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Jump 375: Green Lantern - The Animated Series

Jan 30th, 2018
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  1. Jump #375: Green Lantern - The Animated Series
  2. >Five of Pentacles (Worry), reversed: Stress is met without resorting to excess or the pursuit of oblivion.
  3. This... actually is a nice change. This is actually exactly what I've needed for a while, I think.
  4. >Location: Mogo
  5. >Identity: Tough Guy
  6. >Species: Corgi
  7. This jump is why I went corgi in Nintendogs.
  8. >Bruce Timm'd (Free)
  9. I refuse to look at this as a drawback. The art style is too perfect.
  10. >Blue Lantern Ring (Free)
  11. If there is any particular emotion that I feel would be best to embody, it's hope. Willpower is all well and good, but without hope for a better tomorrow, you might as well just bang your head against the wall.
  12. >Indomitable Emotion: Hope (x3) (800)
  13. Hope burns bright.
  14. >WHAM! (Free, Tough Guy)
  15. Hey, never underestimate how determined a dog can be.
  16. >Fight Smarter AND Harder (700, Tough Guy)
  17. The stronger I get, the smarter I get. The smarter I get, the stronger I get. This one has interesting implications.
  18. >Won't Stay Down (400, Tough Guy)
  19. Well, of course I won't stay down. I still have hope that I'll prevail against whatever opponents I'm up against. Whatever strange twist of fate I find myself bound within. Whatever may come between me and the end of my chain.
  20. >Lanterns Assemble! (0)
  21. One lantern is good to have, but effectively having a mini-corps of my own is better. Especially considering the rest of the DC jumps are right around the corner.
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  23. Full-on Hope Corgi. There are no stops on this train. I don't think it's really necessary to detail every last thing I do while I'm here of course, but I plan on going everywhere and ruining literally everything with a combination of precognition, clones in the right place at the right time, and absolute absurdity.
  24.  
  25. What's that? Someone was set to kill Kyle Rayner's girlfriend? Nah, I got hungry and ate his pudding - through a set of improbable coincidences, Alex DeWitt is fine, but Major Force seems to have tripped on the sidewalk and broken his neck, and boy wasn't literally everyone surprised. What's that, there's a rage cat running around spitting blood everywhere and making a mess? I bet he wants to play, let's have ourselves a merry chase across the entire sector! The Green Lanterns are dealing with heavier threats than usual this month? I'll run up to them, get petted and look generally adorable, and incidentally use my presence to overcharge their rings so they can hit harder, run longer, and so on.
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  27. Not to mention the passive buffs I can give them simply by being there. There's more to hope than the color blue, after all, and to think otherwise is silly. And since I have perks that let me be in more than one place at once, I and my clones will be running around spreading hope everywhere. Not to mention the efforts of my companions, too!
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  29. But why go to all of this trouble, you ask?
  30.  
  31. Hugs.
  32.  
  33. I'm a dog. I like hugs.
  34.  
  35. But you knew I was going to say that, after all.
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