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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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This is the one
you've been waiting for.

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The state's two most
dangerous hitters facing off

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in the one and only
Killerfornia Battle League.

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X-Trakt versus Behn Grym.

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And this ain't finna be no
Increase the Peace rap...

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they gon' talk about
shootin' the motherfucker,

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killin' a motherfucker

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and fuckin'
the motherfucker's bitch.

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This battle might just spike
the murder rate

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more than Reagan
inventing crack cocaine.

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So if you ain't with that,

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turn this shit off
and suck a dick!

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They like: "Yo, X-Trakt,
why you always talk about

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the thugs and the TECS,
the slugs and the Feds,

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the drugs and the checks
I give 'em a 360,

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shrug to the neck

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Like, this is battle rap,
motherfucker,

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what you expect?

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I don't care if he was lean
sipper or you sippin' at me

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look at my team
squeeze triggers,

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blow his guts out,
see if he got a clean liver.

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Boy, you look mad fake

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like them
high-frame-rate TV pictures.

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You think you Behn Grym,
I'll leave him stretched out,

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you Reed Richards!

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Fantastic Four when
I let the palm cock.

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When I let
The Thing go "pop pop,"

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you can tell that he
ain't a hard rock.

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Adam.

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Adam.

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What did that one mean?

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It's a superhero line.

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The other guy's
name is Behn Grym,

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which is The Thing's alter
ego from Fantastic Four.

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Reed Richards is the
leader of the group,

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the stretchy guy.

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Yeah, that part I got.

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What's the other meaning?.

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He was "letting go"
of a "thing."

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What's the thing?

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It's a gun.

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It's a gun metaphor.

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Probably just assume
everything is a gun metaphor.

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Mmm.

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And I'll kill anybody
on this artist stage.

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Y'all know my slogan:
get this trash outta here,

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IT'S GARBAGE DAY!!!

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What you gonna do, Grym?

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He just called you garbage,
what you gonna do?

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You said you got
the thing on you...

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where's it at?

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Is it there?

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Is it here?

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I guess they must call
your gun "Sue Storm,"

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'cause that bitch
just disappeared.

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So he should Do the
Right Thing and walk away

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before I beat him to death.

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'Cause he gon' feel the
Hate in these punches,

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I'm Radio Raheem
with the left!

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This motherfucker go online
and Google "food porn",

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as it's known
to you... porn.

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You so fat when you tuck
a gun in your waist,

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you need to use
a fuckin' shoe horn.

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Uh-uh.

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I'm going take it past rap,
catch him not looking and

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drain the MAC fast.

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The way I Blind Sided
this fat nigga,

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Sandra Bullock
couldn't save his black ass!

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Yeah, that's right,
you used to be the shit,

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but lately X fell in tiers.

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It's the same as you
outgrowing your shirt sizes...

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we ain't seen X excel
(XXL) in years!

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Why does he keep
saying "X" so much?

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He's doing name flips.

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The guy's name is X-Trakt.

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Thus the "X" bars...

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"Bars?"

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It comes from
the music term.

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Like a bar of music.

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Except in battle rap it has
a specific connotation...

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a bar instead of a line.

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And the difference is?

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It's hard to explain...

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More wordplay?

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Most bars are based on
homophones...

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"X excel, XXL."

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Oh, so if
there's a homophobe,

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it's a bar.

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Homophone.

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And your baby moms
only with you

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to collect those checks, bro.

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He be givin' way more than
just hugs and kisses

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to the ex-ho X owe.

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Aight.

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You wifed up a slut who
gets piped down religiously

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like she some sorta Rasta.

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And you let her
raise your seed,

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what, you thought you
found a whoreto-culture.

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Your baby boy is born,
she gotcha,

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I know you wish you
woulda left that

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load in the Ho's mouth.

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How your name X-Trakt when
you don't know

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when to pull out???

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Now that is a BAR!

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Oh, okay, I get it.

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So the defining characteristic
of a "bar" is just how much

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gross misogyny you can
cram into one sentence.

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Don't worry,
it's all an act.

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I don't think
X-Trakt even has kids.

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It's all for the
sake of wordplay.

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Puns about hating women.

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Aww.

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Look, I don't know how
anybody can be a good person

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when they spend all of their
time thinking of horrible

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things to say about someone.

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Whoo.

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See, I just dug your grave

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so they can put your
fat-ass corpse into.

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It's so ironic... as
much as you lift a fork,

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now they gotta forklift YOU!

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This is my chance,
be right back.

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Uh, Behn?

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That was amazing.

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It was intense.

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Adam, we spoke on Twitter?

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Reporter, right?

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Academic, actually.

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Grad student.

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I'm working on
my Master's thesis.

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What're you doing?

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- It's an English MA program...
- I know what a thesis is.

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What are you doing it on?

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Oh... The varied
poetic functions of

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the N-word in battle rap.

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That shit was tight,
wolf, you killed him.

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That XOXO bar?

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Fire.

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Respect.

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Respect.

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Respect.

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Respect.

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Respect.

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I'm interested in how the
N-word can be used as

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an intensifier for both comedic
and intimidatory effect,

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or in some cases as a
rhythmic flourish to hit

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a particular flow.

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Yo, Grym!

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My girl wanna
suck your dick,

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and I don't even mind.

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Respect.

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I'm also interested in
the racial identity aspect.

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For example, how Puerto Ricans
and Dominicans use it

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to signify their
African ancestry.

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So you from New York?

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I'm at Berkeley
now, but yeah.

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How'd you know?

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Well you just mentioned
Puerto Ricans and Dominicans.

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If you were from Cali,
you would've said Mexicans.

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So Mexicans use
the N-word too?

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Well, it all depends,
you know.

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Definitely in the Bay, a'ight?

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Especially East Oakland,
you know,

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they be givin' all types of
people passes over there.

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You don't remember
a few years back,

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that white chick V-Nasty?

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Sure.

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She got some attention from
Kreayshawn when she had that

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one hit because they were
in the same crew, right?

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That was a battle rapper who
wrote that one hit for her.

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I'm good, man.

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Things gon' be
different in LA,

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especially with that gang shit.
No Mexicans going down there

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saying it without the hard "er."

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This is great, man.

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Thank you.

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Look, if you really
want a Nigga Pass,

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your best bet?

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Move back to New York.

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Claim you about a
quarter Spanish...

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Hmm...

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Maybe an eighth.

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Or I could just
move to East Oakland.

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You better off
claiming you Spanish.

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Why would you...
I'm not trying to get a pass.

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Any time a white boy
acts who can say "nigga,"

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it's because he
really wanna say "nigga."

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It's just the
subject of my thesis.

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So you want to
write "nigga."

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Oh shit,
Behn fucking Grym!

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Nigga, you gotta
do a shot with me.

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Respect.

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Respect!

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This is definitely a...

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crash course.

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What, he's my
favorite battle rapper!

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Why you talking to me, hmm?

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There's plenty other
N-words you could be

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asking about N-words.

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I guess it just made
sense to start

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with my favorite writer.

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Your structure
is crazy, man.

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The way that
most battlers write,

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they do the wordplay
but the lines

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don't connect with each other.

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But with your stuff, the
setup and the punch line

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all flows together, conceptually
and then all ties back into

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a larger theme or idea.

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It's like a master essay.

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So you read essays
all day about

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letting the chopper spray?

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Respect.

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Next question.

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There you are.

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I've been looking forever.

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What's a "jump off"?

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Sorry.

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This is my girlfriend Maya.

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Maya, this is...

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Behn Grym.

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Hey.

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I am really glad that I get
to talk to you about this.

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I mean, I was super
surprised at the end

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by your battle there...

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Maya, I don't think that this
is really a good time...

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...they didn't announce
a winner or anything!

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I mean, what's up with that?

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Oh, that.

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Judged battles aren't
really a thing anymore.

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You gotta blame your
own coast for that.

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Buncha
delusional just-can't-

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admit-when-they-lost
motherfuckers.

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New York hasn't lost a
rap battle in 10 years.

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I clearly won, though.

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Oakland, is y'all in here??

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If you got any drugs left,
you need to let them shits

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circulate through
your system right now,

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'cause this next match finna
be on some unprecedented

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seismic event
type shit, ya dig!

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Rapper on my left,
state your name, playa.

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And it's ya boy Big Zee.

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Shout out to Oakland,
the whole 510. Let's get it.

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And the rapper to my right
needs no introduction,

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but I'm gonna let him
talk his shit anyway...

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MEGATON, BIIIIIIITCH!!!

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Is that guy...

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stable?

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A criminal jury
may one day

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have to rule on that question.

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I'm the only reason these
people here know what your

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name is, but you gon' be
like Kim K after we tape this

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and I'm gonna
be like Ray J,

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since I'm the dickhead
that's making you famous.

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As far as these fans,
I told y'all from before,

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I'm the one that
opened up this door,

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yeah, I showed
you my support.

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00:09:31,169 --> 00:09:33,535
So now I'm like Khloe when
she goin' through divorce,

258
00:09:33,537 --> 00:09:34,904
'Cause I can leave
the ring now

259
00:09:34,906 --> 00:09:37,473
since I don't
owe-them anymore.

260
00:09:37,475 --> 00:09:41,044
Man, black chicks love me, they
think I'm an awesome person,

261
00:09:41,046 --> 00:09:42,444
and they
always flirtin',

262
00:09:42,446 --> 00:09:44,747
you can tell this chick here
probably wants some Persian,

263
00:09:44,749 --> 00:09:46,817
As soon as I walked in
and took off my turban,

264
00:09:46,819 --> 00:09:50,621
She got on the floor
and she started twerkin'.

265
00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:52,021
Fuck your life,
fuck your wife,

266
00:09:52,023 --> 00:09:53,490
fuck your whole
entire existence,

267
00:09:53,492 --> 00:09:56,760
Man, if I seen Bill Cosby slip
your wife a pill in her drink

268
00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:58,494
and I was
the only eyewitness,

269
00:09:58,496 --> 00:10:01,297
I would mind
my own business.

270
00:10:01,299 --> 00:10:02,866
Yeah, Yeah.

271
00:10:02,868 --> 00:10:05,269
Me and you, man,
we ain't the same,

272
00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,602
you nothing but
a fake character,

273
00:10:06,604 --> 00:10:08,572
Man, we ain't from
the same caliber,

274
00:10:08,574 --> 00:10:10,274
Give me space, man,
step back,

275
00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:13,476
this fist is a face damager,
Give me distance and space

276
00:10:13,478 --> 00:10:16,478
or I'll leave your face with
Stitches like Game's manager

277
00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:17,679
Yo, get outta my face.

278
00:10:17,681 --> 00:10:19,783
Well, that's all
for this event.

279
00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,116
What do you mean?

280
00:10:21,118 --> 00:10:24,053
- There's two more after...
- Get outta my FUCKIN' face!

281
00:10:24,055 --> 00:10:25,156
Jesus!

282
00:10:26,691 --> 00:10:28,426
That's what I mean.

283
00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:36,265
Damn, Mega really suckered
dude, bruh.

284
00:10:36,267 --> 00:10:37,333
Ain't no sucker.

285
00:10:37,335 --> 00:10:38,268
He warned him twice.

286
00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:40,470
What he supposed to do,
narrate it on some

287
00:10:40,472 --> 00:10:42,138
"March of the Penguins" shit?

288
00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:43,506
Well, we should
probably take off.

289
00:10:43,508 --> 00:10:47,276
Thanks again
for everything.

290
00:10:47,278 --> 00:10:49,379
Make sure you send me
that draft when you done.

291
00:10:49,381 --> 00:10:51,780
Make sure you don't say
nothing wild out of pocket.

292
00:10:51,782 --> 00:10:52,348
Yeah.

293
00:10:52,350 --> 00:10:53,049
Of course.

294
00:10:53,051 --> 00:10:53,616
Bye!

295
00:10:53,618 --> 00:10:54,784
You definitely won that.

296
00:10:54,786 --> 00:10:57,189
I said YO!

297
00:10:58,824 --> 00:11:00,823
It's Billy Pistolz, man.

298
00:11:00,825 --> 00:11:02,893
Let me talk to you
for a quick second.

299
00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:06,395
So I just saw you on the stage,
but I wanna know

300
00:11:06,397 --> 00:11:08,231
if you rep that
REAL hip-hop shit,

301
00:11:08,233 --> 00:11:09,631
know what I'm talkin' bout.

302
00:11:09,633 --> 00:11:12,235
So what's good with you and
me getting it in right now?

303
00:11:12,237 --> 00:11:17,540
If you really real,
I'm ready to battle right NOW.

304
00:11:17,542 --> 00:11:18,408
Right now.

305
00:11:18,410 --> 00:11:19,775
Look, man,
I just finished a battle...

306
00:11:19,777 --> 00:11:21,010
I don't need a stage,

307
00:11:21,012 --> 00:11:23,178
we can do this shit
the street way,

308
00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:26,915
Shoot at his ride, it's like
a helicopter accident

309
00:11:26,917 --> 00:11:31,587
how I got this chopper
on the freeway /

310
00:11:31,589 --> 00:11:34,789
Shells as big as coconuts,

311
00:11:34,791 --> 00:11:36,927
that's what I'm sendin' him /

312
00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:38,294
And your girl?

313
00:11:38,296 --> 00:11:39,929
I won't skip-her,

314
00:11:39,931 --> 00:11:44,002
but after I'm done
with you, I'ma kill-again.

315
00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:50,307
Did you just try to make "kill
again" sound like "Gilligan"?

316
00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:53,677
Man, niggas out here dropping
Gilligan's Island bars, bruh.

317
00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:57,579
Man, that whole squad
on that real shit,

318
00:11:57,581 --> 00:11:59,281
only God can judge us /

319
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:01,684
When we servin'
it's like a hot plate,

320
00:12:01,686 --> 00:12:04,787
- I warn you not to touch us...
- Alright, alright,

321
00:12:04,789 --> 00:12:05,954
alright.

322
00:12:05,956 --> 00:12:08,725
I'ma let one of the
lil' homies handle this.

323
00:12:08,727 --> 00:12:11,030
How about my
young white boy here?

324
00:12:11,463 --> 00:12:12,397
He's a killer.

325
00:12:17,199 --> 00:12:17,600
Actually, I don't rap.

326
00:12:17,602 --> 00:12:18,702
So what's good, then?

327
00:12:18,704 --> 00:12:21,670
You heard what I spit,
do you really think you can

328
00:12:21,672 --> 00:12:23,372
fuck with Billy Pistolz, man?

329
00:12:23,374 --> 00:12:27,077
If that's the case,
then spit your shit!

330
00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:30,149
SPIT. YOUR. SHIT.

331
00:12:31,416 --> 00:12:32,715
Okay.

332
00:12:41,893 --> 00:12:43,494
Sup?

333
00:12:53,104 --> 00:12:56,505
You're here trying
to battle Behn Grym,

334
00:12:56,507 --> 00:13:00,976
'cause he's got the kind
of stardom you seek /

335
00:13:00,978 --> 00:13:02,912
But you'll never reach that bar,

336
00:13:02,914 --> 00:13:06,418
'cause all your bars
are a reach /

337
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:16,358
You clearly wish you had
a darker brown skin tone /

338
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:19,895
You're suffering from
"I-Wanna-BeDown" syndrome...

339
00:13:19,897 --> 00:13:21,731
And also Down's syndrome.

340
00:13:23,133 --> 00:13:24,967
You've been a dad since
you were still a teen,

341
00:13:24,969 --> 00:13:26,601
but it's not how
it really seems /

342
00:13:26,603 --> 00:13:28,069
That kid is not your son,

343
00:13:28,071 --> 00:13:30,273
he doesn't have
a single Billy gene

344
00:13:30,275 --> 00:13:32,976
You spit all this gun talk of
a violent mind at work /

345
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:34,343
But got nothing to
back it up with,

346
00:13:34,345 --> 00:13:37,416
that's a Miley Cyrus twerk!

347
00:13:39,017 --> 00:13:42,718
Miley Cyrus just
bodied Gilligan's Island!

348
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:44,587
Pistolz!

349
00:13:44,589 --> 00:13:46,021
Where you learn that shit?

350
00:13:46,023 --> 00:13:49,360
I do some
beat poetry sometimes.

351
00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:53,098
Fuck a thesis,
you got BARS!

352
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,112
Did that just happen?

353
00:14:11,114 --> 00:14:12,615
I can't believe
that just happened.

354
00:14:12,617 --> 00:14:13,548
It happened.

355
00:14:13,550 --> 00:14:14,884
Can you tell me if
my hand is still shaking?

356
00:14:14,886 --> 00:14:17,252
This was the
greatest day of my life.

357
00:14:17,254 --> 00:14:19,355
You didn't tell
me that you rap.

358
00:14:19,357 --> 00:14:20,090
I don't.

359
00:14:20,092 --> 00:14:21,290
Sometimes when
I watch battles,

360
00:14:21,292 --> 00:14:22,625
lines will just
pop in my head,

361
00:14:22,627 --> 00:14:23,860
but this time I just...

362
00:14:23,862 --> 00:14:25,294
said it.

363
00:14:25,296 --> 00:14:27,197
It's really not that different
from my poetry performances.

364
00:14:28,499 --> 00:14:31,402
Words are weapons.

365
00:14:33,405 --> 00:14:36,239
'Cause when the poets
take up their arms together,

366
00:14:36,241 --> 00:14:40,175
it's what the, it's what the
mindless troops fear

367
00:14:40,177 --> 00:14:42,879
Yeah, I thought we agreed
you weren't gonna do that.

368
00:14:42,881 --> 00:14:45,550
Sure, sure, we did.

369
00:14:46,917 --> 00:14:47,851
I destroyed
that guy, though.

370
00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:49,553
Don't you think?

371
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,620
You beat him.

372
00:14:50,622 --> 00:14:53,222
I mean, I have a few
notes that I would give you,

373
00:14:53,224 --> 00:14:54,289
here and there.

374
00:14:54,291 --> 00:14:55,158
It's so crazy
seeing people

375
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,558
react like that to poetry!

376
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,660
Writers like you and me,
we submit to journals hoping to

377
00:14:58,662 --> 00:15:00,630
get read by, what,
a hundred subscribers?

378
00:15:00,632 --> 00:15:03,066
What's a good turnout for
one of those slam poetry nights

379
00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:04,266
...a couple dozen at best?

380
00:15:04,268 --> 00:15:05,268
But then you have these guys

381
00:15:05,270 --> 00:15:06,268
who are doing
competitive poetry

382
00:15:06,270 --> 00:15:07,403
...which is what it really is

383
00:15:07,405 --> 00:15:08,972
...and they're
selling out venues.

384
00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:10,039
They're getting
tens of thousands,

385
00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:11,341
even millions of views
on YouTube

386
00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:12,641
and they're
getting paid for it!

387
00:15:12,643 --> 00:15:14,644
This, this is what's happening
in poetry right now.

388
00:15:14,646 --> 00:15:16,313
And instead we're
giving awards to middle-aged

389
00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:20,350
Canadian men publishing
postmodern Inuit fiction.

390
00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:22,784
Not that Qitsualik-Tinsley
isn't fantastic.

391
00:15:22,786 --> 00:15:24,621
Okay, so, what?

392
00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:26,889
You want the Swedish Academy
to start awarding

393
00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:28,957
a Nobel Prize for rap battles?

394
00:15:28,959 --> 00:15:30,327
Well...

395
00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:31,463
no.

396
00:15:33,998 --> 00:15:36,499
But what if I were
to do it for real?

397
00:15:36,501 --> 00:15:38,270
Like, battle and...

398
00:15:39,070 --> 00:15:42,472
Oh, you're serious.

399
00:15:42,474 --> 00:15:43,740
Babe.

400
00:15:43,742 --> 00:15:46,207
I mean, you don't exactly have
a "center stage" personality.

401
00:15:46,209 --> 00:15:47,776
Do you really want to
be another white guy

402
00:15:47,778 --> 00:15:50,279
shamelessly appropriating
African-American culture?

403
00:15:50,281 --> 00:15:52,881
I mean, we don't need
Macklemore, we need Mackle-less.

404
00:15:52,883 --> 00:15:54,284
Yeah.

405
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,584
I mean, you're not like that
other white guy back there.

406
00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:57,553
And that works
in your favor.

407
00:15:57,555 --> 00:15:59,688
I mean, you don't want
to be like those guys.

408
00:15:59,690 --> 00:16:00,890
Trust me.

409
00:16:00,892 --> 00:16:02,294
Yeah.

410
00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:04,026
Yeah.

411
00:16:04,028 --> 00:16:05,429
You're right.

412
00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:18,507
On page four twenty-three,
Dostoevsky has Maximov quote

413
00:16:18,509 --> 00:16:22,511
what he calls
a sarcastic epigram:

414
00:16:22,513 --> 00:16:24,712
You're Sappho,
I'm Phaon, agreed.

415
00:16:24,714 --> 00:16:26,481
But there's one thing still
troubling me:

416
00:16:26,483 --> 00:16:29,351
You don't know
your way to the sea.

417
00:16:29,353 --> 00:16:32,521
Now the poet Batyushkov
is referring to the popular

418
00:16:32,523 --> 00:16:36,792
legend that Sappho,
rejected by her lover Phaon,

419
00:16:36,794 --> 00:16:41,130
killed herself by jumping
from a seaside cliff.

420
00:16:42,767 --> 00:16:44,967
That's actually just
my second favorite

421
00:16:44,969 --> 00:16:46,635
poetic retort of all time.

422
00:16:46,637 --> 00:16:49,840
The first is of course
from LL Cool J,

423
00:16:50,908 --> 00:16:54,010
who was told by a rival rapper
that his tracks were

424
00:16:54,012 --> 00:16:56,444
too commercial
and that quote,

425
00:16:56,446 --> 00:16:59,649
99% of his fans
wear high heels,

426
00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:02,617
whereupon LL responded
with the immortal line:

427
00:17:02,619 --> 00:17:05,854
"Yeah, but 99% of his fans
don't exist."

428
00:17:07,959 --> 00:17:10,626
So let's see your Drakes
and your Nicki Minaj'es drop

429
00:17:10,628 --> 00:17:13,632
a philosophical paradox
to that complex.

430
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,767
Thanks, guys.

431
00:17:21,506 --> 00:17:23,104
Ladies, Seinfeld
is a seminal text,

432
00:17:23,106 --> 00:17:26,008
but for sheer Sartrean dread,
I mean, you can't beat Friends.

433
00:17:26,010 --> 00:17:28,343
Coffee shops and existentialism
just go together.

434
00:17:28,345 --> 00:17:29,445
Right?

435
00:17:29,447 --> 00:17:31,550
I'll see you ladies later.

436
00:17:34,018 --> 00:17:36,351
I was wondering if you had
a minute to talk about

437
00:17:36,353 --> 00:17:37,454
my thesis subject.

438
00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:38,821
What was it...
battle rap, right?

439
00:17:38,823 --> 00:17:39,721
Yeah.

440
00:17:39,723 --> 00:17:41,724
I thought you had
some great material.

441
00:17:41,726 --> 00:17:43,159
You know, I'm just
spitballing here,

442
00:17:43,161 --> 00:17:45,026
but maybe what you should do
is compare modern day rappers

443
00:17:45,028 --> 00:17:47,196
to Ancient Japanese samurai
and their poetic mastery

444
00:17:47,198 --> 00:17:49,131
of haiku and waka.

445
00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:51,132
Wait a minute,
sounds familiar,

446
00:17:51,134 --> 00:17:53,769
is it possible somebody wrote
that paper back in the '90s?

447
00:17:53,771 --> 00:17:55,271
Oh, yeah, that was me.

448
00:17:55,273 --> 00:17:56,405
I know.

449
00:17:56,407 --> 00:17:57,873
But if you look at
the scene going on now,

450
00:17:57,875 --> 00:18:00,008
I really think you'd see that
it's really quite different...

451
00:18:00,010 --> 00:18:05,715
Look, Adam, don't you want to
forge your own path here?

452
00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:07,316
"Who doesn't wish for their
own father's death"

453
00:18:07,318 --> 00:18:08,417
and all that.

454
00:18:08,419 --> 00:18:10,252
Look, be ORIGINAL.

455
00:18:10,254 --> 00:18:12,054
That's the whole point
of the humanities...

456
00:18:12,056 --> 00:18:15,224
you can make up whatever
bullshit you want as long as

457
00:18:15,226 --> 00:18:17,726
you're smart enough
to justify it.

458
00:18:17,728 --> 00:18:18,861
Write about...

459
00:18:18,863 --> 00:18:21,397
the rise of comic book movies
as the ultimate crisis

460
00:18:21,399 --> 00:18:22,998
in the American male psyche.

461
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,199
Actually, don't.

462
00:18:24,235 --> 00:18:26,634
That's good,
I'm keeping it.

463
00:18:26,636 --> 00:18:29,505
Sorry to have
wasted your time.

464
00:18:29,507 --> 00:18:32,440
Hey, Adam... you coming to
the house party tonight?

465
00:18:32,442 --> 00:18:34,209
As long as you wear a
shirt besides that one.

466
00:18:34,211 --> 00:18:35,378
Yeah.
Sure.

467
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:37,080
Hey, and call your mother.

468
00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:39,049
She worries
about you out here.

469
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,016
Sure thing, Dad.

470
00:18:41,018 --> 00:18:42,518
So he shut you
down entirely?

471
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,119
I don't know if I
would say "shut down."

472
00:18:44,121 --> 00:18:45,255
Really?

473
00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:46,288
Because it sounds
like he heard your idea,

474
00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:47,857
and took a giant shit
all over it,

475
00:18:47,859 --> 00:18:49,859
and then used that shit
to fertilize

476
00:18:49,861 --> 00:18:50,926
a garden growing organic,

477
00:18:50,928 --> 00:18:53,662
certified GMO-free
vegetables which he then ate

478
00:18:53,664 --> 00:18:56,399
and shit all over
your idea again.

479
00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:58,601
Okay, I'll say "shut down."

480
00:18:58,603 --> 00:19:01,103
I know it's intimidating
being the son of probably

481
00:19:01,105 --> 00:19:03,473
the most famous literary critic
in the country,

482
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:06,476
but you need to
stand up for yourself.

483
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,410
Yeah, you're right.

484
00:19:08,412 --> 00:19:10,179
Although, you should
change your thesis topic.

485
00:19:10,181 --> 00:19:11,648
Yeah, you're right.

486
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:14,417
I mean, respect your enthusiasm
for researching across

487
00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:16,686
cultural boundaries,
but think about the kind of

488
00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:18,653
culture you're validating.

489
00:19:18,655 --> 00:19:21,122
What if instead you were
to discover and advocate for

490
00:19:21,124 --> 00:19:25,361
the next Angelou or Baldwin,
or even, oh, the next Shakur.

491
00:19:25,363 --> 00:19:26,794
Ooh, like Tupac?

492
00:19:26,796 --> 00:19:27,862
Assata.

493
00:19:29,499 --> 00:19:32,435
Ooof. Can't campus security
do anything about that?

494
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:35,071
Not unless he's
causing a disturbance.

495
00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:36,971
The best part of full communism
is going to be

496
00:19:36,973 --> 00:19:41,112
when everyone has equal
access to hygiene products.

497
00:19:48,385 --> 00:19:50,486
So Mailer told me that
being a father was

498
00:19:50,488 --> 00:19:52,955
the most rewarding thing
in his life.

499
00:19:52,957 --> 00:19:55,957
And I told him, "You must
have never tried cocaine."

500
00:19:59,197 --> 00:20:01,130
...when you look at a diamond,
you might as well just see

501
00:20:01,132 --> 00:20:04,265
a sad little baby arm,
because that's what it cost.

502
00:20:04,267 --> 00:20:06,968
Adam, you must love
having your dad

503
00:20:06,970 --> 00:20:08,036
work at the university.

504
00:20:08,038 --> 00:20:09,772
Getting to come to
these swanky dinner parties?

505
00:20:09,774 --> 00:20:12,542
Rubbing shoulders
with the Berkeley elite?

506
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,009
It's amazing.

507
00:20:14,011 --> 00:20:15,410
"Love" is a strong word.

508
00:20:15,412 --> 00:20:17,080
As is "Dad."

509
00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:19,114
Bit of a different vibe
than that rap battle

510
00:20:19,116 --> 00:20:20,149
you guys went to, I bet.

511
00:20:20,151 --> 00:20:21,417
Oh, my God, Becky.

512
00:20:21,419 --> 00:20:23,852
You should have heard
the violence and misogyny

513
00:20:23,854 --> 00:20:25,487
that these people
were cheering for,

514
00:20:25,489 --> 00:20:26,855
you would have
been horrified.

515
00:20:26,857 --> 00:20:29,358
What's this I heard about you
battling someone, Adam?

516
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,793
Do tell.

517
00:20:30,795 --> 00:20:33,563
Ugh. This weird guy came up
to us in the parking lot after

518
00:20:33,565 --> 00:20:36,431
and out of nowhere,
he just starts rapping at us.

519
00:20:36,433 --> 00:20:38,735
And Adam
rapped back at him.

520
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,034
And I won!

521
00:20:40,036 --> 00:20:43,105
Just to not leave you
hanging on the outcome.

522
00:20:43,107 --> 00:20:44,506
That is so cool!

523
00:20:44,508 --> 00:20:45,874
I didn't even know
that you rapped!

524
00:20:45,876 --> 00:20:47,011
He doesn't.

525
00:20:47,444 --> 00:20:48,776
I don't.

526
00:20:48,778 --> 00:20:51,147
I just like coming up with
lines for people, for fun.

527
00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:52,415
Ooo, do me!

528
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,484
Like, what you would say to me
if we were battling right now?

529
00:20:55,486 --> 00:20:56,619
I don't think so.

530
00:20:56,621 --> 00:20:58,286
Do me!
You can say anything you want.

531
00:20:58,288 --> 00:21:00,525
- Do me!
- Yeah, do Becky!

532
00:21:01,325 --> 00:21:02,557
Sorry.

533
00:21:02,559 --> 00:21:04,562
There's just nothing to
insult about you guys.

534
00:21:05,462 --> 00:21:06,795
Oookay.

535
00:21:06,797 --> 00:21:08,997
You know, something that
I'll never understand

536
00:21:08,999 --> 00:21:13,201
about this rap stuff
is the "shoot this,

537
00:21:13,203 --> 00:21:18,640
shoot that, shoot the dog,
shoot the grandma."

538
00:21:18,642 --> 00:21:20,642
I just, I mean talk about
contributing to

539
00:21:20,644 --> 00:21:21,776
your own stereotypes.

540
00:21:21,778 --> 00:21:23,711
You're such
a pretentious prick

541
00:21:23,713 --> 00:21:25,448
you have peppermint
excrement /

542
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,749
You stay trolling
all-boy high schools,

543
00:21:27,751 --> 00:21:30,451
that's why you dress up
in this preppy shit"

544
00:21:30,453 --> 00:21:32,755
Jon! That is so racist.

