Dampe's Grave, Part 2

<DM> -=QUEST CONTINUE=-
<Vincent_Valentine> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr-nlhmJjY8
* Vincent_Valentine walks away.
<DM> *Recap - You were to supposed to accompany Dampe to the end of the Shadow Temple to put his soul to rest, but you ended up going to a grave instead, because the Shadow Temple was blocked off. It was the grave of Rokan, a member of the Royal Family, who you awoke and is now a ghost. He has a hatred of Sheikahs, despite Dex attempting to logic him, though he doesnt' mind Kirran. You're now in a hallway, and you just finished talking to a soldier dude that explained Spirit Gems to you.*
<DM> *The room ahead, according to him, is the Executioner's Room. The door at the end of the hallway is unlocked.*
* Vincent_Valentine walks up to the door, opens it, and goes through it.
<DM> *Vincent finds himself in a room- okay, Smooth McGroove + Shadow Temple-like place = DOES NOT WORK
<Dex> im still kinda out of it so dont make me have to think too much
<Kirran> (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMJoHa02WEE)
<DM> *You find yourself in a room, stained in in splatters of blood and mold. Dex's mind attempts to wander around, but the ghost of christmas past reminds him that Santa Claus told him he was a bad boy- oh wait, wrong script.*
<Vincent_Valentine> (http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/e/e9/Badsanta.jpg)
* Dampe wanders into the room and helps illuminate it some.
* Vincent_Valentine walks away.
* Nolyghots is still sleepy from being unconcious earlier
<DM> (oh god, not that)
* Red_Enrics follows Dampe
<Kirran> Wow, and here I thought it couldn't get creepier around here.
<Dex> (if we're linking music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE)
<Red_Enrics> (I just have an entire Tenacious D Album on. :V)
<DM> *The light from Dampe's Ghost shows a few tools that can be used for killing someone - a Guillotine in the middle of the room, a casket filled with spikes on the wall, a large bird cage of sorts hanging from the dark depths of the ceiling, and a pole standing upwards from the ground with two blades on its sides.*
<Dampe> Man, this place even creeps ME the heck out.
<Dex> An iron maiden?
<DM> (Yes)
<Vincent_Valentine> ... "Well, I wouldn't want to get stuck in that thing..."
<Nolyghots> Oh hey, a Guillotine! The thing that killed me!
<DM> (... yeah, didn't know the names of some of these, lol)
<Red_Enrics> How did you die anyway, Nolyghots?
<DM> (Red, if you say you've seen enough hentai to know where this is going, I'll be sure to kill you)
<Nolyghots> Execution, I stole an apple.
<Red_Enrics> (No Promises)
<DM> (good lord man)
<Dex> Red's seen enough hentai to know where this is going.
<DM> touche
* Red_Enrics punches Dev
<Red_Enrics> *Dex
<Dex> Why would you punch Dev?
* Vincent_Valentine kicks Dex out the window.
* Vincent_Valentine has kicked Dex from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed inside the Pit of 100 Trials. Have fun escaping! «14,542»)
<Red_Enrics> (Besides, it's Nolyghots who says that.)
<DM> *Next to the guillotine is the Pit of 100-
<Nolyghots> NOPE
<Nolyghots> I'm out
<DM> *Next to the guillotine is a skeleton, that seems to be have been severed in half.*
* DM face-palms.
* DM also kicks all extranneous chat to #zuchat.
* Dampe wanders the walls a bit and finds a few doors.
<DM> *There's a door leading north, and a door leading east. The door north door seems locked though.*
* Vincent_Valentine pokes the door east door.
<Nolyghots> But yeah, I got executed for stealing an apple...the law was a messed up thing back when I was alive
<Dex> Ok, calm down there Aladdin.
<Dex> Let's go east i guess
<DM> *The east door does not open with a simple poke. The hinges suggest that it opens towards you.*
<Kirran> Who's All a Din?
<Dex> One of the most famous Eyegouger's of all time.
<DM> [/Kanye West]
<Nolyghots> I miss my knife.
<Dampe> Y-you had a knife?
* Dampe shivers.
<Dampe> Jesus-
<Nolyghots> I was a thief when I was alive.
* DM reminds Dampe that Jesus does not exist in The Legend of Zelda.
* Vincent_Valentine opens the door and goes through.
* Nolyghots hides some rupees she was holding
<DM> *Vincent opens the door and slams into a wall. Suddenly, the door you tried opening slams towards you. Roll [Wisdom] vs. 10 successes to escape!*
<Vincent_Valentine> $4d10
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 5, 8 and 6. Total: 25. Successes: 4.
<DM> *The door slams you back into the wall, rather painfully. You take 3 damage (exlcuding damage reduction).*
* Vincent_Valentine becomes a pancake and loses 3 hearts.
<Vincent_Valentine> 10h.
* Red_Enrics has a crack at it, and kicks the door. (Same conditions?)
<Kirran> Am I seeing things, or did a door just attack Vincent?
<DM> *Red's kick sends the door flying back at you. Roll [Courage] vs. 10 successes to escape!*
<Red_Enrics> $20d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 10, 6, 2, 4, 7, 5, 8, 3, 9, 8, 6, 2, 7, 5, 5, 10, 4, 7 and 6. Total: 119. Successes: 17.
<DM> (defending against a surprise attack is Wisdom. Since it's an expected action, Courage would be your escape tool)
<Red_Enrics> (:O)
* Vincent_Valentine waves the no fair flag. :(
<DM> *You back away from the door as the door crumbles in entropy against the wall.*
* Kirran carefully investigates the skeleton, in case it decides to spring to life.
<DM> *The wall where the door slams against starts fading. You see the faint glimpse of a pair of yellow eyes shining through the darkness, but it fades away, as if noticing that you noticed it.*
<Dampe> Hey, didja guys see dat? Looked like a err... uhh... I don't know wot it looked like.
<DM> *Kirran's investigation of the skeleton finds him a piece of red paper. Probably from blood.*
<Kirran> Well, might as well take it.
<Kefka> Line Added: Well, might as well take it.
<DM> Kefka, do NOT take it!
<Kefka> they wanna charge me nearly 300 USD per month to house my server
* DM face-palms.
<Kirran> lol
<Dampe> Hey, wot does the paper err, say?
<DM> *There is some writing on the paper. It seems like part of a letter.*
* Kirran reads aloud.
<Red_Enrics> Hmm....
<Dex> Someone help him with the longer words.
<Kirran> (Assuming I can read the language, of course)
<DM> *It seems audib-
* DM sighs.
<DM> *It seems readable.*
<DM> [Letter]: "It's not all of them. But Rokan WAS right. Please, you must hear me out; there are Sheikah that have sided with Garunoff, and if Rokan's death wasn't enough to prove it, then-"
<DM> *It cuts off right there, it seems.*
<Kirran> Well, that bodes poorly...
<Kirran> I was hoping Rokan was just paranoid, but I guess he must have been right.
<Kirran> Or at least somone else also thought so.
<Kirran> I can't imagine why anyone in my order would go rogue like that though.
<Dex> Could be anything.
<DM> *The wall that was fading seems to re-solidify. You hear a cackle echo and bounce off from wall to wall.*
<Dex> Blackmail, being manipulated, magic.
<Dampe> Uh oh... I don't think we're alone here.
<Kefka> ... that isn't necessarily true. Do you have any proof?
<DM> THAT'S IT, WE'RE KILLING KEFKA AGAIN
<Kefka> capable of all the light office work and web browsing and social networking you ever want to do
<Kirran> 0_0
* Dampe points at one of the walls.
<Dampe> There, look over there!
<DM> *He points at a wall, where the glimpse of those eyes appears again. It goes back to hiding away.*
* Vincent_Valentine looks over there, ... which is a vague directional message.
