3111.  
  3112. 722
  3113. 00:43:47,359 --> 00:43:48,992
  3114. - Hold on.
  3115.  
  3116. 723
  3117. 00:43:48,994 --> 00:43:50,893
  3118. I have an idea.
  3119.  
  3120. 724
  3121. 00:43:50,895 --> 00:43:51,794
  3122. - Oh.
  3123.  
  3124. 725
  3125. 00:43:53,098 --> 00:43:55,031
  3126. - You should try a little
  3127. bit of this in there.
  3128.  
  3129. 726
  3130. 00:43:55,033 --> 00:43:56,232
  3131. That'll make you feel better.
  3132.  
  3133. 727
  3134. 00:43:56,234 --> 00:43:57,100
  3135. - Oh.
  3136.  
  3137. 728
  3138. 00:44:03,274 --> 00:44:04,240
  3139. - Good, huh?
  3140.  
  3141. 729
  3142. 00:44:04,242 --> 00:44:07,110
  3143. - Now what in Huckleberry Finn?
  3144.  
  3145. 730
  3146. 00:44:07,112 --> 00:44:09,078
  3147. - Elves have used
  3148. mistletoe for years
  3149.  
  3150. 731
  3151. 00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:11,814
  3152. to maintain balance and healing.
  3153.  
  3154. 732
  3155. 00:44:13,118 --> 00:44:15,652
  3156. But my cousin Winklette
  3157. invented mistlefinger,
  3158.  
  3159. 733
  3160. 00:44:15,654 --> 00:44:17,420
  3161. which is even more
  3162. powerful than mistletoe,
  3163.  
  3164. 734
  3165. 00:44:17,422 --> 00:44:19,188
  3166. so you should feel
  3167. better instantly.
  3168.  
  3169. 735
  3170. 00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:20,223
  3171. - Whoa.
  3172.  
  3173. 736
  3174. 00:44:20,225 --> 00:44:22,291
  3175. (laughs)
  3176.  
  3177. 737
  3178. 00:44:22,293 --> 00:44:23,226
  3179. Hold on.
  3180.  
  3181. 738
  3182. 00:44:23,228 --> 00:44:24,927
  3183. - What?
  3184.  
  3185. 739
  3186. 00:44:24,929 --> 00:44:27,196
  3187. - Elfette, I think I see,
  3188. is that the North Pole?
  3189.  
  3190. 740
  3191. 00:44:27,198 --> 00:44:28,398
  3192. Aurora borealis?
  3193.  
  3194. 741
  3195. 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,265
  3196. No, no, Antonio Banderas.
  3197.  
  3198. 742
  3199. 00:44:34,139 --> 00:44:37,774
  3200. Wait, now there's a
  3201. smudge on my glasses.
  3202.  
  3203. 743
  3204. 00:44:37,776 --> 00:44:40,043
  3205. - Is there some,
  3206. maybe it's expired?
  3207.  
  3208. 744
  3209. 00:44:40,045 --> 00:44:42,679
  3210. "Not to be consumed by humans."
  3211.  
  3212. 745
  3213. 00:44:43,948 --> 00:44:45,348
  3214. - Not to be what now?
  3215.  
  3216. 746
  3217. 00:44:45,350 --> 00:44:48,117
  3218. (laughs)
  3219.  
  3220. 747
  3221. 00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:50,453
  3222. Elfette, you do know
  3223. your minerals, don't you?
  3224.  
  3225. 748
  3226. 00:44:50,455 --> 00:44:52,455
  3227. - So are you okay?
  3228.  
  3229. 749
  3230. 00:44:52,457 --> 00:44:54,457
  3231. So you really took
  3232. that like a snowman.
  3233.  
  3234. 750
  3235. 00:44:54,459 --> 00:44:56,125
  3236. How are you feeling?
  3237.  
  3238. 751
  3239. 00:44:56,127 --> 00:44:57,293
  3240. - Never better.
  3241.  
  3242. 752
  3243. 00:44:57,295 --> 00:44:59,328
  3244. Think I know how
  3245. Cindy Lou Who felt.
  3246.  
  3247. 753
  3248. 00:44:59,330 --> 00:45:00,396
  3249. (Elfette laughs)
  3250.  
  3251. 754
  3252. 00:45:00,398 --> 00:45:01,297
  3253. Do you fancy a sip?
  3254.  
  3255. 755
  3256. 00:45:01,299 --> 00:45:03,266
  3257. - I'd love one, thank you.
  3258.  
  3259. 756
  3260. 00:45:05,070 --> 00:45:06,302
  3261. That is good, huh?
  3262.  
  3263. 757
  3264. 00:45:06,304 --> 00:45:09,138
  3265. - Okay, Papa needs
  3266. another taste here.
  3267.  
  3268. 758
  3269. 00:45:09,140 --> 00:45:10,273
  3270. - (laughs) Easy does it.
  3271.  
  3272. 759
  3273. 00:45:10,275 --> 00:45:11,174
  3274. - Oh.
  3275.  
  3276. 760
  3277. 00:45:13,778 --> 00:45:16,379
  3278. (dramatic music)
  3279.  
  3280. 761
  3281. 00:45:40,338 --> 00:45:41,838
  3282. (pops)
  3283.  
  3284. 762
  3285. 00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:43,339
  3286. - Mistlefinger?
  3287.  
  3288. 763
  3289. 00:45:43,341 --> 00:45:46,209
  3290. "Not to be consumed by humans."
  3291.  
  3292. 764
  3293. 00:45:46,211 --> 00:45:49,212
  3294. (scoffs) Whatever.
  3295.  
  3296. 765
  3297. 00:45:52,016 --> 00:45:53,149
  3298. Whew.
  3299.  
  3300. 766
  3301. 00:45:53,151 --> 00:45:55,251
  3302. (laughs)
  3303.  
  3304. 767
  3305. 00:45:57,922 --> 00:46:02,258
  3306. Elf on a Shelf, I'm
  3307. coming to get ya!
  3308.  
  3309. 768
  3310. 00:46:03,361 --> 00:46:06,195
  3311. Elf on a Shelf, I'm
  3312. coming to get ya!
  3313.  
  3314. 769
  3315. 00:46:06,197 --> 00:46:09,499
  3316. (upbeat Christmas music)
  3317.  
  3318. 770
  3319. 00:46:29,888 --> 00:46:32,488
  3320. (calm music)
  3321.  
  3322. 771
  3323. 00:46:32,490 --> 00:46:34,223
  3324. (sighs)
  3325.  
  3326. 772
  3327. 00:46:34,225 --> 00:46:37,860
  3328. ¶ Georgie, the green
  3329. nosed reindeer ¶
  3330.  
  3331. 773
  3332. 00:46:37,862 --> 00:46:39,796
  3333. ¶ Reindeer
  3334.  
  3335. 774
  3336. 00:46:39,798 --> 00:46:43,032
  3337. ¶ Had a big pile of cash
  3338.  
  3339. 775
  3340. 00:46:43,034 --> 00:46:44,901
  3341. ¶ Quite a big pile
  3342.  
  3343. 776
  3344. 00:46:44,903 --> 00:46:48,805
  3345. - (humming) Oh.
  3346.  
  3347. 777
  3348. 00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:51,574
  3349. (humming) Thank you.
  3350.  
  3351. 778
  3352. 00:46:54,579 --> 00:46:56,345
  3353. I've been waiting for this.
  3354.  
  3355. 779
  3356. 00:46:56,347 --> 00:46:59,115
  3357. (dramatic music)
  3358.  
  3359. 780
  3360. 00:47:01,085 --> 00:47:03,920
  3361. (heels clicking)
  3362.  
  3363. 781
  3364. 00:47:11,029 --> 00:47:13,930
  3365. (Georgie humming)
  3366.  
  3367. 782
  3368. 00:47:19,938 --> 00:47:21,103
  3369. (Georgie sighs)
  3370.  
  3371. 783
  3372. 00:47:21,105 --> 00:47:22,972
  3373. - I see you're
  3374. enjoying your dinner.
  3375.  
  3376. 784
  3377. 00:47:22,974 --> 00:47:25,441
  3378. So sorry to interrupt.
  3379.  
  3380. 785
  3381. 00:47:25,443 --> 00:47:28,144
  3382. - Mrs. Coalbottom.
  3383.  
  3384. 786
  3385. 00:47:28,146 --> 00:47:30,213
  3386. I didn't know that you
  3387. were coming into town.
  3388.  
  3389. 787
  3390. 00:47:30,215 --> 00:47:34,617
  3391. Can I offer you a glass
  3392. of wine or something?
  3393.  
  3394. 788
  3395. 00:47:34,619 --> 00:47:35,585
  3396. How's everything?
  3397.  
  3398. 789
  3399. 00:47:35,587 --> 00:47:37,119
  3400. - Let me get right to the point.
  3401.  
  3402. 790
  3403. 00:47:37,121 --> 00:47:39,288
  3404. We have a very large investment
  3405.  
  3406. 791
  3407. 00:47:39,290 --> 00:47:42,291
  3408. in your little
  3409. organization, Georgie.
  3410.  
  3411. 792
  3412. 00:47:42,293 --> 00:47:45,595
  3413. And I don't take our
  3414. investments lightly.
  3415.  
  3416. 793
  3417. 00:47:45,597 --> 00:47:47,463
  3418. - Oh, well, of
  3419. course, of course.
  3420.  
  3421. 794
  3422. 00:47:47,465 --> 00:47:49,465
  3423. You know, we're gonna handle
  3424. everything the way it should--
  3425.  
  3426. 795
  3427. 00:47:49,467 --> 00:47:51,334
  3428. - I've heard whispers of an elf
  3429.  
  3430. 796
  3431. 00:47:51,336 --> 00:47:53,603
  3432. that's managed to
  3433. escape the North Pole.
  3434.  
  3435. 797
  3436. 00:47:53,605 --> 00:47:55,037
  3437. - Oh, don't worry.
  3438.  
  3439. 798
  3440. 00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:57,306
  3441. She's no threat, all right?
  3442.  
  3443. 799
  3444. 00:47:57,308 --> 00:47:59,041
  3445. Get this.
  3446.  
  3447. 800
  3448. 00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:02,044
  3449. She's a wrapping paper designer.
  3450.  
  3451. 801
  3452. 00:48:02,046 --> 00:48:03,145
  3453. (laughs) Can you imagine?
  3454.  
  3455. 802
  3456. 00:48:03,147 --> 00:48:05,381
  3457. A wrapping paper designer.
  3458.  
  3459. 803
  3460. 00:48:07,518 --> 00:48:12,255
  3461. - I don't care if she shovels
  3462. dung from reindeers' stables.
  3463.  
  3464. 804
  3465. 00:48:13,892 --> 00:48:17,260
  3466. If she's alive, she's a threat.
  3467.  
  3468. 805
  3469. 00:48:20,298 --> 00:48:25,034
  3470. - Then, uh, she
  3471. won't be for long.
  3472.  
  3473. 806
  3474. 00:48:25,036 --> 00:48:29,005
  3475. - (laughs) Good boy, Georgie.
  3476.  
  3477. 807
  3478. 00:48:29,007 --> 00:48:32,909
  3479. The sooner Santa and his
  3480. elves are off the board,
  3481.  
  3482. 808
  3483. 00:48:32,911 --> 00:48:37,513
  3484. the sooner we can all relish
  3485. in the true joys of Christmas.
  3486.  
  3487. 809
  3488. 00:48:39,217 --> 00:48:42,451
  3489. (glasses clink)
  3490.  
  3491. 810
  3492. 00:48:42,453 --> 00:48:44,520
  3493. Which reminds me.
  3494.  
  3495. 811
  3496. 00:48:44,522 --> 00:48:47,390
  3497. I brought you a little toy.
  3498.  
  3499. 812
  3500. 00:48:47,392 --> 00:48:52,028
  3501. Something to ensure that we
  3502. all have a very silent night.
  3503.  
  3504. 813
  3505. 00:48:56,167 --> 00:48:58,935
  3506. (Georgie laughs)
  3507.  
  3508. 814
  3509. 00:49:01,005 --> 00:49:03,572
  3510. - Well now, how
  3511. can I pass that up?
  3512.  
  3513. 815
  3514. 00:49:04,976 --> 00:49:07,109
  3515. (laughs)
  3516.  
  3517. 816
  3518. 00:49:14,252 --> 00:49:16,585
  3519. (calm music)
  3520.  
  3521. 817
  3522. 00:49:19,991 --> 00:49:22,558
  3523. (phone dialing)
  3524.  
  3525. 818
  3526. 00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,026
  3527. Duey: Yes, keep
  3528. going, little further.
  3529.  
  3530. 819
  3531. 00:49:24,028 --> 00:49:25,695
  3532. All right, this is it.
  3533.  
  3534. 820
  3535. 00:49:25,697 --> 00:49:27,063
  3536. Elfette: Oh.
  3537.  
  3538. 821
  3539. 00:49:27,065 --> 00:49:28,731
  3540. - Yes, old mummy dearest.
  3541.  
  3542. 822
  3543. 00:49:31,703 --> 00:49:33,269
  3544. I can't thank you
  3545. enough, Elfette.
  3546.  
  3547. 823
  3548. 00:49:33,271 --> 00:49:35,037
  3549. - It was lovely
  3550. riding with you, Duey.
  3551.  
  3552. 824
  3553. 00:49:35,039 --> 00:49:36,322
  3554. - Indeed.
  3555.  
  3556. 825
  3557. 00:49:36,323 --> 00:49:37,606
  3558. Are you sure you
  3559. wouldn't like to come in?
  3560.  
  3561. 826
  3562. 00:49:37,608 --> 00:49:39,408
  3563. Mother could make
  3564. you a tea or a bed.
  3565.  
  3566. 827
  3567. 00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:41,243
  3568. It is getting late.
  3569.  
  3570. 828
  3571. 00:49:41,245 --> 00:49:42,611
  3572. - I would love to.
  3573.  
  3574. 829
  3575. 00:49:43,715 --> 00:49:47,116
  3576. But everybody's counting on me.
  3577.  
  3578. 830
  3579. 00:49:47,118 --> 00:49:48,584
  3580. - I understand.
  3581. (phone ringing)
  3582.  
  3583. 831
  3584. 00:49:48,586 --> 00:49:49,485
  3585. Oh.
  3586. - Oh.
  3587.  
  3588. 832
  3589. 00:49:51,122 --> 00:49:52,021
  3590. I should.
  3591.  
  3592. 833
  3593. 00:49:52,690 --> 00:49:53,656
  3594. - Farewell.
  3595.  
  3596. 834
  3597. 00:49:53,658 --> 00:49:54,557
  3598. - Night.
  3599.  
  3600. 835
  3601. 00:49:58,763 --> 00:50:01,030
  3602. - Gonna get my sign here.
  3603.  
  3604. 836
  3605. 00:50:01,032 --> 00:50:02,164
  3606. New York, eh?
  3607.  
  3608. 837
  3609. 00:50:06,204 --> 00:50:07,269
  3610. - Hello?
  3611.  
  3612. 838
  3613. 00:50:07,271 --> 00:50:08,738
  3614. - Oh, Elfette!
  3615.  
