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- >Wake up groggily.
- >You had a heavy night last night.
- >You’ve got to learn to lay off the Applejack Daniels.
- >You wearily make your way downstairs and to your delicious coffee machine.
- >Wonderful, life-giving coffee.
- >Truly the nectar of the gods.
- >You know this because Celestia drinks it too.
- >Your contemplation is shattered by a knock at the door.
- >The incessant tapping reverberates through your skull to your very core.
- >Curse hangovers. Couldn’t they have stayed on Earth? Why did they have to be transported to Equestria as well?
- >You stomp angrily to the door.
- >You already know who it is.
- >You fling it open to reveal Fluttershy in her latest fetish attempt.
- >She’s accompanied by Rainbow Dash today.
- >Neither of them have wings, and their colours are slightly changed.
- “What is it today, Fluttershy?”
- >She cowers like usual when you raise your voice.
- >”I-I’m sorry Mr. Anon... B-but I’m not Fluttershy... *mumble*”
- >Ugh. You hate when she does this.
- “Speak up, ‘not-Fluttershy’. I can’t hear you.” You growl. You’re running out of patience.
- >”Hey! Don’t bully my friend, you big meanie!” Rainbow Dash retorts.
- “RD, why are you helping her this time?” You say to her, coolly.
- >”RD? How could you confuse us with those guys? I’m not Rainbow Dash. I’m my own original character, Blainbow Blash!”
- >She rears proudly on her hind legs for added effect.
- >”A-and I’m my own original character... B-b-bluttershy...”
- >Oh they can’t be serious.
- >This is like something out of a bad fanfiction.
- >You facepalm.
- >You look back up.
- >They’re still there.
- >You facepalm again.
- >”A-are you ok, Mr. Anon?” Bluttershy asks.
- “No. No I’m not. I’m pretty sure I’m in shock. What do you want with me?”
- >”W-well... We were wondering if your fetish might be... Oh no! It’s happening again!”
- >You raise an eyebrow in confusion as both Bluttershy and Blainbow Blash start freaking out.
- >They start to put on weight for no discernable reason.
- >Then with a sound like a balloon being blown up, they start inflating.
- >”Oh no! I’m inexplicably being inflated again!” Blainbow Blash exclaims.
- >How embarassing.
- >Soon the two ponies are almost as big as your house, and almost translucent.
- >You scratch your head in confusion as they slowly rise off the ground.
- >They’re soon caught by a gust of wind and blown away into the distance.
- >You probably should have helped them...
- >Well, never mind. You’ll probably never see them again.
- >Just as well, you don’t need another Fluttershy trying to guess your fetish.
- >Speaking of whom, she is walking towards your house now.
- >Her eyes light up when she sees you waiting for her.
- >”Oh Anon! Did you get my present?”
- >Present?
- >You shrug in confusion.
- >”I was wondering if your fetish is poorly designed OCs?”
- >You’re about to answer when you hear the clip clop of hooves behind you.
- >You turn to see King Sombra walk downstairs from your bedroom.
- >You had an awesome night last night with him.
- >The things he can do with that horn are just amazing.
- >”GRAAARGH?”
- “Oh it’s just Fluttershy, sweetie.”
- >Fluttershy looks mortified.
- >”GRAARGH, GRARRGH.”
- “I just brewed a fresh pot. Help yourself.”
- >”Grarrgh.”
- >King Sombra trots over to the coffee maker and pours himself a cup of joe.
- >You turn back to Fluttershy who now has tears in her eyes.
- “To answer your question, yes, but not with you.”
- >She turns and gallops away, crying.
- >As she’s running she screams back to you,
- >”I’ll show you, Anon! I’ll be the worst character you’ve ever seen!”
- >You have no doubt about that.
- >You hate her already.
- >Fucking Fluttershy.
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