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- 1
- 00:00:09,343 --> 00:00:11,678
- Been a while since I was up here
- in front of you.
- 2
- 00:00:11,762 --> 00:00:14,847
- Maybe I'll do us all a favour
- and just stick to the cards.
- 3
- 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:20,603
- There's been speculation that I was
- involved in the events that occurred
- 4
- 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:22,105
- on the freeway and the rooftop...
- 5
- 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:25,233
- Sorry, Mr Stark, do you
- honestly expect us to believe that
- 6
- 00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:28,903
- that was a bodyguard
- in a suit that conveniently appeared,
- 7
- 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:31,698
- despite the fact
- that you sorely despise bodyguards?
- 8
- 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:32,907
- Yes.
- 9
- 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:37,662
- And this mysterious bodyguard
- was somehow equipped
- 10
- 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:41,165
- with an undisclosed
- Stark high-tech powered battle...
- 11
- 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:43,209
- I know that it's confusing.
- 12
- 00:00:43,293 --> 00:00:46,838
- It is one thing to question the official
- story, and another thing entirely
- 13
- 00:00:46,922 --> 00:00:50,133
- to make wild accusations,
- or insinuate that I'm a superhero.
- 14
- 00:00:53,137 --> 00:00:56,431
- I mean, let's face it,
- I'm not the heroic type.
- 15
- 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:58,725
- A laundry list of character defects,
- 16
- 00:00:58,809 --> 00:01:01,644
- all the mistakes I've made,
- largely public.
- 17
- 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:03,354
- The truth is
- 18
- 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:10,278
- I am Iron Man.
- 19
- 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:22,248
- Ivan.
- 20
- 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:29,977
- Vanya.
- 21
- 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:08,224
- 270 at 30 knots.
- Holding steady at 15,000 feet.
- 22
- 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:11,089
- You are clear for exfiltration
- over the drop zone.
- 23
- 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:10,137
- Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony!
- 24
- 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,556
- It's good to be back.
- 25
- 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,227
- - You missed me?
- - Blow something up!
- 26
- 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:20,481
- I missed you, too.
- Blow something up? I already did that.
- 27
- 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:23,817
- I'm not saying that the world is enjoying
- 28
- 00:07:23,902 --> 00:07:28,072
- its longest period of uninterrupted peace
- in years because of me.
- 29
- 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:36,789
- I'm not saying
- that from the ashes of captivity,
- 30
- 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:41,919
- never has a greater phoenix metaphor
- been personified in human history.
- 31
- 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:50,928
- I'm not saying that Uncle Sam
- can kick back on a lawn chair,
- 32
- 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:52,638
- sipping on an iced tea
- 33
- 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:55,766
- because I haven't come across anyone
- who's man enough
- 34
- 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:58,727
- to go toe-to-toe with me on my best day.
- 35
- 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:04,358
- I love you, Tony!
- 36
- 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,569
- Please, it's not about me.
- 37
- 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:09,738
- It's not about you.
- 38
- 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:14,994
- It's not even about us. It's about legacy.
- 39
- 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:18,831
- It's about what we choose
- to leave behind for future generations.
- 40
- 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:23,043
- And that's why for the next year
- and for the first time since 1974,
- 41
- 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:25,546
- the best and brightest men and women
- 42
- 00:08:25,630 --> 00:08:27,590
- of nations and corporations
- the world over
- 43
- 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:31,176
- will pool their resources,
- share their collective vision,
- 44
- 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:34,305
- to leave behind a brighter future.
- 45
- 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:36,140
- It's not about us.
- 46
- 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:40,185
- Therefore, what I'm saying,
- if I'm saying anything,
- 47
- 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,813
- is welcome back to the Stark Expo.
- 48
- 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:49,236
- And now,
- making a special guest appearance
- 49
- 00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:51,739
- from the great beyond
- to tell you what it's all about,
- 50
- 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:54,325
- please welcome my father, Howard.
- 51
- 00:08:56,661 --> 00:08:59,622
- Everything is achievable
- through technology.
- 52
- 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,999
- Better living, robust health,
- 53
- 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:07,046
- and for the first time in human history,
- the possibility of world peace.
- 54
- 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:09,048
- So, from all of us here
- at Stark lndustries,
- 55
- 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:13,927
- I would like to personally introduce you
- to the City of the Future.
- 56
- 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:17,765
- Technology holds infinite possibilities
- for mankind,
- 57
- 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:20,684
- and will one day rid
- society of all its ills.
- 58
- 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:24,355
- Soon, technology will affect the way
- you live your life every day.
- 59
- 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:26,023
- No more tedious work,
- 60
- 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:30,736
- leaving more time for leisure activities
- and enjoying the sweet life.
- 61
- 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:33,572
- The Stark Expo. Welcome.
- 62
- 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:41,664
- We are coming to you live
- from the kickoff of the Stark Expo,
- 63
- 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:44,625
- where Tony Stark
- has just walked offstage.
- 64
- 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,293
- Don't worry
- if you can't make it down here tonight
- 65
- 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:48,796
- because this Expo goes on
- all year long.
- 66
- 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,881
- And I'm gonna be here
- checking out all the attractions
- 67
- 00:09:50,965 --> 00:09:54,510
- and the pavilions and the inventions
- from all around the world.
- 68
- 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:55,458
- Make sure you join me...
- 69
- 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:57,054
- All right, it's a zoo
- out there, watch out.
- 70
- 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:59,973
- - Open up, let's go.
- - Hey! Nice to see you.
- 71
- 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:02,601
- - All right. Thank you. I remember you.
- - Tony, Tony...
- 72
- 00:10:02,686 --> 00:10:04,228
- Hey, hey...
- 73
- 00:10:04,312 --> 00:10:06,772
- - Call me.
- - Hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on, come on.
- 74
- 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:09,316
- Hello. It would be a pleasure.
- 75
- 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:10,901
- - Okay.
- - See you, buddy.
- 76
- 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:12,069
- This is Larry.
- 77
- 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,238
- Hey, the oracle of Oracle.
- What a pleasure.
- 78
- 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:15,823
- - Nice to see you.
- - Call me. Call me.
- 79
- 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:17,700
- - Larry King.
- - Larry!
- 80
- 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:20,536
- Yes, my people, my people.
- 81
- 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,162
- Come on, Tony. There we go.
- 82
- 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:24,123
- - Very mellow.
- - That wasn't so bad.
- 83
- 00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:25,499
- No, it was perfect.
- 84
- 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,084
- Look what we got here, the new model.
- 85
- 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:28,877
- - Hey, does she come with the car?
- - I certainly hope so.
- 86
- 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,045
- - Hi.
- - Hi.
- 87
- 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,296
- - And you are?
- - Marshal.
- 88
- 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,298
- - Irish. I like it.
- - Pleased to meet you, Tony.
- 89
- 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,551
- I'm on the wheel. Do you mind?
- Where you from?
- 90
- 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:36,885
- - Bedford.
- - What are you doing here?
- 91
- 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:39,722
- - Looking for you.
- - Yeah? You found me.
- 92
- 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:44,268
- - What are you up to later?
- - Serving subpoenas.
- 93
- 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:47,896
- He doesn't like to be handed things.
- 94
- 00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:49,565
- - Yeah, I have a peeve.
- - I got it.
- 95
- 00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:50,774
- You are hereby ordered
- 96
- 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:53,110
- to appear before
- the Senate Armed Services Committee
- 97
- 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:54,862
- tomorrow morning at 9:00 a.m.
- 98
- 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:56,530
- - Can I see a badge?
- - You wanna see the badge?
- 99
- 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,907
- He likes the badge.
- 100
- 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:01,076
- - You still like it?
- - Yep.
- 101
- 00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:06,582
- - How far are we from D.C.?
- - D.C.? 250 miles.
- 102
- 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:15,215
- Mr Stark, could we pick up now
- where we left off? Mr Stark. Please.
- 103
- 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,900
- - Yes, dear?
- - Can I have your attention?
- 104
- 00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:18,051
- Absolutely.
- 105
- 00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:21,096
- Do you or do you not possess
- a specialised weapon?
- 106
- 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:23,474
- - I do not. I do not.
- - You do not?
- 107
- 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,059
- Well, it depends
- on how you define the word "weapon."
- 108
- 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:28,812
- - The Iron Man weapon.
- - My device does not fit that description.
- 109
- 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,606
- Well... How would you describe it?
- 110
- 00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:33,734
- I would describe it by defining it
- as what it is, Senator.
- 111
- 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:37,613
- - As?
- - It's a high-tech prosthesis.
- 112
- 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:38,739
- That is... That is...
- 113
- 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:41,116
- That's actually the most apt description
- Ican make of it.
- 114
- 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,076
- It's a weapon. It's a weapon, Mr Stark.
- 115
- 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:46,281
- Please, if your priority was actually
- the well-being of the American citizen...
- 116
- 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:49,208
- My priority is to get the Iron Man
- weapon turned over to the people
- 117
- 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:52,669
- - of the United States of America.
- - Well, you can forget it.
- 118
- 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:57,007
- I am Iron Man. The suit and I are one.
- 119
- 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:59,551
- To turn over the Iron Man suit
- would be to turn over myself,
- 120
- 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:02,638
- which is tantamount
- to indentured servitude or prostitution,
- 121
- 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,389
- depending on what state you're in.
- 122
- 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:07,434
- - You can't have it.
- - Look, I'm no expert...
- 123
- 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:11,313
- ln prostitution? Of course not.
- You're a senator. Come on.
- 124
- 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:14,733
- I'm no expert in weapons.
- 125
- 00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:16,652
- We have somebody here
- who is an expert on weapons.
- 126
- 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:21,490
- I'd now like to call Justin Hammer,
- our current primary weapons contractor.
- 127
- 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:25,994
- Let the record reflect that I observed
- Mr Hammer entering the chamber,
- 128
- 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,412
- and I am wondering
- 129
- 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:31,291
- if and when any actual expert
- will also be in attendance.
- 130
- 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:39,508
- Absolutely. I'm no expert.
- I defer to you, Anthony.
- 131
- 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,593
- You're the wonder boy.
- 132
- 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,804
- Senator, if I may.
- 133
- 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:48,350
- I may well not be an expert,
- but you know who was the expert?
- 134
- 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:51,061
- Your dad. Howard Stark.
- 135
- 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:55,566
- Really a father to us all,
- and to the military-industrial age.
- 136
- 00:12:56,192 --> 00:13:00,696
- Let's just be clear.
- He was no flower child. He was a lion.
- 137
- 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:03,198
- We all know why we're here.
- In the last six months,
- 138
- 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:07,411
- Anthony Stark has created a sword
- with untold possibilities.
- 139
- 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:10,330
- And yet he insists it's a shield.
- 140
- 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:15,043
- He asks us to trust him
- as we cower behind it.
- 141
- 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:18,380
- I wish I were comforted, Anthony,
- I really do.
- 142
- 00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:21,592
- I'd love to leave my door unlocked
- when I leave the house,
- 143
- 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,135
- but this ain't Canada.
- 144
- 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:24,887
- You know, we live in a world
- of grave threats,
- 145
- 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:28,724
- threats that Mr Stark
- will not always be able to foresee.
- 146
- 00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:31,226
- Thank you.
- 147
- 00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:34,062
- God bless Iron Man. God bless America.
- 148
- 00:13:35,189 --> 00:13:37,274
- That is well said, Mr Hammer.
- 149
- 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,318
- The committee would now like to invite
- 150
- 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:42,529
- Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes
- to the chamber.
- 151
- 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:44,114
- Rhodey? What?
- 152
- 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:53,707
- Hey, buddy.
- I didn't expect to see you here.
- 153
- 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:56,418
- Look, it's me, I'm here.
- Deal with it. Let's move on.
- 154
- 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:57,586
- I just...
- 155
- 00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,152
- - Drop it.
- - All right, I'll drop it.
- 156
- 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:02,674
- I have before me a complete report
- on the Iron Man weapon,
- 157
- 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:05,427
- compiled by Colonel Rhodes.
- And, Colonel, for the record,
- 158
- 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:08,639
- can you please read page 57,
- paragraph four?
- 159
- 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:11,016
- You're requesting
- that I read specific selections
- 160
- 00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,392
- - from my report, Senator?
- - Yes, sir.
- 161
- 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,394
- It was my understanding
- that I was going to be testifying
- 162
- 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,647
- in a much more comprehensive
- and detailed manner.
- 163
- 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,357
- I understand.
- A lot of things have changed today.
- 164
- 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:19,733
- - So if you could just read...
- - You do understand
- 165
- 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:22,297
- that reading a single paragraph
- out of context does not reflect
- 166
- 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,614
- - the summary of my final...
- - Just read it, Colonel. I do. Thank you.
- 167
- 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,075
- Very well.
- 168
- 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:33,288
- "As he does not operate within
- any definable branch of government,"
- 169
- 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:39,378
- "Iron Man presents a potential threat
- to the security of both the nation"
- 170
- 00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:40,879
- "and to her interests."
- 171
- 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,839
- I did, however, go on to summarise
- 172
- 00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:45,634
- that the benefits of Iron Man
- far outweigh the liabilities.
- 173
- 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,886
- - And that it would be in our interest...
- - That's enough, Colonel.
- 174
- 00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:49,137
- - To fold Mr Stark...
- - That's enough.
- 175
- 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:50,764
- Into the existing
- chain of command, Senator.
- 176
- 00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:54,226
- I'm not a joiner, but I'll consider
- Secretary of Defense, if you ask nice.
- 177
- 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,979
- We can amend the hours a little bit.
- 178
- 00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,398
- I'd like to go on and show, if I may,
- 179
- 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,650
- the imagery
- that's connected to your report.
- 180
- 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:04,611
- I believe it is somewhat premature
- to reveal these images
- 181
- 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,488
- - to the general public at this time.
- - With all due respect,
- 182
- 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:07,781
- Colonel, I understand.
- 183
- 00:15:07,865 --> 00:15:11,952
- And if you could just narrate those
- for us, we'd be very grateful.
- 184
- 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,996
- Let's have the images.
- 185
- 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:18,667
- Intelligence suggests
- that the devices seen in these photos
- 186
- 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:21,628
- are, in fact, attempts
- at making manned copies
- 187
- 00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,171
- of Mr Stark's suit.
- 188
- 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:28,301
- This has been corroborated by our allies
- and local intelligence on the ground,
- 189
- 00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:33,515
- indicating that these suits are quite
- possibly, at this moment, operational.
- 190
- 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:37,602
- Hold on one second, buddy.
- Let me see something here.
- 191
- 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:41,189
- Boy, I'm good.
- I commandeered your screens.
- 192
- 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:44,693
- I need them.
- Time for a little transparency.
- 193
- 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,695
- - Now, let's see what's really going on.
- - What is he doing?
- 194
- 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:50,032
- If you will direct your attention
- to said screens...
- 195
- 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,700
- I believe that's North Korea.
- 196
- 00:15:59,917 --> 00:16:02,794
- Can you turn that off? Take it off.
- 197
- 00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,046
- Iran.
- 198
- 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:11,553
- No grave immediate threat here.
- Is that Justin Hammer?
- 199
- 00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,097
- How did Hammer get in the game?
- 200
- 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,808
- Justin, you're on TV. Focus up.
- 201
- 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:21,396
- Okay, give me a left twist.
- Left's good. Turn to the right.
- 202
- 00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:26,526
- Oh, shit. Oh, shit!
- 203
- 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:27,778
- Wow.
- 204
- 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:32,532
- Yeah, I'd say most countries,
- five, 10 years away.
- 205
- 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:33,909
- Hammer Industries, 20.
- 206
- 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,620
- I'd like to point out
- that that test pilot survived.
- 207
- 00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,246
- I think we're done,
- is the point that he's making.
- 208
- 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:41,541
- - I don't think there's any reason...
- - The point is, you're welcome, I guess.
- 209
- 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:44,461
- - For what?
- - Because I'm your nuclear deterrent.
- 210
- 00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:47,088
- It's working.
- We're safe. America is secure.
- 211
- 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,090
- You want my property?
- You can't have it.
- 212
- 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,592
- But I did you a big favour.
- 213
- 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,262
- I've successfully privatized world peace.
- 214
- 00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,643
- What more do you want? For now!
- 215
- 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,313
- I tried to play ball with these ass-clowns.
- 216
- 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:06,775
- You, Mr Stark... you, buddy.
- 217
- 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,985
- We're adjourned.
- We're adjourned for today.
- 218
- 00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,363
- - Okay.
- - You've been a delight.
- 219
- 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,454
- My bond is with the people.
- 220
- 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:24,793
- And I will serve this great nation
- at the pleasure of myself.
- 221
- 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,461
- If there's one thing I've proven
- 222
- 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,881
- it's that you can count on me
- to pleasure myself.
- 223
- 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,085
- Wake up. Daddy's home.
- 224
- 00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:08,753
- Welcome home, sir.
- 225
- 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,714
- Congratulations on
- the opening ceremonies.
- 226
- 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,842
- They were such a success,
- as was your Senate hearing.
- 227
- 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,677
- And may I say how refreshing it is
- 228
- 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:19,514
- to finally see you in a video
- with your clothing on, sir.
- 229
- 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,559
- You!
- 230
- 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,353
- I swear to God I'll dismantle you.
- I'll soak your motherboard.
- 231
- 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:28,023
- I'll turn you into a wine rack.
- 232
- 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:30,775
- How many ounces a day
- of this gobbledegook
- 233
- 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:31,943
- am I supposed to drink?
- 234
- 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:36,031
- We are up to 80 ounces a day
- to counteract the symptoms, sir.
- 235
- 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,950
- Check palladium levels.
- 236
- 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,204
- Blood toxicity, 24%.
- 237
- 00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:47,042
- It appears that the continued use
- of the Iron Man suit
- 238
- 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,544
- is accelerating your condition.
- 239
- 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:53,423
- Another core has been depleted.
- 240
- 00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,470
- God, they're running out quick.
- 241
- 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:01,222
- I have run simulations
- on every known element,
- 242
- 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,350
- and none can serve
- as a viable replacement
- 243
- 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,435
- for the palladium core.
