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- Obama is dying
- He's dying from a giant kidney stone
- Donald Trump plotted this, he plans to take over America and become chancellor of the States
- in a small cave atop a mountain in the rockies, Joe Biden has been training for decades in preparation for the upcoming brawl
- The brawl with John Cena and One Punch Man, aka Trump's personal body guards
- Biden isnt phased however
- His years of training have unlocked the power of madness that permeates deep into his soul
- as the sun sets for the final time, Biden jumps from the cave, down the mountainside
- Meanwhile, Trump is doing a check up in the labs deep within area 51, both his body guards beside him. Several mad scientists are close to achieving the goal of "making anime real"
- "Excellent, once Obama dies from renal failure, with my gargantuan mountain of money and lobbying powers, I will take the throne and turn America into a Neo-Nazi regime and finally make anime real"
- A nervous, piddly scientist walks up to Trump slowly, carefully holding a clipboard
- "T-t-trump-sama? W-we have a problem, sir..."
- As Trump is about to behead the insolent little man, a gigantic, illuminescent glass tank behind Trump cracks
- Screams of terror arise
- "NO! ITS TOO SOON!"
- "WE CANT SHUT IT DOWN!"
- "GOD CANT SAVE US NOW"
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