BoringAnon

Chapter 13

Jul 18th, 2015
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  1. >You had a weird as fuck dream that night
  2. >For some reason, you remember trying to throw away a handful of spaghetti
  3. >But you accidentally threw it inside of hole in the top of your head
  4. >Which was on a table
  5. >Maybe you shouldn't get into dank memes right before you sleep
  6. >Spike wakes you up, licking your face
  7. >Fuck...
  8. >You look to your clock
  9. >This is a little earlier than usual
  10. >You groggily get out of bed and go to check your phone
  11. >Will this be day three of messages?
  12. >1 New Message
  13. >Everything's turning up Twilight!
  14. >From: Fluttershy
  15. >Oh
  16. >"[Meet after school today]"
  17. >Fuck
  18. >Well now you have THAT to look forward to
  19. >Don't have the energy to take a shower today
  20. >Just get dressed and head downstairs
  21. >Dad's drinking coffee and waves at you
  22. >"You're up earlier than usual."
  23. "Yeah."
  24. >He takes a sip from his drink
  25. >"Did you want to do something today?"
  26. "I can't... I have to go somewhere with one of my... Friends..."
  27. >Calling her that almost makes you want to vomit
  28. >Your father sighs
  29. >"Well, perhaps someday, then."
  30. "I'm sorry... I'm just busy lately."
  31. >He shrugs
  32. >You grab a quick snack and head out the door
  33. >School today...
  34. >Better savor it
  35. >Might be your last
  36. >Or, maybe you should just hope it isn't total shit
  37. >'Savoring' might be a bit delusional
  38. >At least normies will be focused more on Anon than you today
  39. >Once in school, you hear people talking about the fight
  40. >All concerned for Trixie
  41. >'how could anyone do that! :^)'
  42. >Normies...
  43. >Just don't fucking worry about it
  44. >They'll never change
  45. >After the first few periods, you head to lunch
  46. >Feels a bit like a last supper
  47. >Definitely know who the fucking backstabbing whore is
  48. >Only there's shitty cafeteria food now
  49. >You take a seat next to Trixie
  50. >You've noticed that she hasn't been hounding you nearly as much as she used to
  51. >Actually talks to the other girls
  52. >It feels a little bad to be less socially dexterous than her
  53. >But whatever
  54. >Be happy for the little sperg
  55. >She turns to you
  56. >"Where is Miss Shimmer?"
  57. "What do you mean?"
  58. >"Should she not be returning to school today?"
  59. >You shrug
  60. >If so, it is pretty weird she's not here
  61. >Aside from the fight with Anon, you haven't heard about her doing anything bad
  62. >No missing school days
  63. >Never late to class
  64. >"I told ya'll, that girl'll never change."
  65. >Rarity rolls her eyes
  66. >"She's been nothing but cordial with us. Rumors are only that."
  67. >"Maybe y'all let the truth slide off y'all's skin like scales off a snake, but fact is she may seem nice, but she's puttin' on an act. Probably just tryin' to stay out of juvie, or prison now that she's older, I s'pose."
  68. >Rarity scoffs
  69. >"Yes, let's listen to you babble on about the rumors you've heard as they relate to the truth, you mud-ridden... neanderthal!"
  70. >"If it's a true rumor, then there ain't no problem, now is there? 'N she only went away fer the stuff they could prove, too!"
  71. >Rarity plugs her ears
  72. "Sunny's not a bad girl. She's one of the nicest people I know."
  73. >"Sugarcube, y'all know like seven people. 'N I'm one of 'em, so there's only like six people in the runnin' fer 'nicest person Twilight Sparkle knows'. Your word don't mean much."
  74. >Fucking Forrest Gump of apples
  75. >You wish you could 'let out some aggression' right now
  76. "But it's true. She's... Always been very nice to me, to Trixie, to all of you guys!"
  77. >"Y'all know nothin' 'bout nothin', Twi. You know what they used to call her?"
  78. "By her name?"
  79. >"What? No! Well, yes, but no. Quit with yer stupid."
  80. >You shrug
  81. "So what did they call her?"
  82. >"I don't rightly remember, but it was somethin' fierce 'n satanic. Maybe something like 'The Devil of Canterlot' or somethin'."
  83. >You throw your hands up in the air
  84. "That's just Daredevil!"
  85. >"Well I'm sorry, Twi, I said I didn't remember. I said it was somethin' LIKE that, not that it was that. This is why people don't like you, Twi. Always tryin' ta point out why people are wrong, every little thing they say."
  86. >Oh yeah, totally
  87. >Fucking inbreeding hillbillies
  88. "Y-You know, coming from you... It's very hypocritical."
  89. >Applejack crosses her arms
  90. >"'N see? There ya go again. Tryin' ta point out every flaw in everybody else. Y'all gots a problem, Twilight. 'N the problem is yourself. I don't have a cure."
  91. >What?!
  92. >But
  93. >FUCKING FARMER PIECE OF SHIT
  94. "I... I..."
  95. >"Ye dun burned me bad, Sug—"
  96. "YEAH, WELL—"
  97. >"GIRLS, PLEASE!"