545
00:21:32,757 --> 00:21:35,056
I mean, you can hardly
blame a marginalized group

546
00:21:35,058 --> 00:21:37,627
for their own internalized
white supremacy,

547
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:40,162
when society has been
actively enforcing it

548
00:21:40,164 --> 00:21:41,030
since its inception.

549
00:21:41,032 --> 00:21:43,533
Well actually,
THAT'S racist.

550
00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:46,067
You're positing a total
lack of self-determination

551
00:21:46,069 --> 00:21:47,069
on the minority's part.

552
00:21:47,071 --> 00:21:49,505
I've always seen
African-American rappers'

553
00:21:49,507 --> 00:21:51,674
hyperbole as self-aware.

554
00:21:51,676 --> 00:21:53,641
Like, we know this is what
white people think of us,

555
00:21:53,643 --> 00:21:55,111
so we're more than happy
to sell it back to you.

556
00:21:55,113 --> 00:21:57,447
"Those are such fucking
hipster glasses /

557
00:21:57,449 --> 00:22:01,783
When you wear them, real life
has an Instagram filter added"

558
00:22:01,785 --> 00:22:03,619
Ugh. So now you're just treating

559
00:22:03,621 --> 00:22:05,621
an entire racialized group
as a monolith.

560
00:22:05,623 --> 00:22:07,622
I mean, that is
WAY more racist.

561
00:22:07,624 --> 00:22:08,591
I can't be racist.

562
00:22:08,593 --> 00:22:09,691
I'm Asian.

563
00:22:09,693 --> 00:22:11,994
Asian people can
definitely be racist.

564
00:22:11,996 --> 00:22:15,031
Racism is the systemic
oppression of people of color.

565
00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:16,498
I'm a person of color.

566
00:22:16,500 --> 00:22:18,100
Ergo, not racist.

567
00:22:18,102 --> 00:22:21,769
"This guy is so hairless,
white and sterile /

568
00:22:21,771 --> 00:22:24,439
You look like a female model
from American Apparel"

569
00:22:24,441 --> 00:22:25,440
Oh, please.

570
00:22:25,442 --> 00:22:27,209
Asians are not
"people of color."

571
00:22:27,211 --> 00:22:28,444
You're more
like off-white.

572
00:22:28,446 --> 00:22:31,179
Okay, um, can we at least
all agree that

573
00:22:31,181 --> 00:22:32,314
THAT was racist?

574
00:22:32,316 --> 00:22:33,282
- Yes.
- Yes.

575
00:22:33,284 --> 00:22:34,751
I'm sorry.

576
00:22:34,753 --> 00:22:37,619
You know what. My inner
proud black woman says,

577
00:22:37,621 --> 00:22:40,592
"Fuck all you bitches."

578
00:22:41,793 --> 00:22:43,691
So wait... Robert can
literally claim to be

579
00:22:43,693 --> 00:22:47,632
a black woman, but you don't
think that that's racist?

580
00:22:50,735 --> 00:22:54,102
He's expressing the
well-known historic affinity

581
00:22:54,104 --> 00:22:56,871
between gay and
black culture, Adam.

582
00:22:56,873 --> 00:22:59,344
Don't be such
a fucking homophobe.

583
00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:25,066
- Hello?
- What it do, cuh?

584
00:23:25,068 --> 00:23:26,369
We out here tryna
book this next event,

585
00:23:26,371 --> 00:23:28,003
you feel me, and you know
I needed to holla

586
00:23:28,005 --> 00:23:32,307
at the Parking Lot Predator
AKA Blacktop Assassin AKA

587
00:23:32,309 --> 00:23:34,744
the Nerd Who Needs No Revenge
and see what's poppin' witchu.

588
00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:35,611
I think you have
the wrong number.

589
00:23:35,613 --> 00:23:36,477
Nah, G.

590
00:23:36,479 --> 00:23:37,846
This is Donnie Narco,

591
00:23:37,848 --> 00:23:39,415
head of the Killerfornia
Battle League's new talent

592
00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:42,317
recruitment and all types of
other legal shit.

593
00:23:42,319 --> 00:23:43,819
Is this a prank?

594
00:23:43,821 --> 00:23:45,787
Your exaggerated ebonics
is offensive.

595
00:23:45,789 --> 00:23:47,288
See, you a funny dude.

596
00:23:47,290 --> 00:23:49,091
The homie Behn Grym
said you committed

597
00:23:49,093 --> 00:23:51,361
some first-degree murder
outside the last event.

598
00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:54,796
Some get investigated
by a podcast type shit.

599
00:23:54,798 --> 00:23:57,100
Wait. You're actually
from KBL?

600
00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:57,999
Shut the front door!

601
00:23:58,001 --> 00:23:59,802
Adam, shut
the front door, please.

602
00:23:59,804 --> 00:24:02,204
So check it... we got
a tryout card comin' up

603
00:24:02,206 --> 00:24:03,238
in two weeks.

604
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,140
You got a spot if
you want it, man.

605
00:24:05,142 --> 00:24:07,141
Hey, Adam! Ey, man,
the service is nervous...

606
00:24:07,143 --> 00:24:08,977
The banana-kale ice cream
and the chicken-less nuggets

607
00:24:08,979 --> 00:24:10,345
- need to get in the freezer.
- I can't hear you big scrimp.

608
00:24:10,347 --> 00:24:11,413
Sorry, what did you say?

609
00:24:11,415 --> 00:24:12,782
I said, I'm late
to meet Becky...

610
00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:13,681
I said this is about to be
your BIG BREAK, homie...

611
00:24:13,683 --> 00:24:15,150
...and I could use your help.

612
00:24:15,152 --> 00:24:16,252
...your ass could show a little
acknowledgment of that fact.

613
00:24:16,254 --> 00:24:17,351
A little acknowledgment
would be Nice.

614
00:24:17,353 --> 00:24:18,286
Are you even
listening to me?

615
00:24:18,288 --> 00:24:19,388
Listen to me,
you an animal, homie.

616
00:24:19,390 --> 00:24:20,456
I love animals.

617
00:24:20,458 --> 00:24:21,790
Yeah, exactly!

618
00:24:21,792 --> 00:24:23,324
I mean, no senti had being
need live in its own filth

619
00:24:23,326 --> 00:24:25,159
on the way to being
barbarically slaughtered

620
00:24:25,161 --> 00:24:26,894
- just so that we can dose...
- Uh, hello?...

621
00:24:26,896 --> 00:24:28,264
...ourselves in growth hormones.

622
00:24:28,266 --> 00:24:29,899
And the least YOU could do
in order to fulfill...

623
00:24:29,901 --> 00:24:31,033
- YO, Adam!
- ...our commitment to

624
00:24:31,035 --> 00:24:32,700
animal justice
is put the groceries

625
00:24:32,702 --> 00:24:33,869
in the goddamn fridge.

626
00:24:33,871 --> 00:24:35,971
- I'll do it.
- A'ight, patnah, good looks.

627
00:24:35,973 --> 00:24:37,005
THANK you.

628
00:24:37,007 --> 00:24:38,840
We finna make this
a classic real for real.

629
00:24:38,842 --> 00:24:39,742
Ooo, What are you eating?

630
00:24:39,744 --> 00:24:41,276
This some bullshit. Hello?

631
00:24:41,278 --> 00:24:42,544
Aw, man, I knew
I shouldn't've called you

632
00:24:42,546 --> 00:24:43,512
on the trap phone.

633
00:24:43,514 --> 00:24:44,846
Mmmm...

634
00:24:44,848 --> 00:24:46,515
It is amazing what they
can do with tofu these days!

635
00:24:46,517 --> 00:24:47,850
Yo, ADAM!

636
00:24:47,852 --> 00:24:49,051
- Love you.
- I love you.

637
00:24:49,053 --> 00:24:50,619
Hey, look.
It's all love, G.

638
00:24:50,621 --> 00:24:51,954
So peep this.

639
00:24:51,956 --> 00:24:53,155
I'm gonna put you up
against another young gunner

640
00:24:53,157 --> 00:24:55,489
on the come-up,
a real dope spitter

641
00:24:55,491 --> 00:24:57,192
by the name of Prospek.

642
00:24:57,194 --> 00:24:58,060
Prospek.

643
00:24:58,062 --> 00:24:59,261
Hey, what's
your name, pimpin'?

644
00:24:59,263 --> 00:25:00,063
Adam Merkin.

645
00:25:00,065 --> 00:25:01,396
Adam Murk 'Em?

646
00:25:01,398 --> 00:25:02,698
That's a dope-ass rap name.

647
00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:04,167
I don't actually
have a rap name.

648
00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:05,399
That's my real name.

649
00:25:05,401 --> 00:25:07,136
It's your real name 'cause
you really 'bout that life.

650
00:25:07,138 --> 00:25:09,571
A'ight, homie, I'ma get
with you in a minute.

651
00:25:09,573 --> 00:25:11,239
I gotta go fuck my bitch.

652
00:25:11,241 --> 00:25:12,343
Peace.

653
00:25:17,148 --> 00:25:18,147
Asian.

654
00:25:18,149 --> 00:25:20,749
Race angle: bad driver,
eats cats/dogs,

655
00:25:20,751 --> 00:25:21,786
small penis.

656
00:25:22,620 --> 00:25:24,086
Don't use.

657
00:25:24,088 --> 00:25:25,190
Too racist?

658
00:25:27,991 --> 00:25:29,460
Smokes a lot of weed.

659
00:25:34,931 --> 00:25:37,235
Smokes a lot of weed.

660
00:25:39,469 --> 00:25:41,839
Also probably sells it.

661
00:25:44,342 --> 00:25:45,877
Loves his grandma.

662
00:25:46,643 --> 00:25:48,142
Another great Sylvia...

663
00:25:48,144 --> 00:25:50,946
You're sweet, if you're
moving grams it means

664
00:25:50,948 --> 00:25:54,483
your grandma got
a new apartment.

665
00:25:54,485 --> 00:25:57,185
You're not a rapper, you're
just a cop with a nice flow /

666
00:25:57,187 --> 00:26:00,121
I can tell you're a narc,
even your height is five-oh

667
00:26:00,123 --> 00:26:02,291
I might have to
kill this kid,

668
00:26:02,293 --> 00:26:03,793
that's Prochoice.

669
00:26:03,795 --> 00:26:05,162
Too offensive.

670
00:26:07,398 --> 00:26:10,935
The most effective birth
control you'll ever use

671
00:26:12,603 --> 00:26:15,140
is the Prospek of sex with you.

672
00:26:32,390 --> 00:26:33,656
40 Mag! Bluntz!

673
00:26:33,658 --> 00:26:35,224
I'm like your biggest fan.

674
00:26:35,226 --> 00:26:37,391
The two-on-twos you guys do,
it changed the game.

675
00:26:37,393 --> 00:26:38,194
Thanks, bro.

676
00:26:38,196 --> 00:26:39,093
Bring your
equipment to the center,

677
00:26:39,095 --> 00:26:40,565
that's where we gon'
need it.

678
00:26:41,632 --> 00:26:42,465
My equipment?

679
00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:43,632
Bro, the cameras and shit.

680
00:26:43,634 --> 00:26:45,267
I'm not a cameraman.

681
00:26:45,269 --> 00:26:46,235
I'm a rapper!

682
00:26:46,237 --> 00:26:48,070
Ooooh, rapper.

683
00:26:48,072 --> 00:26:49,971
I have a tryout tonight,
at least I'm supposed to.

684
00:26:49,973 --> 00:26:51,674
I'm super late, Google Maps
got me all screwed up.

685
00:26:51,676 --> 00:26:52,707
Did I miss
the whole thing already?

686
00:26:52,709 --> 00:26:54,043
Bro, the battles
ain't start yet.

687
00:26:54,045 --> 00:26:55,210
We on colored people time.

688
00:26:55,212 --> 00:26:58,014
He white though,
he can't say that.

689
00:26:58,016 --> 00:26:59,348
Ey, what you
white boys call it?

690
00:26:59,350 --> 00:27:00,748
"Hip-hop time," right?

691
00:27:00,750 --> 00:27:02,384
We on "hiphop time"
right now.

692
00:27:02,386 --> 00:27:03,619
I like your jacket though.

693
00:27:03,621 --> 00:27:04,887
Where the rest
of the Members at?

694
00:27:04,889 --> 00:27:05,786
"Members"?

695
00:27:05,788 --> 00:27:07,055
Oh, man, he wasn't even alive

696
00:27:07,057 --> 00:27:09,391
when them Members Only
jackets came out.

697
00:27:09,393 --> 00:27:10,324
Oldass nigga.

698
00:27:10,326 --> 00:27:12,894
Nigga so white he
make Michael Jackson...

699
00:27:12,896 --> 00:27:14,696
look like Michael Jackson.

700
00:27:14,698 --> 00:27:17,365
Don't listen to him, man,
he a hater.

701
00:27:17,367 --> 00:27:18,800
Hey, I LOVED Home Alone.

702
00:27:18,802 --> 00:27:20,101
The way you was
in them traps?

703
00:27:20,103 --> 00:27:21,336
Yeah, we be out there.

704
00:27:21,338 --> 00:27:22,405
Oh!

705
00:27:22,407 --> 00:27:23,338
......lookin' ass.

706
00:27:23,340 --> 00:27:25,974
Why he look like
One Direction if they went

707
00:27:25,976 --> 00:27:28,244
both ways though?

708
00:27:28,246 --> 00:27:31,913
Bro, you listen to
One Direction?

709
00:27:31,915 --> 00:27:34,115
- You really gonna...?
- Oh...

710
00:27:34,117 --> 00:27:36,752
You Earthworm Jim
lookin' ass nigga.

711
00:27:36,754 --> 00:27:37,919
I know you ain't
switchin' sides.

712
00:27:37,921 --> 00:27:38,986
Look at your shit.

713
00:27:38,988 --> 00:27:40,522
I know
you ain't talkin'.

714
00:27:40,524 --> 00:27:42,224
With your LEGO hairline, man.

715
00:27:42,226 --> 00:27:44,025
You can detach
that shit, man.

716
00:27:44,027 --> 00:27:46,561
Bro you know I'm insecure
about that, c'mon.

717
00:27:46,563 --> 00:27:47,763
This your
first battle, huh?

718
00:27:47,765 --> 00:27:48,964
What's your name, homie?

719
00:27:48,966 --> 00:27:49,831
I don't really have one.

720
00:27:49,833 --> 00:27:52,334
I guess it's Adam.

721
00:27:52,336 --> 00:27:54,169
Che Corleone.

722
00:27:54,171 --> 00:27:55,169
Don't trip on
those two, man,

723
00:27:55,171 --> 00:27:56,471
they just love
roasting fools.

724
00:27:56,473 --> 00:27:58,439
Rappers, each other,
whoever's around to get it.

725
00:27:58,441 --> 00:28:00,441
But I'm sensing you
more the type of dude who,

726
00:28:00,443 --> 00:28:04,146
like myself, stays focused
on what's really important.

727
00:28:04,148 --> 00:28:04,713
Battles.

728
00:28:04,715 --> 00:28:05,715
Bitches.

729
00:28:05,717 --> 00:28:07,850
Oh, there are bit...
ladies here?

730
00:28:07,852 --> 00:28:08,749
What d'you mean, man?

731
00:28:08,751 --> 00:28:10,753
It's a great
turnout tonight.

732
00:28:10,755 --> 00:28:12,123
Mmm!

733
00:28:14,792 --> 00:28:15,990
See, those
two over there.

734
00:28:15,992 --> 00:28:17,226
That's what I'm about.

735
00:28:17,228 --> 00:28:18,694
Tryna come spit a little game
with me or what?

736
00:28:18,696 --> 00:28:19,861
You want me to
be your wingman?

737
00:28:19,863 --> 00:28:21,196
Mmm-hmm.

738
00:28:21,198 --> 00:28:22,264
Let me guess... you want me
to talk to the big girl

739
00:28:22,266 --> 00:28:23,632
so you're free to
talk to her friend.

740
00:28:23,634 --> 00:28:24,399
Fuck no, man.

741
00:28:24,401 --> 00:28:25,333
The big girl is MINE.

742
00:28:25,335 --> 00:28:26,200
Fuck outta here.

743
00:28:26,202 --> 00:28:28,336
Yeah, she big,
but she fine as hell.

744
00:28:28,338 --> 00:28:31,005
It takes a real man to
smash a fine fat bitch.

745
00:28:31,007 --> 00:28:33,609
Come on, let's go.

746
00:28:33,611 --> 00:28:34,709
Ey mami.

747
00:28:34,711 --> 00:28:36,445
We just wanted to
personally thank you

748
00:28:36,447 --> 00:28:37,846
for your support.

749
00:28:37,848 --> 00:28:39,948
As two-up-and-coming
battle rappers ourselves,

750
00:28:39,950 --> 00:28:42,684
we appreciate the love.

751
00:28:42,686 --> 00:28:45,687
Oh, so you a battle rapper?

752
00:28:45,689 --> 00:28:46,888
Damn.

753
00:28:46,890 --> 00:28:51,192
Tanya, he say
he's a battle rapper.

754
00:28:51,194 --> 00:28:53,562
You look a little familiar,
come to think of it.

755
00:28:53,564 --> 00:28:54,397
I'm sure I do.

756
00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:55,296
Che Corleone.

757
00:28:55,298 --> 00:28:56,331
Right!

758
00:28:56,333 --> 00:28:57,932
You're the one who
battled Chamberz last event.

759
00:28:57,934 --> 00:28:59,234
Oh, so you
know about me.

760
00:28:59,236 --> 00:29:01,303
I could tell you were
a woman of discerning taste.

761
00:29:01,305 --> 00:29:02,971
Discerning enough to know
that Chamberz

762
00:29:02,973 --> 00:29:05,005
bodied you three-oh.

763
00:29:05,007 --> 00:29:07,175
And the battle before
that you got washed,

764
00:29:07,177 --> 00:29:09,611
and the battle before
that your soul

765
00:29:09,613 --> 00:29:10,778
damn near left the earth.

766
00:29:10,780 --> 00:29:12,648
So how 'bout you spend less
time on your pickup lines

767
00:29:12,650 --> 00:29:15,918
for me and more time on your
lines for your next opponent

768
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:18,986
before you take your
fourth L in a row.

769
00:29:18,988 --> 00:29:20,354
You lucky
you got an ass,

770
00:29:20,356 --> 00:29:22,957
'cause your battle opinions
are garbage.

771
00:29:22,959 --> 00:29:24,493
Have you considered
jumping into a battle?

772
00:29:24,495 --> 00:29:26,027
I have a feeling
you'd do very well.

773
00:29:26,029 --> 00:29:27,161
Oh, did I forget to mention?

774
00:29:27,163 --> 00:29:29,363
I'm the second match
on the card tonight.

775
00:29:29,365 --> 00:29:32,467
Devine Wright,
nice to meet you.

776
00:29:32,469 --> 00:29:33,467
And she got bars, too?

777
00:29:33,469 --> 00:29:35,838
If you can cook,
I might just be in love.

778
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:38,376
I can cook you in
the ring, motherfucker!

779
00:29:49,486 --> 00:29:52,053
Aw damn, man,
sorry, homies, my bad.

780
00:29:52,055 --> 00:29:53,956
You know, we runnin'
on that hip-hop time.

781
00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:55,122
What up, what up,
what up.

782
00:29:55,124 --> 00:29:56,925
A'ight, let's shoot
this bitch real quick,

783
00:29:56,927 --> 00:29:58,826
no Selena.

784
00:29:58,828 --> 00:30:01,729
What up, Oakland. Yeah!

785
00:30:01,731 --> 00:30:03,465
Town bizness, baby!

786
00:30:03,467 --> 00:30:04,666
A'ight. What's up?

787
00:30:04,668 --> 00:30:07,201
This the Killerfornia Battle
League and I beez your host

788
00:30:07,203 --> 00:30:10,471
Donnie Narco,
AKA the Walking Drug Lab

789
00:30:10,473 --> 00:30:14,409
AKA the Cocaine Cowboy
AKA Mister Splash,

790
00:30:14,411 --> 00:30:15,976
put my drink on
your bitch's ass

791
00:30:15,978 --> 00:30:18,147
and won't even tip the glass,
you feel me?

792
00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:19,281
A'ight. Cool, cool.

793
00:30:19,283 --> 00:30:21,583
First up, we got a cool
one-round battle

794
00:30:21,585 --> 00:30:22,817
to kick off these tryouts.

795
00:30:22,819 --> 00:30:25,920
To my right, straight outta
Koreatown, Los Angeles,

796
00:30:25,922 --> 00:30:28,023
give it up for Prospek!

797
00:30:28,025 --> 00:30:29,123
LA, baby!

798
00:30:29,125 --> 00:30:30,726
Shout out to Oakland
though, shout out.

799
00:30:30,728 --> 00:30:32,026
Make some noise, let's go.

800
00:30:32,028 --> 00:30:34,330
And to my left we
got a newcomer on the scene

801
00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:37,166
who I hear is gon' be a real
problem, a real problem...

802
00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:39,066
Adam Murk 'Em!

803
00:30:39,068 --> 00:30:41,003
It's just Adam.

804
00:30:41,005 --> 00:30:42,470
Just Adam?

805
00:30:42,472 --> 00:30:44,206
Oh, okay, cool,
he on that Cher,

806
00:30:44,208 --> 00:30:47,242
Ronaldo, Roseanne type
vibe, I feel you, player.

807
00:30:47,244 --> 00:30:49,277
Since you the new
white boy on the scene,

808
00:30:49,279 --> 00:30:51,211
we gon' show you
a little bit of love.

809
00:30:51,213 --> 00:30:53,515
It's on you Prospek,
get 'im!

810
00:30:53,517 --> 00:30:54,515
YO...

811
00:30:54,517 --> 00:30:58,553
Who the fuck set me up
with this little homo?

812
00:30:58,555 --> 00:31:02,924
This kid looks like he
should be doing Disney promos /

813
00:31:02,926 --> 00:31:06,461
He looks like he loves writing
essays like a prison cholo /

814
00:31:06,463 --> 00:31:08,263
His yearbook photo
looks like the bitch

815
00:31:08,265 --> 00:31:10,501
from the Wendy's logo!

816
00:31:13,269 --> 00:31:15,669
You probably came here
in a Budweiser truck /

817
00:31:15,671 --> 00:31:20,207
With a bumper sticker that
says "I'll die for Trump" /

818
00:31:20,209 --> 00:31:23,044
Basically what I'm saying
is you white as fuck.

819
00:31:23,046 --> 00:31:24,713
Lookin' like
Conan O'Brien's son /

820
00:31:24,715 --> 00:31:27,248
Or the little dude on
the logo for Hawaiian punch

821
00:31:27,250 --> 00:31:28,717
Ha ha, white people!

822
00:31:28,719 --> 00:31:31,119
How the fuck is this white nerd
gonna outsmart this Asian...

823
00:31:31,121 --> 00:31:32,454
what the fuck are you doing? /

824
00:31:32,456 --> 00:31:34,556
You seen Virginia Tech,
we're even better

825
00:31:34,558 --> 00:31:35,623
at school shootings!

826
00:31:35,625 --> 00:31:36,824
He's a ninja!

827
00:31:36,826 --> 00:31:37,758
Finish him!

828
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,026
Don't buy drugs from this man,

829
00:31:39,028 --> 00:31:40,328
just a word of advice /

830
00:31:40,330 --> 00:31:41,929
He's either a cop or reporter...

831
00:31:41,931 --> 00:31:45,767
either way,
he's workin' for Vice /

832
00:31:45,769 --> 00:31:49,505
Actually, if I'm really
squintin', you kinda look like

833
00:31:49,507 --> 00:31:52,640
Tilda Swinton / Actually he
kinda look like one of

834
00:31:52,642 --> 00:31:55,209
them YouTube kids
on Ellen DeGeneres,

835
00:31:55,211 --> 00:31:57,547
when she feelin'
hella generous /

836
00:31:59,717 --> 00:32:02,317
You probably get into fights
like "let me at 'em" /

837
00:32:02,319 --> 00:32:04,953
Actually his butler be fighting
for him like "Let me, Adam"

838
00:32:04,955 --> 00:32:06,921
Ha ha, privilege!

839
00:32:06,923 --> 00:32:08,990
Man, these yuppies
are the worst/

840
00:32:08,992 --> 00:32:11,726
Can you picture 'im in
a Starbucks line with Ugg boots

841
00:32:11,728 --> 00:32:12,995
and a puppy in his purse /

842
00:32:12,997 --> 00:32:14,496
Petting it like, "O-M-G,

843
00:32:14,498 --> 00:32:15,764
you're so fluffy that it hurts"

844
00:32:15,766 --> 00:32:18,167
Puppy in his purse.
Eating dogs.

845
00:32:18,169 --> 00:32:19,368
Got some takeout.

846
00:32:19,370 --> 00:32:21,535
No, that's too racist,
can't be racist.

847
00:32:21,537 --> 00:32:22,236
Disney.

848
00:32:22,238 --> 00:32:26,609
Disney logo, D looks like a G.

849
00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:27,610
Virginia Tech.

850
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:28,476
That's offensive.

851
00:32:28,478 --> 00:32:30,812
Virginia Tech,
disturbing the dead.

852
00:32:30,814 --> 00:32:32,346
Motherfucker, oh, the irony /

853
00:32:32,348 --> 00:32:34,015
You look like Ron Weasley

854
00:32:34,017 --> 00:32:36,254
but you sound like Hermione /

855
00:32:37,555 --> 00:32:40,988
I'm Asian, so it's only right
that I'm serving this ginger /

856
00:32:40,990 --> 00:32:42,323
I saw this nerd up on Tinder,

857
00:32:42,325 --> 00:32:44,495
he had Little Mermaid
as his picture /

858
00:32:47,398 --> 00:32:49,598
So I don't know if I should
slap you like a bitch

859
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,600
or punch your face like a man /

860
00:32:51,602 --> 00:32:54,201
'Cause I keep switching from
open palm to a fist...

861
00:32:54,203 --> 00:32:58,439
like a white boy
shaking your hand!!!

862
00:32:58,441 --> 00:33:00,242
Time!
I should've saw that coming.

863
00:33:00,244 --> 00:33:02,311
It's gonna be hard
to recover from that one,

864
00:33:02,313 --> 00:33:03,178
but let's see what he got.

865
00:33:03,180 --> 00:33:05,783
It's on Adam, let's get it!

866
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,188
I can't believe this
guy's up here talking about

867
00:33:13,190 --> 00:33:15,556
Virginia Tech /

868
00:33:15,558 --> 00:33:17,359
That's offensive to
the victims and

869
00:33:17,361 --> 00:33:21,766
their families, why are
you disturbing the dead?

870
00:33:30,306 --> 00:33:31,806
You need to stop,

871
00:33:31,808 --> 00:33:35,779
if I did Disney promo,
that means that I popped /

872
00:33:42,085 --> 00:33:44,185
You kinda remind
of the D in Disney...

873
00:33:44,187 --> 00:33:47,422
you look like a G
but you're not

874
00:33:54,530 --> 00:33:56,363
When they talk about
top prospects,

875
00:33:56,365 --> 00:33:58,800
they don't even
call your name out/

876
00:33:58,802 --> 00:34:03,541
I do have a puppy in my bag,
I'm delivering your takeout!

877
00:34:09,980 --> 00:34:11,480
Yo!

878
00:34:11,482 --> 00:34:15,350
You're so Asian you can use a
piece of string as an eye mask/

879
00:34:15,352 --> 00:34:18,118
And when you watch
movies on your iPad

880
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,357
it looks like an iMax /

881
00:34:24,093 --> 00:34:25,393
Beating me?

882
00:34:25,395 --> 00:34:27,362
That's harder than you
trying to score with divas /

883
00:34:27,364 --> 00:34:29,196
Pronouncing "broccoli"
properly or getting

884
00:34:29,198 --> 00:34:31,366
a border visa to North Korea /

885
00:34:31,368 --> 00:34:33,301
Even Asian bitches
won't fuck you,

886
00:34:33,303 --> 00:34:35,237
that means you're hella frail/

887
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:37,505
Ordering tuna at
sushi's the only time

888
00:34:37,507 --> 00:34:38,438
you get yellow tail

889
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,641
I give that like a five.
Six.

890
00:34:40,643 --> 00:34:43,377
'Cause your dick is so small
you can't tell your cock

891
00:34:43,379 --> 00:34:44,478
from your testicles /

892
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:45,913
Something's wrong
with your genitals

893
00:34:45,915 --> 00:34:49,283
when your bitch would rather
fuck octopus tentacles /

894
00:34:49,285 --> 00:34:50,986
So, yeah, you're hustlin' weed,

895
00:34:50,988 --> 00:34:52,920
but you're the corner boy
stuck on the streets /

896
00:34:52,922 --> 00:34:57,592
It's bonsai... you just take
a little cut from the trees /

897
00:34:57,594 --> 00:34:59,928
You talk about killing people
in your rhymes

898
00:34:59,930 --> 00:35:01,562
and act like you have
real homies (homicides) /

899
00:35:01,564 --> 00:35:03,297
It's like your anime
girl pillows...

900
00:35:03,299 --> 00:35:06,368
stop pretending
they're real bodies! /

901
00:35:06,370 --> 00:35:07,768
'Cause actual Gs?

902
00:35:07,770 --> 00:35:10,638
You ain't kill none, so shut
the fuck up and chill some /

903
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,239
Just 'cause you look
like Kim Jong-Un

904
00:35:12,241 --> 00:35:14,842
doesn't mean you're ill, son/

905
00:35:14,844 --> 00:35:17,312
And since you
believe in feng shui,

906
00:35:17,314 --> 00:35:19,547
I'm gonna break in
as an intruder at night /

907
00:35:19,549 --> 00:35:21,516
Move your couch an inch
or two to the right

908
00:35:21,518 --> 00:35:24,021
and fucking ruin your life /

909
00:35:25,154 --> 00:35:26,754
Yo...

910
00:35:26,756 --> 00:35:30,558
Your whole crew looks
like an Asian porn star,

911
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:33,295
when they censor
around where her bush be /

912
00:35:33,297 --> 00:35:37,565
'Cause all I see is a bunch of
squares surrounding this pussy /

913
00:35:37,567 --> 00:35:40,435
This murder's so cold
you can see this man's breath /

914
00:35:40,437 --> 00:35:42,103
I'll kill your supporters
too for sleeping,

915
00:35:42,105 --> 00:35:43,638
that's Korean fan death!/

916
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,038
You'll be either a little boy or

917
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,908
a geriatric for your lifespan/

918
00:35:46,910 --> 00:35:49,344
Oh. You've got egg on your face,
which makes sense

919
00:35:49,346 --> 00:35:52,112
'cause it's shaped like
a fucking fry pan /

920
00:35:52,114 --> 00:35:53,580
See I had a trap set,

921
00:35:53,582 --> 00:35:54,549
you just played into my plan /

922
00:35:54,551 --> 00:35:55,984
'Cause you really don't know

923
00:35:55,986 --> 00:35:58,853
what you're fucking with like
you had a one-night stand...

