[b][large]FORM OF REQUEST FOR DISTRIBUTION OF UNUSUAL GOODS BY SUPPLY[/large][/b]
Paperwork Creator: Nhamth Jhyr'ss
Paperwork Creation Requester: Vox of Irritating Interest
Paperwork Purpose: To authorize the wholesale distribution of objects not normally distributed by Cargo for the use and enjoyment of crew and civilians alike.

[b]What do you wish to distribute? Explain in detail:[/b] [field]

[b]Is what you are making dangerous? Explain in detail:[/b] [field]

[b]Is what you are making stupid? Explain in detail:[/b] [field]

[b]What do you require to make it possible? Explain in detail:[/b] [field]

[b]Are you annoying? Explain in detail:[/b] [field]

[b]Are you a traitor? Explain in detail:[/b] [field]

[b]Are you a wizard? Explain in detail:[/b] [field]

[b]Are you a changeling? Explain in detail:[/b] [field]

[b]Are you a blob? Explain in detail:[/b] [field]

[b]Are you a nuclear agent? Explain in detail:[/b] [field]

[b]Have you now or have you ever been in the employ of a rival corporation? Explain in detail:[/b] [field]

[b]Do you like Nanotrasen? Explain in detail:[/b] [field]

[b]Do you otherwise intent to impair the Cyberiad's function in any way, shape, or form? Explain in detail:[/b] [field]

[b]Are you a clown? Explain in detail:[/b] [field]

Please answer all questions to the best of your ability.

[b]Signitures[/b] (all required for request; stamps also required for those possessing one):
Requester: [field]
Quartermaster: [field]
Head of Security: [field]
Captain: [field]
Head of Personnel: [field]
Chief Medical Officer: [field]
Clown: [field]
Witness: [field]
Officiant: [field]