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  5. You're a fighter, you always have been. One day while in the woods fighting animal critters as you always have been, something you've never seen appears before you, you see a silvery yet almost invisible figure fighting creatures of shadow.
  6. You approach the creature. It's like looking at a reflection but everything is opposite, like a mirror that reflects your world but with an opposite twist to it.
  7. "You are not of this world." The creature says.
  8. "Obviously."
  9.  
  10. > Vandelsexa stick Vandelsexa's hand into the creature.
  11. You don't understand what she's doing, she's not even looking at you.
  12. "What...?"
  13. "I'm giving him a handjob."
  14.  
  15. > Vandelsexa "It was so shiny, I couldn't resist uwu"
  16. You leave it at that.
  17.  
  18. > Vandelsexa says "This is nonsense, what are you doing here, and why are you so shiny?"
  19. "I'm not sure what you mean, I was just trying to take this young man out for a night of fun..."
  20. "He's barely older than a child!
  21. The creature does three spins and pirouettes off into the distance, leaving Vandelsexa alone with his thoughts.
  22. "What did he mean?"
  23. "Nothing, he's just a bit of an idiot. Come on, let's go."
  24. The pair of you begin to walk down the road out of town.
  25.  
  26. > Vandelsexa says "So, what is your name, stranger."
  27. "Is it silly if I don't know?"
  28. "Well, we can't keep calling you stranger."
  29. "Do you have any ideas?"
  30. "How about John? It's a nice name.
  31.  
  32. > Vandelsexa says "I like John. It reminds me of... Someone I used to know. His you-know-what would always get bigger when I pulled on it."
  33. You continue down the road, deeper into the night.
  34. "So..." Vandel asks, "What do you want to do?"
  35. "I don't know. What do you want to do?
  36. "You."
  37. "Well, that's forward."
  38. "That's just how I am."
  39. "I suppose we could find somewhere to... you know."
  40. "Kiss?
  41.  
  42. > Vandelsexa says "I still have the semen from the silvery creature earlier. Give it a lick? It smells like raisins."
  43. The taste of the creature's... essence is still fresh on your tongue. It's not unpleasant, and it's not really that big of a deal to you.
  44.  
  45. > Vandelsexa turn around suddenly, hearing a sound behind Vandelsexa.
  46. "Oh, hey there lover."
  47. It's the silvery creature from before, this time standing directly behind Vandel. It stares at you for a few seconds before looking at Vandel.
  48. "What is it?"
  49.  
  50. > Vandelsexa says "did you follow us? what do you want with me and my cherry tree?"
  51. "Do you like cherry trees?"
  52. "I like the flowers, but I don't do trees."
  53. The creature does a little dance. It's... Unsettling, to say the least.
  54.  
  55. > Vandelsexa says "that is very arousing, I don't think i could hold myself back for much longer if you keep doing that dance. Begone or else it will go to blows!"
  56. "Oh, OK. Well, can you come to my realm? I'll have more candy there."
  57. Vandel looks at you with a raised eyebrow.
  58. "Is this safe?
  59.  
  60. > Vandelsexa says "Nobody's ever given me candy and lived to tell the tale. How strong is your candy, silvery creature?"
  61. "I don't know, I made it myself."
  62. "Well, let's find out!"
  63. You find yourself whisked away to a place of candy trees and rivers of chocolate.
  64.  
  65. > Vandelsexa says "This isn't semen at all."
  66. The silvery creature looks at you nervously.
  67. "Are you sure? I made it myself."
  68. "Well, I've tasted your saliva before, and this is different."
  69. You see the creature's shoulders slump.
  70.  
  71. > Vandelsexa walk over to the river and stick Vandelsexa's finger in it, then lick Vandelsexa's finger.
  72. "This is delicious, but it's not quite the same thing. Hey, did you make this for anyone else?"
  73. The creature nods.
  74. "Who?"
  75. "Just a girl I know.
  76.  
  77. > Richard enters into the world of chocolate and candy.
  78. "A girl? You have a girlfriend?"
  79. The creature shakes his head.
  80. "No, just a friend."
  81. "So wait, you made this for your friends and nobody else?
  82.  
  83. > Vandelsexa says "who is she, is she who you're getting with on the side? I knew you tasted different from before. "
  84. The creature looks at you nervously.
  85. "How did you know? Are you psychic?"
  86. "So, tell me about this girl.
  87.  
  88. > Richard says "Hello, I am Richard, King of Dicks."
  89. "Hi, I'm Cady."
  90. "So, tell me about this girl."
  91. "She's nice. I think she lives around here, because sometimes I see her on the way home from school.
  92. Vandelsexa punches Richard in the face.
  93. "Ow! What was that for?"
  94. "You're hitting on my girlfriend!"
  95. "I don't think so. I'm not doing anything, I'm just sitting here.
  96.  
  97. > Vandelsexa says "Slap my monkey like you used to slap dad's"
  98. Vandel swipes a claw at the creature, who leaps backwards.
  99. "OK, OK! I get it, I'll leave you alone!"
  100. The creature runs off, and you're left alone.
  101.  
  102. > Vandelsexa turn to richard and look in his eyes.
  103. "Come on let's do it."
  104. "Are you sure?
  105.  
  106. > Vandelsexa says "... F.... K. In. The Coffee. It never fails!"
