Eng Henchmen (2018)

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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"Pep Girl Twins,"
issue 437.

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"The Diabolical
Dr. Shark Hands."

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Ohh, this is gonna be
so good.

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Finally, a supervillain
with some teeth.

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What's that?
Who's there?

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Oh, come on!

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You gotta be kidding me!

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Why do the bad guys
always lose?

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Dr. Shark Hands
is the coolest.

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I mean, he literally has
sharks for hands.

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And then he gets taken out
with pom-poms!

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Who writes this?

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If I was a supervillain,

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I'd win every time.

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Hiya!

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What a weirdo.

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No wonder no one's adopted him.

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- Lester!
- Huh?

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Sit down!

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Comic book nerd!
Comic book nerd!

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Hang in there, Lester.

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Only 112 more days to go.

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Let's go, henchmen.
Move it out!

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You too, newbie!

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Wow.

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Uh, uh-oh.

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Wait!
Hold that elevator!

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Wh-ho-ho!

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Hey. Hey, pal.
Check it out.

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A real supervillain lair.

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Huh? You don't see
many of these around.

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Good. Next.

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- Next.
- Is this spray cheese?

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Yes. Next!

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Henchmen!

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At attention!

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The Gluttonator
will now speak.

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No way!

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First...
Excuse me for that.

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First...

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We unleash my Gouda guns
on the coastal city.

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This is the best thing
I've ever seen.

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Mm! Then we unleash
the Swiss missiles,

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and Provoloneum bombs
on the inland centers.

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Before noon...

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Uhh, excuse me again.

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Every major city
on the continent

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will be ten feet deep

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in molten,
radioactive cheese!

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Hey, why aren't they laughing?

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Henchmen,
maniacal laugh now!

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Better.

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Another day,

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another deluded maniac
with a terrible plan.

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What was that, Hank?

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Oh, nothin', Steve.
She's all fixed.

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- Great. Thanks.
- Hey, it's what I do.

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So, you guard the cheese
on the elevator, huh?

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What are we talkin',
Swiss? Gouda?

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Cheddar? Sharp?
We doin' sharp Cheddar?

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What is this,
New Zealand grass fed?

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Morning, Jane.

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How's super evil's

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princess of pipe fitting
doing today?

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Oh, not bad,

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but call me princess
again, boss,

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and you'll be getting
a pipe wrench in the old wazoo.

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Oh, would you
look at the time.

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Gotta dash.
See ya at lunch.

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Okay. You be careful
out there.

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Radioactive cheese
comin' through.

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I'm all in.

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Ha-ha! Royal flush.

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Again?!
That's impossible!

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- The cards don't lie.
- Yeah?

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- Well, neither does this!
- Oh, yeah?

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Hey, there he is.
How goes it, Stew?

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Hey, you want a dumpling
and broth at the same time,

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what do you do?

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Uh... use a spoon?

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Not anymore.
Introducing chopstraws.

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Check this out.

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You've done it again,
buddy.

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Only $19.99, Hank.

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Order now, and I'll
throw in a scratchula!

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Ohh...

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Later, Stew.

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Oh, yeah.

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Get in there deeper,
come on.

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Uh-huh.

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Uhh!
Oh, yeah.

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- Morning, Yakov.
- Da.

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Henchmen,
at ready!

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Take aim.

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Fire!

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Fire!

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All right.
Check this out!

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What's shakin',
old timer?

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Old Doug?
Old Doug!

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Ahh! No, I don't want to
take a 15 minute survey.

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Ow!
Give me that.

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Oh, boss, it's you.

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Can I have five bucks?

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You can stay sharp.

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Listen, it's dangerous
around here. Okay?

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You got it, boss.
Right after my break.

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Which starts right...

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Morning, Hank.

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- Pew!
- Huh?

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Pew, pew, pew! Pew!
Laser!

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What do we have here?

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Kneel before the awesome power
of The Orphan!

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Oh, no, everybody run!

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Pew, pew, pew.
Yeah!

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- Hey!
- Huh?

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- What are you doing?
- Who cut the cheese?

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I'm so sorry.
I... I was just...

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Trying to kill me?
Yeah, I noticed.

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Wait a minute.
Why aren't you in uniform?

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Oh, uh, it's my birthday.

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Not what I asked.

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How and why are you in
the Gluttonator's lair?

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Oh, I'm Lester.
I'm here to sign up.

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Ah. You fell for it,
too, huh?

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Hey, what's this?

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Oh, um, that's my
supervillain persona,

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The Orphan.

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Okay.

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Do you know
how many Henchmen

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have actually become
supervillains?

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Seventeen. Why?

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All right, listen.
It's dead simple.

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- Okay.
- Go back to the elevator,

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take it up to
the ground floor.

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- All right.
- Start walking east.

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Keep going 'til you hit
Apex City.

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- Get a boring job.
- What?

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Get married,
have a kid,

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grow old, die peacefully
in your sleep.

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- But I...
- Got it?

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No! Sir.

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This is my dream.

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Dream?

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Take a look, kid.
This is a nightmare.

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But that's a real
supervillain.

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Hey, don't be shy.

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Get in on these
mashed potatoes.

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Oh, this is so exciting!

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He's attacking the world

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with radioactive cheese.

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It's stupid.
It's not exciting.

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- What's happening?
- And here we go again.

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What the Feta?!

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It's over, Gluttonator.

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The Friendly Force Five
are here.

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Six!

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Friendly Force Six!

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- Oh!
- They call me the Jackalope.

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Great.

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What is he doing here?

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I'm sorry,
he's my half brother.

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But he's not one of us.

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Yeah, you try
telling my mom that.

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Gluttonator army...

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Attack!

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Ha-ha! You missed.

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Eesh.

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Oh, no.

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Hey, boys.

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The Pep Girl Twins! Run!

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Hi-ya!

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Holy moly!

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Let's do this!

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Anyone hungry?
I brought smacks.

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Freeze, Slap Happy!

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And now I spin!

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<i>Ole!</i>

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Mozzarella!

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Hello.

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Dodge this,
Nick of Time.

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Ha-ha!

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Ooh, so close.

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Feel my rapid
super rabbit kick!

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How is he my brother?

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Oh! I believe this is yours.

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Well, think fast.

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Okay, show's over, kid.

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- Help!
- Old Doug!

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Told you to stay sharp.

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Boss, please.

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This ain't my first rodeo.

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Wait. Is this a rodeo?

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- Ahh!
- Let's get outta here!

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- Hey, guys!
- Huh? Hank!

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Oh, you're kiddin' me. That's
the fifth time this month.

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How is that even possible?

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- Time for my sponge bath.
- Let's get him out of here.

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Oh, for the love of brie!

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We're gettin' our
asiago's kicked.

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I'll be back.

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Camembert!

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Woohoo!
Come and get some!

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Ohh!

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Hey, I just got
the bunny guy!

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Do I get promoted?

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Sure, kid, I'll promote you.

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All the way upstairs.

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Uh...

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But I just shot you.

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I'm a super hero.

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And we don't get killed
so eas...

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Whoa!
You just saved my life.

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Yeah.
Happy birthday, kid.

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Now, get outta here,
and go and have a great,

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normal, super boring life.

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<i>Nowhere to go?</i>

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<i>Well, look no further.</i>

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<i>The Union of Evil Henchmen
is the place for you.</i>

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<i>Nestled in super secret
Supervillain City.</i>

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<i>Home to the very best of
the absolute worst.</i>

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<i>Are you good at being bad?</i>

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<i>Bad at being good?</i>

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- I am.
- I am.

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I am.

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<i>We meet death in the face
each and every day,</i>

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<i>and when we do,</i>

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<i>we punch that death
right in its stupid face!</i>

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Punch death in the face!

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<i>We don't just die,</i>

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<i>we die hard.</i>

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Great movie!

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<i>If you think super heroes
are super lame...</i>

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<i>become a henchman today.</i>

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<i>No strings attached.</i>

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<i>Certain strings
may be attached.</i>

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<i>Because we're bad,
and being bad...</i>

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<i>is good!</i>

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<i>Welcome to
the Union of Evil.</i>

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<i>Please hold the handrail
while exiting the vehicle.</i>

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- Attention recruit.
- Yes, sir!

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Time to find out what type
of henchman you are.

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Are you a level one?

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The elite right hand
of super evil?

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Yes, I am.

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Uh, what's that?

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Scanning, scanning,

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scanning.

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- Not even close.
- Oh...

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Perhaps you have
the killer instinct

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of a henchman second class,

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foot soldiers of darkness.

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Huh?

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Wow, cool.

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- Bring the pain.
- Hey!

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Huh?

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Friendly Force!

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<i>Drop your weapon,
evil scout!</i>

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Take this!

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My gun's broken!

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No, no, no, no, no!

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Ouch.
New height record.

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It's all happening
so fast.

264
00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:07,643
- And we're done.
- Already?

265
00:14:07,645 --> 00:14:09,912
But can't I just...

266
00:14:09,914 --> 00:14:11,314
What's that for?

267
00:14:11,316 --> 00:14:14,150
Henchman class three it is.
What a shocker.

268
00:14:14,152 --> 00:14:15,450
Really? Ow!

269
00:14:15,452 --> 00:14:16,652
Bye-bye.

270
00:14:16,654 --> 00:14:19,055
Next.

271
00:14:19,057 --> 00:14:21,456
<i>Would the
owner of the red murder tank</i>

272
00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:22,994
<i>please move your vehicle.</i>

273
00:14:24,528 --> 00:14:25,695
Take a seat, Hank.

274
00:14:25,697 --> 00:14:28,263
Let's review.

275
00:14:28,265 --> 00:14:30,065
Hey, look, it's you.

276
00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:31,600
Oh, boy.

277
00:14:31,602 --> 00:14:34,570
<i>I'm a super hero,
and we don't get killed</i>

278
00:14:34,572 --> 00:14:37,172
<i>so eas...</i>

279
00:14:39,210 --> 00:14:40,575
And there's
the Gluttonator.

280
00:14:42,013 --> 00:14:44,147
Nice one.

281
00:14:44,149 --> 00:14:46,581
Listen, boss,
I was just helping that kid.

282
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:49,319
Heroic stuff,
to be sure,

283
00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:51,353
but here's the thing.

284
00:14:51,355 --> 00:14:53,555
We work for the bad guys.

285
00:14:56,027 --> 00:14:57,897
So what's it gonna be
this time?

286
00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:00,162
Huh?

287
00:15:00,164 --> 00:15:02,699
Meet your apprentice.

288
00:15:02,701 --> 00:15:03,699
What the...

289
00:15:03,701 --> 00:15:05,701
Oh!

290
00:15:07,105 --> 00:15:08,503
Hey!

291
00:15:08,505 --> 00:15:09,705
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.

292
00:15:09,707 --> 00:15:11,473
No. No, no, no.
No way!

293
00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:13,709
Hi! My name's Le...

294
00:15:13,711 --> 00:15:16,713
Oh! Motion sickness.

295
00:15:18,716 --> 00:15:20,215
Whoa,
that's a lot of vomit.

296
00:15:20,217 --> 00:15:21,584
Ahh.

297
00:15:23,254 --> 00:15:26,254
Lester Fauntleroy Lederhosen
reporting for duty.

298
00:15:26,256 --> 00:15:29,092
- Come on, boss, please.
- Get out of my office, Hank.

299
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,593
Oh, and don't forget.

300
00:15:30,595 --> 00:15:32,594
You're on your third strike.

301
00:15:32,596 --> 00:15:33,628
Oh, I got it.

302
00:15:33,630 --> 00:15:36,199
Uh, sorry about the barf.

303
00:15:36,201 --> 00:15:38,233
- Kid!
- Oh! Uh, sorry.

304
00:15:38,235 --> 00:15:40,605
Uh-oh. Bye.

305
00:15:43,107 --> 00:15:45,108
Pete, you are good.

306
00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:48,643
Get a cleaning bot
in here, pronto.

307
00:15:48,645 --> 00:15:52,214
Oh, man. I can't believe
that you are my mentor.

308
00:15:52,216 --> 00:15:54,349
- Yeah, neither can I.
- Oh, thanks.

309
00:15:54,351 --> 00:15:57,286
Ow! You kinda got me there.

310
00:15:57,288 --> 00:15:59,555
I mean, yesterday
I was at the orphanage.

311
00:15:59,557 --> 00:16:04,430
And today I'm here.
You gotta be kidding me.

312
00:16:06,364 --> 00:16:08,233
Supervillain City!

313
00:16:10,769 --> 00:16:13,770
- Kid?
- Oh, I'm coming.

314
00:16:15,706 --> 00:16:18,541
So let me get this straight.

315
00:16:18,543 --> 00:16:21,143
I get to live here forever?

316
00:16:21,145 --> 00:16:24,647
- 3.6 months, kid.
- What's that? Whoa!

317
00:16:24,649 --> 00:16:27,682
That is the average life
expectancy of a henchmen trainee.

318
00:16:27,684 --> 00:16:30,286
Oh, man.

319
00:16:30,288 --> 00:16:34,156
Is that who I think it is?

320
00:16:34,158 --> 00:16:36,526
Were you kicked by a horse
at some point?

321
00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:38,730
It's the Nemisisters!

322
00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:42,531
Working in a bakery?

323
00:16:42,533 --> 00:16:46,134
Yeah, supervillains don't tend
to save a lot for retirement.

324
00:16:46,136 --> 00:16:48,403
- Oh. Hey, can we get a...
- Nope.

325
00:16:48,405 --> 00:16:49,407
Aw.

326
00:16:52,677 --> 00:16:55,411
- Wow! Comics!
- Newspapers here, kid.

327
00:16:55,413 --> 00:16:58,180
- What?
- Chronicles of disaster.

328
00:16:58,182 --> 00:17:01,153
Oh, no way!
I love comics. Huh?

329
00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:05,688
Ho-ho!
Yoink.

330
00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:08,724
Hey, hey!
We got one rule here, kid.

331
00:17:08,726 --> 00:17:10,226
No crime.

332
00:17:10,228 --> 00:17:12,562
But this
is Supervillain City.

333
00:17:12,564 --> 00:17:14,630
Exactly.
Without that rule,

334
00:17:14,632 --> 00:17:17,432
how long you think
this place would last?

335
00:17:17,434 --> 00:17:19,768
Hmm. Makes sense.

336
00:17:19,770 --> 00:17:21,703
- Hey there, sucker.
- Hello.

337
00:17:21,705 --> 00:17:23,573
- You ever get shot in the keister?
- No.

338
00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:26,342
- Well, I got a deal on bulletproof underpants.
- Really?

339
00:17:26,344 --> 00:17:28,577
- Wanna blow up the planet?
- Maybe.

340
00:17:28,579 --> 00:17:31,847
Of course, you do. Doesn't mean
you have to blow up your savings.

341
00:17:31,849 --> 00:17:35,317
Two-for-one nukes at Discount
Desmond's Bomb-O-Rama!

342
00:17:35,319 --> 00:17:37,186
Hey, I saw him first,
sweetheart!

343
00:17:37,188 --> 00:17:39,388
Well, get lost, buddy,
because this is my corner.

344
00:17:39,390 --> 00:17:41,724
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Leave him alone, would ya?

345
00:17:41,726 --> 00:17:45,361
He's a Class 3 trainee.
He's got no evil plans.

346
00:17:45,363 --> 00:17:46,728
Or money.

347
00:17:46,730 --> 00:17:48,463
Hey, wait! Come back!

348
00:17:48,465 --> 00:17:49,899
I totally have evil plans.

349
00:17:49,901 --> 00:17:52,468
Great, kid.
Now let's go find us a job.

350
00:17:52,470 --> 00:17:54,202
- Ow.
- If we can.

351
00:17:54,204 --> 00:17:56,873
Henchman today,
supervillain tomorrow.

352
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:58,641
Hey, what's that!

353
00:17:58,643 --> 00:18:01,510
That is the henchmen job fair.

354
00:18:01,512 --> 00:18:03,880
Wow!

355
00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:06,748
Hey! Free water wings
when you sign up with Tsunami.

356
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:09,620
Oh, come on! I'll throw in
a pair of flood pants.

357
00:18:11,155 --> 00:18:12,787
No way!

358
00:18:12,789 --> 00:18:14,422
It's Shark Hands!

359
00:18:14,424 --> 00:18:16,258
And Twisted Squidster!

360
00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:17,793
I get to choose
who I work for?

361
00:18:17,795 --> 00:18:21,229
Ah, no. I get to choose
who we work for.

362
00:18:21,231 --> 00:18:23,298
How 'bout Dr. Manbaby?

363
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:24,799
- See that diaper.
- Yeah.