  3616. 839
  3617. 00:50:08,740 --> 00:50:11,307
  3618. Thank the Christmas
  3619. spirit you answered.
  3620.  
  3621. 840
  3622. 00:50:11,309 --> 00:50:12,475
  3623. - Santa!
  3624.  
  3625. 841
  3626. 00:50:12,477 --> 00:50:13,743
  3627. Are you okay?
  3628.  
  3629. 842
  3630. 00:50:13,745 --> 00:50:15,544
  3631. - Listen to me, Elfette,
  3632. there's no time.
  3633.  
  3634. 843
  3635. 00:50:15,546 --> 00:50:19,148
  3636. Was Sparkle able to lead
  3637. you to the Twinkameter?
  3638.  
  3639. 844
  3640. 00:50:19,150 --> 00:50:21,217
  3641. - Well, she knows
  3642. that I have it now.
  3643.  
  3644. 845
  3645. 00:50:21,219 --> 00:50:22,451
  3646. - Good, good.
  3647.  
  3648. 846
  3649. 00:50:22,453 --> 00:50:24,253
  3650. Now you must place
  3651. it atop the tree
  3652.  
  3653. 847
  3654. 00:50:24,255 --> 00:50:26,122
  3655. where elf magic lives free
  3656.  
  3657. 848
  3658. 00:50:26,124 --> 00:50:28,157
  3659. by midnight on Christmas Eve,
  3660.  
  3661. 849
  3662. 00:50:28,159 --> 00:50:31,127
  3663. or all that twinkles
  3664. will cease to be.
  3665.  
  3666. 850
  3667. 00:50:31,129 --> 00:50:33,062
  3668. - By midnight on Christmas Eve.
  3669.  
  3670. 851
  3671. 00:50:33,064 --> 00:50:34,730
  3672. I think I understand.
  3673.  
  3674. 852
  3675. 00:50:34,732 --> 00:50:35,664
  3676. I'll do it.
  3677.  
  3678. 853
  3679. 00:50:36,801 --> 00:50:38,768
  3680. But wait, Santa?
  3681.  
  3682. 854
  3683. 00:50:40,338 --> 00:50:42,338
  3684. I left the North
  3685. Pole this Christmas
  3686.  
  3687. 855
  3688. 00:50:42,340 --> 00:50:45,674
  3689. because I didn't
  3690. think I mattered.
  3691.  
  3692. 856
  3693. 00:50:45,676 --> 00:50:49,512
  3694. I was second guessing
  3695. even being an elf anymore.
  3696.  
  3697. 857
  3698. 00:50:49,514 --> 00:50:51,447
  3699. - Oh, Elfette.
  3700.  
  3701. 858
  3702. 00:50:51,449 --> 00:50:54,650
  3703. Whether big or small
  3704. or elfy or not at all,
  3705.  
  3706. 859
  3707. 00:50:54,652 --> 00:50:56,152
  3708. there's a twinkle inside you
  3709.  
  3710. 860
  3711. 00:50:56,154 --> 00:50:59,321
  3712. upon which you can always call.
  3713.  
  3714. 861
  3715. 00:50:59,323 --> 00:51:01,791
  3716. - The sacred twinkle?
  3717.  
  3718. 862
  3719. 00:51:01,793 --> 00:51:03,426
  3720. - It's in all of us.
  3721.  
  3722. 863
  3723. 00:51:03,428 --> 00:51:05,161
  3724. I believe in you, Elfette.
  3725.  
  3726. 864
  3727. 00:51:05,163 --> 00:51:05,795
  3728. Elfette!
  3729.  
  3730. 865
  3731. 00:51:05,797 --> 00:51:06,729
  3732. (Georgie laughs)
  3733.  
  3734. 866
  3735. 00:51:06,731 --> 00:51:07,763
  3736. - Santa?
  3737.  
  3738. 867
  3739. 00:51:07,765 --> 00:51:09,165
  3740. Hello?
  3741.  
  3742. 868
  3743. 00:51:09,167 --> 00:51:10,499
  3744. - I know who you are, elf,
  3745.  
  3746. 869
  3747. 00:51:10,501 --> 00:51:12,201
  3748. and your gig is up.
  3749.  
  3750. 870
  3751. 00:51:12,203 --> 00:51:16,639
  3752. Your undercover operation
  3753. to save Christmas is kaput.
  3754.  
  3755. 871
  3756. 00:51:17,341 --> 00:51:18,607
  3757. - Undercover?
  3758.  
  3759. 872
  3760. 00:51:18,609 --> 00:51:20,776
  3761. - I don't care how much
  3762. twinkle you have left
  3763.  
  3764. 873
  3765. 00:51:20,778 --> 00:51:23,546
  3766. up in your stockings.
  3767.  
  3768. 874
  3769. 00:51:23,548 --> 00:51:28,417
  3770. Your plans to save
  3771. Christmas (laughs) are over.
  3772.  
  3773. 875
  3774. 00:51:32,356 --> 00:51:36,392
  3775. (laughs)
  3776.  
  3777. 876
  3778. 00:51:39,664 --> 00:51:41,197
  3779. - Don't worry, Santa.
  3780.  
  3781. 877
  3782. 00:51:41,199 --> 00:51:42,765
  3783. I won't let you down.
  3784.  
  3785. 878
  3786. 00:51:46,838 --> 00:51:49,105
  3787. (knocking)
  3788.  
  3789. 879
  3790. 00:51:54,545 --> 00:51:55,711
  3791. Hi.
  3792.  
  3793. 880
  3794. 00:51:55,713 --> 00:51:56,579
  3795. - Oh.
  3796.  
  3797. 881
  3798. 00:51:57,682 --> 00:51:58,514
  3799. My.
  3800.  
  3801. 882
  3802. 00:52:00,384 --> 00:52:01,283
  3803. Oh, Duey?
  3804.  
  3805. 883
  3806. 00:52:02,587 --> 00:52:05,554
  3807. I believe your little
  3808. elf friend is here.
  3809.  
  3810. 884
  3811. 00:52:09,727 --> 00:52:10,826
  3812. - Elfette!
  3813.  
  3814. 885
  3815. 00:52:10,828 --> 00:52:12,695
  3816. (laughs) Oh.
  3817.  
  3818. 886
  3819. 00:52:12,697 --> 00:52:15,264
  3820. - I think I might take you
  3821. up on that room if it--
  3822.  
  3823. 887
  3824. 00:52:15,266 --> 00:52:17,633
  3825. - Splendid, yes, I'll have
  3826. Mother prepare it immediately.
  3827.  
  3828. 888
  3829. 00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:18,534
  3830. Mother!
  3831.  
  3832. 889
  3833. 00:52:19,904 --> 00:52:22,605
  3834. - I'm right here, dear.
  3835.  
  3836. 890
  3837. 00:52:22,607 --> 00:52:23,739
  3838. - Oh.
  3839.  
  3840. 891
  3841. 00:52:23,741 --> 00:52:25,474
  3842. How'd you get there?
  3843.  
  3844. 892
  3845. 00:52:26,544 --> 00:52:27,877
  3846. Well, come on in.
  3847.  
  3848. 893
  3849. 00:52:27,879 --> 00:52:29,478
  3850. - Come, darling.
  3851.  
  3852. 894
  3853. 00:52:33,217 --> 00:52:35,651
  3854. (calm music)
  3855.  
  3856. 895
  3857. 00:52:38,523 --> 00:52:40,189
  3858. - Good news, Elfette.
  3859.  
  3860. 896
  3861. 00:52:40,191 --> 00:52:43,159
  3862. Your room is nearly ready!
  3863.  
  3864. 897
  3865. 00:52:43,161 --> 00:52:47,897
  3866. And you have the comfiest,
  3867. fluffiest pillows in the house.
  3868.  
  3869. 898
  3870. 00:52:47,899 --> 00:52:49,899
  3871. Elfette, is
  3872. everything all right?
  3873.  
  3874. 899
  3875. 00:52:49,901 --> 00:52:51,300
  3876. - Yes.
  3877.  
  3878. 900
  3879. 00:52:51,302 --> 00:52:51,934
  3880. Of course, thank you.
  3881.  
  3882. 901
  3883. 00:52:51,936 --> 00:52:53,169
  3884. - Splendid.
  3885.  
  3886. 902
  3887. 00:52:53,171 --> 00:52:54,770
  3888. Well, I'll be off then.
  3889.  
  3890. 903
  3891. 00:52:59,243 --> 00:52:59,909
  3892. - Duey?
  3893.  
  3894. 904
  3895. 00:53:01,279 --> 00:53:03,445
  3896. Can I ask you something?
  3897.  
  3898. 905
  3899. 00:53:03,447 --> 00:53:04,947
  3900. - Sure, yes.
  3901.  
  3902. 906
  3903. 00:53:04,949 --> 00:53:06,916
  3904. Just don't ask me to recite
  3905. the 12 days of Christmas.
  3906.  
  3907. 907
  3908. 00:53:06,918 --> 00:53:08,551
  3909. (laughs)
  3910.  
  3911. 908
  3912. 00:53:08,553 --> 00:53:09,785
  3913. I can never remember
  3914. what happens
  3915.  
  3916. 909
  3917. 00:53:09,787 --> 00:53:11,320
  3918. after the turtle doves
  3919. and the geese are laying
  3920.  
  3921. 910
  3922. 00:53:11,322 --> 00:53:14,757
  3923. and then who's paying, you know?
  3924.  
  3925. 911
  3926. 00:53:14,759 --> 00:53:18,294
  3927. - So I just got off
  3928. the phone with Santa.
  3929.  
  3930. 912
  3931. 00:53:18,296 --> 00:53:20,930
  3932. - Wait, the Santa?
  3933.  
  3934. 913
  3935. 00:53:20,932 --> 00:53:21,797
  3936. You know him?
  3937.  
  3938. 914
  3939. 00:53:21,799 --> 00:53:23,666
  3940. - He's my boss.
  3941.  
  3942. 915
  3943. 00:53:23,668 --> 00:53:25,267
  3944. Santa got kidnapped by the mafia
  3945.  
  3946. 916
  3947. 00:53:25,269 --> 00:53:26,302
  3948. (Duey gasps)
  3949.  
  3950. 917
  3951. 00:53:26,304 --> 00:53:27,836
  3952. and I have to save him.
  3953.  
  3954. 918
  3955. 00:53:27,838 --> 00:53:31,273
  3956. I'm supposed to place the
  3957. Twinkameter atop a tree
  3958.  
  3959. 919
  3960. 00:53:31,275 --> 00:53:34,376
  3961. where he says all
  3962. elf magic lives free.
  3963.  
  3964. 920
  3965. 00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:40,983
  3966. - The Twinkameter.
  3967.  
  3968. 921
  3969. 00:53:42,453 --> 00:53:46,322
  3970. This does look awfully
  3971. familiar, Elfette.
  3972.  
  3973. 922
  3974. 00:53:46,324 --> 00:53:47,223
  3975. Yes.
  3976.  
  3977. 923
  3978. 00:53:49,460 --> 00:53:52,828
  3979. Perhaps he's talking about
  3980. the Pebblefellow Tree.
  3981.  
  3982. 924
  3983. 00:53:52,830 --> 00:53:54,496
  3984. - You've been there before?
  3985.  
  3986. 925
  3987. 00:53:54,498 --> 00:53:56,232
  3988. - Yes, I used to bird
  3989. watch down on 57th Street
  3990.  
  3991. 926
  3992. 00:53:56,234 --> 00:53:57,499
  3993. and I would get corn dogs--
  3994.  
  3995. 927
  3996. 00:53:57,501 --> 00:53:59,935
  3997. - Stop it, Duey, with
  3998. the exaggerations.
  3999.  
  4000. 928
  4001. 00:53:59,937 --> 00:54:01,804
  4002. Help a little elf out.
  4003.  
  4004. 929
  4005. 00:54:01,806 --> 00:54:03,772
  4006. - Yes, yes, Mother.
  4007.  
  4008. 930
  4009. 00:54:03,774 --> 00:54:05,341
  4010. - Your room is ready.
  4011.  
  4012. 931
  4013. 00:54:05,343 --> 00:54:05,975
  4014. - Thank you.
  4015.  
  4016. 932
  4017. 00:54:05,977 --> 00:54:07,509
  4018. - Dear Elfette.
  4019.  
  4020. 933
  4021. 00:54:11,682 --> 00:54:13,482
  4022. - Now you can't miss it.
  4023.  
  4024. 934
  4025. 00:54:13,484 --> 00:54:15,851
  4026. It's right near Central
  4027. Park and the Big Apple.
  4028.  
  4029. 935
  4030. 00:54:15,853 --> 00:54:20,522
  4031. - (gasps) Well, I do
  4032. prefer sugar plums
  4033.  
  4034. 936
  4035. 00:54:20,524 --> 00:54:22,558
  4036. but I can start at the apple.
  4037.  
  4038. 937
  4039. 00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:23,525
  4040. - Elfette.
  4041.  
  4042. 938
  4043. 00:54:23,527 --> 00:54:24,994
  4044. Go straight into Manhattan.
  4045.  
  4046. 939
  4047. 00:54:24,996 --> 00:54:26,862
  4048. Take the PATH train, don't
  4049. talk to any strangers.
  4050.  
  4051. 940
  4052. 00:54:26,864 --> 00:54:28,364
  4053. Look for Jimmy, he's
  4054. got the hot dog stand.
  4055.  
  4056. 941
  4057. 00:54:28,366 --> 00:54:30,866
  4058. Say "I need the big dog, Jimmy."
  4059.  
  4060. 942
  4061. 00:54:30,868 --> 00:54:31,767
  4062. It's not on the menu.
  4063.  
  4064. 943
  4065. 00:54:31,769 --> 00:54:32,868
  4066. Got it?
  4067.  
  4068. 944
  4069. 00:54:32,870 --> 00:54:33,769
  4070. Okay.
  4071.  
  4072. 945
  4073. 00:54:35,039 --> 00:54:39,541
  4074. (sighs) Well, good
  4075. night, my new friend.
  4076.  
  4077. 946
  4078. 00:54:39,543 --> 00:54:40,743
  4079. - Good night.
  4080.  
  4081. 947
  4082. 00:54:42,546 --> 00:54:43,846
  4083. - Duey.
  4084.  
  4085. 948
  4086. 00:54:43,848 --> 00:54:45,914
  4087. Don't forget your retainer.
  4088.  
  4089. 949
  4090. 00:54:47,718 --> 00:54:48,617
  4091. Put it in.
  4092.  
  4093. 950
  4094. 00:54:55,393 --> 00:54:58,060
  4095. (retainer clicking)
  4096.  
  4097. 951
  4098. 00:55:05,069 --> 00:55:06,635
  4099. That's a good boy.
  4100.  
  4101. 952
  4102. 00:55:09,040 --> 00:55:11,307
  4103. (sighs)
  4104.  
  4105. 953
  4106. 00:55:35,366 --> 00:55:37,966
  4107. (Elfette laughs)
  4108.  
  4109. 954
  4110. 00:55:55,886 --> 00:55:58,821
  4111. (present rustling)
  4112.  
  4113. 955
  4114. 00:56:01,592 --> 00:56:02,358
  4115. - Duey.
  4116.  