- 244
- 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,732
- You are running out of both time
- and options.
- 245
- 00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:17,155
- Unfortunately, the device
- that's keeping you alive
- 246
- 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,074
- is also killing you.
- 247
- 00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:21,993
- Miss Potts is approaching.
- 248
- 00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:24,996
- - I recommend that you inform her...
- - Mute.
- 249
- 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,668
- Is this a joke?
- 250
- 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,754
- - What are you thinking?
- - What?
- 251
- 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,131
- - What are you thinking?
- - Hey, I'm thinking I'm busy.
- 252
- 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,550
- And you're angry about something.
- 253
- 00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:39,010
- Do you have the sniffles?
- I don't wanna get sick.
- 254
- 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,512
- - Did you just donate...
- - Keep your business.
- 255
- 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:44,140
- Our entire modern art collection
- to the...
- 256
- 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,850
- - Boy Scouts ofAmerica.
- - Boy Scouts ofAmerica?
- 257
- 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,727
- Yes. It is a worthwhile organisation.
- 258
- 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:51,189
- I didn't physically check the crates
- but, basically, yes.
- 259
- 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:53,441
- And it's not "our" collection,
- it's my collection. No offence.
- 260
- 00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,568
- No, you know what?
- I think I'm actually entitled
- 261
- 00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:57,237
- to say "our" collection
- 262
- 00:19:57,321 --> 00:20:00,532
- considering the time that I put in,
- over 10 years,
- 263
- 00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,450
- - curating that.
- - It was a tax write-off. I needed that.
- 264
- 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,620
- You know,
- there's only about 8,011things
- 265
- 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,664
- that I really need to talk to you about.
- 266
- 00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,207
- Dummy. Hey, stop spacing out.
- 267
- 00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:10,750
- The Bridgeport's
- already machining that part.
- 268
- 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,211
- The Expo is a gigantic waste of time.
- 269
- 00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,547
- I need you to wear a surgical mask
- until you're feeling better.
- 270
- 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:16,791
- - Is that okay?
- - That's rude.
- 271
- 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,258
- There's nothing more important to me
- than the Expo.
- 272
- 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,676
- It's my primary point of concern.
- 273
- 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:22,929
- - I don't know why you're...
- - The Expo is your ego gone crazy.
- 274
- 00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:24,806
- Wow. Look at that.
- 275
- 00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:28,393
- That's modern art. That's going up.
- 276
- 00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:31,229
- - You've got to be kidding.
- - I'm gonna put this up right now.
- 277
- 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:33,523
- - This is vital.
- - Stark is in complete disarray.
- 278
- 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,007
- - You understand that?
- - No. Our stocks have never been higher.
- 279
- 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:38,361
- - Yes, from a managerial standpoint.
- - You are... Well, if it's messy,
- 280
- 00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:39,946
- - then let's double back.
- - Let me give you an example.
- 281
- 00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,614
- - Let's move on to another subject.
- - No, no, no, no.
- 282
- 00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:43,408
- You are not taking down
- the Barnett Newman
- 283
- 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:44,993
- - and hanging that up!
- - I'm not taking it down.
- 284
- 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,357
- I'm just replacing it with this.
- 285
- 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:47,787
- - Let's see what I can get going here.
- - Okay, fine.
- 286
- 00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:50,999
- My point is,
- we have already awarded contracts
- 287
- 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,751
- - to the wind farm people.
- - Yeah. Don't say "wind farm."
- 288
- 00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:54,919
- - I'm already feeling gassy.
- - And to the plastic plantation tree,
- 289
- 00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:57,130
- which was your idea, by the way.
- Those people are on payroll...
- 290
- 00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:59,007
- - Everything was my idea.
- - And you won't make a decision.
- 291
- 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,800
- I don't care
- about the liberal agenda any more.
- 292
- 00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:03,261
- It's boring. Boring.
- I'm giving you a boring alert.
- 293
- 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,638
- - You do it.
- - I do what?
- 294
- 00:21:05,723 --> 00:21:07,682
- Excellent idea. I just figured this out.
- You run the company.
- 295
- 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:10,560
- - Yeah, I'm trying to run the company.
- - Pepper, I need you to run the company.
- 296
- 00:21:10,644 --> 00:21:12,062
- - Well, stop trying to do it and do it.
- - You will not
- 297
- 00:21:12,146 --> 00:21:13,813
- - give me the information...
- - I'm not asking you to try...
- 298
- 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,023
- - in order to...
- - I'm asking you
- 299
- 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,316
- to physically do it. I need you to do it.
- 300
- 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,151
- - I am trying to do it.
- - Pepper, you're not listening to me!
- 301
- 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,153
- - No, you are not listening to me.
- - I'm trying to make you CEO.
- 302
- 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:22,113
- Why won't you let me?
- 303
- 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:25,658
- - Have you been drinking?
- - Chlorophyll.
- 304
- 00:21:27,578 --> 00:21:31,831
- I hereby irrevocably appoint you
- chairman and CEO of Stark Industries,
- 305
- 00:21:31,916 --> 00:21:33,833
- effective immediately.
- 306
- 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:37,921
- Yeah, done deal. Okay?
- 307
- 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,966
- I've actually given this
- a fair amount of thought,
- 308
- 00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:45,970
- believe it or not.
- Doing a bit of headhunting, so to speak,
- 309
- 00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:49,933
- trying to figure out
- who a worthy successor would be.
- 310
- 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,810
- And then I realised
- 311
- 00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:56,898
- it's you. It's always been you.
- 312
- 00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:00,026
- I thought there'd be a legal issue,
- 313
- 00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:03,571
- but actually I'm capable
- of appointing my successor.
- 314
- 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:06,282
- My successor being you.
- 315
- 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:10,120
- Congratulations?
- 316
- 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,456
- - Take it, just take it.
- - I don't know what to think.
- 317
- 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:15,333
- Don't think. Drink.
- 318
- 00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:22,507
- There you go.
- 319
- 00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:05,508
- The notary's here! Can you please
- come sign the transfer paperwork?
- 320
- 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:07,802
- I'm on happy time.
- 321
- 00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:15,338
- - Sorry.
- - What the hell was that?
- 322
- 00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,770
- It's called mixed martial arts.
- It's been around for three weeks.
- 323
- 00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:20,015
- It's called dirty boxing.
- There's nothing new about it.
- 324
- 00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:22,483
- All right, put them up. Come on.
- 325
- 00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:30,033
- I promise you this is the only time
- I will ask you to sign over your company.
- 326
- 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,620
- I need you to initial each box.
- 327
- 00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:36,956
- Lesson one. Never take your eye off...
- 328
- 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:40,460
- That's it. I'm done.
- 329
- 00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:42,962
- - What's your name, lady?
- - Rushman. Natalie Rushman.
- 330
- 00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:44,631
- Front and centre. Come into the church.
- 331
- 00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:48,509
- - No. You're seriously not gonna ask...
- - If it pleases the court, which it does.
- 332
- 00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:51,930
- - It's no problem.
- - I'm sorry. He's very eccentric.
- 333
- 00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:06,653
- What?
- 334
- 00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:13,201
- - Can you give her a lesson?
- - No problem.
- 335
- 00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:15,286
- - Pepper.
- - What?
- 336
- 00:24:16,538 --> 00:24:18,790
- - Who is she?
- - She is from legal.
- 337
- 00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:22,961
- And she is potentially a very expensive
- sexual harassment lawsuit
- 338
- 00:24:23,045 --> 00:24:25,213
- - if you keep ogling her like that.
- - I need a new assistant, boss.
- 339
- 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:28,091
- Yes, and I've got
- three excellent potential candidates.
- 340
- 00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:29,777
- They're lined up and ready to meet you.
- 341
- 00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:32,679
- I don't have time to meet.
- I need someone now. I feel like it's her.
- 342
- 00:24:32,763 --> 00:24:33,846
- No, it's not.
- 343
- 00:24:33,931 --> 00:24:35,723
- - You ever boxed before?
- - I have, yes.
- 344
- 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:39,769
- What, like, the Tae Bo? Booty Boot
- Camp? Crunch? Something like that?
- 345
- 00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:43,606
- - How do I spell your name, Natalie?
- - R-U-S-H-M-A-N.
- 346
- 00:24:43,691 --> 00:24:48,111
- - What, are you gonna google her now?
- - I thought I was ogling her.
- 347
- 00:24:48,195 --> 00:24:51,864
- - Wow. Very, very impressive individual.
- - You're so predictable, you know that?
- 348
- 00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:54,117
- She's fluent in French, Italian,
- Russian, Latin.
- 349
- 00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:56,077
- - Who speaks Latin?
- - No one speaks Latin.
- 350
- 00:24:56,161 --> 00:24:58,454
- - No one speaks Latin?
- - It's a dead language.
- 351
- 00:24:58,539 --> 00:25:00,331
- You can read Latin
- or you can write Latin,
- 352
- 00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:02,000
- - but you can't speak Latin...
- - Did you model in Tokyo?
- 353
- 00:25:02,084 --> 00:25:03,835
- - 'Cause she modeled in Tokyo.
- - Well...
- 354
- 00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:05,295
- I need her.
- She's got everything that I need.
- 355
- 00:25:05,379 --> 00:25:09,007
- Rule number one,
- never take your eye off your opponent.
- 356
- 00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:11,634
- Oh, my God!
- 357
- 00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:16,639
- - Happy!
- - That's what I'm talking about.
- 358
- 00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:18,057
- - I just slipped.
- - You did?
- 359
- 00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:20,476
- - Yeah.
- - Looks like a TKO to me.
- 360
- 00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:25,023
- Just... I need your impression.
- 361
- 00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:27,817
- You have a quiet reserve.
- I don't know, you have an old soul.
- 362
- 00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:30,403
- - I meant your fingerprint.
- - Right.
- 363
- 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,784
- - So, how are we doing?
- - Great. Just wrapping up. Hey.
- 364
- 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:41,247
- - You're the boss.
- - Will that be all, Mr Stark?
- 365
- 00:25:41,332 --> 00:25:43,291
- - No.
- - Yes, that will be all, Ms Rushman.
- 366
- 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,209
- Thank you very much.
- 367
- 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:49,881
- - I want one.
- - No.
- 368
- 00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:26,167
- You know, it's Europe.
- Whatever happens the next 20 minutes,
- 369
- 00:26:26,251 --> 00:26:27,502
- - just go with it.
- - Go with it? Go with what?
- 370
- 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,128
- - Mr Stark?
- - Hey.
- 371
- 00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:30,421
- Hello. How was your flight?
- 372
- 00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:32,006
- It was excellent.
- Boy, it's nice to see you.
- 373
- 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:36,260
- We have one photographer
- from the ACM, if you don't mind. Okay?
- 374
- 00:26:36,345 --> 00:26:38,429
- - When did this happen?
- - What? You made me do it.
- 375
- 00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:41,057
- - I made you do what?
- - You quit. Smile. Look right there.
- 376
- 00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:42,266
- Stop acting constipated.
- 377
- 00:26:42,351 --> 00:26:43,810
- - Don't flare your nostrils.
- - You are so predictable.
- 378
- 00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:44,936
- - That's the amazing thing.
- - Right this way.
- 379
- 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:46,729
- - You look fantastic.
- - Why, thank you very much.
- 380
- 00:26:46,814 --> 00:26:48,694
- But that's unprofessional.
- What's on the docket?
- 381
- 00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:50,650
- You have a 9:30 dinner.
- 382
- 00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:52,534
- - Perfect. I'll be there at 11:00.
- - Absolutely.
- 383
- 00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:54,404
- - Is this us?
- - It can be.
- 384
- 00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:56,155
- - Great. Make it us.
- - Okay.
- 385
- 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,699
- - Mr Musk. How are you?
- - Hi, Pepper.
- 386
- 00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:00,660
- - Congratulations on the promotion.
- - Thank you very much.
- 387
- 00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:02,995
- Elon, how's it going?
- Those Merlin engines are fantastic.
- 388
- 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,081
- Thank you. Yeah, I've got an idea
- for an electric jet.
- 389
- 00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:06,249
- - You do?
- - Yeah.
- 390
- 00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:08,376
- Then we'll make it work.
- 391
- 00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:10,211
- - You want a massage?
- - Oh, God. No,
- 392
- 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:11,754
- - I don't want a massage.
- - I'll have Natalie make an...
- 393
- 00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:13,256
- - I don't want Natalie to do...
- - Don't want you tense.
- 394
- 00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:14,507
- By the way, I didn't mean
- to spring this on you.
- 395
- 00:27:14,591 --> 00:27:15,716
- Thank you very much.
- 396
- 00:27:15,801 --> 00:27:17,760
- - Green is not your best colour.
- - Oh, please.
- 397
- 00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:19,387
- Anthony! Is that you?
- 398
- 00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:20,763
- - My least favourite person on Earth.
- - Hey, pal.
- 399
- 00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:22,140
- - Justin Hammer.
- - How you doing?
- 400
- 00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:25,017
- You're not the only rich guy here
- with a fancy car.
- 401
- 00:27:25,102 --> 00:27:27,520
- You know Christine Everhart
- from Vanity Fair.
- 402
- 00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:28,804
- - You guys know each other?
- - Hi.
- 403
- 00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:30,064
- - Yes.
- - Yes.
- 404
- 00:27:30,149 --> 00:27:31,315
- - Yes, roughly.
- - We do.
- 405
- 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:35,445
- BTW, big story.
- The new CEO of Stark Industries.
- 406
- 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:36,849
- - I know. I know.
- - Congratulations.
- 407
- 00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:40,366
- My editor will kill me if I don't grab
- a quote for our Powerful Women issue.
- 408
- 00:27:40,451 --> 00:27:41,617
- - Can I?
- - Sure.
- 409
- 00:27:41,702 --> 00:27:44,203
- She's actually doing a big spread on me
- for Vanity Fair.
- 410
- 00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:46,205
- I thought I'd throw her a bone, you know.
- 411
- 00:27:46,290 --> 00:27:47,373
- - Right.
- - Right?
- 412
- 00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:50,835
- Well, she did quite a spread
- on Tony last year.
- 413
- 00:27:50,919 --> 00:27:52,253
- And she wrote a story as well.
- 414
- 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:54,380
- - It was very impressive.
- - That was good.
- 415
- 00:27:54,465 --> 00:27:56,507
- - Very well done.
- - Thank you.
- 416
- 00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:58,072
- - I'm gonna go wash.
- - Don't leave me.
- 417
- 00:27:58,135 --> 00:27:59,594
- - Hey, buddy. How you doing?
- - I'm all right.
- 418
- 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:00,970
- - Looking gorgeous.
- - Please, this is tough.
- 419
- 00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:03,012
- Can I ask you... Is
- this the first time...
- 420
- 00:28:03,024 --> 00:28:03,681
- Fromage.
- 421
- 00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:05,266
- - Say, "Brie."
- - that you guys have seen each other?
- 422
- 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:07,602
- God, that's so awful.
- 423
- 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:10,062
- Listen, is it the first time you've seen
- each other since the Senate?
- 424
- 00:28:10,147 --> 00:28:11,814
- Since he got his contract revoked...
- 425
- 00:28:11,899 --> 00:28:14,180
- - Actually, it's on hold.
- - When you were attempting to...
- 426
- 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:16,194
- That's not what I heard.
- What's the difference between "hold"
- 427
- 00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:18,112
- - and "cancelled"? The truth?
- - Yes, what is?
- 428
- 00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:20,573
- No. The truth is...
- Why don't we put that away?
- 429
- 00:28:20,657 --> 00:28:24,660
- The truth is, I'm actually hoping
- to present something at your Expo.
- 430
- 00:28:24,745 --> 00:28:27,121
- Well, if you invent something
- that works,
- 431
- 00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:28,623
- I'll make sure I get you a slot.
- 432
- 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,917
- - Mr Stark, your corner table is ready.
- - Yes?
- 433
- 00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:33,211
- I actually have a slot this year.
- Yes, I do.
- 434
- 00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:36,464
- - Hammer needs a slot, Christine.
- - We kid, yeah.
- 435
- 00:28:37,341 --> 00:28:38,508
- We kid. We're kidders.
- 436
- 00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:02,907
- Got any other bad ideas?
- 437
- 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,287
- Tony!
- 438
- 00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:16,420
- Tony and I... Tony... I love Tony Stark.
- Tony loves me. We're not competitors.
- 439
- 00:29:16,505 --> 00:29:18,965
- Him being out of the picture
- created tremendous opportunities
- 440
- 00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:21,551
- for Hammer Industries, you know?
- 441
- 00:29:21,635 --> 00:29:24,971
- - Everything that Tony and I do...
- - Well, what's the use of having...
- 442
- 00:29:25,055 --> 00:29:27,932
- - is a healthy...
- - and owning a race car...
- 443
- 00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:30,977
- - competition.
- - If you don't drive it?
- 444
- 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:33,563
- Is he driving?
- 445
- 00:29:40,821 --> 00:29:42,530
- Natalie. Natalie!
- 446
- 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:44,657
- - Yes, Miss Potts?
- - Did you know about this?
- 447
- 00:29:44,741 --> 00:29:46,951
- This is the first that I have known of it.
- 448
- 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:48,786
- This... This cannot happen.
- 449
- 00:29:48,870 --> 00:29:50,538
- Absolutely. I understand.
- How can I help you?
- 450
- 00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:51,872
- - Where's Happy?
- - He's waiting outside.
- 451
- 00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:53,833
- - Okay, get him. I need Happy.
- - Right away.
- 452
- 00:29:54,585 --> 00:29:56,711
- Tony's... You know, he...
- 453
- 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,671
- We're not competitive.
- You know what I mean?
- 454
- 00:29:58,755 --> 00:29:59,839
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know,
- 455
- 00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:02,883
- - can you excuse me just one second?
- - Just read me what you wrote.
- 456
- 00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:04,176
- - I will. I will, after.
- - Just read it back to me.
- 457
- 00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:05,511
- But I have to make one quick phone call.
