Tirkfinder 5/30/12

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Olgroth: (( so then, where were we ))
Phatthrice: 	...
Phatthrice: 	>58/115 HP
Phatthrice: 	Shit.
Olgroth: (( on who now? ))
Phatthrice: 	Hendrix
Phatthrice: 	Then again
Phatthrice: 	He has unlimited summons
Phatthrice: 	And some of them can heal
	Olgroth: 	*53/102, feelin' fine*
Phatthrice: 	Well not unlimited but shit, it may as well be
Phatthrice: 	Also
Phatthrice: 	You only have Lesser Restoration right
Olgroth: (( indeed ))
Phatthrice: 	Then yeah.
Phatthrice: 	YOu can't heal the Wis damage.
Olgroth: (( so no negative level heals for you ))
Phatthrice: 	It's Permanent.
Olgroth: (( wat ))
tirkaroKujo: 	http://pastebin.com/PUVuakZ9
Phatthrice: 	Lesser Restoration cannot heal Permanent Ability Damage.
tirkaroKujo: 	Pastebin'd the previous session in case you're lost
Phatthrice: 	Shoulda taken regular old Restoration brosef
Olgroth: (( well that would be your assy guide's fault (D) ))
Phatthrice: 	http://www.synchtube.com/r/tirkaro
Olgroth: (( it had regular restoration as yellow (fedup) ))
Phatthrice: 	That's because most DMs don't throw CR22 monsters at you
Phatthrice: 	At level 11
Phatthrice: 	But either way
Phatthrice: 	Let's get this show on the road
	Olgroth: 	*we take hippo wizard with us or some shit*
"Olivia" (Ci): (( We prolly gonna have to fight this bitch right here. ))
	Cancer: 	......FINE!
Ike: (( I assume everyone is half dead ))
Olgroth: (( nope, just half-clothed ))
	Cancer: 	If you're going to play that way-!
Ike: (( at least I can summon 1d3+1 Bralani ))
Ike: (( which can cast Cure Serious Wounds ))
	Cancer: 	I'll just....have to...take him away from you...!
	Cancer: 	I think....
	Ike: 	Aaaaaauugh. Are we really doing this...?
	Olgroth: 	i think you have more important thing to do.
	Ike: 	Let's just...ignore her. And get to the city.
	Olgroth: 	like stay alive.
	Olgroth: 	we take him. you go.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Hey, I don't know if you heard her...but this lady's workin for that big bad guy!
	Ike: 	...huh? Who?
	Ike: 	Jubei...?
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	No...*frown* Don't tell me you've forgotten our mission...
Olgroth: (( everyone has ))
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	Spirit Finne: 	Hey, I never forgot, I just said fuck it
	Cancer: 	Hey! You can't just casually run away from me like that! Just who the hell do you think I am?!
	Ike: 	..oh, that...
Olgroth: (( the guy that's going to burn my house down ))
Olgroth: (( with the lemons ))
Ike: (( no ))
	Cancer: 	And he's NOT just a big bad guy! Genesis is the savior we all need and deserve!
Ike: (( the one who is going to pierce the heavens with his drill ))
Ike: (( or her ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	I gotta say though...
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	If YOU'RE what he's got for minions...I doubt we have much to worry about
	Olgroth: 	*whisper* not know what she talk about. we run?
	Ike: 	I don't CARE about this Genesis, woman, I just want to get this whole tournament business over with already.
	Olgroth: 	*oh right we decided there's no stone under this ground, even though there's CLEARLY stone right at the edge there*
Ike: (( dirt, agi ))
Olgroth: (( that ain't dirt (D) ))
Olgroth: (( but whatever ))
	Cancer: 	Hey, hey, HEY! If I wanted to, I could reduce you all to a pile of gray matter!
	Olgroth: 	grey matter?
	Olgroth: 	like hippo?
	Olgroth: 	him good at that.
	Efreet: 	I do believe I have the capability as well, though I prefer to call it "soot."
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*sighs* Let's just go then..
	Olgroth: 	*PROVOKES ALL DEM AOOS*
Ike: (( unless Ci is attackign you ))
Ike: (( you're fine ))
Ike: (( ranged weapons can't make attacks of opportunity ))
Olgroth: (( my back is turned, I doubt I'd notice a fireball/potato ))
Olgroth: (( I don't care about your terminology (D) ))
	Cancer: 	Fine! Enough talk! I'll see to it that you'll regret this whole thing and feel so much pain, even Death Master will feel it!
	Ike: 	You're bringing him up, too....? Really...give it a rest already.
	Olgroth: 	pain for what, save hippo wizard?
	Olgroth: 	not even like him.
	Ike: 	And you, capitalize your goddamned sentences.
	Olgroth: 	what you mean?
tirkaroKujo: 	Aw shit brb for one sec
Ike: (( he obviously did not actually say that ))
Olgroth: (( Tirk I asume ))
Olgroth: (( *+s ))
Ike: (( No it was me saying it, but Hendrix didnt' actually say it IC (LOLWUT) ))
Olgroth: (( my reply was as much in character as yours ))
Ike: (( never ))
Olgroth: (( and the lack of caps is intentional (D) ))
Ike: (( also, I do not actually have an Air Elemental ))
Ike: (( I have the other three. ))
Ike: (( But not Air. ))
Olgroth: (( hippo ))
Olgroth: (( crash a water elemental into a fire elemental ))
Olgroth: (( bam ))
Ike: (( quicksilver.avi ))
Ike: (( that would just make...steam ))
Olgroth: (( closeenough.jpg ))
Ike: (( Isn't there a Steam Mephit ))
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Olgroth: (( a who now ))
Ike: (( Steam Mephit (Fire) Steam mephits are commonly found on the Plane of Fire. These mephits are overconfident and brash. Fast Healing: Works only in boiling water or steam. Immune: Fire Weaknesses: Vulnerability to cold Breath weapon: A cone of steam that deals 1d4 fire damage. The scalding water also causes living creatures to be sickened for 3 rounds. A Reflex save halves the damage and negates the sickened effect. Boiling Rain (Su): Once per day a steam mephit can create a rainstorm of boiling water in a 20-foot-square area. Living creatures within the area take 2d6 points of fire damage (Fortitude DC 14 half; caster level 6th). This ability is the equivalent of a 2nd-level spell. Spell-Like Abilities: blur 1/hour ))
	Mephit: 	Dat's me
Ike: (( dammit I think Tirk got lost in the timestream ))
Ike: (( This has most certainly been longer than one second ))
Olgroth: (( I dunno man ))
Olgroth: (( maybe it only HAS been one for him ))
Ike: (( yeah, cause he got lost in the timestream ))
Olgroth: (( maybe... ))
Olgroth: (( it was US instead ))
Olgroth: (( ))
Olgroth: (( screw you emote ))
tirkaroKujo: 	godammit sorry guys
Ike: (( are you kissin me ))
Olgroth: (( that depends ))
Olgroth: (( do you like it (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Should be reeelaaatiiively smooth sailing for now
Ike: (( not at alll ))
Ike: (( tirk just surfs on his uncle ))
Ike: (( MT you there ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Nope. ))
Ike: (( Damn, MT's girlfriend's mother revived Wisconsine (D) ))
Ike: (( wisconsine. ))
Ike: (( Wisconcubine (HMM) ))
Olgroth: (( Mamoswine's evolution ))
	Cancer: 	Now, it's time to get enthusastic! Be you rotting zombie or unenthusastic bird enthusiast, be prepared!
	Olgroth: 	NOT ZOMBIE. IS COMMON MISTAKE.
	Cancer: 	It's time for you to feel the enthusiasm of the enthusiastic Cancer to thrill you enthusiastically! Morphing time!
	Efreet: 	I'll have you know I can be very spirited if it is required of me, madam!
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	I think you're right, this lady's nuts...
Ike: (( FINALLY you wiped the cola off ))
Ike: (( christ ))
Olgroth: (( fak u ))
	Cancer: 	KYAHAHAHAHAAYA!
tirkaroKujo: 	With that, the odd woman begins to rise up from the ground and casually shift her body in ways man has never seen before.
Olgroth: (( this is usually the time when someone would tell the hostage to run ))
Ike: (( >yawns ))
Ike: (( >eyes flood with water ))
Ike: (( fuck you yawns ))
	Hidden Mazora: 	*Bout time I get to use these again*
Ike: (( Never ))
Olgroth: (( these what now ))
Ike: (( mfw we trample this thing like Mushroom Spark ))
	Olgroth: 	this... look bad.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	...well shit. You...should probably run like hell hippoboy.
	Ike: 	Hahh...this is, what, the third time I've see a girl transform into a giant monster?
	Ike: 	You'd think I'd be used to it by now...
	Ferdinand : 	N-nonsense! The great Ferdinand NEVER RU- Pffthahaha, okay, not even I can lie to myself like that.
	Ike: 	Let's just hope I survive this time around. Come on, then!
	Ferdinand : 	It's getaway time! EEEEEEEP!
	Ike: 	« 1d20+3 = 15 + 3 = 18 »
Olgroth: (( do I get to cast a buff before battle or do I need to wa- m, there's that initiative ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	« 1d20+5 = 10 + 5 = 15 »
	Olgroth: 	« 1d20 + 2 + 4 = 3 + 2 + 4 = 9 »
	Hidden Mazora: 	« 1d20+2 = 20 + 2 = 22 » I will never be bested by mere lowly beings!
Olgroth: (( she will indeed not be ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Well then. ))
	Aang: 	« 1d20+2 = 18 + 2 = 20 » D-damn...
Ike: (( this have a boss theme? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Hold your tits (D)
Olgroth: (( Ci: I can't (sad) ))
Ike: (( but I don't have tits (FEDUP) ))
Ike: (( and Haze is not around ))
Ike: (( guess we gotta dogpile Sen ))
Ike: (( .... ))
Ike: (( >Featuring Liam howlett ))
Ike: (( >Mount is named Liam ))
Ike: (( are you a wizard ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Cancer, Sen, Hendrix, Ci, Olgroth
	Ferdinand : 	« 1d20+3 = 1 + 3 = 4 » GUESS I SHOULD INIT TOO
Efreet: (( naw ))
Olgroth: (( guess not ))
	Ferdinand : 	*So yeah last place*
	Olgroth: 	*drops full init into Elv as usual*
	Efreet: 	*how long has it been since I was summoned*
	Hidden Mazora: 	Be forewarned! Rise, bodies soiled by the soil!
	Zombie Gangbanger: 	GODDAMMIT I LIKED SLEEPING WOMAN
Efreet: (( is that a zombie flasher ))
Olgroth: (( MT, remember ))
Olgroth: (( you have a Weapon of Awe up ))
Ike: (( how long does that last? ))
	Ike: 	« 1d20+2 = 16 + 2 = 18 »
Olgroth: (( 11 minutes on mine ))
	Zombie Gangbanger 1: 	« 1d20+5 = 20 + 5 = 25 » You make me mad cabroni!
	Ike: 	*spots zombie*
	Ike: 	*God dammit*
	Zombie Gangbanger 1: 	« 1d6+6 = 5 + 6 = 11 »
	Ike: 	*fuck you*
	Ferdinand : 	Oof! But the great Ferdinand still is not out of comission!
