Party Bus To Hell

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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We have to keep on going.

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- They're coming.
- Wait, this isn't right.

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- Yes. We have to go north.
- This isn't right.

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Yes, it is.
We have to go this way.

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Yeah, come on!

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Wait, that isn't north!

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Come back, wait.

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I'm telling you,
the highway's over there.

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- No, it's not, it's this way.
- No, you're wrong.

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- Come with me, come on.
- Don't touch me, Lloyd.

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If you don't come with me, you're dead.
We both are.

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You know it. They're going to kill us.
Sacrifice us.

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No, they're not.
Not us.

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What did you do?

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Do you think you tricked me?
You're one of them.

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I was just trying
to save us.

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- Liar!
- Darby...

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the heat, the desert,
it's making you...

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Crazy? I'll show you crazy.

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Big mistake, bitch.

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Come here, rip her tits off.

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- I'm not that type of girl.
- What, do you have a penis?

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What are you looking at?

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Whoo-hoo, party town,
here I come.

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- Hey, why aren't you set?
- Where's the fun in that?

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Whoo!

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Hey. On or off, what's it going to
be, I ain't got all day, sweetie.

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- Where you headed?
- Black Rock City.

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Where the only limits
are your imagination.

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How much?

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Money's not accepted
at Burning Man.

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Only gifts.

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Does that include
free rides?

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It does today.

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Cool beans, thanks.

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♪ We're on a party bus ♪

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♪ A party bus to hell ♪

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♪ We're on a party bus ♪

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♪ Party bus to hell ♪

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♪ All aboard the party bus ♪

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♪ The fun has started ♪

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♪ There ain't no going back
once this thing has departed ♪

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♪ Nothing better than this
it's the trip of a lifetime ♪

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♪ You know we're going to party
till the end of the line ♪

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♪ We're on a party bus ♪

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♪ Party bus to hell ♪

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Whoo! This bus rocks!

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♪ Party bus to hell ♪

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Bus pop?
Melts in your mouth.

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Or any other place.

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Oh, hell yeah.

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♪ On a party bus ♪

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♪ Party bus to hell ♪

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Hey, where's my shirt?

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- Where did you last see it?
- On my chest?

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But then I got high.

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You sure did. Oh!

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♪ To hell ♪

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♪ We're on a party bus ♪

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♪ Party bus to... ♪

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Take it off, take if off!

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Take it off!

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Honey, honey, honey, Burning
Man is not a PG-13 event.

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There's going to be
drugs, nudity,

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and sex and art and nudity
and music and graphic nudity.

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- Guys and girls...
- Wee!

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I know what I'm getting
myself into.

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And what you're not.

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...restrictions,
limits, rules.

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Not in the sex dome, I hear, 5,000
sex enthusiasts ready to orgy.

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Yeah!

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Why do you have
so many clothes on?

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Mm.

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Whoa!

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- Sorry.
- I'm not.

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Where are we?

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On a party bus,

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heading to the Burning Man festival
in Black Rock City, Nevada.

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It's a place to be yourself
and become something better.

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That sounds fun,
I want to go to there.

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Well, you're in luck,
this is my third burn.

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I go mostly
for the art exhibits.

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Mostly.

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Oh, you got something there.

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What is it?
A smudge?

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No, just the nipple.

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A beautiful, perfect nipple.

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Didn't anyone
hear me banging?

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I've been trapped
in there over an hour.

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- With my shirt.
- Huh?

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But you gifted it to me.

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Unlikely story, pre-vert.

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Hmm, that's better.

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♪ She said
it feels so wrong ♪

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♪ But it's gotta be right ♪

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Nice, hold that.
Hold it to your right.

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♪ It feels so wrong,
but it's gotta be right ♪

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♪ It feels so wrong,
but it's gotta be right ♪

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That's great, Kim, perfect.
You're beautiful.

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Now just lose the top.

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Do you think that'd be
a little gratuitous, Jay?

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There's no such thing
as gratuitous female nudity.

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It's all in your mind.

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Pretty sure
it'd be all my body.

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Would it help
if I was topless too?

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Help!

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He's trying to kill me.

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Hey! Hey! Hey!

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Help me!
They're trying to kill me.

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Help!

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Help! Please.

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Help me.
They're trying to kill me.

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It's them. The desert.
They're alive.

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They can hear someone else.
Everything they say.

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They're out there,
they're listening.

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They're gonna get us
right now.

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I swear to Mike...

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Darling, there's nobody here
but us.

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No, no.
No, no.

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That's what
they want you to think.

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They're here.

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Everything that you say,

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they turn around and they'll
use it against you.

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They hear everything
you're saying.

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Your deepest, darkest fears.

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They'll pick up a reality.

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They're here.
We're surrounded.

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- Deepest, darkest fears?
- Deepest, darkest fears.

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You mean, like...
like mummies?

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Yes, yes, like mummies.

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Like fucking mummies.

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They're up here,
they're on us now.

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Mummies? Really, Kim?

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- Nobody's afraid of mummies.
- Like mummies.

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I am.

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Topless.

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Me, too.

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Come, motherfucker.

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Stop.

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I hate fucking mummies.

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I said
I hate fucking mummies.

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So, how much longer?

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A few hours.

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Yeah, we had a bit
of a late start.

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I'm not pointing any fingers.

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I just wanted to know
if there's anything

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we could do
to make up some time.

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Yeah, there is,
we're already doing it.

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- We left the highway?
- Yeah.

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About five minutes ago.

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This ride may get
a bit bumpy,

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but the route should shave

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about five hours off.

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Easy.

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Hey! Hey! Hey!

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Hey!

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Oh, shit.

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Warned you.
The ride may get a bit bumpy.

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You're so fucked.

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See, I told you.

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What the hell
is the driver on? Acid?

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A shortcut. Relax, Alan,
we're making good time.

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We better be. This ride
ain't cheap, you know.

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I gave up a hunting trip
in Africa for this.

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Well, there's better music and plenty
of eye candy of the female variety.

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It's pretty amazing.

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It doesn't matter
if you're rich or poor,

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just as long as you bring enough
condoms and toilet paper.

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And I did not forget
the Viagra either.

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- Ooh, Viagra's a good gift.
- Not a gift. It's for me.

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My gift is my dick.

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Are we there?

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Come on. Aw.

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Hey. Everybody out.

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We're just making
a quick pit stop.

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Gonna check the wheel
tire pressure.

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So, sit tight.

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We'll be back on the road
before you know it.

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No problem, as long as
we get there tonight.

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Don't worry, sweetie,
it's going to be the night

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of your life.

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Hey, who's up for 100 bottles
of beer on the wall?

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- I am.
- Me! I'll have a beer.

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Me, too.

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Oh, no, the song,
not real beers, you know.

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♪ 100 bottles of beer
on the wall ♪

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♪ 100 bottles of beer ♪

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♪ Take one down,
pass it around ♪

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♪ 99 bottles of beer
on the wall ♪

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♪ 99 bottles of beer ♪

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♪ Take one down,
pass it around ♪

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♪ 99 bottles of beer
on the wall ♪

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Hey, Lara, will you...

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will you help me in the
bathroom with something?

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- With what?
- You'll see.

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Great, and I have to pee.

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There's a whole desert
out there.

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Just think of it
as one giant sandbox.

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Thanks, I'll hold it.

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- Mmm.
- Oh.

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Oh, oh.

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Oh, my God.

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You've got a strong bladder
there, honey.

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That's what
I'm talking about.

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Young love,
it's a beautiful thing!

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- Yeah.
- Rock that pussy!

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Where are you going?

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Stretch my legs.

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She told us not
to leave the bus.

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Drivers do not tell the
paying customer what to do.

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Other way around, buddy.
Learn it, live it, love it.

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♪ Keep the groove
so we can dance ♪

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♪ Keep the groove
so we can dance ♪

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♪ Keep the groove
so we can dance ♪

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Krystal, if you're giving dance
seminars at Burning Man, sign me up.

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- What are you offering?
- Free massages.

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And for you as well.
Come on, let's party.

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Oh, I love communing
with nature.

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Looks like it's
going to be a nice night.

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- Once we ever get there.
- Well, you know what they say.

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It's not about the destination but
enjoying the journey that matters.

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And who are "they," exactly?

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Oh, they? They are those who
know and say things of wisdom.

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Well, I don't know them,
and I don't know you, either.

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Oh, sorry, Stuart Parker, veterinarian.
Pleasure to meet you.

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Oh, Alan Armstrong,
rich-as-fuck entrepreneur

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and wild game hunter
on the side, but,

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I'll happily kill
any type of animal.

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I'm not picky.

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I see.

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- That wasn't very nice.
- I didn't come here to be nice.

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I came here to fuck, do drugs,

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get fucked up,
and then fuck some more.

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In that order. You?

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I don't know,
maybe meet a girl?

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Settle down, have some kids.

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I'm kidding.
Everything you said times two.

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That's my boy.
Make an asshole out of you yet.

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Does anyone else get any
cell phone service out here?

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No, we must be in a dead zone.
Get used to it.

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Hey, yo, man.
Anybody seen our bus driver?

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She's not back here
or anywhere.

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Typical. We should have
taken my dad's chopper.

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Have to skydive in.
People have.

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Peter, you did not tell me
that was an option.

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Yo, don't MOOP.

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- Excuse me?
- MOOP. Mess Out of Place.

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At Burning Man we leave
nothing behind, it's a rule.

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Rules are made to be broken.

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Oh, my God!

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What the hell are you
yelling about now?

253
00:17:18,653 --> 00:17:21,353
- Peter. Peter?
- Yeah?

254
00:17:21,355 --> 00:17:22,990
Look over there.

255
00:17:29,596 --> 00:17:30,962
It looks like
we hit something.