<Kirran> Yellow eyes?
<DM> *You hear the sound of wood clacking against the ceiling wall for a moment. Suddenly, the wall behind the east door fades, and a Red Darknut and an Armos enter. The Armos blocks the doorway completely.*
<Dampe> Ehh, I'll try to just wander around and give you folks some light, so you can see!
<Red_Enrics> Alright, time to do this again
* Red_Enrics tries to kick the armos out of the way
<Red_Enrics> $20d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 3, 10, 6, 5, 3, 4, 9, 2, 3, 2, 9, 10, 6, 6, 3, 10, 10 and 2. Total: 111. Successes: 15.
<Red_Enrics> (Roll Courage. >.>)
<Armos> $19d10
<Navi> Armos: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 10, 3, 7, 6, 8, 7, 3, 1, 1, 9, 4, 3, 9, 5, 3, 1, 5 and 4. Total: 98. Successes: 11.
* Armos is knocked to the side, but it only takes 1 damage.
<DM> *The doorway to the east room is open.*
* Red_Enrics walks in the doorway
* Armos counterattacks Red_Enrics! (Roll Power)
<Red_Enrics> GAH
* Red_Enrics blocks
<Armos> $23d10
<Navi> Armos: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 3, 5, 3, 5, 3, 3, 10, 7, 4, 2, 7, 1, 3, 4, 2, 10, 1, 8, 5, 10 and 2. Total: 108. Successes: 13.
<Red_Enrics> $19d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 7, 3, 1, 1, 9, 9, 8, 8, 3, 6, 4, 1, 6, 4, 9, 2 and 10. Total: 99. Successes: 11.
<Red_Enrics> (THank you Grog 'n Armor for that 0 damage. :3)
* Armos knocks Red_Enrics into the next room incidentally, dealing 13 - 11 = 2 + 2 - 3 = 1 damage
<Armos> (Grog n armor is 3 damage reduction, right?)
<Red_Enrics> (Yes_
* Armos nicks Red_Enrics back with 1 damage. It does not shift back into blocking the doorway though.
* Red_Enrics gets knocked back, taking one damage.
<Kirran> Did that statue just talk?
<Red_Enrics> No, that was your imagination.
<DM> *NO KIRRAN, THE RED TEXT IS A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION- wait, that didn't come out right.*
<Nolyghots> Silly Kirran!
<DM> (This is what happens when I DM when half-asleep)
* Kirran shakes his head vigorously to clear his mind.
<DM> *So, do the rest of you fight to the death or take the passage that Red has opened the way to?*
<DM> *Or do you ponder why Wizzrobes can't understand why kids like cinnamon toast cr-
* Vincent_Valentine slips through an open door as the armos and darknut is occupied...
* Vincent_Valentine kicks DM out the window.
* You have been kicked from #zurpg by Vincent_Valentine (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on another IRC Server! «14,544»)
* Red_Enrics runs inside, hopfully fast enough to get passed the Armos.
* Dex sneaks in behind Red.
<DM> (nope, not hoppin' bladerock, got too much open, sorry Mr. Kick Line)
<Dex> zug zug
<Dampe> Ack, wait fer me!
* Nolyghots flies through the Armos and through the door
* Kirran runs after Red.
* Dampe flies in.
<Kirran> (Zoinks!)
<Dex> We should have fought them. I wanted to see the new item drop mechanics in action.
<Red_Enrics> Ack, something bumped into me
<DM> (Dex, new item drop mechanics aren't being implemented till end of the month)
* Red_Enrics kicks whatever bumped into him
<DM> (I can't possibly implement them that fast, lol)
<Dex> I WILL CUT YOU DM!
* Vincent_Valentine kicks Dex out the window.
* Vincent_Valentine has kicked Dex from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed nowhere... «14,545»)
<Kirran> Ow.
<DM> *You all pack into the tight corridor and wish Corridors of Time was playing. The wall behind you closes back up.*
<Red_Enrics> Oh! Sorry, Kirran.
<Kefka> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESqZb7hY1S0
<DM> *As Dampe's Ghost illuminates the room you enter, you look around to find yourselves in a rather cramped room. There's a few- what did he link
<DM> oh, that's you, nvm
<Dex> Frank is frisky tonight.
<DM> *There's four closed caskets. And if there was a placed called Nowhere, this would truly be it. Nice kick to Dex, Fourth Wall-san.*
<Kirran> I feel like this is a room Vincent would recognize, for some strange reason.
* DM high-fives Kirran.
* Vincent_Valentine kicks Kirran out the window.
* Vincent_Valentine has kicked Kirran from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in another window! «14,546»)
* Vincent_Valentine . . .
<DM> (that DOES warrant another one)
* Vincent_Valentine kicks Kirran out the window.
* Vincent_Valentine has kicked Kirran from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a shoe! «14,547»)
* DM watches in awe as Kirran lands in the shoe he's stuck in.
* DM thwacks Kirran back into the room of caskets by swinging Wall No. 4 at him.
<Kirran> Ow, my poor continuity...
<Dex> Who's up for grave robbing?
* Red_Enrics cracks his fingers
* Dex says in a slightly higher pitched voice "Oooh, me me!"
<Red_Enrics> [/Red's current job]
<DM> *The closed caskets stare back blankly at Dex's attempt to be two people at once with different pitched voices. There was no amusement.*
<Dex> Well, let's see how they like being opened.
* Dex attempts to lift the lid on the cloests casket.
* BlueShell opens Dex.
<Kirran> (wha?)
<DM> *A fourth wall appears on the inside of the cask-
* Red_Enrics assists Dex in opening the casket
<Dex> RIP AND TEAR
<DM> *You open the casket, and Christoper_Belmont awakens from it, after peacefully slumbering the last few years off. Vincent suddenly experiences Deja Vu.*
<Red_Enrics> Huh
<Christoper_Belmont> How did I get here? where am I?
<Dex> We can still rob him right?
<Christoper_Belmont> and who are you?
<Red_Enrics> No idea, but You're out of that casket, that's for sure
* Red_Enrics punches Dex
<Kirran> Who are you?
<Christoper_Belmont> I am Christoper Belmont, of the Belmont Clan of Vampire Hunters
<Red_Enrics> I'm just your local Travelling Actor
<Red_Enrics> Er
<Red_Enrics> I mean
* Vincent_Valentine . . .
<Red_Enrics> Trasure Hunter
<Christoper_Belmont> for countless generations my clan has opposed the evil of Count Dracula
<Kirran> Count who?
<Red_Enrics> "Dracula"....
<Dampe> o_O
<Dampe> I didn't know humons could live like that!
<Christoper_Belmont> Count Dracula, Lord of Darkness. His hatred for mankind is seemingly endless.
<Kirran> Any relation to Ganondorf?
* Nolyghots throws a book about the Belmont Clan at Christopher_Belmont, hitting him in the face.
<Nolyghots> KNOWLEDGE!
<Christoper_Belmont> who is this ganondorf you speak of?
<Nolyghots> I love the Kakariko Library! ^_^
<Dampe> Hey, Mr. uhh.. Bellmoont, you say? Do you happen to know what's in the other three caskats?
<Dex> Where are you even keeping all those books?
<DM> (Note to self - if I ever expand upon Kakariko Village, add a library to the place)
* Nolyghots shows Dex a Shopping bag that she has.
<Christoper_Belmont> I am not aware of how I got in this casket in the first place, the last thing I remember was me drinking at the pub
* Vincent_Valentine tries to escape from this ... insanity, ... but is stopped by a fourth wall.. ...
<Dampe> Pub? Which pub?
<Christoper_Belmont> Valja's Pub in my hometown of Jova
<Red_Enrics> Well, it all started when you were drinking at a pub, huh? ...Gaaaarrath....
