The Second Day of Peace Part 1

*Sequel to The Day Of Peace*

>Sleeping soundly in your bedroom.
>Wake up from a knock at the door.
>Day too early for this shit in Equestria.
>You turn to check the time on your clock.
>5:30 A.M.
"Are you kidding me?"
>Knocking gets louder and persists.
>You get out of bed.
>Going to put this damn pony in their place whoever they are. You don't get many visitors often.
>You barely even go out, just for groceries and odd jobs.
>Don't even bother getting dressed. It's too early for clothes.
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>Answer the door. Don't even bother looking. This pony is about to get an earful.
"Bitch! It's 5 a fucking clock in the morning what in the fuck do you want?!"
>"'Cuse me? Wanna run that by me again before Ah smack ya a good one?"
>Wait that slang. Oh shit its Applejack.
"Oh...Errrmm...Morning?"
>"That's better. Now are ya ready?"
"Ready for what?"
>"You don't remember? You was 'spose to help at the farm today."
"Shit that was today?"
>"Yup."
"This early?"
>"Yup, sooner we start the sooner we finish. We should be done by noon."
"...Well let me get ready. Please come in."
>"Alright." she walks in and takes a seat on the couch.
"Feel free to make some coffee, it might be a while."
>"No need suga', just don't take too long we gotta schedule to keep."
>You do your morning ritual. Shit, shower, shave.
>Put on some fresh clothes.
>Only took you 30 minutes flat.
>Hey looks like you won't have to deal with Fluttershy today.

>Fast Forward to Noon.
>Work is done, and you're hungry for lunch.
>You and AJ are relaxing under a tree having a few apples.
>"So Anon, what do you have plan for today?"
"Nothing really. Just gonna go home, relax and sleep the day away like every day."
>"Now that's a shame. Why waste a good day?"
"Nothing better to do."
>"Ah beg to differ. There's gotta be somethin' you can do. Visit a friend or something, a lot of ponies miss you Anon."
>You and AJ see a pony in the distance, a yellow and pink blur right on cue. Universe, God, Celestia what are you implying?
"Damn it. Just when I thought today was going to be peaches and cream. I wonder what her fetish guess is today."
>"Y'all still on that fetish business? It's been a year. You would think she'd guessed it by now."
"She did actually. But I'll be damned if she finds out... SO damned."
>"But don't you want it to stop? Ah mean she did guess it fair and square."
"If I told her she guessed right, she would start embedding every plan to get into my pants with that fetish. I'll live just fine with her guessing."
>"Ummm... Just curious Anon.. What exactly IS yur fetish?"
"HA! I'm not telling you that. For all I know you're in cahoots with Fluttershy."
>"Anon, Ah Pinkie Promise Ah won't tell anypony. Ah just wanna know and Ah'm not in cahoots with Fluttershy."
>Suddenly Pinkie Pie pops out the tree
>"Say it Applejack, the Pinkie Promise oath!"
>"Cross ma heart and Hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye. There ya happy? Now tell me."
>Pinkie vanishes.
"*sigh*Alright It's having a Mistress, it's just one of my many fetishes."
>"You mean to tell me you’re into the spanking, whips, chains and all sorts of punishments?! Oh my don't let Rarity find out. She'll have ya locked up quick. Ah had no idea you were into that. What else are you into?"
"Ssshhh! Keep it down she's almost here. And that's ALL I'm telling you."
>"Hey Anon..."
"What Applejack?"
>"Ah heard ya been a bad boy. Is that true sugarcube?"
"Ssshhh, come on she could hear you. Please just shut the fuck up damn it!"
>"Oh you bad boy, somepony needs to be taught a lesson. We gotta do something about that language of yurs." she laughs. Not sure if flirting or trolling.
>Yeah this is what happens when you tell ponies your fetish.
"Cut it out! If Flutters gets wind of this there would be no escape. Do you have any idea what I had to do convince her that having a mistress wasn't my fetish in the first place?!"
>"Gosh sorry Anon, just having a little fun with ya. Don't get yur jimmies rustled."