364
00:18:24,801 --> 00:18:27,170
- Not just a costume.
- Oh, cool.

365
00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:28,804
Oh, wait. No. Eww.

366
00:18:28,806 --> 00:18:30,940
- Heads up!
- Old Doug?

367
00:18:30,942 --> 00:18:33,543
- Hey, boss.
- What happened?

368
00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:35,644
I don't know.
You just got here.

369
00:18:35,646 --> 00:18:38,180
- Where's your body?
- He went surfing with Dr. Shark Hands.

370
00:18:38,182 --> 00:18:41,551
Yeah, that dude
has serious rage issues.

371
00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:44,786
Now, I'm a spaceship.

372
00:18:44,788 --> 00:18:48,257
Kid, meet the crew. You met Old Doug.
This is Jane.

373
00:18:48,259 --> 00:18:50,459
Hello there, peach fuzz.

374
00:18:50,461 --> 00:18:51,661
- Stew.
- Hey.

375
00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:53,930
- And Yakov.
- Da.

376
00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:55,664
Great to meet you guys.

377
00:18:55,666 --> 00:18:56,832
So who we working for
this time, boss?

378
00:18:56,834 --> 00:18:58,668
Huh?

379
00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:01,403
- <i>♪ Baron ♪</i>
- Whoa!

380
00:19:01,405 --> 00:19:07,410
<i>♪ Blackout ♪</i>

381
00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:10,546
<i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>

382
00:19:10,548 --> 00:19:15,418
<i>♪ Baron ♪</i>

383
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:17,286
The Baron?

384
00:19:17,288 --> 00:19:20,555
<i>♪ Baron Blackout ♪</i>

385
00:19:20,557 --> 00:19:23,859
Henchmen,
come forth and join me,

386
00:19:23,861 --> 00:19:26,562
the last name in super evil.

387
00:19:26,564 --> 00:19:29,701
<i>♪ Baron Blackout ♪</i>

388
00:19:31,868 --> 00:19:34,836
Is this thing on?

389
00:19:34,838 --> 00:19:37,873
Oh, forget it. Did I mention
I'm paying triple?

390
00:19:39,644 --> 00:19:42,378
- Whoo!
- Sign me up!

391
00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:46,315
- Triple wages?
- Uh, yes, please.

392
00:19:46,317 --> 00:19:48,017
Ah! Easy, guys.
Remember Hank's Henchmen

393
00:19:48,019 --> 00:19:49,719
Survival Rule Number Three?

394
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:51,453
Oh, really?

395
00:19:51,455 --> 00:19:53,889
We never work
for Baron Blackout.

396
00:19:53,891 --> 00:19:55,324
But triple pay, man!

397
00:19:55,326 --> 00:19:57,325
And Rule Number Two.

398
00:19:57,327 --> 00:19:59,461
It's triple pay!

399
00:19:59,463 --> 00:20:01,998
I got bills, Hank. How am I
gonna pay for my eye cream?

400
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,468
That stuff is from Germany.
It's gotta be imported.

401
00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:08,536
Who's ready to get paid?
Am I right?

402
00:20:09,807 --> 00:20:11,507
You are!
I know you are, Dwayne!

403
00:20:11,509 --> 00:20:13,042
I see you looking at me.

404
00:20:13,044 --> 00:20:15,378
Come on! Get up here!

405
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:19,748
My number-one rule:
we never work with Biff.

406
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:22,684
Get up here.

407
00:20:22,686 --> 00:20:25,888
Well, well, well...

408
00:20:25,890 --> 00:20:27,657
Hank "Chore-again."

409
00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:31,360
Just read about that sweet move
you pulled on the Gluttonator.

410
00:20:31,362 --> 00:20:33,696
- Get lost, Biff.
- Why don't you make me?

411
00:20:33,698 --> 00:20:34,930
Janitor.

412
00:20:34,932 --> 00:20:36,966
Well, since you asked
so nice...

413
00:20:36,968 --> 00:20:39,934
You wanna fight him, you're
gonna have to get through me...

414
00:20:39,936 --> 00:20:41,937
first.
Oh, you're big.

415
00:20:41,939 --> 00:20:44,306
Oh, who's this little squirt?

416
00:20:44,308 --> 00:20:46,374
- I'm...
- Oh, wait. I don't care.

417
00:20:46,376 --> 00:20:48,076
Ow.

418
00:20:48,078 --> 00:20:51,782
Later, mob jockeys.
High-pay duty calls!

419
00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,686
Well, so much for that job.

420
00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:58,586
Forget that ding-a-ling.

421
00:20:58,588 --> 00:21:00,789
Guys, we'll catch up
with you later.

422
00:21:00,791 --> 00:21:04,326
Kid, let's start you off
with something easy.

423
00:21:04,328 --> 00:21:07,732
The Supervillain
History Museum?

424
00:21:09,433 --> 00:21:12,000
Oh, man, I bet you
come here all the time.

425
00:21:12,002 --> 00:21:13,938
Never, kid.
Not really my thing.

426
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,574
Whoa...

427
00:21:20,545 --> 00:21:22,611
Look how big is!

428
00:21:22,613 --> 00:21:25,081
- Best birthday ever!
- Hey!

429
00:21:26,683 --> 00:21:30,119
The Oozinator!
Gross in the best way.

430
00:21:30,121 --> 00:21:32,888
Oh! The Aquabot!

431
00:21:32,890 --> 00:21:35,824
- Hey, kid.
- No way!

432
00:21:35,826 --> 00:21:38,297
It's the Ray of Absurd Fears.

433
00:21:39,830 --> 00:21:41,697
Platypus! Leg warmers!

434
00:21:41,699 --> 00:21:43,732
Soup!

435
00:21:43,734 --> 00:21:46,568
So, how 'bout we get started...

436
00:21:46,570 --> 00:21:47,836
And there he goes.

437
00:21:47,838 --> 00:21:50,041
Oh! A big thing covered
in a sheet!

438
00:21:51,642 --> 00:21:55,577
Whoa! This is
the Time Bandit, Hank.

439
00:21:55,579 --> 00:21:57,613
Looks a lot more "was"
than "is."

440
00:21:57,615 --> 00:22:00,449
The Supers dropped
a volcano on it,

441
00:22:00,451 --> 00:22:03,719
sealing him
in this giant diamond tomb.

442
00:22:03,721 --> 00:22:04,987
Superheroes.

443
00:22:04,989 --> 00:22:06,756
Always with the overkill.

444
00:22:06,758 --> 00:22:08,123
No. They were scared.

445
00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:11,861
That glowing orb there,
that's whatifium.

446
00:22:11,863 --> 00:22:15,730
Hmm. Now, where did I put
my "dontcarium"?

447
00:22:15,732 --> 00:22:17,165
I don't think you understand,
Hank.

448
00:22:17,167 --> 00:22:18,734
You break that thing open,

449
00:22:18,736 --> 00:22:21,473
and it makes all
your dreams come true.

450
00:22:22,740 --> 00:22:24,873
That sounds great,
but listen up.

451
00:22:24,875 --> 00:22:26,609
There's no magic time bomb.

452
00:22:26,611 --> 00:22:28,943
So get a grip, kid...

453
00:22:28,945 --> 00:22:30,645
on this mop.

454
00:22:30,647 --> 00:22:33,017
All right.
You got it, boss.

455
00:22:35,486 --> 00:22:37,152
Oh, hey.

456
00:22:37,154 --> 00:22:38,754
Watch it. Oh.

457
00:22:38,756 --> 00:22:41,190
Sorry.
I was reading and walking.

458
00:22:41,192 --> 00:22:44,559
Here, let me help you.

459
00:22:44,561 --> 00:22:47,630
- Thanks.
- Wait.

460
00:22:47,632 --> 00:22:49,198
- Don't I know you?
- Ugh.

461
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,966
- That's original.
- No.

462
00:22:50,968 --> 00:22:52,168
You were a scientist
for Baron Blackout,

463
00:22:52,170 --> 00:22:53,768
and I was...

464
00:22:53,770 --> 00:22:54,903
The henchman who saved
those kids.

465
00:22:54,905 --> 00:22:57,773
- Yeah.
- Wait.

466
00:22:57,775 --> 00:23:00,709
- When did you...
- Get demoted to mop jockey?

467
00:23:00,711 --> 00:23:03,045
About one hour after
we last saw each other.

468
00:23:03,047 --> 00:23:04,779
- Seriously?
- Yeah, well...

469
00:23:04,781 --> 00:23:07,516
I'm Hank... Hank Corrigan.

470
00:23:07,518 --> 00:23:10,084
Jolene... Zen.

471
00:23:10,086 --> 00:23:12,587
- Museum curator.
- Yeah.

472
00:23:12,589 --> 00:23:16,659
All the cool gadgets
with none of the crazy bosses.

473
00:23:16,661 --> 00:23:18,059
Oh, that sounds great.

474
00:23:19,963 --> 00:23:21,063
Oh, no.

475
00:23:21,065 --> 00:23:22,998
- Hey!
- Really, kid?

476
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:27,670
- What are you doing?
- I barely touched it.

477
00:23:27,672 --> 00:23:30,672
I just restored this.

478
00:23:30,674 --> 00:23:33,209
I'm sorry.

479
00:23:33,211 --> 00:23:37,479
Uh, hi. My name is Laura...
I mean Larry... Lester.

480
00:23:39,083 --> 00:23:41,883
Yeah, he's fresh
off the hover bus

481
00:23:41,885 --> 00:23:44,085
and a little too excited
about all things evil.

482
00:23:44,087 --> 00:23:47,088
It's all right.
Just be careful.

483
00:23:47,090 --> 00:23:49,158
I'll keep him on a short leash.

484
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,825
So, hey, what are you
doing later?

485
00:23:50,827 --> 00:23:53,728
I was thinking maybe,
I don't know, we could...

486
00:23:53,730 --> 00:23:56,231
Oh, sorry. I have to take this.

487
00:23:56,233 --> 00:23:59,901
Ooh, gotta run. Yeah.
Nice seeing you again, Hank.

488
00:23:59,903 --> 00:24:01,103
Yeah, nice...

489
00:24:01,105 --> 00:24:04,840
seeing you, too.

490
00:24:04,842 --> 00:24:06,574
Boy, is she pretty.

491
00:24:06,576 --> 00:24:08,244
All right, kid, fun's over.

492
00:24:08,246 --> 00:24:10,645
We got a lot of mopping to do.

493
00:24:10,647 --> 00:24:12,847
Hey, look!
She forgot her computer.

494
00:24:12,849 --> 00:24:14,650
Perfect!
Kid, I'll be right back.

495
00:24:14,652 --> 00:24:16,852
Don't move a muscle.

496
00:24:16,854 --> 00:24:18,722
Not a muscle.

497
00:24:20,290 --> 00:24:21,859
You got it, Hank.

498
00:24:24,060 --> 00:24:26,997
Not a muscle.

499
00:24:31,801 --> 00:24:34,169
Henchmen! Attention!

500
00:24:34,171 --> 00:24:36,005
Yes, sir!

501
00:24:36,007 --> 00:24:39,775
The time has finally come
to meet your master of menace,

502
00:24:39,777 --> 00:24:41,876
your titan of tyranny,

503
00:24:41,878 --> 00:24:45,146
and ultimate evil overlord!

504
00:24:45,148 --> 00:24:48,616
Henchmen, I give you...

505
00:24:48,618 --> 00:24:51,053
<i>♪ Baron Blackout ♪</i>

506
00:24:51,055 --> 00:24:52,921
Ha ha!

507
00:24:52,923 --> 00:24:57,159
Welcome, my obedient
and disposable horde.

508
00:24:57,161 --> 00:25:00,662
Join me on my quest
for global domination

509
00:25:00,664 --> 00:25:03,198
and outright devotion.

510
00:25:07,904 --> 00:25:08,903
Stop it!
Not now!

511
00:25:08,905 --> 00:25:09,939
No!

512
00:25:11,642 --> 00:25:14,176
Oh, I've had it.
I can't see. Biff!

513
00:25:14,178 --> 00:25:17,313
- Help me get this thing off.
- Of course, sir.

514
00:25:17,315 --> 00:25:18,980
- Come on, hurry up.
- Here we go.

515
00:25:18,982 --> 00:25:20,682
- Ah!
- That's it, that's it.

516
00:25:20,684 --> 00:25:22,918
- Now, easy. Easy.
- No. Hold still. Hold still.

517
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:25,353
- I can't see!
- Don't do that. I got... I got it.

518
00:25:25,355 --> 00:25:26,988
Let me. Let me.

519
00:25:26,990 --> 00:25:28,724
Oh, come on.

520
00:25:32,997 --> 00:25:35,064
- Almost there!
- Oh! Do it now!

521
00:25:35,066 --> 00:25:36,699
- Almost...
- Do it now!

522
00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:39,668
Are you all right, Baron?

523
00:25:39,670 --> 00:25:41,970
Biff, you
lumbering buffoon.

524
00:25:41,972 --> 00:25:45,207
Why are there no
nose holes in this thing?

525
00:25:45,209 --> 00:25:47,809
I'm so sorry, sir. I'll have
some drilled right away.

526
00:25:47,811 --> 00:25:50,211
Forget it. No more mask.

527
00:25:50,213 --> 00:25:52,347
No more hiding.

528
00:25:52,349 --> 00:25:54,350
But, sir, the union of evil,

529
00:25:54,352 --> 00:25:58,219
they banned you
for when you fled.

530
00:25:58,221 --> 00:26:00,823
Fled! I did not flee.

531
00:26:00,825 --> 00:26:03,691
That was a strategic retreat.

532
00:26:03,693 --> 00:26:05,728
Brilliant, sir!

533
00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:07,395
A ten year retreat!

534
00:26:07,397 --> 00:26:09,864
- Shut your bulbous face.
- Yes, sir.

535
00:26:09,866 --> 00:26:11,232
Sorry, sir.

536
00:26:11,234 --> 00:26:13,869
Now, you there,
in the helmet.

537
00:26:13,871 --> 00:26:16,705
Uh, me?

538
00:26:16,707 --> 00:26:18,974
No, of course not, you.
Him!

539
00:26:18,976 --> 00:26:21,876
- Me?
- You're wearing a helmet, aren't you?

540
00:26:21,878 --> 00:26:23,045
Uh, yeah.

541
00:26:23,047 --> 00:26:24,246
Imbecile.

542
00:26:24,248 --> 00:26:25,250
Come forward.

543
00:26:27,050 --> 00:26:29,183
Stand over there by the wall.

544
00:26:29,185 --> 00:26:30,719
Uh, yes, sir.

545
00:26:30,721 --> 00:26:34,890
I have a few questions
for you on the subject...

546
00:26:37,862 --> 00:26:40,198
...of loyalty.

547
00:26:41,999 --> 00:26:45,066
Yeah! Come and get some!

548
00:26:45,068 --> 00:26:46,301
Pew! Pew! Pew!

549
00:26:46,303 --> 00:26:49,074
Oh, no way!

550
00:26:50,407 --> 00:26:53,875
I am Hell Hawk!
Super Screech Attack!

551
00:26:56,279 --> 00:26:58,180
Huh? Cool!

552
00:26:58,182 --> 00:27:02,918
Fear the mind-sucking gaze
of Brain Drain.

553
00:27:07,825 --> 00:27:10,191
How do you stop
this thing? Aah!

554
00:27:10,193 --> 00:27:12,026
No!

555
00:27:12,028 --> 00:27:13,828
Well, that
could have been worse.

556
00:27:13,830 --> 00:27:15,699
No, no, no, no!
Please stop! Oh!

557
00:27:18,169 --> 00:27:21,103
Huh? What's that?

558
00:27:21,105 --> 00:27:23,037
"Ubersuit Prototype."

559
00:27:23,039 --> 00:27:24,643
Whoa!

560
00:27:26,076 --> 00:27:29,944
Oh, man.
This is too cool.

561
00:27:29,946 --> 00:27:33,481
They call me The Orphan!

562
00:27:34,919 --> 00:27:36,317
- <i>Input password.</i>
- Password?

563
00:27:36,319 --> 00:27:38,187
<i>Password, correct.</i>

564
00:27:38,189 --> 00:27:40,725
What's happening? Huh?

565
00:27:41,459 --> 00:27:43,257
Uh...

566
00:27:43,259 --> 00:27:47,228
Okay, how about
I take the helmet off

567
00:27:47,230 --> 00:27:49,363
and you go back in your box?

568
00:27:51,335 --> 00:27:53,401
Hey! Oh!

569
00:27:53,403 --> 00:27:55,103
Aah! Ooh!

570
00:27:55,105 --> 00:27:57,271
Get away from me!

