Random guy: "So my friend hax0rd me. I went to get him back. I asked for his IP. He said 127.0.0.1. I just have to use a nuker!"

Me: "Umm..."

him: "What"

me: "You know what 127.0.0.1 is, right?"

him: "Yeh"

him: "His IP so I can hax0r his @$$"

6 days later:

notae22345 has entered #djskidd

him: "DAMN YOU TO HELL"

me: "What now?"

him: "YOU NEVER TOLD ME 127.0.0.1 WAS MY IP"

me: "If you were a real 1337 bastard, you should have known."

him: "WE'RE NO LONGER FRIENDS ANYMOAR."

me: "We were friends? Wow, have I reached an all-time low."

him: "F**K OFF" (that was censored by a channel plugin)

me: "Okay, bai."

notae22345 has been banned from #djskidd for a time of 0