924
00:35:58,855 --> 00:36:00,825
in Thailand.

925
00:36:01,190 --> 00:36:02,993
FAGGOT!!!

926
00:36:06,228 --> 00:36:08,362
- Who ARE you???
- Respect.

927
00:36:08,364 --> 00:36:10,165
You're crazy.
You did amazing!

928
00:36:10,167 --> 00:36:11,366
Y'all both
KILLED that shit!

929
00:36:11,368 --> 00:36:13,368
Ayo, that was one of
our best tryout

930
00:36:13,370 --> 00:36:14,937
battles like EVER ever.

931
00:36:14,939 --> 00:36:18,739
But coming up, we got an
ALL-FEMALE tryout battle.

932
00:36:18,741 --> 00:36:21,542
Lady Deathstryke verse
Devine Wright coming up,

933
00:36:21,544 --> 00:36:23,243
- ya dig!
- Whoo!

934
00:36:23,245 --> 00:36:25,212
You deserve a round
after that shit.

935
00:36:25,214 --> 00:36:26,248
You nice.

936
00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:27,315
Your hairstyle look
like a gay-ass

937
00:36:27,317 --> 00:36:28,949
Tim Burton character,
but you nice.

938
00:36:28,951 --> 00:36:29,583
Thanks, man!

939
00:36:29,585 --> 00:36:30,951
You are amazing though.

940
00:36:30,953 --> 00:36:32,953
I know everyone online is
gonna say you out-rapped me.

941
00:36:32,955 --> 00:36:35,489
But, oh, I'm so glad my bars
went over so well.

942
00:36:35,491 --> 00:36:37,125
I was worried about
that for a minute.

943
00:36:37,127 --> 00:36:38,159
Whoo!

944
00:36:38,161 --> 00:36:39,761
You had some creative
Asian shit.

945
00:36:39,763 --> 00:36:42,397
Motherfuckers come at me
with hella corny jokes,

946
00:36:42,399 --> 00:36:43,864
but you did 'em well, bro.

947
00:36:43,866 --> 00:36:44,933
You think?

948
00:36:44,935 --> 00:36:46,701
Shit, at least you knew
I was Korean instead of

949
00:36:46,703 --> 00:36:48,002
calling me "chink"
the whole time.

950
00:36:48,004 --> 00:36:50,371
Far as I'm concerned,
that's culturally sensitive

951
00:36:50,373 --> 00:36:51,672
by battle rap standards.

952
00:36:51,674 --> 00:36:53,141
The race angle is just
some shit I gotta deal with,

953
00:36:53,143 --> 00:36:54,576
you know.

954
00:36:54,578 --> 00:36:55,944
Hey, I'm just glad you know
that I'm not racist for real.

955
00:36:55,946 --> 00:36:57,648
I was worried about that.

956
00:36:59,181 --> 00:37:00,785
Thanks, man.

957
00:37:01,819 --> 00:37:03,618
Yo, I got a female
admirer that wants to

958
00:37:03,620 --> 00:37:04,853
make your acquaintance.

959
00:37:04,855 --> 00:37:07,888
This is Adam, he's been
the homie from way back.

960
00:37:07,890 --> 00:37:09,525
I pretty much introduced
him to the game,

961
00:37:09,527 --> 00:37:10,458
you could say.

962
00:37:10,460 --> 00:37:12,493
I really loved your performance.

963
00:37:12,495 --> 00:37:15,163
What was one of
your favorite lines?

964
00:37:15,165 --> 00:37:17,665
I liked when you was making
fun of him for being Asian.

965
00:37:17,667 --> 00:37:20,134
You know, I've never really
been into skinny white boys

966
00:37:20,136 --> 00:37:25,105
before, but maybe you
could open my horizon.

967
00:37:25,107 --> 00:37:25,940
Adam.

968
00:37:25,942 --> 00:37:27,911
Why don't you
give her your phone?

969
00:37:28,444 --> 00:37:29,777
My phone?

970
00:37:29,779 --> 00:37:31,212
Yeah, you give her your phone.

971
00:37:31,214 --> 00:37:32,446
Then she puts
her number in it.

972
00:37:32,448 --> 00:37:34,114
Then you has her number.

973
00:37:34,116 --> 00:37:36,016
That's how this shit works.

974
00:37:36,018 --> 00:37:37,154
Yeah.

975
00:37:42,257 --> 00:37:43,391
Oh, uh...

976
00:37:43,393 --> 00:37:45,763
I actually have to
make a quick phone call.

977
00:37:50,033 --> 00:37:51,502
'Scuse me.

978
00:37:52,569 --> 00:37:54,368
Sorry. I'm sorry.

979
00:37:54,370 --> 00:37:56,270
You're gonna just
leave like that.

980
00:37:56,272 --> 00:37:58,172
After I brought you a girl.
Okay.

981
00:37:59,475 --> 00:38:00,942
Yeah, Lady Deathstryke
won that coin toss,

982
00:38:00,944 --> 00:38:02,509
so it's two minutes
on Devine Wright.

983
00:38:02,511 --> 00:38:03,511
Kick that shit, baby.

984
00:38:03,513 --> 00:38:05,714
I'm a bitch who
loves shopping,

985
00:38:05,716 --> 00:38:08,283
I just copped a magnum
and clips /

986
00:38:08,285 --> 00:38:09,417
No boob job,

987
00:38:09,419 --> 00:38:11,620
but I got some
new cans for this bitch /

988
00:38:11,622 --> 00:38:14,455
You got your name
from a comic...

989
00:38:14,457 --> 00:38:15,757
Lady Deathstryke /

990
00:38:15,759 --> 00:38:17,125
But you the lez type,

991
00:38:17,127 --> 00:38:20,197
those long nails'll
fuck up ya sex life!

992
00:38:22,265 --> 00:38:24,299
Yo, I saw your battle.

993
00:38:24,301 --> 00:38:26,201
That shit was tight.

994
00:38:26,203 --> 00:38:27,505
Keep at it.

995
00:38:28,839 --> 00:38:29,670
Respect.

996
00:38:29,672 --> 00:38:30,971
That shit was crazy!

997
00:38:30,973 --> 00:38:32,975
I ain't never expect bars
like that from a goofy-ass

998
00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:34,042
white boy like you.

999
00:38:34,044 --> 00:38:35,913
Keep up the good work.

1000
00:38:36,312 --> 00:38:37,344
Respect!

1001
00:38:37,346 --> 00:38:38,279
Adam?

1002
00:38:38,281 --> 00:38:39,380
Heeeey, babe.

1003
00:38:39,382 --> 00:38:40,448
Where ARE you?

1004
00:38:40,450 --> 00:38:42,016
I have been
calling you for hours!

1005
00:38:42,018 --> 00:38:44,652
I know, I'm at the library
and my phone was on silent

1006
00:38:44,654 --> 00:38:45,721
so I forgot to check it.

1007
00:38:45,723 --> 00:38:46,855
I'm really, really...

1008
00:38:46,857 --> 00:38:49,860
You a straight killer, cuz!

1009
00:38:52,763 --> 00:38:54,230
Respect.

1010
00:38:54,830 --> 00:38:55,462
What?

1011
00:38:55,464 --> 00:38:57,899
Adam, wooo.

1012
00:38:57,901 --> 00:38:59,400
You out there killin' it, huh?

1013
00:38:59,402 --> 00:39:00,701
The streets is talkin'.

1014
00:39:00,703 --> 00:39:02,203
That audience reaction,

1015
00:39:02,205 --> 00:39:04,705
it's like heroin.

1016
00:39:04,707 --> 00:39:06,406
Not that I would generalize

1017
00:39:06,408 --> 00:39:08,009
about African Americans
and drugs...

1018
00:39:08,011 --> 00:39:09,179
Hey!

1019
00:39:09,879 --> 00:39:11,612
Keep it down.
I'm sleeping.

1020
00:39:11,614 --> 00:39:12,813
Right. Sorry.

1021
00:39:12,815 --> 00:39:14,382
They doing this event
in LA next month.

1022
00:39:14,384 --> 00:39:15,716
They got this new
crazy promoter

1023
00:39:15,718 --> 00:39:17,185
dishing out crazy dough.

1024
00:39:17,187 --> 00:39:19,786
And, you know, I'm just
saying if you want to

1025
00:39:19,788 --> 00:39:21,156
catch up on some bills.

1026
00:39:21,158 --> 00:39:22,089
LA?

1027
00:39:22,091 --> 00:39:23,223
For the whole weekend?

1028
00:39:23,225 --> 00:39:24,993
Yeah. They'll pick up
your hotel and everything.

1029
00:39:24,995 --> 00:39:27,629
You representing for me,
you my little protégé.

1030
00:39:27,631 --> 00:39:30,498
So you can't make me
look bad out there.

1031
00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:32,132
No pressure, then.

1032
00:39:32,134 --> 00:39:33,134
Shhh!!!

1033
00:39:33,136 --> 00:39:34,569
Sorry. I have to talk
to him here because

1034
00:39:34,571 --> 00:39:35,804
my girlfriend can't know.

1035
00:39:35,806 --> 00:39:37,170
Not that it's a gay thing.

1036
00:39:37,172 --> 00:39:38,172
Yeah, sure.

1037
00:39:38,174 --> 00:39:39,107
I'm in.

1038
00:39:39,109 --> 00:39:41,442
Not that it's specifically
NOT a gay thing.

1039
00:39:41,444 --> 00:39:42,978
Some of us are
trying to study.

1040
00:39:42,980 --> 00:39:45,145
What's up with your thesis
and the questions

1041
00:39:45,147 --> 00:39:47,214
that you gotta ask me?

1042
00:39:47,216 --> 00:39:49,083
Right. My thesis.

1043
00:39:49,085 --> 00:39:51,051
So one thing I've noticed
that changes in the tone of

1044
00:39:51,053 --> 00:39:52,587
the N-word is whether
it's preceded by

1045
00:39:52,589 --> 00:39:54,489
a possessive pronoun
or an adjective.

1046
00:39:54,491 --> 00:39:58,525
For example, "my N-word"
or "her N-word"

1047
00:39:58,527 --> 00:40:00,395
- versus ...
- C'mon, bro.

1048
00:40:00,397 --> 00:40:03,031
You really gonna hit me with
that "N-word" shit like that?

1049
00:40:03,033 --> 00:40:05,132
See, now that makes it
ten times more offensive

1050
00:40:05,134 --> 00:40:07,536
'cause you insulting
my intelligence too.

1051
00:40:07,538 --> 00:40:09,237
Just say "my nigga."

1052
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:10,337
Are you sure?

1053
00:40:10,339 --> 00:40:12,172
I know I checked you before,
but it's a difference

1054
00:40:12,174 --> 00:40:14,174
between using the word
and referencing the word.

1055
00:40:14,176 --> 00:40:16,511
You gotta use the word like
how Obama said it.

1056
00:40:16,513 --> 00:40:17,777
Can't be using it
like how all them

1057
00:40:17,779 --> 00:40:19,614
other presidents said it.

1058
00:40:19,616 --> 00:40:20,882
Alright.

1059
00:40:20,884 --> 00:40:22,750
What I've noticed is
the difference between using

1060
00:40:22,752 --> 00:40:24,254
a possessive pronoun like...

1061
00:40:27,690 --> 00:40:30,759
- "My nigga" ...
- There you go.

1062
00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:36,431
...or "her nigga" versus an
adjective like "this nigga"

1063
00:40:36,433 --> 00:40:38,900
or a "funny..."

1064
00:40:38,902 --> 00:40:41,805
nig... ga.

1065
00:40:42,772 --> 00:40:44,205
Okay, wait,
wait, wait, wait,

1066
00:40:44,207 --> 00:40:45,306
come on.

1067
00:40:45,308 --> 00:40:46,774
Are you trying to learn
how to use these phrases

1068
00:40:46,776 --> 00:40:47,708
in a rap battle?

1069
00:40:47,710 --> 00:40:49,844
Yes. No. Uh...

1070
00:40:49,846 --> 00:40:50,511
Yes?

1071
00:40:50,513 --> 00:40:51,714
This nigga.

1072
00:40:58,120 --> 00:41:01,188
Wow, they have cashew-cheddar
nutloaf quesadillas...

1073
00:41:01,190 --> 00:41:02,556
no cheese OR bread!

1074
00:41:02,558 --> 00:41:05,094
Adam, this place is perfect.

1075
00:41:06,330 --> 00:41:07,261
What's the occasion?

1076
00:41:07,263 --> 00:41:08,362
Actually, there's something
I was hoping

1077
00:41:08,364 --> 00:41:09,263
to talk to you about.

1078
00:41:09,265 --> 00:41:10,332
Namaste!

1079
00:41:10,334 --> 00:41:12,333
I'm feeling really good
energy from this table.

1080
00:41:12,335 --> 00:41:13,701
Are you ready to order?

1081
00:41:13,703 --> 00:41:16,337
Maybe a juice to energize,
relax, detox?

1082
00:41:16,339 --> 00:41:17,906
- If I could just have a min...
- I would love

1083
00:41:17,908 --> 00:41:19,806
a Carrot-Ginger juice,
but could you substitute

1084
00:41:19,808 --> 00:41:21,308
kale for the spinach,
beet for the celery,

1085
00:41:21,310 --> 00:41:22,976
mango for the apple,
lime for the lemon,

1086
00:41:22,978 --> 00:41:26,047
parsley for the ginger,
and cucumber for the carrot?

1087
00:41:26,049 --> 00:41:27,515
If it's not too
much trouble.

1088
00:41:27,517 --> 00:41:29,551
Fuck yeah.

1089
00:41:29,553 --> 00:41:32,120
So, what I need to
talk to you about...

1090
00:41:32,122 --> 00:41:33,687
- it's something that I did.
- You fucked someone.

1091
00:41:33,689 --> 00:41:34,688
Whoa, no!
It's nothing like that.

1092
00:41:34,690 --> 00:41:36,190
You fucked someone,
didn't you?

1093
00:41:36,192 --> 00:41:36,824
I knew it.

1094
00:41:36,826 --> 00:41:38,592
I just did a rap battle.

1095
00:41:38,594 --> 00:41:40,694
WHAT?!!!

1096
00:41:40,696 --> 00:41:42,763
It's really not a big deal.
Really.

1097
00:41:42,765 --> 00:41:44,098
It's just something
I wanted to do,

1098
00:41:44,100 --> 00:41:45,699
and I did well enough that
I actually have another one

1099
00:41:45,701 --> 00:41:46,967
booked in LA next month.

1100
00:41:46,969 --> 00:41:48,803
So I was thinking
we should go together.

1101
00:41:48,805 --> 00:41:50,304
Like a fun weekend trip.

1102
00:41:50,306 --> 00:41:51,875
Like a fun weekend trip.

1103
00:41:52,576 --> 00:41:54,408
Doesn't that sound...

1104
00:41:54,410 --> 00:41:55,509
- fun?
- Mmm...

1105
00:41:55,511 --> 00:41:57,212
I'll tell you what it sounds
like: it sounds like you

1106
00:41:57,214 --> 00:41:59,846
going behind my BACK
and doing the one thing

1107
00:41:59,848 --> 00:42:01,815
we explicitly AGREED
you weren't going to do,

1108
00:42:01,817 --> 00:42:04,585
not to mention
the misogynistic,

1109
00:42:04,587 --> 00:42:06,721
homophobic, ableist,
transphobic...

1110
00:42:06,723 --> 00:42:08,121
Saying rap music
glorifies violence.

1111
00:42:08,123 --> 00:42:10,024
Don't you think
that's a little...

1112
00:42:10,026 --> 00:42:11,560
racist?

1113
00:42:11,562 --> 00:42:12,861
Reductivist.

1114
00:42:12,863 --> 00:42:14,029
Colonialist.

1115
00:42:14,031 --> 00:42:15,395
Don't you think that's
a little bit...

1116
00:42:15,397 --> 00:42:17,431
Don't you think that sounds
a little bit colonialist?

1117
00:42:17,433 --> 00:42:18,966
EXCUSE me?

1118
00:42:18,968 --> 00:42:21,069
I mean, you're passing
judgment on a grassroots

1119
00:42:21,071 --> 00:42:23,571
African-American culture
based on your own privileged

1120
00:42:23,573 --> 00:42:24,906
white perspective.

1121
00:42:24,908 --> 00:42:27,975
That just seems like a
colonialist critique rather than

1122
00:42:27,977 --> 00:42:31,478
honestly engaging with them
on their own terms.

1123
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,880
You know, that is why
I didn't tell you about

1124
00:42:33,882 --> 00:42:35,083
the battle in the first place.

1125
00:42:35,085 --> 00:42:41,422
I knew you being there
would be... problematic.

1126
00:42:41,424 --> 00:42:43,859
Are you saying that if I
don't go to LA with you

1127
00:42:43,861 --> 00:42:46,728
and support you in battling,
it makes me racist?

1128
00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:47,931
Yep.

1129
00:42:49,598 --> 00:42:51,533
I never thought
about it that way.

1130
00:42:51,535 --> 00:42:54,301
That is because there are
systems in place that keep

1131
00:42:54,303 --> 00:42:55,569
you thinking that way.

1132
00:42:55,571 --> 00:42:57,304
Wow.
I mean you're right.

1133
00:42:57,306 --> 00:43:00,107
I have been so caught up
in my own privilege that

1134
00:43:00,109 --> 00:43:02,576
I never thought to examine
battling from an authentic

1135
00:43:02,578 --> 00:43:03,678
contextual point of view.

1136
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:05,245
We all slip up sometimes.

1137
00:43:05,247 --> 00:43:06,147
Okay.

1138
00:43:06,149 --> 00:43:09,283
So help me understand. Like...

1139
00:43:09,285 --> 00:43:11,618
What's an example of
a line you would say?

1140
00:43:11,620 --> 00:43:13,187
What's something
you would say to me?

1141
00:43:13,189 --> 00:43:14,656
I don't think
that's a good idea.

1142
00:43:14,658 --> 00:43:16,623
I'm trying to
understand here.

1143
00:43:16,625 --> 00:43:18,158
I am trying to engage.

1144
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,830
Adam, if you love me,
you'll insult me in a rhyme.

1145
00:43:21,832 --> 00:43:23,797
Right now.

1146
00:43:23,799 --> 00:43:25,966
Okay, okay.

1147
00:43:25,968 --> 00:43:30,937
Uh, okay, how about this...

1148
00:43:30,939 --> 00:43:33,674
I'm just here to respect
women and treat them equally /

1149
00:43:33,676 --> 00:43:35,743
I took you to
a vegan eatery,

1150
00:43:35,745 --> 00:43:38,478
why would you have
some beef with me?

1151
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:40,181
Oh, my God, that's so good!

1152
00:43:40,183 --> 00:43:41,919
Go again.

1153
00:43:44,252 --> 00:43:48,089
You're crunchy granola, I can
tell by your pungent aroma /

1154
00:43:48,091 --> 00:43:49,790
You smell
like swamp water,

1155
00:43:49,792 --> 00:43:51,192
I'm worried you've
been fuckin' with Yoda.

1156
00:43:51,194 --> 00:43:53,395
And your whole fuckin' style
is more tasteless

1157
00:43:53,397 --> 00:43:54,261
than this tofu /

1158
00:43:54,263 --> 00:43:55,562
The way I killed you
with rhymes

1159
00:43:55,564 --> 00:43:56,730
I'm like your deadbeat mother,

1160
00:43:56,732 --> 00:43:58,431
I diss-owned you!

1161
00:43:58,433 --> 00:44:00,536
What the fuck, Adam?!!!

1162
00:44:03,772 --> 00:44:04,705
Get the fuck out.

1163
00:44:04,707 --> 00:44:05,772
Oh, You don't understand,

1164
00:44:05,774 --> 00:44:07,174
she actually asked me
to say that.

1165
00:44:07,176 --> 00:44:08,743
Well, not that exactly, but
we were just joking around.

1166
00:44:08,745 --> 00:44:10,111
I was actually coming up
with hypothetical

1167
00:44:10,113 --> 00:44:11,379
rap battle lines to say to her.

1168
00:44:11,381 --> 00:44:12,846
You know, like if I looked
at your shirt and said

1169
00:44:12,848 --> 00:44:14,348
something like,
"It's funny you have a shirt

1170
00:44:14,350 --> 00:44:16,384
with Bob Marley, because
your pussy hair looks like

1171
00:44:16,386 --> 00:44:18,018
a cross between him
and Rob Zombie."

1172
00:44:18,020 --> 00:44:19,219
Okay, bad example.

1173
00:44:19,221 --> 00:44:20,489
Chris!

1174
00:44:24,127 --> 00:44:26,296
I was just trying
to be a good boyfriend!

1175
00:44:31,801 --> 00:44:33,067
Hmm.

1176
00:44:33,069 --> 00:44:34,134
I'm sorry about this place.

1177
00:44:34,136 --> 00:44:35,803
It's not exactly
what I expected.

1178
00:44:35,805 --> 00:44:36,870
And I'm sorry
about everything.

1179
00:44:36,872 --> 00:44:37,904
Okay, Adam.

1180
00:44:37,906 --> 00:44:40,107
You've been
apologizing for days.

1181
00:44:40,109 --> 00:44:42,743
You apologized the whole
six-hour drive here.

1182
00:44:42,745 --> 00:44:45,145
Could you just not,
anymore?

1183
00:44:45,147 --> 00:44:47,515
I still agreed
to come, didn't I?

1184
00:44:47,517 --> 00:44:50,018
Now let's just
try to have

1185
00:44:50,020 --> 00:44:51,819
a culturally enriching
experience.

1186
00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:01,194
Oh, shit, is THIS albino
mole rat lookin' motherfucker.

1187
00:45:01,196 --> 00:45:02,931
They got
everybody in this telly.

1188
00:45:02,933 --> 00:45:04,431
Look, I gotta see you later,
mami, because I gotta

1189
00:45:04,433 --> 00:45:05,935
talk to my boy right now.

1190
00:45:06,868 --> 00:45:07,969
You good?

1191
00:45:07,971 --> 00:45:09,770
- Ride down was smooth?
- Yeah.

1192
00:45:09,772 --> 00:45:11,505
Let go, let go.

1193
00:45:11,507 --> 00:45:12,607
How you doing?

1194
00:45:12,609 --> 00:45:15,109
I watched your Prospek
battle back like ten times.

1195
00:45:15,111 --> 00:45:16,611
When you said "your chick
would rather fuck

1196
00:45:16,613 --> 00:45:18,580
octopus tentacles"... YOOOO.

1197
00:45:18,582 --> 00:45:19,547
That was COLD.

1198
00:45:19,549 --> 00:45:20,614
Thanks, man.

1199
00:45:20,616 --> 00:45:22,116
Hey, who was the girl?

1200
00:45:22,118 --> 00:45:23,518
Uh, she's just
some Tinder bitch.

1201
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,553
I had to get the good luck dome
before the battle goes on,

1202
00:45:25,555 --> 00:45:26,554
you know what I'm saying.

1203
00:45:26,556 --> 00:45:27,955
I mean, it would've been
better luck if it was

1204
00:45:27,957 --> 00:45:30,625
from Bae, but she playin'.

1205
00:45:30,627 --> 00:45:32,625
Oh, uh...

1206
00:45:32,627 --> 00:45:33,428
Devine!

1207
00:45:33,430 --> 00:45:34,862
Have you met
my girlfriend Maya?

1208
00:45:34,864 --> 00:45:36,163
Maya, this is Devine Wright.

1209
00:45:36,165 --> 00:45:37,765
A very talented
female battler.

1210
00:45:37,767 --> 00:45:39,000
Maya.
What's good?

1211
00:45:39,002 --> 00:45:40,167
Oh, awesome!

1212
00:45:40,169 --> 00:45:41,402
You know, it's really
amazing to meet you.

1213
00:45:41,404 --> 00:45:42,837
I really respect
what you're doing,

1214
00:45:42,839 --> 00:45:43,904
breaking ground as a woman

1215
00:45:43,906 --> 00:45:46,140
in such
a male-dominated pursuit.

1216
00:45:46,142 --> 00:45:47,975
What does me being a woman
got to do with it?

1217
00:45:47,977 --> 00:45:50,612
I ain't spittin' rhymes
out of my vagina.

1218
00:45:50,614 --> 00:45:53,181
Wooo. We're about to
head down to the venue.

1219
00:45:53,183 --> 00:45:54,714
You wanna stash
your bags and follow?

1220
00:45:54,716 --> 00:45:56,452
Let's do it.

1221
00:46:00,589 --> 00:46:02,459
I guess it's upstairs?

1222
00:46:06,562 --> 00:46:07,663
That ain't up.

1223
00:46:10,399 --> 00:46:13,967
Yo! All my life I dreamed
of fame and success.

1224
00:46:13,969 --> 00:46:16,707
Finally, we made it.

1225
00:46:19,643 --> 00:46:20,808
Classic battle shit.

1226
00:46:20,810 --> 00:46:21,975
Kid gets a bunch of money,

1227
00:46:21,977 --> 00:46:23,643
decides he wants to
be a promoter now.

1228
00:46:23,645 --> 00:46:25,547
Spends everything he
got on getting some names,

1229
00:46:25,549 --> 00:46:28,015
then puts us up against
a buncha bums

1230
00:46:28,017 --> 00:46:29,750
at an event no one comes to.

1231
00:46:29,752 --> 00:46:31,085
Man, who cares?

1232
00:46:31,087 --> 00:46:32,252
I'm from North Richmond,
as long as I'm getting paid

1233
00:46:32,254 --> 00:46:34,120
I'll battle in a fuckin'
sewage drain.

1234
00:46:34,122 --> 00:46:35,255
Y'all a buncha divas.

1235
00:46:35,257 --> 00:46:38,194
I know.
Men, right?

1236
00:46:41,698 --> 00:46:43,033
Is that Megaton?

1237
00:46:44,767 --> 00:46:45,799
What is he doing here?

1238
00:46:45,801 --> 00:46:47,033
It's his city.

1239
00:46:47,035 --> 00:46:48,402
But why is he rapping here?

1240
00:46:48,404 --> 00:46:50,103
They musta paid him
a couple stacks

1241
00:46:50,105 --> 00:46:51,239
more than the rest of us.

1242
00:46:51,241 --> 00:46:54,007
What I'm wondering is,
who is THAT nigga?

1243
00:46:54,009 --> 00:46:55,241
That looks like...

1244
00:46:55,243 --> 00:46:57,678
I think that's
the dude I'm battling.

1245
00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:58,712
Shiiiiit.

1246
00:46:58,714 --> 00:47:00,147
He's rocking the groom tux.

1247
00:47:00,149 --> 00:47:01,915
He about to get up there
and marry your ass.

1248
00:47:01,917 --> 00:47:03,283
He looks like my
dad's wedding photo.

1249
00:47:03,285 --> 00:47:04,817
He look like
he dug up Prince

1250
00:47:04,819 --> 00:47:07,221
and stole the nigga suit.

1251
00:47:07,223 --> 00:47:09,158
He surely stole
the nigga suit.

1252
00:47:10,993 --> 00:47:12,092
What's good, y'all,

1253
00:47:12,094 --> 00:47:13,460
it's your host
Freddie Hustle.

1254
00:47:13,462 --> 00:47:17,065
We about to get it cracking
for the inaugural event of

1255
00:47:17,067 --> 00:47:18,466
Freddie Hustle
Entertainment.

1256
00:47:18,468 --> 00:47:20,201
Let's get this
battle started.

1257
00:47:20,203 --> 00:47:23,136
Battler to my RIGHT!

1258
00:47:23,138 --> 00:47:27,542
I said YO... ya mom's pussy
got one star

1259
00:47:27,544 --> 00:47:29,413
on her Yelp reviews!

1260
00:47:30,312 --> 00:47:32,580
I didn't
even come to battle,

1261
00:47:32,582 --> 00:47:36,382
I just have a question that
I wanna ask of my girl /

1262
00:47:36,384 --> 00:47:40,353
Will you do me
the honor of making me

1263
00:47:40,355 --> 00:47:43,591
the happiest man in the world?

1264
00:47:43,593 --> 00:47:46,928
I'll make him double up in
the middle like a tummy tuck /

1265
00:47:46,930 --> 00:47:48,596
The shotty'll blow
his guts out,

1266
00:47:48,598 --> 00:47:51,165
that's a stomach pump...

1267
00:47:51,167 --> 00:47:53,734
- Stomach pump.
- Mmm-mmm...

1268
00:47:53,736 --> 00:47:55,636
Stomach pump.

1269
00:47:55,638 --> 00:47:57,406
Wait, I got it...

1270
00:47:58,073 --> 00:47:59,973
Stomach pump.

1271
00:47:59,975 --> 00:48:01,808
I'll probably lift him
off his feet

1272
00:48:01,810 --> 00:48:03,310
if I aim my Glock /

1273
00:48:03,312 --> 00:48:05,712
And that's the first time
a black guy

1274
00:48:05,714 --> 00:48:09,049
will get raised by pops!

1275
00:48:09,051 --> 00:48:11,919
I just want you to be
my boo, K?

1276
00:48:11,921 --> 00:48:14,654
I even got you this bouquet /

1277
00:48:14,656 --> 00:48:18,659
You like guns, we can go
shopping together,

1278
00:48:18,661 --> 00:48:21,395
I'll buy my boo Ks.

1279
00:48:21,397 --> 00:48:25,333
And your girl uses Dijon Mustard
when she eat her boogies /

1280
00:48:25,335 --> 00:48:28,201
I'll show up
at ya grandma's open casket

1281
00:48:28,203 --> 00:48:31,371
and give that bitch
a nuggie!

1282
00:48:32,709 --> 00:48:34,708
His sister got mad kids,

1283
00:48:34,710 --> 00:48:36,109
just had another couple /

1284
00:48:36,111 --> 00:48:38,478
And every time he's like,
"Damn...

1285
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,816
well, I'll be a
monkey's uncle."

1286
00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:44,217
And the shotty'll blow
his guts out,

1287
00:48:44,219 --> 00:48:45,953
that's a stomach pump /

1288
00:48:45,955 --> 00:48:47,420
And your girl's
memory foam mattress

1289
00:48:47,422 --> 00:48:50,759
remembers that
she's a fuckin' slut!

1290
00:48:51,928 --> 00:48:54,295
- Fuck, what was my next line?
- Fuck outta here!