571
00:27:57,273 --> 00:28:00,808
<i>♪ Oh, yeah ♪</i>

572
00:28:00,810 --> 00:28:03,277
<i>♪ Everybody was fighting ♪</i>

573
00:28:03,279 --> 00:28:05,080
<i>♪ And the music was soothing ♪</i>

574
00:28:05,082 --> 00:28:06,949
<i>♪ And they all started
grooving ♪</i>

575
00:28:06,951 --> 00:28:08,083
Gotcha.

576
00:28:08,085 --> 00:28:09,821
Aw, come on!

577
00:28:11,221 --> 00:28:13,020
- Hey!
- <i>♪ Ballroom blitz ♪</i>

578
00:28:13,022 --> 00:28:16,357
- Oh!
- <i>♪ Ballroom blitz ♪</i>

579
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:17,959
Stop!

580
00:28:19,163 --> 00:28:21,162
- Kid?
- Hank?

581
00:28:21,164 --> 00:28:22,264
What are you doing?

582
00:28:22,266 --> 00:28:24,365
Helmet! Suit! Chaos!

583
00:28:25,836 --> 00:28:27,038
Hey!

584
00:28:29,038 --> 00:28:30,974
Lester!

585
00:28:32,276 --> 00:28:34,843
Oh, no, no, no!

586
00:28:34,845 --> 00:28:36,247
This cannot be happening.

587
00:28:38,516 --> 00:28:40,317
Whoa! Oh, man.

588
00:28:43,253 --> 00:28:46,421
Oh!

589
00:28:46,423 --> 00:28:47,858
Try that one on.

590
00:28:49,393 --> 00:28:52,126
So what do you think, Lou?

591
00:28:52,128 --> 00:28:54,429
I think there's
a new sheriff in town.

592
00:28:56,299 --> 00:28:57,298
Yo, check this out.

593
00:28:59,269 --> 00:29:01,269
Magnum A.I. on patrol!

594
00:29:01,271 --> 00:29:05,173
- Hey, you hear an alarm?
- Yeah, I do.

595
00:29:05,175 --> 00:29:07,441
Oooh! Maybe someone's
stealing things!

596
00:29:07,443 --> 00:29:09,411
Let's check the news.

597
00:29:09,413 --> 00:29:11,145
Terri will know
what's going on.

598
00:29:11,147 --> 00:29:12,881
She is very reputable.

599
00:29:12,883 --> 00:29:14,482
- Boom.
- <i>Good evening.</i>

600
00:29:14,484 --> 00:29:17,018
<i>I'm Terri Murphy, and this
is your Super News at 7.</i>

601
00:29:17,020 --> 00:29:19,421
All right!

602
00:29:19,423 --> 00:29:21,556
What do the Pressure Cooker,
Blast Radius,

603
00:29:21,558 --> 00:29:24,159
and Dr. Manbaby
all have in common?

604
00:29:24,161 --> 00:29:27,429
They were all defeated today
by the Friendly Force Five.

605
00:29:31,234 --> 00:29:34,369
Well, Captain Superior,
you sure had a busy day.

606
00:29:34,371 --> 00:29:37,038
Mmm, no, we were done
by noon.

607
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,842
These evil fools got no game.

608
00:29:39,844 --> 00:29:41,476
Like, none.

609
00:29:41,478 --> 00:29:44,846
We could really use a challenge,
you know what I'm saying?

610
00:29:44,848 --> 00:29:47,216
Well, you may just get
your wish.

611
00:29:47,218 --> 00:29:48,449
This just in.

612
00:29:48,451 --> 00:29:50,451
A brand-new supervillain
is on the loose.

613
00:29:50,453 --> 00:29:53,188
In a matter of hours,
this unknown menace

614
00:29:53,190 --> 00:29:55,524
has caused more chaos
than most supervillains have

615
00:29:55,526 --> 00:29:57,226
in a lifetime.

616
00:29:57,228 --> 00:30:00,228
He's been seen
decimating birthday cakes,

617
00:30:00,230 --> 00:30:01,496
spawning tidal waves,

618
00:30:01,498 --> 00:30:03,865
and ravaging
the Apex City Zoo.

619
00:30:03,867 --> 00:30:06,067
Nobody is safe
from the mayhem.

620
00:30:06,069 --> 00:30:08,269
Not even Pop Pop.

621
00:30:08,271 --> 00:30:10,104
We may not know his name
or motives yet,

622
00:30:10,106 --> 00:30:12,140
but one thing is very clear.

623
00:30:12,142 --> 00:30:14,343
This guy means business.

624
00:30:18,015 --> 00:30:20,481
Today marked
the first Koala in space.

625
00:30:20,483 --> 00:30:22,250
The little one's name is Kiki,

626
00:30:22,252 --> 00:30:25,152
and she comes from the zoo
right here in Apex City.

627
00:30:25,154 --> 00:30:26,990
Good on ya, Kiki.

628
00:30:28,291 --> 00:30:30,558
So, you ready for action,
Captain Superior?

629
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:33,161
Uh... Uh...
Listen, Carrie...

630
00:30:33,163 --> 00:30:34,997
- It's Terri.
- Whatever.

631
00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:36,265
Good thoughts,

632
00:30:36,267 --> 00:30:38,901
but we just saved
the entire world,

633
00:30:38,903 --> 00:30:41,236
like, again,
and we're kind of

634
00:30:41,238 --> 00:30:43,104
- eating right now.
- Hey, come on!

635
00:30:43,106 --> 00:30:45,039
- So...
- Give me my sandwich!

636
00:30:45,041 --> 00:30:46,574
Ahh!

637
00:30:50,446 --> 00:30:52,247
Where were you at 6 p.m.?

638
00:30:52,249 --> 00:30:54,516
I was at home
shaving my chest. I swear.

639
00:30:54,518 --> 00:30:56,153
Hmm, very smooth.

640
00:30:58,188 --> 00:31:00,291
So much for laying low.

641
00:31:02,992 --> 00:31:05,393
I could run.

642
00:31:05,395 --> 00:31:07,328
Oh, it'll just
make me look guilty.

643
00:31:07,330 --> 00:31:09,998
Why'd I even become
a henchman?

644
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,699
I should build
a time machine.

645
00:31:13,403 --> 00:31:16,404
Or better yet,
I could use...

646
00:31:16,406 --> 00:31:18,440
What-if-ium!

647
00:31:18,442 --> 00:31:20,676
Get real, Hank.

648
00:31:20,678 --> 00:31:22,544
Well, I guess the kid got
exactly what he wanted.

649
00:31:24,580 --> 00:31:26,448
Clearly, he wasn't
the bumbling newb

650
00:31:26,450 --> 00:31:27,552
he pretended to be.

651
00:31:29,553 --> 00:31:32,955
I think he was
a cold, calculating

652
00:31:32,957 --> 00:31:35,056
criminal mastermind.

653
00:31:35,058 --> 00:31:36,959
Help me!

654
00:31:39,696 --> 00:31:42,197
Well, Hank,
look on the bright side.

655
00:31:42,199 --> 00:31:44,199
At least you
got rid of him. Huh?

656
00:31:44,201 --> 00:31:46,168
Huh?

657
00:31:46,170 --> 00:31:48,473
What?

658
00:31:57,748 --> 00:31:59,347
Okay. All right.
You got me.

659
00:31:59,349 --> 00:32:00,317
I give up.

660
00:32:04,454 --> 00:32:05,720
- Help.
- Huh?

661
00:32:10,626 --> 00:32:12,259
Oh, my head.

662
00:32:12,261 --> 00:32:13,628
Kid?

663
00:32:13,630 --> 00:32:17,599
Hank? Oh, man,
I am so glad to see you.

664
00:32:17,601 --> 00:32:19,401
Hey, hey.
Hey! Get off me!

665
00:32:19,403 --> 00:32:20,602
Oh! Oh, sorry.

666
00:32:20,604 --> 00:32:22,336
You just destroyed
my apartment.

667
00:32:22,338 --> 00:32:24,238
What? No, I didn't. I...

668
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:27,476
Oh. Yes. I did.

669
00:32:27,478 --> 00:32:29,745
Wait a second.
You've never been here.

670
00:32:29,747 --> 00:32:31,145
How did you find me?

671
00:32:31,147 --> 00:32:32,213
I didn't.

672
00:32:32,215 --> 00:32:34,115
I think <i>it</i> did.

673
00:32:34,117 --> 00:32:36,418
Look, whatever your
ridiculous plan is,

674
00:32:36,420 --> 00:32:37,486
I want no part of it.

675
00:32:37,488 --> 00:32:38,786
Plan?

676
00:32:38,788 --> 00:32:41,489
You think
I stole this thing?

677
00:32:41,491 --> 00:32:43,758
You just smashed through
my wall wearing it.

678
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,794
Yeah, but... that's
not what happened.

679
00:32:45,796 --> 00:32:47,629
Sure, I tried the helmet on,

680
00:32:47,631 --> 00:32:49,765
but then the suit
just grabbed me.

681
00:32:49,767 --> 00:32:52,401
Look, kid, you want to be
a supervillain,

682
00:32:52,403 --> 00:32:53,434
you're on your own.

683
00:32:53,436 --> 00:32:55,303
I can't do this alone.

684
00:32:55,305 --> 00:32:56,671
I need your help.

685
00:32:56,673 --> 00:32:58,239
You're my mentor.

686
00:32:58,241 --> 00:32:59,507
Not anymore.

687
00:32:59,509 --> 00:33:01,043
What am I supposed to do?

688
00:33:01,045 --> 00:33:03,545
- Figure it out!
- I told you I can't!

689
00:33:03,547 --> 00:33:04,645
Kid... Whoa!

690
00:33:07,284 --> 00:33:09,551
Ah! Oh, no!
I am so sorry, Hank.

691
00:33:09,553 --> 00:33:11,119
Are you hurt?
I didn't mean to...

692
00:33:11,121 --> 00:33:12,153
I can't control this thing.

693
00:33:12,155 --> 00:33:13,521
- Whoa.
- Ah! Help me!

694
00:33:13,523 --> 00:33:14,789
Okay, hold on.

695
00:33:16,660 --> 00:33:20,128
Uh... Open the visor.

696
00:33:20,130 --> 00:33:22,463
Open the visor?
I can't!

697
00:33:22,465 --> 00:33:23,532
Oh...

698
00:33:23,534 --> 00:33:25,801
- What now?
- Sorry, kid.

699
00:33:25,803 --> 00:33:27,134
Why?

700
00:33:27,136 --> 00:33:28,138
Ahh!

701
00:33:32,809 --> 00:33:35,209
Not to worry.
Almost done.

702
00:33:35,211 --> 00:33:36,812
Just one more question.

703
00:33:36,814 --> 00:33:38,180
Uh, yes, sir?

704
00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:41,349
Which is your
favorite... nut?

705
00:33:41,351 --> 00:33:43,351
Oh, uh...

706
00:33:43,353 --> 00:33:44,553
Favorite, sir?

707
00:33:44,555 --> 00:33:49,190
Yes. Almond? Filbert?
Brazil?

708
00:33:49,192 --> 00:33:51,426
Oh. Macadamia. Sir.

709
00:33:51,428 --> 00:33:52,827
Right, then.

710
00:33:52,829 --> 00:33:55,729
So, when you find yourself
at a communal nut bowl,

711
00:33:55,731 --> 00:33:57,632
do you take a polite handful,

712
00:33:57,634 --> 00:34:01,569
or do you pick out just
your beloved Macadamia?

713
00:34:01,571 --> 00:34:04,605
Oh, uh, I guess
it depends, sir.

714
00:34:04,607 --> 00:34:06,574
Does it?

715
00:34:10,179 --> 00:34:13,581
Baron Blackout.

716
00:34:13,583 --> 00:34:14,883
Nuts to you.

717
00:34:14,885 --> 00:34:17,251
Get it?
See what I did there?

718
00:34:17,253 --> 00:34:18,452
Next!

719
00:34:18,454 --> 00:34:21,322
- Uh, Baron...
- I said next.

720
00:34:21,324 --> 00:34:22,624
Well, that was
the last one, sir.

721
00:34:22,626 --> 00:34:24,758
What are you talking about?

722
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:27,262
Oh, how is this possible?

723
00:34:27,264 --> 00:34:30,231
Uh, well, you
blacked 'em all out, Baron.

724
00:34:30,233 --> 00:34:31,369
- Look.
- Huh?

725
00:34:33,469 --> 00:34:35,769
Well, at
least now they can be trusted.

726
00:34:35,771 --> 00:34:38,773
- Is my ship ready?
- Uh, no, sir.

727
00:34:42,346 --> 00:34:45,780
And what, pray tell, is
your sorry excuse this time?

728
00:34:45,782 --> 00:34:48,483
These things.
They're useless.

729
00:34:48,485 --> 00:34:50,519
Man, come on.

730
00:34:50,521 --> 00:34:52,354
Baron Blackout.

731
00:34:52,356 --> 00:34:54,523
- Well, do it without them.
- Not possible, sir.

732
00:34:54,525 --> 00:34:56,291
We do need
some henchmen.

733
00:34:56,293 --> 00:34:59,260
- Brutus, help me!
- Oh, nasty.

734
00:34:59,262 --> 00:35:01,229
Fine.
Then get more.

735
00:35:01,231 --> 00:35:02,796
Of course, sir,
but, uh,

736
00:35:02,798 --> 00:35:04,932
what do I say if
the Union has questions?

737
00:35:04,934 --> 00:35:06,400
Leave it to me, Biff.

738
00:35:06,402 --> 00:35:09,570
I'll put their worries
to rest.

739
00:35:13,242 --> 00:35:14,842
Ah! Get it off me!

740
00:35:14,844 --> 00:35:16,379
Biff!

741
00:35:21,518 --> 00:35:22,784
Hello?

742
00:35:22,786 --> 00:35:25,653
Yes, I know.
It's very bad, sir.

743
00:35:26,789 --> 00:35:28,289
Who stole it?
Ow!

744
00:35:28,291 --> 00:35:30,925
No idea. Ah!

745
00:35:30,927 --> 00:35:32,827
But this is
Supervillain City,

746
00:35:32,829 --> 00:35:34,729
so plenty of suspects.

747
00:35:34,731 --> 00:35:36,664
<i>Then figure it out!</i>

748
00:35:36,666 --> 00:35:39,336
Always a pleasure, sir.

749
00:35:43,273 --> 00:35:45,543
What now?

750
00:35:48,445 --> 00:35:50,412
Hello? Who's there?

751
00:35:50,414 --> 00:35:53,280
- Jolene?
- Hank?

752
00:35:53,282 --> 00:35:54,983
What are you...
doing here?

753
00:35:54,985 --> 00:35:57,351
Yeah, uh, I was in
the neighborhood,

754
00:35:57,353 --> 00:35:58,954
so thought I'd pop by.

755
00:35:58,956 --> 00:36:00,487
Pop by?

756
00:36:00,489 --> 00:36:02,824
Wow. How did you get
such a great place?

757
00:36:02,826 --> 00:36:04,291
I bought it.

758
00:36:04,293 --> 00:36:05,693
What is that?

759
00:36:05,695 --> 00:36:09,831
Uh... you know that thing
that happened at the museum?

760
00:36:09,833 --> 00:36:11,333
Yes, of course I do.

761
00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:14,438
Okay, well,
I really need a favor.

762
00:36:15,871 --> 00:36:17,706
You?

763
00:36:17,708 --> 00:36:19,374
You stole it?

764
00:36:19,376 --> 00:36:21,309
Me? No, it was the kid.

765
00:36:21,311 --> 00:36:23,010
Look, I wasn't even there.

766
00:36:23,012 --> 00:36:25,447
Yes, you were, Hank.
I talked to you.

767
00:36:25,449 --> 00:36:28,717
Yeah, but...
Here.

768
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:31,318
I came looking for you,
and when I got back,

769
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:32,920
- the museum was...
- Destroyed?

770
00:36:32,922 --> 00:36:34,389
Yeah, I noticed.

771
00:36:34,391 --> 00:36:36,891
Do you have any idea
how bad this is?

772
00:36:36,893 --> 00:36:38,860
Yes, I do.

773
00:36:41,931 --> 00:36:44,865
Can you help us?

774
00:36:44,867 --> 00:36:47,269
So who did
this suit belong to?

775
00:36:47,271 --> 00:36:49,470
A villain named
Endgame.

776
00:36:49,472 --> 00:36:50,639
Well, how did he
get out of it?

777
00:36:50,641 --> 00:36:51,805
Well...

778
00:36:51,807 --> 00:36:54,376
- With a hose.
- What?

779
00:36:54,378 --> 00:36:55,909
He slammed straight into
a mountain

780
00:36:55,911 --> 00:36:58,813
the first time he used it.

