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- NC omake
- >Celestia
- "Dollestia"
- ~~~
- >*sips tea* And you have been watching over her since before she left through the mirror?
- "Mmmh hmm. Pretty much. Pass me some milk, please?"
- >There we go.
- "Thank you."
- >And... she hasn't blamed us for anything since she returned? Not even once?
- "Mmh, no. *sip*"
- >...there is still hope for her...
- "Are you crying, me?"
- >We call it liquid pride now.
- "I'll give us a moment."
- >Thank you. *sniff*
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- NCOmake
- >Pommel
- "SP"
- 'Haymaker'
- -Lucky Strikes-
- =Guards=
- ~Red~
- <Brahmos>
- >"'-=AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!=-'"
- <Okay, forget what I said, this was worth it! Now let's eat us a nemesis...uhhh...>
- ~Grrr...~
- <Shit, why are there so many armored white unicorns here!? Which one's the little bastard!?>
- ~Course of action.~
- <Eh, let's just eat 'em all.>
- ~Agreed.~
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- NC omakey
- >Gryphons
- "Idris"
- In the middle of a timefrozen, unmoving scenery that is supposed to be Kingsmoot.
- >...fuck being a Gryphon.
- >At least we won't get punched out by a robot abomination.
- >I gotta pee.
- >I wanna go home...
- >Shut up, no one likes you!
- >None of them like any of us.
- >Maybe we should seek refuge in the Crystal Enpire. I heard they take in anyone. Rapists, babypunchers, wannabe dictators, thieves...
- "Sigh."
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- Omoko
- >Variolus
- "Sunset"
- '???'
- ~~~
- "You know, there's one thing I'm wondering."
- >Yeessss?
- "Why did that one changeling stay in the valley so long? It must have been months."
- >...Uh...
- ~~~~~
- '...hello? Uh... I kind of hurt my wing... yeah, hurting myself doing basic stuff is just 'existing' for me most days, but this one's a problem. How... how am I supposed to get out? It's a sheer cliff, how am I supposed to... hello?... You there, creepy drone, can you fly me out?
- *HISSS... WAAATCCCHHHH...*
- 'That's a no then.... huh... I did not think this one through...'
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- OMAKE!
- >Slate
- "Slate's wife"
- ~~~~~
- >...
- "...sooooo..."
- >...
- "...Who was that? Because I'm pretty sure he wasn't a friend of yours."
- >I'm not having an affair.
- "Didn't say you were! Just, you know, if you WERE and that was the reason our wall had a crack in it, I would be totally understanding."
- >Good to know, but I'm not.
- "..."
- >...Honey...
- "I JUST WANT TO WATCH! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!?"
- >He was a changeling!
- "..."
- >...
- "...thatismyfetish."
- >What!?
- "I SAID NOTHING!"
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- OMAKE!
- >32
- "29"
- ~~~~
- >BROTHER!
- "ACK! NO! I AM IN HIDING MINE KIN!"
- >Oh, stuff it, we're in NC. I am merely here to brag that I have bedded a mare before you!
- "...Come again?"
- >Yes, Sunset Shimmer too!
- "The... student who got kicked out and went crazy?"
- >Crazy in bed, amiright?
- "...You do realize that I'm actually good at seducing, I've just not managed to bed any royals yet, right? If I wanted someone on Sunset's level, I could probably manage, but the sword of fantasy is wielded by princesses! Not commoners!"
- >...
- "..."
- >...This shit is why everyone thinks you suck.
- "Says the changeling who pretended to be a mare for months."
- >...Touché.
- "..."
- >...I'll be your mare tonight-
- "NOPE!"
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- Non-Canon Pinkie Preview
- >Pinkie
- ~~~~~
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT3DtC1zcW0
- >Vekir and Watchdog ride a train. Twilight tries to chase Dollestia. I attempted to put myself in the spotlight and Maud is currently trying to eat the Crystal Stadium!
- >Discord gets jealous of all the time that Chrysalis spends with Fluttershy. Silver Spoon's house gets robbed. The tour guide crystal pony introduces Changelings to showers. I finally get a part because Doom Pone tells us it's happening. Find out what happens next time in thread 75: Oh You Beautiful Doll...and of course Smarty Pants Fanservice!
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