256
00:17:30,964 --> 00:17:33,701
No, we didn't.
We weren't driving.

257
00:17:43,144 --> 00:17:46,815
What are you doing?

258
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:54,152
Warren, I really have to pee.

259
00:17:54,154 --> 00:17:58,056
Ugh, you don't need my help, okay,
so just pick a spot and squat.

260
00:17:58,058 --> 00:17:59,658
I think you need a key
to get in there.

261
00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:01,160
If we had a gun,
we could shoot it out.

262
00:18:01,162 --> 00:18:03,962
Yeah, only problem is my gun
is inside my luggage,

263
00:18:03,964 --> 00:18:05,096
which is inside
this compartment!

264
00:18:05,098 --> 00:18:06,532
Whoa, a gun?

265
00:18:06,534 --> 00:18:08,033
You brought a gun
to Burning Man?

266
00:18:08,035 --> 00:18:09,668
I don't think they allow
guns at the festival.

267
00:18:09,670 --> 00:18:12,638
Well, better safe
than stupid.

268
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:16,976
Ugh, I'm so darn pissed. Ugh, if
Warren pisses me off one more time.

269
00:18:16,978 --> 00:18:18,980
Ugh, God.

270
00:18:25,653 --> 00:18:27,620
Hey, guys,
this one's unlocked.

271
00:18:27,622 --> 00:18:29,391
It's stuck.

272
00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:33,558
Oh, what the fuck?

273
00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,026
Yo, that is not
our bus driver.

274
00:18:35,028 --> 00:18:37,563
Actually, I think it is.

275
00:18:37,565 --> 00:18:39,998
Then who the hell's been
driving us this whole time?

276
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,437
- Good fucking question.
- Ugh.

277
00:18:46,673 --> 00:18:49,141
Sure, just pee
whenever you want.

278
00:18:49,143 --> 00:18:51,709
Oh, God, I don't want
to be here.

279
00:18:51,711 --> 00:18:54,081
Sure,
this is so embarrassing.

280
00:18:56,817 --> 00:18:58,619
Okay, I can do this.

281
00:19:04,157 --> 00:19:06,927
Everyone!

282
00:19:10,865 --> 00:19:12,800
Back to the bus, now!

283
00:19:21,541 --> 00:19:22,843
Go!

284
00:20:04,285 --> 00:20:07,022
Oh, hell nah.
You don't know who you fu...

285
00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:52,067
Run little piggies. Run!

286
00:21:26,866 --> 00:21:28,802
Help me!

287
00:21:32,839 --> 00:21:34,206
Do you know how
to drive this thing?

288
00:21:34,208 --> 00:21:36,208
- Not without the keys.
- She must have

289
00:21:36,210 --> 00:21:37,211
taken them with her.

290
00:21:52,326 --> 00:21:55,126
- I wanna go home!
- Get us out of here!

291
00:21:55,128 --> 00:21:57,131
Know how
to hot-wire a bus, doll?

292
00:22:00,267 --> 00:22:02,770
Let's go,
let's go, let's go.

293
00:22:04,805 --> 00:22:07,373
Chill out, man, we're out.

294
00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,908
Yeah, bathroom's all yours,
quit rocking the boat.

295
00:22:09,910 --> 00:22:13,014
This is a bus,
and we're not doing it.

296
00:22:25,259 --> 00:22:29,161
This can't be happening. I didn't
even want to come on this trip.

297
00:22:29,163 --> 00:22:31,029
It was a pinky dare
by my friends.

298
00:22:31,031 --> 00:22:32,363
They said
I wasn't outgoing enough.

299
00:22:32,365 --> 00:22:35,234
"Oh, Stuart,
you need to live life.

300
00:22:35,236 --> 00:22:38,340
You need to get out more,
be more social." Bullshit!

301
00:22:48,048 --> 00:22:50,449
State-of-the-art transport,
motherfuckers!

302
00:22:50,451 --> 00:22:52,684
Bulletproof glass,
reinforced steel frame,

303
00:22:52,686 --> 00:22:54,253
we're practically
in a fucking tank.

304
00:23:06,701 --> 00:23:08,734
- Who are they?
- I don't know.

305
00:23:08,736 --> 00:23:11,303
Desert dwelling nomads.
They came out of nowhere.

306
00:23:11,305 --> 00:23:12,938
It's like they were
waiting for us.

307
00:23:12,940 --> 00:23:15,210
Best guess, they were.

308
00:23:19,946 --> 00:23:24,882
Seriously? You didn't hear anything
that was going on outside?

309
00:23:24,884 --> 00:23:27,452
We were... preoccupied.

310
00:23:29,289 --> 00:23:32,091
- My phone isn't working.
- Nobody's is.

311
00:23:32,093 --> 00:23:34,159
Okay, bad news.

312
00:23:34,161 --> 00:23:36,698
Our driver took off with the
keys, so we're stuck here.

313
00:23:38,365 --> 00:23:41,299
Good news, I don't think
they can get in.

314
00:23:41,301 --> 00:23:43,802
I researched this company
before I booked this trip.

315
00:23:43,804 --> 00:23:47,242
This is a very sturdy bus, the windows
are shatterproof, steel frame.

316
00:23:48,776 --> 00:23:49,941
This vehicle was meant
to withstand

317
00:23:49,943 --> 00:23:51,276
the worst
impact scenarios.

318
00:23:51,278 --> 00:23:53,312
Does that include
desert dweller rejects

319
00:23:53,314 --> 00:23:55,847
who've watched the Mad Max
series one too many times?

320
00:23:55,849 --> 00:23:58,750
- Yeah, who the hell are they?
- They?

321
00:23:58,752 --> 00:24:00,986
Well, they are the ones who are
out there and trying to kill us.

322
00:24:00,988 --> 00:24:02,787
Well, where is the bus driver?

323
00:24:02,789 --> 00:24:04,523
I mean, if she's out there
dead somewhere,

324
00:24:04,525 --> 00:24:06,525
maybe she still
has the keys on her?

325
00:24:06,527 --> 00:24:08,026
And one of us could go...

326
00:24:08,028 --> 00:24:09,495
Oh, the bus driver
is out there all right.

327
00:24:09,497 --> 00:24:11,130
But I don't think
she's dead.

328
00:24:11,132 --> 00:24:13,265
That's a good thing, no?

329
00:24:13,267 --> 00:24:15,066
No.

330
00:24:15,068 --> 00:24:17,102
Because I don't think
she's on our side, either.

331
00:24:17,104 --> 00:24:19,304
We found the real bus driver

332
00:24:19,306 --> 00:24:20,873
in the luggage compartment
in the back.

333
00:24:20,875 --> 00:24:23,776
- She's dead.
- Dead?

334
00:24:23,778 --> 00:24:25,477
Yeah, it's a side effect
of being murdered.

335
00:24:25,479 --> 00:24:28,913
That's... that's just great.
Just fan-fucking-tastic.

336
00:24:28,915 --> 00:24:30,217
What are we going to do now?

337
00:24:31,249 --> 00:24:33,184
Say "game over"
and I will fucking hit you.

338
00:24:33,186 --> 00:24:36,555
- This entire trip was a setup.
- But why? For what reason?

339
00:24:36,557 --> 00:24:39,224
Just to get us out here in the
middle of nowhere and kill us all?

340
00:24:56,911 --> 00:25:01,814
Behold, the god of destruction
and praise his glory.

341
00:25:01,816 --> 00:25:04,315
Praise his glory!

342
00:25:04,317 --> 00:25:08,120
Behold, my lord and savior!

343
00:25:08,122 --> 00:25:12,224
Behold, my lord and savior!

344
00:25:12,226 --> 00:25:15,459
Behold, my lord and savior!

345
00:25:15,461 --> 00:25:19,498
If this is Burning Man,
it has changed drastically.

346
00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:21,102
That's not
an effigy of a man.

347
00:25:24,238 --> 00:25:27,408
I call upon the high priestess
of the night to commence.

348
00:25:44,224 --> 00:25:46,860
- What the fuck?
- What the fuck is right.

349
00:25:49,128 --> 00:25:52,064
Get off me!
What are you doing? No!

350
00:25:52,066 --> 00:25:53,401
Help me!

351
00:25:56,369 --> 00:25:58,170
What are you, fucking crazy?

352
00:25:58,172 --> 00:26:00,040
No, ahh!

353
00:26:01,608 --> 00:26:04,545
That's what's her name,
Ginger something.

354
00:26:05,546 --> 00:26:07,182
Get it off me!

355
00:26:15,955 --> 00:26:18,523
What are they doing to her?

356
00:26:18,525 --> 00:26:19,958
Nothing good.

357
00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:23,298
Help me!
What are you doing? No!

358
00:26:24,298 --> 00:26:25,532
Help!

359
00:26:28,535 --> 00:26:31,139
The blood really brings out
her nipples.

360
00:26:34,974 --> 00:26:36,475
No.

361
00:26:36,477 --> 00:26:38,012
No!

362
00:26:42,650 --> 00:26:45,019
Help me!

363
00:26:47,621 --> 00:26:49,654
Oh, great one,

364
00:26:49,656 --> 00:26:52,556
give us the pleasure
of your presence.

365
00:26:52,558 --> 00:26:54,995
As we call upon you tonight.

366
00:27:00,134 --> 00:27:01,466
Look!

367
00:27:09,576 --> 00:27:11,278
We've got to do something!

368
00:27:13,446 --> 00:27:16,448
With no weapons and no idea how
many of them are out there,

369
00:27:16,450 --> 00:27:18,952
our rescue options
are extremely limited.

370
00:27:28,127 --> 00:27:30,261
Accept our blood snake.

371
00:27:30,263 --> 00:27:33,431
Purified and then holy bows
of the sinners.

372
00:27:44,577 --> 00:27:46,711
It is glorious.