<Kirran> Never heard of Jova before.
<DM> *A voice emanates from the fourth wall and pierces Vincent's recently recovered ears (curse you Red) - You could try to advance the plot device... there are three more caskets. o_O*
<Christoper_Belmont> Jova is a sleepy little hamlet in the south of Romania, near the black sea
* Nolyghots phases through the caskets
<Nolyghots> Huh
<Dex> OOOOH THE ONE IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER
<Dampe> Black... sea? Where in Hyrule is that?!
* Nolyghots comes out and her eyes beam
* Dex walks over and tries to life the lid.
<Nolyghots> ALL TREEEEEASURE!
<Christoper_Belmont> Hyrule? what is Hyrule? I never heard of such a place
<Kirran> Noly, are you sure? We already got attacked by a door today.
* Christoper_Belmont is deeply confused
<DM> *Dex's booming voice and life-ing the lid causes the casket to remain dead. Very dead.*
<Nolyghots> Well I couldn't phase through said door
<DM> *But the lid opens anyways.*
<DM> $1d3
<Dex> And this is why I don't use magic.
<Red_Enrics> Amen to that
* Red_Enrics highfives Dex
* DM grabs a Tatl.
* Christoper_Belmont readies his whip, he thinks something bad is about to happen
<Christoper_Belmont> I have a feeling that we are not alone
<Kirran> We very rarely are for long...
<DM> $1d3
<Tatl> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 3 Sides. Result: 1. Total: 1.
<DM> (HAH)
<Red_Enrics> Well duh, lots of Keese
* Red_Enrics puts to a random Keese
<Red_Enrics> *points
* Christoper_Belmont strikes a keese with his trusty vampire killer whip
<DM> *You open the casket, and you're met by a bomb! Roll Power, Dex!*
<DM> $15d10
<Tatl> DM: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 10, 6, 1, 5, 3, 8, 10, 1, 10, 3, 3, 7, 7 and 5. Total: 84. Successes: 13.
<Dex> do i get to use my shield too?
<DM> yeah
<Dex> $16d10
<Tatl> Dex: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 1, 3, 2, 7, 5, 2, 5, 7, 1, 9, 7, 9, 1, 4 and 8. Total: 76. Successes: 9.
<DM> in general, when defending, unless I say to roll a base stat (no bonuses), then yes, include your shield
<Dex> well cocks
<Kirran> Noly, your definition of treasure sucks.
<Christoper_Belmont> Well that was a close one.
<DM> *Dex is blown away from the casket and is flung across the room and slamming against the other wall, taking another point of damage on top of that.*
<Kirran> For who?
<Christoper_Belmont> for everyone else in general
<Kirran> You alright Dex?
<DM> 13 - 9 = 4 + 1 - 2 = 3 damage to Dex
<Dex> Ow. No.
* Christoper_Belmont walks slowly closer to the exploded casket to examine it
<Kirran> He couldn't handle the flashbacks...
<Nolyghots> ROYAL FLUSHBACKS
* Christoper_Belmont walks slowly closer to the exploded casket to examine it
<Dex> BOMBS SHALL NOT DETER MY DESIRE TO TAKE RICHES FROM THE DEAD
<Kirran> Noly, you could have warned us about that.
<Nolyghots> I couldn't I was too focused on the rupees. ;`;
<Nolyghots> *;~;
* Dex walks over to yet another casket and life lifts the lid.
* Christoper_Belmont examines the exploded casket to see if he can find any clues to why he's here and not back home
* Kirran is wisely staying back and watching with his bow at the ready.
<Red_Enrics> You just got bombed by one, and you're going again?!
<DM> *Where the exploded casket remains, Christoper finds a key.*
<Dex> Loot waits for no lizard. Or man. Or whatever.
<DM> $1d2
<Navi> DM: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
<DM> *Poor Dex
<Kirran> Dragonman?
<Dex> TROGDOOOOOOOR
* Christoper_Belmont pockets the key
<DM> *Dex lifts the lid and meets Kirran's expectations. The lid flies off, Trogdor questions potatoes, and... there's no bomb.*
<DM> *There is another Spirit Gem, however.*
<Christoper_Belmont> I do not know who you people are or where I am but right now our main concern should be getting out of this accursed place and getting our bearings
<Dex> Yoink.
<Kirran> Our mission is the opposite. We're trying to investigate this ruin.
<Christoper_Belmont> I see...
<Dex> Also free Spirit Gems.
<Christoper_Belmont> In that case I would like to know more about this mission of yours, this places gives me the same air of creepiness as the Caverns beneath Dracula's Castle
<DM> *Dex yoinks the Spirit Gem, and the door flies back at him, this time with spikes attached!*
* Christoper_Belmont has a rather brief flashback to stage 2 of Castlevania the Adventure
<DM> (Roll Courage vs. 15 successes!)
<Kirran> These aren't our usual digs, if that's what you're implying. We came here at the request of our ghostly friend here.
<Dex> MOST DODGE
<Christoper_Belmont> I see...
<Dex> $21d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 21 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 1, 6, 10, 1, 4, 8, 6, 5, 2, 9, 8, 1, 10, 1, 8, 9, 1, 8 and 4. Total: 110. Successes: 14.
<Kirran> Personally, I'm also trying to figure out what happened to another ghost we ran into. He told us a story that...doesn't sit right with me.
<Christoper_Belmont> I see... Care to fill me in on that one?
* Christoper_Belmont is puzzled and intriged
<DM> *Dex is impaled by a spike, dealing (including damage reduction) 2 damage.*
<Kirran> (You want to keep it down Dex, I'm trying to spout exposition. Lol)
<DM> (God Kirran, you're cruel)
<Dex> Son of a bitch.
* Red_Enrics sits here and watches Dex get owned
<Dex> I might have gotten owned but *I* have a Spirit Gem now.
<DM> Spirit Gem - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-256.html
<Kirran> Long story short: the ghost told me that members of the order I belong to betrayed the family they serve in his time.
<Dampe> Man, those ghosts... those stories are so far fetched!
<Christoper_Belmont> Spirit Gems? are they anything like the hearts that usually come out of cursed candles? those candles contain the souls of many brave warriors and priests that tried to fight dracula and failed in their mission. those souls are now curses to light up the demon castle whenever it reappears
<Kirran> You collect hearts out of candles?
<Christoper_Belmont> and dracula is the master of said castle.
<Kirran> That's really weird, you know that right?
<Christoper_Belmont> Yes, these etheral hearts power my special ability and item crashes
<Kirran> We only have containers that look like hearts
<Christoper_Belmont> Interesting...
* Kirran shows him a heart container.
* Red_Enrics yoinks it
* Christoper_Belmont shows Kirran an etheral heart
* Red_Enrics gives it back
* Dampe pokes the last casket.
* Christoper_Belmont goes to examine the final casket
<Dex> One side ladies.
* Dex opens the last casket.
<DM> $1d2
<Navi> DM: You flipped 1 coin. Values: Heads (1). Results: 1 Head (1) - 0 Tails (2).
<Christoper_Belmont> I see that there's something queer about that last casket.
<Christoper_Belmont> something is not right about it.
* Kirran stands ready with a fairy
<DM> *Dex fails to open the last casket.*
* Dex tries harder.
<DM> (Roll Power)
<Kirran> They can't all be traps, right?
* Christoper_Belmont cautious tries to open the last casket
<Christoper_Belmont> *cautiously
<Dex> do i get any bonuses?
<Dex> $15d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 9, 9, 10, 4, 8, 10, 4, 4, 6, 10, 2, 3, 10 and 3. Total: 94. Successes: 12.
