Stan the Legend (Tornadus-Therian) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 4 HP / 76 Atk / 176 SpA / 252 Spe
Hasty Nature
- Air Slash
- Heat Wave
- Knock Off
- U-turn

Danny Sexbang (Thundurus) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Thunder Wave
- Thunderbolt
- Hidden Power [Ice]
- Taunt

Calrissian (Landorus) @ Life Orb
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Earth Power
- Calm Mind
- Sludge Wave
- Psychic

Derp or AlohaBitch (Dragonite) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Multiscale
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Outrage
- Extreme Speed
- Earthquake

Ace Faggot (Skarmory) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 248 HP / 236 Def / 24 Spe
Bold Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Roost
- Whirlwind
- Defog

White Malone (Gyarados-Mega) (F) @ Gyaradosite
Ability: Intimidate
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Dragon Dance
- Waterfall
- Crunch
- Substitute