- 458
- 00:30:05,596 --> 00:30:06,679
- - Where are you going?
- - This is great.
- 459
- 00:30:06,763 --> 00:30:08,139
- - I've got some caviar coming.
- - This is great stuff.
- 460
- 00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:09,724
- - I'll be right back.
- - Look!
- 461
- 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:11,309
- That's Stark.
- 462
- 00:32:09,302 --> 00:32:10,553
- Go, go!
- 463
- 00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:15,433
- Hang on.
- 464
- 00:33:24,377 --> 00:33:26,212
- - Give me the case.
- - Here. Take it.
- 465
- 00:33:26,296 --> 00:33:27,880
- - Where's the key?
- - It's in my pocket.
- 466
- 00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:29,131
- Car!
- 467
- 00:34:32,779 --> 00:34:34,196
- Oh, my God!
- 468
- 00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:43,330
- - Are you okay?
- - Yeah.
- 469
- 00:34:44,165 --> 00:34:46,333
- - Were you heading for me or him?
- - I was trying to scare him.
- 470
- 00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:48,419
- - 'Cause I can't tell!
- - Are you out of your mind?
- 471
- 00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:50,462
- - Better security.
- - Get in the car right now!
- 472
- 00:34:50,547 --> 00:34:52,298
- I was attacked! We need better security.
- 473
- 00:34:52,382 --> 00:34:54,633
- - Get in the car!
- - You're CEO. Better security measures.
- 474
- 00:34:54,718 --> 00:34:56,468
- God, it's embarrassing.
- 475
- 00:34:57,304 --> 00:34:59,555
- First vacation in two years.
- 476
- 00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:05,644
- Oh, my God!
- 477
- 00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:08,981
- - I got him!
- - Hit him again. Hit him again.
- 478
- 00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:10,941
- Football.
- 479
- 00:35:13,403 --> 00:35:15,446
- - I got him!
- - Take the case! Take it!
- 480
- 00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:17,197
- - Take the case!
- - Give him the case!
- 481
- 00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:19,116
- Stop banging the car!
- 482
- 00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:23,621
- Calm down.
- 483
- 00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:26,540
- God! God!
- 484
- 00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:31,792
- Give me the case! Please! Come on!
- 485
- 00:37:04,264 --> 00:37:05,931
- You... You lose.
- 486
- 00:37:12,272 --> 00:37:14,898
- You lose. You lose, Stark.
- 487
- 00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:12,122
- Pretty decent tech.
- Cycles per second were a little low.
- 488
- 00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:20,798
- You could have doubled up
- your rotations.
- 489
- 00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:26,261
- You focused the repulsor energy
- through ionized plasma channels.
- 490
- 00:38:26,346 --> 00:38:29,264
- It's effective. Not very efficient.
- 491
- 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,643
- But it's a passable knock-off.
- 492
- 00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:34,853
- I don't get it. A little fine tuning,
- 493
- 00:38:34,938 --> 00:38:36,730
- you could have made a solid paycheck.
- 494
- 00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:40,984
- You could have sold it
- to North Korea, China, Iran,
- 495
- 00:38:41,069 --> 00:38:43,695
- or gone right to the black market.
- 496
- 00:38:43,780 --> 00:38:46,740
- You look like you got friends
- in low places.
- 497
- 00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:52,371
- You come from a family
- of thieves and butchers.
- 498
- 00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:56,041
- And now, like all guilty men,
- 499
- 00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,586
- you try to rewrite your own history.
- 500
- 00:39:00,255 --> 00:39:05,259
- And you forget all the lives
- the Stark family has destroyed.
- 501
- 00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:09,680
- Speaking of thieves,
- where did you get this design?
- 502
- 00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:12,683
- My father. Anton Vanko.
- 503
- 00:39:13,893 --> 00:39:16,061
- Well, I never heard of him.
- 504
- 00:39:17,146 --> 00:39:19,857
- My father is the reason you're alive.
- 505
- 00:39:20,108 --> 00:39:22,109
- The reason I'm alive
- is 'cause you had a shot, you took it,
- 506
- 00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:23,735
- you missed.
- 507
- 00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:25,028
- Did I?
- 508
- 00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:30,033
- If you can make God bleed,
- 509
- 00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:33,912
- the people will cease to believe in him.
- 510
- 00:39:35,248 --> 00:39:39,585
- And there will be blood in the water.
- And the sharks will come.
- 511
- 00:39:41,588 --> 00:39:46,008
- The truth,
- all I have to do is sit here and watch
- 512
- 00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:48,594
- as the world will consume you.
- 513
- 00:39:48,678 --> 00:39:50,762
- Where will you be watching
- the world consume me from?
- 514
- 00:39:50,847 --> 00:39:54,766
- That's right. A prison cell.
- I'll send you a bar of soap.
- 515
- 00:39:54,851 --> 00:39:57,144
- Hey, Tony. Before you go,
- 516
- 00:39:57,228 --> 00:40:00,606
- palladium in the chest,
- painful way to die.
- 517
- 00:40:18,041 --> 00:40:21,501
- It's just unbelievable. It proves
- that the genie is out of the bottle
- 518
- 00:40:21,586 --> 00:40:24,046
- and this man has no idea
- what he's doing.
- 519
- 00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:27,883
- He thinks of the Iron Man weapon
- as a toy.
- 520
- 00:40:27,967 --> 00:40:32,804
- I was at a hearing
- where Mr Stark, in fact, was adamant
- 521
- 00:40:32,889 --> 00:40:36,516
- that these suits
- can't exist anywhere else,
- 522
- 00:40:36,601 --> 00:40:39,144
- don't exist anywhere else,
- never will exist anywhere else,
- 523
- 00:40:39,228 --> 00:40:40,562
- at least for five to 10 years,
- 524
- 00:40:40,647 --> 00:40:45,275
- and here we are in Monaco realising,
- "These suits exist now."
- 525
- 00:40:45,360 --> 00:40:46,526
- Mute.
- 526
- 00:40:48,821 --> 00:40:52,115
- He should be giving me a medal.
- That's the truth.
- 527
- 00:40:55,662 --> 00:40:59,456
- - What is that?
- - This is your in-flight meal.
- 528
- 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,628
- Did you just make that?
- 529
- 00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:08,131
- Yeah. Where do you think I've been
- for three hours?
- 530
- 00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:10,300
- Tony,
- 531
- 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:14,721
- what are you not telling me?
- 532
- 00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:21,645
- I don't want to go home. At all.
- 533
- 00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:26,608
- Let's cancel my birthday party and...
- 534
- 00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:29,277
- We're in Europe.
- Let's go to Venice, Cipriani.
- 535
- 00:41:29,362 --> 00:41:30,570
- - Remember?
- - Oh, yes.
- 536
- 00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:32,531
- It's a great place to
- 537
- 00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:38,161
- - be healthy.
- - I don't think this is the right time.
- 538
- 00:41:38,246 --> 00:41:40,497
- We're in kind of a mess.
- 539
- 00:41:40,581 --> 00:41:42,207
- Yeah, but maybe that's why
- it's the best time.
- 540
- 00:41:42,291 --> 00:41:44,334
- - 'Cause then we...
- - Well, I think as the CEO,
- 541
- 00:41:44,419 --> 00:41:45,544
- I need to show up.
- 542
- 00:41:45,628 --> 00:41:49,923
- As CEO, you are entitled to a leave.
- 543
- 00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:51,341
- - A leave?
- - A company retreat.
- 544
- 00:41:51,426 --> 00:41:53,969
- - A retreat? During a time like this?
- - Just a ride.
- 545
- 00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:57,639
- Well, I'm just saying, to recharge
- our batteries and figure it all out.
- 546
- 00:41:57,724 --> 00:42:00,475
- Not everybody runs on batteries, Tony.
- 547
- 00:44:12,441 --> 00:44:14,568
- Hey, there he is.
- 548
- 00:44:15,278 --> 00:44:16,736
- There he is.
- 549
- 00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:21,825
- What an absolute pleasure. Welcome.
- 550
- 00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:23,952
- Oh, goodness gracious.
- 551
- 00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:27,581
- Can we get the handcuffs
- off my friend here?
- 552
- 00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:31,168
- Forgive me, I'm sorry.
- I'm such a huge fan of yours.
- 553
- 00:44:31,252 --> 00:44:35,046
- I didn't want to make
- a first impression like this.
- 554
- 00:44:35,131 --> 00:44:37,424
- He's not an animal. Come on.
- 555
- 00:44:38,301 --> 00:44:40,969
- He's a human being. Thank you.
- 556
- 00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:47,434
- We're fine.
- 557
- 00:44:49,103 --> 00:44:50,770
- My name is Justin Hammer.
- 558
- 00:44:50,855 --> 00:44:54,191
- I'd like to do some business with you.
- Please sit.
- 559
- 00:44:57,945 --> 00:45:00,405
- Dig in. What do we have today, Jack?
- 560
- 00:45:00,489 --> 00:45:03,825
- - We have some salmon carpaccio.
- - Salmon carpaccio.
- 561
- 00:45:05,286 --> 00:45:07,120
- Anything you want here, we got it.
- 562
- 00:45:07,205 --> 00:45:11,291
- I like my dessert first.
- I had this flown in from San Francisco.
- 563
- 00:45:11,375 --> 00:45:13,251
- It's Italian, though.
- 564
- 00:45:13,336 --> 00:45:15,128
- Organic ice cream.
- 565
- 00:45:15,213 --> 00:45:19,132
- I got a sweet tooth.
- Apparently you do, too, for Tony Stark.
- 566
- 00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:23,845
- What I saw you do to Tony Stark
- on that track,
- 567
- 00:45:23,971 --> 00:45:27,599
- how you stepped up to him
- in front of God and everybody,
- 568
- 00:45:27,683 --> 00:45:29,809
- that was... Wow!
- 569
- 00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:31,436
- You spoke to me with what you did.
- 570
- 00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:34,147
- And I know that you knew
- that I'd be listening.
- 571
- 00:45:34,232 --> 00:45:35,774
- This is why I couldn't bear
- to have you shipped off
- 572
- 00:45:35,858 --> 00:45:38,652
- to God knows where. It would have been
- such a waste of talent.
- 573
- 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,070
- But if I might make a suggestion,
- 574
- 00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:42,864
- you know,
- you don't just go and try and kill the guy.
- 575
- 00:45:42,990 --> 00:45:47,202
- I think, if I may, you go after his legacy.
- 576
- 00:45:47,328 --> 00:45:49,371
- That's what you kill.
- 577
- 00:45:49,497 --> 00:45:52,457
- You and me,
- we are a lot alike in a lot of ways.
- 578
- 00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:57,170
- The only difference between you and I
- is that I have resources.
- 579
- 00:45:58,005 --> 00:46:02,842
- I think, if I may, you
- need my resources.
- 580
- 00:46:02,927 --> 00:46:05,512
- Someone behind you, a benefactor.
- 581
- 00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:07,681
- I'd like to be that guy.
- 582
- 00:46:19,568 --> 00:46:23,863
- Okay. Do you speak English?
- Because I can get a translator.
- 583
- 00:46:23,948 --> 00:46:26,783
- I don't know. Have you been
- understanding everything I'm saying?
- 584
- 00:46:26,867 --> 00:46:28,285
- Very good, man.
- 585
- 00:46:28,369 --> 00:46:31,538
- - Very good, man.
- - Very good, man.
- 586
- 00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:32,747
- Hey!
- 587
- 00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:36,459
- - Hey.
- - Yes?
- 588
- 00:46:36,544 --> 00:46:38,128
- I want my bird.
- 589
- 00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:43,800
- - A bird? You want a bird?
- - I want my bird.
- 590
- 00:46:43,884 --> 00:46:45,552
- I can get you a bird.
- I can get you 10 birds.
- 591
- 00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:47,178
- I want my bird.
- 592
- 00:46:47,263 --> 00:46:49,806
- Well, okay.
- Nothing's impossible. I could...
- 593
- 00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:53,560
- Are we talking about...
- Is this a bird back in Russia?
- 594
- 00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:56,688
- Yes, but the fundamentals
- of the company are still very, very strong
- 595
- 00:46:56,772 --> 00:46:58,692
- - despite the events in Monaco.
- - Yes, of course.
- 596
- 00:46:58,774 --> 00:47:02,235
- - The AP wants a quote.
- - Don't tell him. Fax them...
- 597
- 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:03,820
- Where is he?
- 598
- 00:47:03,904 --> 00:47:05,697
- - He doesn't want to be disturbed.
- - He's downstairs.
- 599
- 00:47:05,781 --> 00:47:07,240
- - What happened in Monaco?
- - Yes, but...
- 600
- 00:47:07,325 --> 00:47:09,826
- But his continuing erratic behaviour
- 601
- 00:47:09,910 --> 00:47:12,037
- may lead many people
- to ask themselves,
- 602
- 00:47:12,121 --> 00:47:13,955
- "Can this man still protect us?"
- 603
- 00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:17,334
- Iron Man never stopped protecting us.
- The events in Monaco proved that.
- 604
- 00:47:18,627 --> 00:47:23,006
- Query complete, sir.
- Anton Vanko was a Soviet physicist
- 605
- 00:47:23,090 --> 00:47:26,092
- who defected to the United States
- in 1963.
- 606
- 00:47:26,177 --> 00:47:30,347
- However, he was accused of espionage
- and was deported in 1967.
- 607
- 00:47:30,431 --> 00:47:32,807
- His son, Ivan, who is also a physicist,
- 608
- 00:47:32,933 --> 00:47:37,645
- was convicted of selling Soviet-era
- weapons-grade plutonium to Pakistan,
- 609
- 00:47:37,772 --> 00:47:40,231
- and served 15 years in Kopeisk prison.
- 610
- 00:47:40,316 --> 00:47:42,442
- No further records exist.
- 611
- 00:47:46,989 --> 00:47:48,615
- Tony, you gotta get upstairs
- 612
- 00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:50,950
- and get on top
- of this situation right now.
- 613
- 00:47:51,035 --> 00:47:54,037
- Listen. I've been on the phone
- with the National Guard all day,
- 614
- 00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:58,208
- trying to talk them out
- of rolling tanks up the PCH,
- 615
- 00:47:58,292 --> 00:48:01,169
- knocking down your front door
- and taking these.
- 616
- 00:48:01,295 --> 00:48:03,296
- They're gonna take your suits,
- Tony, okay?
- 617
- 00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:05,298
- They're sick of the games.
- 618
- 00:48:05,383 --> 00:48:08,593
- You said nobody else would possess
- this technology for 20 years.
- 619
- 00:48:08,677 --> 00:48:11,888
- Well, guess what?
- Somebody else had it yesterday.
- 620
- 00:48:11,972 --> 00:48:14,307
- It's not theoretical any more.
- 621
- 00:48:15,518 --> 00:48:17,560
- Are you listening to me?
- 622
- 00:48:19,688 --> 00:48:21,314
- - Are you okay?
- - Let's go.
- 623
- 00:48:25,694 --> 00:48:28,238
- Hey, man. Hey, hey!
- 624
- 00:48:30,574 --> 00:48:33,952
- - You all right?
- - Yeah, I should get to my desk.
- 625
- 00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:36,162
- - See that cigar box?
- - Yeah.
- 626
- 00:48:36,539 --> 00:48:38,164
- It's palladium.
- 627
- 00:48:45,172 --> 00:48:46,631
- Is that supposed to be smoking?
- 628
- 00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:51,010
- If you must know, it's neutron damage.
- It's from the reactor wall.
- 629
- 00:48:54,723 --> 00:48:56,850
- You had this in your body?
- 630
- 00:49:01,689 --> 00:49:05,525
- And how about the high-tech
- crossword puzzle on your neck?
- 631
- 00:49:05,609 --> 00:49:07,026
- Road rash.
- 632
- 00:49:10,406 --> 00:49:11,781
- Thank you.
- 633
- 00:49:23,210 --> 00:49:26,713
- - What are you looking at?
- - I'm looking at you.
- 634
- 00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:29,841
- You wanna do
- this whole lone gunslinger act
- 635
- 00:49:29,925 --> 00:49:32,045
- and it's unnecessary.
- You don't have to do this alone.
- 636
- 00:49:32,052 --> 00:49:34,262
- You know, I wish I could believe that.
- I really do.
- 637
- 00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:36,598
- But you've gotta trust me.
- 638
- 00:49:36,724 --> 00:49:40,476
- Contrary to popular belief,
- I know exactly what I'm doing.
- 639
- 00:49:49,236 --> 00:49:51,529
- This is where we do it.
- This is my humble abode.
- 640
- 00:49:51,614 --> 00:49:55,074
- You can work in absolute peace.
- Must be fun to be dead, right?
- 641
- 00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:56,576
- No pressure.
- 642
- 00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:59,662
- Here they are. I'm very excited.
- They're combat-ready.
- 643
- 00:49:59,747 --> 00:50:01,227
- I may have done a few miscalculations
- 644
- 00:50:01,290 --> 00:50:03,291
- and rushed the prototype
- into production.
- 645
- 00:50:03,417 --> 00:50:05,251
- Sue me, I'm enthusiastic.
- 646
- 00:50:05,336 --> 00:50:07,629
- Go ahead, take a look around.
- 647
- 00:50:12,426 --> 00:50:14,344
- You don't wanna do that.
- 648
- 00:50:14,428 --> 00:50:16,054
- You'll be able to access that
- 649
- 00:50:16,138 --> 00:50:18,058
- as soon as we generate
- some encrypted pass codes.
- 650
- 00:50:18,140 --> 00:50:20,225
- Can we generate
- some encrypted pass codes?
- 651
- 00:50:20,309 --> 00:50:23,436
- Get some of those
- encrypted pass codes, Jack.
- 652
- 00:50:24,605 --> 00:50:26,272
- Never mind, I...
- 653
- 00:50:27,524 --> 00:50:30,818
- Wow. Okay. Good stuff.
- 654
- 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,615
- - Sorry?
- - Software shit.
- 655
- 00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:39,118
- Well...