373
00:27:46,713 --> 00:27:48,348
And it's also fucking hot.

374
00:28:02,061 --> 00:28:04,997
This is some fucked-up shit.

375
00:28:04,999 --> 00:28:06,698
They're gonna kill us all.

376
00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:09,633
No, they're not. We just
have to think of a plan.

377
00:28:09,635 --> 00:28:13,071
- That's a good idea.
- No, that's a statement.

378
00:28:13,073 --> 00:28:16,377
What we need is a good idea.

379
00:28:20,114 --> 00:28:22,314
Looks like she's ready to pop.

380
00:28:22,316 --> 00:28:24,482
I think she needs a C-section.

381
00:28:24,484 --> 00:28:27,054
Do the honors, my dear.

382
00:28:33,394 --> 00:28:35,494
They're on the bus!

383
00:28:35,496 --> 00:28:36,631
Thank you, Ms. Obvious.

384
00:29:05,058 --> 00:29:07,392
They're gonna get in!

385
00:29:07,394 --> 00:29:08,826
No, they're not.
Not without a blowtorch.

386
00:29:08,828 --> 00:29:10,999
Well, maybe they have
a blowtorch, smart guy.

387
00:29:24,678 --> 00:29:28,145
- Can you hear me now?
- We need to get to my luggage.

388
00:29:28,147 --> 00:29:31,449
- Help me find the panel.
- What are you doing?

389
00:29:31,451 --> 00:29:34,085
These buses have trap doors
like in airplanes.

390
00:29:34,087 --> 00:29:37,154
We should be able to get to our
bags through the floorboards.

391
00:29:37,156 --> 00:29:39,157
- Aha!
- Does it need a key?

392
00:29:39,159 --> 00:29:41,129
Nah, we can jimmy it.

393
00:30:09,123 --> 00:30:10,889
Leave us alone!

394
00:30:10,891 --> 00:30:14,325
Yeah, I'm sure
that's gonna work.

395
00:30:14,327 --> 00:30:15,494
Fuck you, Warren.

396
00:30:15,496 --> 00:30:17,799
- I mean, fuck you!
- Yeah?

397
00:30:20,767 --> 00:30:22,370
Whoo!

398
00:30:24,872 --> 00:30:25,903
You just wanted to join

399
00:30:25,905 --> 00:30:27,471
the orgy in the sex dome.

400
00:30:27,473 --> 00:30:29,407
- Yeah, what's wrong with that?
- Hey.

401
00:30:29,409 --> 00:30:31,575
Will somebody bring me a bottle
opener from the minibar?

402
00:30:31,577 --> 00:30:35,383
I'll check the bathroom, if there's
something useful in there.

403
00:30:51,632 --> 00:30:52,799
Found it.

404
00:30:56,803 --> 00:30:59,540
This isn't real. I'm just
having a bad trip, right?

405
00:31:00,707 --> 00:31:01,709
We all are.

406
00:31:05,179 --> 00:31:07,478
Oh, yeah!

407
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:11,219
It is an honor.
I am on fire!

408
00:31:12,286 --> 00:31:14,786
Burning, burning.

409
00:31:14,788 --> 00:31:16,888
Burn, burn, burn.

410
00:31:16,890 --> 00:31:19,924
All hail the master!

411
00:31:19,926 --> 00:31:21,895
We entered hell.

412
00:31:35,875 --> 00:31:38,913
I got it!

413
00:31:46,819 --> 00:31:48,889
Hold him.
Oh, my God.

414
00:31:50,223 --> 00:31:51,759
I don't know how.

415
00:32:03,502 --> 00:32:05,437
What happened?
What happened?

416
00:32:05,439 --> 00:32:07,905
- They got Stuart.
- He's dead!

417
00:32:07,907 --> 00:32:08,909
Heads up.

418
00:32:10,876 --> 00:32:13,277
Ah.

419
00:32:13,279 --> 00:32:16,680
You like that?
I bet you do.

420
00:32:16,682 --> 00:32:17,915
Wonderful.

421
00:32:17,917 --> 00:32:19,517
He's in a better place.

422
00:32:19,519 --> 00:32:22,286
The hills have eyes.

423
00:32:22,288 --> 00:32:25,023
And ears, nose,
and throats.

424
00:32:25,025 --> 00:32:28,259
No, no, no.

425
00:32:28,261 --> 00:32:31,531
No time to mourn.
Let's get this luggage.

426
00:32:33,866 --> 00:32:36,634
Go through them.
See if there's anything useful.

427
00:32:36,636 --> 00:32:38,536
But these aren't our bags.

428
00:32:38,538 --> 00:32:41,375
I don't think their dead
owners are going to mind.

429
00:32:44,443 --> 00:32:46,580
Yeah! Whoo!

430
00:32:48,848 --> 00:32:51,985
This is gonna be useful.
Anybody need to take a shit?

431
00:32:58,991 --> 00:33:01,293
Hey, that's mine.

432
00:33:01,295 --> 00:33:03,327
It's heavy.
What you got in here?

433
00:33:03,329 --> 00:33:06,030
Just Burning Man gifts.
Nothing that can help us.

434
00:33:06,032 --> 00:33:07,234
Just leave it.

435
00:33:09,568 --> 00:33:11,605
Hey, I said leave it alone.

436
00:33:24,084 --> 00:33:27,818
I came prepared for a week
at the festival, all right?

437
00:33:27,820 --> 00:33:31,055
Not some blood and sex
freak horror show.

438
00:33:31,057 --> 00:33:32,856
Do you have any whips
and chains in there?

439
00:33:32,858 --> 00:33:35,626
We actually might
be able to use those.

440
00:33:35,628 --> 00:33:38,095
Sorry. I'm not into S&M.

441
00:33:38,097 --> 00:33:40,667
See? I'm not the only one.

442
00:33:43,403 --> 00:33:46,673
We're not exactly prepared
for war, are we?

443
00:33:47,673 --> 00:33:50,411
Uh... eh.

444
00:33:57,483 --> 00:33:58,519
Hello, my little friend.

445
00:34:10,697 --> 00:34:11,762
Who's shooting?

446
00:34:11,764 --> 00:34:13,398
Hello there,
miss bus driver.

447
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,133
We were wondering where
you disappeared to.

448
00:34:15,135 --> 00:34:17,438
Al? Alan?

449
00:34:20,005 --> 00:34:21,775
You.

450
00:34:26,079 --> 00:34:27,648
Look who I found
lurking about.

451
00:34:28,882 --> 00:34:30,749
I'm ready to get out of here.

452
00:34:30,751 --> 00:34:35,487
- Yeah, abso-fucking-lutely.
- It's not gonna happen.

453
00:34:35,489 --> 00:34:37,621
Oh, yes, it is. As soon as you
put the key in the ignition.

454
00:34:37,623 --> 00:34:39,456
Bring me the one.

455
00:34:41,427 --> 00:34:44,829
Let us in! Let us in!

456
00:34:44,831 --> 00:34:47,632
Let us in!
Let us in!

457
00:34:47,634 --> 00:34:50,702
You need to go call off your group
of cult crazies while you're at it.

458
00:34:50,704 --> 00:34:52,403
Oh, they're not my group.

459
00:34:52,405 --> 00:34:53,972
Bullshit.

460
00:34:53,974 --> 00:34:55,840
Are you trying to tell us
you're not one of them?

461
00:34:55,842 --> 00:34:59,510
Well, of course, I'm one of
them, but I'm not the leader.

462
00:34:59,512 --> 00:35:01,979
I'm just a servant to the chosen one.
We all are.

463
00:35:01,981 --> 00:35:04,849
Let us in. Let us in.

464
00:35:04,851 --> 00:35:07,751
The chosen one? Who?

465
00:35:07,753 --> 00:35:09,119
That bald-headed baboon
out there

466
00:35:09,121 --> 00:35:11,688
and his Selma Hayek
wannabe sidekick?

467
00:35:27,641 --> 00:35:30,675
Oh, God, I'm sorry,
but that was so funny.

468
00:35:30,677 --> 00:35:32,747
Get the unholy sand.

469
00:35:35,949 --> 00:35:38,650
- Why did you bring us out here?
- Isn't it obvious?

470
00:35:38,652 --> 00:35:40,552
They needed sacrifices.

471
00:35:40,554 --> 00:35:43,655
You don't know anything
about us, sweetie.

472
00:35:43,657 --> 00:35:45,456
And we're not sticking
around to find out.

473
00:35:45,458 --> 00:35:48,626
Where are the bus keys?

474
00:35:48,628 --> 00:35:49,726
I don't have them.

475
00:35:49,728 --> 00:35:51,563
I saw you holding them.

476
00:35:51,565 --> 00:35:55,867
Oh, those were the outside
luggage compartment keys.

477
00:35:55,869 --> 00:35:58,068
Not the keys to the ignition.

478
00:35:58,070 --> 00:35:59,771
I suppose
we should just believe you,

479
00:35:59,773 --> 00:36:01,673
because you've been
so honest with us so far.

480
00:36:01,675 --> 00:36:02,673
Yeah.

481
00:36:05,478 --> 00:36:07,010
If you won't give them,

482
00:36:07,012 --> 00:36:08,912
we'll be forced to take
them from you.

483
00:36:08,914 --> 00:36:10,682
Be my guest.

484
00:36:10,684 --> 00:36:12,851
Oh, with pleasure.

485
00:36:14,119 --> 00:36:15,588
Oh.

486
00:36:17,623 --> 00:36:21,626
- Strip her.
- Now you're talking.

487
00:36:21,628 --> 00:36:24,532
Too bad we don't have a giant
snake to shove down your throat.

488
00:36:49,021 --> 00:36:51,588
Wow.

489
00:36:51,590 --> 00:36:53,858
You're just all types of
crazy, aren't you, lady?