1291
00:48:54,297 --> 00:48:55,828
Alright, rapper to my LEFT!

1292
00:48:55,830 --> 00:48:57,198
Let's go, get 'em.

1293
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,801
You a comedian
like John Belushi,

1294
00:48:59,803 --> 00:49:00,801
Chris Farley.

1295
00:49:00,803 --> 00:49:01,703
Robin Williams...

1296
00:49:01,705 --> 00:49:03,170
If you haven't
figured it out by now /

1297
00:49:03,172 --> 00:49:04,571
Save us all some time

1298
00:49:04,573 --> 00:49:07,373
and kill
yourself RIGHT NOW!

1299
00:49:07,375 --> 00:49:10,178
You ain't gettin' married,
you gettin' buried,

1300
00:49:10,180 --> 00:49:12,480
but you still dressed
suitable, nigga /

1301
00:49:12,482 --> 00:49:16,116
I'll let each gun ring twice...

1302
00:49:16,118 --> 00:49:18,152
that's Four Weddings
and a Funeral, nigga!

1303
00:49:18,154 --> 00:49:20,520
This dude forgot all
the rhymes he studied,

1304
00:49:20,522 --> 00:49:23,257
call him Sway, he don't know
the answers /

1305
00:49:23,259 --> 00:49:25,091
He's like
a kid's warning label -

1306
00:49:25,093 --> 00:49:26,661
this toy is
a choking hazard.

1307
00:49:26,663 --> 00:49:30,130
So you wanna talk
that racist shit?

1308
00:49:30,132 --> 00:49:34,000
I know your girl
and I'm pimpin' the thot /

1309
00:49:34,002 --> 00:49:37,370
It's a reverse
slavery auction,

1310
00:49:37,372 --> 00:49:40,607
I put YOUR bitch
on the block!

1311
00:49:40,609 --> 00:49:42,976
Shoot him, then check
for the body shakes,

1312
00:49:42,978 --> 00:49:45,312
that's how you can tell that
death's gripped 'em /

1313
00:49:45,314 --> 00:49:49,149
It's like a good-ass orgasm,

1314
00:49:49,151 --> 00:49:51,652
one bust will have
your legs twitchin'

1315
00:49:51,654 --> 00:49:54,788
You're so fat
that you ran out of breath

1316
00:49:54,790 --> 00:49:58,458
downloading the app
to count your steps /

1317
00:49:58,460 --> 00:50:00,761
If you were on house arrest,
you'd have to take

1318
00:50:00,763 --> 00:50:04,334
walking breaks to give
your house a rest.

1319
00:50:05,567 --> 00:50:07,167
If he was really provokin' /

1320
00:50:07,169 --> 00:50:09,036
He woulda seen
all types a colors,

1321
00:50:09,038 --> 00:50:12,272
'cause for the
kill-I'da-scoped-him/...

1322
00:50:12,274 --> 00:50:14,310
Get off the stage.

1323
00:50:14,843 --> 00:50:15,743
Get it?

1324
00:50:15,745 --> 00:50:18,815
All types a colors,
KALEIDOSCOPED HIM?

1325
00:50:19,415 --> 00:50:20,880
Yeah, see, y'all get it.

1326
00:50:20,882 --> 00:50:21,815
TIME!

1327
00:50:21,817 --> 00:50:22,683
Time.

1328
00:50:22,685 --> 00:50:23,484
Time!

1329
00:50:23,486 --> 00:50:24,487
TIME!!!

1330
00:50:29,792 --> 00:50:32,460
- Yo, yo, check it.
- Shut the fuck up!

1331
00:50:32,462 --> 00:50:34,995
You little squirmy
little Reddit blogger/

1332
00:50:34,997 --> 00:50:36,596
Another Eminem impostor
who refers

1333
00:50:36,598 --> 00:50:38,565
to Elton John as
his second father/

1334
00:50:38,567 --> 00:50:40,967
Bob Saget, Rick Moranis,
Kelly Osbourne,

1335
00:50:40,969 --> 00:50:42,536
white trash genetic monster /

1336
00:50:42,538 --> 00:50:43,937
Probably conceived
in the back of

1337
00:50:43,939 --> 00:50:44,938
a Led Zeppelin concert /

1338
00:50:44,940 --> 00:50:47,507
If Harry Potter had sex
with Jeffrey Dahmer,

1339
00:50:47,509 --> 00:50:49,310
you'd be their
lesbian daughter! /

1340
00:50:49,312 --> 00:50:51,511
The fuck are you,
a little fuckin' state prison

1341
00:50:51,513 --> 00:50:52,879
fuckin' rape victim?/

1342
00:50:52,881 --> 00:50:54,915
He's the new face of racism /

1343
00:50:54,917 --> 00:50:57,051
I'm surprised he didn't
show up here today with

1344
00:50:57,053 --> 00:50:58,486
a slave with him
chained to him /

1345
00:50:58,488 --> 00:51:00,520
He hates African-American
culture 'cause

1346
00:51:00,522 --> 00:51:01,821
he was raised different /

1347
00:51:01,823 --> 00:51:04,558
He hates Clinton, Abe Lincoln,
pretty much anybody

1348
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:05,792
that can relate with 'em /

1349
00:51:05,794 --> 00:51:07,895
Except Blake Griffin...
he feels a little bit

1350
00:51:07,897 --> 00:51:10,565
more safe with him 'cause
they share the same pigment /

1351
00:51:10,567 --> 00:51:13,266
Bitch, hip-hop has
been for minorities,

1352
00:51:13,268 --> 00:51:15,335
it's never been for
you geeky asses /

1353
00:51:15,337 --> 00:51:16,703
Matter of fact, what are these,

1354
00:51:16,705 --> 00:51:18,272
your little fuckin'
reading glasses

1355
00:51:18,274 --> 00:51:20,373
you need for
your English classes? /

1356
00:51:20,375 --> 00:51:23,310
Man, gimme that shit...
I'll stomp these into pieces

1357
00:51:23,312 --> 00:51:24,545
and fragments /

1358
00:51:24,547 --> 00:51:25,946
And now you can keep them,

1359
00:51:25,948 --> 00:51:27,080
he can have this /

1360
00:51:27,082 --> 00:51:28,915
Now you get to complete
your dream

1361
00:51:28,917 --> 00:51:30,551
of being this genius math whiz /

1362
00:51:30,553 --> 00:51:32,620
'Cause everything you see's
in fractions! /

1363
00:51:32,622 --> 00:51:34,989
Now get the fuck outta here,
you little fuckin'

1364
00:51:34,991 --> 00:51:37,627
dweeby FAGGOT!

1365
00:51:38,259 --> 00:51:39,359
Man, y'all see that shit?

1366
00:51:39,361 --> 00:51:41,094
He made that kid
cry, like, tears.

1367
00:51:41,096 --> 00:51:42,261
That's not right.

1368
00:51:42,263 --> 00:51:45,098
Fuck a battle career,
he ended dude LIFE.

1369
00:51:45,100 --> 00:51:47,134
He gon' need a new
face transplant

1370
00:51:47,136 --> 00:51:48,801
and new social security number.

1371
00:51:48,803 --> 00:51:49,804
Megaton.

1372
00:51:49,806 --> 00:51:52,438
First battle rapper
quoted in a suicide note.

1373
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:54,274
That whole verse was CRAZY!

1374
00:51:54,276 --> 00:51:56,710
Ow! Adam, I'm right here!

1375
00:51:56,712 --> 00:51:57,377
Oh, hey, babe.

1376
00:51:57,379 --> 00:52:00,614
Wasn't that unbelievable?

1377
00:52:00,616 --> 00:52:03,018
Hey, can you get me
a drink from the bar?

1378
00:52:04,754 --> 00:52:08,054
Yo, Mega one of the all-time
greats of this shit.

1379
00:52:08,056 --> 00:52:09,324
Uh, come on.

1380
00:52:09,326 --> 00:52:10,891
Eminem is the greatest
battle rapper of all time.

1381
00:52:10,893 --> 00:52:12,692
I'm sorry, fellas.

1382
00:52:12,694 --> 00:52:15,027
I forgot it's a white boy
in our presence,

1383
00:52:15,029 --> 00:52:18,299
so, you know, we contractually
obligated to mention Eminem.

1384
00:52:18,301 --> 00:52:19,400
Hold up. Hold on.

1385
00:52:19,402 --> 00:52:21,268
How your man supposed to
be the greatest

1386
00:52:21,270 --> 00:52:24,203
and he get bodied
in his own fictional movie?

1387
00:52:24,205 --> 00:52:25,640
Lotto washed him in 8 Mile.

1388
00:52:25,642 --> 00:52:27,408
Didn't Lickety Split
get him too?

1389
00:52:27,410 --> 00:52:29,342
Then he go body himself
for a whole round,

1390
00:52:29,344 --> 00:52:30,544
you know what I'm saying.

1391
00:52:30,546 --> 00:52:32,245
Poppa Doc ain't choke...
he just knew it was over

1392
00:52:32,247 --> 00:52:33,913
so he walked off.

1393
00:52:33,915 --> 00:52:34,949
Em took his own L.

1394
00:52:34,951 --> 00:52:36,482
Plus how you
supposed to be the greatest

1395
00:52:36,484 --> 00:52:38,451
when your video director
some Filipino nigga

1396
00:52:38,453 --> 00:52:41,321
making gay-ass art films
for your joints, bruh?

1397
00:52:41,323 --> 00:52:42,892
Um...

1398
00:52:44,928 --> 00:52:46,694
- two.
- It's not 1992.

1399
00:52:46,696 --> 00:52:48,495
Em's skill transcends race.

1400
00:52:48,497 --> 00:52:50,063
You talking about Em?

1401
00:52:50,065 --> 00:52:51,899
He's the fucking GOAT, man.

1402
00:52:51,901 --> 00:52:54,502
You're right, he's better
at putting words together

1403
00:52:54,504 --> 00:52:56,270
than all of
these black guys.

1404
00:52:56,272 --> 00:52:57,571
Go away.

1405
00:52:57,573 --> 00:52:59,605
Yo. You said some WILD shit
up there, homie.

1406
00:52:59,607 --> 00:53:01,509
Fuck outta here, man,
this is battle rap.

1407
00:53:01,511 --> 00:53:03,409
I could diss
Asians, Mexicans,

1408
00:53:03,411 --> 00:53:04,277
any other race.

1409
00:53:04,279 --> 00:53:05,379
Why not blacks?

1410
00:53:05,381 --> 00:53:08,181
I'm just trying to
fight for equality.

1411
00:53:08,183 --> 00:53:10,183
Hey, he got a point, bruh.

1412
00:53:10,185 --> 00:53:11,384
What?

1413
00:53:11,386 --> 00:53:14,187
Plus I thought
that shit was hilarious, man!

1414
00:53:14,189 --> 00:53:16,223
I love this nigga!

1415
00:53:16,225 --> 00:53:19,259
Man! Hey, look. The way you
keep it real with how you feel,

1416
00:53:19,261 --> 00:53:20,361
I feel that!

1417
00:53:20,363 --> 00:53:23,163
Yo, any of y'all seen
a hotel key card

1418
00:53:23,165 --> 00:53:24,297
laying around anywhere?

1419
00:53:24,299 --> 00:53:25,966
I can't remember
where I put it.

1420
00:53:25,968 --> 00:53:27,967
What hotel's it for?

1421
00:53:27,969 --> 00:53:29,738
I can't remember.

1422
00:53:31,073 --> 00:53:33,540
Fuck that, man.

1423
00:53:33,542 --> 00:53:35,109
Why don't you get
you're your ass outta here.

1424
00:53:35,111 --> 00:53:36,509
Damn.

1425
00:53:36,511 --> 00:53:38,145
This shit
messy as fuck, bro.

1426
00:53:38,147 --> 00:53:39,346
Yo, let's peel out.

1427
00:53:39,348 --> 00:53:42,518
I got a dope food spot
I want to take y'all to.

1428
00:53:43,051 --> 00:53:43,850
ADAM!

1429
00:53:43,852 --> 00:53:45,284
I want to go back
to the hotel now.

1430
00:53:45,286 --> 00:53:46,587
Okay.

1431
00:53:46,589 --> 00:53:47,721
I think some of the guys were
gonna grab some food

1432
00:53:47,723 --> 00:53:49,323
but I could drop you off
on the way.

1433
00:53:49,325 --> 00:53:50,357
Okay.

1434
00:53:50,359 --> 00:53:51,792
I want you to think
really hard

1435
00:53:51,794 --> 00:53:53,426
about what the best thing
to do is.

1436
00:53:53,428 --> 00:53:55,197
And then I want
you to do it.

1437
00:53:58,234 --> 00:53:59,900
So you dropped
your girl off?

1438
00:53:59,902 --> 00:54:02,505
She dropped me.

1439
00:54:03,705 --> 00:54:05,438
She not takin' you back?

1440
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:06,774
In more or less those words.

1441
00:54:06,776 --> 00:54:08,074
You did the right
thing, bro.

1442
00:54:08,076 --> 00:54:09,210
Yeah.

1443
00:54:09,212 --> 00:54:10,243
Yeah, it's fine.

1444
00:54:10,245 --> 00:54:12,179
I'm sure we'll be...

1445
00:54:12,181 --> 00:54:13,513
fine.

1446
00:54:13,515 --> 00:54:15,181
Hey, can I drop this
in someone's car?

1447
00:54:15,183 --> 00:54:17,150
Maya was my ride home.

1448
00:54:17,152 --> 00:54:18,486
I got you, dog.

1449
00:54:18,488 --> 00:54:20,756
Just know you gon' be
designated driver, though.

1450
00:54:22,892 --> 00:54:24,991
Yo, the homie just texted me
that Megaton is

1451
00:54:24,993 --> 00:54:26,661
having an after party
at the crib later.

1452
00:54:26,663 --> 00:54:29,261
Shit's gon' be LIT.

1453
00:54:29,263 --> 00:54:32,165
How's that, how's that.

1454
00:54:32,167 --> 00:54:33,500
Wooo!

1455
00:54:33,502 --> 00:54:36,238
White folks drivin' us
around tonight!

1456
00:54:51,187 --> 00:54:52,652
Let me get this
shit straight.

1457
00:54:52,654 --> 00:54:56,522
We in LA and the Mexican
takes us to a sushi joint.

1458
00:54:56,524 --> 00:54:57,591
I'm with D.

1459
00:54:57,593 --> 00:54:58,725
You wrong for this one.

1460
00:54:58,727 --> 00:55:02,629
First off, I'm Ecuadorian,
motherfuckers.

1461
00:55:02,631 --> 00:55:08,136
Second, the chef here
came highly recommended.

1462
00:55:10,372 --> 00:55:11,638
No way.

1463
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:13,774
I take that back...
you DEAD wrong for this one.

1464
00:55:13,776 --> 00:55:16,275
My LA connect saw him working
here and told me about it.

1465
00:55:16,277 --> 00:55:18,781
I had to come
see for myself.

1466
00:55:19,781 --> 00:55:21,580
Okay, what can I get
y'all started with?

1467
00:55:21,582 --> 00:55:23,817
I got a quick question. Um...

1468
00:55:23,819 --> 00:55:26,754
I heard you're so Asian
when you watch movies

1469
00:55:26,756 --> 00:55:28,888
on your iPad
it looks like an IMAX.

1470
00:55:28,890 --> 00:55:30,524
Can you confirm?

1471
00:55:30,526 --> 00:55:32,560
Aw, HELL nah.

1472
00:55:32,562 --> 00:55:33,960
You should be proud.

1473
00:55:33,962 --> 00:55:36,163
You dressed like you about
to take your yellow belt test,

1474
00:55:36,165 --> 00:55:37,031
it's your lucky day.

1475
00:55:37,033 --> 00:55:38,632
Nah, he look good
in his uniform.

1476
00:55:38,634 --> 00:55:40,299
It really brings out his eyes.

1477
00:55:40,301 --> 00:55:41,801
Man, FUCK all a y'all.

1478
00:55:41,803 --> 00:55:43,237
What are you doing
making sushi, anyway?

1479
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:44,370
You're Korean.

1480
00:55:44,372 --> 00:55:45,571
There ain't enough Japanese
to keep up with how much

1481
00:55:45,573 --> 00:55:46,841
white people love this shit.

1482
00:55:46,843 --> 00:55:48,808
Half of the sushi joints
here are owned by Koreans.

1483
00:55:48,810 --> 00:55:50,444
We just pretend
to be Japanese.

1484
00:55:50,446 --> 00:55:51,844
Y'all too ignorant to
know the difference.

1485
00:55:51,846 --> 00:55:54,649
You a walking Asian
stereotype, bro.

1486
00:55:54,651 --> 00:55:56,683
You probably fought like
fifty ninjas on the way here.

1487
00:55:56,685 --> 00:55:58,784
Drove a Civic and
drift the whole way.

1488
00:55:58,786 --> 00:56:01,187
It must be hella hard to
write the customer's checks

1489
00:56:01,189 --> 00:56:02,723
in that crazyass calligraphy.

1490
00:56:02,725 --> 00:56:03,991
Yeah, that's true.

1491
00:56:03,993 --> 00:56:05,391
What do you do after work...
go home and pretend

1492
00:56:05,393 --> 00:56:07,096
to rape your grandma?

1493
00:56:09,464 --> 00:56:10,933
YO.

1494
00:56:11,667 --> 00:56:13,866
What the fuck, bro?!!

1495
00:56:13,868 --> 00:56:15,669
You know, 'cause
you're Korean,

1496
00:56:15,671 --> 00:56:17,538
but you're pretending
to be Japanese.

1497
00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:19,573
And Japan occupied Korea
for a long time

1498
00:56:19,575 --> 00:56:21,408
and they committed
a lot of atrocities...

1499
00:56:21,410 --> 00:56:22,708
I thought we were roasting him.

1500
00:56:22,710 --> 00:56:25,245
We WAS talkin' some
ignorant Asian shit.

1501
00:56:25,247 --> 00:56:28,348
Then you went and put all
this real history into it.

1502
00:56:28,350 --> 00:56:29,783
Not cool, bro.

1503
00:56:29,785 --> 00:56:32,419
It'd be best for
you all to leave.

1504
00:56:32,421 --> 00:56:33,487
Sensei, these are my friends.

1505
00:56:33,489 --> 00:56:34,855
We're just joking around.

1506
00:56:34,857 --> 00:56:35,489
"Sensei?"

1507
00:56:35,491 --> 00:56:37,257
Yo, Mister Miyagi IS real!

1508
00:56:37,259 --> 00:56:39,960
Yo, Hollywood owes you
all kinds of royalties, bro.

1509
00:56:39,962 --> 00:56:41,895
Come call me,
talk to my face.

1510
00:56:41,897 --> 00:56:42,862
Yo.

1511
00:56:42,864 --> 00:56:45,565
This old-ass Hong Kong
Phooey motherfucker

1512
00:56:45,567 --> 00:56:47,199
really trying to start
some shit with me...

1513
00:56:47,201 --> 00:56:48,268
Oh, shit.

1514
00:56:48,270 --> 00:56:49,303
He kicked my face!

1515
00:56:49,305 --> 00:56:50,237
We should get
him out of here.

1516
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:51,205
He kicked me in
the motherfuckin' face!

1517
00:56:51,207 --> 00:56:52,406
Let me at him.

1518
00:56:52,408 --> 00:56:53,873
- You want him?
- No, no, no...

1519
00:56:53,875 --> 00:56:56,879
Get yo' ass out.

1520
00:56:59,147 --> 00:57:01,147
An old martial arts master
doing a spin kick

1521
00:57:01,149 --> 00:57:02,949
in the middle of
a sushi restaurant?

1522
00:57:02,951 --> 00:57:04,018
REALLY?

1523
00:57:04,020 --> 00:57:05,351
Do you even know how much
of a fucking stereotype

1524
00:57:05,353 --> 00:57:06,420
you made us look like?

1525
00:57:06,422 --> 00:57:09,257
You set Asians
back a hundred years!

1526
00:57:12,261 --> 00:57:15,763
Che was right, Mega
lives in the hood for real.

1527
00:57:15,765 --> 00:57:17,364
Are you sure
this is the hood?

1528
00:57:17,366 --> 00:57:18,632
These houses are all really big.

1529
00:57:18,634 --> 00:57:20,400
And they have lawns.

1530
00:57:20,402 --> 00:57:22,739
You really from
New York, huh?

1531
00:57:31,046 --> 00:57:33,346
Fuck is this,
the Captain Planet reunion?

1532
00:57:33,348 --> 00:57:34,580
Sup, Che.

1533
00:57:34,582 --> 00:57:35,516
Prospek.

1534
00:57:35,518 --> 00:57:36,482
Baby girl.

1535
00:57:36,484 --> 00:57:38,051
Behn Grym,
what's good, homie.

1536
00:57:38,053 --> 00:57:40,353
I don't think you
met my guy Adam.

1537
00:57:40,355 --> 00:57:42,422
Nah, we ain't met.

1538
00:57:42,424 --> 00:57:43,355
I seen your shit though.

1539
00:57:43,357 --> 00:57:44,158
You a'ight, homie.

1540
00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:45,591
Thanks, man!
I'm a huge fan of...

1541
00:57:45,593 --> 00:57:46,659
A'ight.

1542
00:57:46,661 --> 00:57:48,027
We got bitches,
blunts goin' around,

1543
00:57:48,029 --> 00:57:50,496
hookers, pregnant prostitutes,

1544
00:57:50,498 --> 00:57:52,065
white girl, molly.

1545
00:57:52,067 --> 00:57:55,103
It's that West Coast
hospitality, baby.

1546
00:58:06,549 --> 00:58:07,880
Your shit is crazy.

1547
00:58:07,882 --> 00:58:09,716
That Virginia Tech line?

1548
00:58:09,718 --> 00:58:11,350
You got bars, for real.

1549
00:58:11,352 --> 00:58:12,453
Respect.

1550
00:58:12,455 --> 00:58:14,721
It's just, that whole Asian
shit be getting to me.

1551
00:58:14,723 --> 00:58:16,123
No matter what I say,
they can say

1552
00:58:16,125 --> 00:58:18,859
some cliché-ass kung-fu lines
and it pops off.

1553
00:58:18,861 --> 00:58:20,893
Okay, it's always
the same shit for me too.

1554
00:58:20,895 --> 00:58:22,895
Whenever I battle a nigga,
I know everything

1555
00:58:22,897 --> 00:58:24,165
he gon' say to me.

1556
00:58:24,167 --> 00:58:25,399
I mean, that groom shit
was a little different,

1557
00:58:25,401 --> 00:58:27,266
but at the end of the day,
it's the same shit.

1558
00:58:27,268 --> 00:58:28,534
Just based on my gender.

1559
00:58:28,536 --> 00:58:30,504
So how you
break out of that?

1560
00:58:30,506 --> 00:58:31,737
You don't.

1561
00:58:31,739 --> 00:58:33,841
No matter what,
I'm goin' get the bitch bars,

1562
00:58:33,843 --> 00:58:35,109
and you goin' get
the Asian bars,

1563
00:58:35,111 --> 00:58:38,444
and this kid'll always get
the white-ass nerd bars.

1564
00:58:38,446 --> 00:58:40,916
Am I really a nerd, though?

1565
00:58:41,283 --> 00:58:42,516
Never mind.

1566
00:58:42,518 --> 00:58:44,216
Battling is an
expectations game.

1567
00:58:44,218 --> 00:58:46,386
Niggas goin' always come
with the expected shit,

1568
00:58:46,388 --> 00:58:48,254
'cause that's what
the audience wants to hear.

1569
00:58:48,256 --> 00:58:50,991
But the fact that you can expect
it means you can flip it.

1570
00:58:50,993 --> 00:58:52,359
Play it to your advantage.

1571
00:58:52,361 --> 00:58:53,192
Yo, it is ON.

1572
00:58:53,194 --> 00:58:54,527
I don't even know
this bitch's name,

1573
00:58:54,529 --> 00:58:56,763
but she's a fuckin' smoke show
and she's ALL OVER me.

1574
00:58:56,765 --> 00:58:57,931
I'm 'bout to smash for real.

1575
00:58:57,933 --> 00:58:59,466
Don't you think
it's a problem that

1576
00:58:59,468 --> 00:59:00,835
you don't know her name?

1577
00:59:00,837 --> 00:59:02,368
Yo, the only problem is gonna
be when I'm fuckin' her

1578
00:59:02,370 --> 00:59:05,004
so hard her teenage
daughter is gonna get

1579
00:59:05,006 --> 00:59:06,507
pregnant in the future.

1580
00:59:06,509 --> 00:59:08,375
Shit, how can THAT motherfucker

1581
00:59:08,377 --> 00:59:09,576
get laid off battling?

1582
00:59:09,578 --> 00:59:10,944
For me it just
makes it harder.

1583
00:59:10,946 --> 00:59:13,279
I tell a nigga I battle
and his dick start tucking up

1584
00:59:13,281 --> 00:59:16,150
like it's the
"Silence of the Lambs."

1585
00:59:16,152 --> 00:59:17,384
I need a drink.

1586
00:59:17,386 --> 00:59:19,252
Yo, I swear that's...

1587
00:59:19,254 --> 00:59:21,788
nah, it can't be.

1588
00:59:21,790 --> 00:59:23,022
You know her
from somewhere?

1589
00:59:23,024 --> 00:59:25,558
Yeah... from jerking off.

1590
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:28,462
That's Bella Backwoods, yo,
I've been following her since

1591
00:59:28,464 --> 00:59:30,163
Teen vids all
the way to MILF.

1592
00:59:30,165 --> 00:59:30,763
That's...

1593
00:59:30,765 --> 00:59:32,065
three years.

1594
00:59:32,067 --> 00:59:34,466
That actually IS a long time
to follow a porn star.

1595
00:59:34,468 --> 00:59:35,601
I'm sayin' though.

1596
00:59:35,603 --> 00:59:38,306
Oh, my God, yes!

1597
00:59:39,274 --> 00:59:40,507
Fuck.

1598
00:59:40,509 --> 00:59:41,808
We gotta stop Che.

1599
00:59:41,810 --> 00:59:43,710
Because of his deeply
problematic attitude towards

1600
00:59:43,712 --> 00:59:45,145
hook-ups and
women in general?

1601
00:59:45,147 --> 00:59:45,879
No.

1602
00:59:45,881 --> 00:59:47,849
Because of THIS.

1603
00:59:50,386 --> 00:59:51,384
We should.

1604
00:59:51,386 --> 00:59:52,351
Get Behn.

1605
00:59:54,823 --> 00:59:57,091
Oh, damn,
y'all perverts, man!

1606
00:59:57,093 --> 00:59:59,259
Oh, you tryna get a picture
for the 'Gram, huh?

1607
00:59:59,261 --> 01:00:00,897
Take that shit.

1608
01:00:01,797 --> 01:00:03,496
Put your damn pants on.

1609
01:00:03,498 --> 01:00:04,531
Alright, alright.
Shit, man.

1610
01:00:04,533 --> 01:00:05,498
You tryna hit
this shit too?

1611
01:00:05,500 --> 01:00:06,567
At least let me
finish first.

1612
01:00:06,569 --> 01:00:08,400
Man, that's Megaton's girl,
you dumb-ass nigga.

1613
01:00:08,402 --> 01:00:10,237
You better hope and pray
he didn't see you come in here

1614
01:00:10,239 --> 01:00:11,737
or we all will be
getting fucked.

1615
01:00:11,739 --> 01:00:12,839
Hurry up!

1616
01:00:12,841 --> 01:00:13,774
Okay, okay!

1617
01:00:13,776 --> 01:00:14,808
Back up.

1618
01:00:14,810 --> 01:00:16,643
If anything,
this is between Bella

1619
01:00:16,645 --> 01:00:18,846
and her boyfriend.

1620
01:00:18,848 --> 01:00:21,080
Are we seriously suggesting
that Che is somehow

1621
01:00:21,082 --> 01:00:23,949
vaginally trespassing on
another man's property?

1622
01:00:23,951 --> 01:00:26,319
So Bella has no sexual agency

1623
01:00:26,321 --> 01:00:27,487
or bodily autonomy here?

1624
01:00:27,489 --> 01:00:30,827
Ain't none of us gon' have
bodily autonomy if we dead!

1625
01:00:39,067 --> 01:00:39,699
Fuck.

1626
01:00:39,701 --> 01:00:40,937
Hey, babe.

1627
01:00:47,475 --> 01:00:49,275
I'll deal with this
fucking whore later.

1628
01:00:49,277 --> 01:00:50,576
Right now I'ma have
some words with

1629
01:00:50,578 --> 01:00:51,844
my gardener real quick.

1630
01:00:51,846 --> 01:00:52,978
Alright.

1631
01:00:52,980 --> 01:00:54,647
Look, he didn't
mean to disrespect you.

1632
01:00:54,649 --> 01:00:56,116
He's just a knucklehead.

1633
01:00:56,118 --> 01:00:58,217
- If he would of knew...
- Get the fuck out

1634
01:00:58,219 --> 01:00:58,951
my way, dog.

1635
01:00:58,953 --> 01:00:59,886
This don't
even concern you.

1636
01:00:59,888 --> 01:01:01,020
Well, I'm making
it my concern.

1637
01:01:01,022 --> 01:01:03,022
Why, 'cause you
the big homie now?

1638
01:01:03,024 --> 01:01:04,958
You fuckin' vouch for
him all of a sudden?

1639
01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:07,726
He didn't mean anything.

1640
01:01:07,728 --> 01:01:09,096
We battle rappers.

1641
01:01:09,098 --> 01:01:11,897
We battle each other
and disrespect each other

1642
01:01:11,899 --> 01:01:13,199
in the ring as rappers.

1643
01:01:13,201 --> 01:01:16,768
But to come to my house,
and FUCK MY GIRL?

1644
01:01:16,770 --> 01:01:18,170
You disrespected me AS A MAN.

1645
01:01:18,172 --> 01:01:21,408
So now we goin' have
to handle that as men.

1646
01:01:21,410 --> 01:01:25,946
If you wanna throw hands,
we can throw hands.

1647
01:01:25,948 --> 01:01:27,813
But you gon'
keep them guns out.

1648
01:01:27,815 --> 01:01:29,415
Oh we gon' do a lot
more than throw hands,

1649
01:01:29,417 --> 01:01:31,219
motherfucker.

1650
01:01:32,587 --> 01:01:34,122
I'ma see you...

1651
01:01:35,725 --> 01:01:37,226
in that ring.

1652
01:01:39,962 --> 01:01:41,728
It ain't gon' be no
straight rap shit though,

1653
01:01:41,730 --> 01:01:43,029
- you feel me?
- That's cool.

1654
01:01:43,031 --> 01:01:44,230
Me and you got
a problem as men.

1655
01:01:44,232 --> 01:01:46,799
We battle as men,
not just as rappers.