- 656
- 00:50:40,621 --> 00:50:42,038
- You're good.
- 657
- 00:50:42,289 --> 00:50:45,458
- You really blasted in
- past the firewall there.
- 658
- 00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:49,587
- Let me show you where
- you're gonna be working primarily.
- 659
- 00:50:49,672 --> 00:50:51,631
- Go ahead, take a look.
- 660
- 00:50:52,508 --> 00:50:55,134
- Get a good look at that.
- That's something, isn't it?
- 661
- 00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:57,220
- You know,
- those are really just for show and tell.
- 662
- 00:50:57,304 --> 00:51:02,308
- They're $125.7 million a pop, so...
- Wait! Oh, gosh.
- 663
- 00:51:04,395 --> 00:51:07,313
- Jesus Christ. Get somebody up here.
- 664
- 00:51:08,148 --> 00:51:10,733
- That's where the pilot goes.
- 665
- 00:51:10,818 --> 00:51:14,862
- I'm having a tough time
- finding volunteers.
- 666
- 00:51:14,989 --> 00:51:18,116
- I'll take care of that, just leave it.
- 667
- 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:19,701
- What you want them do?
- 668
- 00:51:19,827 --> 00:51:24,998
- Well, long term, I want them to put me
- in the Pentagon for the next 25 years.
- 669
- 00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:27,125
- I want to make Iron Man
- look like an antique.
- 670
- 00:51:27,209 --> 00:51:28,409
- I wanna go to that Stark Expo,
- 671
- 00:51:28,419 --> 00:51:30,336
- I wanna take a dump
- in Tony's front yard.
- 672
- 00:51:30,421 --> 00:51:31,838
- You know what I'm talking about?
- 673
- 00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:34,090
- - I can do that. No problem.
- - Yeah?
- 674
- 00:51:34,174 --> 00:51:36,342
- Hey, fabulous! I love it.
- 675
- 00:51:36,427 --> 00:51:39,137
- Hey, this is our guy. Didn't I tell you?
- I had a feeling.
- 676
- 00:51:48,731 --> 00:51:51,190
- Do you know which watch
- you'd like to wear tonight, Mr Stark?
- 677
- 00:51:51,525 --> 00:51:53,526
- I'll give them a look.
- 678
- 00:51:56,405 --> 00:51:57,864
- I should cancel the party.
- 679
- 00:51:58,949 --> 00:52:00,199
- - Probably.
- - Yeah.
- 680
- 00:52:00,284 --> 00:52:02,910
- - 'Cause it's...
- - Ill-timed.
- 681
- 00:52:03,037 --> 00:52:04,495
- Right, sends the wrong message.
- 682
- 00:52:04,580 --> 00:52:06,080
- Inappropriate.
- 683
- 00:52:11,920 --> 00:52:14,213
- Is that dirty enough for you?
- 684
- 00:52:15,215 --> 00:52:18,968
- Gold face, brown band.
- The Jaeger. I'll give that a look.
- 685
- 00:52:19,470 --> 00:52:20,928
- Bring them over here.
- 686
- 00:52:24,224 --> 00:52:26,392
- I'll take that. Why don't you...
- 687
- 00:52:38,447 --> 00:52:40,782
- I gotta say it.
- It's hard to get a read on you.
- 688
- 00:52:41,075 --> 00:52:43,242
- - Where are you from?
- - Legal.
- 689
- 00:52:45,954 --> 00:52:48,081
- Can I ask you a question,
- hypothetically?
- 690
- 00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:49,457
- Bit odd.
- 691
- 00:52:49,750 --> 00:52:53,127
- If this was your last birthday party
- you were ever gonna have,
- 692
- 00:52:53,253 --> 00:52:54,796
- how would you celebrate it?
- 693
- 00:52:57,466 --> 00:53:01,636
- I'd do whatever I wanted to do
- with whoever I wanted to do it with.
- 694
- 00:53:32,292 --> 00:53:34,460
- - Good evening.
- - Good evening.
- 695
- 00:53:35,379 --> 00:53:37,338
- Yes, sir, I understand.
- 696
- 00:53:37,965 --> 00:53:41,676
- No. No, sir, that will not be necessary.
- I'll handle it.
- 697
- 00:53:41,802 --> 00:53:44,095
- Sir, I personally guarantee
- that within 24 hours,
- 698
- 00:53:44,179 --> 00:53:46,013
- Iron Man will be back on watch.
- 699
- 00:53:53,313 --> 00:53:54,814
- Hey, Pepper.
- 700
- 00:53:55,149 --> 00:53:57,233
- I'm going to go get some air.
- 701
- 00:53:57,317 --> 00:53:58,693
- What's wrong?
- 702
- 00:53:59,486 --> 00:54:01,821
- - I don't know what to do.
- - You gotta be kidding me.
- 703
- 00:54:07,995 --> 00:54:10,635
- - That's it. I'm making... Pepper.
- - No, no, no. Don't call anyone.
- 704
- 00:54:10,706 --> 00:54:12,623
- This is ridiculous.
- I just stuck my neck out for this guy.
- 705
- 00:54:12,708 --> 00:54:13,958
- I know. I know. I get it.
- 706
- 00:54:14,042 --> 00:54:15,293
- I'm gonna handle it, okay?
- Just let me handle it.
- 707
- 00:54:15,377 --> 00:54:18,337
- Handle it. Or I'm gonna have to.
- 708
- 00:54:19,506 --> 00:54:21,174
- You know, the question
- I get asked most often is,
- 709
- 00:54:21,258 --> 00:54:23,759
- "Tony, how do you go to the bathroom
- in the suit?"
- 710
- 00:54:27,181 --> 00:54:28,598
- Just like that.
- 711
- 00:54:32,227 --> 00:54:35,188
- Does this guy know
- how to throw a party or what?
- 712
- 00:54:38,859 --> 00:54:39,901
- I love you.
- 713
- 00:54:40,027 --> 00:54:42,653
- Unbelievable! Thank you so much.
- 714
- 00:54:42,738 --> 00:54:46,699
- Tony, we all thank you so much
- for such a wonderful night.
- 715
- 00:54:46,783 --> 00:54:50,786
- And we're gonna say good night now,
- and thank you all for coming.
- 716
- 00:54:50,871 --> 00:54:52,079
- No, no, no, we can't... Wait, wait, wait.
- 717
- 00:54:52,206 --> 00:54:53,956
- We didn't have the cake.
- We didn't blow out the candles.
- 718
- 00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:56,834
- You're out of control, okay?
- Trust me on this one, okay?
- 719
- 00:54:56,919 --> 00:54:59,253
- - You're out of control, gorgeous.
- - It's time to go to bed. It's time.
- 720
- 00:54:59,379 --> 00:55:00,463
- - Give me another smooch.
- - You're not going to be
- 721
- 00:55:00,547 --> 00:55:01,756
- - happy about this.
- - Come on, you know you want to.
- 722
- 00:55:01,882 --> 00:55:03,216
- You just peed the suit.
- 723
- 00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:04,759
- - I know. It has a filtration system.
- - It's not sexy.
- 724
- 00:55:04,885 --> 00:55:06,260
- You could drink that water.
- 725
- 00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:09,931
- Just send everybody home, okay?
- It's time to...
- 726
- 00:55:10,057 --> 00:55:11,766
- - If you say so.
- - Okay.
- 727
- 00:55:11,892 --> 00:55:14,060
- I'll take this, you take that.
- 728
- 00:55:15,437 --> 00:55:17,063
- Pepper Potts.
- 729
- 00:55:18,398 --> 00:55:19,899
- She's right. The party's over.
- 730
- 00:55:19,983 --> 00:55:22,944
- Then again, the party was over for me,
- like, an hour and a half ago.
- 731
- 00:55:23,070 --> 00:55:26,572
- The after-party starts in 15 minutes.
- 732
- 00:55:30,118 --> 00:55:34,288
- And if anybody, Pepper,
- doesn't like it, there's the door.
- 733
- 00:55:40,754 --> 00:55:42,129
- Yeah!
- 734
- 00:55:46,510 --> 00:55:47,760
- Hit!
- 735
- 00:55:54,935 --> 00:55:56,612
- Pull!
- 736
- 00:56:15,622 --> 00:56:17,790
- I think she wants the Gallagher!
- 737
- 00:56:27,134 --> 00:56:29,051
- I'm only gonna say this once.
- 738
- 00:56:32,556 --> 00:56:33,889
- Get out.
- 739
- 00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:43,482
- You don't deserve to wear one of these.
- Shut it down!
- 740
- 00:56:45,110 --> 00:56:46,277
- Goldstein.
- 741
- 00:56:47,529 --> 00:56:48,738
- Yes, Mr Stark?
- 742
- 00:56:48,822 --> 00:56:52,074
- Give me a phat beat
- to beat my buddy's ass to.
- 743
- 00:56:55,871 --> 00:56:57,872
- I told you to shut it down.
- 744
- 00:57:08,383 --> 00:57:11,969
- Now, put that thing back where
- you found it before someone gets hurt.
- 745
- 00:57:18,685 --> 00:57:19,935
- Really?
- 746
- 00:57:27,736 --> 00:57:31,322
- Sorry, pal,
- but Iron Man doesn't have a sidekick.
- 747
- 00:57:31,907 --> 00:57:34,158
- Sidekick this!
- 748
- 00:57:42,668 --> 00:57:44,168
- Had enough?
- 749
- 00:57:45,087 --> 00:57:46,545
- - Natalie!
- - Miss Potts.
- 750
- 00:57:46,630 --> 00:57:48,756
- Don't you "Miss Potts" me! I'm on to you.
- 751
- 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,883
- You know what?
- Ever since you came here...
- 752
- 00:57:54,596 --> 00:57:55,638
- Pepper!
- 753
- 00:57:57,182 --> 00:57:58,516
- Get out of here. Get out of here.
- 754
- 00:58:04,773 --> 00:58:07,525
- You want it? Take it!
- 755
- 00:58:48,775 --> 00:58:49,984
- Put your hand down.
- 756
- 00:58:50,068 --> 00:58:52,278
- You think you got what it takes
- to wear that suit?
- 757
- 00:58:52,362 --> 00:58:53,654
- We don't have to do this, Tony.
- 758
- 00:58:53,947 --> 00:58:55,614
- You wanna be the War Machine,
- take your shot.
- 759
- 00:58:55,699 --> 00:58:57,533
- - Put it down!
- - You gonna take a shot?
- 760
- 00:58:57,617 --> 00:58:58,868
- - Put it down!
- - No!
- 761
- 00:58:58,952 --> 00:59:00,411
- - Drop it, Tony!
- - Take it.
- 762
- 01:00:11,441 --> 01:00:13,859
- Edwards Tower, this is Lieutenant
- Colonel James Rhodes,
- 763
- 01:00:13,944 --> 01:00:17,154
- inbound from three miles east
- at 5,000 feet...
- 764
- 01:01:01,575 --> 01:01:02,908
- Colonel.
- 765
- 01:01:03,869 --> 01:01:05,119
- Major.
- 766
- 01:01:05,871 --> 01:01:06,996
- Wow.
- 767
- 01:01:08,206 --> 01:01:09,498
- Yeah.
- 768
- 01:01:11,334 --> 01:01:13,252
- Let's take it inside.
- 769
- 01:01:13,336 --> 01:01:14,837
- Clear the area.
- 770
- 01:01:37,611 --> 01:01:38,819
- Sir!
- 771
- 01:01:38,904 --> 01:01:41,363
- I'm gonna have to ask you
- to exit the doughnut.
- 772
- 01:01:45,410 --> 01:01:47,650
- I told you I don't wanna join
- your super-secret boy band.
- 773
- 01:01:48,455 --> 01:01:52,124
- No, no, no. See, I remember,
- you do everything yourself.
- 774
- 01:01:52,208 --> 01:01:55,419
- - How's that working out for you?
- - It's... It's... It's...
- 775
- 01:01:56,922 --> 01:01:58,255
- I'm sorry.
- I don't wanna get off on the wrong foot.
- 776
- 01:01:58,340 --> 01:02:00,132
- Do I look at the patch or the eye?
- 777
- 01:02:01,259 --> 01:02:02,343
- Honestly, I'm a bit hung over.
- 778
- 01:02:02,427 --> 01:02:04,762
- I'm not sure if you're real
- or if I'm having...
- 779
- 01:02:04,846 --> 01:02:06,931
- I am very real.
- 780
- 01:02:07,015 --> 01:02:09,016
- I'm the realest person
- you're ever gonna meet.
- 781
- 01:02:09,517 --> 01:02:12,770
- - Just my luck. Where's the staff here?
- - That's not looking so good.
- 782
- 01:02:13,521 --> 01:02:15,522
- I've been worse.
- 783
- 01:02:17,192 --> 01:02:18,312
- We've secured the perimeter,
- 784
- 01:02:18,318 --> 01:02:21,195
- but I don't think we should
- hold it for too much longer.
- 785
- 01:02:24,783 --> 01:02:27,618
- - You're fired.
- - That's not up to you.
- 786
- 01:02:28,328 --> 01:02:31,538
- Tony, I want you to meet
- Agent Romanoff.
- 787
- 01:02:31,623 --> 01:02:32,748
- - Hi.
- - I'm a S.H.I.E.L.D. shadow.
- 788
- 01:02:32,832 --> 01:02:35,459
- Once we knew you were ill,
- I was tasked to you by Director Fury.
- 789
- 01:02:35,543 --> 01:02:37,378
- I suggest you apologise.
- 790
- 01:02:37,462 --> 01:02:39,004
- You've been very busy.
- 791
- 01:02:39,089 --> 01:02:42,341
- You made your girl your CEO,
- you're giving away all your stuff.
- 792
- 01:02:42,425 --> 01:02:45,427
- You let your friend
- fly away with your suit.
- 793
- 01:02:45,512 --> 01:02:46,887
- Now, if I didn't know better...
- 794
- 01:02:46,972 --> 01:02:48,973
- You don't know better.
- I didn't give it to him. He took it.
- 795
- 01:02:49,057 --> 01:02:51,725
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. He took it?
- 796
- 01:02:51,810 --> 01:02:55,020
- You're Iron Man and he just took it?
- 797
- 01:02:55,105 --> 01:02:57,905
- The little brother walked in there,
- kicked your ass and took your suit?
- 798
- 01:02:57,983 --> 01:02:59,191
- Is that possible?
- 799
- 01:02:59,275 --> 01:03:01,902
- Well, according to Mr Stark's
- database security guidelines,
- 800
- 01:03:01,987 --> 01:03:04,989
- there are redundancies
- to prevent unauthorised usage.
- 801
- 01:03:07,784 --> 01:03:10,411
- - What do you want from me?
- - What do we want from you?
- 802
- 01:03:10,495 --> 01:03:12,371
- What do you want from me?
- 803
- 01:03:12,455 --> 01:03:16,125
- You have become a problem,
- a problem I have to deal with.
- 804
- 01:03:16,209 --> 01:03:19,461
- Contrary to your belief,
- you are not the centre of my universe.
- 805
- 01:03:19,546 --> 01:03:22,589
- I have bigger problems than you
- in the southwest region to deal with.
- 806
- 01:03:22,674 --> 01:03:23,716
- Hit him.
- 807
- 01:03:24,926 --> 01:03:28,262
- Oh, God, are you gonna
- steal my kidney and sell it?
- 808
- 01:03:28,722 --> 01:03:31,640
- Could you please not do anything awful
- for five seconds?
- 809
- 01:03:32,225 --> 01:03:35,853
- - What did she just do to me?
- - What did we just do for you?
- 810
- 01:03:35,937 --> 01:03:38,355
- That's lithium dioxide.
- It's gonna take the edge off.
- 811
- 01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:40,315
- We're trying to get you back to work.
- 812
- 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:42,484
- Give me a couple of boxes of that.
- I'll be right as rain.
- 813
- 01:03:42,569 --> 01:03:44,486
- It's not a cure,
- it just abates the symptoms.
- 814
- 01:03:44,571 --> 01:03:47,072
- Doesn't look like it's gonna be
- an easy fix.
- 815
- 01:03:47,157 --> 01:03:49,366
- Trust me, I know. I'm good at this stuff.
- 816
- 01:03:49,451 --> 01:03:51,827
- I've been looking for a suitable
- replacement for palladium.
- 817
- 01:03:51,911 --> 01:03:56,331
- I've tried every combination, every
- permutation of every known element.
- 818
- 01:03:56,416 --> 01:03:59,501
- Well, I'm here to tell you,
- you haven't tried them all.
- 819
- 01:04:00,962 --> 01:04:04,089
- Hey, hey, hey. Special delivery.
- 820
- 01:04:04,174 --> 01:04:05,716
- Candygram.
- 821
- 01:04:09,929 --> 01:04:11,388
- I brought you something.
- 822
- 01:04:11,973 --> 01:04:13,724
- Oh, yeah.
- 823
- 01:04:16,269 --> 01:04:18,103
- We got you the bird, pal.
- 824
- 01:04:18,188 --> 01:04:19,521
- This is not my bird.
- 825
- 01:04:19,939 --> 01:04:22,024
- What do you mean?
- That's the bird. This is the bird.
- 826
- 01:04:22,108 --> 01:04:24,902
- Yeah. Pulled a lot of strings
- to get this bird.
- 827
- 01:04:24,986 --> 01:04:26,278
- This is a great bird.
- 828
- 01:04:26,362 --> 01:04:28,989
- - It's a beautiful bird.
- - We got this all the way from Russia.
- 829
- 01:04:29,074 --> 01:04:31,533
- Hey, man, this not my bird.
- 830
- 01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:37,790
- Well, listen, even if it's not the bird,
- I mean, this is a gorgeous bird.
- 831
- 01:04:37,874 --> 01:04:40,667
- I mean, you know, look,
- don't get so attached to things.
- 832
- 01:04:40,752 --> 01:04:42,461
- Learn to let go.
- 833
- 01:04:45,215 --> 01:04:47,716
- Wait a minute. Jack, what is that?
- 834
- 01:04:48,259 --> 01:04:51,386
- Is that... That's not a helmet.