	Zombie Gangbanger 2: 	« 1d20+5 = 18 + 5 = 23 » @Phoenix
	Zombie Gangbanger 2: 	« 1d6+6 = 1 + 6 = 7 »
	Efreet: 	*why is there no penalty for punching me*
	Zombie Gangbanger: 	« 1d20+5 = 17 + 5 = 22 » @Sen
"Olivia" (Ci): (( My God these rolls ))
Olgroth: (( damn you, zombies, eating up all the good rolls ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Hmm, do you have any boosts to Sen right now
	Efreet: 	*srsly how long have I been active*
Efreet: (( no ))
tirkaroKujo: 	obv
Efreet: (( I have only 3 1st level spells ))
Efreet: (( y hippo y ))
	Zombie Gangbanger: 	« 1d6+6 = 6 + 6 = 12 »
Efreet: (( God damn you Maptool ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( So what does Weapon of Awe do again? ))
Olgroth: (( +2 damage ))
	Efreet: 	*wait I have DR 5*
Olgroth: (( and if it crits ))
Olgroth: (( they are shaken ))
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Efreet: (( ofcourse.avi ))
	Aang: 	« 1d20+13 = 10 + 13 = 23 »« 1d20+13 = 10 + 13 = 23 »« 1d20+9 = 15 + 9 = 24 »« 1d20+9 = 16 + 9 = 25 »@Zombie Not really going to risk it.....
tirkaroKujo: 	and obv
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Efreet: (( y ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( rawr ))
Efreet: (( o ))
	Aang: 	« 1d10+5 = 6 + 5 = 11 »« 1d10+5 = 6 + 5 = 11 »« 1d10+5 = 6 + 5 = 11 »« 1d10+5 = 2 + 5 = 7 » *May as well kill this zombie while he's g- m*
Efreet: (( yrawro ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( So what does Weapon of Awe do? ))
Efreet: (( +2 on attack rolls ))
Olgroth: (( +2 sacred damage. ))
Efreet: (( and if you crit ))
	Zombie Gangbanger: 	Scratch that! I hate being dead again!
Efreet: (( er, damage ))
Olgroth: (( crits make foes shaken ))
Efreet: (( and if you crit with it, they are shaken ))
Olgroth: (( dammit, Thrice it's my spell ))
Efreet: (( which is...-2 to practically everything useful ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Remembuh
Olgroth: (( lemme say it (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Cancer, Sen, Hendrix, Ci, Olgroth, Ferdinand
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	Gilead: 	I've got it too, go fuck yourself
Olgroth: (( fedup ))
Olgroth: (( now kill that zombie with your magical oracle crossbow ))
	Efreet: 	« 1d20+17 = 6 + 17 = 23 » « 1d20+17 = 14 + 17 = 31 »
Olgroth: (( er ))
Olgroth: (( summoner potato ))
	Efreet: 	« 2d6+6 = 4 + 6 = 10 » « 2d6+6 = 12 + 6 = 18 »
Efreet: (( and burn ))
Efreet: (( so if it survives it takes 2d6 fire dam--wait, is it vulnerable to fire? ))
	Zombie Gangbanger 2: 	Well ain't that just a bowl a pasta!
	Ike: 	*Casts Shield on self*
	Ike: 	*and that's all I can do hippo*
	Efreet: 	*well I can make a FFS
Efreet: (( either way, go Ci I think ))
Efreet: (( brb cola ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*vanish*
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Is there any limit to how many ki points I can use per turn? ))
Efreet: (( Well, not really, but you can only use one swift action per turn ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( IE, can i turn invisible then use a ki point to attack twice? ))
Efreet: (( well no, for two reasons in this situation ))
Efreet: (( Both are Swift Actions, and you can only get the extra attack on a full attack action (WARY) ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Oh, well that's shitty. ))
Olgroth: (( just go crit, you damn dirty ape ))
Efreet: (( but since you're invisible I'm pretty sure it's a sneak attack anyhow ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	« 1d20+5+8+1+2 = 10 + 5 + 8 + 1 + 2 = 26 »
	Hidden Mazora: 	*Nope,w ill never see you*
tirkaroKujo: 	Hits
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	« 1d6+5+6d6 = 6 + 5 + 19 = 30 »
	Olgroth: 	*mutters something in Orcish that accounts to a Prayer*
	Olgroth: 	*+1 luck bonuses all around, -1 to enemies*
Efreet: (( not on damage right ))
Efreet: (( just attack and against fear? ))
Olgroth: (( well, attacks that actually use WEAPONS do get extra damage. ))
Olgroth: (( You bring special favor upon yourself and your allies while bringing disfavor to your enemies. You and each of your allies gain a +1 luck bonus on attack rolls, weapon damage rolls, saves, and skill checks, while each of your foes takes a -1 penalty on such rolls. ))
Efreet: (( it...says nothing about weapons ))
Efreet: (( so I wil lassume it works on Efreet tooo ))
Olgroth: (( +1 luck bonus on attack rolls, weapon damage rolls, ))
Olgroth: (( +1 weapon damage rolls, ))
Efreet: (( natural weapons are weapons. ))
Olgroth: (( m ))
Efreet: (( you dumbswillow ))
Efreet: (( up to tirk anyhow ))
Efreet: (( doesn't really matter ))
	Olgroth: 	*raises hammer above head, runs all of five feet*
Efreet: (( hippo Boy's turn ))
	Olgroth: 	RREAAAAAAGHohiguessi'llstophere
tirkaroKujo: 	m
Efreet: (( you cannot cast and attack in the same round hippo ))
Olgroth: (( I'm not attacking ))
	Ferdinand : 	Eep! Nowhere to run! Nothing to turn back on!
	Ferdinand : 	Geez! You better find SOME way to get me out of here! *Cure Serious Wounds on Hendrix*
	Spirit Finne: 	Dammit, you could teleport last time I saw ya
	Spirit Finne: 	Also that's Touch
	Ferdinand : 	« 3d8+9 = 4 + 9 = 13 »
Ike: (( saaaaaaaaaad ))
	Ferdinand : 	(HIPPO)
Olgroth: (( nice roll ya derp (D) ))
	Ike: 	Uhh...thanks...
	Zombie Gangbanger 1: 	« 1d20+5 = 7 + 5 = 12 » But not fo' long!
	Ike: 	*naw*
	Zombie Gangbanger 1: 	I'll just rot away now....
	Ike: 	You do that...
Olgroth: (( don't forget these zombies are taking -1 on their rolls ))
	Zombie Gangbanger 3: 	« 1d20+4 = 11 + 4 = 15 »@Sen
	Zombie Gangbanger 3: 	Would rather not
Ike: (( she's not doing anything? ))
Ike: (( alright then ))
Olgroth: (( right ))
Olgroth: (( gonna go copy/paste my saves ))
	Hidden Mazora: 	« 1d20+11 = 6 + 11 = 17 »« 1d20+6 = 9 + 6 = 15 » Why don't you rot away like the rest!
	Ike: 	*Do I even GET that bonus*
	Olgroth: 	*sorry man, none hit due to prayer*
	Ike: 	*I am 35 feet away (Y) (HIPPO) (Y)*
Olgroth: (( you did ))
Olgroth: (( as you were within the blast when I cast it ))
Ike: (( oh, it's 40 foot ))
Olgroth: (( indeed. (Y) ))
Efreet: (( Now Sennie's turn ))
	Olgroth: 	HAH! YOU NEED TRY BETTER THAN THAT.
	Aang: 	« 1d20+13 = 5 + 13 = 18 »« 1d20+13 = 11 + 13 = 24 »« 1d20+9 = 14 + 9 = 23 »« 1d20+9 = 9 + 9 = 18 » Grrr.....
Olgroth: (( +1 on all of those if it matters ))
	Aang: 	« 1d10+5 = 4 + 5 = 9 »« 1d10+5 = 5 + 5 = 10 »« 1d10+5 = 9 + 5 = 14 »« 1d10+5 = 6 + 5 = 11 » not at all
Olgroth: (( alright, ninja lady, time to shine ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Hendrix is first ))
	Efreet: 	Sire, do you believe you can defeat this wretched beast solitarily? If so I shall smite the root cause!
tirkaroKujo: 	indeed he is
	Ike: 	Have at it!
Olgroth: (( right ))
	Efreet: 	« 1d20+17 = 13 + 17 = 30 »
tirkaroKujo: 	hits
	Efreet: 	« 2d6+6 = 11 + 6 = 17 »
	Olgroth: 	TRY NOT BURN ME THIS TIME
Olgroth: (( +1 ))
	Efreet: 	*you best be makin that Burn roll*
	Hidden Mazora: 	« 2d6 = 6 » 9_9
Ike: (( er ))
Ike: (( the..check (WARY) ))
Ike: (( to see if you get Burned ))
	Hidden Mazora: 	« 1d20+7 = 13 + 7 = 20 » RIGHT
Ike: (( damn you ))
Ike: (( it's 19 ))
Ike: (( er, 18 ))
	Hidden Mazora: 	*haw*
	Ike: 	*five-foot step*
	Ike: 	« 1d20+8+1+3 = 20 + 8 + 1 + 3 = 32 »
	Ike: 	*haaahahaha*
	Ike: 	« 1d8+3+1 = 2 + 3 + 1 = 6 »
	Ike: 	*yeah fuck you too*
Olgroth: (( hahahaa ))
	Zombie Gangbanger 1: 	That stung, but not enough to send me to the ground!
	Ike: 	*reloads it* well...that's okay...
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Well then...let's see how broken I can be...:[ ))
Olgroth: (( all of it ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*uses ki point*
Olgroth: (( also, I think I'm flanking now...? ))
Olgroth: (( unless you want to take a five foot step ))
	Efreet: 	*THERE IS A FREAKING PENALTY FOR HITTING ME*
	Efreet: 	*Creatures that hit a burning creature with natural weapons or unarmed attacks take fire damage as though hit by the burning creature and must make a Reflex save to avoid catching on fire.*
	Efreet: 	*WELL THAT MAKES MORE SENSE THEN*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	« 1d20+5+8+2+1 = 12 + 5 + 8 + 2 + 1 = 28 » « 1d20+5+8+2+1 = 4 + 5 + 8 + 2 + 1 = 20 » « 1d20+5+3+2+1 = 19 + 5 + 3 + 2 + 1 = 30 »
	Zombie Gangbanger 2: 	*Consider myself even more dead than usual then*
"Olivia" (Ci): (( last one crits ))
Olgroth: (( aaaaand shaken ))
tirkaroKujo: 	All of em hits
Olgroth: (( really? Expected a higher AC. Ah well. ))
Efreet: (( wiat ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	« 1d6+5+6d6 = 6 + 5 + 19 = 30 » « 1d6+5+6d6 = 5 + 5 + 15 = 25 » « 1d6+3+6d6 = 5 + 3 + 13 = 21 »
Efreet: (( you COULD use a ki point there ))
Efreet: (( for a fourth attack ))
Efreet: (( or wait no ))
Efreet: (( you did that ))
	Hidden Mazora: 	Guwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Efreet: (( I keep fucking forgetting you don't have TWF ))
Olgroth: (( +1 on all of thos- oh she dead. ))
Efreet: (( or aren't using it ))
Efreet: (( dat Mushroom Spark ))
	Cancer: 	*Pant pant* J...just give me a second to recompose myself okay? *Pant pant*
	Efreet: 	Done in already? You were not quite the fearsome monstrosity you initially appeared as
	Efreet: 	.