"How do you know about "Jimmies" Applejack?"
>No answer.
>Fluttershy finally gets to the tree, thankfully, she didn't hear the conversation.
>You wanted to get it out of the way so you don't beat around the bush.
"Alright Flutters, what's your fetish guess today?"
>"There isn't one today silly Anon."
"O rly? Why? Is this some special day?"
>"Actually yes, you don't remember Anon?"
"Remember what?"
>"The Day of Peace, mister."
>You go through your memory archives and remember what she's talking about.
>That one night at the bar having that ONE drink. There was no fetish guessing or any foolishness.
>Just a day to hang out without playing the game of "Cat and Mouse" she called it.
>She wanted to make it a tradition to show she's not all lust and fetishes.
"OOooo yeah... That's today?"
>"Yep, I marked this day for the next decade as "The Day of Peace" as soon as you got me home."
"Oh cool." Damn she is determined.
>"Gosh Anon can you remember anything today? Ah swear you need a "spanking" for your actions." Applejack said with a sinister grin.
>This pony here think she's clever.
>You give an evil glare and hope Fluttershy didn't catch that.
>"Uuumm...Anyways I went to your place but you wasn't there. So I decided to look around for you. To remind you 2 drinks this time, on me, tonight at 8:00 try not to be late...okay?"
"Sure thing Flutters, I'll be there."
>"yay..."She flutters away so happy. You wait for her to be a little speck of yellow.
>You turn to Applejack.
"What the fuck man?"
>"Oh come on Anon it was just a little joke. Lighten up darlin'."
"Not cool AJ. Damn you!"
>"Okay first off you know Ah don't take too kindly to lying so Ah hope she finds your fetish. 'Course Ah'm not gonna tell her considering you're a good friend of mine. Ah'll stay quiet but the truth will be revealed."
"Not if I can help it AJ."
>"Not to change the subject but why did Fluttershy specify 2 drinks?"
"Last year we only had one drink just one. So I guess each year we'll have one more drink than the last."
>"Awwww how cute She even offers to pay. Looks like you and Flutterbutter got a date."
"It's not a date; it's just hanging out with my potential rapist on a night without having to worry about being violated sexually."
>"Yur kiddin' right Anon? That harmless pony, a rapist? That's the funniest thing ever. What is she gonna do? Cuddle and snuggle with you against your will?"
"Yeah after she rapes me."
>"Ok now you're just being ridiculous Anon. Trust me she's harmless."
"That's what you think."
>"No that's what Ah know. She wouldn't dare. She values you too much."
"Ugh why me? What's so special about me?"
>"Well you're the only human on this planet sooo kinda everything."
"Shit, good point."
>"She also sees you have a good heart full of love yet lonely."
"Fluttershy told you that?"
>"She doesn't have to. It's clear as day. Even Ah can see it Anon."
"My heart is fine thank you. Besides I can't just wake up one day and decide to fall in love with a pony. Humans look down at interspecies relationships like a taboo. I'm not going to be dating or fucking ponies anytime soon."
>"Well that's a cryin' shame. We could've had a lil' bit of fun in my bedroom you and me."

"You too Applejack?!"
>Applejack starts rolling on the ground laughing her flank off. Her cowboy hat falls off her head. She seems to be really holding in her sides from exploding.
>"OH man did you see yur face?! Dash would give her left wing to see your reaction!" she says as she wipes tears of laughter from her eyes.
"Thank God you're joking."
>"Anon you're fun to mess with."
"Wait...you was joking right?"
>No answer. Just her blushing.
>Great now Applejack wants of piece of you.
>Damn you Applejack.
>Lunch time passes.
>After having your jimmies rustled and critters jittered you, head home and shower the work off of you and freshen up for the event to come.
>You take a power nap make sure you're well rested.
>Wake up.
>Check the clock.
>7:34pm.
"I better get ready."
>Change out of your PJ’s and into something casual.
>Head for the bar. You already know which bar considering it's the only bar in this town.