  107. "I thought you didn't drink coffee."
  108. "I don't, but it never fails to get people going in the morning."
  109. You take a sip of the drink. It tastes terrible.
  110.  
  111. > Richard says "Oh, I'll get YOU going."
  112. "Not like that, you won't."
  113. You pull Vandel to the side of the road, where it's quiet. You lean in to kiss him, and he pulls away.
  114. "What?
  115.  
  116. > Vandelsexa says "where did that creature go that sent us to this land of flowing chocolate? I want to give him MY heavy flow"
  117. "I don't know, and I'm not kissing you until you brush your teeth."
  118. Vandel glares at you.
  119. "You're such a woman."
  120. He pulls away, and gets in the car.
  121.  
  122. > Richard says "Wait! Vandelsexa! I... I!!"
  123. The car speeds off down the road.
  124. You watch it drive away, before turning back to your yard. You have a long walk ahead of you.
  125.  
  126. > Richard summons their own car from the ether and drives after Vandelsexa.
  127.  
  128.  
  129. > Vandelsexa continues driving faster away from richard, tears rolling down his eyes. how could richard betray him?
  130. You follow Vandel in your car. You drive for a few miles, and eventually he pulls over. You pull up behind him and get out of your car.You drive down the road in your old sedan. You pass the trees of your old hometown. None of it means anything to you now, not after what happened with Vandel.
  131. Suddenly a tree appears in the middle of the road and Vandelsexa's car crashes into it. You stop and get out.
  132. A portal opens up in front of you and the gnome steps out.
  133. "Hello, demon. It's time to settle our differences."
  134.  
  135. > Vandelsexa says "Demon! I can't fight you without Richard's power."
  136. "Well, he's either dead or he isn't. Which is it?"
  137. Vandel closes his eyes.
  138. "I don't know! I can't feel him anywhere!"
  139. "Too bad."
  140.  
  141. > Vandelsexa becomes lost in a trance, feeling for richard in the ether.
  142. You see Vandel reaching out to the aether, trying to sense the location of his lost love. It's a useless endeavor, but you'll let him try.
  143.  
  144. > Vandelsexa says "..."
  145. Vandel's body begins to glow with a golden light.
  146. "What are you doing?"
  147. "Helping you."
  148. Richard catches up and sees the scene, Vandelsexa raised from the ground and the gnome's demon army pouring from the portal.
  149. "What the hell is this?"
  150. The demon army charges at you, and you charge back. They're no match for you, and they fall like wheat before the scythe.
  151.  
  152. > Vandelsexa says "I remember my calling. Punching. Are you ready gnome?"
  153. "I was born ready."
  154. Vandel grabs the gnome and transports him to the other side of the portal. They fight as you continue to slay the demon army.
  155.  
  156. > Vandelsexa suddenly overcome with lust, he grabs the gnome and pulls him in and embraces him.
  157. "Wait, what are you doing?"
  158. "I'm embracing you."
  159. "Can't it wait until after the portal is closed?"
  160. "No."
  161.  
  162. > Vandelsexa says "well that is reasonable"
  163. Vandel takes off the gnome's armor, and begins to caress him.
  164. "It's been so long, Vandel."
  165. "Shut up and kiss me."
  166.  
  167. > Vandelsexa says "wait i'm not ready"
  168. "It's been too long."
  169. "Well, get ready."
  170. The gnome and Vandel kiss, and the portal begins to close. Soon it disappears altogether.
  171.  
  172. > Vandelsexa step back, and throw a concealed dagger at the gnome.
  173. You step back and throw your dagger at the gnome. The dagger flies right through the gnome's heart.
  174. "Ha ha! Missed!"
  175. The gnome falls over.
  176.  
  177. > Vandelsexa says "finally the demon is vanquished, but what happened to my cherry tree"
  178. Vandel notices the gnome is dead.
  179. "Well, that takes care of that."
  180. "Your cherry tree?"
  181. "Yeah, I grew up here in this town. That was my childhood tree.
  182.  
  183. > Vandelsexa says "where did richard go?"
  184. You walk over to the dead gnome and retrieve your dagger.
  185. "Back to his world, I imagine."
  186. Vandel begins to cry.
  187.  
  188. > Vandelsexa using his cherry tree powers, summons the silvery creature once again.
  189. "What are you doing?"
  190. "I'm going to take it out."
  191. "No, you can't. You don't know what that is."
  192. "It's my friend.
  193.  
  194. > Vandelsexa says "richard isn't around anymore, now i have you all to myself"
  195. "I thought it was your friend."
  196. "Well, maybe friend is too strong of a word. Acquaintance?"
  197. "You don't need to do this."
  198. "Yes, I do."
  199.  
  200. > Vandelsexa runs hair through silvery creature's hair.
  201. Vandel gently runs his hand through the creature's hair.
  202. "I wish things could have been different."
  203. He kisses the creature on the forehead.
  204. "I'll see you soon."
  205. with that, the silvery creature disappeared into dust.
  206. "Let's go home, Vandel."
  207. "Yeah. Let's do that."
  208. vandelsexa goes home.
  209. THE END
  210. Tip: If you're logged in, your games are auto saved for you. You can find them by clicking "My Stuff" on the sidebar menu.
  211. What happens next?
  212. AI Dungeon
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