- What is that?
- 835
- 01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:03,440
- Ivan... What's this? Jack.
- 836
- 01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:06,520
- Is that a helmet?
- It doesn't look like a helmet to me.
- 837
- 01:05:06,528 --> 01:05:09,113
- How... How are you supposed
- to get a head in there?
- 838
- 01:05:09,197 --> 01:05:11,037
- - Jack, could you put your head in there?
- - No.
- 839
- 01:05:11,116 --> 01:05:14,326
- Try to put your head in there.
- Go ahead. Try to put your head in there.
- 840
- 01:05:14,410 --> 01:05:17,079
- See, Ivan?
- He can't put his head in there.
- 841
- 01:05:17,163 --> 01:05:21,542
- That's... That's not a helmet. It's a head.
- I need to put a guy in there.
- 842
- 01:05:21,626 --> 01:05:25,003
- I need to fit a person in that suit.
- You understand?
- 843
- 01:05:25,338 --> 01:05:27,464
- - Drone better.
- - What? Drone better?
- 844
- 01:05:27,549 --> 01:05:30,134
- Why is drone better?
- Why is drone better?
- 845
- 01:05:30,218 --> 01:05:32,010
- People make problem.
- 846
- 01:05:32,095 --> 01:05:33,971
- Trust me. Drone better.
- 847
- 01:05:34,430 --> 01:05:38,600
- Ivan, you know, I like you.
- I got you the bird.
- 848
- 01:05:39,477 --> 01:05:41,311
- You said, "No problem."
- 849
- 01:05:41,396 --> 01:05:44,314
- That's what you said to me.
- You said, "No problem."
- 850
- 01:05:44,399 --> 01:05:47,192
- Now I need suits.
- The government wants suits.
- 851
- 01:05:47,277 --> 01:05:49,278
- Like Iron Man. You understand?
- 852
- 01:05:49,362 --> 01:05:52,489
- That's what the people want.
- That's what's gonna make them happy.
- 853
- 01:05:53,324 --> 01:05:54,658
- Hey, man.
- 854
- 01:05:56,202 --> 01:05:58,787
- Don't get too attached to things.
- 855
- 01:05:59,497 --> 01:06:01,206
- Learn to let go.
- 856
- 01:06:04,294 --> 01:06:07,296
- These drones
- better steal the show, Ivan.
- 857
- 01:06:07,922 --> 01:06:11,341
- You understand?
- Better rock my world, Ivan.
- 858
- 01:06:20,935 --> 01:06:22,603
- Unbelievable.
- 859
- 01:06:23,062 --> 01:06:25,731
- This ought to get the Senate off my ass.
- 860
- 01:06:25,815 --> 01:06:29,193
- - It's functional?
- - Fully mission-capable.
- 861
- 01:06:29,569 --> 01:06:32,946
- Good. Get Hammer down here
- to weaponize it.
- 862
- 01:06:33,948 --> 01:06:34,990
- Sir?
- 863
- 01:06:35,074 --> 01:06:37,701
- Justin Hammer's making
- a weapons presentation at the Expo.
- 864
- 01:06:37,785 --> 01:06:39,411
- We'd like this to introduce it.
- 865
- 01:06:39,495 --> 01:06:41,079
- Sir, I don't believe that the Expo...
- 866
- 01:06:41,164 --> 01:06:43,957
- Colonel, the world needs
- to see this fast.
- 867
- 01:06:44,042 --> 01:06:47,085
- - We've got to make this happen.
- - Yes, General, but...
- 868
- 01:06:47,170 --> 01:06:49,171
- It's also an order.
- 869
- 01:06:49,547 --> 01:06:50,881
- Yes, sir.
- 870
- 01:06:51,257 --> 01:06:54,718
- Good work, Colonel.
- You've made your country proud.
- 871
- 01:06:54,802 --> 01:06:56,428
- Thank you, sir.
- 872
- 01:07:02,602 --> 01:07:06,313
- That thing in your chest
- is based on unfinished technology.
- 873
- 01:07:06,397 --> 01:07:07,439
- No, it was finished.
- 874
- 01:07:07,523 --> 01:07:11,652
- It has never been particularly effective
- until I miniaturised it and put it in my...
- 875
- 01:07:11,736 --> 01:07:13,862
- No. Howard said the arc reactor
- 876
- 01:07:13,947 --> 01:07:15,697
- was the stepping stone
- to something greater.
- 877
- 01:07:15,782 --> 01:07:20,285
- He was about to kick off an energy race
- that was gonna dwarf the arms race.
- 878
- 01:07:20,787 --> 01:07:21,912
- He was on to something big,
- 879
- 01:07:21,996 --> 01:07:25,457
- something so big that it was gonna
- make the nuclear reactor
- 880
- 01:07:25,541 --> 01:07:27,542
- look like a triple-A battery.
- 881
- 01:07:27,627 --> 01:07:30,128
- Just him,
- or was Anton Vanko in on this, too?
- 882
- 01:07:30,213 --> 01:07:33,298
- Anton Vanko
- is the other side of that coin.
- 883
- 01:07:33,383 --> 01:07:35,425
- Anton saw it as a way to get rich.
- 884
- 01:07:35,510 --> 01:07:37,886
- When your father found out,
- he had him deported.
- 885
- 01:07:37,971 --> 01:07:39,888
- When the Russians found out
- he couldn't deliver,
- 886
- 01:07:39,973 --> 01:07:41,515
- they shipped his ass off to Siberia
- 887
- 01:07:41,599 --> 01:07:44,351
- and he spent the next 20 years
- in a vodka-fuelled rage.
- 888
- 01:07:44,435 --> 01:07:46,979
- Not quite the environment
- you want to raise a kid in,
- 889
- 01:07:47,063 --> 01:07:51,191
- the son you had the misfortune
- of crossing paths with in Monaco.
- 890
- 01:07:51,567 --> 01:07:52,901
- You told me I hadn't tried everything.
- 891
- 01:07:52,986 --> 01:07:55,195
- What do you mean I haven't
- tried everything? What haven't I tried?
- 892
- 01:07:55,280 --> 01:07:59,533
- He said that you were the only person
- with the means and knowledge
- 893
- 01:07:59,659 --> 01:08:01,660
- to finish what he started.
- 894
- 01:08:01,744 --> 01:08:03,245
- He said that?
- 895
- 01:08:03,413 --> 01:08:06,039
- Are you that guy? Are you?
- 896
- 01:08:06,124 --> 01:08:11,420
- 'Cause if you are, then you can solve
- the riddle of your heart.
- 897
- 01:08:15,717 --> 01:08:17,175
- I don't know
- where you get your information,
- 898
- 01:08:17,260 --> 01:08:19,511
- but he wasn't my biggest fan.
- 899
- 01:08:19,595 --> 01:08:20,995
- What do you remember
- about your dad?
- 900
- 01:08:21,055 --> 01:08:22,764
- He was cold, he was calculating.
- 901
- 01:08:22,849 --> 01:08:25,600
- He never told me he loved me.
- He never even told me he liked me,
- 902
- 01:08:25,685 --> 01:08:27,269
- so it's a little tough for me to digest
- 903
- 01:08:27,353 --> 01:08:29,873
- when you're telling me he said
- the whole future was riding on me
- 904
- 01:08:29,897 --> 01:08:32,858
- and he's passing it down.
- I don't get that.
- 905
- 01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:34,192
- You're talking about a guy
- whose happiest day
- 906
- 01:08:34,277 --> 01:08:35,777
- was when he shipped me
- off to boarding school.
- 907
- 01:08:35,862 --> 01:08:36,945
- That's not true.
- 908
- 01:08:37,030 --> 01:08:39,698
- Well, then, clearly you knew my dad
- better than I did.
- 909
- 01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:43,785
- As a matter of fact, I did. He was one of
- the founding members of S.H.I.E.L.D.
- 910
- 01:08:43,870 --> 01:08:45,037
- What?
- 911
- 01:08:45,580 --> 01:08:47,664
- - I got a 2:00.
- - Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- 912
- 01:08:47,749 --> 01:08:49,309
- - What's this?
- - Okay, you're good, right?
- 913
- 01:08:49,375 --> 01:08:51,126
- - No, I'm not good.
- - You got this? Right? Right?
- 914
- 01:08:51,210 --> 01:08:53,086
- Got what? I don't even know
- what I'm supposed to get.
- 915
- 01:08:53,171 --> 01:08:56,423
- Natasha will remain a floater at Stark
- with her cover intact.
- 916
- 01:08:56,507 --> 01:08:59,426
- - You remember Agent Coulson, right?
- - Yeah.
- 917
- 01:08:59,844 --> 01:09:01,345
- And Tony,
- 918
- 01:09:02,555 --> 01:09:05,599
- remember, I got my eye on you.
- 919
- 01:09:11,647 --> 01:09:14,900
- We've disabled all communications.
- No contact with the outside world.
- 920
- 01:09:14,984 --> 01:09:16,360
- Good luck.
- 921
- 01:09:20,448 --> 01:09:21,698
- Please.
- 922
- 01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:25,494
- First thing, I need a little bodywork.
- I'll put in a little time at the lab.
- 923
- 01:09:25,578 --> 01:09:27,746
- If we could send one of your goon squad
- down to The Coffee Bean,
- 924
- 01:09:27,830 --> 01:09:30,415
- Cross Creek, for a Starbucks run,
- or something like that, that'd be nice.
- 925
- 01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:31,625
- I'm not here for that.
- 926
- 01:09:31,709 --> 01:09:33,189
- I've been authorised by Director Fury
- 927
- 01:09:33,252 --> 01:09:35,712
- to use any means necessary
- to keep you on premises.
- 928
- 01:09:35,797 --> 01:09:38,423
- If you attempt to leave
- or play any games,
- 929
- 01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:41,718
- I will tase you and watch Supernanny
- while you drool into the carpet.
- 930
- 01:09:41,803 --> 01:09:44,054
- - Okay?
- - I think I got it, yeah.
- 931
- 01:09:44,138 --> 01:09:46,014
- Enjoy your evening's entertainment.
- 932
- 01:10:12,375 --> 01:10:14,000
- Think this is the power source?
- 933
- 01:10:14,085 --> 01:10:18,880
- Major, this is not a scientific exercise.
- Let's just focus on arming it, all right?
- 934
- 01:10:20,007 --> 01:10:21,341
- Yes, sir.
- 935
- 01:10:21,759 --> 01:10:23,051
- Oh, yes!
- 936
- 01:10:23,469 --> 01:10:25,387
- Oh, yes, yes, yes.
- 937
- 01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:27,222
- Is it my birthday?
- 938
- 01:10:27,515 --> 01:10:30,934
- You got it.
- What did you do? What did you do?
- 939
- 01:10:34,063 --> 01:10:36,898
- - Is this what I think it is?
- - Yes, it is.
- 940
- 01:10:36,983 --> 01:10:40,068
- Hammer, I want to know
- what you're gonna do for us.
- 941
- 01:10:40,236 --> 01:10:41,736
- What am I going to do for you?
- 942
- 01:10:41,821 --> 01:10:44,901
- Well, the first thing I'm gonna do for you
- is I'm gonna upgrade your software.
- 943
- 01:10:44,949 --> 01:10:47,951
- - And then, second, I think I should...
- - That's not what I'm talking about.
- 944
- 01:10:48,035 --> 01:10:50,370
- I'm talking about firepower.
- 945
- 01:10:51,873 --> 01:10:53,957
- Well, you're talking to the right guy.
- 946
- 01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:58,545
- Claridge Hi-Tec,
- semi-automatic, 9mm pistol.
- 947
- 01:10:59,839 --> 01:11:02,174
- Too downtown? I agree.
- 948
- 01:11:02,717 --> 01:11:04,968
- M24 shotgun, pump action.
- 949
- 01:11:05,595 --> 01:11:06,887
- Five-round magazine.
- 950
- 01:11:06,971 --> 01:11:08,371
- You know what? You're not a hunter.
- 951
- 01:11:08,389 --> 01:11:10,474
- What am I talking about?
- I'm getting rid of it.
- 952
- 01:11:10,558 --> 01:11:13,018
- This is the FN-2000 from Belgium.
- 953
- 01:11:13,102 --> 01:11:15,395
- They do make something
- better than waffles.
- 954
- 01:11:16,230 --> 01:11:18,356
- It's beautiful, but I can tell
- this isn't disco enough for you,
- 955
- 01:11:18,441 --> 01:11:19,733
- so I'm gonna put it right here.
- 956
- 01:11:19,817 --> 01:11:22,861
- You're looking at
- a Milkor 40mm grenade launcher.
- 957
- 01:11:22,945 --> 01:11:25,989
- Tear gas, smoke. Hippie control.
- 958
- 01:11:26,240 --> 01:11:27,574
- You're tough.
- 959
- 01:11:27,658 --> 01:11:30,160
- Let me tell you something.
- Size does matter.
- 960
- 01:11:30,244 --> 01:11:31,745
- Don't let anyone tell you different.
- 961
- 01:11:32,163 --> 01:11:35,457
- This is an M1347.62 Minigun.
- 962
- 01:11:35,541 --> 01:11:39,002
- Six individual barrels.
- The torso taker, powder maker.
- 963
- 01:11:39,086 --> 01:11:41,213
- Our boys in uniform call it
- Uncle Gazpacho,
- 964
- 01:11:41,297 --> 01:11:43,673
- or Puff the Magic Dragon.
- 965
- 01:11:46,677 --> 01:11:47,761
- Okay.
- 966
- 01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:53,475
- These are the Cubans, baby.
- This is the Cohibas, the Montecristos.
- 967
- 01:11:55,144 --> 01:11:57,062
- This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle
- 968
- 01:11:57,146 --> 01:12:01,441
- with a secondary
- cyclotrimethylenetrinitramine RDX burst.
- 969
- 01:12:02,026 --> 01:12:05,529
- It's capable of busting the bunker
- under the bunker you just busted.
- 970
- 01:12:05,613 --> 01:12:07,781
- If it were any smarter,
- it would write a book.
- 971
- 01:12:07,865 --> 01:12:11,284
- A book that would make Ulysses
- look like it was written in crayon.
- 972
- 01:12:11,869 --> 01:12:13,119
- It would read it to you.
- 973
- 01:12:13,788 --> 01:12:15,288
- This is my Eiffel Tower.
- 974
- 01:12:15,373 --> 01:12:18,458
- This is my Rachmaninoff's Th ird.
- My Pietà .
- 975
- 01:12:18,542 --> 01:12:21,628
- It's completely elegant.
- It's bafflingly beautiful.
- 976
- 01:12:21,712 --> 01:12:26,424
- It's capable of reducing the population
- of any standing structure to zero.
- 977
- 01:12:27,510 --> 01:12:29,427
- I call it the Ex-Wife.
- 978
- 01:12:34,558 --> 01:12:36,476
- That's the best I got.
- 979
- 01:12:41,565 --> 01:12:43,233
- Are we gonna do this?
- Give me something here.
- 980
- 01:12:43,317 --> 01:12:47,279
- - You're like a sphinx. I can't read you.
- - I think I'll take it.
- 981
- 01:12:47,571 --> 01:12:50,240
- - Which one?
- - All of it.
- 982
- 01:12:52,201 --> 01:12:53,243
- All of it.
- 983
- 01:13:30,656 --> 01:13:34,284
- Everything is achievable
- through technology.
- 984
- 01:13:34,535 --> 01:13:36,911
- Better living, robust health
- 985
- 01:13:36,996 --> 01:13:42,834
- and for the first time in human history,
- the possibility of world peace.
- 986
- 01:13:43,336 --> 01:13:44,586
- I'm Howard Stark,
- 987
- 01:13:44,670 --> 01:13:48,673
- and everything you'll need for the future
- can be found right here.
- 988
- 01:13:48,799 --> 01:13:51,801
- City of the Future?
- City of Tomorrow? City of...
- 989
- 01:13:57,641 --> 01:13:58,767
- I'm Howard Stark,
- 990
- 01:13:58,851 --> 01:14:02,771
- and everything you'll need in the future
- can be found right here.
- 991
- 01:14:02,855 --> 01:14:05,690
- So, from all of us at Stark lndustries,
- 992
- 01:14:05,816 --> 01:14:08,109
- I would like to personally...
- 993
- 01:14:08,694 --> 01:14:10,945
- Tony, what are you doing back there?
- What is that?
- 994
- 01:14:11,030 --> 01:14:14,657
- Put that back.
- Put it back where you got it from.
- 995
- 01:14:14,867 --> 01:14:17,035
- Where's your mother? Maria?
- 996
- 01:14:17,453 --> 01:14:19,371
- Go on. Go, go, go, go.
- 997
- 01:14:21,665 --> 01:14:23,875
- All right, I think we got...
- 998
- 01:14:24,210 --> 01:14:26,044
- I'll... I'll... I'll come in and...
- 999
- 01:14:29,965 --> 01:14:31,883
- Are you waiting on me?
- 1000
- 01:14:33,677 --> 01:14:38,306
- So, from all of us at Stark lndustries,
- I'd like to personally show you
- 1001
- 01:14:39,058 --> 01:14:40,141
- my ass.
- 1002
- 01:14:40,226 --> 01:14:42,310
- I'd like to... I can't... This is...
- 1003
- 01:14:42,395 --> 01:14:44,729
- I can't... We have this, don't we?
- 1004
- 01:14:44,855 --> 01:14:47,816
- This is a ridiculous way...
- 1005
- 01:14:48,234 --> 01:14:49,734
- Everything
- 1006
- 01:14:50,736 --> 01:14:52,237
- is achievable
- 1007
- 01:14:53,030 --> 01:14:54,906
- through technology.
- 1008
- 01:15:07,378 --> 01:15:08,503
- Tony?
- 1009
- 01:15:08,587 --> 01:15:10,505
- You're too young
- to understand this right now,
- 1010
- 01:15:10,589 --> 01:15:13,591
- so I thought
- I would put it on film for you.
- 1011
- 01:15:15,428 --> 01:15:17,262
- I built this for you.