	Olgroth: 	*hammer still over head* NOT THINK SO.
"Olivia" (Ci): (( And...probably won't be doing that again. Cuz that was gay as shit (WARY) ))
Ike: (( that's actually not that much damage ))
Ike: (( hippo ))
	Olgroth: 	*still my turn I guess?*
tirkaroKujo: 	It really was not
tirkaroKujo: 	because the battle is still going for a reason (HIPPO)
"Olivia" (Ci): (( THEN I WILL DO IT EVERY ROUND (D) ))
	Olgroth: 	...
	Olgroth: 	she down?
	Ike: 	Is she still talking?!
	Cancer: 	I-I am not! *Pant pant* Just give me a second!
	Ike: 	If so, then NO!
	Olgroth: 	...not smash when helpless.
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	Finne: 	Jack woulda if he wasn't dead at the time (D)
	Olgroth: 	*offers end of hammer to pick her up*
Ike: (( dat 8 int ))
Olgroth: (( indeed ))
Olgroth: (( I'll call that, what, a move action? ))
	Cancer: 	Oh...well isn't that a nice gesture! *grabs end of hammer*
	Cancer: 	Now remember to never do it again! *Roll reflex check*
	Olgroth: 	*crap I was getting those*
	Olgroth: 	« 1d20 + 2 + 3 = 6 + 2 + 3 = 11 »
	Efreet: 	That was assuredly gentlemanly of you, Orc, but most unfortunately it seems as if the gesture is wasted on one such as herself.
Olgroth: (( and the bird keeps squawking ))
	Efreet: 	*speaking the language of flame
	Cancer: 	*With that, she flashes a beam from her eyes into yours. You are now exausted for « 1d4 = 1 » rounds and take « 3d6 = 13 » damage.*
	Efreet: 	*so like, burning
Efreet: (( exhausted. ))
	Olgroth: 	!....nnnngghhh...
	Cancer: 	« 1d20+15 = 16 + 15 = 31 » *And CMB check to take hammer*
	Ike: 	Are you shitting me?
Ike: (( +15?! ))
Ike: (( isn't it just +dex + Str ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Yes
Ike: (( Only CMD adds BB ))
Ike: (( Christ ))
Ike: (( she's just Haze ))
Olgroth: (( can she even hold that thing? ))
Ike: (( Hell even Haze doesn't have that much ))
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	Olgroth: 	...n...no, give back.
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Ike: (( only +11 (FEDUP) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Hey, I didn't make it up.
Olgroth: (( I assume my turn is up now ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You turn is indeed up
Olgroth: (( then go, hippo boy ))
Ike: (( use SMITE EVIL ))
Ike: (( or SOMETHING ))
Ike: (( I DON'T EVEN CARE IF YOU'RE A PALADIN ))
Olgroth: (( my turn is up. (D) ))
Ike: (( I meant hippo boy ))
Olgroth: (( me ))
Olgroth: (( *m ))
Ike: (( who seems to do nothing...? ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	...that's low...
	Ferdinand : 	Eep! I have no way to make a retreat! Can't you help me any further? *Cure Moderate Wounds on Hendrix* « 2d8+9 = 9 + 9 = 18 »
	Ike: 	Fine! Just don't get hit!
Ike: (( and you did ))
Olgroth: (( does he not have ANY weapons at all? ))
Ike: (( unless you take a five foot step ))
Ike: (( because otherwise that thing will get an AoO (HIPPO) ))
Olgroth: (( and now she gives the hammer back to me ))
Olgroth: (( right to my skull ))
Ike: (( I think Tirk got kidnapped ))
	Cancer: 	Pffthahaha! You think that's low, just wait till you see this! « 1d20+16 = 10 + 16 = 26 »« 1d20+16 = 3 + 16 = 19 » *Whacks Orc with hammer* « 1d20+15 = 17 + 15 = 32 »« 1d20+15 = 17 + 15 = 32 » *Proceeds to claw afterwards*
	Olgroth: 	*guess I'm dead yo*
Ike: (( she takes -1 ))
Ike: (( to dem damages ))
Olgroth: (( feeeeeduuuup ))
	Cancer: 	« 1d10+6 = 10 + 6 = 16 »« 1d10+6 = 4 + 6 = 10 »« 1d6+6 = 5 + 6 = 11 »« 1d6+6 = 4 + 6 = 10 » +disease
Olgroth: (( don't matter ))
Olgroth: (( I'm dead (hippo) ))
Olgroth: (( er ))
Olgroth: (( wait, no ))
Ike: (( I doubt you're DEAD ))
tirkaroKujo: 	No you aren't (lolwut)
Olgroth: (( but I am immune to disease ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( *can't be diseased* (COOL) ))
Olgroth: (( (chew) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Pretty sure you're KO'd though, though my math is shit
Olgroth: (( but I can just come back ))
Olgroth: (( because Half-Orc ))
	Ike: 	*Man fuck you guys, I'm like a demon and I'm the only one NOT immune to human diseases?*
	Olgroth: 	*falls to ground, hard*
Ike: (( also I'm pretty sure you'll be staggered ))
Ike: (( ....and you fell prone ))
Ike: (( good luck getting the fuck back up dumbass ))
Olgroth: (( kk ))
Ike: (( Cause if you're prone you provoke AoO (HIPPO) ))
Olgroth: (( when do I have to activate Orc Ferocity anyhow ))
Olgroth: (( immediately after taking the deadly blow? ))
Olgroth: (( it don't specify ))
	Aang: 	« 1d20+13 = 2 + 13 = 15 » T-that's unforgivable! *Scorpion style*
	Cancer: 	Never
	Ike: 	*NOPE*
Olgroth: (( essentially, +2 ))
Olgroth: (( she gets a -1 and you get a +1 ))
Olgroth: (( if it matters ))
	Cancer: 	*Not at all*
	Olgroth: 	m
	Efreet: 	I shall punish you for your misdeeds, cretin!
	Efreet: 	« 1d20+17 = 17 + 17 = 34 »
	Efreet: 	« 2d6+6 = 2 + 6 = 8 »
	Efreet: 	*best make that burn save*
Olgroth: (( +1 and such ))
	Efreet: 	9
	Cancer: 	« 1d20+9 = 14 + 9 = 23 »
Ike: (( and she gets a -1 on the save but that don't matter ))
	Ike: 	« 1d20+8+1+3 = 20 + 8 + 1 + 3 = 32 »
Cancer: (( I gave her -1 (D) ))
	Ike: 	*cheesus*
	Ike: 	« 1d8+3+1 = 4 + 3 + 1 = 8 »
	Zombie Gangbanger 1: 	Cheesus!
	Ike: 	That's better. *reloads*
	Ike: 	Now get out of here!
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*can't flank because of Fatty McFatphoenix
	Ferdinand : 	Th-that I will! *As soon as it's my turn hippo*
Ike: (( you can move to the other side of him ))
Ike: (( instead of Sen ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( True. ))
Olgroth: (( I'm... still technically alive ))
Ike: (( and hell ))
Olgroth: (( do I have to not be prone? ))
Olgroth: (( or something? ))
Ike: (( he's Large so you're flanking all across that place ))
Ike: (( also you're still invisible I think ))
Ike: (( since it's Greater ))
Ike: (( doesn't go away when you attack ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Yeah you should be still invis anyway
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	« 1d20+5+8+2+1 = 1 + 5 + 8 + 2 + 1 = 17 »
"Olivia" (Ci): (( NAAAAAAAAAAAH. ))
Ike: (( dat 1 ))
Ike: (( oh, you forgot the +1 from Weapon Focus too ))
Ike: (( wary ))
Ike: (( well that or +1 from Prayer, one of the two ))
Olgroth: (( still a nat 1 ))
Ike: (( I know ))
Ike: (( but still good to know ))
Olgroth: (( m ))
Ike: (( well at least she can't move ))
Ike: (( without gettting anally destroyed ))
	Olgroth: 	*eyes flash open*
	Ferdinand : 	Run! Run like a scardy little schoolgirl!
	Olgroth: 	*crap I can't do anything anyhow*
Ike: (( Ferdinand = Elan ))
Ike: (( makes sense ))
Olgroth: (( anyone need heals? ))
Ike: (( nope ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Nope, just you. ))
Olgroth: (( m ))
Olgroth: (( I assume casting a heal provokes AoO ))
Ike: (( yessir ))
Olgroth: (( and that I'd have to be standing anyhow ))
Ike: (( No I think you can cast while prone ))
Ike: (( probably a concentration check, I dunno ))
	Olgroth: 	*I'll just pretend to be dead, then, and cast on myself while staying as still as possible*
Olgroth: (( or... a touch buff on Sen or something ))
Ike: (( ready up that perception ))
Ike: (( just... ))
Ike: (( sink into the ground ))
Ike: (( and run the fuck away ))
Olgroth: (( that works too ))
Olgroth: (( except that ))
	Cancer: 	« 1d20+9 = 6 + 9 = 15 » « 1d20+9 = 19 + 9 = 28 » « 1d20+9 = 17 + 9 = 26 » *Acro saves against AoOs from Freenicks, Ci, and Sen*
Olgroth: (( y'know ))
Olgroth: (( I only get to be awake for ONE ROUND ))
	Ike: 	*hahahahaha
	Ike: 	*36 fucking CMD*
	Cancer: 	(CRS)
Olgroth: (( and then I'm just trapped in the ground forever ))
	Efreet: 	*
	Efreet: 	« 1d20+17 = 20 + 17 = 37 »
	Efreet: 	*HAAAAHAHAHA*
	Aang: 	« 1d20+13 = 11 + 13 = 24 » *Doesn't surpass my CMD either*
	Efreet: 	« 2d6+6 = 7 + 6 = 13 »
	Efreet: 	*and now burn check motherfucker*
Olgroth: (( +1 ))
	Efreet: 	*right 14*
	Efreet: 	*so 28*
	Aang: 	*But still not a hit sadfrog.jpg*
Olgroth: (( seems my prayer bonus went right to your d20 ))
	Cancer: 	« 1d20+9 = 1 + 9 = 10 »
Efreet: (( that's three fucking nat 20s in a row now ))
	Cancer: 	*m*
Efreet: (( sorry for stealing all the good rolls (WARY) ))
	Olgroth: 	*LIES HERE DYING*
Efreet: (( Sen's turn ))
Olgroth: (( I assume no one invested in Heal ))
Efreet: (( best be making that five-foot-step ))
Efreet: (( and slaughtering her ))
Efreet: (( Nobody be Healing ))
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Efreet: (( nope even Cavvy ain't got it ))
	Cancer: 	« 1d20+9 = 9 + 9 = 18 » « 1d20+9 = 20 + 9 = 29 » *MOAR ACROS*
	Efreet: 	*well shit bitch*
	Efreet: 	*just give em to me*
	Efreet: 	« 1d20+17 = 10 + 17 = 27 »
	Efreet: 	« 2d6+6 = 5 + 6 = 11 »
Olgroth: (( pluuuuuuuus dat 1 ))
	Efreet: 	« 12 = 12 »
Efreet: (( SORRY ))
Efreet: (( (CRS) ))
Olgroth: (( 12 does indeed equal 1 ))
Efreet: (( I keep thinking it would end ))
Efreet: (( when you die. ))
Olgroth: (( good job on that ))
Efreet: (( >12 = 1 ))
Efreet: (( Agi just derps ))
Olgroth: (( I don't care ))
Olgroth: (( carry on ))
	Cancer: 	« 2d6 = 6 » *Guess I'll have to roll that burn*
Efreet: (( wish she had been hit by Ci instead ))
Efreet: (( since she would do so much more damage ))
	Cancer: 	You! I'll be sure to make you rue this day, you'll see in in your nightmares!