  98. >Rarity rubs at her head
  99. >"If I'm stressed while eating, it'll affect my metabolism!"
  100. >Applejack laughs
  101. >"Y'all don't even eat, what do you care about your metaba-whatever?"
  102. >"Yes, metaba-whatever. No wonder you're in remedial math classes..."
  103. >Applejack snarls
  104. >"When y'all're up to your necks in debt, I'll be on muh farm! No debt! If the gubment just got outta education, I wouldn't need no high school!"
  105. >Rarity and Applejack continue to bicker
  106. >Every
  107. >Fucking
  108. >Day
  109. >You notice Rainbow Dash has been awfully quiet
  110. >Playing some dumb handheld game, it seems
  111. >Replacement boyfriend, you guess
  112. >And Fluttershy
  113. >Fucking bitch
  114. >Just sitting there looking like her usual, fake, shy self
  115. >By the time the bell rings to signal lunch's end, Rarity and Applejack are looking like they want to kill each other
  116. >Again
  117. >Really gotta wonder why they sit next to each other if all they ever do is argue
  118. >As you leave, Fluttershy gives you a cute smile and waves
  119. >Ugh
  120. >That bitch is going to be the death of you
  121. >For real
  122. >Man, you don't want to die
  123. >But, just be cool
  124. >Be cool and stay calm
  125. >The rest of school passes by too quickly
  126. >Why can't the people here teach anything at a reasonable pace?
  127. >Do you really need to spend three days on the same mathematical concept?
  128. >Fucking normies, why are they so dumb?
  129. >Even in advanced classes, you're just surrounded by smart normies
  130. >You remember liking to learn shit by yourself
  131. >School ruined your ability to enjoy learning
  132. >As the last bell rings, you sigh
  133. >Not much to 'savor' here
  134. >You do try and savor the walk to Fluttershy's locker
  135. >Every fraction of time you don't need to be with her is nice
  136. >But that can't last forever
  137. >Despite what Zeno may think, you do eventually reach your desination
  138. >She gives you a girlish pout as you approach her
  139. >"I wish you'd chickened out."
  140. "I bet you do..."
  141. >She motions for you to follow her
  142. "Do... Do you know what he's going to have me do?"
  143. >"I don't know until he tells me."
  144. >You sigh
  145. >Why does she just blindly follow Discord around?
  146. >She's crazy, and maybe crazy sticks together, but still
  147. >Once you've gotten a good bit away from the school, Fluttershy's demeanor changes, her gait
  148. >Some fucking Keyser Soze shit
  149. >It's a long walk, but eventually you make it to that fucking rundown Pizza N Play
  150. >Shouldn't people be suspicious that one of these is open despite no one ever going there?
  151. >Fluttershy looks at you and laughs
  152. >"Scared?"
  153. >You don't respond, but the answer is yes
  154. >You walk into the pizza arcade, and Follow Fluttershy to the back
  155. >She knocks on the Employees Only door
  156. >Pattern seems different this time
  157. >It opens up
  158. >Despite being scared, you're not shaking quite so much
  159. >If anything happens...
  160. >Maybe your basic fight moves can help you
  161. >Or the gun...
  162. >Fluttershy pushes open the door to Discord's room
  163. >Immediately, she runs up to him and bounces onto his lap, putting her arms around him
  164. >She nuzzles her face against his chest
  165. >Yuck
  166. >"Twilight. I've been expecting you."
  167. >He used that one the last time...
  168. >You walk towards his 'throne', stopping a few feet from him
  169. >Discord smiles warmly
  170. >"I'm so glad to see a good friend."
  171. >"What about me?"
  172. >Discord pinches Fluttershy's cheek
  173. >"Of course I'm glad to see you, too!"
  174. >He turns to you
  175. >"So, up for another game of Magic? Or did you want to see my weapon collection? I have so many things planned for tonight!"
  176. >You just stand there awkwardly
  177. >"Speak up, please. Unless you want to respond to everything in mime, from now on. That could be fun!"
  178. "I... So the errand is just hanging out again?"
  179. >Discord's laughter fills your ears
  180. >"No, I do have something I want you and Fluttershy to do later."
  181. >Fluttershy pouts in protest
  182. >"Do I have to go with her?"
  183. >"I need my friends to get along. You can do that, right girls?"
  184. >Fluttershy crosses her arms
  185. >You just nod glumly
  186. >Does he think he's your fucking dad or something?
  187. >Discord just gives you the creeps...
  188. >He pats his free knee
  189. >"Take a seat."
  190. >You hesitate
  191. "Um..."
  192. >"Ah, no, it's fine. We'll build up to that. Anyways, please, I want to show you my collection! I have all types of swords..."
  193. >Fluttershy hops off of him, and he beckons you over to a large case filled with all kinds of swords
  194. >Some extremely ornate
  195. >Some very old
  196. >All extremely cool
  197. >You know, for something autistic
  198. >Owned by an insane criminal
  199. >Discord pulls out a small Japanese short-sword and sits down on a large couch
  200. >You sit as far from him as you can
  201. >Fluttershy takes her seat back on his lap
  202. >"Do you know what this is?"
