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- Sudden Death - Ozzman Lyrics
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- You can come and see my band, as I command
- Heavy metal rhythms from a middle aged man
- Smack my doggies when they crap on the rug
- But then I feel bad because I love that pug
- For years I've peddled, hard rock metal
- Got a dozen lawsuits but I'm hoping to settle
- I go on tour, the fans want more
- I love to throw things at the people next door
- I got kids showing up at all hours of the night
- Can't stand it but I handle it and try to be polite
- Gettin' old before my time thanks to Kelly and Jack
- Arthritis in my knee and a crick in my back
- Now I'm back on the scene 'though some find it obscene
- I'll be rockin' like this till I rupture a spleen
- A lot of dummies get money in a sound-alike band
- But nothing there can compare to the true Ozzman
- I hold the record in Guinnes for bat heads finished
- I'm finding new ways to mutilate the Queen's English
- My son wears cammo, he wants live ammo
- I can't allow that or the house'll go kablammo
- I shave my stubble, I don't want trouble
- But the prince of friggin' darkness doesn't need no damn bubbles
- Like where I reside? I'll be your tour guide
- I bought it for a song I wrote about suicide
- The bad boy of rock, not to be mocked
- Move onto my block and you might get shocked
- We might seem weird but that's part of the drill
- We're sane compared to the rest of Beverly Hills
- Woah! Is that Ozzy?
- Uh, huh huh huh. Ozzy's an old fart
- (both laugh)
- Yeah, heh heh. Woah, chick it out. A mini-Ozzy
- Huh huh huh, yeah. He's a dork
- Yeah. Um. Hey Butthead. What's all that beeping?
- Uh, I dunno. Maybe there's a truck backing up or something
- Yeah, heh heh. The Ozzmobile! Hehehe
- (Batman theme) Du-nuh du-nuh du-nuh du-nuh
- Ddu-nuh du-nuh du-nuh du-nuh Ozzy!
- Du-nuh du-nuh du-nuh..
- Shut up, assmunch!
- Heh, hmm heh. Sorry 'bout that
- Beavis, check it out! A chick!
- Hm, cool! Uuuum. What's the matter with her hair?
- Uh huh huh. Come to Butthead
- (Both chant Iron Man riff.)
- Long hair I'm brushin', we have a discussion
- And they bleep half the show 'cause we can't stop cussin'
- I crunch a quarter note, I sacrifice a goat
- I watch the weather channel 'cause I can't work the remote
- MTV paid it, our show's the highest rated
- Anna Nicole is just way too sedated
- But sooner or later I'll need a translater
- Mumble like Schwartzenegger in Terminator
- Guitar chord ripper, Perrier sipper
- Walk around the house in my fuzzy bunny slippers
- Flesh like leather, worn and weathered
- Take the blame a lot myself, but we're all in this together
- My kids creations don't cause ovations
- They don't have talent, but they have agents
- Critics wanna diss, fans don't wanna miss
- A lot of networks got a show but it ain't like this
- Jack. Uh huh huh
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