<DM> *Christopher_Belmont pokes the casket open as Dex tries to summon Power for his manliness. The casket lid falls over, and you see two more objects. They look like hand-held switches.*
<DM> *Dex's Power moves aside the lid further.*
<Christoper_Belmont> hmm... it seems we have a slight puzzle on our hands
<Dex> Buttons!
* Christoper_Belmont picks up on the switches and presses it to see what it does
<Christoper_Belmont> *one
<Kirran> How much you want to bet one explodes?
* Dex takes the other.
<DM> http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-256.html - Spirit Switch
<DM> *Christopher presses the switch, but it does nothing.*
<Red_Enrics> Welp
<Red_Enrics> No Spirit Form for me
<Dex> It's not for Spirit Form it's for screwing with Spirit Form.
<Dampe> Hmm, hey Mr. Beltmont, you picked up a key earlier, right?
<Dex> But I'm a nice guy. Here Red you can have the Switch.
<Red_Enrics> NOPE
<Christoper_Belmont> yes
<Christoper_Belmont> I still have the key I found
* Christoper_Belmont shows the key
<Dampe> Hmm.. there was a locked door in da previous room. But it's filled with a few bad guys.
<Red_Enrics> many year old key? Hmm?
<Dex> i dont have to use the switch do i?
<Kirran> Guess we're fighting them after all.
* Christoper_Belmont digs through his sachel for his bottles of holy water
<Christoper_Belmont> Better ready than sorry I always say.
<DM> (You don't have to use the switch)
<Dex> WOO
<Dex> Fight!
* Dampe pokes the wall that led into this room. The wall vanishes, and an Armos blocks your guys' ways back.
<Dex> Test my might...
<Dex> Test my might...
<Dex> MORTAL KOMBAT!
<Red_Enrics> Oh god damn it
<Kirran> We could have just thrown a bomb at it.
<Kefka> Line Added: We could have just thrown a bomb at it.
<Kirran> I even have bomb arrows now.
<DM> best Kefka line ever
* Red_Enrics tries kicking the Armos out of the way again/ (Roll Courage)
* Christoper_Belmont throws a bottle of holy water at the armos
<Kefka> it's like you're playing with whiny kids or something.
<Red_Enrics> $20d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 4, 4, 8, 5, 9, 6, 2, 8, 6, 3, 6, 8, 9, 3, 3, 2, 5, 3 and 9. Total: 112. Successes: 12.
<Christoper_Belmont> $10d6
<Navi> Christoper_Belmont: You rolled 10 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 2, 6, 2, 3, 6, 2, 5 and 3. Total: 38.
<Armos> $19d10
<Navi> Armos: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 8, 10, 7, 8, 1, 9, 7, 6, 5, 1, 5, 10, 9, 10, 5, 2 and 7. Total: 122. Successes: 19.
<Kirran> (wow)
* Red_Enrics hurts his leg
<Red_Enrics> ACK!
<Red_Enrics> Leg Cramp!
* Armos woons backwards slightly and then attempts to headbutts Red_Enrics! (Roll Power)
<Armos> $23d10
<Navi> Armos: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9, 10, 4, 7, 8, 9, 4, 4, 6, 2, 9, 6, 3, 1, 9, 1, 4, 8, 9, 6, 4 and 5. Total: 135. Successes: 15.
<Red_Enrics> $19d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 5, 7, 7, 6, 3, 3, 10, 10, 8, 3, 7, 8, 6, 8, 7, 4, 4 and 7. Total: 121. Successes: 16.
* Christoper_Belmont strikes at the armos legs with the vampire killer whip
* Armos misses Red_Enrics.
* Red_Enrics dodges from jumping around with his leg cramp
<DM> *The whip bounces off of Armos, which doesn't have legs really. It's a stone statue that just hops around in confusion.*
<Christoper_Belmont> damnit, I should have known it wouldn't work.
* Vincent_Valentine returns from people aggro.
* Vincent_Valentine also rises from the dead. o_O
* Christoper_Belmont rummages through his sachel for his holy cross
* Red_Enrics examines the Armos's face
<Dex> I suppose Vince and I could go Spirit Form and kill it.
<DM> *The Armos hops away, allowing you to enter the room. You can see the Darknut and a Red Wizzrobe awaiting as well.*
* Vincent_Valentine sees death incarnate..
* Kirran lights up a bomb arrow and fires it into the room containing the bad guys.
<Kirran> (roll courage)
<Kirran> $27d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 5, 9, 5, 5, 4, 2, 5, 7, 9, 7, 1, 8, 8, 9, 7, 2, 9, 8, 10, 3, 9, 3, 4, 7, 9 and 10. Total: 170. Successes: 22.
<DM> (holy crap)
<DM> (at the room itself or at one of them?)
<Kirran> (the darknut)
<Kirran> (he scares me more.)
* Christoper_Belmont runs into the room and throws his holy cross at the wizzdrobe
<Darknut> $20d10
<Navi> Darknut: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 9, 1, 1, 3, 5, 4, 5, 2, 5, 3, 6, 4, 5, 7, 8, 5, 9, 6 and 2. Total: 97. Successes: 12.
<Christoper_Belmont> Die foul fiend, you don't belong in this dungeon
<Dex> Darknut, Bard of Terror ( OCR JOKE NOBODY GETS HOOOOOO)
<DM> (actually bomb arrows are roll power to defend)
* Darknut rerolls, since it's the wrong roll.
<Darknut> $27d10
<Navi> Darknut: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 1, 3, 5, 9, 7, 8, 2, 5, 7, 6, 5, 8, 9, 2, 2, 10, 2, 3, 3, 10, 10, 8, 6, 10, 2 and 7. Total: 152. Successes: 21.
<Dex> ha ha
<Kirran> Bah, good things ruined by bad luck again.
<Christoper_Belmont> alright, who has a spirit switch?
<Dex> Right here.
* Darknut is nicked, but the bomb's explosion bounces off of its Tower Shield.
* Christoper_Belmont throws the key to dex
* Vincent_Valentine has a Spirit Gem, but lacks a Spirit Switch.
<Christoper_Belmont> catch it!
<Kirran> (does the wizzrobe suffer incidentaly damage for being in proximity?)
* Dex grabs the key.
<Christoper_Belmont> Vincent, throw the gem to Dex!
<Christoper_Belmont> I'll try to hold these two off
<DM> (actually yes, the wizzrobe takes 1 damage. The explosion bounces off of Armos though.)
<Dex> I have a gem. Vince needs a switch.
* Kirran watches as the party beings playing backyard football with the gems.
* Christoper_Belmont strikes at the darknut's leg with the vampire killer
* Dampe floats around and lights the area up.
<DM> *The Darknut is caught off guard by the whip and trips and falls. You see something floating above the darknut though.*
* Dex waits for the turn order to kick in.
* Kirran chats up the armos.
<DM> [Dampe]: Man, those two guys have floating souls too!
<DM> *Roll initiatives!*
<Dex> Damn it does EVERYTHING here have a god damn floating ghost soul.
<Dex> $1d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3. Successes: 0.
<Kirran> $1d11
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 1 Die with 11 Sides. Result: 5. Total: 5.
<Dex> waitttttt
<DM> ($init 1d10, lol
<Dex> $init 1d10
<Kirran> Dammit dex.
<Navi> Dex: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<Dex> i always forget
<Vincent_Valentine> $init 1d10
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
<Kirran> $init 1d11
<Navi> Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
* Christoper_Belmont strikes at the darknut again, targeting the darknut's shield so he can throw it aside
<Dex> nice rolls no rolls
<Kirran> It's going to be one of those nights with me and the dice, I see.
<Dex> 90's BURN
<Red_Enrics> $init 1d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 4.
<Dex> do we have a 90's burn kick line?
<Dex> we need a 90's burn kick line
* Vincent_Valentine kicks Dex out the window.