  203. "A wakazashi, obviously."
  204. >He smiles
  205. >"Yes it is. Do you want this?"
  206. >What?
  207. >You stutter
  208. >"Oh, I don't mean THIS one. I'm quite partial to it. I've had it for a very long time, but I mean, look around you, Twilight."
  209. >An amazing weapons collection
  210. >Magic cards as far as the eye can see
  211. >What looks to be a huge 4k television on the other side of the room
  212. >A huge library spanning one of the walls
  213. >Really neat furniture all over the place
  214. >Probably has a great battlestation somewhere...
  215. "I mean... It's nice."
  216. >"I think it's a lot more than that! You know, I get to spend most of my time in here... I rarely leave my room. This is paradise for people like us, right?"
  217. >Like us?
  218. >Sure, maybe you have autistic fantasies of just sitting around in your room all day with tons of cool shit
  219. >But at the same time, that seems like a shitty life
  220. >You want... Something else
  221. >You're not sure what that would look like
  222. "I... I'm not sure I do... And I'm not sure I want to... Do what you do, to get it."
  223. >He laughs and looks at you as if you'd just said something crazy
  224. >Fluttershy glares at you in his arms
  225. >"What's so bad about doing what I do?"
  226. "I don't want to hurt people..."
  227. >He swishes his wrist limply
  228. >"Hurting people, shmerting people. You know, Twilight, I like you because I knew what it was like to be young once. People... Someone who calls themselves a 'Magic savant' probably doesn't have a good relationship with them. Plus, my job is just to let people hurt themselves! I don't have to do much myself most of the time."
  229. >He flips the sheathed wakazahi around in one hand as he speaks
  230. >You remember 'random playing with objects' to be a sign of autism
  231. >You remember, because you stopped doing that once you found out
  232. >Discord points at you with the wakazashi
  233. >"You know, most people wouldn't care about the craftsmanship that goes into something like this. About the care that goes into anything. They don't really feel anything. Not like you, or I, or little Fluttershy do. Most people are hardly people at all, I find. What do they talk about? Other people? Reality television?"
  234. >He's starting to sound like /r9k/ to you...
  235. >This is the kind of shit you used to spout
  236. >DO spout
  237. >But still, it's autistic
  238. >Caring about the 'craftsmanship' of a wakazashi is pretty fucking spergy
  239. "I... Don't you ever think that hurting people for video games and swords might be..."
  240. >No, he wouldn't think it's immoral or bad
  241. "...embarrassing?"
  242. >He gives you a concerned look
  243. >"I remember thinking like that."
  244. >Discord scowls
  245. >"That's the seed they plant in your head. That you can't just like things... And those people you don't want to hurt... Well, nothing could be done without those 'people'. They buy my stuff, they take my bribes, they take my paychecks. That's why I can have nice things!"
  246. "Y-Yeah, but..."
  247. >Fuck
  248. >He's playing to your misanthropy
  249. >You shake your head
  250. "I just want to run your errand and go home..."
  251. >He frowns
  252. >"You'll come around! Fluttershy was much the same way when I first found her."
  253. >She smiles as he pets her cheek
  254. >"And I really do hope you come around. We're kindred spirits, you and I."
  255. >You turn your face from him
  256. >Not just because what he's saying is purposefully cliche
  257. >But because it also doesn't seem too far-fetched
  258. >What is he?
  259. >If he was an autist, he'd just be another in the sea of disgusting anime lovers and Magic nerds
  260. >"Now, Twilight, would you like to—"
  261. >"EY, BOSS!"
  262. >A large man had opened the door to the room
  263. >"THEY TOLD ME TO TELL YOU THAT IT'S READY!"
  264. >A flash of anger crosses Discord's face
  265. >"Can't you see I'm entertaining my friends?"
  266. >The henchman just scratches at his buzzcut
  267. >"UH, SORRY. THEY SAID AS SOON AS POSSIBLE."
  268. >You momentarily forget what you are and just shrug to yourself
  269. >Fucking loudass Big McLargehuge motherfucker
  270. >Probably eats steroids for breakfast
  271. >Discord turns to the door
  272. >"Well, you didn't do your job, then."
  273. >The man just scratches at his head again
  274. >"UH, I CAME AS SOON AS THEY TOLD ME."
  275. >"When I am entertaining friends, you should consider reaching me to be impossible. You interrupted me in front of—You know what, Chunk Hunkthunk, why don't you take a seat over here."
  276. >Discord pats on the space in the couch between you and him
  277. >The guy just looks around nervously
  278. >"UH..."
  279. >Discord snarls
  280. >"Please don't disrespect me further."
  281. >The henchman nods
  282. >"UH, BY THE WAY, MY NAME ISN'T CHUNK HUNKTHUNK. IT'S BULK BICEPS."
  283. >Of course it is
  284. >You and Discord both roll your eyes
  285. >Fluttershy actually blushes
  286. >Talk about no taste
  287. >The guy seems to bend the couch as he sits on it
  288. >"So, Bulk, tell me about yourself. What do you like to do for fun?"