781
00:36:58,815 --> 00:37:01,416
Oh, man.

782
00:37:03,420 --> 00:37:04,885
Huh?

783
00:37:04,887 --> 00:37:05,954
I can't move my arms.

784
00:37:05,956 --> 00:37:07,554
- I...
- Easy kid.

785
00:37:07,556 --> 00:37:08,657
She's just trying to help.

786
00:37:08,659 --> 00:37:09,891
You get away from me!

787
00:37:09,893 --> 00:37:11,358
Visor down.
Visor down!

788
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:13,561
Get back.
You're scaring him.

789
00:37:13,563 --> 00:37:15,496
Lester, no. No!

790
00:37:15,498 --> 00:37:16,764
Great.

791
00:37:19,503 --> 00:37:20,805
Lester, stop!

792
00:37:30,847 --> 00:37:31,945
Help me.
Help me!

793
00:37:31,947 --> 00:37:33,447
Punch him in the face!

794
00:37:33,449 --> 00:37:35,050
Ah! No punching.
No punching!

795
00:37:35,052 --> 00:37:36,918
Ohh! Ahh!

796
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:39,320
Oh, no!

797
00:37:39,322 --> 00:37:41,055
No one is going to hurt you.

798
00:37:41,057 --> 00:37:42,389
You have to calm down.

799
00:37:42,391 --> 00:37:44,092
- I can't!
- Just breathe.

800
00:37:44,094 --> 00:37:45,959
Breathe? Oh, my God,
am I not breathing?

801
00:37:47,931 --> 00:37:49,530
- Oh!
- I want to get off. I want to get off!

802
00:37:49,532 --> 00:37:51,599
Lester, breathe with me.

803
00:37:51,601 --> 00:37:53,668
In. Out.

804
00:37:53,670 --> 00:37:57,706
Slower. In. Out.

805
00:38:00,811 --> 00:38:02,577
That's the way.

806
00:38:07,818 --> 00:38:10,684
So it's emotionally
responsive.

807
00:38:10,686 --> 00:38:12,086
Fascinating.

808
00:38:12,088 --> 00:38:15,423
All right, so...
how's this thing work?

809
00:38:15,425 --> 00:38:16,691
Yeah. Please help me.

810
00:38:16,693 --> 00:38:18,559
It's not that simple.

811
00:38:18,561 --> 00:38:19,827
I need to take a scan,

812
00:38:19,829 --> 00:38:22,363
run a whole battery of
test scenarios.

813
00:38:22,365 --> 00:38:26,034
Okay, then, so, um,
just gonna let myself out.

814
00:38:26,036 --> 00:38:27,769
Mm-hm.

815
00:38:27,771 --> 00:38:30,738
Wait. You're leaving?
Why?

816
00:38:30,740 --> 00:38:34,641
Uh, well...

817
00:38:34,643 --> 00:38:35,976
I gotta fix my wall,

818
00:38:35,978 --> 00:38:38,713
cover our tracks,

819
00:38:38,715 --> 00:38:41,849
and I have to concoct
an airtight alibi.

820
00:38:41,851 --> 00:38:43,717
- Alibi?
- Well, yeah.

821
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:44,885
We don't want to
go to prison.

822
00:38:44,887 --> 00:38:46,121
We're going to prison?!

823
00:38:46,123 --> 00:38:48,123
No! No, of course not.

824
00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:50,992
And anyway, as long as
you're in that suit,

825
00:38:50,994 --> 00:38:54,162
they don't make a cell
strong enough to hold you.

826
00:38:54,164 --> 00:38:56,467
Oh, yeah. Right.

827
00:39:01,070 --> 00:39:04,873
So, that suit can
blast through anything?

828
00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:06,173
Weren't you leaving?

829
00:39:06,175 --> 00:39:08,809
Uh, yeah, hey, look.

830
00:39:08,811 --> 00:39:10,512
I'm sorry about that.

831
00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:13,514
You know, it's been
a really long, crazy day,

832
00:39:13,516 --> 00:39:16,753
and I guess I just...
I... I panicked.

833
00:39:18,822 --> 00:39:20,155
I get it, Hank.

834
00:39:20,157 --> 00:39:21,623
It's okay.

835
00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:24,057
Looks like it's gonna be
a long night.

836
00:39:24,059 --> 00:39:25,793
Do you have any coffee?

837
00:39:25,795 --> 00:39:28,095
I only have herbal tea.

838
00:39:28,097 --> 00:39:30,164
Hey. I love herbal tea.

839
00:39:30,166 --> 00:39:31,932
Oh. Okay.

840
00:39:31,934 --> 00:39:34,536
Uh, well, I guess
I'll be right back.

841
00:39:34,538 --> 00:39:36,037
No rush.

842
00:39:36,039 --> 00:39:37,905
It's not like we're
goin' anywhere.

843
00:39:41,510 --> 00:39:43,211
Perfect.

844
00:39:43,213 --> 00:39:44,646
All right, kid, let's go.

845
00:39:44,648 --> 00:39:46,447
- But what about your tea?
- Shh.

846
00:39:46,449 --> 00:39:47,581
You want to be
a supervillain, right?

847
00:39:47,583 --> 00:39:48,682
Well, of course, but...

848
00:39:48,684 --> 00:39:49,918
I got a new plan, kid.

849
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,786
One that will
totally fix this.

850
00:39:51,788 --> 00:39:54,054
And, well, everything.

851
00:39:54,056 --> 00:39:56,191
- Everything?
- Yeah.

852
00:39:56,193 --> 00:39:57,525
So what do you say?

853
00:39:57,527 --> 00:39:58,729
Apprentice.

854
00:40:01,565 --> 00:40:04,865
So, I have
Raspberry Dazzler,

855
00:40:04,867 --> 00:40:06,867
Blueberry Nighty-night,

856
00:40:06,869 --> 00:40:08,068
and Lemon...

857
00:40:08,070 --> 00:40:09,604
Ginger!

858
00:40:09,606 --> 00:40:11,873
Of course.

859
00:40:11,875 --> 00:40:14,478
You're gone.

860
00:40:15,579 --> 00:40:17,010
There we are.

861
00:40:17,012 --> 00:40:19,112
Roid Rage has got
his finger on the detonator,

862
00:40:19,114 --> 00:40:20,548
not a super hero in sight.

863
00:40:20,550 --> 00:40:21,950
Then what happened?

864
00:40:21,952 --> 00:40:25,686
Well, he finishes an
extended maniacal cackle,

865
00:40:25,688 --> 00:40:26,854
and it leaves him thirsty,

866
00:40:26,856 --> 00:40:28,490
so he takes
a sip of coffee,

867
00:40:28,492 --> 00:40:30,724
- and, boom!
- He blew up the planet.

868
00:40:30,726 --> 00:40:32,159
Classic Roid Rage.

869
00:40:32,161 --> 00:40:35,162
No, no.
Stew brought him decaf,

870
00:40:35,164 --> 00:40:36,597
Roid Rage flips out,

871
00:40:36,599 --> 00:40:39,133
completely trashes
his own lair,

872
00:40:39,135 --> 00:40:40,834
supers take full credit,
of course,

873
00:40:40,836 --> 00:40:43,704
but really, Stew saved
the entire world.

874
00:40:43,706 --> 00:40:47,175
Wow. I guess a lot can happen
on your first day, huh?

875
00:40:47,177 --> 00:40:48,775
Yeah, tell me about it.

876
00:40:48,777 --> 00:40:50,577
Oh! Story time.

877
00:40:50,579 --> 00:40:52,613
That was
a long time ago, kid.

878
00:40:52,615 --> 00:40:55,583
Wait, wait, wait.

879
00:40:55,585 --> 00:40:57,050
Proceed.

880
00:40:57,052 --> 00:40:58,853
Okay, okay.

881
00:40:58,855 --> 00:41:01,588
I was working for that
Baron Blackout guy...

882
00:41:05,128 --> 00:41:07,896
Ahh! A cow?

883
00:41:07,898 --> 00:41:10,130
Yeah, you nailed it, sir!

884
00:41:10,132 --> 00:41:11,766
I wasn't aiming for
the cow.

885
00:41:11,768 --> 00:41:14,536
I was aiming for that!

886
00:41:14,538 --> 00:41:15,603
Children?

887
00:41:15,605 --> 00:41:17,204
You can't do that.

888
00:41:17,206 --> 00:41:18,740
I'm Baron Blackout.

889
00:41:18,742 --> 00:41:20,608
I can do whatever I want.

890
00:41:22,012 --> 00:41:25,012
See that, trainee?
That's how it's done.

891
00:41:25,014 --> 00:41:27,749
More power.
Give me full power!

892
00:41:27,751 --> 00:41:29,550
No! You can't do this.

893
00:41:29,552 --> 00:41:31,019
Get her out of my sight.

894
00:41:32,188 --> 00:41:33,688
Sir, super heroes!

895
00:41:33,690 --> 00:41:34,755
Hello?

896
00:41:34,757 --> 00:41:37,057
Any baddie home?

897
00:41:37,059 --> 00:41:40,228
Captain Superior.

898
00:41:40,230 --> 00:41:42,296
I'm going to enjoy this.

899
00:41:44,634 --> 00:41:46,233
How's that for a headline?

900
00:41:46,235 --> 00:41:47,769
Here's a headline.

901
00:41:47,771 --> 00:41:49,304
Blathering heroes,

902
00:41:49,306 --> 00:41:52,072
fail to save children...

903
00:41:52,074 --> 00:41:53,974
then die.

904
00:41:53,976 --> 00:41:56,043
- Oh!
- Ha!

905
00:41:58,847 --> 00:42:00,213
What?
It can't be!

906
00:42:00,215 --> 00:42:02,717
No. No.

907
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:04,686
No, no, no, no!

908
00:42:04,688 --> 00:42:06,588
My blackout ray.

909
00:42:06,590 --> 00:42:08,055
It happens to
the best of us.

910
00:42:08,057 --> 00:42:09,222
Huh?

911
00:42:11,193 --> 00:42:12,793
Hey! Shut up!

912
00:42:12,795 --> 00:42:13,961
Yes, sir.

913
00:42:13,963 --> 00:42:16,664
What's this?
How dare you.

914
00:42:16,666 --> 00:42:18,800
- Get him!
- Huh?

915
00:42:18,802 --> 00:42:20,934
<i>Wait a second,
I remember this one.</i>

916
00:42:20,936 --> 00:42:23,338
"Friendly Force Five,"
issue 126.

917
00:42:23,340 --> 00:42:25,072
"The Henchman with
a Heart of Gold."

918
00:42:25,074 --> 00:42:26,673
Please don't call me that.

919
00:42:26,675 --> 00:42:28,208
<i>Yeah,
and right after that,</i>

920
00:42:28,210 --> 00:42:30,845
<i>Baron was all like,
"Strategic retreat!"</i>

921
00:42:30,847 --> 00:42:32,679
<i>And then he took off in his
secret escape pod thingy.</i>

922
00:42:34,617 --> 00:42:36,851
<i>The henchmen had to
surrender, and were, like...</i>

923
00:42:36,853 --> 00:42:39,153
<i>"Do you know
what you've done?</i>

924
00:42:39,155 --> 00:42:40,988
<i>And you were, like,
"I saved those kids."</i>

925
00:42:40,990 --> 00:42:42,724
<i>And he said,</i>

926
00:42:42,726 --> 00:42:45,360
<i>"I'm gonna tell the Union
all about it"</i>

927
00:42:45,362 --> 00:42:48,095
<i>And then everybody
laughed and laughed,</i>

928
00:42:48,097 --> 00:42:50,697
<i>and laughed, and laughed.</i>

929
00:42:52,835 --> 00:42:54,302
And as for you...

930
00:42:54,304 --> 00:42:57,271
I've been pushing a mop
ever since.

931
00:42:57,273 --> 00:42:59,374
Right.

932
00:42:59,376 --> 00:43:01,409
Okay, lift, kid.

933
00:43:03,413 --> 00:43:04,711
There.
That should be enough.

934
00:43:04,713 --> 00:43:06,014
Enough for what?

935
00:43:06,016 --> 00:43:07,248
You want to be
a supervillain,

936
00:43:07,250 --> 00:43:09,416
you gotta learn
how to use the suit.

937
00:43:09,418 --> 00:43:11,119
How am I gonna do that?

938
00:43:11,121 --> 00:43:13,420
All you need is
the right motivation.

939
00:43:15,291 --> 00:43:17,025
Whoa!

940
00:43:17,027 --> 00:43:19,327
Ahh!

941
00:43:19,329 --> 00:43:20,994
Ahh! Huh?

942
00:43:20,996 --> 00:43:23,331
Ahh!

943
00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:27,168
Uh-oh.
Whoa-oh-oh!

944
00:43:27,170 --> 00:43:30,003
<i>♪ I keep rollin'
down the road ♪</i>

945
00:43:33,909 --> 00:43:35,876
- Go!
- Oh!

946
00:43:37,347 --> 00:43:39,447
<i>♪ I keep rollin'
down the road ♪</i>

947
00:43:39,449 --> 00:43:41,883
Whoops.

948
00:43:43,353 --> 00:43:45,318
<i>♪ I ain't got me nobody ♪</i>

949
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:47,954
- Kid?
- I'm okay.

950
00:43:47,956 --> 00:43:49,356
Fire!

951
00:43:49,358 --> 00:43:50,425
- Hey!
- Sorry.

952
00:43:51,427 --> 00:43:53,827
Fire!

953
00:43:53,829 --> 00:43:55,063
Come on, dig deep.

954
00:44:02,204 --> 00:44:05,338
Wow!

955
00:44:05,340 --> 00:44:07,307
Yeah! That was great!

956
00:44:07,309 --> 00:44:10,244
- Fire.
- Fire!

957
00:44:10,246 --> 00:44:12,813
Ah-ha!

958
00:44:12,815 --> 00:44:14,347
Oh, no.

959
00:44:16,052 --> 00:44:17,818
- Oh.
- Ahh! Ahh!

960
00:44:23,193 --> 00:44:24,358
Come on.

961
00:44:26,195 --> 00:44:28,795
- Yes!
- Yeah! Ooh!

962
00:44:28,797 --> 00:44:30,063
Excuse me.

963
00:44:33,235 --> 00:44:34,267
Yeah!

964
00:44:34,269 --> 00:44:36,204
Whoo!

965
00:44:36,206 --> 00:44:37,204
You got this.

966
00:44:37,206 --> 00:44:38,472
Yeah!

967
00:44:38,474 --> 00:44:40,974
Woo!
Wow!

968
00:44:40,976 --> 00:44:42,075
Fire!

969
00:44:46,483 --> 00:44:48,118
Hi-ya!

970
00:44:55,023 --> 00:44:57,157
<i>Whoa, yeah.
There was, like, 20 of 'em.</i>

971
00:44:57,159 --> 00:44:58,425
<i>Yeah,
and pretty sure they were</i>

972
00:44:58,427 --> 00:45:01,362
- telepathic, cyborg...
- Ninjas.

973
00:45:01,364 --> 00:45:03,965
They're just lucky I didn't
bring my nunchuckers to work.

974
00:45:03,967 --> 00:45:07,235
Yeah. Bloop is like
deadly with nunchucks.

975
00:45:07,237 --> 00:45:09,369
You don't even know.
Hi-ya!

976
00:45:09,371 --> 00:45:10,871
Hey, hey, hey!

977
00:45:10,873 --> 00:45:12,039
Hey!

978
00:45:12,041 --> 00:45:13,407
- Give me that.
- Oh, dizzy.

979
00:45:13,409 --> 00:45:16,177
Get outta here,
you...

980
00:45:17,413 --> 00:45:19,546
To the perpetrators
of this theft,

981
00:45:19,548 --> 00:45:23,251
I don't care if you're
a telepathic cyborg ninja...

982
00:45:23,253 --> 00:45:24,851
or any other kind of ninja...

983
00:45:24,853 --> 00:45:28,322
you will be caught,
and you will be punished!

984
00:45:28,324 --> 00:45:30,391
That is all.

985
00:45:30,393 --> 00:45:33,427
Someone's in
very deep doodoo.

986
00:45:33,429 --> 00:45:36,463
Yeah. Just how stupid
do you gotta be

987
00:45:36,465 --> 00:45:38,266
to break our only law?

988
00:45:38,268 --> 00:45:40,434
- Hey, guys.
- Hank!

989
00:45:40,436 --> 00:45:42,436
Who's thirsty?

990
00:45:42,438 --> 00:45:45,005
Not me, boss.
Lookie here.

991
00:45:49,045 --> 00:45:51,045
Ahh...