	Efreet: 	I do not experience nightmares, my dear, for I do not sleep.
Efreet: (( well fuck you too ))
Olgroth: (( ...I thought she was teleporting away ))
Olgroth: (( guess not ))
	Efreet: 	Ohhhh myyyy. It seems we have another beast on our hands.
Ike: (( and now it is Sen's turn ))
Ike: (( I think ))
	Hidden Soraya: 	Rise again, oh creatures of the lost!
tirkaroKujo: 	NOW Sens turn
tirkaroKujo: 	Herp, wait, dropped them all on the hidden layer
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Bitch reminds me of ABA now. ))
Ike: (( funnily enough I was just listening to this ))
Ike: (( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5vM9Njq0q0&feature=related ))
	Aang: 	« 1d20+13 = 17 + 13 = 30 » Come on! We have no time for this!
	Aang: 	« 1d10+5 = 5 + 5 = 10 »
Olgroth: (( 11 ))
tirkaroKujo: 	m
Olgroth: (( I assume she transformed my hammer into that pillar of hers ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Sure let's go with that
Olgroth: (( cool ))
	Ike: 	MOre of them?! Are you kidding me? FINE! Efreet, you are dismissed! I can do this too!
	Ike: 	« 1d3+1 = 3 + 1 = 4 »
	Ike: 	*that'll do*
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Ike: (( just be grateful I can copy/paste their shit ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	...(The hell's that guy...s?)
Olgroth: (( and then we were stuck here forever ))
tirkaroKujo: 	all dose seferofs, all dose hamboigahs
	Bralani: 	« 1d20+15 = 19 + 15 = 34 » « 1d20+10 = 15 + 10 = 25 »
	Bralani: 	*dat crit*
tirkaroKujo: 	both hit
	Bralani: 	« 1d6+10 = 6 + 10 = 16 » « 1d6+10 = 3 + 10 = 13 »
	Giggles the psychopath: 	HYUK HYUK AW FUCK
	Bralani 1: 	« 1d20+15 = 11 + 15 = 26 » « 1d20+10 = 17 + 10 = 27 »
	Bralani 1: 	« 1d6+10 = 1 + 10 = 11 » « 1d6+10 = 1 + 10 = 11 »
tirkaroKujo: 	Both hit again (CRS)
Bralani 2: (( just be glad these are minions ))
	Giggles the psychopath 2: 	HYUK HYUK AW FUCK
Bralani 2: (( and so easily destroyed ))
	Bralani 2: 	« 1d20+15 = 9 + 15 = 24 » « 1d20+10 = 12 + 10 = 22 »
tirkaroKujo: 	BOTH HIT AGAIN
	Bralani 2: 	« 1d6+10 = 5 + 10 = 15 » « 1d6+10 = 1 + 10 = 11 »
	Bralani 3: 	« 1d20+15 = 10 + 15 = 25 » « 1d20+10 = 12 + 10 = 22 »
	Giggles the psychopath 3: 	FUCK FUCK AW HYUK
	Bralani 3: 	*THESE AIN'T EVEN LEVEL 6 (D)*
	Bralani 3: 	*do those hit*
tirkaroKujo: 	Yes, both hit
Bralani 3: (( Christ these things have low AC ))
	Bralani 3: 	« 1d6+10 = 5 + 10 = 15 » « 1d6+10 = 4 + 10 = 14 »
Bralani 3: (( if only the Cavalier was here ))
Bralani 3: (( you'd all be hitting better than that ))
	Hidden Soraya: 	Bah! You'll have to do better than that!
tirkaroKujo: 	Ci's turn
Olgroth: (( we would be doing just that if the cavalier was here, apparently ))
Bralani 3: (( you both have +5 Mod right ))
Bralani 3: (( « 5+5+8 = 5 + 5 + 8 = 18 » ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Invis counts as insta-flanking, right? ))
Bralani 3: (( you'd be better (CHEW) ))
Bralani 3: (( even better if I Challenged her and you were attacking her ))
Bralani 3: (( though I don't get those bonuses (FEDUP) ))
Bralani 3: (( well I might get the banner, I have no idea, but not the challenge ))
tirkaroKujo: 	IF THE CAVALIER WAS HERE, WE'D HAVE BETTER CROPS, MR. ROGERS WOULD BE ALIVE, AND WE WOULD BE THE PRESIDENT.
tirkaroKujo: 	If you're out of the monster's vision, it's a sneak
Bralani 3: (( well ))
Olgroth: (( ... ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Coo'. ))
Bralani 3: (( we would also have like ))
Bralani 3: (( tons less peopel ))
Bralani 3: (( hippo ))
tirkaroKujo: 	She cannot see you unless Nat 20
Olgroth: (( is Mr. Rogers... wait ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Well, let's find out « 1d20 = 18 »
Olgroth: (( he totally did die, didn't he ))
tirkaroKujo: 	So close
Bralani 3: (( ... ))
Bralani 3: (( he's been dead ))
Bralani 3: (( for almost ten fucking years ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*five foot step* « 1d20+5+8+2+1+1 = 5 + 5 + 8 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 22 » « 1d20+5+3+2+1+1 = 15 + 5 + 3 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 27 »
Bralani 3: (( What the fuck Agi ))
tirkaroKujo: 	AGI JUST DOES NOT NOT MR. ROGERS DIED
Olgroth: (( oh, well, if it happened ten years ago I wasn't paying attention ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Assume second hits ))
Olgroth: (( first hits as ell ))
Olgroth: (( because no AC ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Both hits
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	« 1d6+3+6d6 = 5 + 3 + 21 = 29 » « 1d6+3+6d6 = 6 + 3 + 19 = 28 »
tirkaroKujo: 	She just has negative AC
Olgroth: (( +1 on those ))
Olgroth: (( because that's what I live for ))
Olgroth: (( minor buffs ))
	Hidden Soraya: 	BUUUFWWWAAAAH!
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	The bitch done yet...?!
	Cancer: 	*Pant pant* Okay, okay....this is gonna take some getting used to....
	Bralani 2: 	*BTW do her attacks count as Cold Iron or Evil*
tirkaroKujo: 	Evil
	Bralani 2: 	*or like, Fire, Electricity, or Col*
	Bralani 2: 	*Piss*
	Bralani 2: 	Cold*
Bralani 2: (( whose turn ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Orcy McPorky
tirkaroKujo: 	Orky Pig
Ike: (( so Sen? ))
Olgroth: (( right ))
Ike: (( pretty sure Agi's konked now. ))
Olgroth: (( so do I get a chance to heal meself now ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Sensen's not fat =( ))
Ike: (( doesn't it only last one round? ))
	Aang: 	*BREAKS DOWN CRYING (crying)*
Ike: (( if so, then no you don't (WARY) ))
Olgroth: (( well considering I didn't get to bloody DO ANYTHING last round ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Your exaustion indeed only lasted 1 round
Ike: (( He means the Orc Ferocity ))
Olgroth: (( he was referring to Orc Fero- m ))
tirkaroKujo: 	mmmmmmmmmn
Olgroth: (( just take my lips already why don't you ))
Ike: (( also yeah, the Exhaustion was in effect ))
Olgroth: (( since I will never be able to use them again ))
Ike: (( so she kind of fucked you over there ))
	Olgroth: 	*GUESS I'LL RESUME DYING THEN*
Ike: (( you don't actually lose HP in this ))
Ike: (( (WARY) ))
Olgroth: (( no -1 hp a round? ))
Ike: (( nope ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Nope
Olgroth: (( m ))
Ike: (( because if so we'd be dead a hundred times over ))
Ike: (( or Ci would be ))
Ike: (( Because of Green Comets and bear traps ))
	Olgroth: 	*passed out then because I guess that's the way it works*
	Ferdinand : 	*Waddles away, waddle waddle*
	Olgroth: 	*fat lot of good Orc Ferocity did me*
	Giggles the psychopath 1: 	« 1d20+10 = 9 + 10 = 19 »« 1d20+10 = 17 + 10 = 27 »« 1d20+10 = 11 + 10 = 21 » *Bites and claws Sen*
	Giggles the psychopath 1: 	« 1d4+6 = 3 + 6 = 9 »« 1d4+6 = 2 + 6 = 8 »
Olgroth: (( does an 18 hit her ))
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Olgroth: (( er ))
	Sadi: 	Hey that's my thing
	Sadi: 	Fuck you
Olgroth: (( guess a 19 didn't ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Just the last two did
tirkaroKujo: 	As I assume there are not AC bonuses in play
Olgroth: (( nevermind, those guys weren't around when Prayer went out anyhow ))
	Sadi: 	Why the fuck am I still Hidden
	Aang: 	Eeeww...You're all bloody!
	Sadi: 	Whatever
	Sadi: 	MT, you know what those things remind me of
	Sadi: 	Thsoe fucking blood firehose cultists
	Sadi: 	From Where's Waldo
"Olivia" (Ci): (( (XD) ))
Sadi: (( speaking of Sen, her turn ))
	Cancer: 	*PANT PANT* C-can't you just do this for me, summons?
