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  1. 01:47:33 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Yohoho
  2. (07/17/2010 02:53:06 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: whats up
  3. (03:22:37 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: If I wanted to pitch scripts to a small Christian video production company, what do you think would be the best way to go about that?
  4. (07/17/2010 02:54:09 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: vision statement
  5. (07/17/2010 02:54:16 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: not a script, not a product
  6. (07/17/2010 02:54:23 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: seriously... bullshit
  7. (07/17/2010 02:54:28 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: a mission statement
  8. (03:23:15 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Ok
  9. (03:23:24 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Bullshit is the biggest factor in thsi plan actually
  10. (03:23:39 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Should I at least provide an outline for the episodes I envision?
  11. (07/17/2010 02:55:00 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: Pick a 'hot issue'
  12. (03:23:43 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Only 5
  13. (07/17/2010 02:55:07 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: sure, if you want
  14. (03:23:53 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Actually it's for an already existing franchise
  15. (07/17/2010 02:55:45 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: alright
  16. (07/17/2010 02:55:50 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: well i dunno then
  17. (03:24:46 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: I envision a 5 part serial
  18. (07/17/2010 02:56:07 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: get a letter of recomendation from a pastor
  19. (07/17/2010 02:56:11 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: yeah
  20. (03:25:06 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Ok, so I need to do somethign to get that
  21. (03:25:22 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: I was thinking of trying to oplay in chruches by performing christian parodies of popular songs
  22. (07/17/2010 02:56:51 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: oh my
  23. (07/17/2010 02:57:08 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: that could be a kareoke service
  24. (07/17/2010 02:57:09 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: lol
  25. (07/17/2010 02:57:17 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: anyway, that shouldn't be hard
  26. (03:26:15 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: I'm curious if I play ti straight how much I cna get away with. A fair ammount as long as I keep it over the top under the surface
  27. (03:26:46 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Maybe of Devo songs
  28. (03:27:01 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Like Be Stiff
  29. (07/17/2010 02:58:19 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: that's a bit much
  30. (03:27:08 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Aww
  31. (03:27:11 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Oh well
  32. (07/17/2010 02:58:33 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: you can always try
  33. (03:27:19 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: I reckon i could slip one like that in near the end of the act
  34. (07/17/2010 02:58:49 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: tru
  35. (03:27:38 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: I doubt a bunch of youth group protestants will recognize a devo b-side
  36. (07/17/2010 02:59:40 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: So heres how ya do it
  37. (03:28:32 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: I could run a karaoke setup off a netbook with ubuntu
  38. (07/17/2010 02:59:53 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: you do a series of videos for training youth groups to sing those songs
  39. (07/17/2010 02:59:57 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: you set up a 'tour'
  40. (07/17/2010 03:00:23 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: choirs and youth groups across the US use those distributed, and expensive, materials to practice the covers
  41. (07/17/2010 03:00:29 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: mp3's for your ipod
  42. (03:29:18 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: oh my god
  43. (07/17/2010 03:00:36 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: then you go through and run the events
  44. (07/17/2010 03:00:53 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: by doing so you get an almost incalcuable amount of access
  45. (07/17/2010 03:01:00 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: could even do binural beats....
  46. (07/17/2010 03:01:03 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: ahem
  47. (03:29:56 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: digital drugs!
  48. (07/17/2010 03:01:12 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: anyway, thkat's one option
  49. (07/17/2010 03:01:20 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: heathans
  50. (07/17/2010 03:01:22 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: they'd love it
  51. (07/17/2010 03:01:28 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: be interesting to publish your results
  52. (07/17/2010 03:01:34 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: ANYWAY
  53. (07/17/2010 03:01:46 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: writing skits and plays is HUGE
  54. (07/17/2010 03:01:51 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: youth groups and the like
  55. (07/17/2010 03:01:58 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: especially ktisy
  56. (07/17/2010 03:02:03 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: hmmm
  57. (07/17/2010 03:02:13 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: covers are an easy plant into a 'musical'
  58. (07/17/2010 03:02:18 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: at least, the modern use of the word
  59. (03:31:12 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: jukebox musicals
  60. (07/17/2010 03:02:32 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: a cover of be stiff fits into a david and goliath skit
  61. (07/17/2010 03:02:40 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: as an example
  62. (07/17/2010 03:02:51 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: church put ons have high budgets
  63. (07/17/2010 03:03:06 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: generally they kinda spin in their wheels
  64. (07/17/2010 03:03:15 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: an old music teacher writes the xmas play every year
  65. (03:32:00 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: And you don't have to worry about pay ro copyright with a parody
  66. (07/17/2010 03:03:32 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: nobody turns in the preachers for that
  67. (07/17/2010 03:03:49 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: church bingo isn't enforced as gambling
  68. (07/17/2010 03:03:51 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: yeah?
