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- beat the bishop
- beat your little brother
- beat the meat
- burp the worm
- butter your corn
- choke the chicken
- clean your rifle
- consult Dr. Jerkoff
- crank your shank
- dink your slinky
- feel in your pocket for your big hairy rocket
- file your fun-rod
- fist your mister
- flex your sex
- flog the dolphin
- flog the log
- flog your dog
- grease your pipe
- hack your mack
- hump your hose
- jerkin' the gherkin
- milk the chicken
- one-stick drum improvisation
- pack your palm
- paint your ceiling
- play a flute solo on your meat whistle
- play the male organ
- please your pisser
- point your social finger
- polish your rocket
- polish your sword
- pound the pud
- pound your flounder
- prompt your porpoise
- prune the fifth limb
- pull the pope
- pull your taffy
- run your hand up the flagpole
- shine your pole
- shoot the tadpoles
- slakin' the bacon
- slam your hammer
- slam your Spam
- slap your wapper
- spank the monkey
- spank the salami
- strike the pink match
- stroke the dog
- stroke your poker
- talk with Rosy Palm and her five little sisters
- tickle your pickle
- thump your pumper
- tweak your twinkie
- unclog the pipes
- varnish your pole
- walk the dog
- watch the eyelid movies
- wax your dolphin
- whip your dripper
- whizzin' jizzum
- wonk your conker
- yang your wang
- yank the yam
- yank your crank
- AKA.... Masturbate
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