490
00:36:53,860 --> 00:36:56,197
My desert pets.

491
00:36:57,797 --> 00:36:59,764
My faithful protectors.

492
00:36:59,766 --> 00:37:02,300
You see, we come
from a religion,

493
00:37:02,302 --> 00:37:04,936
an ancient religion
before time began.

494
00:37:04,938 --> 00:37:08,206
Tonight marks the time
of the beginning.

495
00:37:08,208 --> 00:37:09,574
Spread it evenly.

496
00:37:09,576 --> 00:37:12,010
And now is the time.

497
00:37:12,012 --> 00:37:15,146
For the chosen one to spread
his darkness across the land.

498
00:37:15,148 --> 00:37:18,749
Blah, blah, blah.
Heard it all before.

499
00:37:18,751 --> 00:37:21,753
You sound like a bad,
Z-grade movie, so shut up!

500
00:37:28,862 --> 00:37:31,130
God, I'm so fucking wet
right now!

501
00:37:32,965 --> 00:37:36,066
We clear a path for the rise
of the great one.

502
00:37:36,068 --> 00:37:42,139
To deliver us from all that is and
all that will be brought forth.

503
00:37:42,141 --> 00:37:45,275
Alan, I'm not finding
the keys on her.

504
00:37:45,277 --> 00:37:47,311
How about in her?

505
00:37:47,313 --> 00:37:51,249
I like the way
you think, sister.

506
00:37:51,751 --> 00:37:55,686
Come to us.
Our bodies are yours.

507
00:37:55,688 --> 00:37:56,920
For the taking.

508
00:37:56,922 --> 00:37:59,592
What... what are they
doing out there?

509
00:38:01,661 --> 00:38:05,829
Drink from me.
What's mine is yours.

510
00:38:05,831 --> 00:38:08,599
My body I give freely.

511
00:38:08,601 --> 00:38:11,105
Not exactly homegrown,
but whatever.

512
00:38:13,039 --> 00:38:15,072
They're preparing for the
rising of the chosen one.

513
00:38:15,074 --> 00:38:17,108
What does that have
to do with us?

514
00:38:17,110 --> 00:38:19,046
Because...

515
00:38:22,916 --> 00:38:24,849
it's my favorite part.

516
00:38:24,851 --> 00:38:28,122
One of you is it.

517
00:38:31,791 --> 00:38:35,693
Repeat after me.
Release the chosen one.

518
00:38:35,695 --> 00:38:40,231
Release the chosen one.

519
00:38:40,233 --> 00:38:43,066
- Chosen by who?
- The master.

520
00:38:43,068 --> 00:38:46,204
- Could you be any vaguer?
- Guys?

521
00:38:46,206 --> 00:38:48,706
Guys, I don't like what
they're doing out there.

522
00:38:48,708 --> 00:38:50,907
We need to hurry
and get this bus moving now.

523
00:38:50,909 --> 00:38:53,744
The keys.

524
00:38:53,746 --> 00:38:57,081
- I can't help you.
- Can't or won't?

525
00:38:57,083 --> 00:38:59,016
No comment.

526
00:38:59,018 --> 00:39:02,019
Maybe she dropped
them under the luggage.

527
00:39:02,021 --> 00:39:04,088
Slipped them under a bag
or something on her way up?

528
00:39:04,090 --> 00:39:05,956
I'll go look.

529
00:39:05,958 --> 00:39:07,894
Yeah, me, too.

530
00:39:09,963 --> 00:39:11,198
Bye.

531
00:39:15,034 --> 00:39:17,969
Looks like
some sort of powder.

532
00:39:17,971 --> 00:39:21,238
Flammable? Are they going
to light the bus on fire?

533
00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:24,141
That's not a bad idea. Wish
I would have thought of it.

534
00:39:24,143 --> 00:39:26,110
I thought you said
you're not the one in charge?

535
00:39:26,112 --> 00:39:28,345
- I'm not.
- Then who is?

536
00:39:28,347 --> 00:39:30,748
Why, the chosen one,
of course.

537
00:39:30,750 --> 00:39:34,221
Only... that person
doesn't know it yet.

538
00:39:37,023 --> 00:39:39,891
Shit, we're never going
to find it in here.

539
00:39:39,893 --> 00:39:42,894
We will, all right?
Just keep looking.

540
00:39:42,896 --> 00:39:44,898
Maybe she slipped it
in a bag.

541
00:39:49,902 --> 00:39:54,204
Oh.
Looks like somebody

542
00:39:54,206 --> 00:39:56,474
was planning on keeping
the party up all night.

543
00:39:56,476 --> 00:39:58,342
Those are mine,
put them down.

544
00:39:58,344 --> 00:40:01,945
You try getting drilled for hours
on end and see how you like it.

545
00:40:01,947 --> 00:40:03,914
I thought you were
only into girls.

546
00:40:03,916 --> 00:40:06,753
And this is one
of the reasons why.

547
00:40:11,490 --> 00:40:13,059
Now we're talking.

548
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:37,215
Oh, fuck, if they get through
those panels, we're all dead.

549
00:40:37,217 --> 00:40:38,885
Not without a fight.

550
00:40:40,186 --> 00:40:42,021
Sorry.

551
00:40:44,389 --> 00:40:47,994
- Any luck?
- No, it's not down here.

552
00:40:50,829 --> 00:40:54,365
Release the
chosen one or perish.

553
00:40:54,367 --> 00:40:57,501
Release the chosen one
or perish.

554
00:40:57,503 --> 00:40:59,906
If you release the chosen one, we
might let the rest of you live.

555
00:41:01,306 --> 00:41:04,441
What chosen one?
Who is the chosen one?

556
00:41:04,443 --> 00:41:06,880
Okay, process
of elimination here.

557
00:41:08,380 --> 00:41:11,516
Who's Jewish here? Jewish?

558
00:41:11,518 --> 00:41:12,950
- Jewish?
- No.

559
00:41:12,952 --> 00:41:15,052
- Jewish?
- Huh?

560
00:41:15,054 --> 00:41:19,456
She said wants the chosen
one, not chosen people.

561
00:41:19,458 --> 00:41:20,858
There's a difference?

562
00:41:20,860 --> 00:41:25,162
Release the chosen one
or perish.

563
00:41:25,164 --> 00:41:26,563
Look, we're through
fucking around with you,

564
00:41:26,565 --> 00:41:30,169
you tattoo lady
monster freak!

565
00:41:31,471 --> 00:41:35,005
Shh. They can hear you.

566
00:41:35,007 --> 00:41:36,941
All we want...

567
00:41:36,943 --> 00:41:40,278
is the chosen one.

568
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:43,146
The virgin.

569
00:41:43,148 --> 00:41:44,317
Virgin?

570
00:41:45,318 --> 00:41:46,883
Do you honestly think

571
00:41:46,885 --> 00:41:48,485
one of us is still a virgin?

572
00:41:48,487 --> 00:41:51,488
Honey, that ship
sailed ten years ago.

573
00:41:51,490 --> 00:41:53,057
Twelve for me.

574
00:41:53,059 --> 00:41:55,425
Three here.
I was late bloomer.

575
00:41:55,427 --> 00:41:57,829
I fucked my way
out of the womb.

576
00:41:57,831 --> 00:42:01,199
Just means none of you
are the chosen one!

577
00:42:01,201 --> 00:42:04,003
Then who does that leave?

578
00:42:12,077 --> 00:42:15,479
Release the
chosen one or perish!

579
00:42:15,481 --> 00:42:20,617
I can personally attest
that she is no virgin.

580
00:42:20,619 --> 00:42:22,186
Pure and innocent, no.

581
00:42:22,188 --> 00:42:24,856
But we go back
to the biblical term.

582
00:42:28,327 --> 00:42:32,028
And no matter what you two did
in that bathroom back there,

583
00:42:32,030 --> 00:42:34,902
you simply don't have the
right equipment for the job.

584
00:42:39,905 --> 00:42:43,474
And no, buzz pop cocktails
doesn't exactly qualify.

585
00:42:43,476 --> 00:42:46,978
- Tastes great, though.
- Less filling.

586
00:42:46,980 --> 00:42:49,079
How did you know?

587
00:42:49,081 --> 00:42:51,615
How could you have
possibly known?

588
00:42:51,617 --> 00:42:55,019
We've been watching you ever
since you were born, Lara.

589
00:42:55,021 --> 00:42:58,289
You don't even know
who your true parents are.

590
00:42:58,291 --> 00:43:01,892
- You were adopted.
- Why...

591
00:43:01,894 --> 00:43:05,965
I bet you think you got on this
bus today by happenstance.

592
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,166
I...

593
00:43:13,572 --> 00:43:15,509
I woke up this morning...

594
00:43:18,244 --> 00:43:22,112
and took something, I think,
I don't know.

595
00:43:22,114 --> 00:43:24,548
Then this creep
gave me a ride

596
00:43:24,550 --> 00:43:28,019
and when I wouldn't put out, he
dropped me off at this bus stop.

597
00:43:28,021 --> 00:43:31,155
That creep's name
is Gregory.

598
00:43:31,157 --> 00:43:32,657
Release!

599
00:43:32,659 --> 00:43:36,329
Release! Let yourself go.

600
00:43:41,166 --> 00:43:43,237
What?

601
00:43:45,570 --> 00:43:48,039
Time to come
out tonight, Lara.

602
00:43:48,041 --> 00:43:51,508
It's all been planned.
Tonight's the big night.

603
00:43:51,510 --> 00:43:55,112
You come with me and maybe some
of these sheep will survive!

604
00:43:55,114 --> 00:43:57,113
Fuck you, lady.

605
00:43:57,115 --> 00:43:58,518
She's not going anywhere.

606
00:43:59,518 --> 00:44:01,017
Damn straight, bitch.