992
00:45:51,047 --> 00:45:53,414
Ah... Ahh.

993
00:45:53,416 --> 00:45:55,282
Ahh.

994
00:45:55,284 --> 00:45:56,953
It's bottomless.
Like me.

995
00:45:58,221 --> 00:46:00,822
So, Hank,
you guys done or what?

996
00:46:00,824 --> 00:46:03,023
Yeah. Yeah,
you could say that.

997
00:46:03,025 --> 00:46:04,958
Great. Let's get
back to work.

998
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:06,561
Whoa, guys.
Hold on a second.

999
00:46:06,563 --> 00:46:09,362
It's, uh...
It's the kid.

1000
00:46:09,364 --> 00:46:12,335
Dead already. Well,
I've outlived another one.

1001
00:46:13,570 --> 00:46:16,304
Okay, so last night...

1002
00:46:16,306 --> 00:46:18,505
the kid and I,
we were working...

1003
00:46:18,507 --> 00:46:21,441
at the museum.

1004
00:46:21,443 --> 00:46:22,510
Museum!

1005
00:46:22,512 --> 00:46:24,478
- No!
- Huh?

1006
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:27,914
- What?
- Uh... is closed,

1007
00:46:27,916 --> 00:46:30,851
so, sorry, guys.
Can't go there today.

1008
00:46:30,853 --> 00:46:32,485
Aww...

1009
00:46:32,487 --> 00:46:34,054
Keep it down.

1010
00:46:34,056 --> 00:46:36,057
Hank, what's going on?

1011
00:46:36,059 --> 00:46:38,092
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I think I got it.

1012
00:46:38,094 --> 00:46:40,461
The kid saw the thieves.

1013
00:46:40,463 --> 00:46:43,264
No, it's, uh... it's
a little worse than that.

1014
00:46:43,266 --> 00:46:45,333
Worse? How?
I mean, it's not like

1015
00:46:45,335 --> 00:46:48,338
you guys did it,
or something.

1016
00:46:51,541 --> 00:46:54,374
- Oh, Hank.
- Huh?

1017
00:46:54,376 --> 00:46:55,943
Oh.

1018
00:46:55,945 --> 00:46:57,945
Oh, now that's not even
close to funny, man.

1019
00:46:57,947 --> 00:46:59,079
It was just an accident.

1020
00:46:59,081 --> 00:47:01,615
Breaking a lamp is
just an accident.

1021
00:47:01,617 --> 00:47:04,952
- This is...
- As bad as it gets. I know.

1022
00:47:04,954 --> 00:47:07,988
Listen, if I could just
get the kid back in there,

1023
00:47:07,990 --> 00:47:09,523
I can make this all go away.

1024
00:47:09,525 --> 00:47:11,525
Great!
Then go do it.

1025
00:47:11,527 --> 00:47:13,494
Put our drinks
on your tab anyway.

1026
00:47:13,496 --> 00:47:15,496
Yeah,
what you waitin' for?

1027
00:47:15,498 --> 00:47:19,266
- Uh, well...
- He needs our help.

1028
00:47:19,268 --> 00:47:21,168
Don't ya, Hank?

1029
00:47:21,170 --> 00:47:24,374
Yeah, I really do.

1030
00:47:25,541 --> 00:47:27,108
Hank calls this a plan?

1031
00:47:27,110 --> 00:47:29,242
More like robot
assisted suicide.

1032
00:47:29,244 --> 00:47:31,378
Relax.
We've totally got this.

1033
00:47:31,380 --> 00:47:32,545
Don't we, old timer?

1034
00:47:32,547 --> 00:47:34,514
I have a pot
on my head.

1035
00:47:34,516 --> 00:47:35,916
Here they come.

1036
00:47:35,918 --> 00:47:37,385
Get ready, kid.

1037
00:47:37,387 --> 00:47:40,454
And that's when I had to
register these bad boys

1038
00:47:40,456 --> 00:47:42,590
as deadly weapons.

1039
00:47:42,592 --> 00:47:44,391
Want to see why?

1040
00:47:44,393 --> 00:47:47,128
You?
What about you?

1041
00:47:47,130 --> 00:47:49,530
I'll take that as a yes.
Ready. Set. Hit.

1042
00:47:49,532 --> 00:47:52,066
Stun. Karate. Judo.
Spin-a-rama!

1043
00:47:52,068 --> 00:47:53,133
Dead!

1044
00:47:53,135 --> 00:47:55,269
- Huh? Whoa.
- Ow!

1045
00:47:55,271 --> 00:47:57,537
Hey, watch it, buddy.

1046
00:47:57,539 --> 00:47:59,673
Halt!
This is a crime scene.

1047
00:47:59,675 --> 00:48:01,575
Authorized personnel
only.

1048
00:48:01,577 --> 00:48:03,577
Yeah, move it or lose it.

1049
00:48:03,579 --> 00:48:07,315
Easy there, handsome.

1050
00:48:07,317 --> 00:48:09,684
Lady bot.

1051
00:48:09,686 --> 00:48:13,487
We are here on
official union...

1052
00:48:13,489 --> 00:48:14,621
business.

1053
00:48:16,592 --> 00:48:17,691
Let's go.

1054
00:48:17,693 --> 00:48:19,427
Uh, 'scuse me, miss, uh,

1055
00:48:19,429 --> 00:48:21,628
I'm gonna need to see
some, uh...

1056
00:48:21,630 --> 00:48:22,697
credentials.

1057
00:48:22,699 --> 00:48:24,965
Oh! Uh...

1058
00:48:24,967 --> 00:48:26,300
- Credentials?
- Oh!

1059
00:48:26,302 --> 00:48:27,467
I don't need no credentials.

1060
00:48:27,469 --> 00:48:30,037
I got pinchy,
and I got flippy.

1061
00:48:30,039 --> 00:48:32,206
Oh. Uh...

1062
00:48:32,208 --> 00:48:35,508
Stew's not really
a robot. Run!

1063
00:48:35,510 --> 00:48:37,311
- Ooh!
- Stop right now!

1064
00:48:37,313 --> 00:48:38,713
Robot impersonators!

1065
00:48:38,715 --> 00:48:40,046
Ahh. Ahh!

1066
00:48:40,048 --> 00:48:41,481
They stole my nunchucks.

1067
00:48:41,483 --> 00:48:42,985
Come back here, yous!

1068
00:48:50,059 --> 00:48:52,325
Okay. All clear.
Come on.

1069
00:48:52,327 --> 00:48:53,594
Uh, ooh.

1070
00:48:53,596 --> 00:48:58,065
Wow.

1071
00:48:58,067 --> 00:48:59,666
Did I really do all this?

1072
00:48:59,668 --> 00:49:01,334
Yeah, you sure did.

1073
00:49:01,336 --> 00:49:04,204
But, uh,
not for much longer.

1074
00:49:04,206 --> 00:49:05,975
What do you mean?

1075
00:49:07,076 --> 00:49:08,675
The plan.

1076
00:49:08,677 --> 00:49:09,776
The Time Bandit?

1077
00:49:09,778 --> 00:49:11,644
Not him. That.

1078
00:49:11,646 --> 00:49:14,347
What-if-ium.
That's the plan?

1079
00:49:14,349 --> 00:49:15,548
Yep. Like you said,

1080
00:49:15,550 --> 00:49:17,385
it'll make all our dreams
come true.

1081
00:49:17,387 --> 00:49:20,153
But then you told me to
get a grip on reality.

1082
00:49:20,155 --> 00:49:22,155
Yeah, and then you
changed our reality,

1083
00:49:22,157 --> 00:49:24,391
so, uh, blast away, kid.
We're in a hurry.

1084
00:49:24,393 --> 00:49:25,492
Oh!

1085
00:49:25,494 --> 00:49:27,096
Uh, okay, Hank.

1086
00:49:31,166 --> 00:49:32,766
Oop... Ooh.

1087
00:49:32,768 --> 00:49:34,300
Give me a minute.

1088
00:49:36,572 --> 00:49:38,304
Okay.

1089
00:49:38,306 --> 00:49:40,441
Come on.
Come on.

1090
00:49:40,443 --> 00:49:42,646
And... fire!

1091
00:49:46,548 --> 00:49:48,782
- Oh...
- Hmm.

1092
00:49:48,784 --> 00:49:50,583
I got one more,
I got one more.

1093
00:49:50,585 --> 00:49:52,452
Come on.

1094
00:49:52,454 --> 00:49:53,653
Let's get some.

1095
00:49:53,655 --> 00:49:56,125
And... fire!

1096
00:49:59,795 --> 00:50:01,262
Come on!

1097
00:50:10,172 --> 00:50:13,673
I'm sorry, Hank.
I just can't do it.

1098
00:50:13,675 --> 00:50:15,612
It's okay, kid.

1099
00:50:22,617 --> 00:50:25,552
Oh, boy.

1100
00:50:25,554 --> 00:50:27,487
I mean, really.

1101
00:50:27,489 --> 00:50:28,755
What was I thinking?

1102
00:50:28,757 --> 00:50:30,758
You can't even push
a mop straight.

1103
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:32,092
What?

1104
00:50:32,094 --> 00:50:33,693
It was my first day.

1105
00:50:33,695 --> 00:50:36,831
Yeah, and you want to be
a supervillain.

1106
00:50:36,833 --> 00:50:38,465
What are you saying?

1107
00:50:38,467 --> 00:50:41,302
The real bad guys don't
throw in the towel

1108
00:50:41,304 --> 00:50:42,735
the first time they get
a scratch.

1109
00:50:42,737 --> 00:50:44,170
Hey!

1110
00:50:44,172 --> 00:50:46,474
I've worked with
the best of the bad.

1111
00:50:46,476 --> 00:50:48,775
Look around you.

1112
00:50:48,777 --> 00:50:51,644
You ain't one of 'em.

1113
00:50:51,646 --> 00:50:54,180
Hey, that's not fair.
This suit attacked me.

1114
00:50:54,182 --> 00:50:55,483
The suit.

1115
00:50:55,485 --> 00:50:57,450
Handed the ultimate weapon
on a silver platter.

1116
00:50:57,452 --> 00:50:58,751
What?

1117
00:50:58,753 --> 00:51:01,387
And not even that helps you
get the job done.

1118
00:51:01,389 --> 00:51:02,856
What are you talking about?

1119
00:51:02,858 --> 00:51:05,191
Oh, and that
supervillain name.

1120
00:51:05,193 --> 00:51:06,860
The Orphan!

1121
00:51:06,862 --> 00:51:09,229
Why don't you just
call yourself Pipe Dream.

1122
00:51:09,231 --> 00:51:11,632
- What are you doing?
- How about Life Ruiner?

1123
00:51:11,634 --> 00:51:13,333
'Cause you really did
a number on mine.

1124
00:51:13,335 --> 00:51:14,601
Oh! Stop!

1125
00:51:14,603 --> 00:51:16,537
I don't think
Fantastic Failure is taken.

1126
00:51:16,539 --> 00:51:17,871
Shut up.

1127
00:51:17,873 --> 00:51:20,206
Yeah, that's got
a real nice ring to it.

1128
00:51:20,208 --> 00:51:21,474
I said shut up!

1129
00:51:21,476 --> 00:51:23,644
It doesn't matter
what we call you

1130
00:51:23,646 --> 00:51:25,512
because you're useless.

1131
00:51:25,514 --> 00:51:27,347
Shut. Up!

1132
00:51:27,349 --> 00:51:28,351
Whoa.

1133
00:51:33,822 --> 00:51:35,389
Perfect.

1134
00:51:37,626 --> 00:51:39,760
Whoa.

1135
00:51:39,762 --> 00:51:42,496
Ha-ha! I knew
you could do it, kid.

1136
00:51:42,498 --> 00:51:43,697
Man, that was something.

1137
00:51:49,771 --> 00:51:51,273
Ah, man.

1138
00:51:53,242 --> 00:51:55,809
Listen, I know that was
a real dirty trick,

1139
00:51:55,811 --> 00:51:56,943
but it was the only way.

1140
00:51:56,945 --> 00:51:59,646
I thought you were
my friend.

1141
00:51:59,648 --> 00:52:01,849
Oh, I am, kid, really.

1142
00:52:01,851 --> 00:52:02,853
I didn't mean it.

1143
00:52:05,521 --> 00:52:08,655
And as soon as
we use this...

1144
00:52:08,657 --> 00:52:10,559
I will never have
said it at all.

1145
00:52:12,427 --> 00:52:14,260
You're under arrest.
Unhand the What-if-ium.

1146
00:52:14,262 --> 00:52:16,729
- Oh, great.
- You are under arrest.

1147
00:52:16,731 --> 00:52:18,566
- Unhand the What-if-ium.
- You are under arrest.

1148
00:52:18,568 --> 00:52:19,934
Unhand the What-if-ium.

1149
00:52:19,936 --> 00:52:22,302
You are under arrest.
Unhand the What-if-ium.

1150
00:52:22,304 --> 00:52:23,272
You are under arrest.

1151
00:52:26,309 --> 00:52:27,708
Huh?

1152
00:52:29,277 --> 00:52:30,212
Ahh!

1153
00:52:32,547 --> 00:52:34,150
You are under arrest.
Unhand the What-if-ium.

1154
00:52:36,985 --> 00:52:39,552
What-if-ium?
Oh, no.

1155
00:52:39,554 --> 00:52:41,554
Guys, what have you done?

1156
00:52:41,556 --> 00:52:43,423
Man, I don't like this.
They should be here by now.

1157
00:52:43,425 --> 00:52:45,325
Don't worry.
They will.

1158
00:52:45,327 --> 00:52:46,894
I'm hearing those voices again, man.

1159
00:52:46,896 --> 00:52:48,295
- Huh?
- Brakes, kid.

1160
00:52:48,297 --> 00:52:49,697
Brakes, brakes, brakes,
brakes, brakes!

1161
00:52:49,699 --> 00:52:51,434
Hit the brakes!

1162
00:52:59,007 --> 00:53:00,708
Hank!

1163
00:53:00,710 --> 00:53:02,309
Uh, huh!

1164
00:53:03,713 --> 00:53:05,378
- Yeah.
- Are you all right?

1165
00:53:05,380 --> 00:53:07,715
Yeah.

1166
00:53:07,717 --> 00:53:08,749
I'll live.

1167
00:53:08,751 --> 00:53:10,851
- Since when do you fly?
- <i>Da?</i>

1168
00:53:10,853 --> 00:53:12,253
Uh...

1169
00:53:12,255 --> 00:53:13,621
He doesn't.

1170
00:53:13,623 --> 00:53:16,389
I do.

1171
00:53:16,391 --> 00:53:17,858
Wait. Why are you
still in that thing?

1172
00:53:17,860 --> 00:53:19,860
What's going on, Hank?

1173
00:53:19,862 --> 00:53:22,595
You said you were gonna
make it "go away."

1174
00:53:22,597 --> 00:53:24,999
I put air quotes around it
because those were your words.

1175
00:53:25,001 --> 00:53:27,333
Ugh. Ahh!

1176
00:53:27,335 --> 00:53:29,637
No, no, guys,
the plan worked perfectly.

1177
00:53:29,639 --> 00:53:31,271
I got the What-if-ium.

1178
00:53:31,273 --> 00:53:32,673
Whoa. What's that?

1179
00:53:32,675 --> 00:53:35,909
This is the solution
to all of our problems.

1180
00:53:35,911 --> 00:53:36,913
Huh?

1181
00:53:39,347 --> 00:53:41,382
No, Hank.
Stop!

1182
00:53:41,384 --> 00:53:43,883
- Who is that?
- This guy and his secrets.

1183
00:53:43,885 --> 00:53:45,052
You can't do this!

1184
00:53:45,054 --> 00:53:46,487
And why not?

1185
00:53:46,489 --> 00:53:48,889
Because we have no idea
what it might do.

1186
00:53:48,891 --> 00:53:52,659
Well, what it might do is
give us all a brand new life.

1187
00:53:52,661 --> 00:53:54,394
We get to start again.

1188
00:53:54,396 --> 00:53:56,063
Start what again?

1189
00:53:56,065 --> 00:53:58,398
Everything.
I break this,

1190
00:53:58,400 --> 00:53:59,967
the kid gets to be
a supervillain,

1191
00:53:59,969 --> 00:54:01,702
and we don't have to be
henchmen anymore.

1192
00:54:01,704 --> 00:54:04,371
- What?
- But you guys are all I have.

1193
00:54:04,373 --> 00:54:05,639
<i>Da.</i>

1194
00:54:05,641 --> 00:54:07,907
You can't make
this decision for us, Hank.

1195
00:54:07,909 --> 00:54:09,376
She's right.