  289. >"UH, WELL, I REALLY LIKE SHOOTING THE SHIT WITH THE GUYS AFTER WORK, YOU KNOW."
  290. >Discord rubs his chin
  291. >"Do you do that here?"
  292. >"AT THE ARCADE? NAH, YOU KNOW, WE GO TO THE BAR. PICK UP SOME CHICKS. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS, RIGHT BOSS? I MEAN, YOU'RE DROWNIN' IN CHICKS RIGHT NOW."
  293. >Bulk laughs nervously
  294. >"These are my friends, not 'chicks'. I'm afraid I'm a bit old-fashioned, Bulk. Twilight, you see this, right?"
  295. >Discord sort of nods his head at Bulk
  296. >What's he supposed to be showing you?
  297. >Just bring out the biggest Chad in the world
  298. >Literally
  299. >And prove his point to you?
  300. >Yeah, maybe normies are like this a lot of the time, but...
  301. >Discord flips the wakazashi in his hand
  302. >"Do you know what this is?"
  303. >"A SWORD?"
  304. >"What kind?"
  305. >Bulk sits, staring at the wakazashi
  306. >"I DON'T KNOW. SMALL."
  307. >Observant
  308. >Discord unsheathes the sword
  309. >He twists it in his hand, light gleaming off from its blade
  310. >Scratching his chin, he sighs
  311. >"I'm not sure I have a good joke for this one."
  312. >"FOR WHA—"
  313. >You scream and grab onto the couch as Discord drives the sword through Bulk's open mouth
  314. >Bulk sputters, blood pouring from out his mouth and the back of his head
  315. >Discord holds him down, and it doesn't take long for Bulk to go motionless
  316. >"He should watch what he eats! Because he's so, you know, large."
  317. >Discord snaps his fingers at you
  318. >"I'm drowning here, Twilight! Help a guy out!"
  319. >You can't talk
  320. >You can't move
  321. "Y-Y-Y-You..."
  322. >You press yourself into the couch, pushing yourself away from Bulk's body
  323. >Jesus fucking fuck
  324. >This isn't real
  325. >This... This can't be happening
  326. >Fluttershy sighs and gives a small frown
  327. >"I liked him."
  328. >"Oh, I know."
  329. >Fluttershy shrugs
  330. >Discord eyes the blood seeping into the couch
  331. >You whimper, crying
  332. >"This might be hard to get out... And Twilight, you really should stop fussing about. You hardly knew the guy! What're you getting so worked up for?"
  333. "I-I-I..."
  334. >You want to run, but you can't
  335. >You want to wretch, but can't
  336. >You can't do anything
  337. >Discord leans over Bulk's body
  338. >"Twilight, really. Fluttershy didn't react nearly as bad the first time."
  339. >"I told you about her..."
  340. >Discord pats you on the lap
  341. >You flinch, cowering on the couch
  342. >"All you know about Bulk is his name, and that he was probably a bad guy. I mean, he worked for me, after all! And if you did know him, that's still all you would know."
  343. "Y-You can't just... Kill people for no reason!"
  344. >"I'm telling you Twilight, they're not people. Not really. Now, up for a game? Or a movie?"
  345. >'Being cool' isn't a possibility right now
  346. >You stare at the lifeless body next to you
  347. >There's a difference between the edgy shit you'd post about 'beta uprising' and the real thing
  348. >Discord smiles at you like you're just a small child scared of something in their closet
  349. >Scared of something understandable, but ultimately silly
  350. >He takes one of Bulk's arms and taps your leg with the hand
  351. >"Boo!"
  352. >You shriek and fall out of the couch onto your hands and knees
  353. >Legs aren't working
  354. >Neither are your arms
  355. >You hear Discord shrug behind you
  356. >"What's so scary about a hand?"
  357. >"I told you she was a pussy."
  358. >Discord scoffs
  359. >"Language, please. She's just a bit green, is all."
  360. >He walks to your front and kneels down, with one hand on your shoulder
  361. >"Hey there, champ. You know, sometimes things can be a bit scary, but you've just gotta tough it out. It'll all make sense when you're older! C'mon, bring it 'ere."
  362. >Discord pulls you into a hug, and you don't have the energy to fight back
  363. >He pulls away and looks you in the eyes
  364. >"And remember. Don't do drugs! Stay in school! Use protection!"
  365. >Discord chuckles
  366. >He picks you up and you force yourself to stay up
  367. >You...
  368. >You don't want him to kill you for something like 'not being fun'
  369. >Just do what he wants...
  370. >"So, girls, want to watch a movie?"
  371. >"Sure."
  372. >You nod
  373. >"How's Robocop sound?"
  374. >Just play along, Twilight
  375. >Your life might depend on it
  376. "I-I'd buy that for a dollar..."
  377. >"Now that's what I like to hear!"
  378. >You barely hold yourself together as he leads you to the television
  379. >The three of you sit next to Discord in front of the large television
  380. >Try and forget that there's a body in the room
  381. >Just watch the movie
  382. >You'll be able to leave eventually
  383. >Run that errand
  384. >Maybe run away
  385. >Fuck
  386. >You don't really know what you're going to do now...