Olgroth: (( not at all ))
	Gargoyle 3: 	*Mumble grumble*
	Gargoyle 3: 	« 1d20+7 = 5 + 7 = 12 »« 1d20+7 = 13 + 7 = 20 »« 1d20+7 = 20 + 7 = 27 »« 1d20+7 = 10 + 7 = 17 » @Sephy2
	Gargoyle 3: 	« 1d6+2 = 3 + 2 = 5 »« 1d6+2 = 5 + 2 = 7 »
	Bralani 2: 	*are those actually counted as Evil*
	Gargoyle: 	« 1d20+7 = 11 + 7 = 18 »« 1d20+7 = 6 + 7 = 13 »« 1d20+7 = 18 + 7 = 25 »« 1d20+7 = 15 + 7 = 22 »@Bra0
	Bralani 2: 	*cause if not, no dice*
tirkaroKujo: 	They're Chaotic Evil
Bralani 2: (( does that affect their weapo? ))
Bralani 2: (( ns ))
Bralani 2: (( Whatever I unno ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Nope, those are Earth
	Bralani 2: 	*Then yeah, nothin*
	Bralani 2: 	*also you can't petrify us, so suck a dick, you used the absolute worst thing possible*
Bralani 2: (( unless they are smart enough to kill Hendrix ))
Bralani 2: (( but let us assume no, fuck you ))
	Gargoyle: 	*obv*
	Bralani: 	*and two of those hit*
	Bralani: 	*but you can't hurt me*
	Bralani: 	*so whatever*
tirkaroKujo: 	So it's just immune to anything non-evil? (HIPPO)
Bralani: (( DR 10 ))
Bralani: (( DR 10/cold iron or evil; Immune electricity, petrification; Resist cold 10, fire 10; SR 17 ))
tirkaroKujo: 	m
	Gargoyle 3: 	« 1d20+7 = 10 + 7 = 17 »« 1d20+7 = 1 + 7 = 8 »« 1d20+7 = 11 + 7 = 18 »« 1d20+7 = 10 + 7 = 17 » @Sen
	Gargoyle 3: 	*Nothin*
Bralani: (( that it? ))
	Gargoyle 3: 	*Waaaait, I can't do any of that fancy shit*
	Gargoyle 3: 	*So yeah, fuck these, totally wasted a turn (HIPPO)*
Bralani: (( hippo ))
Bralani: (( Cold Iron isn't exctly hard to get ))
	Aang: 	« 1d20+14 = 3 + 14 = 17 »« 1d20+14 = 9 + 14 = 23 »@Gargoyle « 1d20+9 = 19 + 9 = 28 »« 1d20+9 = 1 + 9 = 10 » @Giggles
	Aang: 	« 1d10+5 = 5 + 5 = 10 »« 1d10+5 = 1 + 5 = 6 »@Garg « 1d10+5 = 10 + 5 = 15 »@Giggity
	Giggles the psychopath 1: 	HYUK FUCK AW CHUCK
	Ike: 	Just take the bitch out! « 1d20+8+1+3 = 3 + 8 + 1 + 3 = 15 » *tries to take the bitch out*
	Ike: 	*naw*
tirkaroKujo: 	nevuh
Olgroth: (( Ci just does a billion damage ))
	Bralani 3: 	« 1d20+15 = 10 + 15 = 25 » « 1d20+10 = 13 + 10 = 23 »
tirkaroKujo: 	first hits
	Bralani 3: 	« 1d6+10 = 6 + 10 = 16 »
	Bralani 2: 	*AoO whatever*
	Bralani 2: 	*hell two of them*
	Gargoyle 2: 	You're just making fun of me now, aren't you (D)
	Bralani 2: 	« 1d20+4 = 9 + 4 = 13 » « 1d20+4 = 7 + 4 = 11 »
	Bralani 2: 	*yeahnope on that acro*
Bralani 2: (( well Cancer gets one ))
Bralani 2: (( you better use your flanking bonus Ci ))
Olgroth: (( what's the red circle again ))
Bralani 2: (( disabled ))
Olgroth: (( so... does she even GET AoO? ))
Bralani 2: (( or uh ))
	Bralani 2: 	incapacitated
tirkaroKujo: 	It just means incapacitated
Olgroth: (( the question stands ))
	Finne: 	i know because i am that
tirkaroKujo: 	But I'm using it to show that she's just tired out and panting
	Finne: 	because I was when I died
	Finne: 	Because dagger to the heart
	Finne: 	Then I came back dark
	Finne: 	Like a bad love song or something
Olgroth: (( a very bad one ))
	Cancer: 	« 1d20+15 = 20 + 15 = 35 » *Wheeeeeze*
	Bralani 2: 	*Yeah whatever*
	Cancer: 	« 1d10+7 = 1 + 7 = 8 »
	Bralani 2: 	*those evil*
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Looooooooooooooool. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	They are indeed very, very evil
	Bralani 2: 	Tirk: MMMMMMMMM
	Bralani 2: 	*16 damage*
	Morshu: 	indeed
	Bralani 1: 	« 1d20+15 = 12 + 15 = 27 » « 1d20+10 = 2 + 10 = 12 »
	Bralani 1: 	« 1d6+10 = 3 + 10 = 13 »
	Bralani: 	« 1d20+15 = 6 + 15 = 21 » « 1d20+10 = 3 + 10 = 13 »
	Bralani: 	*first hit?*
tirkaroKujo: 	first does not hit
	Bralani: 	*m*
Bralani: (( they just have better AC than her ))
Ike: (( whoever's turn now ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*five foot step, how's about a ki point too*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	« 1d20+5+8+2+1+1 = 15 + 5 + 8 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 32 » « 1d20+5+8+2+1+1 = 16 + 5 + 8 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 33 » « 1d20+5+3+2+1+1 = 14 + 5 + 3 + 2 + 1 + 1 = 26 »
tirkaroKujo: 	all dem hitz
Olgroth: (( got your +3 damage from errything I've given up? ))
Ike: (( +3 TOTAL ))
Ike: (( +1 on each roll ))
Ike: (( don't go spouting horseshit Agi ))
Olgroth: (( wat ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	« 1d6+3+6d6+1 = 1 + 3 + 23 + 1 = 28 » « 1d6+3+6d6+1 = 2 + 3 + 22 + 1 = 28 » « 1d6+3+6d6+1 = 4 + 3 + 27 + 1 = 35 »
Olgroth: (( +2 sacred damage ))
Olgroth: (( +1 luck damage ))
Ike: (( ....right ))
Olgroth: (( what are you even talking about ))
Ike: (( Prayer ))
Ike: (( so yeah, +3 on all of those (HIPPO) ))
Ike: (( 31, 31, 38 ))
	Cancer: 	*Pant* O-okay, I should just be able t- BWFUWWWAAAUGH!
	Cancer: 	3000 exp
Ike: (( that was remarkably little ))
tirkaroKujo: 	No, it's pretty even
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	...phew.....hi there by the way.
tirkaroKujo: 	Remember, I was calcing the exp sharing wrong before (HIPPO)
	Bralani 3: 	Hello. Good job liberating the witch.
Bralani 3: (( didn't Mara give us 3200 hippo ))
Olgroth: (( Gargoyles still alive? ))
	Gargoyle 2: 	Nah
	Olgroth: 	*still collapsed on ground, hat off, breathing heavily*
	Bralani: 	« 1d20+15 = 14 + 15 = 29 » « 1d20+10 = 8 + 10 = 18 »
	Gargoyle 4: 	I guess from the minions total you get another 3000 exp
	Bralani: 	« 1d6+10 = 1 + 10 = 11 » (D)
	Bralani: 	FUCK YOU TOO
	Aang: 	Phew...that sure took a while....
	Bralani: 	Seriously leave.
	Bralani: 	You're invading my space.
	Gargoyle: 	(sad)
	Ike: 	Finally.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Hey, you alright big guy?
	Ike: 	If she'd transformed again I think I would have snapped.
	Olgroth: 	*am I just 100% knocked out? Or can I reply*
	Ike: 	Ah...don't you think you should...liberate him from his wounds?
	Bralani 3: 	Not particularly, but it isn't as fi I've a choice.
	Bralani 3: 	*Cure Serious Wounds*
	Bralani 3: 	« 3d8+7 = 14 + 7 = 21 » « 3d8+7 = 13 + 7 = 20 »
	Olgroth: 	« -7 + 41 = -7 + 41 = 34 »
	Olgroth: 	nnnnggghh...
	Olgroth: 	*slowly gets up*
	Bralani 3: 	Get up, you buffoon. You're making my healing look incompetent.
	Olgroth: 	OH GOF
tirkaroKujo: 	JESUS
	Bralani 3: 	I'm SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT
	Bralani 3: 	SPARE ME
	Olgroth: 	...thank you. i handle rest.
Ike: (( they can all do that ))
	Olgroth: 	...
Ike: (( twice ))
	Olgroth: 	where hammer
	Olgroth: 	SHE TAKE HAMMER.
Ike: (( so does ----(HIPPO) ))
	Ike: 	Yes, she took your fucking hammer.
	Cancer: 	*YOU'LL HAVE TO PRY IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS*
	Ike: 	*takes the fucking hammer*
	Ike: 	*or whatever else is on her*
	Olgroth: 	*does so (D)*
	Ike: 	*NOT HER CLOTHES (D)*
	Cancer: 	(sad)
Ike: (( Sen: *her clothes* ))
agidius is disconnected.
agidius is disconnected.
	Ike: 	*did anyone else even get hit*
Ike: (( mmmmm ))
Ike: (( brb ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( I assume she's a disgusting blob from that last attack. ))
agidius has connected.
	Olgroth: 	*sets hammer against tree* impure. *Create water all over it*
	Cancer: 	*300 gp, Heartstone, that damn hammer*
	Olgroth: 	(not go to battle unhealed next time.)
	Ike: 	*was she a demon*
Ike: (( I guess we split the gold ))
tirkaroKujo: 	And no, you just simply ripped open her intestines, but she is otherwise intact.
Ike: (( what does a heartstone doe ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Well...since I'm pretty sure I just tore her a new asshole, she's probably back to her boss now...or hell, maybe ours? *shrug*
Ike: (( do* ))
	Olgroth: 	« 4d8 + 11 = 23 + 11 = 34 »
tirkaroKujo: 	All night hags carry a heartstone—a special gemstone worth at least 1,800 gp that is worn as a periapt. A heartstone's magic is fueled by the hag's spirit and proximity—once separated from its owner (or upon the hag's death), a heartstone retains its magic for only 24 hours before becoming a nonmagical gem again. The heartstone instantly cures any disease contracted by the holder. In addition, a heartstone provides a +2 resistance bonus on all saving throws (this bonus is included in the statistics block above). A night hag that loses this charm can no longer use etherealness or soul bind until it finds a replacement gemstone.
	Olgroth: 	« 1d8 + 5 = 5 + 5 = 10 »
Ike: (( so how much is hers worth ))
tirkaroKujo: 	1800 gp (D)
Ike: (( m ))
Olgroth: (( *we don't know that ))
Olgroth: (( *at all ))
	Ike: 	« 1d20+3+3+3+10 = 10 + 3 + 3 + 3 + 10 = 29 »
	Ike: 	*I do*
Olgroth: (( well then ))
	Olgroth: 	you done with her?
	Ike: 	The gem's worth a bit...
	Ike: 	We can sell it and split it.
	Olgroth: 	take gem.
	Ike: 	And don't say it like that.
	Ike: 	*takes the gem then*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Well now...this is good. *nodnod*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Now her crappy little boss knows to be afraid of us!
	Olgroth: 	i ask question.
	Olgroth: 	you done with her?
	Ike: 	That's a GOOD thing?
	Ike: 	What are you talking about?
	Ike: 	She's dead, there's not much else one can do.
	Olgroth: 	YOU DONE WITH HER OR DO MORE?
	Ike: 	....
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	It can be. Well, it at least shows that we're strong enough to take on his lackies.
	Ike: 	(Rephrase your goddamned sentences...)
	Olgroth: 	*shakes head, picks her up and throws over shoulder*
	Ike: 	....
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	....
	Ike: 	What the fuck are you doing?
	Aang: 	Y-yeah! We'll show him who's who!
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	W-...what're you doing...?
	Olgroth: 	*takes her behind these trees*
	Ike: 	.......
	Ike: 	And you convinced me to let this into our party.
	Olgroth: 	*unseen, very distinct "smashing" sound*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	...well at least he's just hitting her...was...scared there for a second...
	Aang: 	Th-that's....is that a usual Orc thing?
Olgroth: (( her skull should now be shattered ))
	Ike: 	No, the one we were scared of is.
	Ike: 	Well, I guess maybe that is too, I don't know.
tirkaroKujo: 	Well shit
	Ike: 	I'm not an expert on orcs.