  4117. 956
  4118. 00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:03,125
  4119. How do you know Bartholomule?
  4120.  
  4121. 957
  4122. 00:56:03,127 --> 00:56:05,127
  4123. - Bartholomule?
  4124.  
  4125. 958
  4126. 00:56:05,129 --> 00:56:06,028
  4127. Oh, yes, yes.
  4128.  
  4129. 959
  4130. 00:56:07,531 --> 00:56:10,065
  4131. I do believe he was
  4132. my mother's first son.
  4133.  
  4134. 960
  4135. 00:56:10,067 --> 00:56:11,100
  4136. Uh huh.
  4137.  
  4138. 961
  4139. 00:56:11,102 --> 00:56:12,568
  4140. - Your brother?
  4141.  
  4142. 962
  4143. 00:56:12,570 --> 00:56:14,002
  4144. - Yeah.
  4145.  
  4146. 963
  4147. 00:56:14,004 --> 00:56:15,671
  4148. A fine pair of mutton
  4149. chops on that fellow too.
  4150.  
  4151. 964
  4152. 00:56:15,673 --> 00:56:17,973
  4153. - I'm supposed to remind you.
  4154.  
  4155. 965
  4156. 00:56:19,110 --> 00:56:20,008
  4157. Tea time!
  4158.  
  4159. 966
  4160. 00:56:21,112 --> 00:56:22,678
  4161. - (gasps) Yes.
  4162.  
  4163. 967
  4164. 00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:25,197
  4165. My brother, that
  4166. makes a lot of sense.
  4167.  
  4168. 968
  4169. 00:56:25,198 --> 00:56:27,715
  4170. That's why the Twinkameter
  4171. looked so familiar.
  4172.  
  4173. 969
  4174. 00:56:30,121 --> 00:56:32,054
  4175. - (laughs) He was a lot of help.
  4176.  
  4177. 970
  4178. 00:56:32,056 --> 00:56:33,655
  4179. Both you guys.
  4180.  
  4181. 971
  4182. 00:56:33,657 --> 00:56:37,393
  4183. You're like...family.
  4184.  
  4185. 972
  4186. 00:56:38,763 --> 00:56:39,795
  4187. - Oh, Elfette.
  4188.  
  4189. 973
  4190. 00:56:41,031 --> 00:56:43,899
  4191. This may be the
  4192. best Christmas ever.
  4193.  
  4194. 974
  4195. 00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:48,837
  4196. (grunts)
  4197.  
  4198. 975
  4199. 00:56:48,839 --> 00:56:49,738
  4200. - Good night!
  4201.  
  4202. 976
  4203. 00:57:10,161 --> 00:57:12,861
  4204. (upbeat music)
  4205.  
  4206. 977
  4207. 00:57:27,011 --> 00:57:27,910
  4208. Duey?
  4209.  
  4210. 978
  4211. 00:57:33,184 --> 00:57:34,716
  4212. Duey: Dearest Elfette.
  4213.  
  4214. 979
  4215. 00:57:34,718 --> 00:57:36,218
  4216. Twas a pleasure to meet you.
  4217.  
  4218. 980
  4219. 00:57:36,220 --> 00:57:37,920
  4220. I've never met an elf
  4221.  
  4222. 981
  4223. 00:57:37,922 --> 00:57:40,923
  4224. but, well, you're
  4225. pretty good drivers.
  4226.  
  4227. 982
  4228. 00:57:40,925 --> 00:57:43,058
  4229. I wish I had something to
  4230. repay you for the ride.
  4231.  
  4232. 983
  4233. 00:57:43,060 --> 00:57:45,694
  4234. So I've left you this
  4235. little trinket of mine.
  4236.  
  4237. 984
  4238. 00:57:45,696 --> 00:57:47,896
  4239. It served me well
  4240. through all of my travels
  4241.  
  4242. 985
  4243. 00:57:47,898 --> 00:57:50,232
  4244. and, well, maybe it could
  4245. help you on your mission.
  4246.  
  4247. 986
  4248. 00:57:50,234 --> 00:57:51,867
  4249. Bring Santa home safely.
  4250.  
  4251. 987
  4252. 00:57:51,869 --> 00:57:53,969
  4253. Your friend, Duey.
  4254.  
  4255. 988
  4256. 00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:57,706
  4257. PS, I'm not sure what was
  4258. in that mistlefinger tea
  4259.  
  4260. 989
  4261. 00:57:57,708 --> 00:57:59,575
  4262. but I think I liked it.
  4263.  
  4264. 990
  4265. 00:57:59,577 --> 00:58:02,077
  4266. (upbeat music)
  4267.  
  4268. 991
  4269. 00:59:24,962 --> 00:59:26,929
  4270. - My first holiday mixer.
  4271.  
  4272. 992
  4273. 00:59:26,931 --> 00:59:27,996
  4274. In New York!
  4275.  
  4276. 993
  4277. 00:59:30,768 --> 00:59:33,035
  4278. (calm music)
  4279.  
  4280. 994
  4281. 00:59:37,308 --> 00:59:40,142
  4282. (gasps) Cookies!
  4283.  
  4284. 995
  4285. 00:59:42,813 --> 00:59:44,980
  4286. Oh, I like this place already.
  4287.  
  4288. 996
  4289. 00:59:48,852 --> 00:59:51,219
  4290. I wonder where
  4291. everybody else is.
  4292.  
  4293. 997
  4294. 00:59:57,795 --> 01:00:00,028
  4295. (humming)
  4296.  
  4297. 998
  4298. 01:00:01,031 --> 01:00:03,231
  4299. - Boss, the elf lady's here!
  4300.  
  4301. 999
  4302. 01:00:04,635 --> 01:00:05,801
  4303. - Your boss is here?
  4304.  
  4305. 1000
  4306. 01:00:05,803 --> 01:00:06,635
  4307. - Uh huh.
  4308.  
  4309. 1001
  4310. 01:00:06,637 --> 01:00:07,869
  4311. - That's nice.
  4312.  
  4313. 1002
  4314. 01:00:09,373 --> 01:00:10,339
  4315. More cookies!
  4316.  
  4317. 1003
  4318. 01:00:11,709 --> 01:00:12,608
  4319. - Hello.
  4320.  
  4321. 1004
  4322. 01:00:13,310 --> 01:00:14,843
  4323. Welcome.
  4324.  
  4325. 1005
  4326. 01:00:14,845 --> 01:00:17,312
  4327. I'm glad my
  4328. invitation found you.
  4329.  
  4330. 1006
  4331. 01:00:17,314 --> 01:00:18,914
  4332. - Me too.
  4333.  
  4334. 1007
  4335. 01:00:18,916 --> 01:00:21,950
  4336. When do your other
  4337. VIP guests arrive?
  4338.  
  4339. 1008
  4340. 01:00:21,952 --> 01:00:24,152
  4341. - Well, I was hoping for
  4342. more of an intimate meeting.
  4343.  
  4344. 1009
  4345. 01:00:24,154 --> 01:00:27,089
  4346. You know, get right
  4347. down to business.
  4348.  
  4349. 1010
  4350. 01:00:28,892 --> 01:00:29,791
  4351. - Wait.
  4352.  
  4353. 1011
  4354. 01:00:30,761 --> 01:00:32,260
  4355. I know who you are.
  4356.  
  4357. 1012
  4358. 01:00:33,397 --> 01:00:34,863
  4359. You kidnapped Santa.
  4360.  
  4361. 1013
  4362. 01:00:34,865 --> 01:00:37,733
  4363. - No, wait, now this is a truce.
  4364.  
  4365. 1014
  4366. 01:00:37,735 --> 01:00:39,735
  4367. Not here to hurt you.
  4368.  
  4369. 1015
  4370. 01:00:39,737 --> 01:00:42,938
  4371. But I am here to offer
  4372. you an opportunity.
  4373.  
  4374. 1016
  4375. 01:00:42,940 --> 01:00:46,908
  4376. Now you've been a wrapping
  4377. paper elf for what?
  4378.  
  4379. 1017
  4380. 01:00:46,910 --> 01:00:47,809
  4381. 12 years?
  4382.  
  4383. 1018
  4384. 01:00:49,213 --> 01:00:50,746
  4385. - Yes.
  4386.  
  4387. 1019
  4388. 01:00:50,748 --> 01:00:52,914
  4389. - You're not advancing, are you?
  4390.  
  4391. 1020
  4392. 01:00:52,916 --> 01:00:54,249
  4393. You're not getting the respect
  4394.  
  4395. 1021
  4396. 01:00:54,251 --> 01:00:56,952
  4397. or recognition that you deserve.
  4398.  
  4399. 1022
  4400. 01:00:58,088 --> 01:01:01,757
  4401. Our company needs
  4402. someone like you.
  4403.  
  4404. 1023
  4405. 01:01:01,759 --> 01:01:03,291
  4406. With your skill set.
  4407.  
  4408. 1024
  4409. 01:01:05,763 --> 01:01:07,229
  4410. - I'm not interested.
  4411.  
  4412. 1025
  4413. 01:01:07,231 --> 01:01:08,430
  4414. - That's fine,
  4415. we're just talking.
  4416.  
  4417. 1026
  4418. 01:01:08,432 --> 01:01:09,398
  4419. Have a seat.
  4420.  
  4421. 1027
  4422. 01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:11,867
  4423. Please, I insist.
  4424.  
  4425. 1028
  4426. 01:01:13,037 --> 01:01:14,936
  4427. Come on, it's fine.
  4428.  
  4429. 1029
  4430. 01:01:14,938 --> 01:01:15,837
  4431. - Okay.
  4432.  
  4433. 1030
  4434. 01:01:18,809 --> 01:01:20,776
  4435. - Now imagine this.
  4436.  
  4437. 1031
  4438. 01:01:20,778 --> 01:01:25,347
  4439. Head designer for the world's
  4440. biggest toy corporation.
  4441.  
  4442. 1032
  4443. 01:01:26,850 --> 01:01:30,986
  4444. With you as the face
  4445. of all toy design.
  4446.  
  4447. 1033
  4448. 01:01:30,988 --> 01:01:32,320
  4449. Worldwide.
  4450.  
  4451. 1034
  4452. 01:01:34,158 --> 01:01:37,392
  4453. You'd get that respect and the
  4454. recognition that you deserve.
  4455.  
  4456. 1035
  4457. 01:01:37,394 --> 01:01:38,293
  4458. (Smack)
  4459.  
  4460. 1036
  4461. 01:01:39,697 --> 01:01:40,929
  4462. Think about it.
  4463.  
  4464. 1037
  4465. 01:01:40,931 --> 01:01:43,932
  4466. Does Santa even appreciate you?
  4467.  
  4468. 1038
  4469. 01:01:43,934 --> 01:01:45,167
  4470. Huh?
  4471.  
  4472. 1039
  4473. 01:01:45,169 --> 01:01:47,302
  4474. Come work with us.
  4475.  
  4476. 1040
  4477. 01:01:47,304 --> 01:01:49,171
  4478. Be happy for a change.
  4479.  
  4480. 1041
  4481. 01:01:52,876 --> 01:01:55,711
  4482. - Chief designer
  4483. of the whole world?
  4484.  
  4485. 1042
  4486. 01:01:56,447 --> 01:01:58,046
  4487. - Yeah, sure.
  4488.  
  4489. 1043
  4490. 01:01:58,048 --> 01:02:00,449
  4491. If that's the title
  4492. you want, yeah.
  4493.  
  4494. 1044
  4495. 01:02:00,451 --> 01:02:02,851
  4496. But there's something
  4497. you should know,
  4498.  
  4499. 1045
  4500. 01:02:02,853 --> 01:02:05,854
  4501. I really didn't want to
  4502. be the one to tell you.
  4503.  
  4504. 1046
  4505. 01:02:05,856 --> 01:02:08,323
  4506. It's about your
  4507. friend, Stardust.
  4508.  
  4509. 1047
  4510. 01:02:08,325 --> 01:02:09,991
  4511. - Sparkle.
  4512.  
  4513. 1048
  4514. 01:02:09,993 --> 01:02:13,161
  4515. - Yes, Sprinkles,
  4516. that's what I said.
  4517.  
  4518. 1049
  4519. 01:02:13,163 --> 01:02:16,031
  4520. She's not who you think she is.
  4521.  
  4522. 1050
  4523. 01:02:16,033 --> 01:02:17,833
  4524. - What do you mean?
  4525.  
  4526. 1051
  4527. 01:02:17,835 --> 01:02:19,034
  4528. - Isn't it a little weird
  4529.  
  4530. 1052
  4531. 01:02:19,036 --> 01:02:21,470
  4532. that she's the only
  4533. elf in Florida?
  4534.  
  4535. 1053
  4536. 01:02:21,472 --> 01:02:24,372
  4537. (tongue clicking)
  4538.  
  4539. 1054
  4540. 01:02:25,976 --> 01:02:28,176
  4541. I wish I knew secret agents.
  4542.  
  4543. 1055
  4544. 01:02:31,849 --> 01:02:33,181
  4545. - You're lying!
  4546.  
  4547. 1056
  4548. 01:02:34,017 --> 01:02:34,850
  4549. - I wish I was.
  4550.  
  4551. 1057
  4552. 01:02:34,852 --> 01:02:36,184
  4553. - You're lying.
  4554.  
  4555. 1058
  4556. 01:02:39,289 --> 01:02:43,525
  4557. - You can take the job
  4558. and do something great.
  4559.  
  4560. 1059
  4561. 01:02:43,527 --> 01:02:45,861
  4562. Or you can leave...
  4563.  
  4564. 1060
  4565. 01:02:47,464 --> 01:02:49,965
  4566. And you lose everything.
  4567.  
  4568. 1061
  4569. 01:02:57,908 --> 01:02:59,908
  4570. (snaps)
  4571.  
  4572. 1062
  4573. 01:03:03,213 --> 01:03:06,381
  4574. Negotiations don't go
  4575. as planned, ice her.
  4576.  
  4577. 1063
  4578. 01:03:07,885 --> 01:03:11,019
  4579. - But I told you about
  4580. my fine elf recipe.
  4581.  
  4582. 1064
  4583. 01:03:11,021 --> 01:03:12,888
  4584. So delicious, so nutritious.
  4585.  
  4586. 1065
  4587. 01:03:12,890 --> 01:03:14,489
  4588. - Just do it!
  4589.  
  4590. 1066
  4591. 01:03:14,491 --> 01:03:16,124
  4592. - So scrumptious.
  4593.  
  4594. 1067
  4595. 01:03:17,528 --> 01:03:19,895
  4596. (groans)
  4597.  
  4598. 1068
  4599. 01:03:22,232 --> 01:03:24,366
  4600. - I'm surrounded by morons.
  4601.  
  4602. 1069
  4603. 01:03:27,371 --> 01:03:28,270
  4604. Hey.
  4605.  
  4606. 1070
  4607. 01:03:29,940 --> 01:03:32,240
  4608. That's a good cookie.
  4609.  
  4610. 1071
  4611. 01:03:32,242 --> 01:03:35,110
  4612. (Elfette crying)
  4613.  
  4614. 1072
  4615. 01:03:40,083 --> 01:03:42,918
  4616. - Sparkle wouldn't lie to me.