  387. >During the dream sequence, Discord speaks
  388. >"What did you guys think of the reboot? I, personally, loved it."
  389. >W-What?
  390. >What kind of autist loves the reboot of any classic film?
  391. >"Oh, um, me too."
  392. >Discord turns to you
  393. >"What about you, Twilight?"
  394. "Um..."
  395. >You sweat as Discord stares at you with that eerie smile he keeps
  396. >If you lie about seeing it, he might ask you about scenes you don't know about
  397. >Then chop your head off for lying or something
  398. >Jesus fuck
  399. >Just...
  400. "I... I didn't watch it..."
  401. >"Really?"
  402. >You gulp
  403. "I... Once I saw the redesign, it was dead to me..."
  404. >He continues staring at you for a few more moments before breaking into laughter
  405. >Discord pats you on the head
  406. >"That's good. I'm constantly surprised by your good taste. For a second there I thought you were going to say you liked it!"
  407. >Would he have killed you if you did?
  408. >You can hear Fluttershy growl on the other side of Discord
  409. >She pulls Discord by his shirt to her and begins passionately kissing him
  410. >Oh Jesus fucking fuck
  411. >Earlier you were sitting next to the scene of a murder
  412. >Now this
  413. >Just stare ahead
  414. >Pretend you're watching by yourself
  415. >Pretend the crimeboss is the dad from That 70's Show after he moves to Chicago in the future
  416. >You don't know when the shitshow next to you ends, having blocked it out of your mind
  417. >But when the movie ends, Discord checks the invisible watch on his wrist
  418. >"Looks like it's about time for you two to deliver those packages!"
  419. >Discord describes the plan to you
  420. >It's simple, he says
  421. >You'll be dropped off at one of his shops, which will be a front
  422. >Go in the back, put the packages in your backpacks
  423. >Two high school girls taking a walk together, who'd mess with that, right?
  424. >Walk to the Everfree Park
  425. >Sun'll start going down once you're dropped off
  426. >And it'll be dark once you reach the park
  427. >Then you just go and deliver the goods
  428. >"It's really that simple!"
  429. "W-What's in the packages?"
  430. >Fluttershy glares at you
  431. >"Don't ask stupid questions! We don't need to know."
  432. >Discord pats Fluttershy on the head
  433. >"Something special I cooked up in my college days, only much, much more potent. And addictive. Fun for the whole family!"
  434. >Being a drug mule doesn't sound great, but...
  435. >You're just taking a walk
  436. >With a psychopath
  437. >Your eyes dart over to Bulk's corpse before darting back away
  438. >Just try and forget about it
  439. >"Well, I'll see you guys later. Right now, you've got a job to do, and I've got some cleanin' up to do!"
  440. >He walks away muttering about a maid uniform
  441. >Fluttershy scowls at you and grabs your shirt, dragging you along with her
  442. >Eventually, you're brought out to a van bearing the Pizza N Play logo
  443. >A man gestures for you to enter
  444. >"Get in."
  445. >You nod
  446. >God it smells terrible in here
  447. >In light of recent events, you hope it's just the smell of bad pizza and nothing else
  448. "So... Where are we picking up the stuff?"
  449. >Fluttershy glares at you
  450. >"I'm sure you're familiar with the place."
  451. >What's that supposed to mean?
  452. >The route the van is taking starts bringing you to familiar territory
  453. >It's heading towards...
  454. >The Game Shop?
  455. >What?
  456. >But Moondancer's dad owns—
  457. >Jesus fuck
  458. >No wonder they could afford all that superfluous shit
  459. >Who would get into a life of crime just to provide for a spergling?
  460. >You shake your head
  461. >Just focus on the task at hand
  462. >Once the van stops, you hop out, right in front of the Game Shop
  463. >A small bell rings as you enter with Fluttershy
  464. >Mr. Dancer is behind the counter
  465. >You see anger flash over his face, followed by confusion
  466. "H-Hey..."
  467. >Fluttershy walks up to the counter
  468. >"S-So... Y-You got what we o-ordered, right?"
  469. >Mr. Dancer nods and heads off into a backroom
  470. >Well, fuck
  471. >"Sparkle!"
  472. >Well, FUCK
  473. >You turn to spot Moondancer, looking mad and autistic as hell
  474. >As usual
  475. >"What are you doing here?"
  476. "I'm just picking something up... Please go away."
  477. >"Yeah, well, my dad owns the place, so maybe you should just leave. I'll ask him to kick you out!"
  478. >God damn, Moondancer
  479. >Can you contain your autism for one fucking moment?
  480. >Stop bring attention to this fucking exchange of illegal drugs
  481. >Fluttershy turns to Moondancer
  482. >"U-Um... C-Could y-you please s-stop yelling at my friend? If you want..."
  483. >That's not going to work
  484. >"Then I'll just ask my dad to get you to leave, too!"
  485. "Moondancer, really, just don't. It's over. You lost every opportunity to get back at me. And your dad's not going to ban me from the store."
