Noth'rog Interview

Logging started on 12/09/2018 at 22:24:13.
22:25:57 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord looks over the flyer having not actually looked at one of the recruitment ads in a long, long time. "Oh well, yes. Firebrand is always open to new talent." She looks the orc over, "What are your skills then? Combat only or do you have other specialties?"
22:27:35 Nothrog-WyrmrestAccord thinks for a moment, scratching his scraggily beard that the young man is desperately trying to grow. "I'm training to become a Blademaster like my grandfather. I just got out of the Barracks, and that's all I've ever really known. Oh! I do make shiny
22:27:35 Nothrog-WyrmrestAccord things for pretty ladies. I like it when the smile at me. And they always smile when I give them shiny things.
22:30:19 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord takes a deep breath as she reaches under the counter for an employment form. She very, very carefully keeps a neutral face and tone as she answers the young orc in front of her. "So jewelry then? Or what other sort of shiny things do you make?"  This »
22:30:19 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord » lady was smiling just enough to be polite during an interview. "What is your name?"
22:33:07 Nothrog-WyrmrestAccord He nods. "Yes! I can make rings, necklaces and things like that! I'm getting pretty good. Grandpa always said "Boy you need to take up something with you hands other than playing with yourself and your weapon!" And I like making girls smile. But I'm not
22:33:07 Nothrog-WyrmrestAccord funny! So I learned to make shiny things."
22:35:47 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord marks something down on the form. "Well, alright that is one way to take up a profession. And your name again? Mine is Lady Narkyssa."  She does her best to ignore the comments about masturbation and tail chasing.
22:37:13 [Nothrog-WyrmrestAccord]: Oh! Very sorry! That is rude isn't it? I am Noth'rog of the Burning Blade clan! Bash-n-dash barley, Lady Narkyssa!
22:39:15 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord chuckles a bit, "Let's just stick to orcish, Noth'rog. It's a pleasure to meet you.  So, we do have three main areas of employment here. Security, commerce and research. I suspect you're likely most interested in our security team given your »
22:39:15 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord » aspirations to be a Blademaster, but if you're looking for an outlet for selling your wares then commerce might be a better fit."
22:41:13 Nothrog-WyrmrestAccord scratches his chin again, looking pensive. "I would like to find a market for my shiny things! Security sounds neat and all, but I want to get more gold than the Horde pays me. Can't be copperless and get a mate now can you?"
22:41:56 [Nothrog-WyrmrestAccord]: Or not even a mate. Good hookers are expensive too.,
22:43:53 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord almost can't keep her hand from rising to her forehead, "No, I suppose not." She checks a box on the form. Looking down, "The commerce team streatches a wide net across many markets, some missions or deals might not be up to your tastes. Are tere any »
22:43:54 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord » sort of things you are unwilling to do for a job?"
22:46:06 Nothrog-WyrmrestAccord the orc cants his head a little. Clearly the cylinders inside his brain are firing hard thinking. "I don't like the idea of killing children and things like that. Prisoners are one thing, slaves are another. Those are the lines I don't cross. Oh, and
22:46:06 Nothrog-WyrmrestAccord rape. That's bad. No one is having fun."
22:47:14 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord nods slowly, "I somehow don't think rape is going to be a thing that comes up, but duely noted." She takes notes on the form, her handwriting neat and precise yet still very quick. "Now, do you have any questions for me at all, about the company?"
22:48:33 [Nothrog-WyrmrestAccord]: Oh! Will I be required to like do certain stuff when I'm out on the front! I haven't even been apart of a proper battle yet!
22:49:08 [Nothrog-WyrmrestAccord]: I'm looking forward to testing myself against the Alliance. I hope there are Knights there. Like the Human Knights. I hear they are good opponets!
22:49:16 [Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord]: I don't know what your officers in the Horde will have you do but no, we won't require anything special of you while on a warfront.
22:50:15 [Nothrog-WyrmrestAccord]: Awesome! Just awesome! So I can like use you guys to sell my jewels, you make gold, I make gold, everyone wins!
22:51:51 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord nods, "Yes, that is typicall how this goes. Typically I ask if there is compensation other than just a straight salary you may want but you've made it abundantly clear you want gold as payment. Now, we do have some rules that I don't think you'll ahve »
22:51:52 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord » trouble with. The primary one being don't committ treason against the Horde and the second being do not antagonize fire elementals. You may fight them only in self defense. Is that clear?"
22:52:41 Nothrog-WyrmrestAccord blinks several times at the fire elemental one, but shrugs. "Nah, I got no problem with that. I like the rules! They are simple and easy to remember!" He laughs.
22:54:05 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord smiles warmly, the kid was growing on her just a touch. She wondered what the other orcs in the guild would think of such an enthusiastic young orc. "Good. Now, unless you have any other questions for me we've covered what we need to." She finishes the »
22:54:05 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord » last details on the form before turning it to face the orc. "If you have no objections or questions please, sign here."
22:56:23 Nothrog-WyrmrestAccord looks down at the paper, but smiles at her instead. He sliiiides up to the counter all trying-to-be-smooth like and leans against it. "One last question there, Lady Narkyssa. You're looking pretty buff there. You got a little orc in you?"
22:57:45 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord shakes her head, "No, I do not." She knows where this is going and just takes a step to her right, away from the young man not signing his contract.
22:59:17 Nothrog-WyrmrestAccord He takes the paper and signs his name. "Well, if you ever wanna change that, you let me know, alright?" He gives her the most unsmooth wink one being could give to another, all the while grinning like the cat who ate the canary.
23:01:10 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord reaches under the counter and pulls out a small goblin made device, placing it before the painfully unsmooth orc as she takes the contract away, "I know who just to find." And it wasn't him. At all. Nor would it ever be. "This is a communication device »
23:01:10 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord » the company uses to speak over long distances. The red button on the top needs to be held down while you speak for people to hear you. The turn nob adjusts the volume."
23:03:14 Nothrog-WyrmrestAccord he picks it up and turns it over in his hand, looking at it curiously. "Well... Ok then... So you can let me know if you know... Ya need me for something?" He winks at her once again.
23:04:14 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord shrugs, "Yes, or your direct boss, Mrs. Firebrand. She is both the company owner and the head of commerce. YOu'll need to report to her by the end of the next two weeks."
23:05:01 Nothrog-WyrmrestAccord Snaps his fingers. "Damn. That's a shame. I was hoping to be working under you... Extensively...."
23:05:30 Narkyssa-WyrmrestAccord finally can't resist the facepalm. "I'm sure you were."