	Olgroth: 	i done with her.
tirkaroKujo: 	Now you're just gonna force me to spoil this ain't you
tirkaroKujo: 	Anyway, first run a will check
Ike: (( Apparently ))
Olgroth: (( me now? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Yep, you Agi (D)
	Olgroth: 	« 1d20 + 7 = 2 = 15 + 7 = 22 »
	Ike: 	*No, us over here*
Olgroth: (( er ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You indeed cannot escape Chapton-level monkey trouble
Ike: (( er.... ))
tirkaroKujo: 	No matter who you are playing
Olgroth: (( *« 1d20 + 7 + 2 = 7 + 7 + 2 = 16 » ))
Ike: (( And now you don't ))
Olgroth: (( man you know what ))
Olgroth: (( just bloody take the first one (hippo) ))
Ike: (( naaaaaaaw. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Never
Tokens dropped onto map 'Route rooty route root'
	Richard: 	I'll roll for you (COOL) « 1d20+3+2 = 9 + 3 + 2 = 14 »
	Richard: 	Nope you dead
tirkaroKujo: 	Upon trying to swing the hammer, you're stopped by an unfathomable force. For a slight second, you can see the Hag's dead body make a veeeery slight disgusted glace at you.
Ike: (( I assume he raped her with the hammer ))
	Olgroth: 	*frozen in place I guess* wh...?
tirkaroKujo: 	???: YOU DARE TRY AND VIOLATE MY CREATION?
	Olgroth: 	why not swing?
Ike: (( YEeep, rape. ))
Ike: (( Do we hear that, or just him ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( I assume it's inside his mind? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	???: SAD TO SEE THIS IS WHAT DEATH MASTER HAS BEEN REDUCED TO.
tirkaroKujo: 	Nope, you all hear it
	Olgroth: 	voice? WHERE VOICE? *looks around furiously, gnashing teeth*
	Ike: 	....God dammit, more voices in my head? Haven't heard these in a while...
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Uh...Red...
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	I hear it too
	Ike: 	Great! She turned us all crazy.
	Ike: 	Or maybe it was that beast dragging her behind the trees.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Nooo...I think that's the big bad himself.
tirkaroKujo: 	The earth seems to shake, the ground turns warm with the power of anger, and a large figure appears in front of you, his mightly cloak looking like dragon wings.
Ike: (( is the big bad just Kamina ))
	Ike: 	Oh, well that's so much better, isn't it?
	Genesis: 	YOU HAVE DISAPPOINTED ME
Ike: (( oh hai dormammu ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiit.... ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Ohhhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiit....
Ike: (( I would have laughed my ass off ))
Ike: (( if it was Jubei's rabbit form ))
	Olgroth: 	hm? who that?
	Genesis: 	NOW RETURN BACK HERE, MY USELESS COMPANION!
	Cancer: 	Huwaaaah....why can't I just be dead a little longer? Zzzzzzz
	Ike: 	....well....
	Olgroth: 	NO!
	Olgroth: 	YOU GET SMASH!
	Ike: 	STOP!
	Genesis: 	*Takes her, imbues some POWER OF THE CREATOR into her*
	Cancer: 	*Yaaaaawn* Fiiiiine
Ike: (( I assume he does so in the same way Hendrix does Haze. ))
Olgroth: (( sounds about right ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Power of the-power of the-power of the- RETURN TO DUST. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	That exact way indeed
	Olgroth: 	...not time for that.
	Genesis: 	Haha, is this but a small sampling of the Death Master's little army?
	Genesis: 	I can tell he wasn't as serious about this as I thought.
	Ike: 	Really?! This is the kind of shit I share ties with...great. Whatever. Just leave! *has a really bad habit of talking smack to the powers that be; whatever*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	So -YOU'RE- the monster who's been destroying our worlds!
	Olgroth: 	*utterly confused as to what is going on, just wants to smash :,(*
	Genesis: 	Well, I gotta give him credit. He's just gonna keep trying till he succeeds!
	Ike: 	Let me ask you one thing, before you go! Do you plan to destroy THIS planet too?
	Cancer: 	Waaah, my intestines still hurt Masteeeer~
Olgroth: (( isn't this... HIS planet? Or something? ))
Ike: (( he's fucking insane ))
Ike: (( but yes it is ))
Olgroth: (( fair enough ))
Olgroth: (( I figured it'd be Death Master who destroyed this universe anyhow once the tower thing was whatever'd ))
Ike: (( all the towers ))
Olgroth: (( am admittedly shaky on that ))
Ike: (( but probably ))
	Genesis: 	Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to, I swear!
	Genesis: 	Oh, right, wait, I totally meant to. HAHAHAHA!
	Genesis: 	*Ahem* Jests aside, are you still trying to keep this up?
	Ike: 	Depends on your answer.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*looks at Hendrix* Wha..?
	Genesis: 	I mean, was your dingy little planet that great anyway? Is this a battle worth waging?
	Genesis: 	We can save both yours and our time by just allowing this little tussle to end.
	Ike: 	...who cares about my planet? I only care about this one.
	Genesis: 	Haha, now that's what I like to hear!
	Genesis: 	As you can see, this planet is ever so grand and wondruous isn't it? Hand crafted by be through 30 billion years of pure handiwork.
tirkaroKujo: 	*me (CRS)
Ike: (( BY BEES?! ))
Ike: (( FUCK ))
Ike: (( FUCK THIS PLANET I'M GOING HOME ))
Olgroth: (( theme of right now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=711bZ_pLusQ ))
	Genesis: 	Of course, it still has some flaws to work out....
	Genesis: 	But if you join me as one of my heralds, I can make it so that you'll be yet another hand in my epic quest!
	Olgroth: 	WHAT FIRE HEAD TALK ABOUT? NO GET SMASH?
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	You're not really gonna believe this monster's words, are you?!
	Ike: 	....ha, no. I've no interest in bringing back my planet, really....but I do want to keep this one around.
	Cancer: 	An epic quest full of wonder! Wonder and loveliness!
	Ike: 	Not under you, though.
	Olgroth: 	YOU STAY QUIET. YOU FACE NEED SMASH.
	Olgroth: 	@ Cancer
	Cancer: 	Hmm? Are you still going on about that, ugly boy?
	Genesis: 	Now now Cancer, I'm sure Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
	Ike: 	What is WITH you and face smashing?
Olgroth: (( very much want to throw cum pellet right now ))
	Cancer: 	I don't think a beholder could see anything beautiful there either!
	Olgroth: 	her face need it.
	Genesis: 	DOHOHOHOHOHO!
Ike: (( God dammit ))
Ike: (( the world is ruled by Smashbot ))
	Olgroth: 	*walks away abashedly*
	Genesis: 	Hmm! So that's how it's going to be!
	Ike: 	So what happens, say, if we DO kill you? Planet just goes boom?
	Genesis: 	Good intentions or not, every man or woman who stands against me is considered an enemy of the greater good.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	It's not an "if" question. It's a when!
	Genesis: 	Hmm? Well, I AM sort of the god of this world!
	Genesis: 	Everything created by me is under my control!
	Genesis: 	I could do anything to your flesh right now dear boy!
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	He's not from your world though, so ha!
	Genesis: 	Ah, you're right.
	Genesis: 	But I AM in control of the air you're breathing right now!
	Genesis: 	....
	Olgroth: 	*walks over to Sen, begins ineffectively explaining plan for her to throw pellet at this demigod thing*
	Genesis: 	Oh wait, did I say air?
	Genesis: 	I meant spiders.
Ike: (( AND THEN THE AIR WAS SPIDERS ))
Ike: (( FUCK ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( OH GOD NO ))
	Ike: 	*wait I'm a DEMON*
Olgroth: (( aaaand this is the part where I have nightmares forever ))
	Ike: 	*spiders are probably candy to me*
"Olivia" (Ci): (( SCREW YOU TOO HENDRIX ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Ci and Hendrix's lungs is now full of SPIDERS
	Ike: 	*I don't have lungs, remember, heart was my last organ*
tirkaroKujo: 	Too bad, they still are (D)
Olgroth: (( I'll brb once I stop cringing ))
Olgroth: (( which will probably be never ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( I didn't think I'd encounter anything in Pathfinder that would leave me unable to even THINk of a proper reply. ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Yet this is baffling me. ))
Olgroth: (( I probably have worms crawling in my lungs all the time ))
Olgroth: (( but spiders? Man, screw them ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*clutches throat anddrops to knees, opens mouth to scream/breath but SPIDERS COME POURING OUT*
Olgroth: (( seriously there is no word for this horror ))
	Ike: 	*Spiders also pouring out of mouth; not really phazed because I have nothing for them to really eat AND I'm immune to diseases and shit because of that crystal* Agh....KAH...DAMMIT!
	Ike: 	SPIDERS?! *COUGHS UP SPIDERS* SPIDERS!
	Aang: 	*Face goes completely white* A-AAAAH!
	Olgroth: 	and then you take pellet and hurl for he- oh, you over there now.
	Olgroth: 	spiders?
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*WOULD PROBABLY REALISTICALLY BE DEAD FROM LACk OF NON-SPIDER AIR*
	Genesis: 	HAHAHA! Getting a bit choked up, arent we?
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*falls on side, turns blue*
	Ike: 	FUCK! GAGH! BUT...DEMON! HAHAHA! *COUGH*
	Olgroth: 	why you no tell me you have delicious spider? why you no share?
	Genesis: 	*Snaps fingers spiders go away*
	Olgroth: 	*was just about to eat a spider, it disappears* (fedup)
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*GASPS FOR AIR* GAH...HAH...HAH.......HAH......hah..........gah...*sniffles*...
	Ike: 	Get away from me! Damn you!
	Genesis: 	So, do you get it now?
	Olgroth: 	share faster next time please.
	Ike: 	Ugh...those were more inconvenient than anything...
	Olgroth: 	...you out, too?
	Genesis: 	Let me make it clear. Humans, Half-Orcs, um.....whatever you are!
	Cancer: 	I think that's a Half-Elf.
	Ike: 	Not so much anymore, no.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Hah.......gaaaaaaah......*sniffle*....(This sucks....we can't...we can't beat this guy if he can just do that here...we have to fight him on even footing....)
	Genesis: 	Listen to my wise words of advice.....
	Genesis: 	YOU
	Genesis: 	DO NOT FUCK
	Genesis: 	WITH A GOD
	Genesis: 	Now that you've gotten that through your skull, I hope to see you again.
	Olgroth: 	sound like plan. gods not make good lovers.
	Ike: 	Neither do CORPSES, one would think.
	Olgroth: 	is true. (ashamed)
Ike: (( I was more referring to the "fucking hag in the bushes" thing but okay. ))
	Cancer: 	It will be a joy to see you again when you're enlightened to the ways of the grand Genisis!
Olgroth: (( was trying to smash her (D) ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*sits up* ...Dammit...
Olgroth: (( NOT SEXUALLY (D) ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Also...agi goes to rape her corpse, I get a body full of spiders. ))
	Genesis: 	GAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Olgroth: (( them's the breaks ))
Olgroth: (( although I do wonder what would have happened had I MADE that will check ))
	Cancer: 	See ya~! *Fwips away*
Ike: (( well so did I ))
Ike: (( but it was only an annoyance for me ))
Ike: (( because sure, if being a demon makes me immune to spidair, I'm going with it ))
Olgroth: (( man you don't even HAVE a body ))
Ike: (( I have a body (D) ))
Olgroth: (( ONLY 30% OF ONE ))
	Aang: 	*Holds Ci's shoulders* A-are you okay from that?