1196
00:54:09,378 --> 00:54:11,512
Just think about this
for a second.

1197
00:54:15,583 --> 00:54:16,650
I'm sorry, guys.

1198
00:54:16,652 --> 00:54:17,653
No, don't!

1199
00:54:20,056 --> 00:54:21,322
Huh?

1200
00:54:28,063 --> 00:54:30,799
It's not your decision
to make, Hank.

1201
00:54:32,068 --> 00:54:34,534
You did not just try to
erase my life.

1202
00:54:34,536 --> 00:54:36,804
I was just trying to
make things better.

1203
00:54:36,806 --> 00:54:38,539
- For all of us.
- No.

1204
00:54:38,541 --> 00:54:39,740
You did this for you.

1205
00:54:39,742 --> 00:54:41,541
- No, listen...
- Hank, admit it.

1206
00:54:41,543 --> 00:54:43,443
- You lied to us.
- Well, yeah, but I mean...

1207
00:54:43,445 --> 00:54:44,947
This is ridiculous.
Just stop!

1208
00:54:46,815 --> 00:54:48,115
Let's go, guys.

1209
00:54:48,117 --> 00:54:50,583
Something stinks
around here.

1210
00:54:50,585 --> 00:54:51,985
<i>Da.</i>

1211
00:54:51,987 --> 00:54:54,420
Guys, come on.
You know me.

1212
00:54:54,422 --> 00:54:55,688
I wasn't trying to...

1213
00:54:55,690 --> 00:54:58,425
Wait.
Guys, come on.

1214
00:54:58,427 --> 00:55:00,094
We're a team.

1215
00:55:02,364 --> 00:55:05,334
Come on, Lester.
Let's get you out of here.

1216
00:55:11,474 --> 00:55:12,876
And out of this suit.

1217
00:55:17,847 --> 00:55:18,848
Guys.

1218
00:55:21,483 --> 00:55:23,483
What if it had worked?

1219
00:55:23,485 --> 00:55:25,888
Then maybe you would have
been a better friend.

1220
00:55:45,007 --> 00:55:47,141
Do you have to do that now?

1221
00:55:47,143 --> 00:55:49,809
Well, I know some T. Swift
if you'd rather.

1222
00:55:49,811 --> 00:55:52,412
Man, just do, like,
anything else.

1223
00:55:52,414 --> 00:55:53,780
I do know something else.

1224
00:55:53,782 --> 00:55:56,483
But only on the bagpipes.

1225
00:55:56,485 --> 00:55:59,052
Bagpipes?!
Man, that's way worse.

1226
00:55:59,054 --> 00:56:02,789
Look alive,
citizens of Loserville.

1227
00:56:02,791 --> 00:56:04,490
I've got a job for you.

1228
00:56:04,492 --> 00:56:05,925
Not interested, Biff.

1229
00:56:05,927 --> 00:56:07,494
And I wasn't asking.

1230
00:56:36,992 --> 00:56:40,226
<i>All right, who's next?</i>

1231
00:56:40,228 --> 00:56:44,530
<i>Woohoo!</i>

1232
00:56:44,532 --> 00:56:45,932
Come on, Yakov,
you've got this.

1233
00:56:45,934 --> 00:56:48,469
<i>Da.</i>

1234
00:56:48,471 --> 00:56:50,537
Ooh! Seven seconds.

1235
00:56:50,539 --> 00:56:51,737
That's a new record.

1236
00:56:51,739 --> 00:56:53,874
- You're next, handsome.
- Yeah, Hank.

1237
00:56:53,876 --> 00:56:56,108
<i>Get over here.</i>

1238
00:56:56,110 --> 00:56:57,610
Huh?

1239
00:57:05,221 --> 00:57:07,954
Strike three!

1240
00:57:09,492 --> 00:57:12,726
Boss?

1241
00:57:12,728 --> 00:57:13,961
You're out, Hank.

1242
00:57:13,963 --> 00:57:15,095
You could have killed me.

1243
00:57:15,097 --> 00:57:17,597
Yeah.

1244
00:57:17,599 --> 00:57:19,266
I know.

1245
00:57:19,268 --> 00:57:21,168
Makin' a run for it,
huh?

1246
00:57:21,170 --> 00:57:23,970
Well, I'm kinda low
on options.

1247
00:57:23,972 --> 00:57:25,873
Low?

1248
00:57:25,875 --> 00:57:27,974
No, Hank.
You're fresh out.

1249
00:57:27,976 --> 00:57:30,776
Bring him in, boys.

1250
00:57:30,778 --> 00:57:32,114
Oh, great.

1251
00:57:33,983 --> 00:57:35,983
He's the most selfish...

1252
00:57:35,985 --> 00:57:38,519
Obstinate...

1253
00:57:38,521 --> 00:57:41,722
Meatheaded man
I have ever met.

1254
00:57:42,891 --> 00:57:46,159
Uh... Are you sure
this is gonna work?

1255
00:57:46,161 --> 00:57:48,662
Yes, Lester, of course.

1256
00:57:48,664 --> 00:57:51,798
I just have to find
the right frequency.

1257
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:53,666
Ugh! He could have
killed us!

1258
00:57:53,668 --> 00:57:56,936
- Yeah. Um, Jolene...
- But he knows best!

1259
00:57:56,938 --> 00:57:59,273
Maybe we should take
a little... Ahhh!

1260
00:57:59,275 --> 00:58:01,041
Trying to help?

1261
00:58:01,043 --> 00:58:03,543
Yeah. Help himself!

1262
00:58:03,545 --> 00:58:04,644
Henchmen.

1263
00:58:04,646 --> 00:58:07,613
It's stuck!

1264
00:58:07,615 --> 00:58:08,682
Oh! Lester.

1265
00:58:08,684 --> 00:58:10,083
I'm so sorry.

1266
00:58:10,085 --> 00:58:12,151
Ahh. Thanks.

1267
00:58:12,153 --> 00:58:14,287
So...

1268
00:58:14,289 --> 00:58:16,023
you're really mad
at Hank, huh?

1269
00:58:16,025 --> 00:58:17,791
Yes! Aren't you?

1270
00:58:17,793 --> 00:58:21,929
Uh, yeah, I am,
but Hank saved my life

1271
00:58:21,931 --> 00:58:24,231
two minutes after
I met the guy.

1272
00:58:24,233 --> 00:58:25,766
And back at the dump,

1273
00:58:25,768 --> 00:58:28,302
he really thought it was
our best chance.

1274
00:58:28,304 --> 00:58:30,637
You mean <i>his</i> best chance.

1275
00:58:30,639 --> 00:58:32,072
Oh, he was wrong.
For sure.

1276
00:58:32,074 --> 00:58:33,773
No doubt about that.

1277
00:58:33,775 --> 00:58:36,309
- I... I just think he's...
- Selfish? Stubborn?

1278
00:58:36,311 --> 00:58:39,646
- And totally...
- Lost.

1279
00:58:39,648 --> 00:58:42,349
He feels trapped.

1280
00:58:42,351 --> 00:58:44,217
I know that feeling.

1281
00:58:44,219 --> 00:58:49,188
It made me think I wanted
to be a supervillain.

1282
00:58:49,190 --> 00:58:53,195
Turns out, I was just...
lonely.

1283
00:58:54,663 --> 00:58:58,699
And these bad guys
seemed really good at...

1284
00:58:58,701 --> 00:59:00,666
being alone.

1285
00:59:00,668 --> 00:59:01,702
Ahhh!

1286
00:59:01,704 --> 00:59:03,804
Oh! Sorry.

1287
00:59:06,742 --> 00:59:08,108
- Biff.
- Yes, sir?

1288
00:59:08,110 --> 00:59:09,943
Who are they?

1289
00:59:09,945 --> 00:59:13,079
Uh, well, these are
the new henchmen, sir.

1290
00:59:13,081 --> 00:59:14,815
Henchmen for whom,

1291
00:59:14,817 --> 00:59:16,983
the evil Quicky Lube?

1292
00:59:20,389 --> 00:59:22,755
Actually, we prefer
henchpeople.

1293
00:59:22,757 --> 00:59:24,691
Shut your talkin' hole,
recruit!

1294
00:59:24,693 --> 00:59:25,691
Recruit?

1295
00:59:25,693 --> 00:59:27,293
You kidnapped us, dude.

1296
00:59:27,295 --> 00:59:28,996
Oh, boo-hoo.

1297
00:59:28,998 --> 00:59:31,231
You're in big trouble
with the Union.

1298
00:59:31,233 --> 00:59:35,135
Oh, are we now?

1299
00:59:35,137 --> 00:59:37,970
Well, then, I'd better
get rid of the evidence.

1300
00:59:37,972 --> 00:59:41,240
Stand against the wall.

1301
00:59:41,242 --> 00:59:43,275
That is one creepy smile.

1302
00:59:48,317 --> 00:59:50,784
- Baron, stop!
- What?

1303
00:59:50,786 --> 00:59:52,052
Uh, sorry, sir.

1304
00:59:52,054 --> 00:59:54,186
I mean,
we really need them.

1305
00:59:54,188 --> 00:59:56,990
We have electrical issues.
We really need a cook.

1306
00:59:56,992 --> 00:59:58,391
- Oh...
- And the bathrooms.

1307
00:59:58,393 --> 01:00:00,260
Whatever those zombies
are doing in there,

1308
01:00:00,262 --> 01:00:02,295
it's more like an eight
than a number two.

1309
01:00:02,297 --> 01:00:04,430
Oh, fine!
Put them to work.

1310
01:00:04,432 --> 01:00:05,666
Whew.

1311
01:00:05,668 --> 01:00:07,200
I'll just zap them later.

1312
01:00:08,936 --> 01:00:12,204
I'm ready.
Let's go, full blast!

1313
01:00:14,677 --> 01:00:16,409
Huh?
Uh, wait a second.

1314
01:00:16,411 --> 01:00:18,912
- Wh... What's happening?
- I'm sorry, Lester.

1315
01:00:18,914 --> 01:00:21,882
I've tried every frequency
on the spectrum.

1316
01:00:21,884 --> 01:00:23,416
What? No.

1317
01:00:23,418 --> 01:00:25,151
Jolene,
you have to get me out.

1318
01:00:25,153 --> 01:00:26,353
You said this would work.

1319
01:00:26,355 --> 01:00:28,320
I know. I really
thought it would.

1320
01:00:28,322 --> 01:00:29,755
What if I have
a late growth spurt?

1321
01:00:29,757 --> 01:00:32,291
Uh, that's not gonna happen.

1322
01:00:32,293 --> 01:00:33,793
I'm never gonna see
my toes again.

1323
01:00:33,795 --> 01:00:35,762
That's very unlikely.

1324
01:00:35,764 --> 01:00:39,066
Oh, I'm just gonna
do this myself.

1325
01:00:39,068 --> 01:00:40,233
Lester.

1326
01:00:40,235 --> 01:00:42,302
Aw! Piece of junk.

1327
01:00:42,304 --> 01:00:44,371
- This isn't the way.
- Aha!

1328
01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:48,311
Now we're talking.

1329
01:00:54,115 --> 01:00:55,215
- Stop it.
- What?

1330
01:00:55,217 --> 01:00:56,983
How, exactly?

1331
01:00:56,985 --> 01:00:58,719
- This thing jumped on me.
- Lester.

1332
01:00:58,721 --> 01:01:01,487
I didn't ask for it.
Mind control, my butt.

1333
01:01:01,489 --> 01:01:04,825
Oh, great.
Now my butt's itchy.

1334
01:01:04,827 --> 01:01:06,827
Lester, that's it!

1335
01:01:06,829 --> 01:01:08,929
- My butt?
- No, your mind!

1336
01:01:08,931 --> 01:01:10,930
Yeah, I know!
I'm losing my mind!

1337
01:01:10,932 --> 01:01:12,264
Your happy place.

1338
01:01:12,266 --> 01:01:14,501
Just close your eyes

1339
01:01:14,503 --> 01:01:17,237
and remember a time
when you felt safe

1340
01:01:17,239 --> 01:01:18,804
and cared for.

1341
01:01:18,806 --> 01:01:21,807
Uh, you do know I'm
an orphan, right?

1342
01:01:21,809 --> 01:01:23,476
Just try, Lester.

1343
01:01:23,478 --> 01:01:24,510
Please.

1344
01:01:24,512 --> 01:01:27,246
Okay, okay.

1345
01:01:27,248 --> 01:01:29,749
♪ Comic book nerd,
comic book nerd ♪

1346
01:01:29,751 --> 01:01:33,220
I'm not sure I have
a happy place.

1347
01:01:33,222 --> 01:01:35,692
Happy place, happy place,
happy place.

1348
01:01:47,835 --> 01:01:49,769
Way to go, Lester.

1349
01:01:49,771 --> 01:01:51,239
I knew you could do it.

1350
01:01:53,141 --> 01:01:57,409
<i>Lester? Lester?</i>

1351
01:01:57,411 --> 01:01:59,246
Lester.

1352
01:01:59,248 --> 01:02:00,880
Are you all right?

1353
01:02:00,882 --> 01:02:04,252
Uh, I think so.
It's just... Huh?

1354
01:02:06,054 --> 01:02:08,387
Whoa!

1355
01:02:08,389 --> 01:02:10,557
It worked!

1356
01:02:10,559 --> 01:02:13,425
It really worked! Thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you.

1357
01:02:13,427 --> 01:02:15,262
Uh, you're welcome.

1358
01:02:15,264 --> 01:02:16,862
What was the that?

1359
01:02:16,864 --> 01:02:20,400
- Denizens of Supervillain City...
- Come on!

1360
01:02:20,402 --> 01:02:23,438
...it is I, Baron Blackout!

1361
01:02:29,545 --> 01:02:32,144
I can't believe this.

1362
01:02:32,146 --> 01:02:33,579
I am taking over the world,

1363
01:02:33,581 --> 01:02:37,050
starting with this
wretched island.

1364
01:02:40,822 --> 01:02:42,891
Oh, no. Lester, run!

1365
01:02:52,568 --> 01:02:54,601
What in the blue blazes
is going on, Hank!

1366
01:02:54,603 --> 01:02:56,302
How should I know?
I'm not Baron Blackout!

1367
01:02:56,304 --> 01:02:58,371
It's always you, Corrigan.

1368
01:02:58,373 --> 01:03:00,340
Every time something's screwy,
it's your fault.

1369
01:03:00,342 --> 01:03:02,208
I... Huh?

1370
01:03:02,210 --> 01:03:05,045
Hey, boss, stop!
I gotta get my crew.

1371
01:03:05,047 --> 01:03:07,315
You don't have
a crew anymore, Hank.

1372
01:03:09,050 --> 01:03:10,916
Hey! Stop it!

1373
01:03:10,918 --> 01:03:13,086
What do you think
you're doing? Whoa!

1374
01:03:13,088 --> 01:03:14,257
Uh-oh.

1375
01:03:16,123 --> 01:03:17,092
Aah!

1376
01:03:28,637 --> 01:03:32,137
Now that I have
your undivided attention...

1377
01:03:32,139 --> 01:03:34,206
Hey!

1378
01:03:34,208 --> 01:03:35,608
No fleeing.

1379
01:03:35,610 --> 01:03:38,244
Now, listen.
I have a pressing appointment

1380
01:03:38,246 --> 01:03:40,347
with the Friendly Force Five,

1381
01:03:40,349 --> 01:03:41,947
so I'll keep this short.

1382
01:03:41,949 --> 01:03:44,351
Serve me or die.

1383
01:04:07,976 --> 01:04:10,175
- You're mine, Corrigan!
- Oh!

1384
01:04:10,177 --> 01:04:13,979
I'm taking you in
if it's the last thing I do!

1385
01:04:13,981 --> 01:04:16,249
Get off of me!
Sorry, boss.

1386
01:04:16,251 --> 01:04:19,452
Just listen,
I have a plan.

1387
01:04:19,454 --> 01:04:22,255
Let me guess.
Lay low, do the bare minimum,

1388
01:04:22,257 --> 01:04:24,293
and sit on your a...

1389
01:04:25,260 --> 01:04:26,992
Nope. Not this time.

1390
01:04:31,300 --> 01:04:33,599
Hmm? Oh!

1391
01:04:33,601 --> 01:04:37,403
Guys! Anyone here?

1392
01:04:37,405 --> 01:04:39,139
- Hank?
- Doug!

1393
01:04:39,141 --> 01:04:42,141
You're alive!
No, I just lost five bucks,

1394
01:04:42,143 --> 01:04:44,043
but I'm happy to see you.

1395
01:04:44,045 --> 01:04:45,679
Don't worry.
We're all getting out of here.