>You show up and not a soul in sight except the barkeep.
>The second time in a row this happened. You ask him if there's a holiday you don't know about. He claims if there was this place would be packed. He even claims Berry Punch hasn't even came in today and she practically lives there.
>You sit at the same barstool you sat at last time. Trying to ignore the Twilight zone you seem to be in. You check the clock on the wall.
>8:00 right on the dot.
>Fluttershy walks in. Happy to see you she flies as fast as she can with her 2.5 wing power.
>Awww she tries you'll give her that. She sits next to you and you smell that same lovely smell from last year's Day of Peace.
>"Glad you can make it Anon."
"Yeah, yeah." God she smells so nice but you have to play it off.
>"Let’s get those drinks huh? Barkeep 2 beers caps on please."
"So one year has passed."
>"Yep pretty crazy don't you think?"
"Yeah I suppose. A full year has passed and you're still after my fetish."
>"Actually Anon it's your love I'm after. Guessing your fetish is just the first step into getting you to love me. But enough of the lubby dubby talk let's drink."
>Barkeep hooves the beers over.
>Nothing fishy of course she proved that last year. So there's no need to be paranoid, but still you got to keep a close eye on her.
>Wait, that's still being paranoid.
>You both open the beer bottles like nothing. Thank you trusty bottle cap ring.
>"A toast, to the second annual Day Of Peace."
>Clink bottles, take a swig.
>She moves closer to you. The sweet smell begins to cause your mind to reel.
"Great Celestia you smell lovely."
>She blushes "Th-thanks Anon."
"You sure that smell isn't a way to rope me in?"
>"Yes I'm sure, really it's nothing special."
"Okay. I'll hold you to that."
>She takes another chug.
>"So Anon, how was your day?"
>You chug the beer and place it on the counter. You was in chill mode. With Fluttershy as your company you can say whatever you want. No consequences.
"Long day, I woke up at 5 in the morning."
>"What we’re doing up so early?"
"Applejack was pounding at my door this morning. Claiming I was supposed to help her at the farm today. God that was tiring."
>"Well that explains a lot."
"Yep."
>Fluttershy smiles from ear to ear. You figured as much she loves your company.
"What about you Flutters?"
>"Me? Oh ya know caring for the animals, visited a few friends, planning tomorrow's fetish. The usual. Can I ask you something?"
"It's not a fetish guess is it?"
>"No, that's tomorrow silly."
"Okay go ahead."
>"What was with you and Applejack today? You guys were acting pretty weird."
"It was nothing, just Applejack teasing is all. She sure knows how to get under my skin sometimes."
>You take another swig of the beer. Nearly finishing your first drink for the night. Just one more drink and you'll be out of here.
>"Teasing you about what Anon?"
"Nothing, just her making jokes and guessing at my fetish and her so called harmless flirting."
>Fluttershy downs the rest of her drink and orders two more.
>"Is that what you guys was talking about when I got there?"
"Yeah, she's surprised you are still at it with the fetish guessing."
>"I never give up that easily on you Anon. You're worth it."
"Thanks I guess, but I don't want to hurt your feelings."
>"If you don't want to be with me and claim you don't care about me. Why are you so worried about my feelings?"
>She has a point, she knows you want nothing to do with her. Why can't you be a heartless bastard to her? You sign and put your head down. At the realization that you actually might care for her in some way.
>Then you're reminded of all the times you was rejected in your past. Heartless bitches that call themselves female humans. These ponies have more humanity than humanity itself. Whoa that's trippy.
"Because Fluttershy..."
>"Because what?"
"I know what it's like being rejected heartlessly, with no remorse or second thought. I figured I would at least let you down easy and hope you get the hint. I'm not tryin to be heartless like some women I know back on earth I had feelings for."
>"You?! Rejected?! My Celestia! Who would be stupid enough to reject you?!"
"Believe it Flutters, it sucks, they were heartless. I always wondered why do they have to be so rude about it. They could have been nice about it. Or at least give me the chance to at least be friends with them. Not for false hope, but for them to know what exactly they're rejecting ya know?"
