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- Sep 02 17:56:41 <Alfonzo> shame we don't have, like, a class 0 armor pickup that's worth even less shit than your bog standard box
- Sep 02 17:56:47 <Alfonzo> also also
- Sep 02 17:56:55 <Alfonzo> actually call the worst pickup Bog Standard
- Sep 02 17:57:06 <Alfonzo> ...wait
- Sep 02 17:57:07 <Alfonzo> WAIT
- Sep 02 17:57:19 * Alfonzo scrambles
- Sep 02 17:57:22 <Alfonzo> hang on
- Sep 02 17:57:24 <Jimmy_> Alfonzo are you thinking of toilet armor
- Sep 02 17:57:45 <Alfonzo> OH. MY. GOD
- Sep 02 17:58:21 <Alfonzo> http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxMDIw/z/ORoAAOxypNtSnBtD/$_35.JPG
- Sep 02 17:58:25 <Alfonzo> I DON'T BELIEVE IT
- Sep 02 17:58:35 <Alfonzo> I JUST
- Sep 02 17:58:43 <Alfonzo> oh that's going in
- Sep 02 17:58:58 <Alfonzo> you've got an A grade stainless steel shitter with jimmy written on the side
- Sep 02 17:59:03 <Alfonzo> a thunderbox
- Sep 02 17:59:05 <Alfonzo> fuck me
- Sep 02 17:59:09 <Alfonzo> A******
- Sep 02 17:59:11 <Jimmy_> holy FUCK
- Sep 02 17:59:15 <Jimmy_> JESUS CHRIST
- Sep 02 17:59:43 <Alfonzo> that's the diamond armor
- Sep 02 17:59:48 <Jimmy_> rofl
- Sep 02 17:59:50 <Alfonzo> screw all other options
- Sep 02 18:00:03 <Jimmy_> it can be an easter egg armor :V
- Sep 02 18:00:07 <Alfonzo> hahaha
- Sep 02 18:00:08 <Jimmy_> used in like one level
- Sep 02 18:00:56 <Jimmy_> Alfonzo. it's a camping toilet.
- Sep 02 18:01:06 <Jimmy_> it's a portable outdoor shitter
- Sep 02 18:01:10 <Alfonzo> http://ivanlea.net/photos/HayRiver09/Day18/P1090166.JPG
- Sep 02 18:01:12 <Alfonzo> MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm
- Sep 02 18:01:22 <Jimmy_> okay so
- Sep 02 18:01:23 <Jimmy_> SO
- Sep 02 18:01:26 <Alfonzo> rofl
- Sep 02 18:01:30 <Alfonzo> AHAHAHA
- Sep 02 18:01:35 <Jimmy_> E2 is going to have a campsite outside the diamond mines
- Sep 02 18:01:42 <Jimmy_> and one of the tents
- Sep 02 18:01:44 <Alfonzo> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Sep 02 18:01:45 <Jimmy_> is going to havE THAT
- Sep 02 18:01:53 <Jimmy_> and you just
- Sep 02 18:01:56 <Alfonzo> oh sweet mercy
- Sep 02 18:01:58 <Jimmy_> walk into the tent
- Sep 02 18:02:02 <Alfonzo> could it be any more perfect
- Sep 02 18:02:04 <Jimmy_> and suddenly you PICK UP THTE OILET
- Sep 02 18:02:09 <Jimmy_> fucking hahahahaha
- Sep 02 18:02:12 <Alfonzo> it's a shitter. it's australian. it has jimmy written on the side
- Sep 02 18:02:14 <Alfonzo> I JUST FUCKD[OFBJE[WR
- Sep 02 18:02:22 <Jimmy_> OH JESUS
- Sep 02 18:02:34 <Alfonzo> and it's now an armor
- Sep 02 18:02:42 <Alfonzo> albeit easter eff
- Sep 02 18:02:44 <Alfonzo> egg*
- Sep 02 18:02:52 <Jimmy_> i can't handle the perfection
- Sep 02 18:03:07 <Alfonzo> that's 4 fucking planets, jimmy, aligning for us at the perfect moment
- Sep 02 18:03:13 <Jimmy_> :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
- Sep 02 18:05:22 <Alfonzo> I just love the word "thunderbox"
- Sep 02 18:05:29 <Jimmy_> yes
- Sep 02 18:05:30 <Jimmy_> fuck me
- Sep 02 18:05:40 <Jimmy_> it would be an enemy
- Sep 02 18:05:50 <Jimmy_> but the "you pick up a toilet and it's armor" thing is too good
- Sep 02 18:05:55 <Alfonzo> implying of the reverberating uproar that erupts from one's asshole
- Sep 02 18:05:59 <Alfonzo> after a campfire meal
- Sep 02 18:06:06 <Jimmy_> :D
- Sep 02 18:06:12 <Alfonzo> brb laughing
- Sep 02 18:06:18 <Jimmy_> hahaha
- Sep 02 18:06:46 <Alfonzo> oh lord
- Sep 02 18:06:49 <Jimmy_> I had that idea about the campsite and I lost the ability to type properly for the childlike sniggering fit
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