- 1012
- 01:15:18,264 --> 01:15:20,849
- And someday you'll realise
- that it represents a whole lot more
- 1013
- 01:15:20,933 --> 01:15:24,936
- than just people's inventions.
- It represents my life's work.
- 1014
- 01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:28,440
- This is the key to the future.
- 1015
- 01:15:31,402 --> 01:15:36,197
- I'm limited by the technology of my time,
- but one day you'll figure this out.
- 1016
- 01:15:37,074 --> 01:15:38,783
- And when you do,
- 1017
- 01:15:39,702 --> 01:15:41,786
- you will change the world.
- 1018
- 01:15:43,247 --> 01:15:47,208
- What is and always will be
- my greatest creation
- 1019
- 01:15:49,587 --> 01:15:50,962
- is you.
- 1020
- 01:16:11,942 --> 01:16:14,736
- - $6. Six.
- - I don't have any dough.
- 1021
- 01:16:14,820 --> 01:16:16,404
- - Here.
- - No, sir, that's too much.
- 1022
- 01:16:16,489 --> 01:16:17,655
- No, it's fine. Take that.
- 1023
- 01:16:17,781 --> 01:16:19,782
- - It's fine.
- - No, señor.
- 1024
- 01:16:19,992 --> 01:16:22,994
- Take it. Take it.
- I don't like people handing me things.
- 1025
- 01:16:23,078 --> 01:16:24,996
- If you just drop that there,
- that'd be great.
- 1026
- 01:16:25,331 --> 01:16:27,957
- - Are you Iron Man?
- - Sometimes.
- 1027
- 01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:29,834
- We believe in you.
- 1028
- 01:16:30,294 --> 01:16:33,004
- It was an illegal seizure
- of trademark property.
- 1029
- 01:16:33,422 --> 01:16:34,506
- - Miss Potts?
- - Relax.
- 1030
- 01:16:34,632 --> 01:16:35,673
- - Mr Stark...
- - Is here.
- 1031
- 01:16:35,758 --> 01:16:37,592
- - He refuses...
- - I don't. It's fine.
- 1032
- 01:16:37,676 --> 01:16:40,261
- - I'll just be a second.
- - Listen, it's our position
- 1033
- 01:16:40,346 --> 01:16:42,597
- that Stark has and continues to maintain
- 1034
- 01:16:42,681 --> 01:16:45,433
- proprietary ownership
- of the Mark II platform.
- 1035
- 01:16:45,518 --> 01:16:48,269
- When Mr Stark announced
- he was indeed Iron Man,
- 1036
- 01:16:48,354 --> 01:16:50,522
- - he was making a promise to America.
- - No, the suit belongs to us.
- 1037
- 01:16:50,648 --> 01:16:52,524
- We trusted that he would look out for us.
- 1038
- 01:16:52,650 --> 01:16:54,810
- - Yeah, but you're not... Burt...
- - He obviously did not.
- 1039
- 01:16:54,818 --> 01:16:57,111
- - And now we learn that his secretary...
- - Yes, it does.
- 1040
- 01:16:57,196 --> 01:16:59,531
- A woman named
- Virginia "Pepper" Potts,
- 1041
- 01:16:59,657 --> 01:17:02,367
- has been appointed
- as CEO of Stark lndustries.
- 1042
- 01:17:02,451 --> 01:17:03,952
- What are her qualifications?
- 1043
- 01:17:04,036 --> 01:17:05,119
- - No.
- - Ms Potts is doing
- 1044
- 01:17:05,204 --> 01:17:06,371
- nothing to manage this terrible...
- 1045
- 01:17:06,455 --> 01:17:07,956
- - Mute.
- - No...
- 1046
- 01:17:08,791 --> 01:17:10,792
- Burt... Burt... Burt, listen to me.
- 1047
- 01:17:10,876 --> 01:17:13,294
- Don't tell me that we have
- the best patent laWyers in the country
- 1048
- 01:17:13,379 --> 01:17:15,505
- and then not let me pursue this.
- 1049
- 01:17:15,881 --> 01:17:16,965
- I'll get this stuff out of here.
- 1050
- 01:17:17,049 --> 01:17:19,884
- Well, then, tell the President
- to sign an order.
- 1051
- 01:17:20,678 --> 01:17:22,136
- We'll talk about it at the Expo.
- 1052
- 01:17:22,221 --> 01:17:25,223
- Hammer's giving some presentation
- tomorrow evening.
- 1053
- 01:17:25,307 --> 01:17:28,184
- - Will Tony Stark be there?
- - Will I?
- 1054
- 01:17:28,811 --> 01:17:31,062
- - No, he will not. Bye.
- - I would like to be.
- 1055
- 01:17:32,356 --> 01:17:33,398
- - Got a minute?
- - No.
- 1056
- 01:17:33,524 --> 01:17:36,234
- Come on, you just got off the phone.
- You're fine, 30 seconds.
- 1057
- 01:17:37,695 --> 01:17:39,988
- Twenty-nine. Twenty-eight.
- 1058
- 01:17:40,072 --> 01:17:41,739
- I was just driving over here,
- 1059
- 01:17:41,824 --> 01:17:44,325
- and I thought I was coming
- to basically apologise, but I'm not.
- 1060
- 01:17:44,410 --> 01:17:47,171
- - You didn't come here to apologise?
- - Look, that goes without saying,
- 1061
- 01:17:47,246 --> 01:17:48,830
- and I'm working on that.
- 1062
- 01:17:48,914 --> 01:17:52,917
- But I haven't been
- entirely upfront with you,
- 1063
- 01:17:53,002 --> 01:17:54,168
- and I just want to try to make good.
- 1064
- 01:17:54,253 --> 01:17:56,588
- Can I move this? This is crazy.
- 1065
- 01:17:56,672 --> 01:17:57,755
- It's like a Ferris wheel going.
- 1066
- 01:17:57,881 --> 01:17:59,161
- - I'm trying to get some...
- - No.
- 1067
- 01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:04,095
- Do you know how short life is?
- 1068
- 01:18:04,221 --> 01:18:07,265
- And if I never got to express...
- 1069
- 01:18:07,349 --> 01:18:10,018
- And by the way,
- this is somewhat revelatory to me.
- 1070
- 01:18:10,102 --> 01:18:12,520
- And I don't care...
- I mean, I care. It would be nice.
- 1071
- 01:18:12,605 --> 01:18:14,272
- I'm not expecting you to...
- 1072
- 01:18:14,356 --> 01:18:15,523
- Look, here's what I'm trying to say.
- 1073
- 01:18:15,608 --> 01:18:17,442
- - I'm just gonna say it.
- - Let me stop you right here, okay?
- 1074
- 01:18:17,568 --> 01:18:20,028
- Because if you say "I" one more time,
- 1075
- 01:18:20,112 --> 01:18:22,905
- I'm gonna actually hurl something
- at your head, I think.
- 1076
- 01:18:23,449 --> 01:18:25,366
- I am trying to run a company.
- 1077
- 01:18:25,451 --> 01:18:28,036
- - Do you have any idea what that entails?
- - Yes.
- 1078
- 01:18:28,120 --> 01:18:31,122
- People are relying on you to be Iron Man
- and you've disappeared,
- 1079
- 01:18:31,206 --> 01:18:34,542
- and all I'm doing is putting out your fires
- and taking the heat for it.
- 1080
- 01:18:37,129 --> 01:18:40,632
- I am trying to do the job
- that you were meant to do.
- 1081
- 01:18:44,386 --> 01:18:46,721
- Did you bring me strawberries?
- 1082
- 01:18:47,806 --> 01:18:51,225
- Did you know that there's only
- one thing on Earth that I'm allergic to?
- 1083
- 01:18:51,310 --> 01:18:53,603
- Allergic to strawberries.
- 1084
- 01:18:56,148 --> 01:18:57,148
- This is progress, Pepper.
- 1085
- 01:18:57,274 --> 01:18:59,984
- I knew there was a correlation
- between you and this.
- 1086
- 01:19:00,903 --> 01:19:02,223
- - I need you...
- - I need you, too.
- 1087
- 01:19:02,237 --> 01:19:04,906
- - To leave now.
- - That's what I'm trying to...
- 1088
- 01:19:10,079 --> 01:19:11,496
- Ms Potts?
- 1089
- 01:19:12,122 --> 01:19:15,458
- - Hi, come on in.
- - Wheels up in 25 minutes.
- 1090
- 01:19:16,001 --> 01:19:17,335
- Thank you.
- 1091
- 01:19:19,129 --> 01:19:20,649
- - Anything else, boss?
- - I'm good, Hap.
- 1092
- 01:19:20,673 --> 01:19:23,800
- No, I'll be just... another minute.
- 1093
- 01:19:24,802 --> 01:19:26,427
- I lost both the kids in the divorce.
- 1094
- 01:19:30,683 --> 01:19:31,766
- No.
- 1095
- 01:19:33,936 --> 01:19:39,023
- Are you blending in well here, Natalie?
- Here at Stark Enterprises?
- 1096
- 01:19:40,192 --> 01:19:42,443
- Your name is Natalie, isn't it?
- 1097
- 01:19:42,528 --> 01:19:45,446
- I thought you two didn't get along.
- 1098
- 01:19:45,531 --> 01:19:48,866
- - No. That's not so.
- - It's just me you don't care for.
- 1099
- 01:19:49,034 --> 01:19:51,452
- - No? Nothing?
- - Actually, while you're here,
- 1100
- 01:19:51,537 --> 01:19:54,622
- maybe you and Natalie could discuss
- the matter of the personal belongings.
- 1101
- 01:19:54,707 --> 01:19:56,165
- Absolutely.
- 1102
- 01:20:02,631 --> 01:20:03,631
- I'm surprised
- you can keep your mouth shut.
- 1103
- 01:20:03,716 --> 01:20:04,799
- Boy, you're good.
- 1104
- 01:20:04,883 --> 01:20:07,468
- You are mind-blowingly duplicitous.
- How do you do it?
- 1105
- 01:20:07,553 --> 01:20:09,387
- You just tear things...
- You're a triple impostor.
- 1106
- 01:20:09,471 --> 01:20:11,723
- I've never seen anything like you.
- Is there anything real about you?
- 1107
- 01:20:11,849 --> 01:20:12,890
- Do you even speak Latin?
- 1108
- 01:20:15,060 --> 01:20:17,729
- Which means? Wait. What?
- What did you just say?
- 1109
- 01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:21,065
- It means you can either drive yourself
- home or I can have you collected.
- 1110
- 01:20:22,651 --> 01:20:24,068
- You're good.
- 1111
- 01:21:23,837 --> 01:21:26,506
- Jarvis, could you kindly Vac-U-Form
- a digital wire frame?
- 1112
- 01:21:26,632 --> 01:21:29,133
- I need a manipulatable projection.
- 1113
- 01:21:36,433 --> 01:21:39,977
- 1974 Stark Expo
- model scan complete, sir.
- 1114
- 01:21:42,189 --> 01:21:44,023
- How many buildings are there?
- 1115
- 01:21:44,149 --> 01:21:46,567
- Am I to include
- the Belgian waffle stands?
- 1116
- 01:21:46,652 --> 01:21:49,195
- That was rhetorical. Just show me.
- 1117
- 01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:06,587
- What does that look like to you, Jarvis?
- Not unlike an atom.
- 1118
- 01:22:06,672 --> 01:22:10,174
- In which case the nucleus
- would be here.
- 1119
- 01:22:11,218 --> 01:22:13,344
- Highlight the unisphere.
- 1120
- 01:22:22,145 --> 01:22:27,149
- - Lose the footpaths. Get rid of them.
- - What is it you're trying to achieve, sir?
- 1121
- 01:22:27,234 --> 01:22:29,068
- I'm discovering... Correction.
- 1122
- 01:22:29,194 --> 01:22:33,155
- I'm rediscovering a new element,
- I believe.
- 1123
- 01:22:33,907 --> 01:22:36,951
- Lose the landscaping,
- the shrubbery, the trees.
- 1124
- 01:22:37,035 --> 01:22:39,370
- Parking lots, exits, entrances.
- 1125
- 01:22:44,167 --> 01:22:50,172
- Structure the protons and the neutrons
- using the pavilions as a framework.
- 1126
- 01:22:53,218 --> 01:22:54,385
- Dad.
- 1127
- 01:23:15,616 --> 01:23:20,411
- Dead for almost 20 years,
- and still taking me to school.
- 1128
- 01:23:26,585 --> 01:23:31,213
- The proposed element should serve
- as a viable replacement for palladium.
- 1129
- 01:23:31,298 --> 01:23:32,381
- Thanks, Dad.
- 1130
- 01:23:32,466 --> 01:23:35,718
- Unfortunately, it is impossible
- to synthesise.
- 1131
- 01:23:40,265 --> 01:23:43,809
- Get ready for a major remodel, fellas.
- We're back in hardware mode.
- 1132
- 01:24:31,149 --> 01:24:33,442
- - I heard you broke the perimeter.
- - Yeah.
- 1133
- 01:24:34,027 --> 01:24:35,945
- That was, like, three years ago.
- Where you been?
- 1134
- 01:24:36,029 --> 01:24:40,032
- - I was doing some stuff.
- - Yeah, well, me, too, and it worked.
- 1135
- 01:24:40,158 --> 01:24:42,118
- Hey, I'm playing for
- the home team, Coulson,
- 1136
- 01:24:42,202 --> 01:24:44,286
- you and all your
- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.
- 1137
- 01:24:44,371 --> 01:24:46,291
- Now, are you gonna let me work
- or break my balls?
- 1138
- 01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:50,501
- What's this doing here?
- 1139
- 01:24:52,337 --> 01:24:53,379
- That's it.
- 1140
- 01:24:54,673 --> 01:24:56,799
- - Bring that to me.
- - You know what this is?
- 1141
- 01:24:56,883 --> 01:24:58,563
- It's exactly what I need
- to make this work.
- 1142
- 01:25:00,345 --> 01:25:01,387
- Lift the coil.
- 1143
- 01:25:01,888 --> 01:25:03,222
- Go, go. Put your knees into it.
- 1144
- 01:25:03,974 --> 01:25:05,850
- There you go. And...
- 1145
- 01:25:06,852 --> 01:25:08,811
- Drop it. Drop it.
- 1146
- 01:25:11,982 --> 01:25:15,067
- Perfectly level.
- I'm busy. What do you want?
- 1147
- 01:25:15,193 --> 01:25:18,362
- Nothing. Goodbye. I've been reassigned.
- 1148
- 01:25:18,905 --> 01:25:20,489
- Director Fury wants me in New Mexico.
- 1149
- 01:25:20,574 --> 01:25:23,033
- - Fantastic. Land of Enchantment.
- - So I'm told.
- 1150
- 01:25:23,160 --> 01:25:25,202
- - Secret stuff?
- - Something like that.
- 1151
- 01:25:26,580 --> 01:25:27,621
- - Good luck.
- - Bye.
- 1152
- 01:25:27,706 --> 01:25:29,790
- - Thanks.
- - We need you.
- 1153
- 01:25:29,875 --> 01:25:32,877
- - Yeah, more than you know.
- - Not that much.
- 1154
- 01:25:51,229 --> 01:25:53,856
- Initialising prismatic accelerator.
- 1155
- 01:25:59,905 --> 01:26:02,364
- Approaching maximum power.
- 1156
- 01:26:49,830 --> 01:26:51,080
- That was easy.
- 1157
- 01:27:07,639 --> 01:27:09,598
- Congratulations, sir.
- 1158
- 01:27:11,309 --> 01:27:13,811
- You have created a new element.
- 1159
- 01:27:21,778 --> 01:27:25,573
- Sir, the reactor has accepted
- the modified core.
- 1160
- 01:27:25,657 --> 01:27:28,284
- I will begin running diagnostics.
- 1161
- 01:27:34,165 --> 01:27:35,499
- Hey, Ivan.
- 1162
- 01:27:35,792 --> 01:27:37,418
- I got Senator Stern here.
- 1163
- 01:27:37,502 --> 01:27:39,942
- Thought we'd swing over
- and look at some of the drone designs.
- 1164
- 01:27:39,963 --> 01:27:42,214
- The drone is not going to be ready.
- 1165
- 01:27:42,507 --> 01:27:43,716
- Not ready? What do you mean?
- 1166
- 01:27:43,842 --> 01:27:47,261
- I can make presentation,
- not demonstration.
- 1167
- 01:27:47,345 --> 01:27:49,346
- What the hell is the difference?
- 1168
- 01:27:49,472 --> 01:27:52,224
- Presentation. No fly. No shoot.
- 1169
- 01:27:52,517 --> 01:27:54,351
- Well, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait.
- 1170
- 01:27:54,477 --> 01:27:57,563
- What can you make them do? I mean,
- this is a weapons demonstration.
- 1171
- 01:27:57,689 --> 01:28:00,983
- - I can make salute.
- - You can make salute?
- 1172
- 01:28:01,067 --> 01:28:02,443
- What do you mean, "make salute"?
- 1173
- 01:28:02,527 --> 01:28:06,614
- What the hell does that mean, lvan?
- This is not what we agreed to, okay?
- 1174
- 01:28:06,698 --> 01:28:09,325
- You promised me suits
- and then you promised me drones.
- 1175
- 01:28:09,409 --> 01:28:13,537
- - Hey, man, everything will be okay.
- - This is not what I wanted.
- 1176
- 01:28:25,675 --> 01:28:28,260
- Hey, there he is. It's the bird man.
- 1177
- 01:28:29,846 --> 01:28:35,434
- Now you like the bird. Is that right?
- Is that your bird? I'm confused.
- 1178
- 01:28:36,394 --> 01:28:39,772
- You said it wasn't,
- but now it looks like you're best of pals.
- 1179
- 01:28:39,898 --> 01:28:43,776
- You love that bird, don't you?
- You know what? Take the bird.
- 1180
- 01:28:45,570 --> 01:28:46,737
- Hey!
- 1181
- 01:28:48,782 --> 01:28:51,450
- Take his pillows, too. Both of them.