* Vincent_Valentine has kicked Dex from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed up your butt! How the fuck is that possible? «14,548»)
<Dex> thats not a 90's burn
* Vincent_Valentine kicks Dex out the window.
* Vincent_Valentine has kicked Dex from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in the neighbor's tree! «14,549»)
* Vincent_Valentine kicks Dex out the window.
* Vincent_Valentine has kicked Dex from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in ...No, wait, you didn't land. You fell into a bottomless pit. «14,550»)
<DM> stats listed - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-256.html
<Dex> oh well shit
<Christoper_Belmont> $init 1d10
<Navi> Christoper_Belmont: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
<DM> *The Darknut and Armos both seem to have souls flying around. However, the Darknut and Armos are also moving around, when their bodies should be soul-less.*
<DM> (that said, I'm entering both of them into the initiative twice)
<Armos> $init 2d10
<Navi> Armos: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10 and 8.
<Darknut> $init 2d10
<Navi> Darknut: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3 and 3.
<RedWizzrobe> $init 1d10
<Navi> RedWizzrobe: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
* Kirran has a rejuvinating aura that heals 2 health of his friends at the start of the battle, and at the beginning of each round. Dex, Vincent, and Red take note.
<DM> (first turn = physical turn | second turn = spirit turn)
<DM> $init s
<Navi> The Battle has started! Turn Order: Armos (10), Christoper_Belmont (10), Armos (8), Dex (7), RedWizzrobe (7), Vincent_Valentine (4), Red_Enrics (4), Darknut (3), Darknut (3) and Kirran (3).
<DM> Bonus Turns: Armos, Christoper_Belmont
* Armos covers RedWizzrobe and ends his bonus turn.
<Dex> God damn Armosi
<DM> *Belmont, you have an action you can attempt to try. You're pretty weak compared to them, but use your imagination and see if you can try something else.*
<Kirran> Armoses?
* Christoper_Belmont attempts to do the grand cross item crash
<DM> *The darknut is down on the ground, but it's still got its shield up.*
<Nolyghots> $init j
<Navi> Nolyghots: You have entered the fray!
* Christoper_Belmont examines his eviroment real quick
<DM> You're in a room, stained in in splatters of blood and mold. There's a few tools that can be used for killing someone - a Guillotine in the middle of the room, an open Iron Maiden on the wall, a large bird cage of sorts hanging from the dark depths of the ceiling, and a pole standing upwards from the ground with two blades on its sides.*
* Christoper_Belmont taunts the armos in a attempt to lure it towards the guillotine
<DM> (say an actual line to taunt it)
<Christoper_Belmont> you couldn’t harm a fleaman, let alone an actual flea
<DM> *The Armos seems to ignore you at first, but it takes your invitation as it hops towards you.*
<Dex> does this mean it isnt covering the wizrobe any more?
<DM> yep
<Christoper_Belmont> activate the trap, Red!
<Dex> mwaha
<Red_Enrics> Wait, trap?
<Christoper_Belmont> the guilottine
<Kirran> Noly, don't look.
* Red_Enrics evolves into Fred from Scooby Doo
<Red_Enrics> TRAPS
<DM> *Red is confused and missed the cue, it seems. The Armos goes back to covering RedWizzrobe.*
* Red_Enrics activates a trap
<Christoper_Belmont> do whatever it takes to cause the guillotine to fall when the thing comes 'round again
<DM> *The guillotine lands and hits nothing. It returns to its original position.*
<DM> *Bonus turns have ended!*
<DM> $turns
<Navi> Turn Order: Armos (10), Christoper_Belmont (10), Armos (8), Dex (7), RedWizzrobe (7), Vincent_Valentine (4), Red_Enrics (4), Darknut (3), Darknut (3), Kirran (3) and Nolyghots (0).
* Armos remains covering the RedWizzrobe.
<Armos> $endturn
<Navi> Armos has ended their turn. Christoper_Belmont: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Armos (10), Christoper_Belmont (10), Armos (8), Dex (7), RedWizzrobe (7), Vincent_Valentine (4), Red_Enrics (4), Darknut (3), Darknut (3), Kirran (3) and Nolyghots (0).
<Christoper_Belmont> #endturn
<DM> (try again?)
* Christoper_Belmont taunts the armos again
<DM> (might wanna try a different line)
<Christoper_Belmont> you make the medusa head look pretty!
* Armos turns its head slightly. Huh?
<DM> (Armos has no knowledge of a medusa head, it seems.)
<Christoper_Belmont> You couldn't last a minute in a one on one fight with an axe armour
* Armos challenges that and hops back towards Christoper_Belmont again!
<Christoper_Belmont> now activate the guillotine when he comes near red!
* BlueShell flies in from nowhere and triggers the trap.
<DM> [Dampe]: IT'S A TRAP!
* Armos passes under the guillotine as the BlueShell causes it to slam downwards.
<Kirran> (Armos turns out to be Old man Peabody, the guy who used to own the land this temple was built on.)
<DM> *Armos, roll Courage!*
<DM> (lol)
<DM> $30d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 5, 6, 6, 1, 5, 3, 9, 1, 6, 6, 7, 3, 2, 10, 4, 5, 1, 10, 9, 1, 6, 4, 4, 1, 6, 6, 6, 3 and 2. Total: 141. Successes: 18.
<Armos> $19d10
<Navi> Armos: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 7, 3, 1, 9, 6, 9, 8, 3, 5, 3, 2, 1, 9, 9, 6, 5 and 10. Total: 110. Successes: 14.
<DM> *The guillotine slams down and takes a chip off the old block, dealing 4 - 3 = 1 damage to Armos.
* Armos stupidly tries to counterattack the guillotine as an automatic reaction.
<Armos> $23d10
<Navi> Armos: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 9, 4, 8, 5, 2, 6, 6, 6, 4, 1, 7, 7, 5, 3, 1, 9, 4, 10, 7, 3, 4 and 7. Total: 128. Successes: 16.
<DM> *The guillotine is knocked up and comes right back down as physics causes it to boucne back with even greater power! (Roll Power)
<DM> $40d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 3, 8, 3, 5, 3, 6, 8, 7, 7, 6, 10, 8, 8, 10, 4, 6, 7, 10, 5, 1, 3, 10, 10, 5, 1, 6, 9, 2, 7, 6, 2, 6, 6, 10, 10, 8, 9, 1 and 9. Total: 251. Successes: 37.
<Armos> $23d10
<Navi> Armos: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 4, 5, 1, 10, 5, 9, 1, 1, 7, 8, 10, 7, 4, 1, 5, 4, 9, 2, 1, 10 and 3. Total: 118. Successes: 15.
<DM> O_O
* Vincent_Valentine watches as a statue loses its head to a guillotine. o_O'
* Armos is sliced straight down the middle. There's not even an explosion as its stone body experiences Hyrule's strongest karate chop.
<Armos> $removeme
<Navi> Armos has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Christoper_Belmont (10), RedWizzrobe (7), Dex (7), Vincent_Valentine (4), Red_Enrics (4), Darknut (3), Kirran (3), Darknut (3) and Nolyghots (0).
<Christoper_Belmont> $endturn
<Navi> Christoper_Belmont has ended their turn. RedWizzrobe: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Christoper_Belmont (10), RedWizzrobe (7), Dex (7), Vincent_Valentine (4), Red_Enrics (4), Darknut (3), Kirran (3), Darknut (3) and Nolyghots (0).
<RedWizzrobe> $1d4
<Navi> RedWizzrobe: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 3. Total: 3.
