A grid of various Simpsons screenshots as Chinese Dynasties, from the first: "Xia, a reporter screams with the text Dramatization, may not have happened"; "Shang, Homer dismisses Lisa in the car by saying You can't stop progress because of some moldy old bones. Bones Schmones."; "Zhou, Homer tells Bart at the dinner table, Your ideas are intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter"; "Warring States, Grandpa Abe types a letter saying, 'Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays, please eliminate 3"; "Qin, Homer angrily tells Bart, we live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies?"; "Han, Homer reads a list to Lisa's disappiontment reading, 'Literacy programs, preserving our beloved covered bridges, world domination"; 3 Kingdoms, Grandpa Abe says, 'In fact, I've got a real funny story about taht, actually not so much funny as it is long'; Jin, Homer holding Apu says 'I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another, until you just wish Flanders was dead'; 16 Kingdoms, Reporter Kent asks an expert on TV, 'Would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each others' heads open and feast on the good inside?', 'Yes I would, Kent'; Tang, Homer holds up beer and declares, 'To alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems'; Song, Homer thinks 'Money can be exchanged for goods and services'; Yuan, Reporter Kent says, 'I for one welcome our new insect overlords'; Ming, Homer complains to Marge, 'What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?'; Qing, an orphan boy gets dragged away saying, 'Then we'll go too far, and get corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive'; Bonus Taiping, Homer in a religious outfit with a beer on his belly says, 'I've always wondered if there wsa a god and now I know, it's me"