- 1182
- 01:28:52,744 --> 01:28:54,662
- And his shoes. Take his shoes.
- 1183
- 01:28:58,750 --> 01:29:00,417
- I took your stuff.
- 1184
- 01:29:00,502 --> 01:29:03,671
- How does that make you feel?
- Do you feel bad?
- 1185
- 01:29:04,422 --> 01:29:07,091
- Good. 'Cause that's how I feel!
- 1186
- 01:29:09,010 --> 01:29:10,928
- We had a contract.
- 1187
- 01:29:11,471 --> 01:29:13,305
- I saved your life
- 1188
- 01:29:14,099 --> 01:29:16,100
- and you give me suits.
- 1189
- 01:29:16,601 --> 01:29:18,352
- That was our deal.
- 1190
- 01:29:18,436 --> 01:29:20,479
- And you did not deliver.
- 1191
- 01:29:21,314 --> 01:29:25,818
- I don't know if you're a genius or a fraud.
- I don't know what you are.
- 1192
- 01:29:28,154 --> 01:29:31,490
- Something really, really great
- fell into my lap.
- 1193
- 01:29:32,117 --> 01:29:35,327
- And if it hadn't,
- I'd be at your mercy tonight.
- 1194
- 01:29:35,620 --> 01:29:39,373
- Now I have a piece of Stark tech
- that I pimped out myself.
- 1195
- 01:29:39,624 --> 01:29:41,375
- And now your overpriced paperweights
- 1196
- 01:29:41,459 --> 01:29:44,044
- are gonna look like a backdrop
- to my demonstration.
- 1197
- 01:29:44,546 --> 01:29:46,797
- Do you dig what I'm getting at here?
- 1198
- 01:29:49,009 --> 01:29:53,303
- I don't know if you know this,
- but I don't speak Russian!
- 1199
- 01:29:56,683 --> 01:29:58,559
- I'm gonna leave now.
- 1200
- 01:29:58,643 --> 01:30:01,729
- I'm gonna go to the Expo.
- Maybe I'll even get laid.
- 1201
- 01:30:02,480 --> 01:30:04,314
- You see these guys?
- They're your babysitters.
- 1202
- 01:30:04,482 --> 01:30:06,984
- They are not to be trifled with.
- 1203
- 01:30:07,360 --> 01:30:09,236
- When I get back,
- we're gonna renegotiate
- 1204
- 01:30:09,320 --> 01:30:11,655
- the terms of our agreement.
- 1205
- 01:30:12,240 --> 01:30:14,324
- And you're gonna make good
- on our arrangement
- 1206
- 01:30:14,826 --> 01:30:15,951
- because if you don't,
- 1207
- 01:30:16,036 --> 01:30:18,454
- you're gonna be exactly what you were
- when I found you,
- 1208
- 01:30:18,538 --> 01:30:20,205
- a dead man.
- 1209
- 01:30:20,331 --> 01:30:21,707
- You got that?
- 1210
- 01:30:22,667 --> 01:30:25,002
- Maybe you can watch me on TV.
- 1211
- 01:30:34,429 --> 01:30:36,805
- Dummy, you, can we clean up
- this mess? You're killing me.
- 1212
- 01:30:36,890 --> 01:30:38,330
- - You know I don't...
- - Incoming call
- 1213
- 01:30:38,391 --> 01:30:40,142
- with a blocked number, sir.
- 1214
- 01:30:40,226 --> 01:30:43,437
- My phone privilege is reinstated. Lovely.
- 1215
- 01:30:43,521 --> 01:30:45,041
- Coulson.
- How's the Land of Enchantment?
- 1216
- 01:30:45,065 --> 01:30:47,775
- Hey, Tony, how you doing?
- 1217
- 01:30:49,360 --> 01:30:51,403
- - I double cycle.
- - You what?
- 1218
- 01:30:52,405 --> 01:30:56,283
- You told me double cycle's more power.
- Good advice.
- 1219
- 01:30:56,618 --> 01:30:58,285
- You sound pretty sprightly
- for a dead guy.
- 1220
- 01:30:58,369 --> 01:30:59,870
- You, too.
- 1221
- 01:31:02,457 --> 01:31:03,791
- - Trace him.
- - Sir.
- 1222
- 01:31:03,875 --> 01:31:07,628
- Now, the true history of Stark name
- will be written.
- 1223
- 01:31:07,712 --> 01:31:08,796
- Jarvis, where is he?
- 1224
- 01:31:08,880 --> 01:31:13,008
- Accessing the Oracle grid.
- Eastern Seaboard.
- 1225
- 01:31:13,093 --> 01:31:17,221
- What your father did
- to my family over 40 years,
- 1226
- 01:31:18,056 --> 01:31:20,724
- I will do to you in 40 minutes.
- 1227
- 01:31:20,892 --> 01:31:22,810
- Sounds good.
- Let's get together and hash it out.
- 1228
- 01:31:23,103 --> 01:31:24,436
- Tri-State area.
- 1229
- 01:31:24,562 --> 01:31:26,772
- Manhattan and outlying boroughs.
- 1230
- 01:31:26,898 --> 01:31:28,774
- I hope you're ready.
- 1231
- 01:31:31,569 --> 01:31:33,570
- Call trace incomplete.
- 1232
- 01:31:44,124 --> 01:31:46,750
- - Sir...
- - You want to run some tests, run them.
- 1233
- 01:31:47,752 --> 01:31:49,711
- And assemble the suit while you're at it.
- Put it together now.
- 1234
- 01:31:49,796 --> 01:31:52,636
- - We are unclear as to the effects...
- - I don't want to hear it, Jarvis.
- 1235
- 01:31:56,636 --> 01:31:58,720
- That tastes like coconut.
- 1236
- 01:31:58,805 --> 01:32:00,514
- And metal.
- 1237
- 01:32:00,849 --> 01:32:02,432
- Oh, wow, yeah!
- 1238
- 01:32:15,029 --> 01:32:16,864
- I'll keep the car down here, all right?
- 1239
- 01:32:16,948 --> 01:32:18,240
- Thank you, Happy.
- 1240
- 01:32:18,324 --> 01:32:23,120
- Justin Hammer. His presentation
- will begin shortly in the main pavilion.
- 1241
- 01:32:41,556 --> 01:32:42,806
- Yeah.
- 1242
- 01:32:43,975 --> 01:32:47,311
- That's what I'm talking about.
- Thanks for coming.
- 1243
- 01:32:47,896 --> 01:32:49,855
- Ladies and gentlemen, for far too long,
- 1244
- 01:32:49,981 --> 01:32:54,484
- this country has had to place its
- brave men and women in harm's way,
- 1245
- 01:32:54,652 --> 01:32:56,278
- but then the Iron Man arrived,
- 1246
- 01:32:56,362 --> 01:33:00,032
- and we thought the days
- of losing lives were behind us.
- 1247
- 01:33:00,867 --> 01:33:03,619
- Sadly, that technology
- was kept out of reach.
- 1248
- 01:33:03,703 --> 01:33:06,038
- That's not fair. That's not right.
- 1249
- 01:33:06,122 --> 01:33:08,373
- - And it's just too bad.
- - Oh, Lord.
- 1250
- 01:33:08,458 --> 01:33:10,542
- Regardless, it was
- an impressive innovation,
- 1251
- 01:33:10,627 --> 01:33:13,545
- one that grabbed headlines
- the world over.
- 1252
- 01:33:13,922 --> 01:33:15,547
- Well, today, my friends,
- 1253
- 01:33:15,632 --> 01:33:19,092
- the press is faced
- with quite a different problem.
- 1254
- 01:33:19,594 --> 01:33:22,095
- They are about to run out of ink.
- 1255
- 01:33:27,644 --> 01:33:29,603
- Get that out of here.
- 1256
- 01:33:30,563 --> 01:33:32,439
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- 1257
- 01:33:33,483 --> 01:33:35,859
- today I present to you
- 1258
- 01:33:36,152 --> 01:33:39,321
- the new face
- of the United States military.
- 1259
- 01:33:40,698 --> 01:33:41,990
- The Hammer drone.
- 1260
- 01:33:44,535 --> 01:33:45,953
- Army!
- 1261
- 01:33:59,092 --> 01:34:00,259
- Navy!
- 1262
- 01:34:10,478 --> 01:34:11,937
- Air Force!
- 1263
- 01:34:19,821 --> 01:34:21,113
- Marines!
- 1264
- 01:34:33,001 --> 01:34:35,627
- Yeah!
- 1265
- 01:34:39,298 --> 01:34:42,217
- That's a hell of a lot better
- than some cheerleaders, let me tell you.
- 1266
- 01:34:43,344 --> 01:34:46,221
- But as revolutionary
- as this technology is,
- 1267
- 01:34:46,305 --> 01:34:50,017
- there will always be a need for man
- to be present in the theatre of war.
- 1268
- 01:34:50,601 --> 01:34:53,645
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- today I am proud to present to you
- 1269
- 01:34:53,730 --> 01:34:55,480
- the very first prototype
- 1270
- 01:34:55,565 --> 01:34:58,859
- in the Variable Threat Response
- Battle Suit
- 1271
- 01:34:58,943 --> 01:35:02,779
- and its pilot, Air Force
- Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes.
- 1272
- 01:35:04,323 --> 01:35:05,455
- What?
- 1273
- 01:35:27,472 --> 01:35:30,640
- For America and its allies,
- Hammer Industries is reporting for...
- 1274
- 01:35:46,783 --> 01:35:48,450
- We got trouble.
- 1275
- 01:35:48,534 --> 01:35:50,243
- Tony, there are civilians present.
- 1276
- 01:35:50,328 --> 01:35:52,954
- I'm here on orders.
- Let's not do this right now.
- 1277
- 01:35:53,039 --> 01:35:54,331
- Give them a wave.
- 1278
- 01:35:54,415 --> 01:35:56,583
- Hey, all right. Yeah.
- 1279
- 01:35:56,667 --> 01:35:58,710
- All these people are in danger.
- We gotta get them out of here.
- 1280
- 01:35:58,795 --> 01:36:00,796
- You gotta trust me
- for the next five minutes.
- 1281
- 01:36:00,880 --> 01:36:02,964
- Yeah, I tried that. I got tossed
- around your house, remember?
- 1282
- 01:36:03,049 --> 01:36:05,092
- Listen, I think he's working with Vanko.
- 1283
- 01:36:05,176 --> 01:36:06,802
- Vanko's alive?
- 1284
- 01:36:08,012 --> 01:36:09,179
- Yeah.
- 1285
- 01:36:09,263 --> 01:36:10,514
- Where is he?
- 1286
- 01:36:10,890 --> 01:36:12,891
- - What?
- - Where's Vanko?
- 1287
- 01:36:13,351 --> 01:36:14,643
- - Who?
- - Tell me.
- 1288
- 01:36:15,269 --> 01:36:17,270
- What are you doing here, man?
- 1289
- 01:36:17,355 --> 01:36:19,022
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 1290
- 01:36:23,402 --> 01:36:25,821
- - Is that you?
- - No, I'm not doing that. That's not me.
- 1291
- 01:36:26,906 --> 01:36:29,574
- I can't move. I'm locked up.
- I'm locked up!
- 1292
- 01:36:30,368 --> 01:36:32,649
- Get out of here. Go! This whole
- system's been compromised.
- 1293
- 01:36:33,913 --> 01:36:35,831
- Let's take it outside.
- 1294
- 01:36:47,969 --> 01:36:49,219
- No. No!
- 1295
- 01:36:59,188 --> 01:37:02,399
- - Jarvis, break in. I need to own him.
- - Yes, sir.
- 1296
- 01:37:04,235 --> 01:37:07,154
- Tony, Tony, I'm locked on.
- I have target lock.
- 1297
- 01:37:07,238 --> 01:37:08,905
- - On what?
- - On you.
- 1298
- 01:37:13,911 --> 01:37:15,745
- Tony, on your six!
- 1299
- 01:37:33,097 --> 01:37:35,432
- - What's going on? What's happening?
- - The software's been overridden.
- 1300
- 01:37:35,558 --> 01:37:36,766
- What? What do you mean
- it's been overridden?
- 1301
- 01:37:36,851 --> 01:37:38,185
- - What does that mean?
- - I think he slaved the drones.
- 1302
- 01:37:38,269 --> 01:37:39,352
- That's impossible.
- 1303
- 01:37:39,437 --> 01:37:41,104
- - Call the guards.
- - All the phones are down, sir.
- 1304
- 01:37:41,230 --> 01:37:43,356
- Well, then call their... Call their cells.
- 1305
- 01:37:43,441 --> 01:37:44,941
- Their cell phones
- are not working, either, sir.
- 1306
- 01:37:45,067 --> 01:37:46,276
- He's locked us out of the mainframe.
- 1307
- 01:37:46,360 --> 01:37:47,527
- Who's locked you out of the mainframe?
- 1308
- 01:37:47,612 --> 01:37:49,196
- Please, please, go away. Go away.
- 1309
- 01:37:49,280 --> 01:37:50,614
- - I've got this handled.
- - Have you now?
- 1310
- 01:37:50,698 --> 01:37:51,781
- Yes, I do.
- 1311
- 01:37:51,908 --> 01:37:54,367
- In fact, if your guy hadn't showed up,
- this wouldn't be happening.
- 1312
- 01:37:54,452 --> 01:37:56,786
- So please, now go away. Thank you.
- 1313
- 01:37:57,205 --> 01:37:59,539
- Listen, we got to get
- these bitches out of here.
- 1314
- 01:37:59,749 --> 01:38:01,208
- What?
- 1315
- 01:38:01,292 --> 01:38:02,626
- You tell me who's behind this.
- 1316
- 01:38:02,710 --> 01:38:07,255
- - Who's behind this?
- - Ivan. Ivan Vanko.
- 1317
- 01:38:07,632 --> 01:38:10,258
- - Where is he?
- - He's at my facility.
- 1318
- 01:38:13,596 --> 01:38:15,222
- - I need NYPD, please.
- - No, no, no!
- 1319
- 01:38:15,306 --> 01:38:16,586
- - Command Central.
- - No, no, honey.
- 1320
- 01:38:16,599 --> 01:38:18,475
- - Don't call the authorities.
- - Okay. Right away. Right away.
- 1321
- 01:38:18,601 --> 01:38:20,644
- Step aside. Step aside.
- 1322
- 01:38:21,604 --> 01:38:23,271
- Tell me everything you know. Go.
- 1323
- 01:38:30,655 --> 01:38:33,657
- - How are we doing, Jarvis?
- - Remote reboot unsuccessful.
- 1324
- 01:38:51,175 --> 01:38:52,676
- This way.
- 1325
- 01:38:53,344 --> 01:38:55,178
- Nobody's answering the phone.
- What's going on?
- 1326
- 01:38:55,263 --> 01:38:57,514
- Get in the car.
- Take me to Hammer Industries.
- 1327
- 01:38:57,598 --> 01:39:00,016
- - I'm not taking you anywhere.
- - Fine. You want me to drive?
- 1328
- 01:39:00,101 --> 01:39:02,644
- No, I'm driving. Get in the car.
- 1329
- 01:40:01,078 --> 01:40:02,746
- Nice work, kid.
- 1330
- 01:40:04,540 --> 01:40:07,876
- - You got multiples coming in on you.
- - Let's get this away from the Expo.
- 1331
- 01:40:13,257 --> 01:40:15,675
- When we arrive,
- I need you to watch the perimeter.
- 1332
- 01:40:15,760 --> 01:40:19,429
- I'm gonna enter the facility
- and take down the target.
- 1333
- 01:40:21,724 --> 01:40:24,351
- - Watch the road.
- - I got it. I got it.
- 1334
- 01:40:54,757 --> 01:40:55,799
- Listen, listen.
- 1335
- 01:40:55,925 --> 01:40:57,926
- A pack just peeled off.
- They're headed back to the Expo.
- 1336
- 01:40:58,010 --> 01:40:59,344
- Got it.
- 1337
- 01:41:03,140 --> 01:41:04,599
- I'm closing on you.
- 1338
- 01:41:04,683 --> 01:41:07,102
- Ordnance coming in hot, Tony. Watch it.
- 1339
- 01:41:22,952 --> 01:41:25,620
- - Stay in the car.
- - I'm not staying in the car.
- 1340
- 01:41:25,704 --> 01:41:27,288
- I said, stay in the car.
- 1341
- 01:41:27,456 --> 01:41:29,457
- What are you wearing?
- 1342
- 01:41:30,709 --> 01:41:33,002
- Look, I'm not letting you
- go in there alone.
- 1343
- 01:41:33,129 --> 01:41:34,504
- You want to help? Keep the car running.
- 1344
- 01:41:34,630 --> 01:41:35,880
- Okay.
- 1345
- 01:41:39,385 --> 01:41:41,678
- Hey, hey, hey. You can't come in here.
- 1346
- 01:41:42,138 --> 01:41:43,680
- Hold on. Hey!
- 1347
- 01:42:28,392 --> 01:42:30,310
- Each set of drones is communicating
- 1348
- 01:42:30,394 --> 01:42:33,146
- - in its own unique language.
- - Well, choose one and focus on that.
- 1349
- 01:42:33,230 --> 01:42:35,231
- Have you tried Russian?
- Why don't you try Russian?
- 1350
- 01:42:38,903 --> 01:42:41,279
- Attention. We have intrusion on Grid W.
- 1351
- 01:42:41,363 --> 01:42:43,615
- We got it. We're on our way.
- 1352
- 01:43:25,074 --> 01:43:26,491
- I got him!
- 1353
- 01:43:41,340 --> 01:43:43,383
- - Rhodey, you still locked on?
- - Yeah.
- 1354
- 01:43:43,467 --> 01:43:46,970
- Drop your socks and grab your Crocs.
- We're about to get wet on this ride.
- 1355
- 01:43:49,139 --> 01:43:50,265
- Wait, wait, wait!
- 1356
- 01:44:09,827 --> 01:44:11,286
- He's gone.