* RedWizzrobe switches its Wizzrobe Wand to Dispersed Mode and fires at Dex, Kirran, Vincent_Valentine, and Red_Enrics! (Roll Wisdom)
* Red_Enrics blocks valiantly
<RedWizzrobe> $37d10
<Navi> RedWizzrobe: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 3, 3, 9, 4, 6, 8, 6, 6, 3, 5, 7, 2, 4, 6, 8, 6, 9, 9, 10, 2, 4, 1, 8, 6, 10, 1, 2, 9, 6, 5, 6, 4, 2, 8, 3 and 8. Total: 203. Successes: 24.
<Red_Enrics> $14d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 14 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 9, 9, 6, 1, 2, 9, 2, 6, 1, 8, 2, 4 and 2. Total: 66. Successes: 7.
<Dex> oh shit
<Kirran> $18d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 10, 7, 4, 6, 6, 6, 2, 1, 1, 6, 2, 1, 6, 2, 9, 2 and 9. Total: 83. Successes: 10.
<Dex> $19d10
<Navi> Dex: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 9, 9, 2, 4, 10, 8, 10, 7, 6, 8, 5, 4, 8, 4, 5, 6, 4 and 3. Total: 115. Successes: 14.
* Red_Enrics gets hit!
* Vincent_Valentine walks into the previous room, opens the lid to one of the caskets, lies down inside of it, and dies.
<Vincent_Valentine> $4d10
<DM> hang on Vincent, you might live
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 4 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 1, 6 and 8. Total: 19. Successes: 2.
<DM> Red_Enrics, 24 - 7 = 17/2 = 8.5 roudned = 9 - 2 = 7 damage
* Vincent_Valentine has 10h.
<DM> Kirran, 24 - 10 = 14/2 = 7 - 2 = 5 damage
<Red_Enrics> Oh wow
<Red_Enrics> That was weaker than I thought
* Kirran 9h
<DM> Dex, 24 - 14 = 10/2 = 5 - 2 = 3 damage
<Kirran> (magical shotgun blast)
<Dex> Hurray!
<DM> Vincent_Valentine, 24 - 2 = 22/2 = 11/2 (spell damage taken halved, up to a maximum of 6) = 5.5 rounded = 6 damage
<RedWizzrobe> 13h, ??m
<RedWizzrobe> $endturn
<Navi> RedWizzrobe has ended their turn. Dex: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Christoper_Belmont (10), RedWizzrobe (7), Dex (7), Vincent_Valentine (4), Red_Enrics (4), Darknut (3), Kirran (3), Darknut (3) and Nolyghots (0).
<Vincent_Valentine> 4h, 3m.
* Dex casts Infect on Vincent_Valentine's weapon of choice.
* Vincent_Valentine 's axe of jealousy is imbued!
<Dex> VENGENCE ON THE WIZROBE!
<Dex> $endturn
<Navi> Dex has ended their turn. Vincent_Valentine: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Christoper_Belmont (10), RedWizzrobe (7), Dex (7), Vincent_Valentine (4), Red_Enrics (4), Darknut (3), Kirran (3), Darknut (3) and Nolyghots (0).
<RedWizzrobe> !!!
* Vincent_Valentine grins.
* Vincent_Valentine swings a jealous swing at the RedWizzrobe! (Roll Courage!)
<Vincent_Valentine> $29d10
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 2, 1, 8, 6, 8, 7, 1, 9, 3, 1, 9, 4, 9, 1, 9, 9, 1, 10, 7, 6, 1, 5, 8, 10, 8, 10, 7 and 2. Total: 164. Successes: 21.
<RedWizzrobe> $10d10
<Navi> RedWizzrobe: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 9, 5, 5, 3, 2, 10, 10, 5 and 7. Total: 61. Successes: 10.
<Vincent_Valentine> + Bleeding, + Infect
<Vincent_Valentine> -2 damage.
<DM> 21 - 10 = 11 - 2 = 9/2 (phasing) = 4.5 rounded = 5 damage, +1 bleed damage
<Dex> infect = -1 to all stats + 2 neutral damage at the start of the round
* RedWizzrobe loses a bit of its robe as its existence begins to fade away.
<Vincent_Valentine> $endturn
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine has ended their turn. Red_Enrics: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Christoper_Belmont (10), RedWizzrobe (7), Dex (7), Vincent_Valentine (4), Red_Enrics (4), Darknut (3), Kirran (3), Darknut (3) and Nolyghots (0).
<Red_Enrics> LET'S GET IT ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!
<RedWizzrobe> 7h, ??m | Bleeding x1, Poisoned (2 damage at round start) | -1 Power, Courage, Wisdom
* Dampe continues to circle the battlefield, granting light where darkness is confused.
* Red_Enrics strikes at the RedWizzrobe with Nolyghot's Scythe(The Final Rename for it. :3). (Roll Courage)
<Dampe> You're doin' fine, I think you'll pull through mates!
<Red_Enrics> $22d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 8, 8, 5, 4, 9, 2, 5, 9, 1, 1, 2, 9, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 1, 6, 5 and 9. Total: 130. Successes: 16.
<RedWizzrobe> $10d10
<Navi> RedWizzrobe: You rolled 10 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 8, 1, 9, 10, 1, 1, 9, 1 and 10. Total: 56. Successes: 8.
<DM> 16 - 8 = 8/2 = 4 damage
<Dex> shouldnt that be 9?
<DM> right
<RedWizzrobe> $1d10
<Navi> RedWizzrobe: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4. Successes: 0.
<Red_Enrics> o.o
* RedWizzrobe uses Escape Teleport anyways and escapes from the attack!
<Dex> I SEE YOUR BULLSHIT DM
* RedWizzrobe drops to 1 Heart and only 20 Wisdom.
<Red_Enrics> Fuckin...hax! I call hax! ;~;
<RedWizzrobe> 1h, ??m | Bleeding x1, Poisoned (2 damage at round start) | -1 Power, Courage, Wisdom | Base Wisdom reduced to 20
<Red_Enrics> Welp
<Red_Enrics> RedWizzrobe is about to die
<Red_Enrics> So nobody bother with him
<Red_Enrics> 11h 2m
<Dex> RedWizzrobe needs food badly!
<Red_Enrics> $endturn
<Navi> Red_Enrics has ended their turn. Darknut: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Christoper_Belmont (10), RedWizzrobe (7), Dex (7), Vincent_Valentine (4), Red_Enrics (4), Darknut (3), Kirran (3), Darknut (3) and Nolyghots (0).
* Darknut returns the favor from Kirran's bomb arrow earlier.
<Kirran> (Had a feeling)
<DM> (what the... why is Collision Courage based?
<DM> (whelp, that's a mistake on my part, derp)
<Vincent_Valentine> iDunno.
<Vincent_Valentine> but it is.
* Darknut grabs its Claymore and swings at Kirran! (Roll Courage)
* Vincent_Valentine runs before he gets sued by Apple.
<Kirran> Dm makes an error in your favor, collect 100 bucks.
<Darknut> $18d10
<Navi> Darknut: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 3, 4, 3, 8, 1, 5, 5, 9, 7, 6, 1, 8, 5, 1, 9, 4 and 7. Total: 96. Successes: 12.
<Kirran> $25d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 5, 7, 2, 8, 4, 10, 3, 8, 6, 8, 9, 10, 7, 5, 10, 2, 2, 10, 1, 10, 2, 6, 1 and 1. Total: 147. Successes: 22.
* Darknut swings wide and misses hard.
<Dex> Almost as bad as swinging hard and missing wide.
<Darknut> ??h, ?m
<Darknut> $endturn
<Navi> Darknut has ended their turn. Kirran: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Christoper_Belmont (10), RedWizzrobe (7), Dex (7), Vincent_Valentine (4), Red_Enrics (4), Darknut (3), Kirran (3), Darknut (3) and Nolyghots (0).