1656
01:01:46,801 --> 01:01:47,868
- Straight up.
- That's cool.

1657
01:01:47,870 --> 01:01:49,301
We could do that.

1658
01:01:49,303 --> 01:01:51,203
Understood.

1659
01:01:51,205 --> 01:01:52,371
Right?

1660
01:01:52,373 --> 01:01:53,375
Yup.

1661
01:01:57,846 --> 01:02:01,448
I'm sorry, a rap battle?

1662
01:02:01,450 --> 01:02:03,817
You wanna solve this
with a rap battle?

1663
01:02:03,819 --> 01:02:05,250
Shut the fuck up.

1664
01:02:05,252 --> 01:02:07,386
No, I'm over here
pissing my pants...

1665
01:02:07,388 --> 01:02:08,989
That actually might
be literal...

1666
01:02:08,991 --> 01:02:10,991
thinking I'm surrounded
by straight-up gangsters

1667
01:02:10,993 --> 01:02:12,991
packing heat,
about to blow my brains

1668
01:02:12,993 --> 01:02:14,726
all over this
lovely interior decor,

1669
01:02:14,728 --> 01:02:16,996
but no.

1670
01:02:16,998 --> 01:02:19,866
You think the most street
way to deal with this

1671
01:02:19,868 --> 01:02:21,368
is with a rap battle!

1672
01:02:21,370 --> 01:02:24,304
That thing where a bunch of
grown-ass men get together

1673
01:02:24,306 --> 01:02:26,038
in a room, call each
other gay and come up with

1674
01:02:26,040 --> 01:02:27,172
make-believe ways we're totally

1675
01:02:27,174 --> 01:02:28,241
going to kill each other.

1676
01:02:28,243 --> 01:02:30,377
Is that not
the corniest shit

1677
01:02:30,379 --> 01:02:31,877
you've ever heard in your life?

1678
01:02:31,879 --> 01:02:33,147
Is that thing even real?

1679
01:02:33,149 --> 01:02:35,815
We was just leaving.

1680
01:02:35,817 --> 01:02:36,984
Great to meet you all!

1681
01:02:36,986 --> 01:02:38,185
Come on up to
Berkeley sometime,

1682
01:02:38,187 --> 01:02:41,855
we settle beef with
word debates there too!

1683
01:02:41,857 --> 01:02:43,390
Can you believe how
ridiculous that was?

1684
01:02:43,392 --> 01:02:46,359
To take this silly insult
game we play so seriously.

1685
01:02:46,361 --> 01:02:47,794
I mean, love it,
but come on.

1686
01:02:47,796 --> 01:02:49,995
I thought we were in a life or
death situation back there!

1687
01:02:49,997 --> 01:02:50,998
Wooo!
Stop the car.

1688
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:52,232
Oh, yeah?
You want to grab a drink?

1689
01:02:52,234 --> 01:02:53,900
Ooo, we should do a toast
to Che's big battle.

1690
01:02:53,902 --> 01:02:54,967
Stop the fuckin' car!

1691
01:02:54,969 --> 01:02:56,904
I'm having a fuckin'
panic attack!

1692
01:02:56,906 --> 01:02:58,306
Oh!

1693
01:03:07,982 --> 01:03:09,082
I'm sorry, man.

1694
01:03:09,084 --> 01:03:12,118
I have anxiety myself,
I know how it is.

1695
01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:14,020
And that was an
insane situation.

1696
01:03:14,022 --> 01:03:16,957
I just figured you
had a handle on it.

1697
01:03:16,959 --> 01:03:18,058
Why?

1698
01:03:18,060 --> 01:03:19,993
'Cause I'm black,
so I'm supposed to be

1699
01:03:19,995 --> 01:03:22,029
in the streets like that?

1700
01:03:22,031 --> 01:03:25,699
I'm a fuckin'
video game designer, dog.

1701
01:03:25,701 --> 01:03:27,000
You're WHAT?

1702
01:03:27,002 --> 01:03:29,569
Oh, this is you
fucking with me.

1703
01:03:29,571 --> 01:03:30,303
No.

1704
01:03:30,305 --> 01:03:32,507
That's on my
daughter's life.

1705
01:03:33,709 --> 01:03:35,875
You have a daughter?

1706
01:03:35,877 --> 01:03:38,444
So, the slang, the accent.

1707
01:03:38,446 --> 01:03:40,513
It's an act.

1708
01:03:40,515 --> 01:03:41,515
This ain't no ACT.

1709
01:03:41,517 --> 01:03:43,850
You never heard
a code-switchin', mah'fucka?

1710
01:03:43,852 --> 01:03:44,784
Right.

1711
01:03:44,786 --> 01:03:46,321
Of course.

1712
01:03:48,122 --> 01:03:49,556
Sorry, I didn't mean
to make any assumptions.

1713
01:03:49,558 --> 01:03:51,558
- I just thought...
- I know what you thought.

1714
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:52,926
You think I need
a white boy to tell me

1715
01:03:52,928 --> 01:03:54,194
what he thought of me?

1716
01:03:54,196 --> 01:03:57,931
Battle rap is not boxing,
it's a street fight.

1717
01:03:57,933 --> 01:03:59,332
You wan't just
get your jaw broke,

1718
01:03:59,334 --> 01:04:00,766
you got someone right
in your face

1719
01:04:00,768 --> 01:04:02,167
trying to tear you apart.

1720
01:04:02,169 --> 01:04:04,638
Your job, your girl, dick pics
you sent in high school.

1721
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:06,140
It's fair game.

1722
01:04:06,142 --> 01:04:09,308
That's why I keep my private
business actually private.

1723
01:04:09,310 --> 01:04:13,013
And I never use personals
on my opponents, neither.

1724
01:04:13,015 --> 01:04:15,551
I just talk
about shooting them.

1725
01:04:20,055 --> 01:04:22,489
Okay.

1726
01:04:22,491 --> 01:04:24,123
What is that?

1727
01:04:24,125 --> 01:04:27,726
Look... front,
back, front, salute.

1728
01:04:27,728 --> 01:04:29,098
Got it?

1729
01:04:29,997 --> 01:04:31,063
Got it!

1730
01:04:31,065 --> 01:04:32,464
A'ight. That was great.

1731
01:04:32,466 --> 01:04:34,701
We got a long way to
Oakland to work on that.

1732
01:04:34,703 --> 01:04:36,170
Shit!

1733
01:04:36,172 --> 01:04:38,074
What time is it?

1734
01:04:49,218 --> 01:04:52,819
Hey, um... do you think
since we're going back to

1735
01:04:52,821 --> 01:04:56,422
your place anyway,
maybe I could...

1736
01:04:56,424 --> 01:04:59,694
stay, at...?

1737
01:05:02,663 --> 01:05:03,698
I got you.

1738
01:05:08,335 --> 01:05:10,272
This place is awesome, man.

1739
01:05:11,006 --> 01:05:12,839
I'm honestly surprised.

1740
01:05:12,841 --> 01:05:13,973
You would be surprised.

1741
01:05:13,975 --> 01:05:15,842
You a racist piece of shit.

1742
01:05:15,844 --> 01:05:17,076
Yeah, I know.

1743
01:05:17,078 --> 01:05:19,011
I'm trying hard not to be.

1744
01:05:19,013 --> 01:05:21,313
I believe you
really think that.

1745
01:05:21,315 --> 01:05:23,216
Look, before we
get up there,

1746
01:05:23,218 --> 01:05:24,516
my wife got a problem with

1747
01:05:24,518 --> 01:05:26,286
people calling me my rap name.

1748
01:05:26,288 --> 01:05:29,658
So call me Osiris.
Or Oz.

1749
01:05:30,825 --> 01:05:32,359
Your real name is Osiris?

1750
01:05:32,361 --> 01:05:33,460
Yeah.

1751
01:05:33,462 --> 01:05:35,627
But your rap name is BEHN?

1752
01:05:35,629 --> 01:05:37,364
Yeah.

1753
01:05:37,366 --> 01:05:39,098
Okay.

1754
01:05:39,100 --> 01:05:43,469
Man, I can HEAR the
racist shit you thinking.

1755
01:05:43,471 --> 01:05:45,538
Everything is good,
you know.

1756
01:05:45,540 --> 01:05:47,841
My wife make the best
burnt bacon ever.

1757
01:05:47,843 --> 01:05:48,708
Yeah?

1758
01:05:48,710 --> 01:05:52,248
- Yeah, man...
- Boy, take that hat off.

1759
01:05:53,247 --> 01:05:55,448
Can I be done now?

1760
01:05:55,450 --> 01:05:58,486
Give me one more bite, baby.

1761
01:05:59,821 --> 01:06:03,957
No, no, no, no, no,
give me one bigger than that!

1762
01:06:03,959 --> 01:06:04,891
There you go.

1763
01:06:04,893 --> 01:06:06,560
Now you're done, okay?

1764
01:06:07,930 --> 01:06:09,062
Oz?

1765
01:06:09,064 --> 01:06:11,498
I got it. I got it.
I got it.

1766
01:06:11,500 --> 01:06:13,132
Hey, baby. It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.

1767
01:06:13,134 --> 01:06:14,333
There you go. There you go.

1768
01:06:14,335 --> 01:06:15,634
Just how we practiced, okay?

1769
01:06:15,636 --> 01:06:17,439
Big deep breaths.

1770
01:06:19,073 --> 01:06:20,373
Think of it like you're
breathing down

1771
01:06:20,375 --> 01:06:24,914
into your tummy. In and out.

1772
01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:28,350
In and out.

1773
01:06:29,551 --> 01:06:31,452
There you go.

1774
01:06:35,890 --> 01:06:37,123
- Your feeling better?
- Mmm-hmm.

1775
01:06:37,125 --> 01:06:38,824
You wanna go
watch a little TV?

1776
01:06:38,826 --> 01:06:40,428
Okay.

1777
01:06:41,328 --> 01:06:43,897
Daddy will take you, c'mon.

1778
01:06:43,899 --> 01:06:45,431
What my baby
wanna watch, hmm?

1779
01:06:45,433 --> 01:06:46,899
Austin and Ally!

1780
01:06:46,901 --> 01:06:49,335
I like that one too,
I'll watch it with you.

1781
01:06:49,337 --> 01:06:51,471
Cystic fibrosis.

1782
01:06:51,473 --> 01:06:53,339
She's had it since
she was born.

1783
01:06:53,341 --> 01:06:56,141
Her lungs get clogged up
and it just makes it

1784
01:06:56,143 --> 01:06:58,346
hard for her to breathe.

1785
01:06:59,247 --> 01:07:01,013
That's really tough.

1786
01:07:01,015 --> 01:07:02,550
I'm sorry.

1787
01:07:04,152 --> 01:07:06,618
So, Adam, what do you do?

1788
01:07:06,620 --> 01:07:08,620
I mean besides appropriate
black culture

1789
01:07:08,622 --> 01:07:10,757
for your livelihood.

1790
01:07:10,759 --> 01:07:11,994
That's hilarious.

1791
01:07:13,027 --> 01:07:14,226
Oh. Okay.

1792
01:07:14,228 --> 01:07:15,395
I'm a student.

1793
01:07:15,397 --> 01:07:16,728
English Lit major.

1794
01:07:16,730 --> 01:07:18,665
I'm actually more
interested in what Behn...

1795
01:07:18,667 --> 01:07:20,667
Oz does, to be
honest with you.

1796
01:07:20,669 --> 01:07:21,835
Video game design.

1797
01:07:21,837 --> 01:07:24,002
How did you get into that?

1798
01:07:24,004 --> 01:07:27,839
I stabbed a video game
designer and took his laptop.

1799
01:07:27,841 --> 01:07:29,208
Really?

1800
01:07:29,210 --> 01:07:30,877
What's wrong with you?

1801
01:07:30,879 --> 01:07:32,714
I went to college.

1802
01:07:33,982 --> 01:07:36,116
And do they, uh... know?

1803
01:07:36,118 --> 01:07:37,984
About the battle rap?

1804
01:07:37,986 --> 01:07:38,917
Yeah.

1805
01:07:38,919 --> 01:07:39,685
And they're cool with it?

1806
01:07:39,687 --> 01:07:41,054
With a black guy
being a rapper?

1807
01:07:41,056 --> 01:07:42,489
You know what,
I'ma be honest,

1808
01:07:42,491 --> 01:07:44,223
it does get annoying sometime
when you're working

1809
01:07:44,225 --> 01:07:46,391
on an FPS and you got all
these dudes coming up

1810
01:07:46,393 --> 01:07:48,127
to you asking you
details about a gun.

1811
01:07:48,129 --> 01:07:49,362
Well, it's great that
your wife is

1812
01:07:49,364 --> 01:07:50,362
so supportive of you battling.

1813
01:07:50,364 --> 01:07:51,330
Why wouldn't I?

1814
01:07:51,332 --> 01:07:52,431
It's just my
girlfriend isn't.

1815
01:07:52,433 --> 01:07:53,900
'Cause of all the
woman-bashing and stuff.

1816
01:07:53,902 --> 01:07:55,835
I just thought you may
be against it because

1817
01:07:55,837 --> 01:07:58,606
it portrays a certain
...negative image.

1818
01:08:01,576 --> 01:08:04,710
I see we got no "respectability
politics"-ass motherfucker

1819
01:08:04,712 --> 01:08:05,944
at the table.

1820
01:08:05,946 --> 01:08:07,145
No, no, I got it.

1821
01:08:07,147 --> 01:08:08,348
A'ight.

1822
01:08:08,350 --> 01:08:09,716
You really want to sit
here and spout off about

1823
01:08:09,718 --> 01:08:12,685
"negative image," when we
both know that no matter

1824
01:08:12,687 --> 01:08:16,388
how much money he makes,
no matter how "well" he speaks,

1825
01:08:16,390 --> 01:08:17,923
no matter how many
suits he puts on,

1826
01:08:17,925 --> 01:08:19,993
he can still go out and get
shot in the street

1827
01:08:19,995 --> 01:08:21,427
by the police for no reason.

1828
01:08:21,429 --> 01:08:22,561
That I can have
the same fate?

1829
01:08:22,563 --> 01:08:23,695
That my daughter can?

1830
01:08:23,697 --> 01:08:26,598
So if he's gonna
make money by battling,

1831
01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:28,567
and put food on
this here table,

1832
01:08:28,569 --> 01:08:30,136
with the talents that
God has given him,

1833
01:08:30,138 --> 01:08:31,538
oh, you damn right
I'ma support him.

1834
01:08:31,540 --> 01:08:32,972
No matter how many of y'all
little white boys come up in

1835
01:08:32,974 --> 01:08:37,009
here talking about how
"negative" it might be.

1836
01:08:37,011 --> 01:08:39,079
But you live in Rockridge,
the safest neighborhood

1837
01:08:39,081 --> 01:08:40,446
- in Oak...
- Damn it.

1838
01:08:40,448 --> 01:08:42,448
I can't believe I just had
to black-splain some shit to

1839
01:08:42,450 --> 01:08:44,217
you in my own damn house.

1840
01:08:44,219 --> 01:08:45,685
Maybe that's all
white people need,

1841
01:08:45,687 --> 01:08:47,853
is just to have someone
explain stuff to us.

1842
01:08:47,855 --> 01:08:50,190
So it's not enough that
this country was literally

1843
01:08:50,192 --> 01:08:53,360
built off of our oppression,
but now that we get an iota

1844
01:08:53,362 --> 01:08:55,127
of freedom, we gotta
go explaining that

1845
01:08:55,129 --> 01:08:57,495
same oppression back to y'all?

1846
01:08:57,497 --> 01:08:59,298
No. Not tonight, Satan.

1847
01:08:59,300 --> 01:09:01,334
I need to go
make me some tea.

1848
01:09:01,336 --> 01:09:04,904
And Oz... I love you,
but if you think

1849
01:09:04,906 --> 01:09:07,673
that MC Micro-Agression here
is spending one night under

1850
01:09:07,675 --> 01:09:10,243
this here roof, both of
y'all can go find yourselves

1851
01:09:10,245 --> 01:09:11,543
a hotel room where
you can discuss

1852
01:09:11,545 --> 01:09:14,082
"black-on-black crime" together.

1853
01:09:17,184 --> 01:09:19,554
She BODIED you, nigga.

1854
01:09:22,389 --> 01:09:24,557
I felt bad when
it was a black guy,

1855
01:09:24,559 --> 01:09:26,625
but look at all
his privilege.

1856
01:09:26,627 --> 01:09:28,694
White kids choosing to be
homeless so they can act

1857
01:09:28,696 --> 01:09:32,468
like Kerouac are the reason
we don't have communism.

1858
01:09:37,071 --> 01:09:38,838
Actually, the reason we
don't have communism is your

1859
01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:40,606
undermining of the
interracial solidarity and

1860
01:09:40,608 --> 01:09:42,475
class consciousness
of the proletariat.

1861
01:09:42,477 --> 01:09:44,410
And you look like you'd
smoke pumpkin spice

1862
01:09:44,412 --> 01:09:46,915
out a junkie's pipe!

1863
01:09:52,854 --> 01:09:53,953
Adam.

1864
01:09:53,955 --> 01:09:55,521
Hey, babe.

1865
01:09:55,523 --> 01:09:57,123
I was hoping we could talk,
now that we've had

1866
01:09:57,125 --> 01:09:58,324
a chance to cool off.

1867
01:09:58,326 --> 01:09:59,726
Hmm. It's funny.

1868
01:09:59,728 --> 01:10:02,598
This is exactly what your
father said you would do.

1869
01:10:03,430 --> 01:10:04,931
You talked to my dad?

1870
01:10:04,933 --> 01:10:07,133
About our relationship?

1871
01:10:07,135 --> 01:10:10,003
Well, he had some prescient
insights, actually.

1872
01:10:10,005 --> 01:10:11,871
He pointed out the parallels
with Dmitry and Katya

1873
01:10:11,873 --> 01:10:13,571
- in The Brothers Kara...
- This conversation is really,

1874
01:10:13,573 --> 01:10:14,539
really important to me.

1875
01:10:14,541 --> 01:10:15,473
Can you hold on a second?

1876
01:10:15,475 --> 01:10:17,710
I have to take this call.

1877
01:10:17,712 --> 01:10:18,710
Yo.

1878
01:10:18,712 --> 01:10:20,312
Yo, Adam, what's goody.

1879
01:10:20,314 --> 01:10:21,347
Hunnid Gramz!

1880
01:10:21,349 --> 01:10:22,915
This is awesome.

1881
01:10:22,917 --> 01:10:24,183
It's an honor.

1882
01:10:24,185 --> 01:10:25,151
A'ight, word.

1883
01:10:25,153 --> 01:10:26,552
Check it out, right.

1884
01:10:26,554 --> 01:10:28,053
We got an event end of the
month where we settin' up

1885
01:10:28,055 --> 01:10:31,624
Megaton verse Che to deal with
all this beef out here, okay.

1886
01:10:31,626 --> 01:10:34,360
And I thought it'd be EXTRA
dope to have a co-headliner:

1887
01:10:34,362 --> 01:10:38,364
Adam verse Behn Grym.

1888
01:10:38,366 --> 01:10:40,102
Can you hold on a sec?

1889
01:10:41,536 --> 01:10:43,035
I have a huge opportunity.

1890
01:10:43,037 --> 01:10:44,169
Huge for US.

1891
01:10:44,171 --> 01:10:46,571
Is it your window of
opportunity for begging

1892
01:10:46,573 --> 01:10:47,807
for my forgiveness?

1893
01:10:47,809 --> 01:10:50,176
- You don't understand...
- I DON'T understand.

1894
01:10:50,178 --> 01:10:52,311
I don't even know who
the hell you are right now.

1895
01:10:52,313 --> 01:10:53,245
Do YOU?

1896
01:10:53,247 --> 01:10:55,149
One sec.

1897
01:10:56,151 --> 01:10:57,249
Gramz?

1898
01:10:57,251 --> 01:10:58,551
Dude, you playing
hardball, huh?

1899
01:10:58,553 --> 01:11:00,052
Tell you what,
you take the match,

1900
01:11:00,054 --> 01:11:02,321
I got five racks for y'all.
Each.

1901
01:11:02,323 --> 01:11:06,558
- It's not about the money...
- This could be the biggest

1902
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:07,994
match of your career.

1903
01:11:07,996 --> 01:11:10,495
People always wanna see the
master face his protégé, okay.

1904
01:11:10,497 --> 01:11:13,432
If you go off,
you a legend for life.

1905
01:11:15,470 --> 01:11:17,137
Okay. I'll take the battle.

1906
01:11:17,139 --> 01:11:19,438
WHAT battle?

1907
01:11:19,440 --> 01:11:20,740
Maya!

1908
01:11:20,742 --> 01:11:23,476
The lifelong battle of
winning back your trust?

1909
01:11:23,478 --> 01:11:24,643
I'm hanging up now.

1910
01:11:24,645 --> 01:11:25,645
No, NO, NO, DON'T.

1911
01:11:25,647 --> 01:11:27,813
I'll get rid of
the other call.

1912
01:11:27,815 --> 01:11:29,548
Okay, it's just you
and me now,

1913
01:11:29,550 --> 01:11:30,482
I promise.

1914
01:11:30,484 --> 01:11:31,417
WOAH.

1915
01:11:31,419 --> 01:11:33,151
I'm just offerin' a match-up.

1916
01:11:33,153 --> 01:11:34,387
Wait, who is this?

1917
01:11:34,389 --> 01:11:36,957
Hunnid fuckin' Gramz,
town bizness.

1918
01:11:36,959 --> 01:11:39,558
Look, there ain't no
"you and me" all of a sudden.

1919
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:41,694
I mean, you got some shit,
but I ain't tryna make

1920
01:11:41,696 --> 01:11:43,864
a funny white boy my
flagship artist or nothing.

1921
01:11:43,866 --> 01:11:45,899
No offense.

1922
01:11:45,901 --> 01:11:47,467
Yo. I mean, hey.

1923
01:11:47,469 --> 01:11:49,302
I mean, who...?

1924
01:11:49,304 --> 01:11:51,370
So the other call
is gone?

1925
01:11:51,372 --> 01:11:53,075
Right.

1926
01:11:54,341 --> 01:11:56,875
Okay, babe, it's done.

1927
01:11:56,877 --> 01:11:58,043
What the FUCK
you call me?

1928
01:11:58,045 --> 01:12:00,545
Uh, YOU "the fuck"
called ME.

1929
01:12:00,547 --> 01:12:02,214
What you doin'
with your voice now?

1930
01:12:02,216 --> 01:12:05,218
Offer a white boy some money
and y'all get weird as shit.

1931
01:12:05,220 --> 01:12:07,719
I think I... accidentally
merged the two calls.

1932
01:12:07,721 --> 01:12:09,754
Adam???
Who is this?

1933
01:12:09,756 --> 01:12:12,225
Ohhh, so you
really IS a bitch.

1934
01:12:12,227 --> 01:12:13,793
Yo, your voice sound sexy.

1935
01:12:13,795 --> 01:12:15,328
I like a woman who sounds like
she 'bout to make

1936
01:12:15,330 --> 01:12:16,762
my ass pay alimony.

1937
01:12:16,764 --> 01:12:18,063
- Oh, my God.
- PIG.

1938
01:12:18,065 --> 01:12:19,832
And I am not saying
that because you're black.

1939
01:12:19,834 --> 01:12:21,100
And I'm not even assuming
that you are black.

1940
01:12:21,102 --> 01:12:23,302
Damn it, Adam,
why do you always make me

1941
01:12:23,304 --> 01:12:24,536
sound so RACIST?

1942
01:12:24,538 --> 01:12:26,740
That's a keeper,
bruh, f'real f'real.

1943
01:12:26,742 --> 01:12:29,508
So what's good
with the battle?

1944
01:12:29,510 --> 01:12:32,043
I'm not doing
any more battles.

1945
01:12:32,045 --> 01:12:33,945
Ever again.

1946
01:12:33,947 --> 01:12:35,013
I'm out.

1947
01:12:35,015 --> 01:12:37,883
I just lost my
girlfriend for good,

1948
01:12:37,885 --> 01:12:40,753
I got beat up by a vegan,
and I'm sleeping on

1949
01:12:40,755 --> 01:12:43,623
a fucking park bench,
all because of battle rap.

1950
01:12:43,625 --> 01:12:46,793
And you guys don't
even take me seriously.

1951
01:12:46,795 --> 01:12:49,094
Plus, everywhere
I go people think

1952
01:12:49,096 --> 01:12:50,996
I'm some neo-Nazi racist.

1953
01:12:50,998 --> 01:12:53,066
It's like I'm walking
around yelling "chink,

1954
01:12:53,068 --> 01:12:56,672
kike, gook, spic, faggot,
raghead"...

1955
01:12:58,872 --> 01:13:01,874
I've been getting reports
of a homeless man

1956
01:13:01,876 --> 01:13:07,313
on this bench verbally
accosting passersby.

1957
01:13:07,315 --> 01:13:10,348
What can you
tell me about this?

1958
01:13:10,350 --> 01:13:12,418
I haven't seen anyone.

1959
01:13:12,420 --> 01:13:14,723
I should get to class.

1960
01:13:33,273 --> 01:13:34,007
Maya.

1961
01:13:34,009 --> 01:13:35,208
Can I talk to
you for a sec?

1962
01:13:35,210 --> 01:13:37,310
You left her stranded
in a Los Angeles ghetto.

1963
01:13:37,312 --> 01:13:38,444
She has nothing
to say to you.

1964
01:13:38,446 --> 01:13:39,579
She left me stranded!...

1965
01:13:39,581 --> 01:13:40,780
That's not important right now.

1966
01:13:40,782 --> 01:13:41,780
Look, Maya, I just
want you to know that

1967
01:13:41,782 --> 01:13:43,249
I'm quitting rap battling.

1968
01:13:43,251 --> 01:13:44,049
For real.

1969
01:13:44,051 --> 01:13:45,218
It made me into a
complete asshole.

1970
01:13:45,220 --> 01:13:46,252
I totally get it.

1971
01:13:46,254 --> 01:13:47,085
Alright, everyone.

1972
01:13:47,087 --> 01:13:49,088
As you know, we have
subject thesis

1973
01:13:49,090 --> 01:13:50,289
presentations today.

1974
01:13:50,291 --> 01:13:54,026
A brave soul among you
has volunteered to go first...

1975
01:13:54,028 --> 01:13:55,227
Maya.

1976
01:13:55,229 --> 01:13:57,963
Oh, please, don't give
me the sad puppy dog act.

1977
01:13:57,965 --> 01:13:59,999
I know you think you're
the hero of the story,

1978
01:14:00,001 --> 01:14:02,601
and that I'm just the cliché
controlling bitch girlfriend

1979
01:14:02,603 --> 01:14:04,235
who the audience is
supposed to hate.

1980
01:14:04,237 --> 01:14:07,173
But have you ever stopped
to think I might be a bitch

1981
01:14:07,175 --> 01:14:08,240
with a POINT?

1982
01:14:08,242 --> 01:14:09,843
That the real problem here
isn't the TONE of what

1983
01:14:09,845 --> 01:14:12,214
I'm saying, it's the CONTENT
of what you've said?

1984
01:14:14,049 --> 01:14:16,382
Your life fails
the Bechdel test.

1985
01:14:16,384 --> 01:14:18,517
- Yasss, bitch.
- Mmm, get it.

1986
01:14:18,519 --> 01:14:20,119
- You okay?
- Yeah.

1987
01:14:20,121 --> 01:14:22,454
Thanks, Mr. Kendall.

1988
01:14:22,456 --> 01:14:24,490
So the subject of my thesis is

1989
01:14:24,492 --> 01:14:26,325
"The Cultural Legitimization of

1990
01:14:26,327 --> 01:14:29,895
White Racism in America as
'Free Expression.'"

1991
01:14:29,897 --> 01:14:32,030
I plan to trace this idea
from its emergence in

1992
01:14:32,032 --> 01:14:34,734
the mid-20th Century,
when racism became

1993
01:14:34,736 --> 01:14:36,968
less forthright and more
coded, through today,

1994
01:14:36,970 --> 01:14:38,137
when it has become
particularly salient...

1995
01:14:38,139 --> 01:14:39,938
Look, I understand
where you coming from.

1996
01:14:39,940 --> 01:14:42,008
I wanna quit this
shit half the time too.

1997
01:14:42,010 --> 01:14:44,776
And you think I really
wanna battle a homie?

1998
01:14:44,778 --> 01:14:46,244
It's five Gs on the line.

1999
01:14:46,246 --> 01:14:48,448
And I know my family could
really use that money.

2000
01:14:48,450 --> 01:14:50,016
We got a few
unexpected bills,

2001
01:14:50,018 --> 01:14:51,584
for Grace.

2002
01:14:51,586 --> 01:14:53,017
I'm not gonna
bore you with that.

2003
01:14:53,019 --> 01:14:54,686
I'm just asking
you, as a friend.

2004
01:14:54,688 --> 01:14:56,088
Would you please
take the battle?

2005
01:14:56,090 --> 01:14:57,323
Why are you even
talking to that

2006
01:14:57,325 --> 01:14:59,924
"I don't see color" -type
racist ass bum?

2007
01:14:59,926 --> 01:15:02,928
I told you, Young White
Privilege ain't trying to

2008
01:15:02,930 --> 01:15:04,629
help nobody but
his damn self.

2009
01:15:04,631 --> 01:15:06,198
Old dumb motherfucker.

2010
01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:07,700
One interesting example
in the 21st Century context

2011
01:15:07,702 --> 01:15:08,968
is battle rap.

2012
01:15:08,970 --> 01:15:10,869
Now what started as an
authentic African-American

2013
01:15:10,871 --> 01:15:12,705
experience has
been co-opted,

2014
01:15:12,707 --> 01:15:15,240
like so many other things,
by white supremacists,

2015
01:15:15,242 --> 01:15:19,078
as a space to say
obscenely racist things

2016
01:15:19,080 --> 01:15:22,716
under the guise of
"competition."

2017
01:15:22,718 --> 01:15:26,451
Trigger warning: in
addition to its vile racism,

2018
01:15:26,453 --> 01:15:28,588
this video contains transphobia,

2019
01:15:28,590 --> 01:15:29,888
slut shaming,

2020
01:15:29,890 --> 01:15:32,326
and an enormous douchebag.

2021
01:15:33,728 --> 01:15:35,526
Even Asian bitches
won't fuck you,

2022
01:15:35,528 --> 01:15:37,295
that means you're hella frail /

2023
01:15:37,297 --> 01:15:39,499
Ordering tuna at
sushi is the only time

2024
01:15:39,501 --> 01:15:40,767
you get yellow tail /...

2025
01:15:40,769 --> 01:15:42,401
You just take a little
cut from the trees /...