  4617.  
  4618. 1073
  4619. 01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:44,286
  4620. It's not possible.
  4621.  
  4622. 1074
  4623. 01:03:48,392 --> 01:03:49,291
  4624. Come on.
  4625.  
  4626. 1075
  4627. 01:03:51,461 --> 01:03:53,595
  4628. (gasps) Sebastian!
  4629.  
  4630. 1076
  4631. 01:03:53,597 --> 01:03:55,564
  4632. Are you here to
  4633. save Christmas too?
  4634.  
  4635. 1077
  4636. 01:03:55,566 --> 01:03:58,466
  4637. - Elfette, Christmas is in
  4638. the hands of the mafia now.
  4639.  
  4640. 1078
  4641. 01:03:58,468 --> 01:04:00,268
  4642. The North Pole has
  4643. been destroyed.
  4644.  
  4645. 1079
  4646. 01:04:00,270 --> 01:04:02,103
  4647. I barely escaped.
  4648.  
  4649. 1080
  4650. 01:04:02,105 --> 01:04:03,839
  4651. - But you're chief of security.
  4652.  
  4653. 1081
  4654. 01:04:03,841 --> 01:04:05,407
  4655. You're the most
  4656. qualified elf to help me.
  4657.  
  4658. 1082
  4659. 01:04:05,409 --> 01:04:06,975
  4660. We can save Christmas together.
  4661.  
  4662. 1083
  4663. 01:04:06,977 --> 01:04:09,311
  4664. - You don't know what I've seen.
  4665.  
  4666. 1084
  4667. 01:04:09,313 --> 01:04:12,113
  4668. I gotta get out of here
  4669. before someone sees us.
  4670.  
  4671. 1085
  4672. 01:04:13,984 --> 01:04:15,117
  4673. Good luck.
  4674.  
  4675. 1086
  4676. 01:04:15,118 --> 01:04:16,251
  4677. You're braver than me, Elfette.
  4678.  
  4679. 1087
  4680. 01:04:16,253 --> 01:04:19,020
  4681. (dramatic music)
  4682.  
  4683. 1088
  4684. 01:04:47,150 --> 01:04:48,083
  4685. - Wow.
  4686.  
  4687. 1089
  4688. 01:04:48,085 --> 01:04:49,351
  4689. It's huge!
  4690.  
  4691. 1090
  4692. 01:04:49,353 --> 01:04:50,552
  4693. This must be it.
  4694.  
  4695. 1091
  4696. 01:04:58,495 --> 01:04:59,494
  4697. (grunts)
  4698.  
  4699. 1092
  4700. 01:04:59,496 --> 01:05:00,395
  4701. Come on!
  4702.  
  4703. 1093
  4704. 01:05:01,465 --> 01:05:03,164
  4705. Hello?
  4706.  
  4707. 1094
  4708. 01:05:03,166 --> 01:05:04,666
  4709. Stupid thing.
  4710.  
  4711. 1095
  4712. 01:05:04,668 --> 01:05:05,567
  4713. Activate.
  4714.  
  4715. 1096
  4716. 01:05:06,637 --> 01:05:08,370
  4717. Go, go, Twinkameter.
  4718.  
  4719. 1097
  4720. 01:05:10,507 --> 01:05:11,406
  4721. Magic.
  4722.  
  4723. 1098
  4724. 01:05:13,210 --> 01:05:14,109
  4725. Nothing.
  4726.  
  4727. 1099
  4728. 01:05:15,145 --> 01:05:16,511
  4729. Man!
  4730.  
  4731. 1100
  4732. 01:05:16,513 --> 01:05:18,580
  4733. (sighs)
  4734.  
  4735. 1101
  4736. 01:05:23,620 --> 01:05:25,487
  4737. Why isn't it working?
  4738.  
  4739. 1102
  4740. 01:05:25,489 --> 01:05:28,323
  4741. - Hey, you can't be here.
  4742.  
  4743. 1103
  4744. 01:05:28,325 --> 01:05:31,359
  4745. Can't you read the sign?
  4746.  
  4747. 1104
  4748. 01:05:31,361 --> 01:05:32,060
  4749. So go.
  4750.  
  4751. 1105
  4752. 01:05:32,062 --> 01:05:34,262
  4753. (shouting)
  4754.  
  4755. 1106
  4756. 01:05:39,002 --> 01:05:43,672
  4757. (thunder crashing)
  4758. (gentle music)
  4759.  
  4760. 1107
  4761. 01:05:59,256 --> 01:06:02,090
  4762. (dramatic music)
  4763.  
  4764. 1108
  4765. 01:06:24,147 --> 01:06:26,381
  4766. - That was a pretty good
  4767. offer Georgie made you.
  4768.  
  4769. 1109
  4770. 01:06:26,383 --> 01:06:28,750
  4771. Better than what's
  4772. gonna happen now.
  4773.  
  4774. 1110
  4775. 01:06:28,752 --> 01:06:30,118
  4776. Little elf.
  4777.  
  4778. 1111
  4779. 01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:32,754
  4780. - Are you making more mojitos?
  4781.  
  4782. 1112
  4783. 01:06:32,756 --> 01:06:35,256
  4784. - Let me properly
  4785. introduce myself.
  4786.  
  4787. 1113
  4788. 01:06:35,258 --> 01:06:38,093
  4789. My name is Ernest
  4790. Killingsworth III,
  4791.  
  4792. 1114
  4793. 01:06:38,095 --> 01:06:40,195
  4794. award-winning bad guy.
  4795.  
  4796. 1115
  4797. 01:06:40,197 --> 01:06:43,264
  4798. And three time Croaky winner.
  4799.  
  4800. 1116
  4801. 01:06:43,266 --> 01:06:44,766
  4802. - Why are you following me?
  4803.  
  4804. 1117
  4805. 01:06:44,768 --> 01:06:47,435
  4806. - First of all, I would
  4807. like to thank Sebastian
  4808.  
  4809. 1118
  4810. 01:06:47,437 --> 01:06:49,437
  4811. for your assistance.
  4812.  
  4813. 1119
  4814. 01:06:49,439 --> 01:06:51,306
  4815. - Sebastian, how could you?
  4816.  
  4817. 1120
  4818. 01:06:51,308 --> 01:06:53,108
  4819. You're hired to protect us!
  4820.  
  4821. 1121
  4822. 01:06:53,110 --> 01:06:54,776
  4823. - It's over, Elfette!
  4824.  
  4825. 1122
  4826. 01:06:54,778 --> 01:06:58,146
  4827. The corporations
  4828. control Christmas now.
  4829.  
  4830. 1123
  4831. 01:06:58,148 --> 01:07:01,416
  4832. He gave me a good
  4833. job, great pay.
  4834.  
  4835. 1124
  4836. 01:07:01,418 --> 01:07:03,752
  4837. It's the way things are now.
  4838.  
  4839. 1125
  4840. 01:07:03,754 --> 01:07:05,787
  4841. The old elf ways are obsolete.
  4842.  
  4843. 1126
  4844. 01:07:05,789 --> 01:07:07,288
  4845. - Now with this blender,
  4846.  
  4847. 1127
  4848. 01:07:07,290 --> 01:07:10,625
  4849. my 21st Croaky
  4850. nomination is imminent.
  4851.  
  4852. 1128
  4853. 01:07:10,627 --> 01:07:13,395
  4854. - So you're like the
  4855. Meryl Streep of killing.
  4856.  
  4857. 1129
  4858. 01:07:13,397 --> 01:07:17,032
  4859. - If she doesn't
  4860. cooperate, get rid of her.
  4861.  
  4862. 1130
  4863. 01:07:25,108 --> 01:07:26,775
  4864. - Come on!
  4865.  
  4866. 1131
  4867. 01:07:26,777 --> 01:07:28,443
  4868. Do something!
  4869.  
  4870. 1132
  4871. 01:07:28,445 --> 01:07:30,178
  4872. - You think this
  4873. little twinkle stuff
  4874.  
  4875. 1133
  4876. 01:07:30,180 --> 01:07:32,814
  4877. is gonna save the elves?
  4878.  
  4879. 1134
  4880. 01:07:32,816 --> 01:07:34,582
  4881. (laughs) You're
  4882. all gonna die now.
  4883.  
  4884. 1135
  4885. 01:07:34,584 --> 01:07:36,184
  4886. - Die?
  4887.  
  4888. 1136
  4889. 01:07:36,186 --> 01:07:37,786
  4890. - Let's go, little elf.
  4891.  
  4892. 1137
  4893. 01:07:37,788 --> 01:07:40,622
  4894. (Elfette crying)
  4895.  
  4896. 1138
  4897. 01:07:45,762 --> 01:07:48,530
  4898. (dramatic music)
  4899.  
  4900. 1139
  4901. 01:07:49,833 --> 01:07:51,733
  4902. (Elfette gasps)
  4903.  
  4904. 1140
  4905. 01:07:51,735 --> 01:07:52,634
  4906. - Hello?
  4907.  
  4908. 1141
  4909. 01:07:53,670 --> 01:07:54,702
  4910. Where am I?
  4911.  
  4912. 1142
  4913. 01:08:05,715 --> 01:08:06,815
  4914. Santa?
  4915.  
  4916. 1143
  4917. 01:08:06,817 --> 01:08:08,249
  4918. Are you here too?
  4919.  
  4920. 1144
  4921. 01:08:24,167 --> 01:08:26,468
  4922. (clatters)
  4923.  
  4924. 1145
  4925. 01:08:42,719 --> 01:08:44,752
  4926. (gasps)
  4927.  
  4928. 1146
  4929. 01:08:49,559 --> 01:08:54,395
  4930. - (laughs) I see you
  4931. found my cookbook.
  4932.  
  4933. 1147
  4934. 01:08:56,666 --> 01:08:58,733
  4935. - What are you gonna do to me?
  4936.  
  4937. 1148
  4938. 01:08:58,735 --> 01:09:00,368
  4939. - You mean you,
  4940.  
  4941. 1149
  4942. 01:09:00,370 --> 01:09:03,571
  4943. two vine-ripened
  4944. tomatoes, a pack of gum,
  4945.  
  4946. 1150
  4947. 01:09:03,573 --> 01:09:07,609
  4948. a liter of orange soda,
  4949. my favorite blender?
  4950.  
  4951. 1151
  4952. 01:09:07,611 --> 01:09:12,180
  4953. (laughs) Oh, wouldn't
  4954. you like to know.
  4955.  
  4956. 1152
  4957. 01:09:12,182 --> 01:09:13,648
  4958. Oh, oh, oh.
  4959.  
  4960. 1153
  4961. 01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:18,253
  4962. And I guess you won't
  4963. be needing this anymore.
  4964.  
  4965. 1154
  4966. 01:09:18,255 --> 01:09:22,290
  4967. The elf magic in this
  4968. ancient junk is now defunct.
  4969.  
  4970. 1155
  4971. 01:09:25,662 --> 01:09:28,730
  4972. (laughs)
  4973.  
  4974. 1156
  4975. 01:09:28,732 --> 01:09:30,365
  4976. - No!
  4977.  
  4978. 1157
  4979. 01:09:30,367 --> 01:09:31,299
  4980. No!
  4981.  
  4982. 1158
  4983. 01:09:31,301 --> 01:09:33,835
  4984. (Ernest laughs)
  4985.  
  4986. 1159
  4987. 01:09:37,174 --> 01:09:39,641
  4988. (Elfette crying)
  4989.  
  4990. 1160
  4991. 01:09:44,614 --> 01:09:47,615
  4992. - And now, how
  4993. about we take a look
  4994.  
  4995. 1161
  4996. 01:09:47,617 --> 01:09:52,287
  4997. at those little elf feet
  4998. so he can gum them up?
  4999.  
  5000. 1162
  5001. 01:09:52,289 --> 01:09:53,188
  5002. - He?
  5003.  
  5004. 1163
  5005. 01:09:54,791 --> 01:09:59,594
  5006. - (laughs) First, he's
  5007. gonna gum up your toes
  5008.  
  5009. 1164
  5010. 01:10:00,764 --> 01:10:02,664
  5011. so you can't run away.
  5012.  
  5013. 1165
  5014. 01:10:04,768 --> 01:10:08,636
  5015. Then he's gonna add a
  5016. dollop of that orange soda
  5017.  
  5018. 1166
  5019. 01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:12,774
  5020. for fruity stamina.
  5021.  
  5022. 1167
  5023. 01:10:12,776 --> 01:10:14,876
  5024. (laughs)
  5025.  
  5026. 1168
  5027. 01:10:19,749 --> 01:10:21,783
  5028. Organic all-purpose flour.
  5029.  
  5030. 1169
  5031. 01:10:24,921 --> 01:10:25,853
  5032. Two tomatoes.
  5033.  
  5034. 1170
  5035. 01:10:28,358 --> 01:10:30,792
  5036. Candy cane for
  5037. that fresh breath.
  5038.  
  5039. 1171
  5040. 01:10:32,495 --> 01:10:35,830
  5041. One scoop of whey protein
  5042. for extra strength.
  5043.  
  5044. 1172
  5045. 01:10:37,667 --> 01:10:41,669
  5046. And oh yes, Mom always
  5047. said never forget
  5048.  
  5049. 1173
  5050. 01:10:41,671 --> 01:10:44,005
  5051. the low carb, fat free butter.
  5052.  
  5053. 1174
  5054. 01:10:45,508 --> 01:10:47,909
  5055. Little cucumber in there,
  5056.  
  5057. 1175
  5058. 01:10:47,911 --> 01:10:52,247
  5059. but I like to add a little
  5060. bit of my taste as well.
  5061.  
  5062. 1176
  5063. 01:10:52,249 --> 01:10:53,381
  5064. I put a little bit of mint.
  5065.  
  5066. 1177
  5067. 01:10:53,383 --> 01:10:54,249
  5068. - Yes!
  5069.  
  5070. 1178
  5071. 01:10:55,919 --> 01:10:57,018
  5072. - Mistlefinger?
  5073.  
  5074. 1179
  5075. 01:10:57,020 --> 01:10:58,686
  5076. - Yeah.
  5077.  
  5078. 1180
  5079. 01:10:58,688 --> 01:11:00,855
  5080. - And just half a cup
  5081. of cottage cheese.
  5082.  
  5083. 1181
  5084. 01:11:00,857 --> 01:11:02,991
  5085. (clatters)
  5086.  
  5087. 1182
  5088. 01:11:05,695 --> 01:11:08,630
  5089. (dramatic music)
  5090.  
  5091. 1183
  5092. 01:11:08,632 --> 01:11:10,298
  5093. Is that what I think it is?
  5094.  
  5095. 1184
  5096. 01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:13,334
  5097. The sacred elf ingredient?
  5098.  
  5099. 1185
  5100. 01:11:13,336 --> 01:11:15,703
  5101. Oh, he's been
  5102. looking for this one.
  5103.  
  5104. 1186
  5105. 01:11:15,705 --> 01:11:17,372
  5106. - Mistlefinger.
  5107.  
  5108. 1187
  5109. 01:11:17,374 --> 01:11:19,707
  5110. It's not really
  5111. meant for humans.
  5112.  
