01:47:33 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Yohoho
(07/17/2010 02:53:06 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: whats up
(03:22:37 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: If I wanted to pitch scripts to a small Christian video production company, what do you think would be the best way to go about that?
(07/17/2010 02:54:09 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: vision statement
(07/17/2010 02:54:16 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: not a script, not a product
(07/17/2010 02:54:23 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: seriously... bullshit
(07/17/2010 02:54:28 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: a mission statement
(03:23:15 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Ok
(03:23:24 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Bullshit is the biggest factor in thsi plan actually
(03:23:39 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Should I at least provide an outline for the episodes I envision?
(07/17/2010 02:55:00 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: Pick a 'hot issue'
(03:23:43 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Only 5
(07/17/2010 02:55:07 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: sure, if you want
(03:23:53 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Actually it's for an already existing franchise
(07/17/2010 02:55:45 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: alright
(07/17/2010 02:55:50 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: well i dunno then
(03:24:46 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: I envision a 5 part serial
(07/17/2010 02:56:07 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: get a letter of recomendation from a pastor
(07/17/2010 02:56:11 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: yeah
(03:25:06 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Ok, so I need to do somethign to get that
(03:25:22 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: I was thinking of trying to oplay in chruches by performing christian parodies of popular songs
(07/17/2010 02:56:51 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: oh my
(07/17/2010 02:57:08 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: that could be a kareoke service
(07/17/2010 02:57:09 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: lol
(07/17/2010 02:57:17 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: anyway, that shouldn't be hard
(03:26:15 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: I'm curious if I play ti straight how much I cna get away with. A fair ammount as long as I keep it over the top under the surface
(03:26:46 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Maybe of Devo songs
(03:27:01 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Like Be Stiff
(07/17/2010 02:58:19 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: that's a bit much
(03:27:08 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Aww
(03:27:11 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Oh well
(07/17/2010 02:58:33 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: you can always try
(03:27:19 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: I reckon i could slip one like that in near the end of the act
(07/17/2010 02:58:49 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: tru
(03:27:38 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: I doubt a bunch of youth group protestants will recognize a devo b-side
(07/17/2010 02:59:40 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: So heres how ya do it
(03:28:32 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: I could run a karaoke setup off a netbook with ubuntu
(07/17/2010 02:59:53 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: you do a series of videos for training youth groups to sing those songs
(07/17/2010 02:59:57 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: you set up a 'tour'
(07/17/2010 03:00:23 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: choirs and youth groups across the US use those distributed, and expensive, materials to practice the covers
(07/17/2010 03:00:29 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: mp3's for your ipod
(03:29:18 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: oh my god
(07/17/2010 03:00:36 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: then you go through and run the events
(07/17/2010 03:00:53 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: by doing so you get an almost incalcuable amount of access
(07/17/2010 03:01:00 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: could even do binural beats....
(07/17/2010 03:01:03 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: ahem
(03:29:56 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: digital drugs!
(07/17/2010 03:01:12 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: anyway, thkat's one option
(07/17/2010 03:01:20 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: heathans
(07/17/2010 03:01:22 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: they'd love it
(07/17/2010 03:01:28 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: be interesting to publish your results
(07/17/2010 03:01:34 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: ANYWAY
(07/17/2010 03:01:46 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: writing skits and plays is HUGE
(07/17/2010 03:01:51 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: youth groups and the like
(07/17/2010 03:01:58 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: especially ktisy
(07/17/2010 03:02:03 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: hmmm
(07/17/2010 03:02:13 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: covers are an easy plant into a 'musical'
(07/17/2010 03:02:18 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: at least, the modern use of the word
(03:31:12 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: jukebox musicals
(07/17/2010 03:02:32 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: a cover of be stiff fits into a david and goliath skit
(07/17/2010 03:02:40 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: as an example
(07/17/2010 03:02:51 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: church put ons have high budgets
(07/17/2010 03:03:06 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: generally they kinda spin in their wheels
(07/17/2010 03:03:15 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: an old music teacher writes the xmas play every year
(03:32:00 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: And you don't have to worry about pay ro copyright with a parody
(07/17/2010 03:03:32 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: nobody turns in the preachers for that
(07/17/2010 03:03:49 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: church bingo isn't enforced as gambling
(07/17/2010 03:03:51 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: yeah?
