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  1. You are a hacker called Rui Cruz. You tell people you work in a team but the
  2. truth is that you always work alone. Your cat has a prolapse. You have a problem
  3. with your heart and need to see a doctor. The only thing you can think of to
  4. solve these problems is hacking into people's computers
  5. > hack into prolapse
  6.  
  7. Rui Cruz: I will hack into your computer system, I know how to do it!
  8.  
  9. The next day you get up early and go to the computer room where you find a large
  10. screen showing a lot of activity
  11. > "I know this. It's a Unix System!"
  12.  
  13.  
  14. "What?" says the man who works there.
  15. "It's a Unix System".
  16. "A Unix System? How did you even learn about it?"
  17. "I hacked into a few systems when I was younger".
  18.  
  19. > push cat's prolapsing intestine back in
  20.  
  21. Rui Cruz: I push your cat's prolapsed intestine back in.
  22. The man looks at you as if he doesn't believe you. He then goes back to work
  23. on his computer.
  24. After a while you see that the man is still working on his computer
  25. > ask the man "who are you?"
  26.  
  27. Rui Cruz: "Who are you?".
  28. The man: "I'm not sure what you mean by that".
  29. Rui Cruz:
  30. > "who is the person that you are?"
  31.  
  32.  
  33. The man: "Well...I don't know what you're talking about".
  34. Rui Cruz: "Why would you think I am someone else?"
  35. The man: "Because you look like me, right?"
  36. Rui Cruz:
  37. > "i look fat. do you look fat?"
  38.  
  39.  
  40. The man: "Yes, but I'm not fat".
  41. Rui Cruz: "Then you must be me".
  42. The man: "No, because I'm not fat, I'm short".
  43. Rui Cruz:
  44. > "What is your name?"
  45.  
  46.  
  47. The man: "My name is Rui Cruz, I live in a small town called Pico Rivera, California".
  48. Rui Cruz: "Do you have any family?"
  49. The man:
  50. > "Ofcourse I do, I'm not fat, just short."
  51.  
  52.  
  53. Rui Cruz: "How old are you?"
  54. The man: "I'm seventeen years old".
  55. Rui Cruz: "Where are you from?"
  56. The man: "I'm from a small town called Pico Rivera, California"
  57. > "Where are you from, Rui Cruz?"
  58.  
  59.  
  60. Rui Cruz: "Pico Rivera is my hometown, I live in the same house with my parents
  61. and brother".
  62. The man:
  63. > "Are you retarded?"
  64.  
  65.  
  66. Rui Cruz: "I'm not retarded, I'm just short"
  67. The man: You say "Well, I guess you could say I'm a little jealous of you".
  68. Rui Cruz:
  69. > "Then I guess I'm a little bit retarded"
  70.  
  71.  
  72. The man: You say "Hey, don't fight, we can talk later, I've got some things to
  73. do today".
  74. Rui Cruz: "Okay, okay, I'll wait for you later"
  75. > set an appointment
  76.  
  77. Rui Cruz: "Can I come to your place tomorrow morning?"
  78. The man: "Sure, why not?"
  79. Rui Cruz: "Thank you very much"
  80. The man: "See you then"
  81. Rui Cruz: "See ya later"
  82. > go to his place
  83.  
  84. You leave the computer room and walk down the stairs. The man is waiting for
  85. you outside
  86. > blush
  87.  
  88. Rui Cruz: "Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable"
  89. The man: "Don't worry about it, I wasn't offended"
  90. Rui Cruz: "Yeah, yeah, whatever"
  91. The man: "So, let's go"
  92. Ru
  93. > walk into his house
  94.  
  95. You enter the house and see the man sitting in a chair watching TV.
  96. Rui Cruz: "Hi, I'm Rui Cruz, I live here with my parents and brother".
  97. The man:
  98. > "You are very sexy today"
  99.  
  100.  
  101. Rui Cruz: "Thanks, I really like men"
  102. The man: "I'm Johnny, I live here too"
  103. Johnny: "Wow, you're really cute"
  104. Rui Cruz: "You're too kind"
  105. Johnny: "Let's go out sometime"
  106. > accept offer
  107.  
  108. You agree to go out with them. They both start kissing you and you feel their
  109. tongue inside your mouth.
  110. They take off your clothes and put you on the bed. Then they begin to suck your
  111. ****.
  112. You *** hard after having *** with them
  113. > "well that was nice"
  114.  
  115.  
  116. Johnny: "We should do this more often"
  117. Rui Cruz: "Yeah, I agree"
  118. Johnny: "Well let's do it again soon"
  119. You: "Sounds good"
  120. The next time you meet them is Sunday night
  121. > feel aroused
  122.  
  123. You feel horny and excited all over and you decide to go home.
  124. You walk home and get in your car. When you arrive at your house, you park your
  125. car and open the door. You hear a loud noise coming from upstairs
  126. > "I smell romance happening"
  127.  
  128. You run downstairs and find yourself face to face with two naked guys. One has
  129. a big **** and one has a small ****
  130. >
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