  5113. 1188
  5114. 01:11:19,709 --> 01:11:22,510
  5115. And it's actually supposed
  5116. to be a tea to heal.
  5117.  
  5118. 1189
  5119. 01:11:22,512 --> 01:11:23,678
  5120. - Ha!
  5121.  
  5122. 1190
  5123. 01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:25,913
  5124. You think he's falling
  5125. for your tricks?
  5126.  
  5127. 1191
  5128. 01:11:25,915 --> 01:11:27,882
  5129. He knows how sneaky
  5130. you elves can be.
  5131.  
  5132. 1192
  5133. 01:11:27,884 --> 01:11:28,783
  5134. - Okay.
  5135.  
  5136. 1193
  5137. 01:11:31,821 --> 01:11:32,720
  5138. - Whew!
  5139.  
  5140. 1194
  5141. 01:11:33,957 --> 01:11:36,291
  5142. (laughs)
  5143.  
  5144. 1195
  5145. 01:11:41,598 --> 01:11:43,765
  5146. I see a rainbow.
  5147.  
  5148. 1196
  5149. 01:11:45,402 --> 01:11:48,936
  5150. I see a golden igloo.
  5151.  
  5152. 1197
  5153. 01:11:50,874 --> 01:11:52,774
  5154. (laughs)
  5155.  
  5156. 1198
  5157. 01:11:55,612 --> 01:11:57,812
  5158. (humming)
  5159.  
  5160. 1199
  5161. 01:12:07,924 --> 01:12:09,457
  5162. - Have some coal.
  5163.  
  5164. 1200
  5165. 01:12:11,628 --> 01:12:14,629
  5166. That's all you
  5167. deserve this year.
  5168.  
  5169. 1201
  5170. 01:12:14,631 --> 01:12:15,930
  5171. Okay.
  5172.  
  5173. 1202
  5174. 01:12:15,932 --> 01:12:16,831
  5175. Let's go.
  5176.  
  5177. 1203
  5178. 01:12:19,803 --> 01:12:22,670
  5179. (Ernest humming)
  5180.  
  5181. 1204
  5182. 01:12:25,709 --> 01:12:26,941
  5183. - What?
  5184.  
  5185. 1205
  5186. 01:12:26,943 --> 01:12:28,576
  5187. Oh, you think we should
  5188. check on the package.
  5189.  
  5190. 1206
  5191. 01:12:28,578 --> 01:12:30,611
  5192. Excellent idea, Mr. Duckie.
  5193.  
  5194. 1207
  5195. 01:12:30,613 --> 01:12:32,847
  5196. (humming)
  5197.  
  5198. 1208
  5199. 01:12:36,052 --> 01:12:40,455
  5200. Phone: Boss is calling,
  5201. boss is calling.
  5202.  
  5203. 1209
  5204. 01:12:40,457 --> 01:12:41,389
  5205. - Boss.
  5206.  
  5207. 1210
  5208. 01:12:41,391 --> 01:12:42,990
  5209. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
  5210.  
  5211. 1211
  5212. 01:12:42,992 --> 01:12:44,492
  5213. Package in transit?
  5214.  
  5215. 1212
  5216. 01:12:44,494 --> 01:12:45,960
  5217. - Package?
  5218.  
  5219. 1213
  5220. 01:12:45,962 --> 01:12:48,463
  5221. I didn't order any package.
  5222.  
  5223. 1214
  5224. 01:12:48,465 --> 01:12:49,764
  5225. - Your elaborate plan.
  5226.  
  5227. 1215
  5228. 01:12:49,766 --> 01:12:50,998
  5229. It worked, right?
  5230.  
  5231. 1216
  5232. 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:55,370
  5233. - Uh, well, the
  5234. other elf showed up
  5235.  
  5236. 1217
  5237. 01:12:55,372 --> 01:12:58,973
  5238. and stuffed coal in my mouth.
  5239.  
  5240. 1218
  5241. 01:12:58,975 --> 01:12:59,874
  5242. - Sparkle.
  5243.  
  5244. 1219
  5245. 01:13:00,977 --> 01:13:02,510
  5246. I thought she was
  5247. still in Florida.
  5248.  
  5249. 1220
  5250. 01:13:02,512 --> 01:13:04,078
  5251. - Boss, I'm so close.
  5252.  
  5253. 1221
  5254. 01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:05,113
  5255. I know I can get her.
  5256.  
  5257. 1222
  5258. 01:13:05,115 --> 01:13:06,948
  5259. The elf macaroons.
  5260.  
  5261. 1223
  5262. 01:13:06,950 --> 01:13:08,116
  5263. - No!
  5264.  
  5265. 1224
  5266. 01:13:08,118 --> 01:13:09,751
  5267. No, no, no, no, no.
  5268.  
  5269. 1225
  5270. 01:13:09,753 --> 01:13:10,618
  5271. You're fired.
  5272.  
  5273. 1226
  5274. 01:13:10,620 --> 01:13:12,153
  5275. I'll handle this myself.
  5276.  
  5277. 1227
  5278. 01:13:12,155 --> 01:13:14,722
  5279. (phone beeps)
  5280.  
  5281. 1228
  5282. 01:13:16,993 --> 01:13:19,394
  5283. - What am I gonna tell Mama?
  5284.  
  5285. 1229
  5286. 01:13:22,165 --> 01:13:24,399
  5287. - Sparkle!
  5288.  
  5289. 1230
  5290. 01:13:26,603 --> 01:13:29,137
  5291. (water bubbles)
  5292.  
  5293. 1231
  5294. 01:13:32,142 --> 01:13:33,007
  5295. - What the?
  5296.  
  5297. 1232
  5298. 01:13:33,009 --> 01:13:34,675
  5299. How did you get here?
  5300.  
  5301. 1233
  5302. 01:13:34,677 --> 01:13:35,877
  5303. - You mean thanks for saving me?
  5304.  
  5305. 1234
  5306. 01:13:35,879 --> 01:13:38,479
  5307. - I mean, you lied to me.
  5308.  
  5309. 1235
  5310. 01:13:38,481 --> 01:13:40,014
  5311. - I had to, Elfette.
  5312.  
  5313. 1236
  5314. 01:13:40,016 --> 01:13:41,983
  5315. - You had to or
  5316. you don't trust me?
  5317.  
  5318. 1237
  5319. 01:13:41,985 --> 01:13:43,017
  5320. - What?
  5321.  
  5322. 1238
  5323. 01:13:43,019 --> 01:13:44,552
  5324. Of course I trust you.
  5325.  
  5326. 1239
  5327. 01:13:44,554 --> 01:13:45,853
  5328. I only want you to succeed.
  5329.  
  5330. 1240
  5331. 01:13:45,855 --> 01:13:47,522
  5332. - I will succeed.
  5333.  
  5334. 1241
  5335. 01:13:47,524 --> 01:13:48,956
  5336. Because nobody believes in me.
  5337.  
  5338. 1242
  5339. 01:13:48,958 --> 01:13:51,459
  5340. - Elfette, don't be so naive.
  5341.  
  5342. 1243
  5343. 01:13:51,461 --> 01:13:53,060
  5344. This mission is dangerous.
  5345.  
  5346. 1244
  5347. 01:13:53,062 --> 01:13:54,562
  5348. People lie.
  5349.  
  5350. 1245
  5351. 01:13:54,564 --> 01:13:56,531
  5352. The world isn't as
  5353. safe as the North Pole.
  5354.  
  5355. 1246
  5356. 01:13:56,533 --> 01:13:58,166
  5357. - I guess you'd know.
  5358.  
  5359. 1247
  5360. 01:13:58,168 --> 01:13:59,467
  5361. Special agent.
  5362.  
  5363. 1248
  5364. 01:14:00,737 --> 01:14:04,172
  5365. - Elfette, where's
  5366. the Twinkameter?
  5367.  
  5368. 1249
  5369. 01:14:04,174 --> 01:14:05,940
  5370. - I lost it, okay?
  5371.  
  5372. 1250
  5373. 01:14:07,043 --> 01:14:08,075
  5374. Are you happy?
  5375.  
  5376. 1251
  5377. 01:14:09,846 --> 01:14:11,612
  5378. - Elfette, come back!
  5379.  
  5380. 1252
  5381. 01:14:13,016 --> 01:14:13,915
  5382. Elfette!
  5383.  
  5384. 1253
  5385. 01:14:15,552 --> 01:14:17,618
  5386. (sighs)
  5387.  
  5388. 1254
  5389. 01:14:18,855 --> 01:14:21,489
  5390. (gentle music)
  5391.  
  5392. 1255
  5393. 01:14:44,247 --> 01:14:46,814
  5394. (Elfette crying)
  5395.  
  5396. 1256
  5397. 01:14:50,920 --> 01:14:52,253
  5398. - May I join you?
  5399.  
  5400. 1257
  5401. 01:14:53,590 --> 01:14:54,922
  5402. - Yeah.
  5403.  
  5404. 1258
  5405. 01:14:54,924 --> 01:14:55,957
  5406. Sure, why not?
  5407.  
  5408. 1259
  5409. 01:15:01,764 --> 01:15:04,599
  5410. - You know, I've
  5411. been around a bit
  5412.  
  5413. 1260
  5414. 01:15:04,601 --> 01:15:06,901
  5415. and I can tell that look.
  5416.  
  5417. 1261
  5418. 01:15:06,903 --> 01:15:08,970
  5419. - Well, I ruined Christmas.
  5420.  
  5421. 1262
  5422. 01:15:10,273 --> 01:15:11,973
  5423. Is it the I ruined
  5424. Christmas look?
  5425.  
  5426. 1263
  5427. 01:15:11,975 --> 01:15:14,809
  5428. (laughs)
  5429.  
  5430. 1264
  5431. 01:15:14,811 --> 01:15:16,944
  5432. Should have stayed in Florida.
  5433.  
  5434. 1265
  5435. 01:15:16,946 --> 01:15:20,248
  5436. At least then the
  5437. Twinkameter wouldn't be lost.
  5438.  
  5439. 1266
  5440. 01:15:20,250 --> 01:15:21,566
  5441. Stupid.
  5442.  
  5443. 1267
  5444. 01:15:21,567 --> 01:15:22,883
  5445. - You know, I had
  5446. a little boy once
  5447.  
  5448. 1268
  5449. 01:15:22,886 --> 01:15:25,520
  5450. and I ruined Christmas for him.
  5451.  
  5452. 1269
  5453. 01:15:26,656 --> 01:15:29,023
  5454. Things will never be the same.
  5455.  
  5456. 1270
  5457. 01:15:29,826 --> 01:15:32,560
  5458. - You ruined Christmas too, huh?
  5459.  
  5460. 1271
  5461. 01:15:34,264 --> 01:15:37,298
  5462. - You know, you don't always
  5463. know why you do things
  5464.  
  5465. 1272
  5466. 01:15:37,300 --> 01:15:40,735
  5467. but if you let your
  5468. spirit guide you,
  5469.  
  5470. 1273
  5471. 01:15:40,737 --> 01:15:42,537
  5472. you'll make it right.
  5473.  
  5474. 1274
  5475. 01:15:46,175 --> 01:15:47,909
  5476. - That's what Sparkle told me.
  5477.  
  5478. 1275
  5479. 01:15:47,911 --> 01:15:49,310
  5480. - Sparkle?
  5481.  
  5482. 1276
  5483. 01:15:49,312 --> 01:15:51,279
  5484. - Look where that got me.
  5485.  
  5486. 1277
  5487. 01:15:55,151 --> 01:15:57,151
  5488. - I think I have
  5489. something that might help.
  5490.  
  5491. 1278
  5492. 01:15:57,153 --> 01:15:58,719
  5493. - Really?
  5494. - Mm-hmm.
  5495.  
  5496. 1279
  5497. 01:16:04,861 --> 01:16:08,062
  5498. Now my little boy
  5499. really needs that.
  5500.  
  5501. 1280
  5502. 01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:11,265
  5503. Let's not forget what
  5504. Christmas is all about.
  5505.  
  5506. 1281
  5507. 01:16:11,267 --> 01:16:15,570
  5508. It's not how popular you
  5509. are or how flashy you are.
  5510.  
  5511. 1282
  5512. 01:16:17,240 --> 01:16:22,076
  5513. You can find the
  5514. Christmas spirit where
  5515. you least expect it.
  5516.  
  5517. 1283
  5518. 01:16:27,183 --> 01:16:29,150
  5519. Goodbye, little elf!
  5520.  
  5521. 1284
  5522. 01:16:29,152 --> 01:16:30,051
  5523. - Goodbye.
  5524.  
  5525. 1285
  5526. 01:16:31,354 --> 01:16:33,220
  5527. Man: Merry Christmas!
  5528.  
  5529. 1286
  5530. 01:16:34,991 --> 01:16:36,357
  5531. - Merry Christmas.
  5532.  
  5533. 1287
  5534. 01:16:44,867 --> 01:16:47,201
  5535. (dramatic music)
  5536.  
  5537. 1288
  5538. 01:16:47,203 --> 01:16:49,203
  5539. - My peppermint gumdrop,
  5540. what have they done to you?
  5541.  
  5542. 1289
  5543. 01:16:49,205 --> 01:16:50,671
  5544. - It's okay, sweetie.
  5545.  
  5546. 1290
  5547. 01:16:50,673 --> 01:16:52,173
  5548. Elfette knows what to do.
  5549.  
  5550. 1291
  5551. 01:16:52,175 --> 01:16:53,708
  5552. - Oh.
  5553.  
  5554. 1292
  5555. 01:16:53,710 --> 01:16:55,076
  5556. Gumdrop.
  5557.  
  5558. 1293
  5559. 01:16:55,078 --> 01:16:56,744
  5560. - Enough with the
  5561. blah blah blah.
  5562.  
  5563. 1294
  5564. 01:16:56,746 --> 01:16:58,980
  5565. Listen, Santa, this is
  5566. what's gonna happen.
  5567.  
  5568. 1295
  5569. 01:16:58,982 --> 01:17:02,083
  5570. You're gonna tell us
  5571. all of your secrets
  5572.  
  5573. 1296
  5574. 01:17:02,085 --> 01:17:06,754
  5575. or your precious elves and
  5576. your bride will be eliminated.
  5577.  
  5578. 1297
  5579. 01:17:08,224 --> 01:17:09,357
  5580. And for what?
  5581.  
  5582. 1298
  5583. 01:17:09,359 --> 01:17:10,658
  5584. A few free gifts?
  5585.  
  5586. 1299
  5587. 01:17:10,660 --> 01:17:12,059
  5588. Come on, Santa.
  5589.  
  5590. 1300
  5591. 01:17:12,061 --> 01:17:14,929
  5592. Let's be reasonable here, huh?
  5593.  
  5594. 1301
  5595. 01:17:14,931 --> 01:17:16,397
  5596. - We'll never help you.
  5597.  
  5598. 1302
  5599. 01:17:16,399 --> 01:17:19,133
  5600. - Well, then your
  5601. elves are gonna die.
  5602.  
  5603. 1303
  5604. 01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:24,005
  5605. Midnight Christmas Eve, when
  5606. the freeze is permanent.
  5607.  
  5608. 1304
  5609. 01:17:25,241 --> 01:17:27,274
  5610. - You can't kill
  5611. Christmas, Little Georgie.
  5612.  