1396
01:04:45,681 --> 01:04:48,447
- Now, where's the crew?
- Well, Biff took 'em.

1397
01:04:48,449 --> 01:04:50,550
Oh, no. Blackout!

1398
01:04:50,552 --> 01:04:52,889
Blackout?
Is that why I can't see?

1399
01:04:54,322 --> 01:04:57,023
It's time I did
what henchmen do best.

1400
01:04:57,025 --> 01:04:59,291
Got ya! Torch the bar
and move to Mexico!

1401
01:04:59,293 --> 01:05:00,626
No, fix it.

1402
01:05:00,628 --> 01:05:02,162
I got 'em into this mess,

1403
01:05:02,164 --> 01:05:04,229
and I'm gonna get 'em out.

1404
01:05:04,231 --> 01:05:06,235
Great!
Let's wear matching outfits.

1405
01:05:07,635 --> 01:05:09,369
Sorry, old-timer,
but I gotta do this one solo.

1406
01:05:09,371 --> 01:05:11,338
Oh, thank goodness.

1407
01:05:11,340 --> 01:05:13,238
Doug, I really need a favor.

1408
01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:18,177
Yeah, give me names, Hank.
Consider 'em dead.

1409
01:05:18,179 --> 01:05:22,349
Terri Murphy here with
an Apex City News exclusive.

1410
01:05:22,351 --> 01:05:24,050
A supervillain has just parked

1411
01:05:24,052 --> 01:05:25,719
on the Friendly Force Five
front door.

1412
01:05:25,721 --> 01:05:28,190
Ooh! Here they come now.

1413
01:05:31,525 --> 01:05:35,195
- Hey, I remember this loser.
- Yes, so do I.

1414
01:05:35,197 --> 01:05:37,363
He ran away like
a little baby chicken.

1415
01:05:40,202 --> 01:05:41,467
Oh?

1416
01:05:43,005 --> 01:05:46,673
You guys go ahead.
I'll catch up in a bit.

1417
01:05:46,675 --> 01:05:50,209
Every time.

1418
01:05:50,211 --> 01:05:53,512
- Hello, Chicken Man.
- Well, hello there.

1419
01:05:53,514 --> 01:05:55,481
Long time, no see.

1420
01:05:55,483 --> 01:05:58,017
Yeah, you get your little thingy fixed?

1421
01:05:58,019 --> 01:06:00,353
How about I show you?

1422
01:06:00,355 --> 01:06:02,655
This goes a lot faster
without Captain Blabbermouth...

1423
01:06:05,659 --> 01:06:08,795
My many, many superpowers.

1424
01:06:08,797 --> 01:06:11,296
Your team, they're all gone.

1425
01:06:11,298 --> 01:06:12,432
Shh, shh, shh!

1426
01:06:14,036 --> 01:06:16,369
- Capisce? That's Spanish.
- Italian.

1427
01:06:16,371 --> 01:06:18,438
Sure, I can do pasta.
Pick you up at seven?

1428
01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:20,572
You are the stupidest man...

1429
01:06:20,574 --> 01:06:22,277
Ah! Mama!

1430
01:06:24,246 --> 01:06:26,315
Baron Blackout.

1431
01:06:35,690 --> 01:06:37,159
It's all clear.

1432
01:06:42,563 --> 01:06:44,563
Whoa.

1433
01:06:44,565 --> 01:06:45,667
Ugh.

1434
01:06:47,835 --> 01:06:49,802
I can't believe it.

1435
01:06:49,804 --> 01:06:52,304
Here's Dougie!

1436
01:06:52,306 --> 01:06:53,539
Old Doug?

1437
01:06:53,541 --> 01:06:56,342
Say, I'm looking for
that sciency lady.

1438
01:06:56,344 --> 01:06:57,577
You mean Jolene?

1439
01:06:57,579 --> 01:06:59,179
Close enough.

1440
01:06:59,181 --> 01:07:01,447
- You're here to see me?
- Sure am.

1441
01:07:01,449 --> 01:07:04,818
Hank sent me here to give
you an important massage.

1442
01:07:04,820 --> 01:07:07,554
- Oh, uh...
- Ooh, I meant message,

1443
01:07:07,556 --> 01:07:09,289
like them fancy emails.

1444
01:07:09,291 --> 01:07:12,624
Just something about Hank
surviving the mission,

1445
01:07:12,626 --> 01:07:14,726
risking life and limb
to redeem himself.

1446
01:07:14,728 --> 01:07:17,162
- I don't know.
- Doug! Survive what mission?

1447
01:07:17,164 --> 01:07:19,231
Oh, sticking it
to the man, man.

1448
01:07:19,233 --> 01:07:20,633
He's going after Blackout.

1449
01:07:20,635 --> 01:07:22,235
Hank's taking on the Baron?

1450
01:07:22,237 --> 01:07:23,869
- Alone?
- He is?

1451
01:07:23,871 --> 01:07:28,307
- He'll be obliterated.
- Obliterated with a capitol "D ."

1452
01:07:28,309 --> 01:07:29,742
Oh, no.

1453
01:07:38,719 --> 01:07:42,488
Oh, this took so long...

1454
01:07:42,490 --> 01:07:44,124
but, boy, was it worth it.

1455
01:07:44,126 --> 01:07:47,860
Update me, Biff.

1456
01:07:47,862 --> 01:07:50,530
Sir, you've defeated
the Supers.

1457
01:07:50,532 --> 01:07:53,867
Your mindless horde has
Apex City in total panic,

1458
01:07:53,869 --> 01:07:56,635
and the president is awaiting
your demands.

1459
01:07:56,637 --> 01:08:01,508
Perfect. It's all just
so bloody perfect.

1460
01:08:01,510 --> 01:08:03,610
Incoming craft, sir.

1461
01:08:03,612 --> 01:08:05,744
- What?
- Weapons detected, sir.

1462
01:08:05,746 --> 01:08:07,146
We are under attack.

1463
01:08:07,148 --> 01:08:09,282
Who would dare?

1464
01:08:09,284 --> 01:08:13,222
Hey, Blackout!
Say hello to my little friend!

1465
01:08:26,902 --> 01:08:27,901
Was that it?

1466
01:08:27,903 --> 01:08:30,570
I know, right?

1467
01:08:30,572 --> 01:08:32,772
He may as well have thrown
a sandal at us.

1468
01:08:32,774 --> 01:08:35,942
He was all like, "I'm gonna be
a big hero, save the world."

1469
01:08:35,944 --> 01:08:39,912
And our ship was all like,
"I don't think so, son!"

1470
01:08:39,914 --> 01:08:42,451
Zoom in.
Who is this dolt?

1471
01:08:43,918 --> 01:08:47,286
- Hank Corrigan.
- I remember that face!

1472
01:08:47,288 --> 01:08:48,389
Traitor.

1473
01:08:51,458 --> 01:08:53,393
Oh! Uh...

1474
01:09:02,938 --> 01:09:05,274
Showtime.

1475
01:09:07,708 --> 01:09:09,875
<i>♪ The mountain is high ♪</i>

1476
01:09:09,877 --> 01:09:11,811
<i>♪ The valley is low ♪</i>

1477
01:09:11,813 --> 01:09:13,612
<i>♪ And you're confused ♪</i>

1478
01:09:13,614 --> 01:09:15,281
<i>♪ On which way to go ♪</i>

1479
01:09:15,283 --> 01:09:17,482
<i>♪ So I've come here ♪</i>

1480
01:09:18,686 --> 01:09:20,687
Here's my turn.

1481
01:09:20,689 --> 01:09:22,754
<i>♪ Into the promised land ♪</i>

1482
01:09:22,756 --> 01:09:26,358
- <i>♪ So come on and take a free ride ♪</i>
- Come on.

1483
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:28,361
<i>♪ Free ride ♪</i>

1484
01:09:28,363 --> 01:09:31,598
<i>♪ Come on and sit here
by my side ♪</i>

1485
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:34,299
<i>♪ Come
on and take a free ride ♪</i>

1486
01:09:34,301 --> 01:09:35,434
Huh?

1487
01:09:35,436 --> 01:09:37,439
Jackpot!

1488
01:09:47,448 --> 01:09:48,915
- <i>♪ Come on ♪</i>
- Ha-ha!

1489
01:09:48,917 --> 01:09:51,250
It ain't rocket science, baby!

1490
01:09:51,252 --> 01:09:52,253
Huh?

1491
01:10:00,462 --> 01:10:03,199
What?

1492
01:10:05,332 --> 01:10:06,734
Follow me, boys.

1493
01:10:09,470 --> 01:10:10,937
<i>♪ Free ride ♪</i>

1494
01:10:10,939 --> 01:10:14,273
Yes, I am taking over
the world, Mr. President.

1495
01:10:14,275 --> 01:10:16,276
Oh, no, no, no,
it's not fake news.

1496
01:10:16,278 --> 01:10:17,378
Baron, look!

1497
01:10:19,381 --> 01:10:20,883
Why isn't he dead?

1498
01:10:22,516 --> 01:10:24,220
<i>Auto-pilot engaged.</i>

1499
01:10:26,354 --> 01:10:30,759
- Sir, he's ramming us.
- Fool! He will be crushed.

1500
01:10:32,827 --> 01:10:34,363
Wait.

1501
01:10:35,630 --> 01:10:37,900
Oh, no.

1502
01:10:42,770 --> 01:10:44,370
No!

1503
01:10:46,940 --> 01:10:49,509
<i>♪ Free ride ♪</i>

1504
01:10:49,511 --> 01:10:51,076
Baron?

1505
01:10:52,713 --> 01:10:54,680
My blackout ray!

1506
01:10:54,682 --> 01:10:55,815
The ray is undamaged, sir.

1507
01:10:55,817 --> 01:10:57,416
Oh, thank goodness.

1508
01:10:57,418 --> 01:10:59,686
I thought I'd lost you,
but you're okay.

1509
01:10:59,688 --> 01:11:02,921
Yes. Yes, you are.

1510
01:11:02,923 --> 01:11:04,723
- Baron!
- Huh?

1511
01:11:09,698 --> 01:11:10,929
Whoa!

1512
01:11:10,931 --> 01:11:11,964
Not yet.

1513
01:11:11,966 --> 01:11:15,401
So, Hank, is it?

1514
01:11:15,403 --> 01:11:18,603
- Yeah.
- Okay, Hank.

1515
01:11:18,605 --> 01:11:22,342
Now, what exactly is it
about me in particular

1516
01:11:22,344 --> 01:11:24,544
that drives a nothing like you

1517
01:11:24,546 --> 01:11:27,446
to such absurdly heroic acts?

1518
01:11:27,448 --> 01:11:28,947
My friends.

1519
01:11:28,949 --> 01:11:31,451
Like a dare?

1520
01:11:31,453 --> 01:11:33,352
No, like you took them.

1521
01:11:33,354 --> 01:11:34,986
Oh, I see.

1522
01:11:34,988 --> 01:11:38,558
So you're here to demand
their safe return or else.

1523
01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:39,692
That was the plan.

1524
01:11:39,694 --> 01:11:42,562
You do realize you're unarmed.

1525
01:11:42,564 --> 01:11:45,565
- I dropped my gun.
- Yes, I saw that.

1526
01:11:45,567 --> 01:11:46,732
Well, how 'bout this?

1527
01:11:46,734 --> 01:11:48,367
You want your friends,

1528
01:11:48,369 --> 01:11:50,503
just ask.

1529
01:11:50,505 --> 01:11:51,737
Very funny.

1530
01:11:51,739 --> 01:11:53,473
Ask me now.

1531
01:11:53,475 --> 01:11:55,441
I insist.

1532
01:11:55,443 --> 01:11:57,043
Okay.

1533
01:11:57,045 --> 01:11:58,777
May I have my crew back?

1534
01:11:58,779 --> 01:12:00,112
Hmm.

1535
01:12:00,114 --> 01:12:01,981
Let me think.

1536
01:12:01,983 --> 01:12:02,918
No!

1537
01:12:04,152 --> 01:12:06,152
- Oh!
- You're dead, Corrigan.

1538
01:12:07,921 --> 01:12:09,589
Goodbye, worm.

1539
01:12:10,591 --> 01:12:13,726
Ahh!

1540
01:12:15,497 --> 01:12:16,995
Lester,
what are you doing here?

1541
01:12:16,997 --> 01:12:18,664
Just passing by.

1542
01:12:18,666 --> 01:12:19,732
Kill him now!

1543
01:12:19,734 --> 01:12:21,166
- Huh!
- Watch out!

1544
01:12:23,771 --> 01:12:25,036
Ahh, come on!

1545
01:12:25,038 --> 01:12:26,873
Yeeha!

1546
01:12:26,875 --> 01:12:28,607
Ugh! They keep coming!

1547
01:12:28,609 --> 01:12:30,410
Need a rescue,
henchman?

1548
01:12:30,412 --> 01:12:33,478
You're dead meat, Corrigan!

1549
01:12:33,480 --> 01:12:35,013
Go get the crew!

1550
01:12:35,015 --> 01:12:36,648
I got this.

1551
01:12:36,650 --> 01:12:38,151
- You sure, kid?
- No,

1552
01:12:38,153 --> 01:12:39,184
but do it anyway.

1553
01:12:39,186 --> 01:12:40,887
- Let's go!
- Oh!

1554
01:12:44,158 --> 01:12:45,657
After them,
you idiots!

1555
01:12:45,659 --> 01:12:47,058
Yes, sir!

1556
01:12:51,198 --> 01:12:52,898
So, what's the plan, Hank?

1557
01:12:52,900 --> 01:12:54,834
We're gonna start by
running for our lives.

1558
01:12:54,836 --> 01:12:55,934
Now, that's a plan.

1559
01:12:55,936 --> 01:12:57,803
We got you now, Corrigan.

1560
01:12:58,972 --> 01:13:00,376
In here.
Come on, quick.

1561
01:13:01,842 --> 01:13:02,909
Marco!

1562
01:13:02,911 --> 01:13:04,043
- Po...
- Shh.

1563
01:13:04,045 --> 01:13:06,077
Ohh.

1564
01:13:06,079 --> 01:13:08,714
Escape pod
leaving in 10 seconds.

1565
01:13:08,716 --> 01:13:10,450
- Here we go.
- Huh?

1566
01:13:10,452 --> 01:13:12,785
- Stew? Wow.
- 8... 7...

1567
01:13:12,787 --> 01:13:15,655
- 6... 5...
- Old Doug?

1568
01:13:15,657 --> 01:13:17,190
Old Doug?
He's here, too?

1569
01:13:17,192 --> 01:13:18,993
Guys, wait.
Lester's still on the...

1570
01:13:22,596 --> 01:13:24,597
Ship.

1571
01:13:24,599 --> 01:13:25,932
Ahh!

1572
01:13:25,934 --> 01:13:28,601
Now that
is an impressive suit.

1573
01:13:28,603 --> 01:13:30,068
Ahh!

1574
01:13:30,070 --> 01:13:32,071
Ahh! Ahh!

1575
01:13:32,073 --> 01:13:33,539
But why are you using it

1576
01:13:33,541 --> 01:13:35,708
to help a bunch of
useless henchmen?

1577
01:13:35,710 --> 01:13:37,677
Because I am a henchman!

1578
01:13:39,948 --> 01:13:41,981
Ahh! Ahh!

1579
01:13:41,983 --> 01:13:45,718
Henchman? Ha!
You could be so much more.

1580
01:13:45,720 --> 01:13:47,887
Give me that suit,

1581
01:13:47,889 --> 01:13:50,822
and I'll teach you
everything you need to know.

1582
01:13:50,824 --> 01:13:51,991
What?

1583
01:13:51,993 --> 01:13:54,160
You want to train me?

1584
01:13:54,162 --> 01:13:55,695
Oh, yes.

1585
01:13:55,697 --> 01:13:58,231
Just think of what
you could become.

1586
01:13:58,233 --> 01:14:00,599
You could be just like me.

1587
01:14:00,601 --> 01:14:02,101
A supervillain?

1588
01:14:02,103 --> 01:14:04,269
And not just any
supervillain.

1589
01:14:04,271 --> 01:14:05,705
The Orphan.

1590
01:14:05,707 --> 01:14:07,572
The Orphan?

1591
01:14:07,574 --> 01:14:10,142
Oh, sure. Yes.

1592
01:14:10,144 --> 01:14:11,878
Nobody to hold you back.

1593
01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:14,914
No family to worry about.
No friends.

1594
01:14:14,916 --> 01:14:16,249
That's very good.

1595
01:14:16,251 --> 01:14:18,584
No friends?

1596
01:14:18,586 --> 01:14:20,986
Just you and me
together.