2026
01:15:42,403 --> 01:15:44,337
'Cause you really don't know
what you're fucking with

2027
01:15:44,339 --> 01:15:48,743
like you had a one-night
stand... in Thailand.

2028
01:15:49,510 --> 01:15:51,313
FAGGOT!!!

2029
01:15:58,051 --> 01:15:59,886
The f-slur, Adam?
Really?

2030
01:15:59,888 --> 01:16:02,120
That's not only offensive,
it's offensively basic.

2031
01:16:02,122 --> 01:16:04,656
You can bet your guilao ass
that EVERY Asian on campus

2032
01:16:04,658 --> 01:16:05,725
is going to know about this.

2033
01:16:05,727 --> 01:16:06,959
Well, I thought
it was hilarious.

2034
01:16:06,961 --> 01:16:08,761
I don't even mind that
you used that word...

2035
01:16:08,763 --> 01:16:11,364
you've always been
a faggot to me.

2036
01:16:11,366 --> 01:16:12,300
Thank you.

2037
01:16:22,977 --> 01:16:24,810
Oh, I can come back,
if you're busy.

2038
01:16:24,812 --> 01:16:25,844
No, come on in.

2039
01:16:25,846 --> 01:16:27,815
Have a seat.

2040
01:16:30,285 --> 01:16:31,784
What are you doing here?

2041
01:16:31,786 --> 01:16:34,085
I'm kind of... homeless.

2042
01:16:34,087 --> 01:16:36,789
I was wondering if
I could stay with you.

2043
01:16:36,791 --> 01:16:38,360
For a few days.

2044
01:16:39,594 --> 01:16:41,561
No.

2045
01:16:41,563 --> 01:16:43,027
Why do you smell
like cocoa butter?

2046
01:16:43,029 --> 01:16:45,230
Well, I spent the last
week sleeping on a bench.

2047
01:16:45,232 --> 01:16:47,467
The last homeless guy
left a bottle there.

2048
01:16:47,469 --> 01:16:48,734
My skin was all dry.

2049
01:16:48,736 --> 01:16:50,305
You know what I mean.

2050
01:16:51,505 --> 01:16:54,539
I don't mean you,
I just mean,

2051
01:16:54,541 --> 01:16:56,441
because you're a nurse.

2052
01:16:56,443 --> 01:16:58,546
I'm the Dean of this school.

2053
01:17:00,081 --> 01:17:03,248
So after Maya showed that
video of your "battle"

2054
01:17:03,250 --> 01:17:04,982
in class yesterday,
that went viral.

2055
01:17:04,984 --> 01:17:06,886
The administration is now

2056
01:17:06,888 --> 01:17:08,587
under a lot of pressure to act.

2057
01:17:08,589 --> 01:17:11,323
You know how sensitive
the climate is towards racism

2058
01:17:11,325 --> 01:17:14,727
and appropriation...
and your performance was

2059
01:17:14,729 --> 01:17:16,896
downright Iggy Azalean.

2060
01:17:16,898 --> 01:17:18,498
Why does the school
care about what I do

2061
01:17:18,500 --> 01:17:19,365
in my private life?

2062
01:17:19,367 --> 01:17:21,933
It's 2018, there is
no private life.

2063
01:17:21,935 --> 01:17:24,904
The university cannot
afford a scandal right now.

2064
01:17:24,906 --> 01:17:27,406
The Asian American Association
is ready to turn this

2065
01:17:27,408 --> 01:17:28,941
into Bien Dien Phu,

2066
01:17:28,943 --> 01:17:31,243
and the Jewish Law
Students' Association

2067
01:17:31,245 --> 01:17:34,012
is already filing a harassment
lawsuit against the campus.

2068
01:17:34,014 --> 01:17:35,949
I didn't say anything
about Jewish people.

2069
01:17:35,951 --> 01:17:38,049
Well, that may well be,
but many members of the JSLA are

2070
01:17:38,051 --> 01:17:40,585
dating members of the
Asian American Association.

2071
01:17:40,587 --> 01:17:44,390
So what do you have against
interracial relationships?

2072
01:17:44,392 --> 01:17:45,390
Huh?

2073
01:17:45,392 --> 01:17:48,927
And there's the added
visibility factor of

2074
01:17:48,929 --> 01:17:50,396
me being your father.

2075
01:17:50,398 --> 01:17:52,966
Like it or not,
people notice when Kylo Ren

2076
01:17:52,968 --> 01:17:55,567
has a Force tantrum because
he's Han Solo's son.

2077
01:17:55,569 --> 01:17:56,768
Sorry, Dean... spoilers.

2078
01:17:56,770 --> 01:17:59,471
I know this looks bad, but it's
all for my thesis subject,

2079
01:17:59,473 --> 01:18:01,539
which is on the use
of the word "nigga"...

2080
01:18:01,541 --> 01:18:03,174
EXCUSE ME???

2081
01:18:03,176 --> 01:18:06,611
Sorry, Behn Grym told me that
it's more respectful to say

2082
01:18:06,613 --> 01:18:08,013
"nigga."

2083
01:18:08,015 --> 01:18:12,151
The rock monster from
the Fantastic Four

2084
01:18:12,153 --> 01:18:15,353
said you could us
the N-word?...

2085
01:18:15,355 --> 01:18:16,323
He's black.

2086
01:18:18,693 --> 01:18:19,691
I gotta go to class.

2087
01:18:19,693 --> 01:18:21,026
Actually, you don't.

2088
01:18:21,028 --> 01:18:22,061
Effectively immediately

2089
01:18:22,063 --> 01:18:23,361
- your scholarship is being...
- What?

2090
01:18:23,363 --> 01:18:25,431
Thirty years in academia,
and every man still thinks

2091
01:18:25,433 --> 01:18:28,366
his balls have the
right to interrupt me.

2092
01:18:28,368 --> 01:18:31,637
I said that effective
immediately your scholarship

2093
01:18:31,639 --> 01:18:32,737
is being suspended.

2094
01:18:32,739 --> 01:18:34,071
Don't look at me.

2095
01:18:34,073 --> 01:18:35,607
I gotta think about
my own situation here.

2096
01:18:35,609 --> 01:18:38,444
If I'm seen publicly
supporting your comments,

2097
01:18:38,446 --> 01:18:39,477
I'll be like the next

2098
01:18:39,479 --> 01:18:41,547
"insert whatever the
Internet is mad at today."

2099
01:18:41,549 --> 01:18:42,615
So you're disowning me?

2100
01:18:42,617 --> 01:18:44,816
Adam, use a less plutocratic
word than disowning.

2101
01:18:44,818 --> 01:18:45,884
I'm not a racist.

2102
01:18:45,886 --> 01:18:47,018
How can you judge
someone based off

2103
01:18:47,020 --> 01:18:48,454
one clip on YouTube?

2104
01:18:48,456 --> 01:18:50,755
Because I wrote the book.

2105
01:18:50,757 --> 01:18:52,594
Several.

2106
01:18:55,895 --> 01:18:57,663
"People pay for what they do,

2107
01:18:57,665 --> 01:19:01,670
and still more for what they
allow themselves to become."

2108
01:19:02,403 --> 01:19:04,035
James Baldwin.

2109
01:19:04,037 --> 01:19:05,304
And to quote a
more contemporary

2110
01:19:05,306 --> 01:19:07,039
African-American writer,
that was the realest shit

2111
01:19:07,041 --> 01:19:09,074
he ever wrote.

2112
01:19:09,076 --> 01:19:11,944
Well... if Karamazov
DID commit patricide,

2113
01:19:11,946 --> 01:19:14,646
then I wouldn't be
that surprised.

2114
01:19:14,648 --> 01:19:16,815
That's precisely the
rhetoric I can't abide.

2115
01:19:16,817 --> 01:19:19,785
Well, I am being bastardized.

2116
01:19:19,787 --> 01:19:22,320
Are you trying to satirize?

2117
01:19:22,322 --> 01:19:25,191
If did, then would
you be satisfied?

2118
01:19:25,193 --> 01:19:28,660
Stop rhyming,
you little shit!

2119
01:19:28,662 --> 01:19:31,333
This family is fucked up.

2120
01:19:50,084 --> 01:19:51,917
Safe space, not hate space!

2121
01:19:51,919 --> 01:19:53,852
Asian Americans against Adam!

2122
01:19:53,854 --> 01:19:57,722
We will not excuse
horrific racist slander

2123
01:19:57,724 --> 01:19:59,491
just because it rhymes!

2124
01:19:59,493 --> 01:20:03,928
Intolerance will
not be tolerated!

2125
01:20:03,930 --> 01:20:05,063
THERE HE IS!

2126
01:20:05,065 --> 01:20:06,832
Remember, this is
a peaceful protest...

2127
01:20:06,834 --> 01:20:07,966
resist the understandable urge

2128
01:20:07,968 --> 01:20:09,869
to tear his limbs from his body.

2129
01:20:09,871 --> 01:20:11,204
Go jerk off to anime!

2130
01:20:11,206 --> 01:20:12,236
Delete your account.

2131
01:20:12,238 --> 01:20:13,704
You've got everybody out here

2132
01:20:13,706 --> 01:20:16,008
getting our culture fucked up.

2133
01:20:16,010 --> 01:20:16,976
Again.

2134
01:20:16,978 --> 01:20:17,910
Thanks for that.

2135
01:20:17,912 --> 01:20:19,878
Get woke, cocksucker.

2136
01:20:21,748 --> 01:20:23,582
Behn?...

2137
01:20:23,584 --> 01:20:24,783
I'm in.

2138
01:20:24,785 --> 01:20:26,451
Let's do it.

2139
01:20:26,453 --> 01:20:28,590
Oakland... IS
Y'ALL IN HERE???

2140
01:20:31,024 --> 01:20:33,091
The main events we got
comin' up are gonna be

2141
01:20:33,093 --> 01:20:35,026
institutionalized
for their insanity,

2142
01:20:35,028 --> 01:20:37,429
but don't sleep on the two
dope-ass spitters

2143
01:20:37,431 --> 01:20:40,298
that we got right here,
right now.

2144
01:20:40,300 --> 01:20:43,235
Now, I know you heard all
the jokes about Asian men

2145
01:20:43,237 --> 01:20:45,370
never gettin' together
with black women...

2146
01:20:45,372 --> 01:20:47,306
but fuck did, we did it, y'all.

2147
01:20:47,308 --> 01:20:49,641
KBL breakin' down
all types a barriers,

2148
01:20:49,643 --> 01:20:51,576
ya dig?

2149
01:20:51,578 --> 01:20:53,081
You ready for this?

2150
01:20:53,781 --> 01:20:55,246
I hope so.

2151
01:20:55,248 --> 01:20:57,482
This is a special
ONE-round matchup.

2152
01:20:57,484 --> 01:20:59,552
Both rappers
requested this,

2153
01:20:59,554 --> 01:21:01,954
so you know it's gonna
be some coldass shit.

2154
01:21:01,956 --> 01:21:04,121
Rapper on my
right, state your name.

2155
01:21:04,123 --> 01:21:05,892
Devine Wright,
'cause I'm the motherfuckin'

2156
01:21:05,894 --> 01:21:08,360
queen of this shit!

2157
01:21:08,362 --> 01:21:11,295
Nervous rapper on the left,
state your name, soldier.

2158
01:21:11,297 --> 01:21:13,699
Prospek, representing
K-Town, Los Angeles.

2159
01:21:13,701 --> 01:21:16,035
Stand the fuck up.

2160
01:21:16,037 --> 01:21:17,302
You looking like you
drank from the wrong

2161
01:21:17,304 --> 01:21:19,338
Grail or some shit.

2162
01:21:19,340 --> 01:21:20,472
You good?

2163
01:21:20,474 --> 01:21:21,740
I'm good.

2164
01:21:21,742 --> 01:21:23,709
Respect for taking the match.

2165
01:21:23,711 --> 01:21:26,344
Check should definitely help.

2166
01:21:26,346 --> 01:21:28,246
Grace, she's doing good.

2167
01:21:28,248 --> 01:21:29,582
This should be
good for you, man,

2168
01:21:29,584 --> 01:21:30,449
I hope you kill it.

2169
01:21:30,451 --> 01:21:31,816
I can't wait to
see what you've got.

2170
01:21:31,818 --> 01:21:32,985
Right.

2171
01:21:32,987 --> 01:21:34,419
I got some shit.

2172
01:21:34,421 --> 01:21:37,088
Either way we goin' be boys.

2173
01:21:37,090 --> 01:21:39,857
After all, you don't
do personals, right?

2174
01:21:39,859 --> 01:21:41,595
Right.

2175
01:21:45,099 --> 01:21:46,868
I'll let you do your thing.

2176
01:21:51,304 --> 01:21:53,504
Now Devine chose to go first,

2177
01:21:53,506 --> 01:21:56,411
so it's all on you,
Queen, let's get it.

2178
01:21:59,479 --> 01:22:01,379
Fuck this Asian
motherfucker!!!

2179
01:22:01,381 --> 01:22:05,183
Fuck this kamikaze
plane, Tamagotchi playin',

2180
01:22:05,185 --> 01:22:07,085
shots of saki takin'
motherfucker

2181
01:22:07,087 --> 01:22:08,456
What the fuck?

2182
01:22:09,157 --> 01:22:10,321
Ooh, I get it.

2183
01:22:10,323 --> 01:22:13,292
Fuck Lucy Liu and Sulu too /

2184
01:22:13,294 --> 01:22:15,293
Fuck your ninja stars,
your Subaru,

2185
01:22:15,295 --> 01:22:19,365
fuck Buddha and Confucius too /

2186
01:22:19,367 --> 01:22:21,533
Wait, actually I don't know if
I should be rhyming all that,

2187
01:22:21,535 --> 01:22:23,401
I don't know how
China attacks /

2188
01:22:23,403 --> 01:22:24,802
I'm not trying to
get a cyber-attack or

2189
01:22:24,804 --> 01:22:26,972
- trying to get hacked
- He's disrespectful!

2190
01:22:26,974 --> 01:22:29,341
If you were on your death bed
and saw your life in a flash /

2191
01:22:29,343 --> 01:22:30,674
It would be
you designing an app,

2192
01:22:30,676 --> 01:22:34,079
dining on cats, and
doing science and math

2193
01:22:34,081 --> 01:22:35,181
What the fuck is he doing?

2194
01:22:35,183 --> 01:22:37,348
This fool is killing
HIMSELF right now!

2195
01:22:37,350 --> 01:22:40,619
Samurais take this hari-kari
shit seriously, bruh!

2196
01:22:40,621 --> 01:22:42,088
Your family's either
making Civics

2197
01:22:42,090 --> 01:22:43,989
or has a nail and
facial business /

2198
01:22:43,991 --> 01:22:45,289
I'm surprised the movie Crash

2199
01:22:45,291 --> 01:22:46,892
didn't have more
Asians in it

2200
01:22:46,894 --> 01:22:48,494
That's foul.

2201
01:22:48,496 --> 01:22:49,360
That's foul.

2202
01:22:49,362 --> 01:22:50,663
Why is it so hard
for you to drive?/

2203
01:22:50,665 --> 01:22:52,263
I seen Crouching Tiger,
Hidden Dragon,

2204
01:22:52,265 --> 01:22:54,833
you motherfuckers
used to fly /

2205
01:22:54,835 --> 01:22:57,936
You know what you call goin'
with an Asian on a Uber ride?...

2206
01:22:57,938 --> 01:22:58,904
What's that?

2207
01:22:58,906 --> 01:23:00,873
Suicide!

2208
01:23:00,875 --> 01:23:03,709
If I cut your voice box
I bet you'd bleed soy sauce /

2209
01:23:03,711 --> 01:23:06,210
When you're at the arcade
they mistakin'

2210
01:23:06,212 --> 01:23:08,347
your eyes for the coin slots /

2211
01:23:08,349 --> 01:23:10,048
This Asian is an
overachiever,

2212
01:23:10,050 --> 01:23:13,285
you be catchin' more dogs than
you can store in the freezer /

2213
01:23:13,287 --> 01:23:16,154
Your idea of playing catch
is throwing a cleaver

2214
01:23:16,156 --> 01:23:18,760
at a golden retriever /

2215
01:23:19,827 --> 01:23:21,761
So if I call you a rice farming,

2216
01:23:21,763 --> 01:23:23,329
bootlegging, dry cleaning,

2217
01:23:23,331 --> 01:23:25,964
bad driving piece of shit
and these dudes'll laugh /

2218
01:23:25,966 --> 01:23:27,900
And if you're wondering
why I'm dissing Asians...

2219
01:23:27,902 --> 01:23:29,904
you do the math

2220
01:23:32,572 --> 01:23:34,640
I don't know what
the fuck just happened,

2221
01:23:34,642 --> 01:23:37,476
but I love what
the fuck just happened.

2222
01:23:37,478 --> 01:23:40,279
Devine, I know you not
gonna let him talk to him,

2223
01:23:40,281 --> 01:23:41,946
I mean talk to you
like that, right?

2224
01:23:41,948 --> 01:23:42,815
Hell no.

2225
01:23:42,817 --> 01:23:44,652
A'ight, let's get it then.

2226
01:23:45,519 --> 01:23:49,454
This bitch got at me
for being Asian,

2227
01:23:49,456 --> 01:23:52,624
mmm... but came
with some weak shit/

2228
01:23:52,626 --> 01:23:56,227
So now I gotta get
on my shit dissing ladies...

2229
01:23:56,229 --> 01:23:59,832
'cause that's clearly
what she is!

2230
01:23:59,834 --> 01:24:04,203
Ain't no vaginoplast'

2231
01:24:04,205 --> 01:24:05,870
that can give her
a tighter snatch /

2232
01:24:05,872 --> 01:24:08,406
This bitch got a wider
gap than the income

2233
01:24:08,408 --> 01:24:11,075
between white and black.

2234
01:24:11,077 --> 01:24:12,209
That's a wide gap!

2235
01:24:12,211 --> 01:24:13,244
That's a wide gap!

2236
01:24:13,246 --> 01:24:14,879
If she ain't giving up
the pussy,

2237
01:24:14,881 --> 01:24:17,615
you could get sucked then,
that's a black ho /

2238
01:24:17,617 --> 01:24:20,785
I said even if she ain't
giving up the pussy,

2239
01:24:20,787 --> 01:24:25,290
you could get sucked in,
that's a black hole! /

2240
01:24:25,292 --> 01:24:27,424
Before I even let
the gun kiss her

2241
01:24:27,426 --> 01:24:29,761
I'ma give this bitch a Tic Tac /

2242
01:24:29,763 --> 01:24:31,196
Whoo!

2243
01:24:31,198 --> 01:24:33,701
'Cause I'm brushin' so loud What
she's spitting got a kickback! /

2244
01:24:35,736 --> 01:24:39,271
They be havin' stage fright
when I whip out this dick /

2245
01:24:39,273 --> 01:24:40,504
'Cause it'll make
a bitch choke

2246
01:24:40,506 --> 01:24:43,575
and then forget how to spit /

2247
01:24:43,577 --> 01:24:45,444
She too ugly to even
feed her the D,

2248
01:24:45,446 --> 01:24:47,346
the only way a nigga
keep her in Gs /

2249
01:24:47,348 --> 01:24:49,147
If she Ayesha Curry
and her cookin' make

2250
01:24:49,149 --> 01:24:51,551
niggas weak in the knees /

2251
01:24:53,220 --> 01:24:55,221
She be having welfare babies,

2252
01:24:55,223 --> 01:24:56,722
but I give
the hustle respect /...

2253
01:24:56,724 --> 01:25:00,892
'Cause we both sonnin'
niggas just for the check!!! /

2254
01:25:00,894 --> 01:25:03,561
I know y'all confused
by what we doin',

2255
01:25:03,563 --> 01:25:05,163
so check it...
we just figured /

2256
01:25:05,165 --> 01:25:06,699
We'd flip the same shit

2257
01:25:06,701 --> 01:25:09,234
we always hear
from you fuck niggas! /

2258
01:25:09,236 --> 01:25:11,102
So yo Pro,
we killed this shit,

2259
01:25:11,104 --> 01:25:14,371
we fuckin' em up, nigga /
And for the rest of y'all,

2260
01:25:14,373 --> 01:25:16,275
you can do them cliché bars...

2261
01:25:16,277 --> 01:25:19,881
but you can't do them
better than US, nigga!

2262
01:25:22,315 --> 01:25:24,749
Devine won that clearly,
no debating.

2263
01:25:24,751 --> 01:25:27,185
Yeah, but she was goin'
at herself basically.

2264
01:25:27,187 --> 01:25:28,654
So...

2265
01:25:28,656 --> 01:25:29,655
Prospek won?

2266
01:25:29,657 --> 01:25:31,856
Nah, Prospek lost,
but he was dissin' Asians,

2267
01:25:31,858 --> 01:25:33,058
which means he...

2268
01:25:33,060 --> 01:25:34,860
beat himself?

2269
01:25:34,862 --> 01:25:36,861
We need algebra
for this shit, bruh.

2270
01:25:36,863 --> 01:25:39,063
That's some shit that could
only happen in Oakland,

2271
01:25:39,065 --> 01:25:40,298
you feel me?

2272
01:25:40,300 --> 01:25:42,200
Make some noise for those
fools bodying everbody

2273
01:25:42,202 --> 01:25:44,402
within a five-mile
radius with that shit!

2274
01:25:44,404 --> 01:25:45,838
That worked out perfect.

2275
01:25:45,840 --> 01:25:46,571
Hell yeah!

2276
01:25:46,573 --> 01:25:48,073
Your female bars
were craaaazy.

2277
01:25:48,075 --> 01:25:49,274
Yo, your Asian bars, too.

2278
01:25:49,276 --> 01:25:51,243
They gon' make China
a no-fly zone for you.

2279
01:25:51,245 --> 01:25:52,511
That shit was wild, bro.

2280
01:25:52,513 --> 01:25:54,146
Y'all took me on a
roller coaster of emotions.

2281
01:25:54,148 --> 01:25:56,914
I don't know how many people
here GOT what y'all did.

2282
01:25:56,916 --> 01:25:57,615
Pure genius.

2283
01:25:57,617 --> 01:26:00,317
Your sensei would be proud, bro.

2284
01:26:00,319 --> 01:26:01,919
Oh, he died.

2285
01:26:01,921 --> 01:26:02,954
Wait... for real?

2286
01:26:02,956 --> 01:26:04,457
Yeah. He got in another fight
at the restaurant

2287
01:26:04,459 --> 01:26:05,790
and one dude pulled
a knife out.

2288
01:26:05,792 --> 01:26:07,258
Roundhoused like four dudes
before he dropped though.

2289
01:26:07,260 --> 01:26:09,194
Went out like a G.

2290
01:26:09,196 --> 01:26:10,228
Respect.

2291
01:26:10,230 --> 01:26:11,429
Dope battle, anyway.

2292
01:26:11,431 --> 01:26:12,998
We gonna need a minute
to recover from that.

2293
01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:16,134
But comin' up next though,
we got my man

2294
01:26:16,136 --> 01:26:20,172
Behn Grym versus Adam.
Okay.

2295
01:26:20,174 --> 01:26:21,272
Where the hell is Adam at?

2296
01:26:21,274 --> 01:26:23,075
Adam, come to the ring.

2297
01:26:23,077 --> 01:26:24,342
Where is Adam?

2298
01:26:24,344 --> 01:26:26,544
Why is the white
boy on CP time?

2299
01:26:26,546 --> 01:26:28,112
You thought since
I'm a white boy

2300
01:26:28,114 --> 01:26:29,380
that he would scare me pale? /

2301
01:26:29,382 --> 01:26:31,083
You can't rep
the brothers Grym,

2302
01:26:31,085 --> 01:26:32,450
your life is a fairy tale

2303
01:26:32,452 --> 01:26:33,918
Get hit with
a combo breaker,

2304
01:26:33,920 --> 01:26:34,485
the Boston strangler,

2305
01:26:34,487 --> 01:26:35,620
from the Casa de Vega,

2306
01:26:35,622 --> 01:26:37,489
you soccer player
slash commentator,

2307
01:26:37,491 --> 01:26:38,723
La Bamba singer,

2308
01:26:38,725 --> 01:26:40,625
shout out to all the
Spanish Armada raiders,

2309
01:26:40,627 --> 01:26:41,825
that came through
your fuckin' crib

2310
01:26:41,827 --> 01:26:44,131
and took your mom
and raped her.

2311
01:26:50,970 --> 01:26:52,038
Good luck.

2312
01:26:56,143 --> 01:26:58,677
This is it... the first
main event of the night.

2313
01:26:58,679 --> 01:27:00,913
Master versus protégé.

2314
01:27:00,915 --> 01:27:03,048
Sensei versus student.

2315
01:27:03,050 --> 01:27:04,717
Jedi versus Padawan.

2316
01:27:04,719 --> 01:27:06,819
The rapper on my right
needs no introduction.

2317
01:27:06,821 --> 01:27:09,387
He's a Bay Area LEGEND,
so put some respeck

2318
01:27:09,389 --> 01:27:11,459
on his name.

2319
01:27:11,959 --> 01:27:13,057
Behn Grym.

2320
01:27:13,059 --> 01:27:15,192
Rapper on my left,
he may need an intro or two...

2321
01:27:15,194 --> 01:27:17,195
Let's just fucking do this.

2322
01:27:17,197 --> 01:27:18,530
A'ight.

2323
01:27:18,532 --> 01:27:21,466
Adam won the coin toss,
so it's two minutes on Behn.

2324
01:27:21,468 --> 01:27:23,037
Let's work.

2325
01:27:24,237 --> 01:27:26,640
Yeah, that's what
I'm talkin' about!

2326
01:27:38,018 --> 01:27:41,587
They talkin' wild out here,
like I ain't better than

2327
01:27:41,589 --> 01:27:43,989
my own protégé /

2328
01:27:43,991 --> 01:27:47,558
Well, you and Megaton
both takin' Ls tonight,

2329
01:27:47,560 --> 01:27:50,630
'cause he ain't even
a pro to Che!

2330
01:27:52,832 --> 01:27:57,335
And as for Adam, the mack'll
more (Macklemore) than hurt him,

2331
01:27:57,337 --> 01:27:59,637
you'll get lowered into
an open grave /

2332
01:27:59,639 --> 01:28:01,039
You thrift shoppin'...

2333
01:28:01,041 --> 01:28:04,442
you get put in a suit
off some throwaways /

2334
01:28:04,444 --> 01:28:06,844
Red-headed
bitches is freaks,

2335
01:28:06,846 --> 01:28:10,414
'cause me and his mom
known to get wild /

2336
01:28:10,416 --> 01:28:11,783
It's more than a metaphor

2337
01:28:11,785 --> 01:28:15,219
when I treat this
redhead like my stepchild

2338
01:28:15,221 --> 01:28:16,387
He smashed your mom?

2339
01:28:16,389 --> 01:28:17,856
Look at his face!
Look at his face!

2340
01:28:17,858 --> 01:28:20,258
And we didn't even
make it to the room,

2341
01:28:20,260 --> 01:28:21,892
I smashed her in the lobby/

2342
01:28:21,894 --> 01:28:23,895
I'm like a priest at
the communion,

2343
01:28:23,897 --> 01:28:27,001
I'll turn this
cracker into a body!/

2344
01:28:28,870 --> 01:28:33,038
He performs spoken word,
so after I slam this poet

2345
01:28:33,040 --> 01:28:36,408
he'll feel back in his prime /
'Cause I ain't gotta clap him,

2346
01:28:36,410 --> 01:28:39,276
I just snap him after
his lines /

2347
01:28:39,278 --> 01:28:42,079
So it was never really right
to call this cat a rookie /

2348
01:28:42,081 --> 01:28:45,216
You know spoken word
is like a dental dam...

2349
01:28:45,218 --> 01:28:48,022
it's just a (w)rap for pussies /

2350
01:28:52,026 --> 01:28:54,159
His mom and dad is rich,

2351
01:28:54,161 --> 01:28:56,994
so if we rob him it's more
than snatchin' a chain /

2352
01:28:56,996 --> 01:28:58,864
I'll hit him with the silver
spoon so far back

2353
01:28:58,866 --> 01:29:02,303
in his mouth, he gets
stabbed in the brain /

2354
01:29:05,471 --> 01:29:07,371
I'll revoke your hood pass,

2355
01:29:07,373 --> 01:29:09,341
make sure you not
good in here /

2356
01:29:09,343 --> 01:29:11,008
His last name is Merkin,

2357
01:29:11,010 --> 01:29:14,846
so you know we got a
fake pussy here (hair)!/

2358
01:29:14,848 --> 01:29:17,716
You a culture thief,
a vulture, a leech /

2359
01:29:17,718 --> 01:29:20,185
Why you usin' the voice
that black people use

2360
01:29:20,187 --> 01:29:23,088
to talk to police? /

2361
01:29:23,090 --> 01:29:25,423
You grew up at Broadway
and Park Place,

2362
01:29:25,425 --> 01:29:27,025
you not in these streets /

2363
01:29:27,027 --> 01:29:32,164
I'll put the iron to this square
like a Monopoly piece! /

2364
01:29:32,166 --> 01:29:35,834
He so mad he can't be
black that he's bitter /

2365
01:29:35,836 --> 01:29:38,302
When teachers asked what he
wanna be when he grew up,

2366
01:29:38,304 --> 01:29:41,775
he answered, "A nigga." /

2367
01:29:44,444 --> 01:29:48,112
So, outta spite,
he became a Klansman,

2368
01:29:48,114 --> 01:29:51,016
but black men is what
this faggot is in-ta /

2369
01:29:51,018 --> 01:29:52,517
How you K. K. K.

2370
01:29:52,519 --> 01:29:54,285
when you fuck black men?

2371
01:29:54,287 --> 01:29:58,292
You the Kardashian sisters! /

2372
01:29:59,792 --> 01:30:01,793
All your shit
for Pro was racist,

2373
01:30:01,795 --> 01:30:04,462
but you say you NOT racist?

2374
01:30:04,464 --> 01:30:06,030
That's some crazy stuff /

2375
01:30:06,032 --> 01:30:07,298
This nigga start every sentence

2376
01:30:07,300 --> 01:30:11,771
he ever say with
"I hate to be racist, but... "/

2377
01:30:12,839 --> 01:30:15,106
You a high-in-salt type cracker,

2378
01:30:15,108 --> 01:30:17,308
when I'm done with this
soft white rapper /

2379
01:30:17,310 --> 01:30:23,116
He'll be online after typin'
"All Lives Matter!"

2380
01:30:26,720 --> 01:30:28,254
Make some noise!

2381
01:30:32,759 --> 01:30:35,696
Black lives matter, Adam!

2382
01:30:37,764 --> 01:30:39,698
You said my mom's a whore?