  5613. 1305
  5614. 01:17:27,276 --> 01:17:32,146
  5615. - (laughs) Oh, Santa, I can.
  5616.  
  5617. 1306
  5618. 01:17:33,182 --> 01:17:34,782
  5619. And I will kill Christmas.
  5620.  
  5621. 1307
  5622. 01:17:34,784 --> 01:17:36,283
  5623. - But Christmas is inside you,
  5624.  
  5625. 1308
  5626. 01:17:36,285 --> 01:17:38,185
  5627. like the beating of your heart,
  5628.  
  5629. 1309
  5630. 01:17:38,187 --> 01:17:39,754
  5631. like the brain that
  5632. makes you smart.
  5633.  
  5634. 1310
  5635. 01:17:39,756 --> 01:17:40,788
  5636. - Enough!
  5637.  
  5638. 1311
  5639. 01:17:40,790 --> 01:17:42,390
  5640. Enough with the rhymes!
  5641.  
  5642. 1312
  5643. 01:17:43,860 --> 01:17:44,759
  5644. Roger.
  5645.  
  5646. 1313
  5647. 01:17:46,396 --> 01:17:47,962
  5648. Go put her on ice.
  5649.  
  5650. 1314
  5651. 01:17:49,065 --> 01:17:51,265
  5652. - Come on, nice lady,
  5653. time to get frozen.
  5654.  
  5655. 1315
  5656. 01:17:51,267 --> 01:17:53,367
  5657. - No, take me, not her.
  5658.  
  5659. 1316
  5660. 01:17:53,369 --> 01:17:54,669
  5661. She didn't do anything.
  5662.  
  5663. 1317
  5664. 01:17:54,671 --> 01:17:56,704
  5665. - Now you wanna talk, huh?
  5666.  
  5667. 1318
  5668. 01:17:57,407 --> 01:17:59,306
  5669. - No!
  5670.  
  5671. 1319
  5672. 01:17:59,308 --> 01:18:02,677
  5673. Mrs. Claus: Santa, baby,
  5674. you have to save Christmas!
  5675.  
  5676. 1320
  5677. 01:18:02,679 --> 01:18:03,411
  5678. - Don't do this.
  5679.  
  5680. 1321
  5681. 01:18:03,413 --> 01:18:04,979
  5682. Don't do this.
  5683.  
  5684. 1322
  5685. 01:18:04,981 --> 01:18:07,982
  5686. (Mrs. Claus screaming)
  5687.  
  5688. 1323
  5689. 01:18:07,984 --> 01:18:12,753
  5690. - (laughs) That sounds like
  5691. someone's getting cold feet.
  5692.  
  5693. 1324
  5694. 01:18:12,755 --> 01:18:15,923
  5695. Oh, you're gonna love
  5696. this, Santa, look at this.
  5697.  
  5698. 1325
  5699. 01:18:15,925 --> 01:18:18,125
  5700. JoyTech stocks have doubled.
  5701.  
  5702. 1326
  5703. 01:18:19,295 --> 01:18:22,396
  5704. (laughs) Oh, this is going
  5705.  
  5706. 1327
  5707. 01:18:22,398 --> 01:18:26,434
  5708. to be such a very
  5709. merry Christmas.
  5710.  
  5711. 1328
  5712. 01:18:28,237 --> 01:18:30,838
  5713. Oh, wait, I'm sorry, Santa.
  5714.  
  5715. 1329
  5716. 01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:32,440
  5717. Would you like an eggnog?
  5718.  
  5719. 1330
  5720. 01:18:32,442 --> 01:18:35,242
  5721. A little eggnog?
  5722.  
  5723. 1331
  5724. 01:18:35,244 --> 01:18:36,410
  5725. No?
  5726.  
  5727. 1332
  5728. 01:18:36,412 --> 01:18:37,111
  5729. Okay then.
  5730.  
  5731. 1333
  5732. 01:18:38,981 --> 01:18:41,215
  5733. (humming)
  5734.  
  5735. 1334
  5736. 01:18:54,831 --> 01:18:57,064
  5737. (calm music)
  5738.  
  5739. 1335
  5740. 01:19:13,483 --> 01:19:14,515
  5741. - Elfette, Elfette.
  5742.  
  5743. 1336
  5744. 01:19:14,517 --> 01:19:16,016
  5745. So glad I found you here.
  5746.  
  5747. 1337
  5748. 01:19:16,018 --> 01:19:17,818
  5749. - Duey, what are you doing here?
  5750.  
  5751. 1338
  5752. 01:19:17,820 --> 01:19:19,186
  5753. - I was talking with Mother
  5754.  
  5755. 1339
  5756. 01:19:19,188 --> 01:19:21,088
  5757. and realized that
  5758. the Pebblefellow Tree
  5759.  
  5760. 1340
  5761. 01:19:21,090 --> 01:19:23,357
  5762. is a daft representation
  5763. of elf magic.
  5764.  
  5765. 1341
  5766. 01:19:23,359 --> 01:19:24,325
  5767. - I went there.
  5768.  
  5769. 1342
  5770. 01:19:24,327 --> 01:19:25,326
  5771. The magic didn't work.
  5772.  
  5773. 1343
  5774. 01:19:25,328 --> 01:19:26,527
  5775. - No.
  5776.  
  5777. 1344
  5778. 01:19:26,529 --> 01:19:29,396
  5779. The real elf tree is
  5780. in this park here.
  5781.  
  5782. 1345
  5783. 01:19:30,333 --> 01:19:31,365
  5784. - Really?
  5785.  
  5786. 1346
  5787. 01:19:31,367 --> 01:19:32,633
  5788. - Yes.
  5789.  
  5790. 1347
  5791. 01:19:32,634 --> 01:19:33,900
  5792. But you're looking in
  5793. the wrong direction.
  5794.  
  5795. 1348
  5796. 01:19:33,903 --> 01:19:34,835
  5797. It's back that way, old girl.
  5798.  
  5799. 1349
  5800. 01:19:34,837 --> 01:19:35,936
  5801. - Okay.
  5802.  
  5803. 1350
  5804. 01:19:35,938 --> 01:19:37,204
  5805. - Now I've gotta get going.
  5806.  
  5807. 1351
  5808. 01:19:37,206 --> 01:19:38,539
  5809. I've got a tea time
  5810. with Bartholomule.
  5811.  
  5812. 1352
  5813. 01:19:38,541 --> 01:19:39,774
  5814. Yes, Bartholomule?
  5815.  
  5816. 1353
  5817. 01:19:39,776 --> 01:19:40,808
  5818. Yes, I'm almost there.
  5819.  
  5820. 1354
  5821. 01:19:40,810 --> 01:19:42,176
  5822. - Tell him I said hi.
  5823.  
  5824. 1355
  5825. 01:19:42,178 --> 01:19:44,779
  5826. - Yes, Elfette
  5827. says, he says hello.
  5828.  
  5829. 1356
  5830. 01:19:44,781 --> 01:19:45,546
  5831. Elfette: Okay.
  5832.  
  5833. 1357
  5834. 01:19:45,548 --> 01:19:47,081
  5835. - Oh, yes, I'll bring the honey.
  5836.  
  5837. 1358
  5838. 01:19:47,083 --> 01:19:49,000
  5839. Okay.
  5840.  
  5841. 1359
  5842. 01:19:49,001 --> 01:19:50,918
  5843. Now you get going, you're
  5844. running out of time, yes.
  5845. - Oh yes.
  5846.  
  5847. 1360
  5848. 01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:51,852
  5849. Bye!
  5850.  
  5851. 1361
  5852. 01:19:53,923 --> 01:19:56,423
  5853. (gentle music)
  5854.  
  5855. 1362
  5856. 01:20:08,271 --> 01:20:10,437
  5857. ¶ We were two young
  5858. elves that were ¶
  5859.  
  5860. 1363
  5861. 01:20:10,439 --> 01:20:15,442
  5862. ¶ looking for a little sun
  5863.  
  5864. 1364
  5865. 01:20:15,444 --> 01:20:20,314
  5866. ¶ When we heard the news
  5867. the North Pole was overrun ¶
  5868.  
  5869. 1365
  5870. 01:20:22,585 --> 01:20:27,454
  5871. ¶ And with Santa gone, the
  5872. whole world come undone ¶
  5873.  
  5874. 1366
  5875. 01:20:30,293 --> 01:20:35,162
  5876. ¶ So I'm going off to find
  5877. him if I have to go alone ¶
  5878.  
  5879. 1367
  5880. 01:20:36,432 --> 01:20:41,302
  5881. ¶ Because he's coming home
  5882.  
  5883. 1368
  5884. 01:20:44,106 --> 01:20:46,440
  5885. ¶ Yeah, he's coming home
  5886.  
  5887. 1369
  5888. 01:20:46,442 --> 01:20:51,312
  5889. ¶ Santa Claus is coming home
  5890.  
  5891. 1370
  5892. 01:20:52,248 --> 01:20:54,014
  5893. ¶ Santa's coming home
  5894.  
  5895. 1371
  5896. 01:20:54,016 --> 01:20:58,853
  5897. ¶ Save our Santa from them all
  5898.  
  5899. 1372
  5900. 01:20:59,856 --> 01:21:01,121
  5901. ¶ Yeah, he's coming home
  5902.  
  5903. 1373
  5904. 01:21:01,123 --> 01:21:06,193
  5905. ¶ SOS, is he coming home
  5906.  
  5907. 1374
  5908. 01:21:06,929 --> 01:21:08,562
  5909. ¶ Santa's coming home
  5910.  
  5911. 1375
  5912. 01:21:08,564 --> 01:21:12,132
  5913. ¶ Save our Santa from them all
  5914.  
  5915. 1376
  5916. 01:21:12,134 --> 01:21:17,204
  5917. ¶ Santa Claus is coming home
  5918.  
  5919. 1377
  5920. 01:21:18,074 --> 01:21:20,941
  5921. ¶ Yeah, he's coming home
  5922.  
  5923. 1378
  5924. 01:21:20,943 --> 01:21:24,879
  5925. ¶ He's coming home
  5926.  
  5927. 1379
  5928. 01:21:24,881 --> 01:21:28,349
  5929. ¶ Yeah, he's coming home
  5930.  
  5931. 1380
  5932. 01:21:28,351 --> 01:21:33,220
  5933. ¶ He's coming home
  5934.  
  5935. 1381
  5936. 01:21:39,495 --> 01:21:42,296
  5937. ¶ He's coming home
  5938.  
  5939. 1382
  5940. 01:21:45,368 --> 01:21:48,302
  5941. - Whether you're big,
  5942. small, elfy or not at all,
  5943.  
  5944. 1383
  5945. 01:21:48,304 --> 01:21:50,204
  5946. there's a sacred
  5947. twinkle inside you
  5948.  
  5949. 1384
  5950. 01:21:50,206 --> 01:21:52,339
  5951. upon which you can always call.
  5952.  
  5953. 1385
  5954. 01:21:52,341 --> 01:21:55,542
  5955. Well, if this is the
  5956. tree, makes sense.
  5957.  
  5958. 1386
  5959. 01:21:55,544 --> 01:21:58,545
  5960. It's not flashy, it's simple.
  5961.  
  5962. 1387
  5963. 01:21:58,547 --> 01:21:59,346
  5964. And perfect.
  5965.  
  5966. 1388
  5967. 01:22:03,185 --> 01:22:05,386
  5968. Sorry I let you down, Santa.
  5969.  
  5970. 1389
  5971. 01:22:06,555 --> 01:22:08,055
  5972. Sorry, Christmas.
  5973.  
  5974. 1390
  5975. 01:22:09,158 --> 01:22:10,057
  5976. I should've--
  5977.  
  5978. 1391
  5979. 01:22:10,059 --> 01:22:11,258
  5980. Sparkle: Hey.
  5981.  
  5982. 1392
  5983. 01:22:14,964 --> 01:22:16,330
  5984. - I thought you left.
  5985.  
  5986. 1393
  5987. 01:22:16,332 --> 01:22:18,933
  5988. (bell tolling)
  5989.  
  5990. 1394
  5991. 01:22:26,542 --> 01:22:28,442
  5992. Christmas Eve is over.
  5993.  
  5994. 1395
  5995. 01:22:29,245 --> 01:22:30,144
  5996. I failed.
  5997.  
  5998. 1396
  5999. 01:22:31,180 --> 01:22:33,948
  6000. Santa's probably, the elves.
  6001.  
  6002. 1397
  6003. 01:22:33,950 --> 01:22:35,015
  6004. I lost the Twinkameter.
  6005.  
  6006. 1398
  6007. 01:22:35,017 --> 01:22:36,717
  6008. I let everybody down.
  6009.  
  6010. 1399
  6011. 01:22:36,719 --> 01:22:38,519
  6012. Christmas is ruined.
  6013.  
  6014. 1400
  6015. 01:22:38,521 --> 01:22:42,089
  6016. - The Twinkameter was just
  6017. to help you find yourself.
  6018.  
  6019. 1401
  6020. 01:22:42,091 --> 01:22:44,525
  6021. The sacred twinkle
  6022. is inside you.
  6023.  
  6024. 1402
  6025. 01:22:47,496 --> 01:22:50,030
  6026. And the Grand Elf
  6027. Guild may have thought
  6028.  
  6029. 1403
  6030. 01:22:50,032 --> 01:22:51,598
  6031. of something to help.
  6032.  
  6033. 1404
  6034. 01:22:53,970 --> 01:22:55,569
  6035. - Silver halide tinsel!
  6036.  
  6037. 1405
  6038. 01:22:59,075 --> 01:23:02,476
  6039. - You need a ticking
  6040. clock to make it work.
  6041.  
  6042. 1406
  6043. 01:23:04,013 --> 01:23:05,446
  6044. - I have something.
  6045.  
  6046. 1407
  6047. 01:23:08,617 --> 01:23:10,584
  6048. (laughs)
  6049.  
  6050. 1408
  6051. 01:23:14,290 --> 01:23:16,457
  6052. (tinkling)
  6053.  
  6054. 1409
  6055. 01:23:19,595 --> 01:23:22,329
  6056. (clock ticking)
  6057.  
  6058. 1410
  6059. 01:23:28,137 --> 01:23:30,437
  6060. (laughs)
  6061.  
  6062. 1411
  6063. 01:23:30,439 --> 01:23:32,606
  6064. Christmas magic.
  6065.  
  6066. 1412
  6067. 01:23:32,608 --> 01:23:36,243
  6068. I realize now you were
  6069. only trying to protect me.
  6070.  
  6071. 1413
  6072. 01:23:36,245 --> 01:23:38,278
  6073. I'm sorry I didn't
  6074. see that before.
  6075.  
  6076. 1414
  6077. 01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:40,147
  6078. What do we do now?
  6079.  
  6080. 1415
  6081. 01:23:40,149 --> 01:23:42,583
  6082. - You've already done it.
  6083.  
  6084. 1416
  6085. 01:23:42,585 --> 01:23:43,484
  6086. It's you.
  6087.  
  6088. 1417
  6089. 01:23:45,321 --> 01:23:48,455
  6090. Power born in purest snow.
  6091.  