- 1357
- 01:44:15,332 --> 01:44:17,375
- I'm sorry, buddy.
- Had to thin out the herd.
- 1358
- 01:44:18,168 --> 01:44:20,003
- What's your 20?
- 1359
- 01:44:31,640 --> 01:44:34,475
- - What are you doing?
- - I'm rebooting Rhodey's suit.
- 1360
- 01:44:40,858 --> 01:44:41,899
- Tony!
- 1361
- 01:44:58,417 --> 01:45:00,084
- Reboot complete.
- 1362
- 01:45:00,753 --> 01:45:02,503
- You got your best friend back.
- 1363
- 01:45:02,588 --> 01:45:05,965
- - Thank you very much, Agent Romanoff.
- - Well done with the new chest piece.
- 1364
- 01:45:06,050 --> 01:45:09,719
- I am reading significantly higher output
- and your vitals all look promising.
- 1365
- 01:45:09,803 --> 01:45:12,555
- Yes, for the moment, I'm not dying.
- Thank you.
- 1366
- 01:45:12,640 --> 01:45:14,724
- What do you mean you're not dying?
- Did you just say you're dying?
- 1367
- 01:45:14,808 --> 01:45:16,559
- Is that you? No, I'm not.
- 1368
- 01:45:16,644 --> 01:45:18,186
- - Not any more.
- - What's going on?
- 1369
- 01:45:18,270 --> 01:45:20,021
- I was going to tell you.
- I didn't want to alarm you.
- 1370
- 01:45:20,105 --> 01:45:21,606
- You were gonna tell me?
- You really were dying?
- 1371
- 01:45:21,732 --> 01:45:23,441
- - You didn't let me.
- - Why didn't you tell me that?
- 1372
- 01:45:23,567 --> 01:45:26,277
- I was gonna make you an omelette
- and tell you.
- 1373
- 01:45:26,403 --> 01:45:29,322
- Hey, hey. Save it for the honeymoon.
- You got incoming, Tony.
- 1374
- 01:45:29,406 --> 01:45:30,990
- Looks like the fight's coming to you.
- 1375
- 01:45:31,075 --> 01:45:32,909
- - Great. Pepper?
- - Are you okay now?
- 1376
- 01:45:32,993 --> 01:45:34,202
- I am fine. Don't be mad.
- 1377
- 01:45:34,286 --> 01:45:35,926
- - I will formally apologise...
- - I am mad!
- 1378
- 01:45:35,954 --> 01:45:38,915
- When I'm not fending off
- a Hammeroid attack.
- 1379
- 01:45:38,999 --> 01:45:40,439
- - Fine.
- - We could have been in Venice.
- 1380
- 01:45:40,501 --> 01:45:41,542
- Oh, please.
- 1381
- 01:45:44,922 --> 01:45:46,297
- Rhodes?
- 1382
- 01:45:46,757 --> 01:45:49,425
- Snap out of it, buddy. I need you.
- 1383
- 01:45:50,177 --> 01:45:52,470
- They're coming.
- Come on, let's roll. Get up.
- 1384
- 01:45:55,766 --> 01:45:57,934
- Oh, man. You can have your suit back.
- 1385
- 01:46:01,438 --> 01:46:02,772
- You okay?
- 1386
- 01:46:02,940 --> 01:46:04,482
- Yeah, thanks.
- 1387
- 01:46:06,026 --> 01:46:08,444
- - Tony, look, I'm sorry, okay?
- - Don't be.
- 1388
- 01:46:08,529 --> 01:46:09,737
- No. I should have trusted you more.
- 1389
- 01:46:09,822 --> 01:46:11,406
- I'm the one who put you in this position.
- Forget it.
- 1390
- 01:46:11,490 --> 01:46:13,825
- No. It's your fault.
- I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
- 1391
- 01:46:13,951 --> 01:46:17,203
- Thank you. That's all I wanted to hear.
- Partner.
- 1392
- 01:46:17,454 --> 01:46:21,040
- They're coming in hot, any second.
- What's the play?
- 1393
- 01:46:21,667 --> 01:46:23,292
- Well, we want to take
- the high ground, okay?
- 1394
- 01:46:23,377 --> 01:46:24,961
- So let's put the biggest gun
- up on that ridge.
- 1395
- 01:46:25,045 --> 01:46:26,337
- Got you.
- 1396
- 01:46:27,172 --> 01:46:28,256
- - Where do you want to be?
- - Where are you going?
- 1397
- 01:46:28,340 --> 01:46:29,980
- - What're you talking about?
- - I meant me.
- 1398
- 01:46:30,050 --> 01:46:32,051
- You have a big gun.
- You are not the big gun.
- 1399
- 01:46:32,136 --> 01:46:33,511
- - Tony, don't be jealous.
- - No. It's subtle,
- 1400
- 01:46:33,637 --> 01:46:34,762
- - all the bells and whistles.
- - Yeah.
- 1401
- 01:46:34,847 --> 01:46:37,348
- - It's called being a badass.
- - Fine.
- 1402
- 01:46:38,058 --> 01:46:41,436
- All right.
- You go up top. I'll draw them in.
- 1403
- 01:46:41,520 --> 01:46:43,396
- Don't stay down here.
- This is the worst place to be.
- 1404
- 01:46:43,480 --> 01:46:44,731
- Okay, you got a spot. Where's mine?
- 1405
- 01:46:44,815 --> 01:46:47,135
- It's the kill box, Tony. Okay?
- This is where you go to die.
- 1406
- 01:47:37,534 --> 01:47:39,243
- - See that?
- - Yeah, yeah, nice.
- 1407
- 01:47:47,252 --> 01:47:48,544
- Rhodey?
- 1408
- 01:47:49,880 --> 01:47:51,380
- Get down.
- 1409
- 01:48:01,600 --> 01:48:04,060
- Wow. I think
- you should lead with that next time.
- 1410
- 01:48:04,144 --> 01:48:07,480
- Yeah. Sorry, boss.
- I can only use it once. It's a one-off.
- 1411
- 01:48:09,900 --> 01:48:12,068
- I told you that five minutes ago.
- 1412
- 01:48:13,403 --> 01:48:14,779
- That's your guy here.
- 1413
- 01:48:16,114 --> 01:48:18,115
- - Excuse me?
- - You're being placed under arrest.
- 1414
- 01:48:18,242 --> 01:48:19,659
- - Are you kidding me?
- - Hands behind your back, sir.
- 1415
- 01:48:19,743 --> 01:48:21,410
- I'm trying to help here.
- 1416
- 01:48:25,499 --> 01:48:29,043
- I get it. I see what you're doing.
- You're trying to pin this on me, huh?
- 1417
- 01:48:29,127 --> 01:48:30,711
- That's good. That's good.
- 1418
- 01:48:30,796 --> 01:48:33,756
- You're starting to think like a CEO,
- taking out the competition.
- 1419
- 01:48:33,924 --> 01:48:36,300
- I like that. You think you're making
- a problem for me?
- 1420
- 01:48:36,426 --> 01:48:37,468
- I'm gonna make a problem for you.
- 1421
- 01:48:37,594 --> 01:48:40,596
- I'm gonna be seeing you again
- real soon.
- 1422
- 01:48:44,768 --> 01:48:46,269
- When they get here,
- I think you should station them
- 1423
- 01:48:46,353 --> 01:48:49,188
- at the south, east and both west exits.
- 1424
- 01:48:49,273 --> 01:48:51,357
- We shut down the 7 train
- in and out of Willets Point already.
- 1425
- 01:48:51,441 --> 01:48:54,235
- Well, have city buses there
- to ferry people to operating lines.
- 1426
- 01:48:54,319 --> 01:48:55,820
- Yeah. Are you coming with us?
- 1427
- 01:48:55,946 --> 01:48:58,530
- No, I'm gonna stay
- till the park is clear.
- 1428
- 01:48:58,542 --> 01:48:59,407
- Okay.
- 1429
- 01:49:01,159 --> 01:49:03,661
- Heads up.
- You got one more drone incoming.
- 1430
- 01:49:03,787 --> 01:49:05,121
- This one looks different.
- 1431
- 01:49:05,581 --> 01:49:07,957
- The repulsor signature
- is significantly higher.
- 1432
- 01:49:19,052 --> 01:49:20,720
- Good to be back.
- 1433
- 01:49:21,305 --> 01:49:22,680
- This ain't gonna be good.
- 1434
- 01:49:26,226 --> 01:49:28,311
- I got something special for this guy.
- 1435
- 01:49:28,478 --> 01:49:30,605
- I'm gonna bust his bunker
- with the Ex-Wife.
- 1436
- 01:49:30,689 --> 01:49:32,148
- With the what?
- 1437
- 01:49:42,534 --> 01:49:45,036
- - Hammer tech?
- - Yeah.
- 1438
- 01:49:46,872 --> 01:49:48,456
- I got this.
- 1439
- 01:50:41,385 --> 01:50:43,386
- Rhodes. I got an idea.
- 1440
- 01:50:43,762 --> 01:50:46,263
- - You want to be a hero?
- - What?
- 1441
- 01:50:46,598 --> 01:50:49,558
- I could really use a sidekick.
- Put your hand up.
- 1442
- 01:50:49,643 --> 01:50:51,519
- - This is your idea?
- - Yep.
- 1443
- 01:50:52,229 --> 01:50:54,814
- I'm ready. I'm ready. Go, go, go!
- 1444
- 01:50:58,610 --> 01:50:59,694
- Take it.
- 1445
- 01:51:28,265 --> 01:51:29,682
- You lose.
- 1446
- 01:51:37,232 --> 01:51:39,984
- All these drones are rigged to blow.
- We gotta get out of here, man.
- 1447
- 01:51:40,485 --> 01:51:41,736
- Pepper?
- 1448
- 01:52:21,902 --> 01:52:23,652
- Oh, my God! I can't take this any more.
- 1449
- 01:52:23,737 --> 01:52:25,154
- - You can't?
- - I can't take this.
- 1450
- 01:52:25,238 --> 01:52:26,655
- - Look at me.
- - My body, literally,
- 1451
- 01:52:26,740 --> 01:52:27,990
- cannot handle the stress.
- 1452
- 01:52:28,074 --> 01:52:32,578
- I never know if you're gonna kill yourself
- or wreck the whole company.
- 1453
- 01:52:32,662 --> 01:52:34,663
- I think I did okay.
- 1454
- 01:52:34,831 --> 01:52:36,874
- I quit. I'm resigning.
- 1455
- 01:52:37,501 --> 01:52:38,876
- That's it.
- 1456
- 01:52:39,461 --> 01:52:42,046
- What did you just say? You're done?
- 1457
- 01:52:43,340 --> 01:52:46,842
- That's surprising.
- No, it's not surprising. I get it.
- 1458
- 01:52:47,260 --> 01:52:50,554
- - You don't have to make any excuses.
- - I'm... I'm... I'm not making any excuses.
- 1459
- 01:52:50,639 --> 01:52:51,764
- You actually were just making excuses.
- 1460
- 01:52:51,848 --> 01:52:53,349
- - But you don't have to.
- - No, I wasn't making an excuse.
- 1461
- 01:52:53,433 --> 01:52:54,767
- - I'm actually very justified.
- - Listen. Hey, hey.
- 1462
- 01:52:54,851 --> 01:52:57,186
- - You deserve better.
- - Well...
- 1463
- 01:52:57,270 --> 01:52:59,855
- You've taken such good care of me.
- 1464
- 01:53:00,732 --> 01:53:03,150
- I've been in a tough spot,
- but you got me through it, so...
- 1465
- 01:53:03,235 --> 01:53:04,485
- Right?
- 1466
- 01:53:04,569 --> 01:53:05,820
- - Thank you.
- - Yeah.
- 1467
- 01:53:06,613 --> 01:53:09,573
- - Thank you for understanding.
- - Yeah, yeah. Let's talk clean-up.
- 1468
- 01:53:09,658 --> 01:53:11,275
- I'll handle the transition.
- It'll be smooth.
- 1469
- 01:53:11,287 --> 01:53:12,326
- Okay. What about the press?
- 1470
- 01:53:12,410 --> 01:53:14,286
- Because you only had
- the job for a week. That's gonna seem...
- 1471
- 01:53:14,371 --> 01:53:16,131
- - Well, with you it's like dog years.
- - I know.
- 1472
- 01:53:16,164 --> 01:53:17,564
- I mean, it's like the Presidency...
- 1473
- 01:53:30,595 --> 01:53:31,846
- Weird.
- 1474
- 01:53:32,097 --> 01:53:33,617
- - No, it's not weird.
- - It's okay, right?
- 1475
- 01:53:33,682 --> 01:53:35,599
- - Yeah.
- - Run that by me again.
- 1476
- 01:53:35,684 --> 01:53:37,560
- I think it was weird.
- 1477
- 01:53:37,978 --> 01:53:40,938
- You guys look like two seals
- fighting over a grape.
- 1478
- 01:53:41,481 --> 01:53:43,941
- - I had just quit, actually.
- - Yeah, so we're not...
- 1479
- 01:53:44,025 --> 01:53:46,527
- You don't have to do that.
- I heard the whole thing.
- 1480
- 01:53:46,611 --> 01:53:49,530
- - You should get lost.
- - I was here first. Get a roof.
- 1481
- 01:53:50,448 --> 01:53:52,992
- - I thought you were out of one-liners.
- - That's the last one.
- 1482
- 01:53:53,076 --> 01:53:55,703
- - You kicked ass back there, by the way.
- - Thank you. You, too.
- 1483
- 01:53:55,787 --> 01:53:58,289
- Listen, my car got taken out
- in the explosion,
- 1484
- 01:53:58,373 --> 01:54:01,542
- so I'm gonna have to hang on
- to your suit for a minute, okay?
- 1485
- 01:54:01,626 --> 01:54:03,377
- Not okay. Not okay with that.
- 1486
- 01:54:03,962 --> 01:54:05,212
- It wasn't a question.
- 1487
- 01:54:10,802 --> 01:54:14,138
- How are you gonna resign
- if I don't accept?
- 1488
- 01:54:34,618 --> 01:54:36,910
- I don't think I want you looking at that.
- 1489
- 01:54:37,078 --> 01:54:39,246
- I'm not sure it pertains to you any more.
- 1490
- 01:54:39,331 --> 01:54:44,585
- Now this, on the other hand,
- is Agent Romanoff's assessment of you.
- 1491
- 01:54:45,837 --> 01:54:46,920
- Read it.
- 1492
- 01:54:48,840 --> 01:54:52,843
- "Personality overview. Mr Stark displays
- compulsive behaviour."
- 1493
- 01:54:52,927 --> 01:54:55,095
- In my own defence, that was last week.
- 1494
- 01:54:57,140 --> 01:54:59,975
- "Prone to self-destructive tendencies."
- I was dying.
- 1495
- 01:55:00,101 --> 01:55:02,686
- I mean, please. And aren't we all?
- 1496
- 01:55:03,063 --> 01:55:05,898
- "Textbook narcissism"?
- 1497
- 01:55:07,942 --> 01:55:09,026
- Agreed.
- 1498
- 01:55:10,111 --> 01:55:11,487
- Okay, here it is.
- 1499
- 01:55:11,571 --> 01:55:14,907
- "Recruitment assessment
- for Avenger Initiative. Iron Man? Yes."
- 1500
- 01:55:14,991 --> 01:55:17,534
- - I gotta think about it.
- - Read on.
- 1501
- 01:55:20,080 --> 01:55:23,248
- "Tony Stark not...
- "Not recommended"?
- 1502
- 01:55:24,459 --> 01:55:25,668
- That doesn't make any sense.
- 1503
- 01:55:25,752 --> 01:55:28,671
- How can you approve me
- but not approve me?
- 1504
- 01:55:29,339 --> 01:55:30,756
- I got a new ticker.
- 1505
- 01:55:30,840 --> 01:55:33,842
- I'm trying to do right by Pepper.
- 1506
- 01:55:34,427 --> 01:55:37,346
- I'm in a stable-ish relationship.
- 1507
- 01:55:38,181 --> 01:55:40,057
- Which leads us to believe
- at this juncture
- 1508
- 01:55:40,141 --> 01:55:43,310
- we'd only like to use you
- as a consultant.
- 1509
- 01:55:50,235 --> 01:55:52,111
- You can't afford me.
- 1510
- 01:55:54,447 --> 01:55:56,699
- Then again,
- I will waive my customary retainer
- 1511
- 01:55:56,783 --> 01:55:59,660
- in exchange for a small favour.
- 1512
- 01:56:00,620 --> 01:56:05,541
- Rhodey and I are being honoured
- in Washington and we need a presenter.
- 1513
- 01:56:07,377 --> 01:56:08,877
- I'll see what I can do.
- 1514
- 01:56:10,588 --> 01:56:15,426
- It is my honour to be here today
- to present these distinguished awards
- 1515
- 01:56:15,510 --> 01:56:19,513
- to Lieutenant Colonel James Rhodes
- and Mr Tony Stark,
- 1516
- 01:56:19,597 --> 01:56:22,933
- who is, of course, a national treasure.
- 1517
- 01:56:25,103 --> 01:56:26,437
- Thank you, Lieutenant Colonel,
- 1518
- 01:56:26,521 --> 01:56:28,897
- for such an exceptionally
- distinguished performance.
- 1519
- 01:56:29,190 --> 01:56:31,191
- - You deserve this.
- - Thank you, sir.
- 1520
- 01:56:32,902 --> 01:56:34,194
- Mr Stark.
- 1521
- 01:56:34,279 --> 01:56:38,365
- Thank you for such an exceptionally
- distinguished performance.
- 1522
- 01:56:38,450 --> 01:56:40,117
- You deserve this.
- 1523
- 01:56:41,578 --> 01:56:44,037
- Oh, sorry.
- 1524
- 01:56:44,122 --> 01:56:47,541
- Funny how annoying
- a little prick can be, isn't it?
- 1525
- 01:56:49,002 --> 01:56:50,794
- Let's get a photo.
- 1526
- 02:04:16,949 --> 02:04:18,909
- Sir, we've found it.
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