Thread 46: Stories 46-53

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NCOMAKE!
>Applejack
"SA"
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>WHAT THE FUCK!? WHY DO AH' GET ALL BRAIN BLASTED!?

"She likes me better, I guess?"

>Ah' swear, onne'a these days, Shinin' Armor! POW! Right ta' the-

"Do NOT say moon."

>...

"...I swear to Faust herself, AJ, to NOT say moon. I WILL FUCK YOU UP IF YOU DO THAT FUCKING JOKE AGAIN!"

>...

"..."

>...

*POW!*

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"Well, I'll be damned. The moon is made of cheese..."
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>Winona
"Flash"
'Fizzle'

>...I feel like I should've been around more

"What'd that dog say?-TRANSLATING: WOOF WOOF BAR- No, shut up CPU, not needed"

'Well the bitch has got a point'

"...You can understand ..her?"

'Why not?'

"And you called her a bitch?"

>He knows his canines, weird half metal pony
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>Jetset
“???”
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>…What’s your name?

“Iiiiiii… dunno! I don’t have one yet, babe!”

>And that… that doesn’t bother you?

“Not really, I’m used to it. I’ll probably just stay on as the phonemare or something….”

>That’s it.

“Huh?”

>Phonemare. You’ll be the phonemare from now on.

“…”

>What? Why is your bottom lip quivering and why’re your eyes getting w-

“I LOVE YOU! HUG ME!”

>GAH!
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>AJ
"Celestia"

>I'm buried in paperwork, muh dragon won't talk to me, the changlings ah like are mad at me, an the one time, the one solitary gol durn time bitch bug actually does something queeny ah lose mah temper.

>Ah need a real vacation.

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"Excuse me, Applejack? You weren't in your office so I thought I'd check your quar..."

"Oh no you didn't! That's MY gimmick!"
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>Spike
"DT"
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>What are you making anyway?

"..."

>Is... it is going to be bad?

"..."

>I mean, not THAT bad, right?

"..."

>...Uh boy.
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>Pinkie
"SA"
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>Let me go back to sleeping with you.

"...I beg your pardon?"

>You. Me. More sleeping together. You put your Shining Armor in my Pinkie Pie.

"That euphemism works too well..."

>I have gotten NO screentime here recently, and I want to go back to you boning me to be relevant again!

"You know, we don't have to-"

>LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT OTHERWISE!? Who's going to sleep with you, huh!?

"Uh, actually..."

>What?

" *points up* "

>....SON OF A-
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>42
"18"
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>...

"Uh-"

>This is some bullshit.

"Little harsh-"

>NO! COME ON! I was around before you, and I'm not saying I want to get with Shiny because ITOTALLYDONOTWANTTHATNOSIRIAMNOTATTRACTEDTOHIM, but come on! You get a mini arc all about you, and I get called a monster and left to wallow in my own MISERY.

"Well, I mean... we did kiss."

>So?

"...Was kind of neat."

>Why?

"...Nevermind."

>THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT! 42 DESERVES LOVE TOO!

"Sorry?"

>HRPMH!

"...Want hugs?"

>...

"Two hugs?"

>...

"...Shiny hugs?"

>HNK... nooo....

"...Shiny and Caddy hugs?"

>NNNGG... noooooo....

"...Shiny, Caddy and me hugs?"

>....

"..."

>...

"....."

>....

"...."

>....

"...."

>...yes.
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>18
"Chrysalis"
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"I do not know if I should hoofbump you or hate you."

>Ehhhh-

"You know what? Harem floodgates are potentially open now, I'm calling this a win."

>Kind of specific circumstances-

"..."

>...Oh dear.

"I WILL FUCK HIM AGAIN."
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Non-canon preview

>Pinkie
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CoWplXbeUw

>18 got a heavy spotlight this time and we got a deeper look at Chrysalis as she tries to get the things her hive wants. Spike visits DT to check on her. Vekir gets another run in with AJ88. Arana drops some gifts to try and help Blueblood out. AJ2 makes a brief appearance. Pennydrop profits from a Chitania movie. I'm going to get a big role next thread. Find out what happens next in thread 47:It's Not Happening...and of course, rushed fan service!