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  1. >"Please forgive me Mayor but I know I can raise money for the town by going!"
  2. >This was the last thing she said before she went off to fight in Smash
  3. >It has been a few months since she left to fight
  4. >Up to your neck in paperwork but you know you have to work hard for her
  5. >You've been invited for a visiting day and you're excited to finally see her again
  6. >You both planned on a date, but what she doesn't know is that you plan on proposing to her right on the spot
  7. >Unfortunately get there a little late due to the heavy workload.
  8. >Go to the front help desk and see her portrait for employee of the month in the back
  9. >The receptionist looks at you and immediately recognizes you.
  10. >"Oh she told me she was going to be busy all night today, have fun."
  11. >Start heading towards the building on the directions she gave you
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  13. >Be Isabelle
  14. >Today is the day you see the mayor again and go on a date
  15. >Call off work on one of the busiest days of your front desk job
  16. >All you have is one scheduled fight in the morning
  17. >Just one three player smash against K Rool and Wolf
  18. >It shouldn't be too bad, right?
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  20. >The lady at the front desk gives you directions to the woman's living quarters
  21. >Relieved that living quarters are located far away from the men's living quarters
  22. >Now you don't have to worry about any creeps or weirdos harassing her
  23. >It even says she's on the floor right above the royalty floor. No doubt there is extra security there.
  24. >You notice it's getting pretty late for your date so you start running to get there faster
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  26. >See K rool and Wolf talking to eachother as you get to the arena
  27. >They look kind of heated
  28. >Wave and ask what's wrong
  29. >"WOLF HERE THINKS HE CAN SKIM OUT ON PAYING FOR MY LUNCH WHEN HE LOST A BET FAIR AND SQUARE"
  30. >"Listen. How about a new wager? All or nothing. Whoever wins THIS match has to pay for lunch and throw in a few drinks too."
  31. >They both look at you
  32. >"Hell we'll even include little Isabelle in this one."
  33. >Wait what?! But before you can protest anything they both agree and force you into agreeing as well
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  35. >You are in complete disbelief at the state of the woman's living quarters
  36. >Near the front porch there are several passed out fighters and people you don't quite recognize laying about
  37. >There are people flying out of the second door windows and you swear one of the rooms had smoke coming out
  38. >You double check to make sure you didn't make a mistake and sure enough it's the right building
  39. >Sign it off as a very busy visiting day and walk inside
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  41. >GAME!
  42. >AND THE WINNER IS... WOLF!
  43. >What a rotten game! They purposefully were teaming and targeting you the whole fight.
  44. >You are betting there wasn't ever an original bet and they just wanted a free meal.
  45. >You hide your bitterness as they both walk towards you laughing
  46. >"So about those free drinks?"
  47. >Again before you can say anything they carry you off towards one of the local spots the rougher fighters hang out at
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  49. >The building's front desk is completely empty with the glass broken and toilet paper thrown about
  50. >Walk towards the elevator before a giant gorilla forces open the doors swings out of the elevator door with some cables
  51. >Elevator is out of order you suppose.
  52. >You locate the stairs at the opposite end of the hall and walk towards it
  53. >Can overhear laughter, cheering and loud crashing inside the rooms you pass by
  54. >As you get to the stairs down slides a streaking helmeted man on the handrails
  55. >Starts screaming down the hallway about birds or something.
  56. >You noticed some broad on his shoulders giggling as they enter one of the rooms.
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  58. >You down the final shot on the table as the entire room cheers you on
  59. >Raise your hands in triumph while giggling
  60. >Wolf and K Rool are laughing and propping you up like a champion
  61. >As they set you down you look at the clock for a minute before remembering you had something to do tonight
  62. >You can't remember what though...maybe you wrote it on your planner.
  63. >Having a hard time walking straight so you decide to ask for some help
  64. >Decide to whipser into their ears so you don't ruin the good mood
  65. >"Hehehe... my room. Nowwww..."
  66. >They both look at each other with a big smile
  67. >They were being extra careful when helping you home, grabbing your hips if you started to sway or even adjusting your clothing if it got in the way.
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  69. >As you get to the second floor you're surprised to see some young girl getting plowed by an elf right there in the hallway
  70. >In fact you could have sworn there was an extra amount of thumping and moaning on this floor
  71. >Get to the royalty floor and it's in the exact same state of affairs as the previous floors
  72. >Except louder. A lot louder. You can hear roaring and excessively loud moaning coming from the rooms.
  73. >Get nervous as you climb to the floor your secretary is on
  74. >Exhale a sigh of relief as It's the only quiet floor
  75. >See her cute door at the end of the hallway. It has her name neatly printed on a paper paw print.
  76. >As you're about to knock on the door your heart stops as you see a fat naked cocodile exiting out the door
  77. >Marches out angrily muttering something about a greedy turn hog.
  78. >Quickly open the door
  79. >"O-oh... Mayor... I forgot you were coming today..."
  80. >She is lying on her bed with a sleeping wolf on top of her, his naked body pushing her into a wet puddle on the sheets.
  81. >"Um... he's going to be stuck like this for a while, so I don't think we can go on our date tonight...please forgive me Mayor".
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