[#1]
At the last moment, an intrusion, an old witch, a wink.
Oil fries, nobody's there.
Just Joan the slut.
Mom, dad, yourself.
A stick, a log, a stone, dead.
Made a slave by the bad guy.
It's gotta be you or me...

Who's missing?


[#2]
Old Mother Twitchett likes kisses.
She turns over her long tail
and with one eye stares.

Give her a kiss on her cute little mouth
As thanks, she'll share her tail.
Old Mother Twitchett...

Who is it?


[#3]
There was a crazy family
riding a crazy horse
running like crazy.

Where did they get to?


[#4]
Some brothers picked up a corpse and buried it in a stone grave.

Who killed and ate the kid?