gnollboy

[This will require nervous giggling. I don’t care if it’s your own or if you got it from a nature documentary, just lots of nervous giggling]

You are… wow.

	You’re very strong for a human.

	I didn’t even know humans could be that strong.

	… sorry, I know you said my breath smelled bad the other night, so, uh, I’ve been… I drank some water, & I chewed on some mint.

	… I thought I could keep you company.

	I made you dinner! If you’d like some, i mean. If you wouldn’t, I’m sure we could, uh… we could save it.

	Why am I talking to you?

	Oh.

	Well, uh, you mentioned that you’re single, since you found your fiance cheating on you… sorry about that. So, uh,I thought I’d bring you some food, & maybe I could keep you company?

	… I even seasoned it.

	I don’t get how you can stand to eat meat with all of that stuff on it, but hey, it’s your food, not mine, so… who am I to complain?

	Why am I being so nice?

	Well, you looked sad, & I’ve been sad, & I don’t like being sad… yeah, sorry.

	… typical male, I know. Too emotional….

	Oh, right, it’s the opposite for you guys, right? Humans don’t really know the order of things, & your males are all freakishly big.

	No, I’m pretty much the runt of my litter. I mean, my parents loved me, obviously, I’m not dead but I’m still pretty obviously, uh… small.

	Why’d I leave my tribe?

	… it’s a long story that I’d honestly rather not go into.

	Oh!

	Oh, no, please don’t cry, it’s okay….

[nervous giggling]

	No, sh, sh, how about, uh… how about… well, uh, I can… would you like a hug?

	Yeah, gnolls hug!

	We’re a little more… rowdy with our affection, but we can still be affectionate!

	Yeah, I’ll give you a nice hug.

[hugging noises]

	Oh… oh, you’re… you’re crying.

	I’m sorry… sh… it’s okay.

	He’s a jerk.

	I can ask my sister’s to go storm his house & make it look like an accident?

	No?


	Okay….

	Well… may his guts be eaten by wild dogs.

	What’s poking you?

	… sorry. I’m, uh… I know you guys don’t work like we do.

	What do I mean?

	Well, uh, when you’re bossing me around like that… it reminds me how lowly I am, as a male, &, uh, for us, the way we show we’re… below someone, socially, it shows that we’re… we have… you know, if you’re… if you’ve got proof of your… excitement,  it means that you’re able to be taken advantage of, & if you can be taken advantage of, it means you’re weak, so… you know.

	Or not, I guess.

	But… i know humans feel weird about that stuff. You don’t work like that, which is fine, you know, cultural stuff is different, but… it’s still… you know, a little weird.

	How do you guys do the… you know, the whole deciding who’s at the top?

	No, like… like… urgh,this is complicated to explain to someone who doesn’t get it.

	You know, status. Where you are on the… status scale?

	Yeah, if you’re more submissive, you’re lower down. Or maybe you’re submissive because you’re low.

	I don’t know - I didn’t think of it much growing up, since, you know, I grew up with it, & when you grow up with a thing it’s the normal thing. But, uh, you’re… you’re relatively high status, as the paladin of our party, & I thought… I thought I’d cheer you up.

	Maybe offer you some… comfort. Hence the food.

	Oh.

	You’re not hungry?

	Well, uh, is there anything else you’d like?

	… WHAT?

	You want to… I mean, with me?

	I’ve never done that kind of thing with a human before. But… um… if you… if you want it… sure.

	I’ll just… get on my knees, & you can unfasten your pants… why are you looking at me like that?

	Is this not what you meant?

	Oh, my teeth?

	Don’t worry - I can be careful.

	Yeah, I’ll… I’ll make you feel good.

	I’ll suck you.

	.You must be REALLY hgh status, if you’re not even a little hard from this.

	Wow.

	I’ve never… I’ve never serviced someone this high status….

	Oh.

	Are you… where’s your…?

	You know.

	Why are you looking at me like this?

	… you mean you don’t have one?

	Well, what do you have babies out of? How do you mate?

	Oh.

	It just… goes in.

	That sounds easy. But how do you keep males from, you know….

	Oh, no, I’m sorry, let me… let me make it up to you, I’ll, uh, I’ll… just tell me what you want me to do, & I’ll do it.

	Mmm… you want me to lick you?

	Okay.

	Just.. . where?

	Okay, there?

	Okay….

	[licking/slurping noises - cunnilingus with a very long tongue]

	Mmm… you taste… you taste good.

	It’s a lot different from what I’m used to.

	I don’t… usually, you know, there’s something for me to wrap my whole mouth around. This is a lot different. It’s nice. And you’ve got… you know, fur here,  like we do.

	… oh, it’s hair. Right.

	Sorry.

	I can hold on to your hips?

	Oh, thank you!

	Yes, I’m going to… mmm….

	[more licking/slurping sounds]

	You’re so wet… & your skin is so smooth, it feels so good… I like how you sound when I lick you right on this little spot… is this where your cock would be, if you were a gnoll?

	Yeah - it’s kinda… complicated, how we work, but… mmm….

	[more wet slurping licking noises]

	You’re so… fuck… you’re so wet… is this how it works, for you?

	It’s so WEIRD, but I like it… I really like it… mmm… I want to put my tongue deeper inside of you….

	[sucking/slurping/wet noises - you’ve got your tongue all the way inside of her]

	Mmm… mmm….

	You want me to suck on you over… here?

	Okay.

	Yeah, I’ll be careful with my teeth, don’t worry.

	I’ll… mmm… yeah, I’ll keep doing that, you’re shaking so hard, yes, just like that….

	[keep licking/sucking until she cums]

	Mmm… fuck… yes… I still… you’re all I can smell.

	… yeah, I’m hard. Of course I’m hard. You’re so much… stronger than me, you’re so much bigger than me, you’re so much higher status than I am….

	Yeah, I’ll… I’ll show it to you… let me just… lean back, like that, &... mmm….

	Yah, it’s… it’s got barbs. That’s how we work. It’s so we can get into a female, since… you know, it’d be hard to stay in otherwise.

	Oh!

	Oh, your hand is so… small, but it’s calloused, & it’s hairless, & you’re just...  mm… running your hand up & down it… oh….

	Yeah… it’s… oh, god, I’m already leaking, & you’re… you’re pushing my shirt up, & you’re rubbing my belly with your other hand, &... oh, that’s nice, it’s… niiiiiice….

	You want me to buck my hips? You want me to… you want me to fuck your fist?

	Okay.

	Okay, I’ll fuck your fist like this for you, I’ll do it, fuck, yes, please… I’ll keep… I’ll keep doing that, yes, yes, oh god…

	[ad lib hand job/tummy rub noises here]

	Fuck, yes, please, please, please, I’m so… I’m so close. Yes, I’m just… I’m just low status, but thank you for giving me pleasure, thank you for making me feel good, thank you so much! Thank you… thank you, fuck… yes… I’m… I’m gonna cum, it feels so good….

	[orgasm noises]

	Oh… oh, I made… a mess.

	You want me to lick it off of your fingers?

	Of… of course. Yes.

	[licking/slurping noises]

	I’m sorry… I’m sorry for, you know, all of… all of this. I’m sorry about your fiance.

	He’s a jerk.

	[surprised noise]

	Oh!

	Is that… is that kissing?

	Thank you for it. I… I’ll keep you company now, if you’d like.

	Oh - you’re hungry now?

	That’s good.

	You should eat - keep up your strength.

	Oh - you want me to eat too?

	But we're different status - oh.

	Okay.

	If you uh, if you insist!