1597
01:14:20,988 --> 01:14:24,656
Trust me.

1598
01:14:24,658 --> 01:14:26,125
Okay.

1599
01:14:26,127 --> 01:14:27,159
Okay, yeah.

1600
01:14:27,161 --> 01:14:28,593
Deal.

1601
01:14:28,595 --> 01:14:30,263
Perfect.

1602
01:14:30,265 --> 01:14:31,863
Happy place.
Happy place.

1603
01:14:31,865 --> 01:14:32,932
Whoo.

1604
01:14:32,934 --> 01:14:35,268
Ahh!

1605
01:14:44,311 --> 01:14:45,945
Fool.

1606
01:14:45,947 --> 01:14:47,879
What are we
looking for here?

1607
01:14:47,881 --> 01:14:51,017
It's a small vent,
about this big.

1608
01:14:51,019 --> 01:14:52,285
You mean like that one?

1609
01:14:52,287 --> 01:14:53,753
That's it!

1610
01:14:53,755 --> 01:14:55,187
- We have to get down there.
- Whoa!

1611
01:14:55,189 --> 01:14:58,624
Hey, Corrigan.
What do you think you're doin'?

1612
01:14:58,626 --> 01:15:00,625
Oh, nothin',
just boring

1613
01:15:00,627 --> 01:15:02,928
third class henchmen
janitor stuff.

1614
01:15:02,930 --> 01:15:04,763
Very funny.
Drop it!

1615
01:15:04,765 --> 01:15:07,900
You want me to drop
this wrench down there?

1616
01:15:07,902 --> 01:15:09,168
- Ah!
- Oh!

1617
01:15:09,170 --> 01:15:10,769
Just do it!

1618
01:15:10,771 --> 01:15:12,671
You've got the gun,
you make the rules.

1619
01:15:12,673 --> 01:15:13,805
Back.

1620
01:15:13,807 --> 01:15:15,575
Little more.
Right there.

1621
01:15:15,577 --> 01:15:16,642
Now!

1622
01:15:19,581 --> 01:15:21,213
This is it.

1623
01:15:21,215 --> 01:15:24,116
The end of the road
for Hank Chorrigan.

1624
01:15:27,721 --> 01:15:29,354
How does it feel to lose
for the last time,

1625
01:15:29,356 --> 01:15:30,923
loser?

1626
01:15:30,925 --> 01:15:32,791
Well, Biff, it's like
that feeling.

1627
01:15:32,793 --> 01:15:33,793
You know the one.

1628
01:15:35,229 --> 01:15:37,129
When you realize
the idiot losers

1629
01:15:37,131 --> 01:15:38,964
who build it and fix it...

1630
01:15:38,966 --> 01:15:40,232
Uhh...

1631
01:15:40,234 --> 01:15:42,602
Also know
exactly how to...

1632
01:15:44,805 --> 01:15:45,840
- break it.
- Huh?

1633
01:15:47,140 --> 01:15:49,008
Ohh!

1634
01:15:49,010 --> 01:15:50,076
Now let's go!

1635
01:15:50,078 --> 01:15:52,143
Corrigan!
Huh?

1636
01:15:53,213 --> 01:15:56,081
Uh-oh.

1637
01:16:01,088 --> 01:16:02,557
What was that?

1638
01:16:08,029 --> 01:16:10,028
Ohh!

1639
01:16:12,966 --> 01:16:13,902
Get ready.

1640
01:16:27,849 --> 01:16:30,249
Come on, you.
Let's finish this.

1641
01:16:30,251 --> 01:16:31,416
On!

1642
01:16:31,418 --> 01:16:32,852
Attach!

1643
01:16:32,854 --> 01:16:34,320
I said let's go!

1644
01:16:34,322 --> 01:16:35,388
What happened?

1645
01:16:35,390 --> 01:16:38,790
Oh! You're alive.

1646
01:16:38,792 --> 01:16:40,192
Tell me how it works.

1647
01:16:40,194 --> 01:16:41,760
Yeah, yeah, okay, okay.

1648
01:16:41,762 --> 01:16:43,129
Now!

1649
01:16:43,131 --> 01:16:46,766
Look, all you gotta do
is say the password.

1650
01:16:46,768 --> 01:16:48,867
- What password?
- Password correct.

1651
01:16:48,869 --> 01:16:52,772
Huh? Oh.
Oh, this is good.

1652
01:16:52,774 --> 01:16:54,305
Oh, tickles a bit.

1653
01:16:56,677 --> 01:16:57,876
It's a touch snug.

1654
01:16:57,878 --> 01:17:00,146
Oh. Oh, yes.

1655
01:17:00,148 --> 01:17:01,781
Oh, I can feel it.

1656
01:17:05,019 --> 01:17:06,785
It's all mine.
The power.

1657
01:17:06,787 --> 01:17:08,420
The power!

1658
01:17:14,295 --> 01:17:15,294
Lester?

1659
01:17:15,296 --> 01:17:17,798
- You!
- Blackout!

1660
01:17:19,367 --> 01:17:20,766
Oh, no.

1661
01:17:20,768 --> 01:17:22,768
Lester,
what have you done?

1662
01:17:25,806 --> 01:17:27,440
Brilliant!

1663
01:17:27,442 --> 01:17:30,241
Oh, this is gonna be
so much fun!

1664
01:17:30,243 --> 01:17:33,314
So, Hank, how should we
end you? Hm?

1665
01:17:35,082 --> 01:17:37,817
Ooh, yes. How about that?
Barbecue.

1666
01:17:37,819 --> 01:17:40,052
No.

1667
01:17:40,054 --> 01:17:43,054
What else can this baby do?

1668
01:17:43,056 --> 01:17:44,190
Ha! Smoked!

1669
01:17:46,828 --> 01:17:49,327
Frostbite!

1670
01:17:49,329 --> 01:17:51,097
Confettied?

1671
01:17:51,099 --> 01:17:53,065
Oh, that's a terrible idea.
Who put that in there?

1672
01:17:53,067 --> 01:17:54,834
Why aim so small, sir?

1673
01:17:54,836 --> 01:17:57,469
- Huh?
- Meddling henchmen like these two

1674
01:17:57,471 --> 01:17:59,804
deserve something
a little more...

1675
01:17:59,806 --> 01:18:01,473
diabolical.

1676
01:18:01,475 --> 01:18:04,977
Kid. What are you...

1677
01:18:04,979 --> 01:18:08,848
Oh! Have you met my new...
apprentice?

1678
01:18:08,850 --> 01:18:10,816
Lester...

1679
01:18:10,818 --> 01:18:12,384
Save it, Chorrigan.

1680
01:18:12,386 --> 01:18:14,419
I finally know what
I'm supposed to do,

1681
01:18:14,421 --> 01:18:15,955
and who I'm meant to be,

1682
01:18:15,957 --> 01:18:17,490
no thanks to you.

1683
01:18:18,993 --> 01:18:21,093
I am a supervillain.

1684
01:18:21,095 --> 01:18:23,963
I am The Orphan!

1685
01:18:23,965 --> 01:18:26,264
I just needed
the right mentor

1686
01:18:26,266 --> 01:18:27,299
to teach me.

1687
01:18:27,301 --> 01:18:28,901
That's very good.

1688
01:18:28,903 --> 01:18:31,370
The is the Baron Blackout,

1689
01:18:31,372 --> 01:18:33,973
the world's greatest
criminal mastermind.

1690
01:18:33,975 --> 01:18:36,275
He answers to nobody.

1691
01:18:36,277 --> 01:18:38,843
He commands
a giant warship.

1692
01:18:38,845 --> 01:18:42,013
He turns entire cities
into mindless minions.

1693
01:18:42,015 --> 01:18:44,916
Oh, yes.
I am spectacular.

1694
01:18:44,918 --> 01:18:46,451
Yeah.
Keep talking.

1695
01:18:46,453 --> 01:18:48,454
In "Friendly
Force Five," issue 80,

1696
01:18:48,456 --> 01:18:51,523
he stole
the Diamond of Destiny!

1697
01:18:51,525 --> 01:18:53,259
Oh, yes.
That was a good one.

1698
01:18:53,261 --> 01:18:54,794
Ah, I remember that well.

1699
01:18:54,796 --> 01:18:56,995
Or in "Moonbeam,"
issue 42,

1700
01:18:56,997 --> 01:18:59,433
when he sunk
the unsinkable island!

1701
01:19:01,135 --> 01:19:03,035
The power.

1702
01:19:03,037 --> 01:19:05,571
Mine at last.
I feel the power!

1703
01:19:05,573 --> 01:19:07,873
Or who could forget
"Earth Dude," 422,

1704
01:19:07,875 --> 01:19:11,309
when he flattened
the Forest of Fortitude!

1705
01:19:20,921 --> 01:19:23,888
No.

1706
01:19:25,292 --> 01:19:27,026
And what have you done,
Hank?

1707
01:19:27,028 --> 01:19:29,928
Who are you compared to
the great Baron Blackout?

1708
01:19:29,930 --> 01:19:31,429
Lester.

1709
01:19:35,036 --> 01:19:38,070
Why, with his mind
and that suit...

1710
01:19:38,072 --> 01:19:40,104
anything is possible.

1711
01:19:40,106 --> 01:19:42,340
What?

1712
01:19:42,342 --> 01:19:44,442
Well, almost anything.

1713
01:19:45,846 --> 01:19:47,178
Yes, that's the...

1714
01:19:47,180 --> 01:19:49,180
What? Come again?

1715
01:19:49,182 --> 01:19:50,950
Uh, you know what?
I just remembered.

1716
01:19:50,952 --> 01:19:53,184
The Diamond of Destiny
was a dud, wasn't it?

1717
01:19:53,186 --> 01:19:54,586
What? No! Never!

1718
01:19:54,588 --> 01:19:56,321
Ahh! Ohh!

1719
01:19:56,323 --> 01:19:58,490
And that island.

1720
01:19:58,492 --> 01:20:00,491
I just remembered
it resurfaced.

1721
01:20:00,493 --> 01:20:03,062
Yeah, pretty sure Blackout
ended up being chased off

1722
01:20:03,064 --> 01:20:05,330
by a flock of
adorable hummingbirds.

1723
01:20:05,332 --> 01:20:07,398
Ahh!
They were vicious!

1724
01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:09,934
And didn't the Forest
of Fortitude grow back?

1725
01:20:09,936 --> 01:20:11,269
- Ahh!
- Yeah, actually,

1726
01:20:11,271 --> 01:20:13,071
I remember the last frame
of the comic.

1727
01:20:13,073 --> 01:20:14,607
It was Baron here

1728
01:20:14,609 --> 01:20:17,942
gettin' licked by a harmless
little tree frog.

1729
01:20:17,944 --> 01:20:19,477
Ugh! It was... Ahh!

1730
01:20:19,479 --> 01:20:20,979
Poisonous!

1731
01:20:20,981 --> 01:20:23,214
You see, Baron,
that's the problem.

1732
01:20:23,216 --> 01:20:24,616
Ow! Ohh! Ahh!

1733
01:20:24,618 --> 01:20:26,151
You're a bad guy.

1734
01:20:27,387 --> 01:20:28,620
And bad guys...

1735
01:20:28,622 --> 01:20:31,490
always lose.

1736
01:20:31,492 --> 01:20:32,657
What?!

1737
01:20:41,002 --> 01:20:42,170
Whoa!

1738
01:20:46,974 --> 01:20:48,641
Whoa!

1739
01:20:48,643 --> 01:20:50,108
Oh!

1740
01:20:55,181 --> 01:20:57,385
I will... not be bested...

1741
01:20:59,052 --> 01:21:02,254
by a bunch of useless...

1742
01:21:02,256 --> 01:21:05,193
henchmen!

1743
01:21:14,601 --> 01:21:17,201
Was that good or bad?

1744
01:21:17,203 --> 01:21:19,073
<i>Da!</i>

1745
01:21:26,079 --> 01:21:28,446
Hey, guys.

1746
01:21:28,448 --> 01:21:30,581
- Lester!
- What took you so long?

1747
01:21:30,583 --> 01:21:33,585
Well, we just had
a little cleaning up to do.

1748
01:21:33,587 --> 01:21:36,021
Spoken like
a true henchman.

1749
01:21:36,023 --> 01:21:37,589
Welcome to the crew.

1750
01:21:37,591 --> 01:21:40,491
Hey, Lester.

1751
01:21:40,493 --> 01:21:41,693
Thanks.

1752
01:21:41,695 --> 01:21:43,497
You got it, boss.

1753
01:21:45,565 --> 01:21:46,568
Ah, come here.

1754
01:21:52,340 --> 01:21:53,571
Aww.

1755
01:21:53,573 --> 01:21:55,708
Isn't this just too sweet?

1756
01:21:55,710 --> 01:21:57,977
I think I'm gonna cry.

1757
01:21:57,979 --> 01:21:59,711
How are you
still alive, dude?

1758
01:21:59,713 --> 01:22:02,214
'Cause Biff don't quit!
Ohh-oh. Ohh-oh.

1759
01:22:02,216 --> 01:22:05,584
Ohh-oh. Ohh-oh.

1760
01:22:07,188 --> 01:22:08,519
Oh, what's this?

1761
01:22:08,521 --> 01:22:10,755
Sending the girl in
to fight your battles,

1762
01:22:10,757 --> 01:22:12,590
huh, Chorrigan?

1763
01:22:12,592 --> 01:22:14,192
What you figure, honey?

1764
01:22:14,194 --> 01:22:16,394
You gonna come over here
and ask me out?

1765
01:22:16,396 --> 01:22:17,463
Ahh!

1766
01:22:17,465 --> 01:22:18,998
Oh!

1767
01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:21,733
Ooh! Oh! Ow!

1768
01:22:21,735 --> 01:22:22,671
<i>Da.</i>

1769
01:22:24,637 --> 01:22:27,505
<i>And that's how
it all began.</i>

1770
01:22:27,507 --> 01:22:30,675
<i>How a sad little orphan
without a friend in the world</i>

1771
01:22:30,677 --> 01:22:32,745
<i>became a member of
the greatest team</i>

1772
01:22:32,747 --> 01:22:34,481
<i>the world has never seen.</i>

1773
01:22:36,216 --> 01:22:38,517
<i>♪ Big wheels
keep on turnin' ♪</i>

1774
01:22:39,753 --> 01:22:41,219
Ohh...

1775
01:22:41,221 --> 01:22:43,789
<i>♪ Carry me home
to see my kin ♪</i>

1776
01:22:43,791 --> 01:22:45,023
<i>We take out the trash.</i>

1777
01:22:45,025 --> 01:22:46,625
Oh!

1778
01:22:46,627 --> 01:22:49,027
<i>♪ Singin' songs
about the southland ♪</i>

1779
01:22:49,029 --> 01:22:50,428
What?

1780
01:22:50,430 --> 01:22:51,763
<i>We clean up the mess.</i>

1781
01:22:54,502 --> 01:22:57,105
<i>And fix what's broken.</i>

1782
01:22:58,805 --> 01:23:01,773
<i>♪ Where the skies
are so blue ♪</i>

1783
01:23:01,775 --> 01:23:03,709
<i>Because
we're not superheroes.</i>

1784
01:23:03,711 --> 01:23:07,111
<i>♪ Sweet home Alabama ♪</i>

1785
01:23:07,113 --> 01:23:08,679
<i>And we're not
supervillains.</i>

1786
01:23:08,681 --> 01:23:12,384
<i>♪ Lord,
I'm comin' home to you ♪</i>

1787
01:23:12,386 --> 01:23:15,553
<i>We are a family.</i>

1788
01:23:15,555 --> 01:23:18,292
<i>A family of henchmen.</i>

1789
01:23:20,127 --> 01:23:21,727
Really?

1790
01:23:21,729 --> 01:23:26,397
<i>♪ Sweet home Alabama ♪</i>

1791
01:23:26,399 --> 01:23:31,135
<i>♪ Where the skies
are so blue ♪</i>

1792
01:23:31,137 --> 01:23:35,574
<i>♪ Sweet home Alabama ♪</i>

1793
01:23:35,576 --> 01:23:39,710
<i>♪ Lord,
I'm comin' home to you ♪</i>

1794
01:23:49,289 --> 01:23:54,159
<i>♪ Sweet home Alabama ♪</i>

1795
01:23:54,161 --> 01:23:58,330
<i>♪ Where the skies
are so blue ♪</i>

1796
01:23:58,332 --> 01:24:03,501
<i>♪ Sweet home Alabama ♪</i>

1797
01:24:03,503 --> 01:24:07,705
<i>♪ Lord,
I'm comin' home to you ♪</i>

1798
01:28:32,474 --> 01:28:37,474
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