pastetastesgud

Accounting 101

PRICE OF POWER PER kWh = 3.50 DKK


							HEATER

1200w = 1.2 kwh

1.2 kw * 18 = 21.6 kwh per day

21.6 * 24 = 518,4 kwh per month

518,4 * 3,50 = 1814,4 DKK per Month to pay

1814,4 DKK = $277,80 per Month



							PC

382w = 0.382 kwh

0.382 * 18 = 6.88 kWh per day

6.88 * 30 = 206.28 kWh per month

206,28 * 3,50 = 721,98 DKK per month

721,98 DKK = $110,70 per month


TOTAL = $388.5 per month of power

Also we can assume that he pays about 4000 to 6000 DKK from October 2018 to March 2019
Which amount to about $500-800


							THE FOOD

About 4 weeks are in a month

Weeks worth of food
-Ground beef 1KG 60 DKK = $9.2 (Gonna assume he eats 2kg of beef each week so $18.4)
-10 Eggs = 30 DKK = $4.60
-Hard cheese 1kg = 160 DKK = $24,6 (Im assuming he eats only about 0.2kg of cheese a week so $4,92)
-2 Loafs of bread = 20 DKK = ~$3
-2 KG of Pasta = 30 DKK = $4,60
-250g of Butter = 12 DKK = ~$1,85
-Tomato sauce = 20 DKK = ~$3
(All prices checked on Danish supermarket sites)

						TOTAL: $40.37 per week
						TOTAL per month: $161,48

							BONUS ROUND
Kitty food and kitty litter

Kitty litter 8KG: ~70 DKK = ~$11 (That much probably lasts him about two months or so, so $5.50)

Kitty food (per month)
[oh boy we're going in deep]
So his cat is an adult and an average cat weights between 4 to 5KG and im gonna be liberal and assume that
he weights about 4KG since the fucker spends so much money on everything else he's probably starving the thing.

4KG Cat needs about 57g of Food per day
57 * 30 = 1710g per month (let's round it up to 2000g)

A 10kg pack of good quality kitty food is about 600 DKK = ~$92
10000 / 2000 = 5
92 / 5 = $18,4 per month to feed the cat

					    TOTAL CAT FOOD + LITTER : $23,90

						FOOD CAT + KITTY = $185,38



So total monthly costs for our favourite pal Kitty: $573,88
The question is: WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY?


							PART 2
DUDE W33D LMA0

As we know Kitty blazes it almost (if not) every day, he smokes 2-3 times a day (2-3 joints)
Rumors are he smokes some hash but i will count the prices as if he'd be smoking the herb.

In order to know how much he spends on his w33d we need know how much joints he rolls with 1g.
I will assume 1g = 2 joints

Im gonna assume he smokes every day and divide 30 days into days where he smokes 2 joints and 3 joints.

PRICE OF W33D IN DENMARK PER g = ~$12.47

Days where he smokes 2 Js in a day: 15 * 12,47 = $187,05

Days where he smokes 3 Js in a day: 15 * 1,5g = 22,5g * 12,47 = ~$280,58

TOTAL PRICE OF HIS """MEDICATION""" PER MONTH: $467,63

Let's add everything what was estimated to see how much money he spends each month:

FOOD FOR HIM AND HIS CAT (INCLUDING ESSENTIALS FOR HIS CAT): $ 185,38

POWER BILLS: $388,50

DUDE W33D LMA0: $467,63

						TOTAL MONTHLY EXPENSES:
							$1041.51

CONCLUSION: Either Kitty got sums of cash saved up, and just pretends that he is poor to get more shekels from his
	    3 loyal fans, or he somehow is on welfare and gets a disability check at the same time. [Not an expert
	    on this topic so correct me if im wrong] The other possibility is that someone is giving him money
	    (familiy maybe?).

Feel free to correct any info / add your own notes.