  69. (07/17/2010 03:03:52 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: yeah
  70. (03:32:37 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: true
  71. (07/17/2010 03:04:19 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: there are hundreds of small groups looking for content to preform
  72. (07/17/2010 03:04:32 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: facebook integration is huge
  73. (07/17/2010 03:04:46 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: getting congregation after congregation to sing along, record it all always
  74. (07/17/2010 03:04:55 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: release it later... all recorded media overlain
  75. (07/17/2010 03:04:59 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: someone might weep
  76. (07/17/2010 03:05:06 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: that'd be your album cover
  77. (07/17/2010 03:05:10 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: sigh
  78. (03:34:17 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: it's not a sigh, it's the breath of the spirit
  79. (07/17/2010 03:05:51 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: yeah, how'd i know such a breath would be LEAVING my body
  80. (07/17/2010 03:05:57 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: tricky tricky
  81. (07/17/2010 03:06:31 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: i dunno...
  82. (07/17/2010 03:06:37 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: christian audience is valuable
  83. (03:35:46 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: And nto very discerning as long as you avoid their hotbuttons and keywords
  84. (07/17/2010 03:07:13 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: i wouldn't
  85. (07/17/2010 03:07:27 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: a great big anti-obama singalong about going to civil war over abortion
  86. (07/17/2010 03:07:33 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: maybe led zepplin
  87. (07/17/2010 03:07:38 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: that shit will catch on
  88. (03:36:50 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: my god
  89. (03:37:04 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: I'm nto even going to call these devo parodies outright
  90. (03:37:08 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Maybe somewhere in legal paperwork
  91. (03:37:19 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: I'm just going to do a David and Goliath Duty Now musical
  92. (07/17/2010 03:08:43 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: preformance art piece
  93. (03:37:29 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Duty now for israel
  94. (07/17/2010 03:08:48 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: mission statement
  95. (07/17/2010 03:09:24 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: "In an attempt to further the influence of our lord god who are in heaven we are making songs.  Give me money and jesus will be more popular.  Thanks"
  96. (07/17/2010 03:09:39 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: Appendix A: Some Charts
  97. (03:38:23 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Not quite that upfront, but yeah
  98. (03:38:32 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Maybe in 5 years you can do that word for word though
  99. (07/17/2010 03:09:53 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: best example of this
  100. (07/17/2010 03:10:03 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: cartman's in love with jesus song from south park
  101. (07/17/2010 03:13:04 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: i swear
  102. (07/17/2010 03:13:14 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: you mention 'facebook integration' with a christian group
  103. (07/17/2010 03:13:18 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: i SWEAR
  104. (07/17/2010 03:13:24 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: they will just give you money
  105. (07/17/2010 03:13:26 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: no idea why
  106. (07/17/2010 03:13:28 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: just do it
  107. (03:42:24 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Note made
  108. (07/17/2010 03:14:01 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: this app will let your kids track how many converts they made, how many approaches
  109. (07/17/2010 03:14:15 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: and even auto post the recordings of attempts!
  110. (07/17/2010 03:14:25 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: it makes spreading the word a fun game for the entire group!
  111. (03:43:21 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Journey Homeward Heavenbound Ministries
  112. (03:43:25 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: Ok
  113. (07/17/2010 03:14:50 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: send your little monsters out to follow up with
  114. (07/17/2010 03:15:02 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: you get a hustle goin' that a lawyer nods on, i'll go full time
  115. (07/17/2010 03:15:07 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: 40 a week on the phone
  116. (07/17/2010 03:15:54 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: "Hi, this is Peter with Journey Homeward Heavenbound Ministries!  We have an exciting opportunity to spread the gospel with your followers coming up and we'd like to schedule a time to come by and chat with you."
  117. (03:44:38 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: I njust finally realized i have no credibility to worry about losing and I don't care anymore, and if I have to start a Christian media company i'll do it
  118. (07/17/2010 03:15:58 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: uh huh
  119. (07/17/2010 03:18:11 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: easy sale
  120. (07/17/2010 03:18:18 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: tax writeoffs
  121. (07/17/2010 03:18:23 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: jesus christ
  122. (07/17/2010 03:18:33 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: always wanted to do a festival for godlies
  123. (07/17/2010 03:19:18 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: encourage kids to submit ministry videos
  124. (07/17/2010 03:19:24 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: like that all christian youtube
  125. (07/17/2010 03:19:52 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: they'd prolly send in cliips of em beating themselves sometimes
  126. (07/17/2010 03:19:58 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: crying 'im sorry' over and over
  127. (07/17/2010 03:20:08 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: put that shit on a poster and go with it!
  128. (07/17/2010 03:20:16 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: it's user generated content, baby
  129. (07/17/2010 03:20:26 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: cant do wrong wearin a cross
  130. (07/17/2010 03:21:01 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: as for preforming... you can
  131. (07/17/2010 03:21:10 AM) Ryan Jason Martin: or you can tap the built in preformance troupe in each church
  132. (04:08:59 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: First song done
  133. (04:09:10 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: This is too easy
  134. (07/17/2010 03:40:18 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: First song done
  135. (07/17/2010 03:40:26 AM) senorsquiid@gmail.com: This is too easy
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