"Olivia" (Ci): (( brb in two seconds ))
	Aang: 	*Clenches fist* Dammit...so that must have been the god you were talking about.....
	Ike: 	I'd GUESS so, yes....
	Olgroth: 	...you tell me she not eat spiders because crunchy and tasty?
MarthTrinity is disconnected.
Ike: (( m ))
tirkaroKujo: 	ovbmbvbbvbo
MarthTrinity has connected.
Ike: (( m ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*sniffles and shakes head no*
Olgroth: (( @ who? ))
Ike: (( Sen I assume ))
	Ike: 	She doesn't eat spiders because they're SPIDERS! I -CAN- eat them and I don't want to!
	Aang: 	I swear....I'm not sure who that being is...
	Olgroth: 	more for me then. let me know next time you find big batch.
	Aang: 	B-but I cannot forgive him for bringing such pain upon you! *Clenches fist harder* I-I'm swear....we'll eventually find him...and make him regret his existence!
Olgroth: (( and end yours ))
Olgroth: (( you silly, silly lesmonk ))
	Ike: 	...
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	How can we beat that...?....*sniffle*
	Ike: 	And just WHAT are you going to do if you DEFEAT HIM?
	Ike: 	This world will cease to exist, which is fine and dandy for Ci, but I don't want to go back to my homeworld, and you won't HAVE one anymore.
	Ike: 	Nobody here will, they'll all die.
	Olgroth: 	(cease... exist?)
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Well...our worlds were destroyed...
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	And we ended up here...so maybe everyone else here will end up in other places too?
	Ike: 	I'm fairly sure that was a special thing.
	Aang: 	A..aa...are you sure that's true?
	Ike: 	Because of the whole "world-destroying demon who needs to be killed" thing.
	Ike: 	Not entirely, but I'm not sure why he would lie about it when we shouldn't really worry about it.
	Ike: 	have to worry*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Well...I like this world and the people here as much as you do!
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	But if we don't stop that guy...he'll destroy all worlds...and who's to say he won't just destroy this one too?
	Olgroth: 	*doesn't understand a concept this abstract, would need at least an hour of one-on-one explanation to get it*
	Ike: 	Well he kind of rules this one.
	Ike: 	And seems to like it.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	You know how those types are though...!
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	The moment he gets bored he'll snap his fingers, erase this world and start again..!
	Ike: 	Then what, we kill him and the world before he can?
	Ike: 	Who knows how long it'll be beforeh e gets bored. He spent 30 billion years making the place.
	Aang: 	Sh....sh......
	Aang: 	Shut up Hendrix!
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	*looks at Sen* Sen...?
Olgroth: (( that summon is just randomly there ))
Olgroth: (( "sup bro" ))
	Aang: 	I swear! We'll find a way to do this! Even if you are right....!
	Ike: 	Oh, there's a way to do it...
	Ike: 	But I don't particularly want to go there.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	If there's a way...then we have to..!
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	I know you don't like your homeworld Hendrix...
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	And I love it here too...well, my friends here at least, you guys and the others back at base!
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	But...if we don't do anything...sure...he may spare this world and even spare us...but what about all the other worlds?
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	What about worlds with innocent people on them...?
	Ike: 	...you mean almost every single one?
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	That is my point, yes...
	Ike: 	Anyways, the way to stop him isn't very complicated...well, the thought isn't, I'm sure the process will be impossible.
	Olgroth: 	why you talk about giant flaming man like end of world?
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	...*sigh*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Olgroth, big flaming guy want smash world, all worlds.
	Olgroth: 	...all worlds?
	Ike: 	ALL WORLDS.
	Ike: 	Like you and heads.
	Olgroth: 	that lot of worlds.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Big flaming guy already smash my world, smash his world too *points at Hendrix*.
	Ike: 	Yes, it's a lot. It's ALL OF THEM.
	Ike: 	That's as "a lot" as you can GO!
	Olgroth: 	...
	Olgroth: 	i sorry.
	Olgroth: 	not know.
	Ike: 	.....
	Ike: 	Whatever.
	Aang: 	I'm certain there's SOME way to easily do this! Some way!
Olgroth: (( add "idiot" to your list of languages, MT (chew) ))
	Aang: 	Whatever it is, leaving this god to be is....it's not an option!
"Olivia" (Ci): (( *adds Hulk to language list* ))
Olgroth: (( (cool) ))
	Ike: 	Fine, the only way to do it...
	Ike: 	Replace him.
	Ike: 	The world needs a god, it doesn't need him. But it's not like that's even POSSIBLE.
Olgroth: (( Hendrix just becomes GOD ))
Ike: (( I would rather it not be HENDRIX ))
Olgroth: (( it will inevitably be ))
Ike: (( Finne would probably be better at it. ))
Olgroth: (( get used to it, bucko ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Well maybe it'll be Haze? (HIPPO) ))
Ike: (( (HIPPO) ))
Olgroth: (( (shock) ))
Aang: (( it'll clearly be Chapton ))
Aang: (( revived from the dead ))
Ike: (( GOOD LORD NO ))
Ike: (( I WOULD RATHER HAVE BARA ))
Olgroth: (( HE WON'T DIE FOR ELEVEN MORE DAYS. (D) ))
Ike: (( he's dead jim ))
Olgroth: (( (fedup) ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	So...we need someone to be a god...? That's...a lot of responsibility....
	Aang: 	F-fine! If it ever comes to that....
	Aang: 	We'll find someone! Heck, I'LL be god as long as this is all over!
	Ike: 	It will HAVE to unless you want to never exist again.
	Olgroth: 	replace god? that sound hard.
Ike: (( I would prefer Haze over Sen. ))
Ike: (( Haze has 12 Int at least. ))
	Olgroth: 	good challenge though.
"Olivia" (Ci): (( karkand it is. ))
Ike: (( hippo ))
	Olgroth: 	*has no idea just how hard it actually will be*
	Ike: 	You aren't immortal, Sen.
"Olivia" (Ci): (( Or Paco ))
	Ike: 	That's kind of a requirement.
	Olgroth: 	maybe it perk.
Ike: (( well technically if Russo ever bit her ))
Ike: (( she might be ))
	Aang: 	Then I'll become immortal!
	Aang: 	If anything gets in the way of Ci's happiness....I'll break through it!
"Olivia" (Ci): (( >mfw Hendrix becomes god, entire Pathfinder loops because he decides to destroy other worlds. ))
Ike: (( hippoooooo ))
Ike: (( Clearly Dormammu is just Hendrix from the future ))
Ike: (( using the Disgiuse Sphere ))
	Aang: 	Not a single obstacle, be it mortality or my lack of power, will stand between me! I'll become so immortal, I'll make mortality scream for mercy!
Olgroth: (( I am okay with this turn of events ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Sen-chan...
Olgroth: (( ...man, Sen REALLY wants to be a god. ))
	Ike: 	...little...power-hungy...but okay, if it comes to that.
	Ike: 	r
	Aang: 	THEN I'll rip mortality's arm off! And beat it to death with it! As long as Ci is happy again....I'll do anything it takes!
	Ike: 	If you KILL MORTALITY CI WILL DIE.
	Aang: 	Y-you know what I mean......
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	I don't think I've ever seen you so pumped before Sen-chan, hehe. *smiles*
	Olgroth: 	she talk like fighter.
	Olgroth: 	...like orc fighter.
	Ike: 	Let's just have someone do it before we all die. Or Jubei gets there, he's immortal too.
	Ike: 	Or at least, he should be...
	Olgroth: 	*shit man so many sephiroths*
	Olgroth: 	*I assume they just stay around forever, staring off into space*
	Aang: 	Ah...yeah sorry....I get a bit worked up sometimes....
"Olivia" (Ci): (( They just sit around singing their theme ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmD478NnnoE ))
Ike: (( makes sense ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Don't be sorry, we need that sorta energy if we're gonna win!
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	AlsoIstilltastespidersewthat'ssogross! *frowns*
	Ike: 	They're not THAT bad.
Olgroth: (( MT you have no ida how hard I laughed at that ))
Olgroth: (( just one sings two notes, then on to the next and so forth, then all at once "SEPHIROTH!" ))
	Aang: 	*Holds Ci's shoulders* A-are you still okay? So yes, I may be a bit...energetic about this, but trust me, I mean every word!
Ike: (( I'm not even kidding, I would let Haze rule before Sen ))
Ike: (( she has almost as little Int as Orco ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	I know you do...and it means a lot Sen.
	Aang: 	We'll do this, even if we have to break through astronomical odds! We'll get your home world back again! Heck, I'll even go back there with you!
	Ike: 	Is that even possible...? Whatever, not like I care, I'm staying here.
	Aang: 	*Smile* I'm glad you know that. Now, let's move onwards! We're not getting anything done here!
	Ike: 	...and if you go back, you can't act as the god here.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Right. *nod*
	Ike: 	But no matter, let's just finally get into the city.
Olgroth: (( indeed ))
Ike: (( I assume AGi s already asleep ))
	Olgroth: 	TO CITY THEN.
Olgroth: (( not really ))
	Aang: 	F-fine...*Crosses arms, disgruntled look at Hendrix*
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	Olgroth: 	if any need heal on way, now time to ask.
	Ike: 	Sen, it's not like it has to be you. We've got, what, three years to think this over?
	Your Planet Is Mine And Now You Will-SPIDERS!: 	.
	Ike: 	Go back with Ci if yo uwant.
Ike: (( NEVER MT (D) ))
	Ike: 	« 1d20+2 = 14 + 2 = 16 »
	Ike: 	*SO IS THERE ANYONE TO KILL US*
Olgroth: (( man we aren't going to have ANOTHER BLOODY ENCOUNTER JESUS. ))
	Engineer: 	Nope
Ike: (( I have five Summon Monster VIs. ))
Ike: (( We could take it. ))
Olgroth: (( no one ever responds when I ask if they need heals ))
Ike: (( I do not ))
"Olivia" (Ci): (( I'm good ))
Ike: (( and I would rather not speak to Orco, head-basher and corpse-raper extraordinaire ))
Olgroth: (( only one of those ))
tirkaroKujo: 	AND THUS YOU MAKE YOUR WAY OUT THE SMOKING CR- I MEAN, FOREST
	Ike: 	This was a forest?
	Ike: 	Who knew.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	...You'd probably like my world Sen-chan, there's lotsa good food there. Your cooking would fit right in!
	Olgroth: 	*NO ONE NEEDS HEALS, I'LL USE 'EM ON MYSELF* « 3d8 + 11 = 17 + 11 = 28 », Cure Serious Wounds
	Aang: 	A-are you sure? I'm not very well-versed in interplanetary cuisine...but I can only hope I can compare!
tirkaroKujo: 	So yeah, with that, you better pack up
tirkaroKujo: 	Because we endin this session URLEY
	Olgroth: 	onoz
	Ike: 	you just
	Ike: 	never statted the city
	Ike: 	did you
tirkaroKujo: 	As I sorta have to sleep sooner than usual
tirkaroKujo: 	Nigga if I didn't stat the city, I'd just wing it
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	I have work at 9:00 so that works out.
