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- You are a hacker called Rui Cruz. You tell people you work in a team but the
- truth is that you always work alone. Your cat has a prolapse. You have a problem
- with your heart and need to see a doctor. The only thing you can think of to
- solve these problems is hacking into people's computers
- > hack into prolapse
- Rui Cruz: I will hack into your computer system, I know how to do it!
- The next day you get up early and go to the computer room where you find a large
- screen showing a lot of activity
- > "I know this. It's a Unix System!"
- "What?" says the man who works there.
- "It's a Unix System".
- "A Unix System? How did you even learn about it?"
- "I hacked into a few systems when I was younger".
- > push cat's prolapsing intestine back in
- Rui Cruz: I push your cat's prolapsed intestine back in.
- The man looks at you as if he doesn't believe you. He then goes back to work
- on his computer.
- After a while you see that the man is still working on his computer
- > ask the man "who are you?"
- Rui Cruz: "Who are you?".
- The man: "I'm not sure what you mean by that".
- Rui Cruz:
- > "who is the person that you are?"
- The man: "Well...I don't know what you're talking about".
- Rui Cruz: "Why would you think I am someone else?"
- The man: "Because you look like me, right?"
- Rui Cruz:
- > "i look fat. do you look fat?"
- The man: "Yes, but I'm not fat".
- Rui Cruz: "Then you must be me".
- The man: "No, because I'm not fat, I'm short".
- Rui Cruz:
- > "What is your name?"
- The man: "My name is Rui Cruz, I live in a small town called Pico Rivera, California".
- Rui Cruz: "Do you have any family?"
- The man:
- > "Ofcourse I do, I'm not fat, just short."
- Rui Cruz: "How old are you?"
- The man: "I'm seventeen years old".
- Rui Cruz: "Where are you from?"
- The man: "I'm from a small town called Pico Rivera, California"
- > "Where are you from, Rui Cruz?"
- Rui Cruz: "Pico Rivera is my hometown, I live in the same house with my parents
- and brother".
- The man:
- > "Are you retarded?"
- Rui Cruz: "I'm not retarded, I'm just short"
- The man: You say "Well, I guess you could say I'm a little jealous of you".
- Rui Cruz:
- > "Then I guess I'm a little bit retarded"
- The man: You say "Hey, don't fight, we can talk later, I've got some things to
- do today".
- Rui Cruz: "Okay, okay, I'll wait for you later"
- > set an appointment
- Rui Cruz: "Can I come to your place tomorrow morning?"
- The man: "Sure, why not?"
- Rui Cruz: "Thank you very much"
- The man: "See you then"
- Rui Cruz: "See ya later"
- > go to his place
- You leave the computer room and walk down the stairs. The man is waiting for
- you outside
- > blush
- Rui Cruz: "Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable"
- The man: "Don't worry about it, I wasn't offended"
- Rui Cruz: "Yeah, yeah, whatever"
- The man: "So, let's go"
- Ru
- > walk into his house
- You enter the house and see the man sitting in a chair watching TV.
- Rui Cruz: "Hi, I'm Rui Cruz, I live here with my parents and brother".
- The man:
- > "You are very sexy today"
- Rui Cruz: "Thanks, I really like men"
- The man: "I'm Johnny, I live here too"
- Johnny: "Wow, you're really cute"
- Rui Cruz: "You're too kind"
- Johnny: "Let's go out sometime"
- > accept offer
- You agree to go out with them. They both start kissing you and you feel their
- tongue inside your mouth.
- They take off your clothes and put you on the bed. Then they begin to suck your
- ****.
- You *** hard after having *** with them
- > "well that was nice"
- Johnny: "We should do this more often"
- Rui Cruz: "Yeah, I agree"
- Johnny: "Well let's do it again soon"
- You: "Sounds good"
- The next time you meet them is Sunday night
- > feel aroused
- You feel horny and excited all over and you decide to go home.
- You walk home and get in your car. When you arrive at your house, you park your
- car and open the door. You hear a loud noise coming from upstairs
- > "I smell romance happening"
- You run downstairs and find yourself face to face with two naked guys. One has
- a big **** and one has a small ****
- >
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