  486. >"We'll see about that..."
  487. >Mr. Dancer returns to the counter with two Warhammer box sets, setting them down in front of Fluttershy
  488. >Guessing that you're not going to find figurines in there
  489. >"Dad!"
  490. >Mr. Dancer turns to his daughter
  491. >"What is it Sweetheart? Dad's in the middle of so—"
  492. >"That's her! That's Twilight Sparkle! Tell her she can't come here anymore!"
  493. >"Oh, dear, I... I can't do that. That would be bad for business! Just—"
  494. >Moondancer stomps on the ground, throwing a tantrum
  495. >Jesus fuck, just stop for one second
  496. >"BUT DAD! YOU LET ME BAN LYRA!"
  497. >Mr. Dancer sighs and tries to smile at you and Fluttershy
  498. >"I'm sorry, Sweetie. Not this time."
  499. >"THEN THEY CAN'T HAVE THESE!"
  500. >Moondancer goes to push the boxes from the counter
  501. >GOD FUCKING FUCK YOU SPERG DON'T DO THIS
  502. >Before she can, Fluttershy stops her
  503. >With her fist
  504. >Moondancer falls to the ground, holding her face
  505. >"O-Oh... S-S-Sorry... You scared me..."
  506. >The ball of sperg screams on the floor for her father
  507. >Fluttershy leans in to Mr. Dancer and whispers
  508. >"You should be glad I stopped her, because if I didn't..."
  509. >You can see the blood drain from his face
  510. >He nods
  511. >"Of course, it'll never happen again, you can tell him that. W-We've never had a problem here before..."
  512. >Fluttershy opens up her backpack and puts a box inside
  513. >You decide to follow suit
  514. >Not as heavy as you thought it would be
  515. >Moondancer refuses to get off of the floor
  516. >"Please, dear, please get up..."
  517. >"NOT UNTIL THEY LEAVE."
  518. >Jesus
  519. >She just doesn't want anyone to feel bad for her, you guess
  520. >Fucking deserved that punch in the face
  521. >Almost satisfying to see her writhe on the ground like that, the fucking sperg piece of life-ruining shit
  522. >"Oh, Miss Sparkle, you're here?"
  523. >Jesus
  524. >Fluttershy glares at you
  525. "Hey Trixie."
  526. >"Did you wish to—"
  527. "Can't. Busy with Fluttershy."
  528. >Trixie sulks
  529. "Sorry."
  530. >Fluttershy pulls on your arm
  531. >You leave the Game Shop with Moondancer crying on the floor, consoled by her father, Trixie looming over them
  532. >And so you start your walk to the Everfree Park
  533. >With drugs on you person
  534. >Stay calm...
  535. >"What the fuck was that about?"
  536. "I... Moondancer is just some dumb girl."
  537. >"Some dumb girl that almost ruined everything."
  538. >Fluttershy groans
  539. >"You know, I should've let it happen. Then Discord would see what I see."
  540. >Just ignore her...
  541. >The two of you continue walking
  542. >If you just keep yourself calm...
  543. >You can't believe you're going to be walking into the Everfree after dark
  544. >Never really gone there yourself
  545. >But you hear it's a haven for the homeless
  546. >And at night, you'd be crazy to enter
  547. >Largest urban park in the country...
  548. >Fuck
  549. >You hope you don't have to go too deep for this delivery...
  550. >Fluttershy has her meek, hunched posture going on
  551. >Just two girls taking a walk
  552. >Police won't take a second look at you
  553. >This should be easy
  554. >And if this is all Discord ever has you do every once in a while...
  555. >You suppose you can live with that
  556. >A cop car passes by and you turn your head
  557. >"Stop fucking acting suspicious."
  558. "S-Sorry..."
  559. >Fluttershy rolls her eyes
  560. >"You are such a fucking bitch. Just trying to appeal to his stupid hobbies... You don't really know him like I do."
  561. "I don't want to."
  562. >She growls
  563. >"Do you think I'm stupid? I know what you're doing."
  564. >Whatever
  565. >Just press on
  566. >"Do you know what I did to prove myself to him? I would do anything for him... And you, you just walk in and, because you play some stupid card game with him..."
  567. >She mutters angrily to herself
  568. >"You're not like us..."
  569. >Fucking that shit again
  570. "I don't want to be. Tell him to let me go if you hate me so much."
  571. >She smiles
  572. >"I've been lobbying for something a little more fun for me... You're going to make a mistake."
  573. >You shudder
  574. >If it wasn't for Discord, you suppose you'd be dead on Fluttershy's whim
  575. >She's probably thinking about killing you right now
  576. >You really wish you didn't have to do this...
  577. >The road you're going down looks familiar
  578. >Treehugger's apartment
  579. >Wish you could run there and get away from this
  580. "H-How much further?"
  581. >"Just keep walking."
  582. >You keep walking, the sun descending in the sky
  583. >The park can be seen in the distance
  584. "So... do we just drop them off somewhere?"
  585. >"With someone."
  586. >As you move towards the park, you hear a WEE WOO behind you
  587. >You jump
  588. >Cops?