	Ike: 	ah
	Ike: 	Well then
	Ike: 	If agi didn't CLOSE AGAIN TOMORROW
	Ike: 	That'd be sweel
	Ike: 	swell
agidius: 	*closes again tomorrow*
	Ike: 	Indeed.
	Ike: 	Also Hendrix is indeed racist (HMM)
agidius: 	*doesn't work the next three days after that*
	Ike: 	Or maybe just annoyingist.
	Ike: 	MT: *has work the next three days after that*
	Ike: 	Shut up Agi, you don't get a say
agidius: 	was gonna say that he works until 12 my time
agidius: 	but sure why not
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Actually...I have all morning shifts this week.
agidius: 	*plays more Burrito Bison*
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	X_x
	Ike: 	Ah.
	Ike: 	Well, that means we can start earlier
	Ike: 	And end earlier
	Ike: 	So you are not dead when you go to work
	Ike: 	But yes Agi
	Ike: 	If you don't want Hendrix to be a dick to you
	Ike: 	Don't play such dickery-attracting characters
agidius: 	man, you guys are all serious, all the time
agidius: 	I have to play the comic relief
agidius: 	however much venom it attracts
	Ike: 	Finne was comic relief (FEDUP)
	Engineer: 	That's mah agi! *Puts hands on hips while laugh track plays*
	Ike: 	Because of his terrible, terrible luck.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	It really only gets hate from Hendrix (shifty)
	Ike: 	And Hughes sorta was I guess
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Ci didn't even hate Chapton
	Ike: 	And yes only really Hendrix
agidius: 	I know
	Ike: 	As he IS Chaotic Good
	Ike: 	Does not approve so much of the headsmashing
agidius: 	Hate from Hendrix and all enemies ever to exist
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Because Ci's bubbly and loves everyone.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Dude
agidius: 	that bitch deserved a headsmashing.
	Ike: 	At least you're not Finne
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	You did not get spiders in your lungs (D)
	Ike: 	Who got hate from EVERYONE
	Ike: 	Shit there was like...
	Ike: 	Zi
	Ike: 	That was the only non-Ci character to not hate him
	Olgroth: 	*would have liked lungspiders* (fedup)
	Ike: 	Well except Yuki
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Srsly.
	Ike: 	But that probably ended after the whole "husband-killing" thing
	Ike: 	Even though he tried to kill HER
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Hendrix was just like "Ah. These lung spiders are mildly annoying."
	Ike: 	I'm a demon
	Ike: 	Whaddaya want from me
	Ike: 	Or well, half demon
	Ike: 	Fuck if I know
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	And Ci's like "*kEELED OVER, HALF DEAD, PURPLE AS MY HAIR*"
	Ike: 	Seven years of being connected to the demonic plane does that to you I guess
	Olgroth: 	it's what
	Olgroth: 	7PM now?
	Ike: 	Also
	Ike: 	WHY DID ORCO NOT GET THE SPIDERS?
	Engineer: 	More like 7:40 PM
	Ike: 	Or kittens
	Olgroth: 	Orco was discussing cum pellets with Sen
	Ike: 	He was the one who was LITERALLY RAPING THE DEAD CHICK
	Olgroth: 	take that as you wil
	Olgroth: 	l
	Ike: 	AND PLANING TO SPLOOGE ALL OVER THEM
	Ike: 	N
	Cancer: 	No touchy!
	Ike: 	He;s just the REVERSE Finne
	Ike: 	Finne took everyone else's bad karma
	Ike: 	Orco pushes it all onto us
	Olgroth: 	(cool)
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	As much as I lovesSen...not sure how good of a god she'd make.
	Olgroth: 	to be fair
	Olgroth: 	I've absorbed, like, five crits
	Cancer: 	Olgroth has indeed just brushed with death twice in one area
	Cancer: 	His very fist area at that
	Ike: 	speaking of crits
	Ike: 	good god
	Ike: 	all them crits from Team Hendrix
	Olgroth: 	doing a fat load of nothing
	Olgroth: 	screw Team Hendrix (D)
	Cancer: 	>very fist
	Ike: 	Hey, Efreet critted her twice (FEDUP)
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Human race just instantly dies because Sen makes all females lesbian Ci's.
	Ike: 	And the Bralani did once
	Ike: 	And Hendrix just critted the same fucking zombie
	Ike: 	twice in a row
	Olgroth: 	zombies had 6 HP.
	Ike: 	Hendrix is just an expert on zombies
	Ike: 	knows exactly where to aim
	Ike: 	And yes MT
	Ike: 	Sen would be a horrible god
	Ike: 	Not saying Hendrix would be too much better
	Ike: 	Seriously, of all the people who meet the prerequisites
	Ike: 	Finne is probably the best
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Maybe Ci could be a god :D
	Ike: 	At least he has some experience being an actual ruler
	Ike: 	Then Ci couldn't go back to her home planet
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	At this point, she doesn't really want to
Ike: (( brb ))
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Considering all her family and friends died BEFORE the world was destroyed. She just sorta had this disillusioned hope that it'd bring them back.
	Olgroth: 	she can bring them back
	Olgroth: 	if she becomes a god
	Olgroth: 	(smirk)
Phatthrice is disconnected.
	Cancer: 	:o
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Pretty much all her friends are in this world.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	But she still thinks they have to stop Genesis cause he's a douche (CHEW)
	Olgroth: 	he really is (D)
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Who turns air into spiders?! (D)
	Genesis: 	(CRS)
Phatthrice has connected.
Phatthrice: 	fuck you
	Olgroth: 	no thanks
	Genesis: 	welcome back phat cattinson
Phatthrice: 	"Olivia" (Ci): Considering all her family and friends died BEFORE the world was destroyed. She just sorta had this disillusioned hope that it'd bring them back.
Phatthrice: 	Last I saw was that
	Olgroth: 	I suggested that Ci become a god
	Olgroth: 	so that she can bring them back
Phatthrice: 	Ci doesn't even want to co-rule Axis Bold
	Olgroth: 	Co-ruling Axis Bold don't raise the dead
Phatthrice: 	Yeah
Phatthrice: 	Yeah it probably does.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	But yes, Sen is just her bestest buddy now.
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	So she doesn't really want to go "home" to nobody
Phatthrice: 	Maybe in different bodies
Phatthrice: 	But Bara could prolley do it
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	But she doesn't want Genesis being an asshole destroying everything.
Phatthrice: 	Well at the very least Sen doesn't have to worry about Ci falling for any PC characters
Phatthrice: 	As none of them are psychopathic manchildren
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	Liam: 	Unless she wants to bone this guy
	Liam: 	She wanted to bone his relative/ancestor
	Liam: 	So you never know
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	That reminds me, I miss mah doggy =(
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	And mah dragon =(
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	AND MAH PONY D:
	Olgroth: 	and your pony- indeed
	Olgroth: 	so many abandoned pets
	Liam: 	Wasn't there another
	Olgroth: 	her octopus
	Liam: 	Well Prince Finne I guess
	Liam: 	Also...
	Liam: 	>yfw this is exactly what Prince Finne would look like if he went on a diet
	Liam: 	http://koracat.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/princesalde_puyopuyofever2.png
	Liam: 	« 1d20+9 = 7 + 9 = 16 »
	Liam: 	(FEDUP)
	Liam: 	Wait...
	Liam: 	Does the banner bonus affect the mount (HMM)
	Finne the Human: 	Not like I'll ever get to USE this anyway (FEDUP)
	Olgroth: 	*rolls a random « d20 = 17 »*
	Olgroth: 	*cool*
	Liam: 	I got no idea they should clarify this shit
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	Finne 1: 	Eh ---Finne1
	Finne: 	Go fuck yourself (D)
	Finne: 	Was I even Human
	Finne: 	I was
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	But yes. Now we all think Olgroth's a necropheliac.
	Olgroth: 	« 1d100 = 55 » 99 and this session was non-canon
	Finne: 	Also.....
	Finne: 	Finne was actually doing less damage than I thought
	Olgroth: 	that was indeed the first assumption
	Olgroth: 	I thought you'd all make
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Especially since Dormammu said he was violating her.
	Finne: 	as he should have been using both hands
	Finne: 	Or wait, can you wield a light weapon with both hands
	"Olivia" (Ci): 	Before filling me with spiders =(
	Olgroth: 	and NOW you'll just think "smash" is slang for "fuck"
	Finne the Human: 	No, you cannot
	Finne the Human: 	just like how you cannot wield a bastard sword 2 handed
	Finne the Human: 	It's simply impossible
	Finne: 	Well it doesn't matter
	Finne: 	Scimitar isn't a light weapon
	Finne: 	hippo
	Olgroth: 	two-handed dagger (D)
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	Dark Finne: 	Man I went through two levels as Dark Finne
	Dark Finne: 	Almost three
	Olgroth: 	*just gonna sleep now*
	Olgroth: 	I assume no nuclear reactors are imploding tomorrow
	Olgroth: 	thereby delaying this fascinating... what was it, Euro City? For another day
	Dark Finne: 	well
	Dark Finne: 	you have work
	Dark Finne: 	so yes yes they are
	Dark Finne: 	Do you not have school tomorrow or something
	Olgroth: 	I don't have school until11:30
	Dark Finne: 	hippo
	Olgroth: 	as we took 3rd and 4th period finals today
	Olgroth: 	and by "took finals"
	Spirit Finne: 	I should probably have a new body by now
	Olgroth: 	I mean we took finals a month ago
	Olgroth: 	and are now just watching movies
	Spirit Finne: 	Clearly it will be Saturos, he's fishmanny enough to freak MT out
	Spirit Finne: 	And all my alternate bodies must be from golden sun
	Aulbath: 	Heres your new body, enjoy
	Aulbath: 	Hmm, probably should have used Vampire Hunter Rikuo
	Aulbath: 	The art is far more hippoish
	Spirit Finne: 	hippo
	Olgroth: 	*instantly becomes sleep*
	Spirit Finne: 	But yes
	Spirit Finne: 	Hendrix is at least not quite as mean to Ci/Sen
	Spirit Finne: 	anymore
	Spirit Finne: 	But still a dick to Orco the Retarded Necrophiliac Rapist
	Olgroth: 	only one of th- well, let's say two, just to keep it interesting, is accurate
	Spirit Finne: 	Basically
	Ike: 	And I won't tolerate retards (D)
	Aulbath: 	Now is it the Necrophiliac or the rapist
	Ike: 	Or rapists (D)
	Ike: 	Or orcs (D)
	Aulbath: 	We shall find out soon
	Ike: 	or necrophiliacs either I guess, I unno, at least skeletons and Liches are capable of feeling
	Ike: 	unlike orcs
	Cancer: 	*Cancers PC* (D)
	Ike: 	*DEMON MAN I CAN'T GET CANCER*
	Ike: 	*PLUS I HAVE THAT THING THAT PREVENTS DISEASE FOR THE NET 24 HOURS*
	Ike: 	*THAT I LOOTED OFF OF YOU*
	Cancer: 	*GIVES YOU CANCER IRL*
	Ike: 	I'm already asthmatic, half-blind, and hypoglycemic (D)
	Ike: 	I have enough bad medical karma as is (D)
	Cancer: 	Good
	Cancer: 	I was half-expecting you to actually have cancer
	Ike: 	hippo
	Cancer: 	And making me look like a dick
	Ike: 	Toooork
	Ike: 	save the log
	Cancer: 	never