(07/17/2010 03:03:52 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: yeah
(03:32:37 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: true
(07/17/2010 03:04:19 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: there are hundreds of small groups looking for content to preform
(07/17/2010 03:04:32 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: facebook integration is huge
(07/17/2010 03:04:46 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: getting congregation after congregation to sing along, record it all always
(07/17/2010 03:04:55 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: release it later... all recorded media overlain
(07/17/2010 03:04:59 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: someone might weep
(07/17/2010 03:05:06 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: that'd be your album cover
(07/17/2010 03:05:10 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: sigh
(03:34:17 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: it's not a sigh, it's the breath of the spirit
(07/17/2010 03:05:51 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: yeah, how'd i know such a breath would be LEAVING my body
(07/17/2010 03:05:57 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: tricky tricky
(07/17/2010 03:06:31 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: i dunno...
(07/17/2010 03:06:37 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: christian audience is valuable
(03:35:46 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: And nto very discerning as long as you avoid their hotbuttons and keywords
(07/17/2010 03:07:13 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: i wouldn't
(07/17/2010 03:07:27 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: a great big anti-obama singalong about going to civil war over abortion
(07/17/2010 03:07:33 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: maybe led zepplin
(07/17/2010 03:07:38 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: that shit will catch on
(03:36:50 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: my god
(03:37:04 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: I'm nto even going to call these devo parodies outright
(03:37:08 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Maybe somewhere in legal paperwork
(03:37:19 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: I'm just going to do a David and Goliath Duty Now musical
(07/17/2010 03:08:43 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: preformance art piece
(03:37:29 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Duty now for israel
(07/17/2010 03:08:48 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: mission statement
(07/17/2010 03:09:24 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: "In an attempt to further the influence of our lord god who are in heaven we are making songs.  Give me money and jesus will be more popular.  Thanks"
(07/17/2010 03:09:39 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: Appendix A: Some Charts
(03:38:23 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Not quite that upfront, but yeah
(03:38:32 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Maybe in 5 years you can do that word for word though
(07/17/2010 03:09:53 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: best example of this
(07/17/2010 03:10:03 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: cartman's in love with jesus song from south park
(07/17/2010 03:13:04 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: i swear
(07/17/2010 03:13:14 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: you mention 'facebook integration' with a christian group
(07/17/2010 03:13:18 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: i SWEAR
(07/17/2010 03:13:24 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: they will just give you money
(07/17/2010 03:13:26 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: no idea why
(07/17/2010 03:13:28 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: just do it
(03:42:24 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Note made
(07/17/2010 03:14:01 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: this app will let your kids track how many converts they made, how many approaches
(07/17/2010 03:14:15 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: and even auto post the recordings of attempts!
(07/17/2010 03:14:25 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: it makes spreading the word a fun game for the entire group!
(03:43:21 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Journey Homeward Heavenbound Ministries
(03:43:25 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Ok
(07/17/2010 03:14:50 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: send your little monsters out to follow up with
(07/17/2010 03:15:02 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: you get a hustle goin' that a lawyer nods on, i'll go full time
(07/17/2010 03:15:07 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: 40 a week on the phone
(07/17/2010 03:15:54 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: "Hi, this is Peter with Journey Homeward Heavenbound Ministries!  We have an exciting opportunity to spread the gospel with your followers coming up and we'd like to schedule a time to come by and chat with you."
(03:44:38 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: I njust finally realized i have no credibility to worry about losing and I don't care anymore, and if I have to start a Christian media company i'll do it
(07/17/2010 03:15:58 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: uh huh
(07/17/2010 03:18:11 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: easy sale
(07/17/2010 03:18:18 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: tax writeoffs
(07/17/2010 03:18:23 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: jesus christ
(07/17/2010 03:18:33 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: always wanted to do a festival for godlies
(07/17/2010 03:19:18 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: encourage kids to submit ministry videos
(07/17/2010 03:19:24 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: like that all christian youtube
(07/17/2010 03:19:52 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: they'd prolly send in cliips of em beating themselves sometimes
(07/17/2010 03:19:58 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: crying 'im sorry' over and over
(07/17/2010 03:20:08 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: put that shit on a poster and go with it!
(07/17/2010 03:20:16 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: it's user generated content, baby
(07/17/2010 03:20:26 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: cant do wrong wearin a cross
(07/17/2010 03:21:01 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: as for preforming... you can
(07/17/2010 03:21:10 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: or you can tap the built in preformance troupe in each church
(04:08:59 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: First song done
(04:09:10 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: This is too easy
(07/17/2010 03:40:18 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: First song done
(07/17/2010 03:40:26 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: This is too easy