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Memey Election Season

Jan 29th, 2016
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  1. Obama is dying
  2. He's dying from a giant kidney stone
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  4. Donald Trump plotted this, he plans to take over America and become chancellor of the States
  5.  
  6. in a small cave atop a mountain in the rockies, Joe Biden has been training for decades in preparation for the upcoming brawl
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  8. The brawl with John Cena and One Punch Man, aka Trump's personal body guards
  9.  
  10. Biden isnt phased however
  11. His years of training have unlocked the power of madness that permeates deep into his soul
  12. as the sun sets for the final time, Biden jumps from the cave, down the mountainside
  13.  
  14. Meanwhile, Trump is doing a check up in the labs deep within area 51, both his body guards beside him. Several mad scientists are close to achieving the goal of "making anime real"
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  16. "Excellent, once Obama dies from renal failure, with my gargantuan mountain of money and lobbying powers, I will take the throne and turn America into a Neo-Nazi regime and finally make anime real"
  17.  
  18. A nervous, piddly scientist walks up to Trump slowly, carefully holding a clipboard
  19.  
  20. "T-t-trump-sama? W-we have a problem, sir..."
  21.  
  22. As Trump is about to behead the insolent little man, a gigantic, illuminescent glass tank behind Trump cracks
  23.  
  24. Screams of terror arise
  25. "NO! ITS TOO SOON!"
  26. "WE CANT SHUT IT DOWN!"
  27. "GOD CANT SAVE US NOW"
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