  6092. 1418
  6093. 01:23:48,457 --> 01:23:50,791
  6094. Elfette And Sparkle: The
  6095. truest elf will only know.
  6096.  
  6097. 1419
  6098. 01:23:50,793 --> 01:23:53,794
  6099. Hold me close and I shall glow.
  6100.  
  6101. 1420
  6102. 01:23:53,796 --> 01:23:56,430
  6103. The sacred twinkle
  6104. I will bestow.
  6105.  
  6106. 1421
  6107. 01:24:05,775 --> 01:24:08,175
  6108. (triumphant music)
  6109.  
  6110. 1422
  6111. 01:24:08,177 --> 01:24:11,045
  6112. (Elfette laughs)
  6113.  
  6114. 1423
  6115. 01:24:49,785 --> 01:24:52,086
  6116. (laughing)
  6117.  
  6118. 1424
  6119. 01:24:56,792 --> 01:24:57,858
  6120. - We did it!
  6121.  
  6122. 1425
  6123. 01:24:59,161 --> 01:25:00,594
  6124. What about Santa?
  6125.  
  6126. 1426
  6127. 01:25:01,697 --> 01:25:05,299
  6128. - I might have a little
  6129. elf magic left over.
  6130.  
  6131. 1427
  6132. 01:25:07,703 --> 01:25:08,602
  6133. Hold my hand.
  6134.  
  6135. 1428
  6136. 01:25:10,706 --> 01:25:13,307
  6137. (Elfette squeals)
  6138.  
  6139. 1429
  6140. 01:25:13,309 --> 01:25:16,210
  6141. (Georgie humming)
  6142.  
  6143. 1430
  6144. 01:25:18,881 --> 01:25:22,583
  6145. - (laughs) Did you take
  6146. care of old Misty Claus?
  6147.  
  6148. 1431
  6149. 01:25:22,585 --> 01:25:24,184
  6150. - Indeed, boss.
  6151.  
  6152. 1432
  6153. 01:25:24,186 --> 01:25:25,686
  6154. I annihilated her
  6155.  
  6156. 1433
  6157. 01:25:25,688 --> 01:25:28,689
  6158. with the hypersonic carbonite
  6159. freeze chamber as requested.
  6160.  
  6161. 1434
  6162. 01:25:28,691 --> 01:25:30,724
  6163. - Excellent work, Dr. Rogers.
  6164.  
  6165. 1435
  6166. 01:25:30,726 --> 01:25:34,261
  6167. Do you know that you are
  6168. the smartest goon I know?
  6169.  
  6170. 1436
  6171. 01:25:34,263 --> 01:25:37,898
  6172. - (mumbles) You two
  6173. giant turkeys were
  6174. made for each other.
  6175.  
  6176. 1437
  6177. 01:25:37,900 --> 01:25:40,868
  6178. I'm taking back
  6179. Christmas, suckers!
  6180.  
  6181. 1438
  6182. 01:25:40,870 --> 01:25:43,470
  6183. (gun fires)
  6184.  
  6185. 1439
  6186. 01:25:46,175 --> 01:25:48,242
  6187. (gasps)
  6188.  
  6189. 1440
  6190. 01:25:53,415 --> 01:25:55,582
  6191. - You take care of
  6192. old Misty Claus?
  6193.  
  6194. 1441
  6195. 01:25:55,584 --> 01:25:56,850
  6196. She's frozen, right?
  6197.  
  6198. 1442
  6199. 01:25:56,852 --> 01:25:57,851
  6200. - Uh huh.
  6201.  
  6202. 1443
  6203. 01:25:57,853 --> 01:25:59,186
  6204. Like a popsicle.
  6205.  
  6206. 1444
  6207. 01:26:00,456 --> 01:26:03,157
  6208. - And now it's your turn, Santa.
  6209.  
  6210. 1445
  6211. 01:26:03,159 --> 01:26:06,193
  6212. In just a few minutes, our toy
  6213. stores will be booming again.
  6214.  
  6215. 1446
  6216. 01:26:06,195 --> 01:26:08,328
  6217. (laughs)
  6218.  
  6219. 1447
  6220. 01:26:12,935 --> 01:26:15,602
  6221. Hey, did you not hear me?
  6222.  
  6223. 1448
  6224. 01:26:15,604 --> 01:26:17,504
  6225. We're gonna shoot you.
  6226.  
  6227. 1449
  6228. 01:26:19,575 --> 01:26:21,942
  6229. - I can feel a tremor
  6230. in the twinkle.
  6231.  
  6232. 1450
  6233. 01:26:21,944 --> 01:26:24,478
  6234. Elfette is going to
  6235. fulfill her destiny.
  6236.  
  6237. 1451
  6238. 01:26:24,480 --> 01:26:28,815
  6239. - (laughs) You're as naive
  6240. as your little elves.
  6241.  
  6242. 1452
  6243. 01:26:28,817 --> 01:26:32,686
  6244. And I don't care how much
  6245. your little elf butt twinkles.
  6246.  
  6247. 1453
  6248. 01:26:34,957 --> 01:26:36,623
  6249. You know what this is?
  6250.  
  6251. 1454
  6252. 01:26:36,625 --> 01:26:40,794
  6253. This is a remote detonator
  6254.  
  6255. 1455
  6256. 01:26:40,796 --> 01:26:42,629
  6257. and up there is a missile,
  6258.  
  6259. 1456
  6260. 01:26:42,631 --> 01:26:45,866
  6261. headed straight for
  6262. your North Pole.
  6263.  
  6264. 1457
  6265. 01:26:46,769 --> 01:26:47,668
  6266. Yeah.
  6267.  
  6268. 1458
  6269. 01:26:49,638 --> 01:26:52,306
  6270. Computer: Weapons activated.
  6271.  
  6272. 1459
  6273. 01:26:52,308 --> 01:26:56,443
  6274. - (laughs) Backup plans
  6275. are a bitch, aren't they?
  6276.  
  6277. 1460
  6278. 01:26:56,445 --> 01:26:59,246
  6279. - It's not too late to
  6280. turn back, little Georgie.
  6281.  
  6282. 1461
  6283. 01:26:59,248 --> 01:27:01,481
  6284. Just remember the love
  6285.  
  6286. 1462
  6287. 01:27:01,483 --> 01:27:04,851
  6288. and you'll be as free
  6289. as a white turtle dove.
  6290.  
  6291. 1463
  6292. 01:27:06,822 --> 01:27:11,225
  6293. - I've had it with all of
  6294. your little jolly remarks!
  6295.  
  6296. 1464
  6297. 01:27:12,294 --> 01:27:12,993
  6298. Enough!
  6299.  
  6300. 1465
  6301. 01:27:16,665 --> 01:27:17,564
  6302. - Wait.
  6303.  
  6304. 1466
  6305. 01:27:18,434 --> 01:27:20,667
  6306. - How'd you two get in here?
  6307.  
  6308. 1467
  6309. 01:27:20,669 --> 01:27:23,237
  6310. - Christmas magic.
  6311.  
  6312. 1468
  6313. 01:27:23,839 --> 01:27:24,905
  6314. - Seriously?
  6315.  
  6316. 1469
  6317. 01:27:26,842 --> 01:27:29,343
  6318. (laughs) All right then.
  6319.  
  6320. 1470
  6321. 01:27:29,345 --> 01:27:31,378
  6322. Let's turn it into a party.
  6323.  
  6324. 1471
  6325. 01:27:31,380 --> 01:27:34,948
  6326. - Come on, Elfette, tell
  6327. him why you've come.
  6328.  
  6329. 1472
  6330. 01:27:34,950 --> 01:27:36,850
  6331. - It doesn't matter
  6332. why she's come.
  6333.  
  6334. 1473
  6335. 01:27:36,852 --> 01:27:40,654
  6336. (laughs) It's over.
  6337.  
  6338. 1474
  6339. 01:27:40,656 --> 01:27:42,556
  6340. Christmas is over.
  6341.  
  6342. 1475
  6343. 01:27:42,558 --> 01:27:44,725
  6344. - Oh, time's running out.
  6345.  
  6346. 1476
  6347. 01:27:45,995 --> 01:27:49,696
  6348. - Take one more step and
  6349. you're penguin chuck.
  6350.  
  6351. 1477
  6352. 01:27:51,267 --> 01:27:52,733
  6353. - This is for you.
  6354.  
  6355. 1478
  6356. 01:27:52,735 --> 01:27:54,868
  6357. - I'd rather just shoot ya.
  6358.  
  6359. 1479
  6360. 01:27:54,870 --> 01:27:56,003
  6361. - No!
  6362.  
  6363. 1480
  6364. 01:27:56,005 --> 01:27:58,972
  6365. (gun fires)
  6366.  
  6367. 1481
  6368. 01:27:58,974 --> 01:28:02,743
  6369. - Oh, isn't that sweet?
  6370.  
  6371. 1482
  6372. 01:28:02,745 --> 01:28:06,413
  6373. Your little elf girlfriend
  6374. tried to save you.
  6375.  
  6376. 1483
  6377. 01:28:07,549 --> 01:28:09,716
  6378. - I'm not afraid.
  6379.  
  6380. 1484
  6381. 01:28:09,718 --> 01:28:12,052
  6382. - (laughs) Then
  6383. you're next, Elfette.
  6384.  
  6385. 1485
  6386. 01:28:12,054 --> 01:28:15,722
  6387. You're like Smurfette
  6388. except only dumber.
  6389.  
  6390. 1486
  6391. 01:28:15,724 --> 01:28:17,891
  6392. - You can either
  6393. shoot me where I stand
  6394.  
  6395. 1487
  6396. 01:28:17,893 --> 01:28:19,893
  6397. or you can open your present.
  6398.  
  6399. 1488
  6400. 01:28:19,895 --> 01:28:21,628
  6401. I wrapped it myself.
  6402.  
  6403. 1489
  6404. 01:28:23,866 --> 01:28:25,599
  6405. - Georgie.
  6406.  
  6407. 1490
  6408. 01:28:25,601 --> 01:28:27,968
  6409. It's what Christmas
  6410. is all about.
  6411.  
  6412. 1491
  6413. 01:28:29,738 --> 01:28:32,606
  6414. (Georgie groans)
  6415.  
  6416. 1492
  6417. 01:28:39,748 --> 01:28:42,749
  6418. - It better be a
  6419. bar of gold in here.
  6420.  
  6421. 1493
  6422. 01:28:49,525 --> 01:28:51,758
  6423. The Sky Express Spaceship?
  6424.  
  6425. 1494
  6426. 01:28:55,097 --> 01:28:57,931
  6427. They don't even
  6428. make these anymore!
  6429.  
  6430. 1495
  6431. 01:28:59,435 --> 01:29:01,735
  6432. (laughs)
  6433.  
  6434. 1496
  6435. 01:29:01,737 --> 01:29:03,937
  6436. I thought you forgot, Santa.
  6437.  
  6438. 1497
  6439. 01:29:05,607 --> 01:29:06,673
  6440. Santa, look.
  6441.  
  6442. 1498
  6443. 01:29:07,476 --> 01:29:09,643
  6444. I'm not really a bad guy.
  6445.  
  6446. 1499
  6447. 01:29:10,579 --> 01:29:11,511
  6448. I just, um,
  6449.  
  6450. 1500
  6451. 01:29:14,083 --> 01:29:15,849
  6452. I lost my twinkle.
  6453.  
  6454. 1501
  6455. 01:29:18,454 --> 01:29:21,822
  6456. (mimicking rocket noises)
  6457.  
  6458. 1502
  6459. 01:29:23,659 --> 01:29:25,792
  6460. - This is from your father.
  6461.  
  6462. 1503
  6463. 01:29:26,829 --> 01:29:27,728
  6464. - My dad?
  6465.  
  6466. 1504
  6467. 01:29:29,631 --> 01:29:31,631
  6468. He remembered?
  6469.  
  6470. 1505
  6471. 01:29:31,633 --> 01:29:33,700
  6472. - He always loved you, Georgie.
  6473.  
  6474. 1506
  6475. 01:29:33,702 --> 01:29:36,436
  6476. - He got rid of that toy
  6477. to put food on the table.
  6478.  
  6479. 1507
  6480. 01:29:36,438 --> 01:29:37,971
  6481. That's why he sold it.
  6482.  
  6483. 1508
  6484. 01:29:37,973 --> 01:29:40,073
  6485. - I always wanted
  6486. to be an astronaut.
  6487.  
  6488. 1509
  6489. 01:29:40,075 --> 01:29:43,643
  6490. (mimicking rocket noises)
  6491.  
  6492. 1510
  6493. 01:29:48,617 --> 01:29:50,751
  6494. (laughs)
  6495.  
  6496. 1511
  6497. 01:29:52,588 --> 01:29:55,155
  6498. (dramatic music)
  6499.  
  6500. 1512
  6501. 01:29:55,157 --> 01:29:56,890
  6502. What have I done?
  6503.  
  6504. 1513
  6505. 01:29:59,027 --> 01:30:00,794
  6506. I've ruined Christmas.
  6507.  
  6508. 1514
  6509. 01:30:00,796 --> 01:30:02,763
  6510. - There's still time, Georgie.
  6511.  
  6512. 1515
  6513. 01:30:02,765 --> 01:30:04,798
  6514. You know what you must do.
  6515.  
  6516. 1516
  6517. 01:30:17,846 --> 01:30:20,013
  6518. Computer: Weapons deactivated.
  6519.  
  6520. 1517
  6521. 01:30:20,015 --> 01:30:22,048
  6522. (sighing)
  6523.  
  6524. 1518
  6525. 01:30:26,989 --> 01:30:27,888
  6526. - Oh wait.
  6527.  
  6528. 1519
  6529. 01:30:29,191 --> 01:30:32,559
  6530. Is this the part
  6531. where Santa shoots us?
  6532.  
  6533. 1520
  6534. 01:30:33,996 --> 01:30:36,129
  6535. - I'm full of the
  6536. Christmas spirit right now.
  6537.  
  6538. 1521
  6539. 01:30:36,131 --> 01:30:38,565
  6540. I'm gonna act like
  6541. I didn't hear that.
  6542.  
  6543. 1522
  6544. 01:30:38,567 --> 01:30:41,902
  6545. (mimicking rocket noises)
  6546.  
  6547. 1523
  6548. 01:30:44,506 --> 01:30:46,206
  6549. - So, Little Georgie.
  6550.  
  6551. 1524
  6552. 01:30:46,208 --> 01:30:47,707
  6553. - Yes, Santa?
  6554.  
  6555. 1525
  6556. 01:30:47,709 --> 01:30:49,876
  6557. - Tell Santa what else
  6558. you want for Christmas.
  6559.  
  6560. 1526
  6561. 01:30:49,878 --> 01:30:50,744
  6562. - Really?
  6563.  
  6564. 1527
  6565. 01:30:52,514 --> 01:30:55,515
  6566. I want, I want a pony.
  6567.  
  6568. 1528
  6569. 01:30:55,517 --> 01:30:58,885
  6570. And I want a dolly.
  6571.  
  6572. 1529
  6573. 01:30:58,887 --> 01:31:03,056
  6574. And, and I want the
  6575. Rock action figure.
  6576.  