* Kirran skips back with grace and ease from the swing, before firing an arrow at his assailant (roll courage)
<Kirran> $24d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 9, 10, 7, 4, 2, 7, 2, 10, 9, 3, 5, 5, 7, 1, 3, 9, 10, 7, 1, 1, 1 and 2. Total: 132. Successes: 17.
<Darknut> $20d10
<Navi> Darknut: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 9, 9, 9, 9, 2, 7, 4, 2, 6, 5, 5, 10, 5, 5, 9, 8, 9, 2 and 9. Total: 128. Successes: 16.
<DM> *The arrow bounces off of Darknut's Tower Shield yet again.*
<DM> 17 - 16 = 1 - 3 = 0 damage
<Kirran> That is...frustrating...
<Kirran> $endturn
<Navi> Kirran has ended their turn. Darknut: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Christoper_Belmont (10), RedWizzrobe (7), Dex (7), Vincent_Valentine (4), Red_Enrics (4), Darknut (3), Kirran (3), Darknut (3) and Nolyghots (0).
<Kirran> 9h
<DM> *Darknut's Soul seems to be active... somehow. At the same time as the Darknut is.*
<Dex> DM cheatings?
* Darknut Soul uses Infect, Level 2 as an extra support spell on Darknut for 8 magic.
<Darknut> ??h, ?m | Infect, Level 2
<Darknut>  Soul - 0h, 10m
<DM> *At the moment that infect is used on Darknut's Claymore, you see the flash of a few strings above Darknut's head for an instance.*
<Darknut> $1d6
<Navi> Darknut: You rolled 1 Die with 6 Sides. Result: 2. Total: 2.
* Darknut Soul aims a Shadowbolt at Vincent_Valentine! (Roll Wisdom)
<Kirran> o_o
<Darknut> $25d10
<Navi> Darknut: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 10, 1, 10, 1, 10, 7, 8, 1, 4, 9, 5, 8, 1, 5, 1, 7, 2, 10, 8, 5, 7, 8 and 3. Total: 143. Successes: 21.
<Darknut> +3 successes
* Vincent_Valentine ... now walks into the previous room, opens the lid to one of the caskets, lies down inside of it, and dies.
<DM> lol
<Vincent_Valentine> $removeme
<Navi> Vincent_Valentine has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Christoper_Belmont (10), Dex (7), RedWizzrobe (7), Red_Enrics (4), Darknut (3), Darknut (3), Kirran (3) and Nolyghots (0).
<Darknut> Soul - 0h, 9m
<Darknut> $endturn
<Navi> Darknut has ended their turn. Kirran: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Christoper_Belmont (10), Dex (7), RedWizzrobe (7), Red_Enrics (4), Darknut (3), Darknut (3), Kirran (3) and Nolyghots (0).
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> DM has ended Kirran's turn. Nolyghots: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Christoper_Belmont (10), Dex (7), RedWizzrobe (7), Red_Enrics (4), Darknut (3), Darknut (3), Kirran (3) and Nolyghots (0).
* Nolyghots cheers on the party
* DM throws a series of chronologically ordered orders at Navi.
<Nolyghots> YOU GUYS CAN BEAT THOSE UGLY ASSHATS
<Nolyghots> $endturn
<Navi> Nolyghots has ended their turn. Christoper_Belmont: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Christoper_Belmont (10), Dex (7), RedWizzrobe (7), Red_Enrics (4), Darknut (3), Darknut (3), Kirran (3) and Nolyghots (0).
<Kirran> (all living party members heal 2 hp
<Red_Enrics> (BTW Wizzrobe is dead from bleeding.)
<DM> *RedWizzrobe bites the dust.*
* Christoper_Belmont seaches his sachel for a rebounding stone
* Kirran 11h
<Kirran> and 1 magic in Dex's case.
<Dex> why in my case?
* RedWizzrobe fades away and attempts to write a movie about its life, only to find out that Hayao Miyazaki beat him to it with Spirited Away. KEESE AND CO. then come to snatch RedWizzrobe's soul and tears away to the sun.
<RedWizzrobe> $removeme
<Navi> RedWizzrobe has removed theirself from the battle. Turn Order: Christoper_Belmont (10), Dex (7), Red_Enrics (4), Darknut (3), Darknut (3), Kirran (3) and Nolyghots (0).
* RedWizzrobe is now known as X_X
<Kirran> Didn't you cast a spell?
<Dex> do i heal the health AND magic?
<Christoper_Belmont> I merely searched for a item from my sachel
<Kirran> Yeah. 2h and 1m
<Dex> cool
<DM> *Darknut seems to be back to being upright.*
<Kirran> (Either that or he's one hell of a breakdancer)
* Christoper_Belmont throws a rebounding stone at the darknut
<DM> (lol)
<Christoper_Belmont> roll courage
<Darknut> $20d10
<Navi> Darknut: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6, 10, 7, 10, 8, 9, 5, 8, 9, 9, 7, 4, 3, 7, 8, 5, 6, 1 and 8. Total: 140. Successes: 20.
* Red_Enrics sneaks away(I'll come back with a suprise when my turn comes, just wait. :3)
<Kirran> Ah, bullshit.
* Kirran throws a reroll at the darknut
<DM> *The rebounding stone bounces straight off of the Darknut-
<Darknut> $20d10
<Navi> Darknut: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 2, 1, 8, 5, 8, 9, 4, 9, 5, 5, 1, 9, 1, 4, 9, 3, 10 and 5. Total: 112. Successes: 14.
<Christoper_Belmont> Oh shit, that thing will continue to bounce for a while
<DM> *It bounces off the Darknut and hits a series of walls... continuously.*
<Christoper_Belmont> let's hope non of us gets struck in the head
* DM will roll a $1d5 at the start of everyone's turns. If it's a 1, it hits you.
<DM> ($endturn)
<Christoper_Belmont> $endturn
<Navi> Christoper_Belmont has ended their turn. Dex: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Christoper_Belmont (10), Dex (7), Red_Enrics (4), Darknut (3), Darknut (3), Kirran (3) and Nolyghots (0).
<DM> $1d5
<Navi> DM: You rolled 1 Die with 5 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
<DM> *The rock whizzes past Dex's ear and goes back to playing ricochet with itself.*
<Dex> woop
<Dex> uhhhh whats left the darknut and its soul?
<Red_Enrics> (DM, what's the Darknut's HP, or is it still ?? ?)
<Darknut> ??h, ?m | Claymore imbued with Level 2 Infect
<Darknut> Soul - 0h, 9m
<Kirran> (He's a, wait for it, tough nut to crack)
* Kirran trips on his own bad pun.
<DM> *Kirran fails miserably and experiences 5 back-to-back kicks from Vincent_Valentine.*
* Vincent_Valentine kicks Kirran out the window.
* Vincent_Valentine has kicked Kirran from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in your mom's lap! What a coincidence! «14,552»)
* Vincent_Valentine has kicked Kirran from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a pile of dead skunks! «14,553»)
* Vincent_Valentine has kicked Kirran from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on stage near Bob Barker on the Price is Right! A WINNER IS YOU! «14,554»)
* Vincent_Valentine has kicked Kirran from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on the green, blocking an angry golfer's shot to the hole! This could get ugly. «14,555»)
* Vincent_Valentine has kicked Kirran from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on an Armos! «14,556»)
<DM> wait seriously
<DM> landed on an armos... IF ONLY IT WAS STILL ALIVE
* Dex charges a leap attack.
<Vincent_Valentine> Lol
<Dex> $endturn
<Navi> Dex has ended their turn. Red_Enrics: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Christoper_Belmont (10), Dex (7), Red_Enrics (4), Darknut (3), Darknut (3), Kirran (3) and Nolyghots (0).