607
00:44:40,025 --> 00:44:41,994
Hail, hail!

608
00:44:43,496 --> 00:44:45,365
Someone pull out their cell!

609
00:44:56,641 --> 00:44:57,710
Where's the bus driver?

610
00:45:04,217 --> 00:45:06,550
All hail the chosen one!

611
00:45:06,552 --> 00:45:09,423
All hail
the chosen one!

612
00:45:12,025 --> 00:45:14,260
All hail the chosen one!

613
00:45:22,534 --> 00:45:25,304
All hail the chosen one!

614
00:45:35,114 --> 00:45:37,748
Release, release, release.

615
00:45:37,750 --> 00:45:40,586
Release, release, release.

616
00:45:49,528 --> 00:45:51,097
What the fucking hell?

617
00:45:55,300 --> 00:45:56,666
Where did all
of her tattoos go?

618
00:46:12,684 --> 00:46:14,253
Release!

619
00:46:15,253 --> 00:46:16,288
Release!

620
00:46:17,289 --> 00:46:19,759
Release! Release!

621
00:46:51,456 --> 00:46:53,592
All hail the...

622
00:47:28,161 --> 00:47:29,592
How is this bus running?

623
00:47:29,594 --> 00:47:31,464
I don't know, but let's get
the fuck out of here.

624
00:47:41,340 --> 00:47:42,843
Whoa!

625
00:47:50,650 --> 00:47:51,651
Shit.

626
00:47:59,759 --> 00:48:01,260
Jesus.

627
00:48:15,907 --> 00:48:18,911
Was anyone bitten
or scratched or stung?

628
00:48:20,478 --> 00:48:23,449
- I guess just me.
- Jesus.

629
00:48:25,585 --> 00:48:27,653
She really took a bite
out of you.

630
00:48:30,755 --> 00:48:32,956
Chicks know a tasty treat
when they see one.

631
00:48:32,958 --> 00:48:35,291
Don't talk.
It makes it worse.

632
00:48:35,293 --> 00:48:37,961
Guess we can add cannibalism
to their long line of evil.

633
00:48:37,963 --> 00:48:39,896
Whoo-hoo!

634
00:48:39,898 --> 00:48:42,900
Why didn't you drive us
out of here?

635
00:48:42,902 --> 00:48:45,668
The bus stalled. Without a key,
there's not much I can do.

636
00:48:45,670 --> 00:48:47,540
This is all my fault.

637
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:57,250
If it wasn't for me, none
of you would be in danger.

638
00:49:00,418 --> 00:49:04,621
I should have never
gotten on this bus.

639
00:49:04,623 --> 00:49:05,858
And I wouldn't have if...

640
00:49:08,527 --> 00:49:11,394
she didn't say it was free.

641
00:49:11,396 --> 00:49:17,267
Stop that, right now. Okay, you cannot
blame yourself for the acts of some...

642
00:49:17,269 --> 00:49:20,871
psychotic cult of sand
demon devil worshippers.

643
00:49:20,873 --> 00:49:23,874
Release the chosen one!
It is our time.

644
00:49:23,876 --> 00:49:26,376
Release the chosen one!

645
00:49:26,378 --> 00:49:28,778
Release, release!

646
00:49:28,780 --> 00:49:32,483
Release, release, release!

647
00:49:32,485 --> 00:49:34,385
This is a nightmare.

648
00:49:34,387 --> 00:49:36,586
Sounds more like
a broken record.

649
00:49:36,588 --> 00:49:38,856
Well, I for one choose
not to perish.

650
00:49:38,858 --> 00:49:41,592
- Time to go, Lara.
- No one is going anywhere.

651
00:49:41,594 --> 00:49:43,427
If we stay on this bus,
they're eventually going

652
00:49:43,429 --> 00:49:44,827
to break in here
and kill us all!

653
00:49:44,829 --> 00:49:45,898
I don't want to die.

654
00:49:46,965 --> 00:49:48,065
Yeah, well, that's what

655
00:49:48,067 --> 00:49:49,800
virgin sacrifices tend to do.

656
00:49:49,802 --> 00:49:52,001
I'm sorry.
I didn't make the rules here.

657
00:49:52,003 --> 00:49:55,541
So what would happen
if our virgin sacrifice...

658
00:49:57,309 --> 00:49:58,876
was no longer a virgin?

659
00:49:58,878 --> 00:50:03,313
I need everyone
to release. Now.

660
00:50:03,315 --> 00:50:07,050
Release. Release.

661
00:50:07,052 --> 00:50:09,485
Well, no virgin,
no sacrifice.

662
00:50:09,487 --> 00:50:13,657
You mean,
if I lose my cherry...

663
00:50:13,659 --> 00:50:15,793
there's no reason
for them to kill me?

664
00:50:15,795 --> 00:50:17,030
Exactly.

665
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:23,700
Well, I'm less
opposed to that idea.

666
00:50:23,702 --> 00:50:28,405
And I can help. See, I have all
these special toys in my bag.

667
00:50:28,407 --> 00:50:31,845
Ivy, I really don't want to
lose my virginity to a dildo.

668
00:50:33,079 --> 00:50:34,545
Well, that counts Warren out.

669
00:50:34,547 --> 00:50:36,979
Ha-ha, funny honey.
Really funny.

670
00:50:36,981 --> 00:50:38,749
I'll do it.

671
00:50:38,751 --> 00:50:40,550
Alan, with the amount of blood
you've already lost,

672
00:50:40,552 --> 00:50:42,086
I don't think you're up
for doing anything tonight.

673
00:50:42,088 --> 00:50:43,954
That's what
the Viagra's for.

674
00:50:43,956 --> 00:50:45,688
No, increased blood flow

675
00:50:45,690 --> 00:50:48,891
anywhere is the last thing
you need right now.

676
00:50:48,893 --> 00:50:51,897
Well, then that only leaves...

677
00:50:56,469 --> 00:50:58,434
Remove your robes!

678
00:50:58,436 --> 00:51:01,871
Come on, girl.
Let's play.

679
00:51:01,873 --> 00:51:04,443
Meow.

680
00:51:16,655 --> 00:51:18,425
What was your name again?

681
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:22,929
Peter.

682
00:51:25,797 --> 00:51:30,032
Look, despite popular belief, not
all guys can just perform on cue.

683
00:51:30,034 --> 00:51:33,472
Are you kidding me?
Look at her.

684
00:51:36,007 --> 00:51:37,109
Meow.

685
00:51:42,581 --> 00:51:45,548
Lara, you're beautiful
and everything

686
00:51:45,550 --> 00:51:49,452
and I would love to,
I mean, I'd be honored.

687
00:51:49,454 --> 00:51:52,722
What's the matter? Got a
little problem downstairs?

688
00:51:52,724 --> 00:51:56,492
I'm just saying, you know.

689
00:51:56,494 --> 00:51:58,929
Here, in front of everyone?

690
00:51:58,931 --> 00:52:01,465
I'm not a porn actor,
I'm an investment banker.

691
00:52:01,467 --> 00:52:03,869
I need more fingers.

692
00:52:05,804 --> 00:52:07,838
Okay, if you won't fuck her,
I will.

693
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:10,007
- Oh, the fuck you will.
- Isn't that what I just said?

694
00:52:10,009 --> 00:52:12,443
- Give me a break, okay?
- Oh, I'll give you a break.

695
00:52:12,445 --> 00:52:15,012
- Peter, please.
- I'll break it off.

696
00:52:15,014 --> 00:52:16,847
I really don't want
to die a virgin.

697
00:52:16,849 --> 00:52:18,818
I gave you so
many orgasms last week.

698
00:52:20,152 --> 00:52:21,588
We can dim the lights.

699
00:52:22,855 --> 00:52:24,590
Or how about...

700
00:52:30,728 --> 00:52:32,398
That could work.

701
00:52:38,838 --> 00:52:41,408
Release, release.

702
00:52:48,246 --> 00:52:49,715
Uh...

703
00:52:51,750 --> 00:52:52,751
hi.

704
00:52:53,786 --> 00:52:54,954
Hi.

705
00:52:56,755 --> 00:52:58,621
There's not a lot
of room in here.

706
00:52:58,623 --> 00:53:02,592
Yeah, I'm probably
a little tight.

707
00:53:02,594 --> 00:53:05,128
Oh, no, that's not what I...
never mind.

708
00:53:05,130 --> 00:53:07,063
Give me the gun,
I need to reload.

709
00:53:07,065 --> 00:53:08,100
I can do it.

710
00:53:19,177 --> 00:53:22,646
How old are you?

711
00:53:22,648 --> 00:53:28,017
- Just turned 18.
- Eighteen? That's a good age.

712
00:53:28,019 --> 00:53:31,988
Well, to be honest,
I turn 18 tomorrow.

713
00:53:34,092 --> 00:53:35,858
You're only a minor?

714
00:53:35,860 --> 00:53:37,029
I don't know,
what time is it?

715
00:53:39,797 --> 00:53:43,535
- Five minutes to midnight.
- So... I'm almost legal.

716
00:53:45,570 --> 00:53:47,072
I won't tell anyone.

717
00:53:52,311 --> 00:53:54,577
Would you just hurry up
and screw already?

718
00:53:54,579 --> 00:53:56,612
Fuck off!

719
00:54:01,987 --> 00:54:03,255
Release!

720
00:54:05,291 --> 00:54:06,690
Release the chosen one!

721
00:54:06,692 --> 00:54:08,728
Release the chosen one.

722
00:54:10,228 --> 00:54:11,862
We're working on it.

723
00:54:11,864 --> 00:54:13,833
Yeah, just not
the way you think.

724
00:54:15,733 --> 00:54:17,601
Feel the passion.

725
00:54:17,603 --> 00:54:20,807
Feel the fury!

