Lazypurple Gravestone Messages!

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* didn't watch out for the mortars, slab
Next time, stay out of the target circles
You know I had to do it to *
* got beaned and didn't tag any friends
* dieded to death by dying dead
* is ded. Not big soup rice. |Actually, we didn't have big soup rices. |Just small ones. We ran out.
Lazy Wuz Here |Actually he's buried under here
no mod you don't understand we're dueling
R.I.P. * |Swore on a christian server
The wild * fainted! |You gained 150 EXP!
* is going to the heavenly itemtest up in the sky
* is going to the Pyro-filled cp_dustbowl in Hell
* was removed, too confusing for new players
R.I.P. * |Pecked to death by Medibirbs
POOTIS GRAVESTONE HERE
Dear *: |Don't hit people when mirrored, You'll die
"wtf why cant i kill you"|          - *
I can't believe * is fucking dead
"Oh no!"|         -* and Knuckles
Here lies * |Got noticed by senpai
* died from chat spam
"Oops"|          - *
"What rhymes with server bash?"|          - *
* died because ActiveYellow was messing | around with the plugins again
If you're confused, dont worry... |The servers are always like this
* expired waiting for LazyPurple to return
"I swear I had !mirrorme on"|          - *
RIP * |Charlie hugged them to death
"wtf all i was doing was pyrosharking"
Bring back Trainsawlaser!1!!
senpai whai i lurb yu
If you piss on my gravestone I'm gonna be so mad
"Wtf's a friendly server are you all stupid" |          - */trade.tf
COFFEE CHEETOS CHICKEEEN
* got a SHEER HEART ATTACKO |from a motherfucking Jojo reference
"Maybe I'll be cool |If I play my favorite meme |over 2 other micspammers"
Here lies *, |Tried micspamming with a phone
Beloved *| got lost in bigcity and starved
"dude why are you a pineapple"
"Can I go to the skybox now???"|          - *
* stood in front of a Moderator| while they were using Admin commands
* tried to be small without donator |and crushed all of their internal organs
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* put squiggly lines after every sentence |How dare they~~
Your free trial for Demoman has expired. |Donate at lazypurple.net to buy Fullman.
notices corpse |OWO
The perfect plugin doesn't exi-
"I thought we were still doing that event..."|          - *
Every year |3500 *s die for you to read this message...
* wanted to know if anyone wanted to RP
Here lies * |All moi loif |he move sharp like mi knoif
*'s stolen goods are now forfeit
Here lies * |Waited for Strider to activate their donator rank
* left the game (Client 27 overflow)
* was streaking doo doo, loud sounds |(distant OUUUGH)
"Let me suicide 25 more times |till I get the message I want"
"Let me change my items"
"Brb changing class"
* was slain...
Death is better than living on |2foooooooooooooooooort
* is the die |Sad trombone...
"mod hey pls notice me |ill stuff myself on your screen |mod pls"
* jumped with the flying pan on plr_Highertower
* requested for 20 more long boi maps
RIP * |Died to a fahking wee beastie
STOP FREEKILLING UGH MOM
R.I.P * |Never learnt how to lobster dance| as tuxedo terrorist
Hey, V-Sauce! Dead guy here.
Hey * |Where are your fingers?
RIP * |Kept calling Moderators "Admins"
"u piece of shit i was typing"
* is in a pickle
We know you were trying to use the holiday punch... |it doesn't work from the front
Here lies * |Not dead, just AFK
* rawred in front of their loved ones
Here lies * |Interrupted Cooking with Heavy... |Was cooked by Heavy
"When am I unmuted?"
Top 10 saddest anime deaths
* didn't join the public Discord
* pinged all the Mods 8 times on #help
* died from divine intervention |for using the three face |:3c
ent_create gravestone
* got gifted to death by Waffle
* got ran over by a horde of WOOOOWEE-ing Beep Men
Extreemly fest * dying at very hihg sped
* tried to get into the VIP room of dm_museum
* got bombed by the blimp
* is now LOUD| | |...and ugly
* touched Varsk's beard and made him ANGERY
* waited till day 3 on trade_clocktown
* forgot the password to Server 2
* kept spamming rtv immediately after a map change
* got flattened by a team of spycrabs
* only nominates for turbine_upsidedown
RIP * |Never votes for the Mexi vote
* got asploded by Lamiiku's bl0loll0lol
"mom why can't i airblast people off a cliff this server sucks"
I couldn't think of anything for this gravestone, |so here's a happy face. |     c:
"What are you gonna do? Smite me?"|          - *
"Was that god damn lightning? Jesus! I mean Zeus!"
"mod don't worry |i killed 27 unique victims |for eyelander heads"
Here lies *... |they asked for koth_wubwubwub
*'s Last Words: |"Mod pls resize me"
Here lies * |They had 4 previous bans
* got jumpscared |by that cat overlay |...god dammit
* thought that was the last Secret Saxton
* is not actually a kevin
* got stomped |by the almighty pyro boot
Oh my god! They killed *! |You bastards!
They're eating *! |And then they're going to eat me!
*'s Minecraft realm expired
Goodbye *...|Never did manage to fly as demonstration man
"why am i still banned its been 3 years"
This gravestone comes with a complimentary "DED"
* needed a Medic Bag
"I need healing."|          -*
hurhur some gravestones look like a peen hurdur
"What to HECK!? :("|          -*
* gone to heaven to be judged by Varsk
"This is the only time people will read what I type :("
* requested Mexi to draw hentai
* forgot to tie their shoes
* was given sleeping powder and was gone with the self of the day
"oh u cheeky little shet"
If this message pops up, this is *... SEND HELP |They're going to eat me
Let's talk about that iFunny watermark
Sometimes... * thinks of cheese...
* broke one of the 15326 rules of Lazyland and was sent to prison
* found a net and slipped on it
*wink.mp3
The blue shell eventually caught up with *
* rolled a 1 on the D20
* is ded. Nutmeg Soup Rice.
* slipped and hit their kill bind
Oh no! You overdosed on coffee!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"G-gomenasai~~"|          -*-san
Next time, don't... say... s-swears
* only had one shot.
This is probably against 60 health legislations
* is pragenent?
* used the Luigi Board???
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* used the booby fempyro mod
* can't handle Shulk's swimsuit palette swap
:) Hi! I'm a gravestone!
Haha got you to look nerd
Why do I write these lines I don't get paid for this job
"Welp, back to /r/tf2/"|          -* LFT
* removed kebab at 120p
Next time don't delete system32, *
*'s gravestone suggestion got denied
RIP in pasta, * |Like, he seriously drowned in pasta
* got Super Smashed, Bro
* got kicked out of heaven and is currently respawning. Sorry, *.
Not even the Devil wanted * in hell
No, suiciding won't disable automirror| Wait like a good player
Here lies * |Questioned why koth_space_pizza was taken off the map list
In memory of * |Tried backstabbing a Moderator
* actually bought WinRAR
Go go gadget gravestone
* was hit in the head by a brown brick
NORMIES GET OFF MY GRAVESTONE | REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
guys i glitched under the map, im just under this gravestone
"The more stickies the higher you fly right?"|             -*
Who's child is under here?
* didn't like waffles. Or pancakes. Or French toast.
* went to the OTOTOTOTEL and had a nice | NANANANANAP
* left to beta test new plugins on server 2
Hitting This Block For 400 Years Crashes *
Meet The Amazing *
Fus Ro Die