  6577. 1530
  6578. 01:31:03,058 --> 01:31:05,225
  6579. - You know, the one
  6580. with the muscles.
  6581.  
  6582. 1531
  6583. 01:31:05,227 --> 01:31:06,526
  6584. - The muscles.
  6585. - The muscles.
  6586.  
  6587. 1532
  6588. 01:31:06,528 --> 01:31:08,061
  6589. Santa: Got it.
  6590.  
  6591. 1533
  6592. 01:31:08,063 --> 01:31:09,830
  6593. - And how about a hot cup
  6594. of cocoa, Little Georgie?
  6595.  
  6596. 1534
  6597. 01:31:09,832 --> 01:31:11,665
  6598. - Yes please.
  6599.  
  6600. 1535
  6601. 01:31:11,667 --> 01:31:14,534
  6602. - Oh, I want some hot cocoa.
  6603.  
  6604. 1536
  6605. 01:31:14,536 --> 01:31:16,837
  6606. Yeah, and I want a spaceship.
  6607.  
  6608. 1537
  6609. 01:31:16,839 --> 01:31:18,638
  6610. And I wanna sit on Santa's lap
  6611.  
  6612. 1538
  6613. 01:31:20,042 --> 01:31:24,578
  6614. because he gets everything
  6615. and I never get nothing.
  6616.  
  6617. 1539
  6618. 01:31:24,947 --> 01:31:26,146
  6619. (crying)
  6620.  
  6621. 1540
  6622. 01:31:26,148 --> 01:31:27,047
  6623. - It's...
  6624.  
  6625. 1541
  6626. 01:31:28,016 --> 01:31:30,016
  6627. It's okay, my boy.
  6628.  
  6629. 1542
  6630. 01:31:30,018 --> 01:31:32,252
  6631. Don't cry, it's okay.
  6632.  
  6633. 1543
  6634. 01:31:32,254 --> 01:31:33,987
  6635. Oh, oh, now, boys?
  6636.  
  6637. 1544
  6638. 01:31:35,057 --> 01:31:36,490
  6639. - Yes, Santa?
  6640.  
  6641. 1545
  6642. 01:31:36,492 --> 01:31:40,160
  6643. - There's still time for
  6644. Santa to save Christmas.
  6645.  
  6646. 1546
  6647. 01:31:46,768 --> 01:31:48,802
  6648. (sighs)
  6649.  
  6650. 1547
  6651. 01:31:50,806 --> 01:31:54,541
  6652. It's time for Santa
  6653. to get back to work.
  6654.  
  6655. 1548
  6656. 01:31:54,543 --> 01:31:56,943
  6657. ( High five claps)
  6658.  
  6659. 1549
  6660. 01:31:56,945 --> 01:32:01,681
  6661. ¶ Oh baby, baby, I
  6662. remember our first love ¶
  6663.  
  6664. 1550
  6665. 01:32:03,285 --> 01:32:08,154
  6666. ¶ You walked in to find a name
  6667. and face you didn't know ¶
  6668.  
  6669. 1551
  6670. 01:32:11,126 --> 01:32:15,996
  6671. ¶ Oh baby, baby, could
  6672. you imagine my surprise ¶
  6673.  
  6674. 1552
  6675. 01:32:17,733 --> 01:32:19,666
  6676. ¶ When you looked my way
  6677.  
  6678. 1553
  6679. 01:32:19,668 --> 01:32:24,538
  6680. ¶ With your sugar lips
  6681. and honey brown eyes ¶
  6682.  
  6683. 1554
  6684. 01:32:25,841 --> 01:32:28,642
  6685. ¶ Cause it feels
  6686. all right, darling ¶
  6687.  
  6688. 1555
  6689. 01:32:28,644 --> 01:32:32,012
  6690. ¶ It feels simply
  6691.  
  6692. 1556
  6693. 01:32:32,014 --> 01:32:34,781
  6694. ¶ And it feels
  6695. there's a whole lot ¶
  6696.  
  6697. 1557
  6698. 01:32:34,783 --> 01:32:37,651
  6699. ¶ of love going round here
  6700.  
  6701. 1558
  6702. 01:32:37,653 --> 01:32:41,121
  6703. - This is a Grand
  6704. Elf diamond cane.
  6705.  
  6706. 1559
  6707. 01:32:41,123 --> 01:32:44,257
  6708. I'll give you a million
  6709. dollars each for these.
  6710.  
  6711. 1560
  6712. 01:32:44,259 --> 01:32:46,927
  6713. - (laughs) Christmas just came.
  6714.  
  6715. 1561
  6716. 01:32:46,929 --> 01:32:49,296
  6717. ¶ But I like the way you move
  6718.  
  6719. 1562
  6720. 01:32:49,298 --> 01:32:54,167
  6721. ¶ Oh yeah, I like your style
  6722.  
  6723. 1563
  6724. 01:32:55,103 --> 01:32:56,336
  6725. ¶ So go on, tell me
  6726.  
  6727. 1564
  6728. 01:32:56,338 --> 01:32:58,838
  6729. (shouting)
  6730.  
  6731. 1565
  6732. 01:32:59,942 --> 01:33:01,575
  6733. - Let's go.
  6734.  
  6735. 1566
  6736. 01:33:01,577 --> 01:33:03,710
  6737. You're going downtown,
  6738. Miss Coalbottom, let's go.
  6739.  
  6740. 1567
  6741. 01:33:03,712 --> 01:33:07,948
  6742. ¶ With a little romance
  6743.  
  6744. 1568
  6745. 01:33:07,950 --> 01:33:11,318
  6746. ¶ 'Cause it feels
  6747. all right, darling ¶
  6748.  
  6749. 1569
  6750. 01:33:11,320 --> 01:33:15,155
  6751. ¶ It feels simply
  6752.  
  6753. 1570
  6754. 01:33:15,157 --> 01:33:16,690
  6755. ¶ And it feels
  6756.  
  6757. 1571
  6758. 01:33:16,692 --> 01:33:19,225
  6759. (phone ringing)
  6760.  
  6761. 1572
  6762. 01:33:20,696 --> 01:33:22,028
  6763. - Pops?
  6764.  
  6765. 1573
  6766. 01:33:22,030 --> 01:33:23,330
  6767. - No.
  6768.  
  6769. 1574
  6770. 01:33:23,332 --> 01:33:24,230
  6771. Georgie?
  6772.  
  6773. 1575
  6774. 01:33:26,368 --> 01:33:28,835
  6775. - Dad, I'm so sorry
  6776. for everything I did.
  6777.  
  6778. 1576
  6779. 01:33:28,837 --> 01:33:30,870
  6780. - That's past us,
  6781. it's fine, son.
  6782.  
  6783. 1577
  6784. 01:33:30,872 --> 01:33:32,138
  6785. And I'm sorry too.
  6786.  
  6787. 1578
  6788. 01:33:32,140 --> 01:33:35,308
  6789. I let you down, I
  6790. know I let you down.
  6791.  
  6792. 1579
  6793. 01:33:35,310 --> 01:33:39,713
  6794. - But hey, I wanted you to
  6795. know, I got the spaceship.
  6796.  
  6797. 1580
  6798. 01:33:39,715 --> 01:33:40,347
  6799. - So where are you?
  6800.  
  6801. 1581
  6802. 01:33:40,349 --> 01:33:41,314
  6803. What are you doing?
  6804.  
  6805. 1582
  6806. 01:33:41,316 --> 01:33:43,717
  6807. - Dad, I'm in the North Pole
  6808.  
  6809. 1583
  6810. 01:33:44,987 --> 01:33:47,721
  6811. and I figured out
  6812. what I want to be.
  6813.  
  6814. 1584
  6815. 01:33:47,723 --> 01:33:49,055
  6816. I wanna be an elf.
  6817.  
  6818. 1585
  6819. 01:33:49,057 --> 01:33:50,056
  6820. - What?
  6821.  
  6822. 1586
  6823. 01:33:50,058 --> 01:33:52,826
  6824. You're too big, an elf?
  6825.  
  6826. 1587
  6827. 01:33:52,828 --> 01:33:55,195
  6828. - I got my twinkle back.
  6829.  
  6830. 1588
  6831. 01:33:55,197 --> 01:33:58,398
  6832. - That's what you
  6833. want, seek your bliss.
  6834.  
  6835. 1589
  6836. 01:34:03,405 --> 01:34:05,372
  6837. - I love you, Dad.
  6838.  
  6839. 1590
  6840. 01:34:05,374 --> 01:34:07,140
  6841. - I love you, boy.
  6842.  
  6843. 1591
  6844. 01:34:08,910 --> 01:34:10,276
  6845. - Merry Christmas.
  6846.  
  6847. 1592
  6848. 01:34:12,080 --> 01:34:14,214
  6849. - Merry Christmas, Georgie.
  6850.  
  6851. 1593
  6852. 01:34:15,150 --> 01:34:17,283
  6853. (kisses)
  6854.  
  6855. 1594
  6856. 01:34:18,754 --> 01:34:20,220
  6857. - I'll see you soon, huh?
  6858.  
  6859. 1595
  6860. 01:34:24,059 --> 01:34:25,825
  6861. - You know, you're supposed
  6862. to double wrap those
  6863.  
  6864. 1596
  6865. 01:34:25,827 --> 01:34:26,893
  6866. with tape, right?
  6867.  
  6868. 1597
  6869. 01:34:26,895 --> 01:34:29,195
  6870. - Yeah, that's not right.
  6871.  
  6872. 1598
  6873. 01:34:29,197 --> 01:34:32,332
  6874. - What, do you think
  6875. I'm some kind of dummy?
  6876.  
  6877. 1599
  6878. 01:34:32,334 --> 01:34:33,233
  6879. Huh?
  6880.  
  6881. 1600
  6882. 01:34:34,436 --> 01:34:35,802
  6883. I'm just kidding.
  6884.  
  6885. 1601
  6886. 01:34:35,804 --> 01:34:37,103
  6887. I got my twinkle back, come on.
  6888.  
  6889. 1602
  6890. 01:34:37,105 --> 01:34:38,304
  6891. Got a lot of work to do.
  6892.  
  6893. 1603
  6894. 01:34:38,306 --> 01:34:40,240
  6895. ¶ It feels all right, darling
  6896.  
  6897. 1604
  6898. 01:34:40,242 --> 01:34:43,943
  6899. ¶ It feels simply
  6900.  
  6901. 1605
  6902. 01:34:43,945 --> 01:34:46,212
  6903. ¶ And it feels
  6904. there's a whole lot ¶
  6905.  
  6906. 1606
  6907. 01:34:46,214 --> 01:34:51,084
  6908. ¶ of love going round here
  6909.  
  6910. 1607
  6911. 01:34:52,120 --> 01:34:54,254
  6912. ¶ Every time I wake up lonely
  6913.  
  6914. 1608
  6915. 01:34:54,256 --> 01:34:58,858
  6916. ¶ You just slip into my head
  6917.  
  6918. 1609
  6919. 01:34:58,860 --> 01:35:02,762
  6920. ¶ But I'd rather wake
  6921. on Sunday with you ¶
  6922.  
  6923. 1610
  6924. 01:35:02,764 --> 01:35:07,434
  6925. ¶ With you sleeping there
  6926. right next to me in my bed ¶
  6927.  
  6928. 1611
  6929. 01:35:09,004 --> 01:35:12,439
  6930. ¶ 'Cause it feels
  6931. all right, darling ¶
  6932.  
  6933. 1612
  6934. 01:35:12,441 --> 01:35:16,142
  6935. ¶ It feels simply
  6936.  
  6937. 1613
  6938. 01:35:16,144 --> 01:35:18,912
  6939. ¶ And it feels
  6940. there's a whole lot ¶
  6941.  
  6942. 1614
  6943. 01:35:18,914 --> 01:35:23,316
  6944. ¶ of love going round here
  6945.  
  6946. 1615
  6947. 01:35:23,318 --> 01:35:27,087
  6948. ¶ 'Cause it feels
  6949. all right, darling ¶
  6950.  
  6951. 1616
  6952. 01:35:27,089 --> 01:35:30,724
  6953. ¶ It feels simply
  6954.  
  6955. 1617
  6956. 01:35:30,726 --> 01:35:33,126
  6957. ¶ And it feels
  6958. there's a whole lot ¶
  6959.  
  6960. 1618
  6961. 01:35:33,128 --> 01:35:37,997
  6962. ¶ of love going round here
  6963.  
  6964. 1619
  6965. 01:35:37,999 --> 01:35:41,501
  6966. ¶ 'Cause it feels
  6967. all right, darling ¶
  6968.  
  6969. 1620
  6970. 01:35:41,503 --> 01:35:45,038
  6971. ¶ It feels simply
  6972.  
  6973. 1621
  6974. 01:35:45,040 --> 01:35:47,006
  6975. ¶ And it feels
  6976. there's a whole lot ¶
  6977.  
  6978. 1622
  6979. 01:35:47,008 --> 01:35:52,078
  6980. ¶ of love going round here
  6981.  
  6982. 1623
  6983. 01:35:52,881 --> 01:35:55,982
  6984. ¶ It feels all right, darling
  6985.  
  6986. 1624
  6987. 01:35:55,984 --> 01:35:59,352
  6988. ¶ It feels simply
  6989.  
  6990. 1625
  6991. 01:35:59,354 --> 01:36:02,055
  6992. ¶ And it feels
  6993. there's a whole lot ¶
  6994.  
  6995. 1626
  6996. 01:36:02,057 --> 01:36:04,090
  6997. ¶ of love going round here
  6998.  
  6999. 1627
  7000. 01:36:10,198 --> 01:36:14,367
  7001. - Hey, Pency, what is my
  7002. mom's credit card number?
  7003.  
  7004. 1628
  7005. 01:36:14,369 --> 01:36:18,104
  7006. - Hey, Pency, search
  7007. for dank memes.
  7008.  
  7009. 1629
  7010. 01:36:18,106 --> 01:36:21,508
  7011. - Pencil Phone is the
  7012. peak of human evolution.
  7013.  
  7014. 1630
  7015. 01:36:21,510 --> 01:36:25,245
  7016. - Hey Pency, search
  7017. for rash on my...
  7018.  
  7019. 1631
  7020. 01:36:26,214 --> 01:36:27,847
  7021. - Hey, Mom.
  7022.  
  7023. 1632
  7024. 01:36:27,849 --> 01:36:30,049
  7025. I broke my leg again.
  7026.  
  7027. 1633
  7028. 01:36:30,051 --> 01:36:33,253
  7029. - Hey Pency, where's the
  7030. nearest cockfighting ring?
  7031.  
  7032. 1634
  7033. 01:36:33,255 --> 01:36:34,988
  7034. - Pency, where's the closest--
  7035.  
  7036. 1635
  7037. 01:36:34,990 --> 01:36:37,056
  7038. Pency: Clothing optional beach?
  7039.  
  7040. 1636
  7041. 01:36:37,058 --> 01:36:37,991
  7042. - Yeah.
  7043.  
  7044. 1637
  7045. 01:36:37,993 --> 01:36:38,825
  7046. - Selfie!
  7047.  
  7048. 1638
  7049. 01:36:38,827 --> 01:36:40,126
  7050. (camera clicks)
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