726
00:54:22,675 --> 00:54:25,577
You guys? I wasn't
kidding about the key.

727
00:54:27,947 --> 00:54:29,912
Cavity search?

728
00:54:29,914 --> 00:54:32,719
You really think
that crazy bitch swallowed it?

729
00:54:43,596 --> 00:54:45,262
Let's have a look.

730
00:54:45,264 --> 00:54:48,934
Does it hurt?

731
00:54:50,168 --> 00:54:53,869
A little.
But it's okay.

732
00:54:53,871 --> 00:54:55,674
I want to live.

733
00:55:12,958 --> 00:55:15,758
Oh, no, I'm gonna be sick.

734
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:18,662
Oh, come on, Warren.
Grow some balls.

735
00:55:18,664 --> 00:55:22,633
Oh God, oh, feels like
you're growing bigger.

736
00:55:22,635 --> 00:55:26,970
You're just so tight.
So tight.

737
00:55:26,972 --> 00:55:29,108
That's okay.

738
00:55:31,309 --> 00:55:34,681
Deeper. Get in there deeper.

739
00:55:39,918 --> 00:55:41,684
I feel something happening.

740
00:55:41,686 --> 00:55:44,123
Wider, open her wider.

741
00:55:55,333 --> 00:55:57,700
Yes, yes, yes.

742
00:55:57,702 --> 00:56:00,639
More, yes, fuck!
Fuck me hard and faster.

743
00:56:06,077 --> 00:56:07,813
She feels tight.

744
00:56:09,213 --> 00:56:11,180
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

745
00:56:32,204 --> 00:56:34,007
Fuck me, fuck me.

746
00:57:11,143 --> 00:57:12,476
I'm coming.

747
00:57:12,478 --> 00:57:15,181
- Lara!
- I'm coming.

748
00:57:19,016 --> 00:57:20,316
The chosen one has arrived!

749
00:57:20,318 --> 00:57:24,019
Hail, hail, hail!

750
00:57:32,097 --> 00:57:35,132
Damn. My first time
didn't sound like that.

751
00:57:35,134 --> 00:57:37,869
That's for sure. He was done
before we even got started.

752
00:57:46,445 --> 00:57:49,248
Oh, I found it! Yes!

753
00:57:52,784 --> 00:57:54,483
Great, let's get
the fuck out of here.

754
00:57:54,485 --> 00:57:57,854
All hail the chosen one!

755
00:57:57,856 --> 00:58:00,423
All hail the chosen one!

756
00:58:00,425 --> 00:58:01,861
I'll drive.

757
00:58:03,795 --> 00:58:06,031
All hail...

758
00:58:07,032 --> 00:58:08,965
Hail, hail!

759
00:58:08,967 --> 00:58:10,900
Hail, hail!

760
00:58:10,902 --> 00:58:13,235
Hail, hail!

761
00:58:13,237 --> 00:58:15,273
Sounds like a Trump rally
out there.

762
00:58:19,010 --> 00:58:21,811
Hey, guys, we found the key.

763
00:58:21,813 --> 00:58:22,945
Guys?

764
00:58:32,324 --> 00:58:34,927
Holy fucksticks!

765
00:58:43,268 --> 00:58:45,534
It's the dawn of a new day!

766
00:58:45,536 --> 00:58:48,871
It's a glorious day!

767
00:58:52,911 --> 00:58:53,913
Help me!

768
00:58:59,418 --> 00:59:02,385
- You son of a bitch!
- What's going on back there?

769
00:59:02,387 --> 00:59:03,956
Drive, drive, drive!

770
00:59:07,860 --> 00:59:11,193
All hail the chosen one.

771
00:59:11,195 --> 00:59:14,597
- All hail the chosen one.
- So long, freaks.

772
00:59:14,599 --> 00:59:18,434
All hail the chosen one.
All hail the chosen one.

773
00:59:18,436 --> 00:59:22,438
All hail the chosen one.

774
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:24,543
All hail the chosen one.

775
00:59:29,981 --> 00:59:31,449
I think we're safe.

776
00:59:33,351 --> 00:59:35,922
You guys hear me?

777
00:59:38,422 --> 00:59:41,057
Hello back there?

778
00:59:41,059 --> 00:59:43,459
Will someone speak up?

779
00:59:43,461 --> 00:59:44,563
Shit!

780
00:59:51,003 --> 00:59:53,637
We, uh, we got a problem.

781
00:59:53,639 --> 00:59:55,541
What is it?

782
00:59:57,009 --> 00:59:58,441
The whole...

783
00:59:58,443 --> 01:00:01,577
Lara having sex
idea was a bad one.

784
01:00:01,579 --> 01:00:03,246
Why, what happened?

785
01:00:03,248 --> 01:00:06,416
I don't know.
A really bad form of puberty?

786
01:00:06,418 --> 01:00:08,517
We created a monster.

787
01:00:08,519 --> 01:00:11,420
Literally, she killed
Peter and Alan.

788
01:00:11,422 --> 01:00:12,891
What?

789
01:00:14,693 --> 01:00:18,028
- Where's Warren?
- The coward locked himself

790
01:00:18,030 --> 01:00:20,996
- in the bathroom.
- Typical.

791
01:00:20,998 --> 01:00:22,432
Personally...

792
01:00:22,434 --> 01:00:24,668
...I don't know what
you see in that guy.

793
01:00:24,670 --> 01:00:28,003
We started dating
in high school.

794
01:00:28,005 --> 01:00:31,074
First love.

795
01:00:31,076 --> 01:00:32,110
It's complicated.

796
01:00:33,378 --> 01:00:36,249
But not as
complicated as tonight.

797
01:00:38,317 --> 01:00:41,117
Mm, where is Lara?

798
01:00:41,119 --> 01:00:44,557
I think she's... eating.

799
01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:09,949
The bus is moving.

800
01:01:13,985 --> 01:01:18,420
Well, just have to deal with
some serious shit.

801
01:01:18,422 --> 01:01:20,657
Any idea
where we're heading?

802
01:01:20,659 --> 01:01:24,427
Not a clue, I just think any place
is better than where we were.

803
01:01:24,429 --> 01:01:26,662
Okay.

804
01:01:26,664 --> 01:01:30,666
No matter what happens,
just keep driving.

805
01:01:30,668 --> 01:01:32,237
What are you gonna do?

806
01:01:33,438 --> 01:01:34,440
Party's over.

807
01:01:46,284 --> 01:01:50,122
Yo razor face,
what you doing?

808
01:01:52,690 --> 01:01:56,726
Lara,
are you still in there?

809
01:01:56,728 --> 01:01:58,530
Somewhere?

810
01:02:05,036 --> 01:02:09,738
Okay, okay, first thing I do
when I get back,

811
01:02:09,740 --> 01:02:13,709
is I'm going to sue this bus company
for every penny that they're worth.

812
01:02:13,711 --> 01:02:18,148
And I demand a $400 refund
for my Burning Man tickets.

813
01:02:18,150 --> 01:02:21,083
Dump my...

814
01:02:22,820 --> 01:02:26,391
...ex-girlfriend
out of my life.

815
01:02:27,793 --> 01:02:30,260
Call me a dildo.

816
01:02:30,262 --> 01:02:32,429
Fuck her.

817
01:02:32,431 --> 01:02:34,199
Fuck you, Reese!

818
01:03:01,626 --> 01:03:04,827
- Get away from me!
- It's me, Ivy, open up.

819
01:03:04,829 --> 01:03:07,764
- Go to hell!
- I think we're already there.

820
01:03:07,766 --> 01:03:10,266
Come on, I need your help.

821
01:03:10,268 --> 01:03:13,202
Is my ex-girlfriend
still alive?

822
01:03:13,204 --> 01:03:15,472
Yes, she is,
no thanks to you.

823
01:03:15,474 --> 01:03:17,706
Then get her to help you.

824
01:03:17,708 --> 01:03:19,744
She's busy driving the bus.

825
01:03:21,346 --> 01:03:24,546
Where is that... that thing?

826
01:03:24,548 --> 01:03:27,816
I managed to lock it in the
luggage compartment, but...

827
01:03:27,818 --> 01:03:29,619
I have my doubts it's going
to stay down there.

828
01:03:29,621 --> 01:03:31,887
So what do you want
me to do about it?

829
01:03:31,889 --> 01:03:34,257
- Help me kill it!
- Fuck that!

830
01:03:34,259 --> 01:03:37,526
I'm staying right here till we're
back in Vegas or at Burning Man.

831
01:03:37,528 --> 01:03:39,695
You're a real fucking pussy,
you know that?

832
01:03:39,697 --> 01:03:42,500
And you're a cunt,
so we're even!

833
01:03:46,905 --> 01:03:49,341
Warren? Warren, what
the fuck is going on?

834
01:03:51,610 --> 01:03:53,345
Warren, get away
from the door.

835
01:03:57,282 --> 01:04:01,287
Nobody appreciates
the C-word.

836
01:04:08,793 --> 01:04:10,195
What's happening?

837
01:04:18,402 --> 01:04:21,306
- Oh, that's pretty gross.
- Talk to me!

838
01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:24,242
Just keep driving!

839
01:04:34,452 --> 01:04:36,722
Jesus.

840
01:04:45,429 --> 01:04:47,365
What the hell just happened?

841
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:50,903
I've got some good news
and some bad news.

842
01:04:53,471 --> 01:04:54,706
Your boyfriend is dead.

843
01:04:56,208 --> 01:04:57,209
And what's the bad news?

844
01:04:59,945 --> 01:05:03,579
Well, then no bad news.

845
01:05:03,581 --> 01:05:08,318
Lara, or the thing
that used to be Lara is gone.

846
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:11,590
Busted out.
Flew the coop.