  589. >A police car pulls up next to you and Fluttershy, and the passenger window rolls down
  590. >"U-Um... H-H-Hello, officer."
  591. >The officer gives the two of you a nod
  592. >"Well, looks like you made it home safe, huh."
  593. >You give him a strange look
  594. >What
  595. >Oh fuck
  596. >It's the cop that pulled you and Treehugger over
  597. "U-U-Uh, th-th-thanks..."
  598. >He smiles
  599. >"It just irks me to see kids doin' drugs, specially with those sorts of low-lifes. Glad I'm not spottin' you with her again."
  600. >You laugh awkwardly
  601. >Fuck fuck fuck
  602. >"So, what're you girls headin' out to the park for at this time of night? Probably best not to be out 'round this time."
  603. >FUCK FUCK FUCK
  604. "U-U-Uh... Um... Well... You see..."
  605. >"I live nearby. W-We're just walking back from a friends."
  606. >The officer nods
  607. >"You girls have a good night, then. And you—"
  608. >He points at you
  609. >"—stay away from them low-lifes. I don't want to have to meet you with cuffs."
  610. >You nod
  611. >He waves and drives off
  612. >Once the car pulls out of sight, Fluttershy scowls at you
  613. >"What's wrong with you?"
  614. "I-It was just... Bad luck. D-Discord... He owns all the cops, right?"
  615. >"Not all of them! Fucking idiot... I wish I didn't have to keep saving your ass."
  616. >You decide to just keep walking to the park
  617. "Let's just go."
  618. >You hear Fluttershy growl before returning to her shy stance
  619. >Well...
  620. >This is it
  621. >The sun has removed itself from the sky completely
  622. >Do people even take care of this place?
  623. >It looks more like a gnarled forest than a park
  624. >"Follow me."
  625. >You follow Fluttershy deeper into the Everfree
  626. >Every once in a while, you spot a blanket on the ground, or what look to be small huts
  627. >At one point you pass a bunch of bums congregated around a small fire
  628. >Without really thinking, you stick yourself closer to Fluttershy
  629. "A-Are we almost there?"
  630. >"Fucking shut up."
  631. >You creep through the dense woods behind Fluttershy
  632. >Almost trip a few times
  633. >So hard to see here
  634. >Fuck, this place reminds you of 'Haunted Forest' levels and shit
  635. >You come to a dip, with a small creek running through it
  636. >A stone bridge lies off to the side
  637. >Someone is standing beneath it
  638. "I-Is that the person we're delivering to?"
  639. >"I said shut up. Don't talk."
  640. >Fine
  641. >Probably for the best right now
  642. >You follow Fluttershy and approach the hooded figure
  643. >The figure removes its hood
  644. >It's one of those striped people
  645. >Haven't actually seen one in real life before...
  646. >Is that racist?
  647. >Nah
  648. >Definitely 'blinged out', or whatever they say
  649. >Not, like 'they', but you know
  650. >She has what looks like gold necklaces and loop earrings
  651. >Her clothes are loose, ragged, and patchy, though, like the bums you'd seen earlier
  652. >Queen of the Hobos or something?
  653. >A lawless jungle seems like a good center for drug distribution...
  654. >"You're not alone this time."
  655. >Her voice is deep, with a strange accent
  656. >"Discord does business how he wants. You can ignore her."
  657. >The woman seems to size you up, then looks into your eyes
  658. >"You do not belong here."
  659. "U-Uh—"
  660. >Fluttershy puts her arm out in front of you
  661. >You shut your mouth
  662. >"Zecora, let's just get on with this."
  663. >She beckons you under the bridge
  664. >It's dank here, and you try your best not to step into the small creek
  665. >Zecora turns and looks at you and Fluttershy expectantly
  666. >Doesn't talk much, huh
  667. >Fluttershy takes the box set out of her backpack, as do you
  668. >You place yours on the table next to Fluttershy's
  669. >Zecora opens it up, revealing a bulk of some sort of gelatinous substance, kept in plastic
  670. >She nods
  671. >"The money will be delivered."
  672. >Fluttershy nods
  673. >"Let's go. Or I'm leaving you here."
  674. "O-Okay..."
  675. >You exit from under the bridge, and look back at Zecora
  676. >She eyes you strangely
  677. >Not sure you really like this Zecora
  678. >But you think you'll be doing business with her again
  679. >Maybe she'll show you her sick mixtape next time
  680. >That's not racist
  681. >You walk up the small hill, away from the bridge
  682. >When you look back, you see Zecora standing at the bridge's mouth
  683. >Staring at you
  684. >Sheesh
  685. >Gives you the heebie-jeebies
  686. >The crinkle of twigs beneath yours and Fluttershy's feet is putting you on edge
  687. >Yeah, there's a reason people don't come out here at this time
  688. >Or ever, really
  689. >No one's ever like "Hey, let's hang out in the Everfree"
  690. >Fuck
  691. >You hear rustling
  692. "H-How much longer 'till we're out?"
  693. >Fluttershy groans
  694. >"It takes the same amount of time to go in and out."
