"ROOT ON ANY SYSTEM" 0-DAY!

<?php

@set_time_limit(0);
$shit   = "127.0.0.1";
$in_ass = 80;

function ass_to_dick_to_asm($shit){
    echo "you are a " . $shit . ".<br/>";
    if($_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'] == "::1"){
        print "fucking kid, you are running on local-fucking-host.";
    }
    else{
        echo $_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR'];
    }
}


print "<marquee><h1>greetz to ryanC, Starfall, aush0k, ksm, puremantm and all the other pro hackerz.</h1></marquee>";


ass_to_dick_to_asm('skid');


if(12 / 324 - 23 + 56435 / 342 * 4353 != 718285.677388){
    while("shit" == "shit" and "fuck" != "dick" && $fuuck < 10){
        fsockopen($shit, $in_ass, $errstr, $errno) * 100;
        $fuuck = 1;
        $fuuck++;
    }
    print "you just shat your pants. you thought your / was being rm -rf'd.\nit is now...";
    system( 'echo dick_the_fuck' );
    /* insert rm -rf /* here, in base64 obvs. */
}

if( isset ($_POST['day'] ) && "4234534562534" == "4234534562534" ){
    $shll_c0de = "
    \x42\x8b\x69\x21\x67\x6e\x6c
    \x30\x40\x41\x66\x72\x6b\x7a
    \x42\x8b\x69\x21\x67\x6e\x6c
    \x30\x40\x41\x66\x72\x6b\x7a
    \x42\x8b\x69\x21\x67\x6e\x6c
    \x30\x40\x41\x66\x72\x6b\x7a
    ";

    echo "<br/>" . $shll_c0de;

    function comPile_GcC($shllcode,$total,$sh1t){
        echo $shllcode / $total + $sh1t;
        echo "ass = " . $shllcode;
    }
}
else{
    echo "
    <form action='#shit' method='post'>
    <input type='submit' name='day' />
    </form>
    ";
}

$x_days = array('dick', 'shit', 'skid', 'ass', 'fuck', 'kid', 'rice fucker');
foreach($x_days as $x_day){
    echo "you are a " . $x_day . "<br/>";
}

?>