847
01:05:12,958 --> 01:05:15,925
But I managed to shoot it
a few times,

848
01:05:15,927 --> 01:05:18,931
so with any luck, it's out
there dying somewhere.

849
01:05:20,231 --> 01:05:22,498
Any signs of that cult?

850
01:05:22,500 --> 01:05:24,400
Nope.

851
01:05:24,402 --> 01:05:26,804
Still don't
know where we're going.

852
01:05:28,974 --> 01:05:31,541
Well, it'll be light
in a few hours, so,

853
01:05:31,543 --> 01:05:33,943
we're bound
to wind up somewhere.

854
01:05:33,945 --> 01:05:37,512
Yeah. Somewhere that has
a hot bath, I hope.

855
01:05:37,514 --> 01:05:39,652
I'm all for that.

856
01:05:40,652 --> 01:05:43,253
And if they only have one,

857
01:05:43,255 --> 01:05:45,521
we could always share.

858
01:05:45,523 --> 01:05:50,793
Hey, Ivy, I agree
that Warren was kind of

859
01:05:50,795 --> 01:05:53,795
an asshole, but, I still
kind of favor men.

860
01:05:53,797 --> 01:05:57,967
- No offense.
- None taken.

861
01:05:57,969 --> 01:06:02,537
For some women,
it's an acquired taste.

862
01:06:02,539 --> 01:06:04,773
But it's okay, no pressure.

863
01:06:04,775 --> 01:06:06,608
- No.
- No, I mean it.

864
01:06:06,610 --> 01:06:09,278
- No. No, no, no!
- I mean it, I've never forced...

865
01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:10,349
No!

866
01:06:15,753 --> 01:06:17,987
- We're out of gas.
- You're kidding.

867
01:06:17,989 --> 01:06:21,659
Yeah, yeah, this is absolutely something
I would joke about right now.

868
01:06:24,795 --> 01:06:28,563
- Now what?
- I don't know about you, but...

869
01:06:28,565 --> 01:06:31,867
the last thing I want to do is
wander around there at night.

870
01:06:31,869 --> 01:06:34,604
Yeah. I'm not big
on that choice either.

871
01:06:34,606 --> 01:06:37,373
So, I think we stay
here till morning,

872
01:06:37,375 --> 01:06:40,776
and then grab as much food
and water that we can carry

873
01:06:40,778 --> 01:06:43,378
and go out there
and try to find some help.

874
01:06:46,518 --> 01:06:50,452
Who knows, maybe we can
even get a few hours of sleep.

875
01:06:50,454 --> 01:06:52,889
- I am all for sleeping.
- Yeah.

876
01:06:52,891 --> 01:06:56,525
- And I do mean sleeping.
- Just sleeping.

877
01:06:56,527 --> 01:06:58,463
Right.

878
01:07:44,675 --> 01:07:47,445
Oh, Reese, I thought
you weren't into girls.

879
01:07:50,581 --> 01:07:54,016
Oh, my God.
Oh, fuck.

880
01:07:54,018 --> 01:07:56,885
Oh, Reese.

881
01:07:56,887 --> 01:07:59,588
Oh, where did you
learn to do that?

882
01:07:59,590 --> 01:08:05,561
Oh, fuck.
Ow. Nibbling is cool.

883
01:08:09,434 --> 01:08:14,737
Oh, ow! Reese teeth,
not so cool.

884
01:08:14,739 --> 01:08:17,807
Oh, fuck.
Okay, seriously, the teeth.

885
01:08:26,551 --> 01:08:29,054
Jesus Christ.

886
01:08:33,123 --> 01:08:34,559
Reese?

887
01:08:50,175 --> 01:08:52,708
Oh, good, you're awake.

888
01:08:52,710 --> 01:08:54,113
I sure hope so.

889
01:08:57,515 --> 01:08:59,214
I don't see anything out here.

890
01:08:59,216 --> 01:09:02,518
We are absolutely
in the middle of nowhere.

891
01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:04,553
Are there
any backup gas cans on board?

892
01:09:04,555 --> 01:09:07,456
Nope. Already looked.

893
01:09:07,458 --> 01:09:10,526
Yep. We are empty.

894
01:09:10,528 --> 01:09:13,465
- So then, we're walking.
- Unless you have a better idea.

895
01:09:23,073 --> 01:09:24,941
Do you think they found us?

896
01:09:24,943 --> 01:09:27,009
I got three bullets left.

897
01:09:27,011 --> 01:09:28,881
I got the corkscrew
and the scissors.

898
01:09:31,850 --> 01:09:35,050
What if it is help?
What do we tell them?

899
01:09:35,052 --> 01:09:37,219
I don't know,
but I think trying to explain

900
01:09:37,221 --> 01:09:40,089
the six dead bodies on board
is going to be a tough one.

901
01:09:40,091 --> 01:09:41,960
Just follow my lead.

902
01:09:57,140 --> 01:09:58,840
Morning ladies.

903
01:09:58,842 --> 01:10:01,744
- Morning.
- Having a little trouble?

904
01:10:01,746 --> 01:10:04,112
That's the understatement
of the year.

905
01:10:04,114 --> 01:10:06,115
- Who are you?
- Bob McCready.

906
01:10:06,117 --> 01:10:08,784
I'm with Sin City Party Buses.
Came to help.

907
01:10:08,786 --> 01:10:10,820
How did you find us?

908
01:10:10,822 --> 01:10:11,821
A LoJack.

909
01:10:11,823 --> 01:10:13,188
Our whole line has them

910
01:10:13,190 --> 01:10:14,757
so we can keep track
of where everyone is

911
01:10:14,759 --> 01:10:16,157
if they miss
their destination

912
01:10:16,159 --> 01:10:18,628
and/or they don't return
radio calls.

913
01:10:18,630 --> 01:10:21,129
Which is when they call out
the search party, which is me.

914
01:10:21,131 --> 01:10:23,469
Bob McCready, hi.

915
01:10:24,702 --> 01:10:26,869
So where's, uh,
where's Matilda?

916
01:10:26,871 --> 01:10:29,871
- Who?
- The bus driver? Matilda Getty?

917
01:10:29,873 --> 01:10:32,708
- Oh, right.
- Oh, yeah.

918
01:10:32,710 --> 01:10:35,111
- Oh, funny story.
- Um...

919
01:10:35,113 --> 01:10:37,914
Well, um, we ran out of gas.

920
01:10:37,916 --> 01:10:42,250
So Matilda just took all the
others to the nearest town.

921
01:10:42,252 --> 01:10:46,155
On foot? Because that's
20 miles from here.

922
01:10:46,157 --> 01:10:51,893
Really? Well, she's didn't want
to leave the bus unattended.

923
01:10:51,895 --> 01:10:54,597
So Reese and I volunteered
to stay behind.

924
01:10:54,599 --> 01:10:57,866
- Just the two of you?
- I'm afraid so.

925
01:10:57,868 --> 01:11:00,135
So how the hell
did you wind up out here?

926
01:11:00,137 --> 01:11:03,339
I don't know.
We weren't driving.

927
01:11:03,341 --> 01:11:05,607
I think she was trying to take
a shortcut or something.

928
01:11:05,609 --> 01:11:06,709
That's right.

929
01:11:06,711 --> 01:11:08,611
Never disobey the GPS,

930
01:11:08,613 --> 01:11:10,178
number one rule of the road.

931
01:11:10,180 --> 01:11:13,616
Matilda should have
known better. Damn.

932
01:11:13,618 --> 01:11:15,750
This thing looks like it's
been through hell and back.

933
01:11:15,752 --> 01:11:17,053
That's the truth.

934
01:11:17,055 --> 01:11:19,187
Bet you two have
seen better days.

935
01:11:19,189 --> 01:11:21,156
We'd just really like
a ride to the closest town.

936
01:11:21,158 --> 01:11:23,092
Like now, if possible.

937
01:11:23,094 --> 01:11:25,160
Oh, no, no problem, I'll
just pull out your luggage.

938
01:11:25,162 --> 01:11:30,732
- Oh, no, no, no!
- All righty then.

939
01:11:30,734 --> 01:11:34,102
- Go back to civilization.
- Yes.

940
01:11:34,104 --> 01:11:35,840
Come on, I don't bite.

941
01:11:51,956 --> 01:11:54,123
Aren't you going
to call this in?

942
01:11:54,125 --> 01:11:58,361
Oh, sure, I just have to get to
an area where I get a signal.

943
01:11:58,363 --> 01:12:00,896
Well, isn't your GPS working?

944
01:12:00,898 --> 01:12:03,268
Oh, nothing works out here.

945
01:12:06,637 --> 01:12:09,004
Then how did you
locate us again?

946
01:12:09,006 --> 01:12:11,973
Whoops. You got me.

947
01:12:14,912 --> 01:12:16,211
And now we've got you.

948
01:12:16,213 --> 01:12:18,082
Fuck that!

949
01:12:27,158 --> 01:12:29,161
My one good eye!

950
01:12:48,979 --> 01:12:51,946
- You want me to drive?
- If you're up to it.

951
01:12:51,948 --> 01:12:54,051
I'm good.

952
01:13:11,335 --> 01:13:13,102
Help! Hey!

953
01:13:13,104 --> 01:13:15,007
Oh, shit!

954
01:13:16,140 --> 01:13:17,876
Hello!

955
01:13:21,212 --> 01:13:23,715
There you are. I've been looking
everywhere for you guys.

956
01:13:24,981 --> 01:13:26,482
I thought you said
she was a monster.

957
01:13:26,484 --> 01:13:27,750
She is.

958
01:13:27,752 --> 01:13:30,352
- How many bullets left?
- None.

959
01:13:30,354 --> 01:13:32,455
Where are all the others?

960
01:13:32,457 --> 01:13:34,255
Don't you remember?

961
01:13:34,257 --> 01:13:36,927
I remember
we were on the bus...