  695. >Fuck you, too
  696. >You flinch as more rustling is heard
  697. >Closer this time
  698. "F-Fluttershy?"
  699. >She puts her hand on your chest, stopping you
  700. >"We're with Discord."
  701. >Someone moves out from behind the trees
  702. >"So?"
  703. >It's another one of those homeless people
  704. >You move behind Fluttershy as you spot the knife in his hands
  705. >"So go away. Or else."
  706. >A small bit of light glints off of what must be metallic teeth as he smiles
  707. >"Now, you think I'm scared of a couple of—"
  708. >You throw yourself to the ground as a shot rings out
  709. >Then two more
  710. >Fluttershy grunts, placing a gun back under her shirt
  711. >"I hate this place."
  712. >You look back up, and spot the man dead on the ground
  713. >Jesus...
  714. >Fluttershy begins walking off
  715. "W-Wait!"
  716. >You chase after her, heart racing
  717. >Another dead body...
  718. >At least...
  719. >At least it wasn't so bad, this time
  720. >You just want to get away from all this shit...
  721. >"Ugh, are you crying? What's wrong with you?"
  722. "S-Sorry..."
  723. >Fluttershy just sighs angrily
  724. >After many more minutes of walking, you finally spot the edge of the park
  725. >It doesn't take long to get back onto the streets
  726. >At least here there's lampposts
  727. >"We can part ways now."
  728. >You nod
  729. "Th-Thanks for—"
  730. >"I didn't kill him for you. I did it because people don't get to fuck with me anymore. Except for you, apparently..."
  731. >She stares into your eyes
  732. >You shrink back
  733. >"I'll kill you once he gets bored."
  734. >Y-You too...
  735. >Fluttershy walks off without you
  736. >You walk in the direction you came from
  737. >It's late as fuck
  738. >School tomorrow...
  739. >Definitely not walking home
  740. >You'll try Treehugger's, since it's not far
  741. >Not sure you'd want to ask to be driven home
  742. >It's late, and you don't want to be a nuisance
  743. >But she'll let you sleep there, probably
  744. >It doesn't take long to make your way to her apartment building
  745. >Looks a bit frightening at this time of day
  746. >Old buildings are like that at night, you guess
  747. >God, today...
  748. >You're trying your best to block it from your mind
  749. >Just head upstairs
  750. >Try to focus on Robocop or something
  751. >Nausea floods your body as you see Discord stabbing Bulk again
  752. >The way he struggled futilely, gargling on his own—
  753. >You collapse onto the stairs
  754. >Fucking pick yourself up, Twilight...
  755. >Just don't think about it
  756. >Don't think about it
  757. >You keep heading up, moving towards Treehugger's door
  758. >Suck it up
  759. >You're alive
  760. >Just forget about him
  761. >You didn't know him
  762. >Don't show up on her doorstep crying
  763. >Please, just let the memory go away...
  764. >You knock on Treehugger's door and hope she's awake
  765. >The door creaks open, a red-eyed Treehugger behind it
  766. >"Hey, Spark Bug! What're you doing here?"
  767. >Don't—
  768. >You cry
  769. >She hugs you and leads you into the apartment, closing the door behind you
  770. >"What's wrong, Spark Bug?"
  771. "I..."
  772. >You push yourself into her chest
  773. "I saw people die today... Watched as—"
  774. >You sob
  775. >"Fuck... It's okay, Spark Bug..."
  776. >Treehugger holds you to herself
  777. >You can hardly keep yourself on your feet as you cry into her, your whole body shuddering
  778. >"It's okay..."
  779. >She leads you down onto the couch, and you finally let yourself go limp, leaning against her
  780. "I... I thought I could do this..."
  781. >You hold her tighter, looking up to her
  782. "But I can't..."
  783. >"I'd be lying if I said I know what you're going through, but... You're going to be okay."
  784. >'Okay'
  785. >You're the furthest thing from that right now
  786. >The corpse won't leave your mind
  787. >Try as you might, you can't shake the fact that you watched a life end
  788. >Can't understand how someone could just...
  789. >It feels as though, with every beat, your heart pounds so hard against your chest you can barely breath
  790. >Treehugger holds you in a tight embrace and hums to you
  791. >You can feel her voice vibrating in her chest
  792. >In yours
  793. >Your haggard breaths begin to come more easily
  794. >Despite everything, you feel... Safe with her
  795. >Warm
  796. >You sigh shakily, and try to hum to yourself a little
  797. >Treehugger smiles, looking somewhat shaken herself
  798. >"You know, I... I really worry about you, Spark Bug."
  799. >You nuzzle against her
  800. "I'm worried about you, too. About everyone... I'm afraid I'm going to get you all killed."
  801. >"You're going to get through this..."
  802. >You hope so, too
  803. >Blinking the tears from your eyes, you feel your lids go heavy
  804. >Been such a horrible day
  805. >And you're so tired...
  806. >Treehugger lies down on the couch, her arms wrapped around you
  807. >You huddle against her and slip into sleep
  808. >"It'll be okay, Spark Bug..."
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