<DM> *Armos' corpse begins singing eerily. This was a triumph.*
<Kirran> 0_o
<Kefka> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI
* Red_Enrics comes back in his old Darknut Recruits Uniform
* Red_Enrics tries to speak to the Darknuts.
<Red_Enrics> Sir! I'll take of these people!
* Darknut does not respond, but the soul does.
<Christoper_Belmont> 0_o
<Christoper_Belmont> What in the name of the father, the son and the holy ghost are you doing?
<Kirran> (whispers to Christopher) We're not the most conventional fighters.
<Darknut> [Soul]: I do not have control over my body. I cannot abide your command as I am but a soul.
<Kirran> Just watch.
<Red_Enrics> I see, sir, is there something you wish for me to do about that?
<Darknut> [Soul]: There is something controlling my body. Find it, and I will consider-
<Red_Enrics> ...consider what, sir?
<DM> *The soul's voice is cut short as you see the flash of another string zip its mouth shut.*
<Kirran> I saw that.
<Kirran> I think.
* Christoper_Belmont prays to god
<Kirran> Or it was another figment.
<Kirran> Noly?
<DM> *The strings appear to be coming from the dark abyss of the ceiling above.*
<Red_Enrics> Hmm, everyone!
<Red_Enrics> Do not kill the Darknut!
* Christoper_Belmont sees the strings
* Red_Enrics sees some more strings around the Darknut
<Christoper_Belmont> I think I may have just the tool for that!
<DM> (Red, you expended your turn on talking, it seems. But you accomplished something with that, it seems.)
<DM> (And I end sentences like this, it seems.)
* Vincent_Valentine kicks DM out the window.
* You have been kicked from #zurpg by Vincent_Valentine (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a tree. But, then you fell and landed in manure! «14,557»)
<DM> Crap.
<Red_Enrics> 11h 2m
<Red_Enrics> $endturn
<Navi> Red_Enrics has ended their turn. Darknut: It is your turn now.
<Kirran> (I see what you did there)
<Navi> Turn Order: Christoper_Belmont (10), Dex (7), Red_Enrics (4), Darknut (3), Darknut (3), Kirran (3) and Nolyghots (0).
<Red_Enrics> Everyone, search for a string and cut it!
* Darknut grabs its claymore and swings at Red_Enrics! (Roll Courage)
<Darknut> $18d10
<Navi> Darknut: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 4, 10, 3, 2, 10, 3, 2, 3, 10, 1, 10, 1, 4, 3, 6, 5 and 1. Total: 79. Successes: 10.
<Red_Enrics> $22d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 10, 7, 7, 2, 8, 3, 9, 10, 8, 7, 9, 4, 4, 2, 1, 4, 3, 5, 8 and 10. Total: 138. Successes: 17.
* Red_Enrics dodges it
* Darknut misses once again with its claymore.
<DM> *Red_Enrics gets to automatically counterattack Darknut!*
* Red_Enrics jumps and aims for one of the strings instead!
<Kirran> Does that mean I missed out on a counter attack?
<Red_Enrics> (roll Courage)
<DM> yeah, I'll get ya something extra on your next attack though
<Red_Enrics> $22d10
<Navi> Red_Enrics: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 8, 9, 7, 9, 2, 9, 4, 7, 3, 1, 4, 3, 9, 7, 3, 2, 5, 8, 2, 9 and 2. Total: 118. Successes: 12.
<Darknut> $20d10
<Navi> Darknut: You rolled 20 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 5, 1, 4, 7, 9, 6, 5, 9, 9, 5, 7, 6, 3, 10, 4, 4, 5 and 10. Total: 113. Successes: 15.
* Darknut knocks Red's attack to the side.
<Darknut> $2d10
<Navi> Darknut: You rolled 2 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2 and 8. Total: 10. Successes: 1.
<Red_Enrics> Damn! I wasn't aiming for you!
<DM> oh
<DM> OH
<DM> derp
<DM> *Your uhh... what weapon are you using?
<Red_Enrics> Nolyghots' Scythe
<DM> derp
<DM> *Your scythe completely bounces off of the strings. However, you see something get pulled down from the ceiling.*
<DM> *It appears to be a wooden doll.*
* Red_Enrics grabs the doll
<DM> http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-256.html - Animator Puppet
<DM> *You grab the doll, but strings stil remain attached.*
<Darknut> $endturn
<Navi> Darknut has ended their turn. Darknut: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Christoper_Belmont (10), Dex (7), Red_Enrics (4), Darknut (3), Darknut (3), Kirran (3) and Nolyghots (0).
<Kirran> And here I thought this place couldn't get any creepier.
* Darknut Soul loses its turn as Red_Enrics plays with the doll.
<Darknut> $endturn
<Navi> Darknut has ended their turn. Kirran: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Christoper_Belmont (10), Dex (7), Red_Enrics (4), Darknut (3), Darknut (3), Kirran (3) and Nolyghots (0).
<Kirran> Wow, I don't even know what to do. How big is this doll?
<DM> *It can fit in one of your hands.*
<DM> *It's small, but pretty discrete, if Darknut's soul didn't speak.*
<Kirran> Well, I can't attack it while Red is holding it. And I don't want to attack the darknut if it's being controlled...
<DM> (Red could, you know, drop it)
* Red_Enrics throws the doll on the ground
<DM> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ
* Kirran attacks the doll with his shiny, bleedy blade. (roll courage -3)
<Kirran> $23d10
<Navi> Kirran: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 10, 2, 7, 1, 7, 9, 3, 3, 10, 8, 3, 4, 4, 5, 10, 3, 10, 8, 7, 9, 1 and 6. Total: 136. Successes: 18.
<DM> *You do 18 damage to it.*
<DM> *The puppet has 57h remaining. Sturdy little fella.*
<Kirran> But does it bleed?
<DM> *It does....
<Vincent_Valentine> No.
<Vincent_Valentine> The question is.
* Vincent_Valentine puts on glasses.
<Vincent_Valentine> Will it blend?
<Kirran> Mmm, puppet smoke
<DM> $pie Vincent_Valentine
* Kefka throws a Banana Cream pie at Vincent_Valentine as requested by DM. I threw 116 pies on LunarNet.
* Vincent_Valentine gets a pie to the face that knocks him back into his casket.
<Kirran> $endturn
<Navi> Kirran has ended their turn. Nolyghots: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Christoper_Belmont (10), Dex (7), Red_Enrics (4), Darknut (3), Darknut (3), Kirran (3) and Nolyghots (0).
<Kirran> 11h
* Nolyghots cheers on everyone
<Nolyghots> KILL THE DOLL! KILL IT TO A MILLION PIECES! >:D
<Nolyghots> $endturn
<Navi> Nolyghots has ended their turn. Christoper_Belmont: It is your turn now.
<Navi> Turn Order: Christoper_Belmont (10), Dex (7), Red_Enrics (4), Darknut (3), Darknut (3), Kirran (3) and Nolyghots (0).
<DM> *The rock from earlier bounces around, rebounds off the Banana Cream Pie, Vincent's corpse revitalizes a demoralizing potato, and the combo attack proceeds to cause the puppet to bleed to death spontaneously, as if the fourth wall got too tired and needed to end a session.
* Christoper_Belmont grabs five blessed daggers out of his sachel and throws them at the dark threads
<DM> *As the puppet dies, the daggers cut the dark threads.*
<DM> *Darknut's Soul returns to the Darknut, and its control has returned.*
<Kirran> You absolutely do not get to name this one Bob guys. I have a hard enough time keeping track of the people that join us.
<DM> LOL
<Dex> DO NOT MOCK BOB
<DM> *Meanwhile, in Woodfall...
<DM> [Bob]: *sneezes* Wot?
<Dex> BOB YOU SLACKER YOU'D BETTER BE WORKING
<DM> -=QUEST PAUSE=-