Dimension Hop 8-chatlog

>>The following chat has had its lines reduced to only those containing the conversation between Anonymous and Lyra.

>>LYRA:Hi! I'm Lyra Heartstrings!
>>ANON:Hello Lyra.
>>LYRA:So what is this site? I've never found it on the p0nynet before.
>>ANON:Well this is just a chat room. Just a place where a bunch of us people get on and talk to each other.
>>LYRA:People? You couldn't mean...like humans?
>>ANON:Yyyyessss? Why wouldn't it be humans? We're kind of all that's out there.
>>LYRA:No you aren't, silly! Well, in case you didn't know, I'm a unicorn!
>>ANON:A unicorn. Really. Well I'm the queen of France.
>>LYRA: Nice to meet you miss. But don't you mean the Princess of Prance?
>>ANON:What.
>>LYRA:Prance, a country to the East of Equestria. They speak fancy, parley vou and stuff.
>>ANON:That sounds...annoyingly close to France. So your world is all unicorns, huh. How is it you can type?
>>LYRA:Well, we're ponies, actually. I'm a unicorn. I use my unicorn magic to press the keys. There are Alicorns like the princesses Celestia and Luna, earth ponies like my friend Bon Bon, unicorns like myself, and pegasi like Ditzy Doo!
>>ANON:...right.

>>ANON:So are all your names a little out there, or what. No offense, your name is normal. I can't imagine anyone with the first name Ditzy, or the last name of Doo. Nevermind someone who's first and last names are the same word.
>>LYRA: That is a little rude, yes, but these are the names our parents choose for us. I'm confused on the topic of last names.
>>ANON:A last name is what signifies who your family is. If my last name was Scotch, it would be because my parent's last name was Scotch.
>>LYRA:IS your name Scotch?
>>ANON:No. My name is Anonymous. It was a popular thing to name your kids weird nouns when I was born.
>>LYRA:What does naming goats have to do with anything?
>>ANON:Uhggggg...I'm not a goat. I'm a human. And male, not the princess of prose or whatever.
>>LYRA:Neat! I am female!
>>ANON:I guessed that.

>>ANON:Lyra, you there?
>>LYRA:Yeah, just tired today. I've been on here for houurrrsss! It's so neat to finally talk to humans! You're considered mythological where I come from.
>>ANON:Funny, the opposite is true here, pegasi and unicorns are myths.
>>LYRA: Well it seems ourt worlds have some things in common. Hey, have you met Sherm?
>>ANON:Yeah, he's been in here for a while, cool guy. Who hasn't?
>>LYRA:Squeee! He is just so cool! He's brave and eager to make friends! I'm his friend now too!
>>SHRM:Awwww stop it, you're making me blush!
>>ANON:So am I your friend?
>>BNBN:LYRA HEARSTRINGS! Do I have to come over there and MAKE you come back home?
>>LYRA:uhoh gottago bye.
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>>SHRM:Wow. I guess she found her.
>>ANON:Who found her? Wasn't BonBon her friend?
>>SHRM:Yeah, but Lyra's been avoiding her to stay on these chats all the time.
>>ANON:How come I'm last to know about these things?
>>SHRM: *Shrugs*

>>ANON:So how exactly is it that you got to be Lyra's friend?
>>SHRM:Well I just talked to her. Not much to it.
>>ANON:Did she tell you where she was from?
>>SHRM:Yeah, Equestria. It's where I'm from too. Well, from recently. Lately, I haven't been there.
>>ANON:Equestria huh. I has an plan.

>>ANON:Hey Lyra! I have good news today!
>>SHRM:I'll take a message.
>>ANON:What? She didn't get on today either?
>>SHRM:Oh she was on, she gets on at different times. I think. I don't have a watch down here.
>>ANON:Well shoot. I wanted to tell her I could go to her Equestria.
>>SHRM:You can control your travel? Neat. Kind of like Darkie can I guess? Teleport?
>>ANON:Yeah, sort of. I built them myself so I could leave Earth.
>>SHRM:Well I'll tell Lyra you're looking for her. Just try to get on at different times of the day.
>>ANON:Thanks Sherm, you're a pal.

>>LYRA:Haha, well it's no problem, really!
>>ANON:Hey Lyra!
>>LYRA:Oh, hello Anon. I haven't seen you in a while!
>>ANON:Not for lack of trying. But anyway, what would you say if, theoretically, I came to your world?
>>LYRA: *GASP*! That would be soooo neat! Sherm was saying he would come too of he could!
>>ANON:...
>>LYRA:Well I'd love to meet you humans in real life.
>>ANON:Hey Lyra. About that hypothetical...
>>LYRA: ?
>>ANON: It's a promise. I'll visit you.
>>LYRA:Oh, that's cool! I'll make sure you and I can hang out and stuff!
>>ANON:Lyra, am I your friend?
>>LYRA:Of course you are! All of you in the chat are my friends by now...except for Miro. But that's just because he hasn't warmed up to the idea yet!
>>ANON:Cool. Well I stayed up till 5 in the morning to tell you that, so good night, Lyra. See you later.
>>LYRA:Ok! Bye!

>>LYRA:Yeah well, that's the way it goes right?
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LYRA has logged off.
>>ANON:What the?
>>SHRM:You have the WORST possible timing! I tried to keep her on as long as possible.
>>ANON:Of course.
>>MIRO:Sucks to be you, eh faggot?
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>And that was the last time you saw her online.
>It had been a little over a week since you lost contact with her, and decided to just try at the random dimensions until, you found the right one.
>With a sigh, you readjust your pillows.
>Looking over the chat logs hadn't made you feel any better.
"At least now that I'm not gallivanting around the multiverse I have a chance to see her again...right?"