2383
01:30:39,700 --> 01:30:42,670
Yeah, he did say that.

2384
01:30:45,805 --> 01:30:47,239
Well, you're right.

2385
01:30:47,241 --> 01:30:49,740
So it's time you got
some viral shots /

2386
01:30:49,742 --> 01:30:52,009
'Cause if it burns
when you piss now,

2387
01:30:52,011 --> 01:30:54,713
you know why they call
her a fire-crotch!

2388
01:30:54,715 --> 01:30:57,216
He fuckin' you up already, man.

2389
01:30:57,218 --> 01:30:58,616
That boy don't play.

2390
01:30:58,618 --> 01:31:01,285
What, you thought since
I'm a white boy

2391
01:31:01,287 --> 01:31:02,987
that he would scare me pale? /

2392
01:31:02,989 --> 01:31:05,255
You can't rep
the brothers Grym,

2393
01:31:05,257 --> 01:31:07,292
your life is a fairy tale

2394
01:31:07,294 --> 01:31:10,862
Wow, Brother Grym.

2395
01:31:10,864 --> 01:31:13,798
You and your wife are on
some Boy Meets World shit,

2396
01:31:13,800 --> 01:31:15,165
and she's at best average /

2397
01:31:15,167 --> 01:31:17,002
You've been with one
bitch your whole life,

2398
01:31:17,004 --> 01:31:19,974
don't try to tell me Behn's
savage (Ben Savage) /

2399
01:31:22,041 --> 01:31:23,908
He doesn't have a set
he's bangin',

2400
01:31:23,910 --> 01:31:26,712
he was busy wedding plannin' /

2401
01:31:26,714 --> 01:31:28,079
How're you gonna make that

2402
01:31:28,081 --> 01:31:32,052
bitch Topanga when her pussy
looks like Topanga Canyon!

2403
01:31:32,818 --> 01:31:34,386
Is that shit true?

2404
01:31:34,388 --> 01:31:36,420
You only been
with one bitch?

2405
01:31:36,422 --> 01:31:37,355
Nigga!

2406
01:31:37,357 --> 01:31:39,289
You need to experience life!

2407
01:31:39,291 --> 01:31:41,660
Fuck the guns you say
you pack man (Pac-Man),

2408
01:31:41,662 --> 01:31:43,128
me and your Miss are
knockin' boots /

2409
01:31:43,130 --> 01:31:44,896
And when I'm done
I might kill that prostitute

2410
01:31:44,898 --> 01:31:48,600
like I'm trying to
keep my Grand Theft Auto loot /

2411
01:31:48,602 --> 01:31:50,133
Yeah, she swallows too,

2412
01:31:50,135 --> 01:31:52,870
she's like Kirby how she
inhales every drop /

2413
01:31:52,872 --> 01:31:54,873
Then I'll do her like
Metal Gear and put

2414
01:31:54,875 --> 01:31:57,877
my Solid Snake in her box!/

2415
01:31:58,745 --> 01:32:00,878
You don't own a sole Calibre,

2416
01:32:00,880 --> 01:32:04,149
if you control-a (controller)
gun it's Nintendo brand/

2417
01:32:04,151 --> 01:32:06,049
That's why the block won't
feel/fill your lines

2418
01:32:06,051 --> 01:32:07,753
like you're in a Tetris jam /

2419
01:32:07,755 --> 01:32:09,486
Where you pulling weapons from?

2420
01:32:09,488 --> 01:32:10,722
'Cause you got punked

2421
01:32:10,724 --> 01:32:12,790
by Megaton without a TEC
in (Tekken) hand /

2422
01:32:12,792 --> 01:32:14,159
If you really had
those big arms,

2423
01:32:14,161 --> 01:32:17,797
you would've taken
a shot at Mega man! /

2424
01:32:20,733 --> 01:32:22,734
I know you're probably
wondering why I designed

2425
01:32:22,736 --> 01:32:25,372
these bars about video games
for my writtens...

2426
01:32:32,144 --> 01:32:34,512
It's 'cause this
motherfucker designs

2427
01:32:34,514 --> 01:32:36,614
video games for a livin'!/

2428
01:32:36,616 --> 01:32:37,818
What?

2429
01:32:40,487 --> 01:32:41,786
Tell them the truth,

2430
01:32:41,788 --> 01:32:43,387
tell them these gun bars
are just bluffing for fame /

2431
01:32:43,389 --> 01:32:45,123
Tell them what you really
mean when you say

2432
01:32:45,125 --> 01:32:46,723
you're making money
from the game!

2433
01:32:46,725 --> 01:32:48,026
You ain't going
hard in the gutter,

2434
01:32:48,028 --> 01:32:49,893
you're dealing with
marketing numbers /

2435
01:32:49,895 --> 01:32:52,030
If you got fire
power from the pipe

2436
01:32:52,032 --> 01:32:54,835
you're playing Mario Brothers /

2437
01:32:58,238 --> 01:33:00,873
The closest thing
you get to beef

2438
01:33:00,875 --> 01:33:04,107
is when kids on X-Box
trash talk to each other /

2439
01:33:04,109 --> 01:33:06,011
The closest you
get to pimpin'

2440
01:33:06,013 --> 01:33:10,785
is when you come home and tell
your daughter you love her! /

2441
01:33:13,819 --> 01:33:17,621
Oh, shit,
y'all didn't know?

2442
01:33:17,623 --> 01:33:19,357
Yeah, he's a family man /

2443
01:33:19,359 --> 01:33:21,660
So if he's talking
about sharing cells,

2444
01:33:21,662 --> 01:33:22,692
it ain't jail,

2445
01:33:22,694 --> 01:33:25,265
he's just got a family plan /

2446
01:33:26,064 --> 01:33:27,632
So I'm exposing my own friend,

2447
01:33:27,634 --> 01:33:29,033
I'm on that white devil shit /

2448
01:33:29,035 --> 01:33:30,601
I just showed this game designer

2449
01:33:30,603 --> 01:33:33,373
what the next level is!

2450
01:33:37,344 --> 01:33:39,645
Sorry, my nigga, but if what
he sayin' true,

2451
01:33:39,647 --> 01:33:41,980
we riding with
the REAL gangster.

2452
01:33:41,982 --> 01:33:44,283
Ain't finna be over here
catching no stray shrapnel

2453
01:33:44,285 --> 01:33:45,283
for no frog man?

2454
01:33:45,285 --> 01:33:48,786
Y'all switching sides?
Y'all switching sides?

2455
01:33:48,788 --> 01:33:50,955
Aw man, that's cold, bruh.

2456
01:33:50,957 --> 01:33:53,591
Ey Grym, you wanna
pass the controller,

2457
01:33:53,593 --> 01:33:56,762
or you got something for
Adam mister video game man?

2458
01:33:56,764 --> 01:33:59,364
So you wanna diss my wife?

2459
01:33:59,366 --> 01:34:03,401
Cool, I guess I gotta let
you know what's up /

2460
01:34:03,403 --> 01:34:05,703
For comin' at-her-I'll
(Adderall) have bullets

2461
01:34:05,705 --> 01:34:07,940
riddlin' (Ritalin)
your frame, nigga,

2462
01:34:07,942 --> 01:34:09,807
now focus up!

2463
01:34:09,809 --> 01:34:12,877
I'm a Beast to this Boy,
I'll shoot at his team

2464
01:34:12,879 --> 01:34:14,145
and clap whoever /

2465
01:34:14,147 --> 01:34:17,080
MCA, Ad-Rock
...Adam'll either die first

2466
01:34:17,082 --> 01:34:20,019
or lose his man forever /

2467
01:34:22,688 --> 01:34:24,955
They say he'd kill me,

2468
01:34:24,957 --> 01:34:27,726
it's over him the priest
say "Amen" /

2469
01:34:27,728 --> 01:34:29,627
The tables is turned,
they mo(u)rning

2470
01:34:29,629 --> 01:34:33,263
Adam like he DJ AM! /

2471
01:34:33,265 --> 01:34:36,433
Your girl dumped you
over some battle rap shit,

2472
01:34:36,435 --> 01:34:38,869
that's a true story, B /

2473
01:34:38,871 --> 01:34:42,673
So you lost some pussy
to win a battle?

2474
01:34:42,675 --> 01:34:46,179
Only thing fucked is
your priorities

2475
01:34:47,380 --> 01:34:48,512
He got a point.

2476
01:34:48,514 --> 01:34:49,981
And her name is Maya,
like the people who worshipped

2477
01:34:49,983 --> 01:34:51,350
gods with savage rites /

2478
01:34:51,352 --> 01:34:54,185
So it's only right that Maya
ripped his heart out

2479
01:34:54,187 --> 01:34:56,887
like a human sacrifice! /

2480
01:34:56,889 --> 01:35:01,092
His dad's a famous writer,
so wherever you go

2481
01:35:01,094 --> 01:35:02,860
his shadow hits you./

2482
01:35:02,862 --> 01:35:05,364
What a surprise...
another white bitch

2483
01:35:05,366 --> 01:35:07,301
with daddy issues /

2484
01:35:08,835 --> 01:35:10,535
They say you a dope writer,

2485
01:35:10,537 --> 01:35:13,638
but you not the best in
your family, is you?/

2486
01:35:13,640 --> 01:35:15,539
Shit, if he was to
battle with you,

2487
01:35:15,541 --> 01:35:19,512
you'd be Marvin Gaye...
your old man would KILL you! /

2488
01:35:20,680 --> 01:35:23,080
You a Shermanator impersonator,

2489
01:35:23,082 --> 01:35:26,116
walkin' around here with
you panties tangled /

2490
01:35:26,118 --> 01:35:27,819
Corniest red-headed bitch in rap

2491
01:35:27,821 --> 01:35:31,423
since Jay flipped
the Annie sample/

2492
01:35:31,425 --> 01:35:33,357
We both got treated
like disease

2493
01:35:33,359 --> 01:35:36,360
cause society didn't like us /A

2494
01:35:36,362 --> 01:35:37,596
Well fuck that...

2495
01:35:37,598 --> 01:35:42,036
I'd rather have nigger-itis
than ginger-vitis! /

2496
01:35:45,238 --> 01:35:49,975
It was that one time I let
you try sayin' "nigga" fast/

2497
01:35:49,977 --> 01:35:52,910
But it really don't matter
if you get a Nigga Pass

2498
01:35:52,912 --> 01:35:55,446
if you ain't felt
a nigga's past!

2499
01:35:55,448 --> 01:35:58,616
If we was to go around
and start killing crackers,

2500
01:35:58,618 --> 01:36:01,619
I'm coming to your college
where you chill son /

2501
01:36:01,621 --> 01:36:04,789
You thought we wouldn't get
revenge for Mike Brown,

2502
01:36:04,791 --> 01:36:07,092
I'll catch you
there and will son.

2503
01:36:09,095 --> 01:36:09,994
Black lives matter!

2504
01:36:09,996 --> 01:36:12,332
Black lives matter!

2505
01:36:13,332 --> 01:36:15,467
He did a school
project on battle rap,

2506
01:36:15,469 --> 01:36:19,436
that's the only reason his
hoass got to talk to me /

2507
01:36:19,438 --> 01:36:25,109
So here's my interview
answer, Adam: "EAT A DICK"...

2508
01:36:25,111 --> 01:36:28,748
and you better
quote that properly!!!

2509
01:36:30,451 --> 01:36:32,049
Now we got a battle!

2510
01:36:32,051 --> 01:36:33,183
Now we got a battle!

2511
01:36:33,185 --> 01:36:34,819
Behn Grym got
his balls back.

2512
01:36:34,821 --> 01:36:37,755
I, I, I man, it's back
on my white boy.

2513
01:36:37,757 --> 01:36:39,559
Let's finish this motherfucker!

2514
01:36:42,595 --> 01:36:43,962
You wanna get personal?

2515
01:36:43,964 --> 01:36:45,362
Let's get personal...

2516
01:36:45,364 --> 01:36:49,834
His real name is Osiris,
that's the Egyptian death god /

2517
01:36:49,836 --> 01:36:51,435
Whose wife is
Isis... which is perfect,

2518
01:36:51,437 --> 01:36:55,472
cause if he's home late she'll
take his fucking head off!/

2519
01:36:55,474 --> 01:36:57,408
So yeah my bitch
ripped my heart out,

2520
01:36:57,410 --> 01:37:00,610
at least that's the only
body part I have gone /

2521
01:37:00,612 --> 01:37:01,679
Your bitch?

2522
01:37:01,681 --> 01:37:03,880
Call her LeBron with how
easy she keeps your balls

2523
01:37:03,882 --> 01:37:05,184
in her palm!

2524
01:37:06,620 --> 01:37:08,585
She's a stuck-up cunt,

2525
01:37:08,587 --> 01:37:12,323
wherever they go
she makes him pay /

2526
01:37:12,325 --> 01:37:14,725
The way you stunt to
stay in the box,

2527
01:37:14,727 --> 01:37:16,026
it's like you're David Blaine/

2528
01:37:17,163 --> 01:37:18,797
I just wonder what your
ancestors

2529
01:37:18,799 --> 01:37:20,164
who were slaves
would say /

2530
01:37:20,166 --> 01:37:22,299
Cause you get cuffed and
whipped by the ball and

2531
01:37:22,301 --> 01:37:24,670
chain till you're Fifty
Shades of Grey!

2532
01:37:25,938 --> 01:37:27,804
Yo, he's goin' IN on wifey!

2533
01:37:27,806 --> 01:37:32,310
Hey, man. Holla at me later, I
know a good divorce lawyer, baby.

2534
01:37:32,312 --> 01:37:36,580
But for real, I respect how
having a family changed

2535
01:37:36,582 --> 01:37:38,016
your life's focus/

2536
01:37:38,018 --> 01:37:41,721
Especially after your kid was
diagnosed with cystic fibrosis /

2537
01:37:43,489 --> 01:37:46,190
That's why you did this battle,

2538
01:37:46,192 --> 01:37:48,362
to pay for her care
with the funds /

2539
01:37:49,328 --> 01:37:51,431
So you're putting food
on her plate...

2540
01:37:55,367 --> 01:37:59,837
TOO BAD YOU CAN'T
PUT AIR IN HER LUNGS! /

2541
01:37:59,839 --> 01:38:01,472
With Every
Breath She Takes,

2542
01:38:01,474 --> 01:38:05,142
she feels the Sting like
it's hard labor /

2543
01:38:05,144 --> 01:38:06,878
She sounds like Darth
Vader choking

2544
01:38:06,880 --> 01:38:09,414
to death on a jawbreaker /

2545
01:38:09,416 --> 01:38:12,551
The shit she coughs up looks
like an abstract painting,

2546
01:38:12,553 --> 01:38:16,154
she'll probably be
an art major /

2547
01:38:16,156 --> 01:38:18,722
She can't do the most
basic parts of living,

2548
01:38:18,724 --> 01:38:21,225
it's obvious God hates her!

2549
01:38:27,767 --> 01:38:31,802
And now your battle career
is finished running its course /

2550
01:38:31,804 --> 01:38:34,204
It's like your daughter...
gasping for breath

2551
01:38:34,206 --> 01:38:36,740
and always coming up short /

2552
01:38:36,742 --> 01:38:37,741
You hate the things other men

2553
01:38:37,743 --> 01:38:39,910
would love to hear
from their daughters /

2554
01:38:39,912 --> 01:38:42,547
Like when she tells you you're
the air that she breathes,

2555
01:38:42,549 --> 01:38:46,317
it means you're a
terrible father! /

2556
01:38:46,319 --> 01:38:48,985
So I'll blow my secondhand
smoke all in her face,

2557
01:38:48,987 --> 01:38:49,987
and it's not a mistake/

2558
01:38:49,989 --> 01:38:51,254
Then I'll flick my
cigarette at her

2559
01:38:51,256 --> 01:38:53,524
fucking oxygen tank! /

2560
01:38:53,526 --> 01:38:56,695
And the gene for her disease
is mostly found in white men /

2561
01:38:56,697 --> 01:39:00,198
So you should have some
questions for your wife then,

2562
01:39:00,200 --> 01:39:04,668
like "why the fuck is
she so light-skinned?"

2563
01:39:06,171 --> 01:39:07,905
Let me see your "you're
not the father" dance!

2564
01:39:07,907 --> 01:39:09,810
Let me see it man!

2565
01:39:18,417 --> 01:39:19,851
She came out the pussy
pre-approved

2566
01:39:19,853 --> 01:39:21,622
for a mortgage.

2567
01:39:23,656 --> 01:39:26,691
Yo, shut the fuck up
when I'm rapping!

2568
01:39:29,328 --> 01:39:30,460
You're trying to
be my hypeman,

2569
01:39:30,462 --> 01:39:32,730
I'd rather make you
cannon fodder /

2570
01:39:32,732 --> 01:39:34,632
I could beat you in
a two-on-two match

2571
01:39:34,634 --> 01:39:37,371
if I had his daughter
as my partner!

2572
01:39:38,270 --> 01:39:39,169
Chill out, bro.

2573
01:39:39,171 --> 01:39:40,405
We was bigging you up.

2574
01:39:40,407 --> 01:39:41,638
No you shut the fuck up.

2575
01:39:41,640 --> 01:39:42,873
You're talking
during my rounds.

2576
01:39:42,875 --> 01:39:43,740
And about his daughter.

2577
01:39:43,742 --> 01:39:45,409
Yo, YOU talking
about his daughter!

2578
01:39:45,411 --> 01:39:46,310
What you talkin' 'bout?

2579
01:39:46,312 --> 01:39:47,044
Yeah, but we was in a battle.

2580
01:39:47,046 --> 01:39:48,980
Y'all just TALKING.

2581
01:39:48,982 --> 01:39:49,813
Keep it rap.

2582
01:39:49,815 --> 01:39:51,548
Keep it rap!

2583
01:39:51,550 --> 01:39:53,284
We can be in a fuckin' battle,

2584
01:39:53,286 --> 01:39:54,218
if you want.

2585
01:39:54,220 --> 01:39:55,052
Since y'all on
the same side,

2586
01:39:55,054 --> 01:39:56,052
all of a sudden.

2587
01:39:56,054 --> 01:39:57,222
You're calling
us out to battle?

2588
01:39:57,224 --> 01:39:58,056
Right now?

2589
01:39:58,058 --> 01:39:59,089
If you feel a type of way.

2590
01:39:59,091 --> 01:40:00,357
Yeah we feel
some type of way,

2591
01:40:00,359 --> 01:40:01,959
you talking about my
motherfucking daughter man.

2592
01:40:01,961 --> 01:40:02,860
Let's do it then, nigga.

2593
01:40:02,862 --> 01:40:03,962
Fuck is you talkin' 'bout.

2594
01:40:03,964 --> 01:40:07,999
This is some old school
battle type shit, okay.

2595
01:40:08,001 --> 01:40:10,234
We 'bout to have a
freestyle battle,

2596
01:40:10,236 --> 01:40:11,235
OFF THE TOP.

2597
01:40:11,237 --> 01:40:14,137
No rules, no time limits.

2598
01:40:14,139 --> 01:40:16,576
Make some noise for that!

2599
01:40:19,545 --> 01:40:22,079
Now 40 and Bluntz, since
y'all called them out,

2600
01:40:22,081 --> 01:40:23,114
y'all down to go first?

2601
01:40:23,116 --> 01:40:24,382
Were always man.

2602
01:40:24,384 --> 01:40:25,819
Let's get it in then.

2603
01:40:28,955 --> 01:40:30,221
Adam, right?

2604
01:40:30,223 --> 01:40:32,190
You been soft half your life /

2605
01:40:32,192 --> 01:40:34,691
I should grab your
mics and Jackson,

2606
01:40:34,693 --> 01:40:38,661
it Don't Matter
If You're Black or White

2607
01:40:38,663 --> 01:40:43,100
Right now I'm blackin' like
Amistad on this fake G-Eazy /

2608
01:40:43,102 --> 01:40:44,902
I'm greasy as
mama's fried...

2609
01:40:44,904 --> 01:40:46,436
Dollar fries!

2610
01:40:46,438 --> 01:40:48,138
You been piggin' out
in these battles, huh?

2611
01:40:48,140 --> 01:40:49,673
But you ain't get the scoop?

2612
01:40:49,675 --> 01:40:50,607
We cold!

2613
01:40:50,609 --> 01:40:53,714
And anybody hoggin'
dies (Haagen Dazs)!

2614
01:40:56,349 --> 01:40:57,816
What y'all?

2615
01:40:57,818 --> 01:40:59,284
The new Em and Dre?

2616
01:40:59,286 --> 01:41:01,918
Fake Renegades,
you been afraid /

2617
01:41:01,920 --> 01:41:03,655
Centre stage, and I slay,

2618
01:41:03,657 --> 01:41:06,994
it's beyond-sayin'
(Beyonce) you're Lemonade /

2619
01:41:08,560 --> 01:41:10,027
You gon' get this work nigga!

2620
01:41:10,029 --> 01:41:12,295
You definitely
gon' get this work!

2621
01:41:12,297 --> 01:41:14,766
You started rapping
a couple days ago,

2622
01:41:14,768 --> 01:41:19,006
and YOU make games
for Playstation Fo' /

2623
01:41:19,772 --> 01:41:20,704
But his gun?

2624
01:41:20,706 --> 01:41:23,574
Playstation One,
you gotta wait to load.

2625
01:41:23,576 --> 01:41:25,442
Y'all team seem iffy...

2626
01:41:25,444 --> 01:41:28,146
That's cause they theme
scream "Disney" /

2627
01:41:28,148 --> 01:41:32,717
His jeans scream "hippie" and
his cheeks scream "pinch me" /

2628
01:41:32,719 --> 01:41:33,752
They a couple!

2629
01:41:33,754 --> 01:41:34,753
They a COUPLE?

2630
01:41:34,755 --> 01:41:35,686
That's what I heard.

2631
01:41:35,688 --> 01:41:37,620
So in this battle y'all
really fought /

2632
01:41:37,622 --> 01:41:42,493
Tonight it's gonna be some real
awkward pillow talk.

2633
01:41:42,495 --> 01:41:44,494
Nah, nah, nah,
they an odd couple,

2634
01:41:44,496 --> 01:41:45,929
that's why they not even /

2635
01:41:45,931 --> 01:41:48,833
And if you talk about my
daughter in this battle,

2636
01:41:48,835 --> 01:41:51,168
you'll be the one
that's not breathin',

2637
01:41:51,170 --> 01:41:52,302
motherfucker!

2638
01:41:57,242 --> 01:41:59,412
Okay, okay.

2639
01:42:05,518 --> 01:42:08,852
You're both so emotional,
you talk shit then bitch and

2640
01:42:08,854 --> 01:42:10,420
whine 'cause I replied? /

2641
01:42:10,422 --> 01:42:12,390
I guess this is the Future
Drake wanted...

2642
01:42:12,392 --> 01:42:15,526
What A Time To Be Alive!

2643
01:42:15,528 --> 01:42:17,227
These rounds'll
leave ya bleedin',

2644
01:42:17,229 --> 01:42:19,463
then let's see how
they can talk /

2645
01:42:19,465 --> 01:42:21,766
So it's not one for the
dead homies when they see

2646
01:42:21,768 --> 01:42:23,767
that 40 pouring
out on the block!

2647
01:42:23,769 --> 01:42:25,302
You don't need
'caine to move,

2648
01:42:25,304 --> 01:42:27,471
you need canes to move,
you old hasbeens /

2649
01:42:27,473 --> 01:42:29,173
Can't even watch your
own matches without

2650
01:42:29,175 --> 01:42:32,410
turning on closed captions.

2651
01:42:32,412 --> 01:42:35,012
Both arms in they face,
look like they both dabbin'

2652
01:42:35,014 --> 01:42:37,015
And even though I'm white
I'll (White Owl) light

2653
01:42:37,017 --> 01:42:38,749
Bluntz up... Cause we don't
feel he (Phillie)

2654
01:42:38,751 --> 01:42:40,418
got the flavor for
dope rappin'!!!

2655
01:42:40,420 --> 01:42:44,422
See they pull up, I spot 'em
then I stretch 'em like

2656
01:42:44,424 --> 01:42:45,623
a personal trainer/

2657
01:42:45,625 --> 01:42:47,290
Then I lift they soul up...

2658
01:42:47,292 --> 01:42:48,691
Like it's a
personal savior!

2659
01:42:48,693 --> 01:42:51,728
I'm not tryna say all that
...It's my personal favor.

2660
01:42:51,730 --> 01:42:53,597
I'm tryna let
these shells out early,

2661
01:42:53,599 --> 01:42:56,535
they got perfect behavior!

2662
01:42:58,537 --> 01:42:59,936
Y'all are moving
where you're not wanted,

2663
01:42:59,938 --> 01:43:03,040
that's how I know what it
feels like to be gentrified.

2664
01:43:03,042 --> 01:43:05,042
How you gonna raise your
fist at me like you ain't

2665
01:43:05,044 --> 01:43:06,576
got a sense of pride? /

2666
01:43:06,578 --> 01:43:09,045
I'm not hatin',
I'm just sayin' you on that

2667
01:43:09,047 --> 01:43:10,448
transgender vibe /

2668
01:43:10,450 --> 01:43:11,582
The way you switchin' sides,

2669
01:43:11,584 --> 01:43:14,352
I can see the bitch inside

2670
01:43:20,460 --> 01:43:21,993
You're a bitch Mag,

2671
01:43:21,995 --> 01:43:25,329
all you do is talk gossip
shit and weight loss

2672
01:43:25,331 --> 01:43:27,164
'Cause that's the only way
these niggas'd

2673
01:43:27,166 --> 01:43:28,399
get some flames off

2674
01:43:28,401 --> 01:43:31,134
Is if we did a face swap!

2675
01:43:31,136 --> 01:43:32,035
Why are you wearing jewelry?

2676
01:43:32,037 --> 01:43:33,103
You don't supply drugs

2677
01:43:33,105 --> 01:43:34,405
And why are you wearing that...

2678
01:43:34,407 --> 01:43:35,740
When you're the one
who looks like

2679
01:43:35,742 --> 01:43:38,745
he got shocked by a plug! /

2680
01:43:42,915 --> 01:43:45,917
I'm Eminem cause I'm white
and can rhyme???

2681
01:43:45,919 --> 01:43:48,985
Nah, if we talkin' history,
that's Pac and that's Biggie...

2682
01:43:48,987 --> 01:43:50,320
the only tragedy is that

2683
01:43:50,322 --> 01:43:52,656
they DIDN'T die
in their prime...

2684
01:43:52,658 --> 01:43:54,059
TIME!

2685
01:44:02,667 --> 01:44:05,169
Adam, that was crazy man.

2686
01:44:05,171 --> 01:44:06,904
I always knew you
was nice with it,

2687
01:44:06,906 --> 01:44:09,440
but I never knew you
went hard like that.

2688
01:44:09,442 --> 01:44:11,241
Phew. Wow.

2689
01:44:11,243 --> 01:44:12,711
Respect.

2690
01:44:13,479 --> 01:44:14,511
The Yo!

2691
01:44:14,513 --> 01:44:16,079
That DAUGHTER shit man.

2692
01:44:16,081 --> 01:44:18,115
When you said you'd
blow up her oxygen tank?

2693
01:44:18,117 --> 01:44:19,450
That shit was crazy as fuck.

2694
01:44:19,452 --> 01:44:20,685
That's why I watch rap battles!

2695
01:44:20,687 --> 01:44:22,386
You bodied his
entire family!

2696
01:44:22,388 --> 01:44:23,590
Respect.

2697
01:44:25,257 --> 01:44:26,857
That battle was awesome.

2698
01:44:26,859 --> 01:44:27,959
That two-on-two?

2699
01:44:27,961 --> 01:44:30,294
People are going to be
talking about that forever.

2700
01:44:30,296 --> 01:44:31,897
We should do
some more of those.

2701
01:44:32,532 --> 01:44:35,098
If the paper's right.

2702
01:44:35,100 --> 01:44:37,768
If shit got that
heated between friends,

2703
01:44:37,770 --> 01:44:40,538
imagine what's gonna happen
when we actually put two people

2704
01:44:40,540 --> 01:44:43,076
in the ring who don't
really fuck with each other.

2705
01:44:44,711 --> 01:44:46,677
That's exactly
what's about to happen,

2706
01:44:46,679 --> 01:44:49,946
because the main event of
the epoch is going down

2707
01:44:49,948 --> 01:44:52,016
right NOW.

2708
01:44:52,018 --> 01:44:54,520
I'm glad we're cool after
all the shit that I said.

2709
01:44:55,787 --> 01:44:58,021
But... it's battle rap.

2710
01:44:58,023 --> 01:44:59,625
I knew you'd understand.

2711
01:45:00,192 --> 01:45:02,026
Yeah I understand.

2712
01:45:02,028 --> 01:45:03,628
We ain't cool, though.

2713
01:45:03,630 --> 01:45:05,663
The gun'll interrupt
him on stage,

2714
01:45:05,665 --> 01:45:08,268
I'll grab the
Mag-n-Yeezy him.

2715
01:45:09,969 --> 01:45:11,102
Oh, my god.

2716
01:45:11,104 --> 01:45:12,205
Y'all get it?

2717
01:45:13,139 --> 01:45:14,905
Iron, minerals, magnesium.

2718
01:45:14,907 --> 01:45:17,542
Interrupt him on stage,
grab the mag and fuckin'

2719
01:45:17,544 --> 01:45:18,944
YEEZY him?

2720
01:45:19,745 --> 01:45:21,445
Y'all need to
wake the fuck up.

2721
01:45:21,447 --> 01:45:22,646
You the only one tired.

2722
01:45:22,648 --> 01:45:25,216
What about the two-on-two?

2723
01:45:25,218 --> 01:45:26,549
We killed it up there.

2724
01:45:26,551 --> 01:45:28,585
We cool on some rap shit.

2725
01:45:28,587 --> 01:45:29,853
I respect your artistry.

2726
01:45:29,855 --> 01:45:31,688
You can put together some bars.

2727
01:45:31,690 --> 01:45:33,792
But we ain't friends.

2728
01:45:36,129 --> 01:45:38,594
But, it's battle rap.

2729
01:45:38,596 --> 01:45:41,298
You said a bunch of
personal stuff about me.

2730
01:45:41,300 --> 01:45:42,533
Anything goes in
a battle, right?

2731
01:45:42,535 --> 01:45:43,968
Yeah, anything goes.

2732
01:45:43,970 --> 01:45:46,137
But you think your
words don't have fucking

2733
01:45:46,139 --> 01:45:47,204
consequences?

2734
01:45:47,206 --> 01:45:49,440
Everybody calling you out
on your shit... my girl.

2735
01:45:49,442 --> 01:45:50,406
Your girl.

2736
01:45:50,408 --> 01:45:51,808
The whole Berkeley student body.