>"So is that why you try to spare my feelings? Because you've been in the same place as I am right now with you?"
"Yes, Flutters you may push my buttons most of the time, but I like the fact you want me to get to know you at least. To show who you really are."
>She squees adorably from hearing such a statement. You made her night. The Barkeep brings two more beers and he seemed to have watery eyes, he must have some sort of allergy or something. You open your beer and take a swig.
>"Anon, I want you to be honest with me."
"Alright, about what?"
>"Me and you, do I have a chance with being with you?"
"Fluttershy, instead of me saying a fast no, I'll say that if we had met under different circumstances you would have every chance in the multiverse. If only you were human. Understand Fluttershy that I can't be with anyone here."
>"Why? because of some taboo of being in a relationship with a different species back at your home planet. Anon you're not on earth. In fact Equestria will probably never see a human again in a billion years."
"Yeah but I just can't bring myself to love a pony much less be with one. Don't get me wrong I don't think down upon ponies or any species here, it's just humans are meant to love and be intimate with humans."
>You're really trying to let her down easy and what you were saying is true. You take another swig, and so does Fluttershy. In fact she chug the whole thing. She smiles as if she didn't even hear you.
>"We'll see about that Anon."
"Can we talk about something else? That subject was a bit too sad for me. This is our day of peace!"
>she giggles "You're right but one more question Anon."
"Alright what?"
>"Pinkie Promise you'll tell the truth."
"Ummm okay. Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye."
>"Are you ticklish?"
"Hahaha! Really? Are you serious right now?"
>"Yes."
"Well since I swore under the Pinkie Promise oath and scared shitless if I break the promise. I will say yes I'm ticklish. Why do you ask?"
>"Oh no reason." she says with a grin on her face.
>You shrug and don't give it a second thought. You take a few more swigs of your beer. Then suddenly, Fluttershy tackles you to the ground and begins tickling your sides.
"Hahahahha! Cut it out! Oh God my sides Flutters if you don't get off me so help me God!"
>You can't stop laughing she's a bit too strong right now. She's giggling and the barkeep just watches with a smile on his face.
>She stops tickling you. You also notice you spilled your beer.
"Damn it Flutters you made me spill my drink! I was almost done with that one."
>"Don't be a baby about it Anon I'll get you another one if you like."
"Please?"
>"Anything for you Anon, Barkeep can I get another beer for my friend here? Cap on please."
>You and Flutters sit back on the bar-stools. The Barkeep hoofs her another beer with the cap and she slides it to you trying to be all cool.
>You open the beer and drink about half of it. Fluttershy looks at you with a serious face.
>"What? No "Thank you Fluttershy” no hug, nothing?"
"Thank you Fluttershy."
>"That's more like it. Now slow down there, I don't want you to finish it yet we have so much to talk about!"
"Like what?"
>"Like what are you doing tomorrow?"
"Well I don't really have anything to do tomorrow. I'll probably just sleep the day away."
>"Why?! You could at least spend a little time with your friends. They miss you."
"Who misses me?"
>"Everyp0ny! You have to work on your social life mister."
"Wait, YOU'RE telling me that I need to work on my social life as shy as you are?!"
>"Well yeah, I'm kinda popular now, You've cooped up so long I'm the only connection to the only human on this planet! Everyp0ny keeps asking me about you. Do you have any idea how worried Celestia and Luna are? You're their favorite human."
"I'm the only human."
>"I know, the point is you should at least write a letter to them. Or visit some ponies. Go to a party. You missed a lot of Pinkie's parties, she thinks you hate her."
"*sigh* I guess I can write them a letter letting them know I'm okay. And I don't hate Pinkie. I just like being cooped up."
>She smiles. You notice her swaying back and forth then she falls off the barstool she was sitting on.
"You okay Flutters?"
>"Yeah, I just had a few glasses of Apple Cider before I got here."
>She gets back on the bar-stool and scoots it closer to you. She looks you in the eyes.
>"Hey, Anon wanna know a secret?"