962
01:13:38,462 --> 01:13:42,263
you all said I had
to have sex with Peter.

963
01:13:42,265 --> 01:13:45,034
Next thing I know I woke up in
the desert naked this morning.

964
01:13:45,036 --> 01:13:48,204
I found these cloths,

965
01:13:48,206 --> 01:13:50,106
put them on.

966
01:13:50,108 --> 01:13:52,010
So come on, let me in.

967
01:13:53,077 --> 01:13:54,445
One moment.

968
01:13:55,747 --> 01:13:57,412
Are you sure she's a monster?

969
01:13:57,414 --> 01:13:58,981
I mean, she doesn't...
look at her.

970
01:13:58,983 --> 01:14:00,182
I mean, are you sure?

971
01:14:00,184 --> 01:14:01,517
I'm positive, okay?

972
01:14:01,519 --> 01:14:05,120
She turned into this
winged demonic creature.

973
01:14:05,122 --> 01:14:08,891
She tore Peter to pieces,
ripped through Alan's heart,

974
01:14:08,893 --> 01:14:11,893
and only left an arm and a leg
of your boyfriend behind.

975
01:14:11,895 --> 01:14:14,129
What if she really, like,
doesn't remember any of that?

976
01:14:14,131 --> 01:14:16,331
What if she turns back
to normal in the daylight?

977
01:14:16,333 --> 01:14:18,500
You mean like a werewolf?

978
01:14:18,502 --> 01:14:21,035
We don't know how this whole
chosen one thing works.

979
01:14:21,037 --> 01:14:25,174
Really hot out here, guys,
I've been walking for hours!

980
01:14:25,176 --> 01:14:27,343
Please, just open the door.

981
01:14:27,345 --> 01:14:30,979
Lara, how are you feeling?

982
01:14:30,981 --> 01:14:33,982
Hot, tired, thirsty,

983
01:14:33,984 --> 01:14:36,451
confused, a little sore,

984
01:14:36,453 --> 01:14:40,156
massive hangover, scared,
worried, stressed out.

985
01:14:40,158 --> 01:14:43,495
Okay, okay, enough. Prove
to us you're not a demon.

986
01:14:45,162 --> 01:14:48,365
How do you prove
you're not a demon?

987
01:14:49,966 --> 01:14:52,269
She's got a point.

988
01:14:58,542 --> 01:15:01,309
Thanks for letting me
ride shotgun.

989
01:15:01,311 --> 01:15:05,246
- No problem.
- So, um, you're not feeling

990
01:15:05,248 --> 01:15:08,017
all powerful today?

991
01:15:08,019 --> 01:15:11,419
Not one bit.
Oh, look, a wolf dog.

992
01:15:17,295 --> 01:15:19,864
- Where?
- Never mind. It's gone.

993
01:15:21,832 --> 01:15:24,933
How about some music?

994
01:15:29,407 --> 01:15:32,543
- That's weird.
- I didn't even touch it.

995
01:15:43,954 --> 01:15:45,486
Looks like a storm's coming.

996
01:15:49,092 --> 01:15:50,862
Could be.

997
01:15:52,029 --> 01:15:53,862
Who's still up
for Burning Man?

998
01:15:53,864 --> 01:15:55,964
I mean I'm up for
it if you guys are.

999
01:15:55,966 --> 01:15:58,536
Well, we've come this far.

1000
01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:10,520
Subtitles by explosiveskull

1001
01:16:10,648 --> 01:16:15,017
♪ Come on, baby,
let's ride together ♪

1002
01:16:15,019 --> 01:16:19,391
♪ Drive all night through
hell and weather ♪

1003
01:16:25,328 --> 01:16:29,164
♪ Take your top down
and ride the metal ♪

1004
01:16:29,166 --> 01:16:33,171
♪ Breaking the law,
we'll raise the devil ♪

1005
01:16:39,911 --> 01:16:44,112
♪ Hey, Hot Pants,
I got sticky fingers ♪

1006
01:16:44,114 --> 01:16:48,183
♪ I got a load
and it's ready to expel ♪

1007
01:16:48,185 --> 01:16:51,387
♪ I see your tunnel,
let's rock this motion ♪

1008
01:16:51,389 --> 01:16:55,260
♪ Please, please, baby,
ride this party bus to hell ♪

1009
01:17:25,555 --> 01:17:28,223
I hate fucking dummies!

1010
01:17:28,225 --> 01:17:29,959
No one more time. Mummies.

1011
01:17:29,961 --> 01:17:32,494
Here we go.

1012
01:17:32,496 --> 01:17:33,565
And action.

1013
01:17:35,399 --> 01:17:37,967
- I hate fucking dummies!
- Mummies.

1014
01:17:37,969 --> 01:17:39,233
You said
"dummies" again, sweetie.

1015
01:17:39,235 --> 01:17:41,238
Shit.

1016
01:17:56,453 --> 01:18:00,356
♪ Girl, another mind
Smokey left behind ♪

1017
01:18:00,358 --> 01:18:04,425
♪ Down a lonely road
and I'll get over in time ♪

1018
01:18:04,427 --> 01:18:11,403
♪ I feel like I'm riding on the
edge of the night tonight ♪

1019
01:18:13,537 --> 01:18:16,738
♪ Hauling ass
with a full tank of gas ♪

1020
01:18:16,740 --> 01:18:20,675
♪ I'm with desperado
in a moment to pass ♪

1021
01:18:20,677 --> 01:18:23,144
♪ With a pistol
in my pocket ♪

1022
01:18:23,146 --> 01:18:25,582
♪ Baby,
you reach the test ♪

1023
01:18:28,319 --> 01:18:33,254
♪ In a flash of a reason
you can see in my eyes ♪

1024
01:18:33,256 --> 01:18:36,558
♪ I'm a master
of disguise ♪

1025
01:18:36,560 --> 01:18:41,530
♪ I turn men on me
like a man can lie ♪

1026
01:18:41,532 --> 01:18:48,139
♪ I'm your man of steel
and I'm hell on wheels ♪

1027
01:18:53,676 --> 01:18:57,678
♪ Going more a mess
with your head in my lap ♪

1028
01:18:57,680 --> 01:19:01,650
♪ Losing my positions
because the deck is stacked ♪

1029
01:19:01,652 --> 01:19:08,525
♪ But honey lies a number and
I know where you've been ♪

1030
01:19:11,261 --> 01:19:14,495
♪ Fast and little,
next to mobile tryst ♪

1031
01:19:14,497 --> 01:19:18,267
♪ Roll in a woman
like an angel's kiss ♪

1032
01:19:18,269 --> 01:19:20,335
♪ If it don't make it power ♪

1033
01:19:20,337 --> 01:19:25,808
♪ Make it ever with this ♪

1034
01:19:25,810 --> 01:19:30,579
♪ In a flash of a reason
you can see in my eyes ♪

1035
01:19:30,581 --> 01:19:34,482
♪ I'm a master
of disguise ♪

1036
01:19:34,484 --> 01:19:38,719
♪ I can man a machine,
I can weaponize ♪

1037
01:19:38,721 --> 01:19:41,522
♪ I was built for speed ♪

1038
01:19:41,524 --> 01:19:46,527
♪ And I'm hell on wheels ♪

1039
01:19:56,873 --> 01:19:59,476
♪ Hell on wheels ♪

1040
01:20:00,743 --> 01:20:05,147
♪ Hell on wheels ♪

1041
01:20:05,149 --> 01:20:12,120
♪ Hell on wheels ♪

1042
01:20:12,122 --> 01:20:14,322
♪ Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

1043
01:20:14,324 --> 01:20:16,525
♪ So long
I'm out the door ♪

1044
01:20:16,527 --> 01:20:18,460
♪ Don't want you anymore ♪

1045
01:20:18,462 --> 01:20:20,294
♪ You're dumb,
you're gone to me ♪

1046
01:20:20,296 --> 01:20:23,464
♪ So long is my escape ♪

1047
01:20:26,871 --> 01:20:29,673
♪ I bet you said
I'm back on track ♪

1048
01:20:31,475 --> 01:20:34,479
♪ Shut your mouth
or I'll attack ♪

1049
01:20:36,146 --> 01:20:39,184
♪ Game on,
I'm on the stage ♪

1050
01:20:40,917 --> 01:20:42,884
♪ To find love,
magic to make ♪

1051
01:20:42,886 --> 01:20:45,486
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

1052
01:20:45,488 --> 01:20:47,688
♪ So long,
I'm out the door ♪

1053
01:20:47,690 --> 01:20:50,224
♪ Don't want you anymore ♪

1054
01:20:50,226 --> 01:20:51,727
♪ You're dumb,
you're gone today ♪

1055
01:20:51,729 --> 01:20:54,795
♪ So long is my escape ♪

1056
01:20:54,797 --> 01:20:56,932
♪ I'm going,
I'm out the gate ♪

1057
01:20:56,934 --> 01:20:59,201
♪ You're dumb,
you're gone to me ♪

1058
01:20:59,203 --> 01:21:00,902
♪ I'm gonna get out
on my way ♪

1059
01:21:00,904 --> 01:21:03,539
♪ So long is my escape ♪

1060
01:21:03,541 --> 01:21:05,507
♪ So long ♪

1061
01:21:05,509 --> 01:21:07,442
♪ Adios ♪

1062
01:21:07,444 --> 01:21:09,945
♪ So long ♪

1063
01:21:09,947 --> 01:21:12,380
♪ Au revoir ♪

1064
01:21:12,382 --> 01:21:14,516
♪ So long ♪

1065
01:21:14,518 --> 01:21:16,617
♪ Later ♪

1066
01:21:16,619 --> 01:21:18,122
♪ So long ♪

1067
01:21:19,657 --> 01:21:20,725
See ya.