2737
01:45:51,810 --> 01:45:54,544
You keep telling yourself
that they just don't understand,

2738
01:45:54,546 --> 01:45:57,017
so you can feel like
a good person.

2739
01:45:57,649 --> 01:45:59,318
What you need to realize:

2740
01:46:00,452 --> 01:46:04,323
you're not. You are
not a good person.

2741
01:46:05,457 --> 01:46:07,126
You're a degenerate scumbag.

2742
01:46:08,461 --> 01:46:09,930
This is where you belong.

2743
01:46:15,268 --> 01:46:16,169
Where are you going?

2744
01:46:19,438 --> 01:46:20,606
Where I belong.

2745
01:46:21,273 --> 01:46:22,675
Home.
With my family.

2746
01:46:28,014 --> 01:46:29,679
You a muthafuckin' legend, bro!

2747
01:46:29,681 --> 01:46:31,481
Legends respect legends.

2748
01:46:31,483 --> 01:46:33,285
Keep doing your thing.

2749
01:46:39,992 --> 01:46:42,558
A'ight, a'ight, ain't I ain't
fuckin' with that?

2750
01:46:42,560 --> 01:46:43,494
I know what y'all want.

2751
01:46:43,496 --> 01:46:45,131
Check this out
camel-breeder:

2752
01:46:46,299 --> 01:46:47,964
Your ho ain't loyal,

2753
01:46:47,966 --> 01:46:51,301
she don't care a bit
motherfucker /

2754
01:46:51,303 --> 01:46:53,503
THAT'S WHY I FUCKED YO BITCH,

2755
01:46:53,505 --> 01:46:55,306
YOU ARABIC MOTHERFUCKER! /

2756
01:46:57,876 --> 01:46:59,543
You walked in on us fuckin',

2757
01:46:59,545 --> 01:47:01,678
she still tried to tell "baby,

2758
01:47:01,680 --> 01:47:03,114
I'm just flirtin'" /

2759
01:47:03,116 --> 01:47:04,080
She a porn star,

2760
01:47:04,082 --> 01:47:06,583
she took out the
camera and said "baby,

2761
01:47:06,585 --> 01:47:08,989
I'm just workin'!"

2762
01:47:09,855 --> 01:47:11,621
TIME!

2763
01:47:11,623 --> 01:47:13,723
Mega, it's on you.

2764
01:47:13,725 --> 01:47:16,127
Que paso mijo,
I'm 'bout to murder

2765
01:47:16,129 --> 01:47:17,393
you in front
of your own people /

2766
01:47:17,395 --> 01:47:18,561
Grab the chrome Eagle

2767
01:47:18,563 --> 01:47:20,700
and do a drive-by in front
of Home Depot /

2768
01:47:21,767 --> 01:47:23,033
I don't give a fuck if you're

2769
01:47:23,035 --> 01:47:25,701
from El Salvador
or Puerto Rico,

2770
01:47:25,703 --> 01:47:27,237
that don't matter to me bro /

2771
01:47:27,239 --> 01:47:28,806
Cause if you can pack 44

2772
01:47:28,808 --> 01:47:31,607
of your folks and your close
amigos in a little four-door

2773
01:47:31,609 --> 01:47:34,344
Pinto... then you're Latino /

2774
01:47:34,346 --> 01:47:35,579
You think I give a fuck if

2775
01:47:35,581 --> 01:47:36,916
you and my bitch date?

2776
01:47:38,084 --> 01:47:39,783
And I heard y'all kissed,
well that was your mistake/

2777
01:47:39,785 --> 01:47:41,852
'Cause now you can tell
everybody in the crowd

2778
01:47:41,854 --> 01:47:43,389
how my dick tastes /

2779
01:47:44,756 --> 01:47:46,757
So
what you fucked my bitch?

2780
01:47:46,759 --> 01:47:47,958
So did everyone else /

2781
01:47:47,960 --> 01:47:50,293
And she said you had
a small dick...

2782
01:47:50,295 --> 01:47:54,333
matter fact, I'ma have
her tell you herself!

2783
01:48:02,375 --> 01:48:03,406
Yo!

2784
01:48:03,408 --> 01:48:05,709
Yes I fucked this pussy,
and yes I'm a porn star

2785
01:48:05,711 --> 01:48:06,709
if you can't tell /

2786
01:48:06,711 --> 01:48:08,945
I'd say he satisfied me,

2787
01:48:10,483 --> 01:48:12,252
but I can't even fake
it that well /

2788
01:48:13,519 --> 01:48:15,185
To have a below-average dick,

2789
01:48:15,187 --> 01:48:17,323
you'd need to be a
couple inches bigger /

2790
01:48:18,991 --> 01:48:20,457
Yo, you thought we was fucking?

2791
01:48:20,459 --> 01:48:22,560
I thought I was being fingered

2792
01:48:29,402 --> 01:48:31,334
This better be good, Adam.

2793
01:48:31,336 --> 01:48:33,771
Hey, ba... Maya.

2794
01:48:33,773 --> 01:48:35,371
Thanks for picking up.

2795
01:48:35,373 --> 01:48:36,807
I know it's late.

2796
01:48:36,809 --> 01:48:39,709
And I'm also probably the
last person you expected to

2797
01:48:39,711 --> 01:48:41,344
or wanted to
talk to right now.

2798
01:48:41,346 --> 01:48:44,248
But there's just something
I really need to say to you.

2799
01:48:44,250 --> 01:48:48,017
So please, just listen.

2800
01:48:48,019 --> 01:48:49,520
This shit is
fuckin' rigged,

2801
01:48:49,522 --> 01:48:52,021
you're gonna just let him
walk in with special fuckin'

2802
01:48:52,023 --> 01:48:52,589
guests?

2803
01:48:52,591 --> 01:48:53,891
This is the wave now?

2804
01:48:53,893 --> 01:48:56,459
Fuckin' with guest
fuckin' verses?

2805
01:48:56,461 --> 01:48:57,727
This is some bullshit, man.

2806
01:48:57,729 --> 01:48:58,762
Fuck that.

2807
01:48:58,764 --> 01:49:00,464
I'm out this bitch.

2808
01:49:00,466 --> 01:49:01,732
You lost anyway!

2809
01:49:01,734 --> 01:49:03,433
I completely understand
why you did what you did,

2810
01:49:03,435 --> 01:49:05,201
with the PowerPoint.

2811
01:49:05,203 --> 01:49:06,939
And I forgive you.

2812
01:49:07,773 --> 01:49:10,207
I deserve it, even.

2813
01:49:10,209 --> 01:49:11,409
I was so terrible.

2814
01:49:11,411 --> 01:49:14,980
To you, to our friends,
to the whole world.

2815
01:49:17,617 --> 01:49:22,922
What I've realized is
...you were right.

2816
01:49:23,989 --> 01:49:25,522
When you said
that this wasn't me.

2817
01:49:25,524 --> 01:49:26,824
I'm not this person.

2818
01:49:26,826 --> 01:49:28,361
I'm not like those guys.

2819
01:49:29,895 --> 01:49:33,996
The best version of myself,
the real version of myself,

2820
01:49:33,998 --> 01:49:35,769
is when I was with you.

2821
01:49:37,537 --> 01:49:39,439
You make me a
better person.

2822
01:49:39,906 --> 01:49:41,373
You make me me.

2823
01:49:43,375 --> 01:49:46,078
Maya, I want to be with
you for the rest of my life.

2824
01:49:47,479 --> 01:49:53,987
With no more time off
or mistakes or wrong directions.

2825
01:49:55,787 --> 01:49:59,489
Maya, what I'm trying
to say is...

2826
01:49:59,491 --> 01:50:01,027
will you marry me?

2827
01:50:01,926 --> 01:50:04,163
You want to get married?

2828
01:50:05,063 --> 01:50:06,362
Yes, yes!

2829
01:50:06,364 --> 01:50:08,468
More than anything
else in the world,

2830
01:50:08,768 --> 01:50:10,036
yes.

2831
01:50:11,636 --> 01:50:13,369
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR
FUCKING MIND?!!

2832
01:50:13,371 --> 01:50:14,739
Delete my number,

2833
01:50:14,741 --> 01:50:18,674
you fucking racist
misogynist homophobic fuck!

2834
01:50:18,676 --> 01:50:20,479
And stay the
FUCK away from me!

2835
01:50:24,082 --> 01:50:25,949
My opponent quit
like a coward,

2836
01:50:25,951 --> 01:50:28,352
so I guess I gotta start
killin' his squad /

2837
01:50:28,354 --> 01:50:30,454
Starting with this
bitch over here

2838
01:50:30,456 --> 01:50:32,158
looking like Biggie Minaj /

2839
01:50:33,759 --> 01:50:35,625
Ho you look like Rah Digga...

2840
01:50:35,627 --> 01:50:36,627
Bitch I will bury your ass!

2841
01:50:36,629 --> 01:50:38,896
If she was crossed
with Godzilla! /

2842
01:50:38,898 --> 01:50:41,798
A white dude, an Asian,
a black girl,

2843
01:50:41,800 --> 01:50:42,833
and a Mexican /

2844
01:50:42,835 --> 01:50:44,500
Who the fuck y'all
supposed to be,

2845
01:50:44,502 --> 01:50:46,002
the United Colors of Benetton? /

2846
01:50:46,004 --> 01:50:47,704
Man, it's like the rap version

2847
01:50:47,706 --> 01:50:49,306
- of the Village People...
- Chill, chill!

2848
01:50:49,308 --> 01:50:52,642
Get the fuck
outta my face, Gramz!

2849
01:50:52,644 --> 01:50:54,410
Anyone of you motherfucks.

2850
01:50:54,412 --> 01:50:55,980
Little punk-ass chumps.

2851
01:50:55,982 --> 01:50:58,582
I'll battle any
of y'all at once.

2852
01:50:58,584 --> 01:50:59,650
Tell Behn what's up!

2853
01:50:59,652 --> 01:51:01,918
What's up Mag,
what's up Bluntz,

2854
01:51:01,920 --> 01:51:03,420
I'll fuck both of you up!

2855
01:51:03,422 --> 01:51:04,088
It's another 40 Mag.

2856
01:51:04,090 --> 01:51:05,623
He ain't talkin' about me.

2857
01:51:05,625 --> 01:51:06,755
Y'all ain't nothing but chumps.

2858
01:51:06,757 --> 01:51:07,924
Every single one of you fucks.

2859
01:51:07,926 --> 01:51:10,026
I thought Adam you
was a freestyler, right?

2860
01:51:10,028 --> 01:51:11,628
Well show me what's up.

2861
01:51:11,630 --> 01:51:13,530
C'mon bitch show me what's up,

2862
01:51:13,532 --> 01:51:15,164
you little fuckin' worm.

2863
01:51:15,166 --> 01:51:16,900
Let's get it you
geeky-ass dweeb.

2864
01:51:16,902 --> 01:51:19,102
You little dick
suckin' McLovin.

2865
01:51:19,104 --> 01:51:21,538
Come show me some of
those freestyles, fuck boy.

2866
01:51:21,540 --> 01:51:25,743
Man, I ain't the fuckin' kid
to step to/ You see this?

2867
01:51:25,745 --> 01:51:28,811
It's that look you have on your
face when you've been crying

2868
01:51:28,813 --> 01:51:31,115
all day because your bitch
just left you/

2869
01:51:31,117 --> 01:51:33,683
Maybe it's cause she found
your Boy George tapes

2870
01:51:33,685 --> 01:51:35,285
and realized you go both ways /

2871
01:51:35,287 --> 01:51:37,722
Or maybe it's no one
wants to procreate

2872
01:51:37,724 --> 01:51:39,255
with your Macaulay
Caulkin traits /

2873
01:51:39,257 --> 01:51:40,923
And have a kid born one day

2874
01:51:40,925 --> 01:51:43,360
with the same pointy nose
and ovalshaped /

2875
01:51:43,362 --> 01:51:46,996
Topher Grace slash Norman
Bates looking bony face /

2876
01:51:46,998 --> 01:51:50,234
They got me all the way out
here in the Golden State /

2877
01:51:50,236 --> 01:51:51,869
Battling with the same
little white bitch

2878
01:51:51,871 --> 01:51:53,973
that Tupac and Kobe raped! /

2879
01:51:57,542 --> 01:52:00,076
Before this cracker learned
about the Black Panthers

2880
01:52:00,078 --> 01:52:01,610
through his dad's lectures /

2881
01:52:01,612 --> 01:52:03,347
He wanted to be a Klan member

2882
01:52:03,349 --> 01:52:04,681
but he found out
he can't enter /

2883
01:52:04,683 --> 01:52:07,353
'Cause they didn't accept
people who are transgender /

2884
01:52:08,254 --> 01:52:10,654
For setting this up,
fuck you too,

2885
01:52:10,656 --> 01:52:12,088
I don't trust you either /

2886
01:52:12,090 --> 01:52:13,390
You should know the only reason

2887
01:52:13,392 --> 01:52:15,426
he wants to be here is cause
he got jungle fever /

2888
01:52:15,428 --> 01:52:19,562
Looking like Justin Bieber
in a fucking muscle T-shirt /

2889
01:52:19,564 --> 01:52:23,467
You're a fuckin' fan of Hanson,
Marilyn Manson's grandson /

2890
01:52:23,469 --> 01:52:26,102
This is a bodybag that you
ain't coming back from,

2891
01:52:26,104 --> 01:52:28,705
straight up-
Shut the fuck up!

2892
01:52:32,944 --> 01:52:34,177
You think you're
a super villain?

2893
01:52:34,179 --> 01:52:36,346
I'm about to tear
your mask off /

2894
01:52:36,348 --> 01:52:39,548
'Cause now you're talkin' to the
devil like Ivan Karamazov /

2895
01:52:39,550 --> 01:52:42,552
You think cause you're a
"terrorist martyr Arabic scholar

2896
01:52:42,554 --> 01:52:44,821
preparing for Allah"
that you can't be served?/

2897
01:52:44,823 --> 01:52:46,522
You're not a suicide
bomber just 'cause

2898
01:52:46,524 --> 01:52:49,528
you got the eyebrows of
an Angry Bird! /

2899
01:52:52,063 --> 01:52:53,431
I'll go grab Che and let him

2900
01:52:53,433 --> 01:52:55,132
bust at you till
the chopper jams /

2901
01:52:55,134 --> 01:52:59,072
We'll do a drive-by on your
falafel stand from his taco van/

2902
01:53:00,872 --> 01:53:03,205
You're dating a porn star...

2903
01:53:03,207 --> 01:53:05,241
we all know what her
vagina's touched/

2904
01:53:05,243 --> 01:53:07,677
Most terrorists
get 72 virgins...

2905
01:53:07,679 --> 01:53:11,448
you got a bitch who's fucked
72 guys at once! /

2906
01:53:13,618 --> 01:53:14,985
You think this shit's real?

2907
01:53:14,987 --> 01:53:16,419
You call me a faggot

2908
01:53:16,421 --> 01:53:19,155
and half of these guys
collapse from laughter /

2909
01:53:19,157 --> 01:53:21,592
Battle rap is so fucking corny

2910
01:53:21,594 --> 01:53:23,429
I'M a battle rapper!

2911
01:53:25,764 --> 01:53:28,832
Here's an example...
you caught Che with your girl

2912
01:53:28,834 --> 01:53:30,101
and didn't throw a
fist at the dude /

2913
01:53:30,103 --> 01:53:31,502
But you punched someone
for getting in your face,

2914
01:53:31,504 --> 01:53:33,603
but if someone's getting in
your bitch then it's cool? /

2915
01:53:33,605 --> 01:53:35,204
These battlers are all soft,

2916
01:53:35,206 --> 01:53:36,973
they just pull the tough
guy shit for the views /

2917
01:53:36,975 --> 01:53:38,942
Well I'm all up in your
face now... so

2918
01:53:38,944 --> 01:53:41,113
what the fuck is this
bitch gonna do?

2919
01:53:43,782 --> 01:53:45,385
What you goin' do?

2920
01:53:51,491 --> 01:53:53,225
What the fuck, fam?

2921
01:53:53,791 --> 01:53:55,292
That little love tap?

2922
01:53:55,294 --> 01:53:56,893
That was real touching /

2923
01:53:56,895 --> 01:53:58,262
But I just murdered
my own friend

2924
01:53:58,264 --> 01:54:01,367
so you should know that
I DON'T FEEL NOTHING! /

2925
01:54:03,434 --> 01:54:05,468
You tap chins when
you know you can't win,

2926
01:54:05,470 --> 01:54:07,503
you thought you could
leave me on the ground? /

2927
01:54:07,505 --> 01:54:10,207
I mighta lost a tooth,
but... Fuck it,

2928
01:54:10,209 --> 01:54:12,812
I JUST BEAT YOU
FOR THE CROWN!

2929
01:54:27,160 --> 01:54:28,627
What you goin' do,
hit him again?

2930
01:54:38,636 --> 01:54:40,035
I've been going to
battles for mad years.

2931
01:54:40,037 --> 01:54:41,806
I ain't NEVER seen
no shit like that.

2932
01:54:41,808 --> 01:54:44,240
You the greatest white
battle rapper of all time.

2933
01:54:44,242 --> 01:54:45,475
Bar none.
You the greatest.

2934
01:54:45,477 --> 01:54:46,942
Greatest WHITE battle rapper.

2935
01:54:46,944 --> 01:54:50,780
Yo, you were fucking amazing.

2936
01:54:50,782 --> 01:54:53,484
Like seriously incredible.

2937
01:54:53,486 --> 01:54:55,619
I'm honored to be a
part of that shit, bro.

2938
01:54:55,621 --> 01:54:56,418
Thanks, man.

2939
01:54:56,420 --> 01:54:58,156
For real,
I fucking love you, man.

2940
01:54:59,157 --> 01:55:00,223
Oh shit, I'm sorry.

2941
01:55:00,225 --> 01:55:02,327
Don't worry about it man,
you good.

2942
01:55:10,536 --> 01:55:11,601
A-DAM!

2943
01:55:11,603 --> 01:55:12,869
A-DAM!

2944
01:55:12,871 --> 01:55:13,402
A-DAM!

2945
01:55:13,404 --> 01:55:13,803
A-DAM!

2946
01:55:13,805 --> 01:55:14,538
A-DAM!

2947
01:55:14,540 --> 01:55:15,438
A-DAM!

2948
01:55:15,440 --> 01:55:16,073
A-DAM!

2949
01:55:16,075 --> 01:55:17,343
A-DAM!

2950
01:55:24,683 --> 01:55:28,220
Battle release day,
battle release day.

2951
01:55:33,692 --> 01:55:35,225
...THIS is the one you
been hearing about.

2952
01:55:35,227 --> 01:55:37,093
If I came back from the
future to tell myself

2953
01:55:37,095 --> 01:55:38,261
this shit happened,

2954
01:55:38,263 --> 01:55:39,929
I'd tell myself to get
the fuck outta here.

2955
01:55:39,931 --> 01:55:43,334
A battler so new he doesn't
even have a fuckin' rap name

2956
01:55:43,336 --> 01:55:45,735
going up against the ultimate
juggernaut of the scene.

2957
01:55:45,737 --> 01:55:46,436
On the spot.
I got it.

2958
01:55:46,438 --> 01:55:48,170
I know.

2959
01:55:48,172 --> 01:55:50,175
I know what my
rap name should be.

2960
01:55:51,175 --> 01:55:51,909
My name is.

2961
01:55:51,911 --> 01:55:52,642
Hi!

2962
01:55:52,644 --> 01:55:53,877
My name is (what?)

2963
01:55:53,879 --> 01:55:55,145
My name is (who?)

2964
01:55:55,147 --> 01:55:57,448
My name is Slim Shady

2965
01:55:57,450 --> 01:55:58,080
Hi!

2966
01:55:58,082 --> 01:55:59,848
My name is (huh?)

2967
01:55:59,850 --> 01:56:01,017
My name is (what?)

2968
01:56:01,019 --> 01:56:03,020
My name is Slim Shady

2969
01:56:03,022 --> 01:56:03,986
Hi!

2970
01:56:03,988 --> 01:56:05,588
My name is (what?)
excuse me

2971
01:56:05,590 --> 01:56:06,455
My name is (who?)

2972
01:56:06,457 --> 01:56:08,991
My name is Slim Shady
Hi!

2973
01:56:08,993 --> 01:56:10,227
Can I have the
attention of the class

2974
01:56:10,229 --> 01:56:11,294
My name is (huh?)

2975
01:56:11,296 --> 01:56:12,228
My name is (what?)
(For one second?)

2976
01:56:12,230 --> 01:56:14,698
My name is Slim Shady

2977
01:56:14,700 --> 01:56:15,665
Hi kids!

2978
01:56:15,667 --> 01:56:16,667
Do you like violence?

2979
01:56:16,669 --> 01:56:18,502
(yeah yeah) Wanna see
me stick Nine Inch Nails

2980
01:56:18,504 --> 01:56:20,035
Through each one
of my eyelids?

2981
01:56:20,037 --> 01:56:21,170
(uh-huh)

2982
01:56:21,172 --> 01:56:22,705
Wanna copy me
and do exactly like I did?

2983
01:56:22,707 --> 01:56:25,542
(yeah yeah) Try 'cid and get
fucked up worse that my life is?

2984
01:56:25,544 --> 01:56:27,110
(huh) My brain's dead weight,

2985
01:56:27,112 --> 01:56:28,277
I'm tryin' to get my
head straight

2986
01:56:28,279 --> 01:56:30,146
But I can't figure
out which Spice Girl

2987
01:56:30,148 --> 01:56:31,481
I want to impregnate

2988
01:56:31,483 --> 01:56:32,515
(oh)

2989
01:56:32,517 --> 01:56:34,017
And Dr.Dre said,
"Slim Shady you a base-head"

2990
01:56:34,019 --> 01:56:35,151
Uh-uh!

2991
01:56:35,153 --> 01:56:37,154
"So why's your face
red? Man you wasted"

2992
01:56:37,156 --> 01:56:38,254
Well since age twelve,

2993
01:56:38,256 --> 01:56:39,722
I've felt like I'm someone else

2994
01:56:39,724 --> 01:56:42,526
'Cause I hung my original self
from the top bunk with a belt

2995
01:56:42,528 --> 01:56:45,261
Got pissed off and
ripped Pamela Lee's tits off

2996
01:56:45,263 --> 01:56:46,530
And smacked her so hard

2997
01:56:46,532 --> 01:56:48,265
I knocked her clothes
backwards like Kris Kross

2998
01:56:48,267 --> 01:56:50,868
I smoke a fat pound of grass
and fall on my ass

2999
01:56:50,870 --> 01:56:53,535
Faster than a fat bitch who
sat down too fast

3000
01:56:53,537 --> 01:56:56,707
C'mere slut (Shady, wait a
minute, that's my girl dog)

3001
01:56:56,709 --> 01:56:59,610
I don't give a fuck, God sent
me to piss the world off

3002
01:56:59,612 --> 01:57:00,142
Hi!

3003
01:57:00,144 --> 01:57:01,244
My name is (what?)

3004
01:57:01,246 --> 01:57:02,713
My name is (who?)

3005
01:57:02,715 --> 01:57:04,948
My name is Slim Shady

3006
01:57:04,950 --> 01:57:05,749
Hi!

3007
01:57:05,751 --> 01:57:06,883
My name is (huh?)

3008
01:57:06,885 --> 01:57:08,185
My name is (what?)

3009
01:57:08,187 --> 01:57:10,654
My name is Slim Shady

3010
01:57:10,656 --> 01:57:11,186
Hi!

3011
01:57:11,188 --> 01:57:12,321
My name is (what?)

3012
01:57:12,323 --> 01:57:13,856
My name is (who?)

3013
01:57:13,858 --> 01:57:16,160
My name is Slim Shady

3014
01:57:16,162 --> 01:57:16,860
Hi!

3015
01:57:16,862 --> 01:57:18,061
My name is (huh?)

3016
01:57:18,063 --> 01:57:19,428
My name is (what?)

3017
01:57:19,430 --> 01:57:21,664
My name is Slim Shady

3018
01:57:21,666 --> 01:57:24,200
My English teacher wanted
to have flunk me in Junior High

3019
01:57:24,202 --> 01:57:27,204
Thanks a lot next semester
I'll be thirty-five

3020
01:57:27,206 --> 01:57:29,472
I smacked him
in his face with an eraser

3021
01:57:29,474 --> 01:57:30,740
Chased him with a stapler

3022
01:57:30,742 --> 01:57:33,476
And stapled his nuts to a
stack of papers (ow)

3023
01:57:33,478 --> 01:57:34,710
Walked in the strip club,

3024
01:57:34,712 --> 01:57:37,013
had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender,

3025
01:57:37,015 --> 01:57:40,183
then stuck my dick in the
tip cup Extraterrestrial,

3026
01:57:40,185 --> 01:57:42,052
running over pedestrians
In a space ship

3027
01:57:42,054 --> 01:57:44,753
while they screamin' at me
"Let's just be friends"

3028
01:57:44,755 --> 01:57:46,755
Ninety-nine percent of my
life I was lied to

3029
01:57:46,757 --> 01:57:49,860
I just found out my mom
does more dope than I do

3030
01:57:49,862 --> 01:57:50,860
(damn)

3031
01:57:50,862 --> 01:57:52,428
I told her I'd grow up
to be a famous rapper

3032
01:57:52,430 --> 01:57:55,298
Make a record about doin'
drugs and name it after her

3033
01:57:55,300 --> 01:57:56,633
(oh thank you)

3034
01:57:56,635 --> 01:57:58,168
You know you blew up when
the women rush your stands

3035
01:57:58,170 --> 01:57:59,302
And try to touch your hands

3036
01:57:59,304 --> 01:58:01,237
like some screamin'
Usher fans (ah)

3037
01:58:01,239 --> 01:58:02,972
This guy at White Castle
asked for my autograph

3038
01:58:02,974 --> 01:58:03,839
(Dude, can I get
your autograph?)

3039
01:58:03,841 --> 01:58:04,841
So I signed it,

3040
01:58:04,843 --> 01:58:06,810
"Dear Dave, thanks for
the support, asshole!"

3041
01:58:06,812 --> 01:58:07,343
Hi!

3042
01:58:07,345 --> 01:58:08,411
My name is (what?)

3043
01:58:08,413 --> 01:58:09,980
My name is (who?)

3044
01:58:09,982 --> 01:58:12,216
My name is Slim Shady

3045
01:58:12,218 --> 01:58:12,915
Hi!

3046
01:58:12,917 --> 01:58:14,084
My name is(what?)

3047
01:58:14,086 --> 01:58:15,485
My name is (who?)

3048
01:58:15,487 --> 01:58:17,887
My name is Slim Shady

3049
01:58:17,889 --> 01:58:18,387
Hi!

3050
01:58:18,389 --> 01:58:19,856
My name is (huh?)

3051
01:58:19,858 --> 01:58:21,191
My name is (who?)

3052
01:58:21,193 --> 01:58:23,593
My name is Slim Shady

3053
01:58:23,595 --> 01:58:24,127
Hi!

3054
01:58:24,129 --> 01:58:25,328
My name is (what?)

3055
01:58:25,330 --> 01:58:26,862
My name is (whot?)

3056
01:58:26,864 --> 01:58:28,865
My name is Slim Shady

3057
01:58:28,867 --> 01:58:32,235
Stop the tape, this kid needs
to be locked away (get him)

3058
01:58:32,237 --> 01:58:34,469
Dr. Dre, don't just
stand there, operate!

3059
01:58:34,471 --> 01:58:35,672
I'm not ready to leave,

3060
01:58:35,674 --> 01:58:37,508
it's too scary to die
(fuck that)

3061
01:58:37,510 --> 01:58:39,542
I'll have to be carried
inside the cemetery and

3062
01:58:39,544 --> 01:58:40,977
buried alive (Huh yup!)

3063
01:58:40,979 --> 01:58:43,111
Am I comin' or goin'?
I can barely decide

3064
01:58:43,113 --> 01:58:46,583
I just drank a fifth of vodka,
dare me to drive? (go ahead)

3065
01:58:46,585 --> 01:58:48,584
All my life I was
very deprived

3066
01:58:48,586 --> 01:58:49,718
I ain't had a woman in years,

3067
01:58:49,720 --> 01:58:51,753
and my palms are too
hairy to hide

3068
01:58:51,755 --> 01:58:52,688
(Whoops!)

3069
01:58:52,690 --> 01:58:54,024
Clothes ripped like the
Incredible Hulk

3070
01:58:54,026 --> 01:58:55,325
I spit when I talk,

3071
01:58:55,327 --> 01:58:57,160
I'll fuck anything that
walks (c'mere)

3072
01:58:57,162 --> 01:58:59,795
When I was little I used to
get so hungry I would throw fits

3073
01:58:59,797 --> 01:59:01,630
How you gonna breast
feed me Mom? (wah)

3074
01:59:01,632 --> 01:59:02,865
You ain't got no tits
(wah)

3075
01:59:02,867 --> 01:59:05,500
I lay awake and
strap myself in the bed

3076
01:59:05,502 --> 01:59:06,837
Put a bulletproof vest on

3077
01:59:06,839 --> 01:59:08,303
and shoot myself in the head
(bang)

3078
01:59:08,305 --> 01:59:09,606
I'm steamin' mad (argh)

3079
01:59:09,608 --> 01:59:11,741
And by the way
when you see my dad? (yeah)

3080
01:59:11,743 --> 01:59:13,043
Tell him that
I slit his throat,

3081
01:59:13,045 --> 01:59:14,110
in this dream I had

3082
01:59:14,112 --> 01:59:14,843
Hi!

3083
01:59:14,845 --> 01:59:15,978
My name is (what?)

3084
01:59:15,980 --> 01:59:17,246
My name is (who?)

3085
01:59:17,248 --> 01:59:19,615
My name is Slim Shady

3086
01:59:19,617 --> 01:59:20,116
Hi!

3087
01:59:20,118 --> 01:59:21,817
My name is (huh?)

3088
01:59:21,819 --> 01:59:22,953
My name is (what?)

3089
01:59:22,955 --> 01:59:25,187
My name is Slim Shady

3090
01:59:25,189 --> 01:59:25,922
Hi!

3091
01:59:25,924 --> 01:59:27,190
My name is (what?)

3092
01:59:27,192 --> 01:59:28,424
My name is (who?)

3093
01:59:28,426 --> 01:59:30,860
My name is Slim Shady

3094
01:59:30,862 --> 01:59:31,360
Hi!

3095
01:59:31,362 --> 01:59:32,896
My name is (huh?)

3096
01:59:32,898 --> 01:59:34,196
My name is (who?)

3097
01:59:34,198 --> 01:59:36,399
My name is Slim Shady

3098
01:59:50,051 --> 01:59:55,051
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