me:i should probably shower i havent in a while and I feel gross
executive dysfunction:no
me:well i should make some food then, we're out of leftovers and instant meals
executive dysfunction:no
me:can i at least clean up a bit around here? it's so messy and gross
executive dysfunction:no
me:ok what can I do
executive dysfunction:you can lie on the couch and feel like lazy garbage
me:
executive dysfunction:here i'll help u