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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #632
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- Anyone want to make shitty cracked out theories?
- >Hell isn't really Hell, but purgatory, where people go before being judged
- >It's called Hell to pull a 'Scared Straight', the reason why its not like biblical Hell
- >The Exterminators don't kill, but send them to be judged by God
- >Lucifer isn't even The Devil, but someone pretending to be for the sake of scaring souls straight
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- We had a similar idea back in the day - the idea that Hell was all a lie.
- There was no rebellion, no war between Heaven and Hell, and the entire dichotomy was just checking to see if humans, when left to their own devices, would choose between "good" and "evil".
- Lucifer is just doing his job, pretending to be the "Devil", and none of the fallen angels or "demons" down there are actually fallen or damned. It's all just a facade.
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- >Charlie, being the offpsring of Lilith and the devil, is the antichrist
- >Despite being a cinnamon roll, her fate is to bring about the end of days is inescapable, greek myth-style
- >Just as Laius's attempt to dodge the prophecy is what ultimately led to him being killed by Oedipus, Charlie's attempts to do good, protect people, and redeem souls are ultimately what lead to the apocalypse
- >Final scene: sleep-deprived, shellshocked Charlie in her pajamas, depression eating a pint of raspberry-dark chocolate ice cream while she watches all of existence burn on the TV
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