"What?"
>She moves her lips close to your ear closest to her and wraps her arms around you and that sweet smell of hers invades your nose from her being so close. It starts turning you on. She whispers
>"I really like Apple Cider*giggles* and I mean I really really really like Apple Cider."
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"Fluttershy could you back up?"
>"Why?"
"Keep in mind this is a Day Of Peace."
>"Yeah, I know. So why? We're just hanging out."
"The scent of yours is really turning me on."
>"Oh, will it really bother you that much?"
"As much as I like it. It's going to cloud my judgment so yeah."
>"I'll try to suppress more next time."
"Suppress? What do you mean?"
>"It's my natural scent."
"Really? So what does it mean if I'm turned on by it?"
>"Nothing actually. It's meant to turn ponies on and apparently humans too."
"Why is it more noticeable now?"
>"I dunno you can't expect me to know everything Anon, I'm not Twilight."
"How much cider did you drink?"
>"Enough." She starts laughing uncontrollably
"I'm gonna to have to get you home."
>"No! At least finish the drink please?"
"Fine."
>You chug the rest of your drink. Fluttershy puts it on her tab. You don't remember her having a tab. Question it later.
"Alright come on Flutters let's get you home safe and sound."
>You begin walking out of the bar and onto the streets of Ponyville destination: Fluttershy's Cottage.
>As you begin to walk you begin to sway back and forth too, but only had 2 and a half beers.
>Somethings not right here. You and Fluttershy begin to use each other for support.
"Fluttershy why aren't my legs working like they should? I was fine a second ago."
>"Don't hate me please?"
"What did you do?"
>"I swear I didn't do it tonight."
"Explain. EXPLAAAIIIIN." Sounding like a Dalek from Doctor Who (Yeah, fucking love that show.)
>"I may have had Twilight cast a spell on you to where the alcohol you consume effect you 3 times more than you actually drank."
"So an alcohol amplifier spell to make me more drunk than I should be."
>"Yes, but I swear it was a long time ago! I totally forgot about it."
"Ugh! Fucking pony magic!!!"
>"Are you going to be able to make it home?"
"I have to, because if I stay the night at your place with the way you smell and how my state of mind is we're practically bound to knock boots."
>"Hahaha knock boots, I like that phrase. Hey Anon wanna knock boots?"
"Fluttershy!"
>"Sorry, it just sounds funny to ask somepony that."
>You and Fluttershy make it back to her place which seems to take forever. How far does she live?
>She enters her home and turns around to face you.
>"Anon, I'm glad we hung out tonight, same time next year?"
"Yeah, I'm going to have to visit Twilight tomorrow to get rid of that spells effect, but sure you can count on it."
>She smiles. You can tell she wants to hug you.
"Well goodnight Fluttershy."
>"Wait! Anon, there is something I want you to Pinkie promise me."
"Ugh another one? Alright what?"
>"Promise me that if you ever decide to throw that taboo of yours out the window and begin to look for somepony to love or just somepony to have a little "fun" with while here in this realm you'll give me a chance first before anypony else."
"But..."
>"If for some strange reason it doesn't work out between us, I'll be okay with us being friends."
>Seems fair enough. Like you'll ever look for a special somepony anyway. Why not? It's not like you plan on breaking your taboo.
"Cross my heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye."
>Meanwhile back at Sugar Cube Corner.
>"DAMN IT! I'm trying to sleep who keeps making Pinkie Promises?!"
>Over to you, Anon.
>"That makes me feel better. Goodnight Anon." She begins to close the door.
"Hey wait Fluttershy?"
>"Yes Anon?" She creeks it back open a little bit but you can't see her face.
"I feel bad for never telling you, but I guess now is a good time to tell you."
>"What would that be?"
"This past year, one of your fetish guesses was correct."
>You hear a loud gasp and a squee.
"Goodnight Fluttershy, sweet dreams."
>"G-g-goodnight sweetie." She closes the door.
>YOU DUMBASS! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
>Fucking alcohol.




End of Part 1