28] Made of Clay: [enkidu] Dicks are for nerds.
[01:28] The Legendary Gudako: Archer Gil is bad at romance [i.imgur.com]
[01:28] Ineffable: Hello, yes.
[01:28] Mage of Flowers: Hush it Barbie doll
[01:28] Hakuno: Pussies are for pussies
[01:29] Prototype Merlin points up to her previous actions.
[01:29] Made of Clay: Just jealous I'm beautiful, Merlin~
[01:29] Gil: Based Enkidu.
[01:29] Despot-cito: I don't understand any of this.
[01:29] Mage of Flowers: Why would I be when I’m already the best?
[01:30] Made of Clay: Oh no no. I'm better.
[01:30] Emiya Shiro: Or just bad.
[01:31] The Legendary Gudako: Not-dad distraction [i.imgur.com]
[01:31] Gil: I should be sleeping, yet I am here watching my best friend argue with some whimsical nerd.
[01:31] Mage of Flowers: I forget you exist occasionally-
[01:31] Gil: Being Gilgamesh is suffering.
[01:31] The Legendary Gudako holds Merlin's hand in a show of support.
[01:31] Emiya Shiro isn't distracted..
[01:31] BBestest: Are you sure your best friend is not a nerd too, Gil [bbsmile]
[01:31] Despot-cito: Hearing Gilgamesh talk makes my brain turn into Gilgamush.
[01:31] Made of Clay: I forget you all the time. Merlin~
[01:32] Mage of Flowers: I’m sure you do, considering you’re a doll.
[01:32] Emiya Shiro pets Kouhai.
[01:32] Made of Clay: Still better~
[01:33] Gil: It’s not gay if it’s clay, right?
[01:33] Mage of Flowers: Who broke FGO?
[01:33] The Legendary Gudako: Daddy AF [i.imgur.com]
[01:33] The Legendary Gudako: eh?
[01:33] Mage of Flowers: That’s right, me~
[01:33] Made of Clay: Well.. erm. I don't have a penis right now, Gil'.
[01:33] BBestest is patted, happy kouhai.
[01:33] Mage of Flowers: It’s hella gay if it’s clay
[01:34] Mage of Flowers: Well, I guess Enkidu could be considered a sex toy
[01:34] The Legendary Gudako: Merlin so pretty [i.imgur.com] I wanna snuggle~
[01:34] Made of Clay: I lasted 7 days in bed with a woman. You couldn't even last 7 seconds.
[01:34] Prototype Merlin: That isn't the type of face that says, "Snuggle me."
[01:34] Prototype Merlin: That...
[01:34] Gil: Say that again and you’re getting Enuma’d.
[01:34] Prototype Merlin: Is a take me to bed face.
[01:34] Despot-cito sweat.
[01:35] Despot-cito: He said the E word.
[01:35] The Legendary Gudako: I will take Merlin to bed RIGHT NOW
[01:35] Fate Arturia: Hmm... You two seem to have a rivalry. Was there something that sparked it? Or are you merely opposed by personalities clashing, Merlin?
[01:35] Mage of Flowers: Since when did you watch me bang a chick?
[01:35] The Legendary Gudako dis cute [i.imgur.com] I want more CasGil.
[01:36] Taiga Fujimura: It is very important to remember that Enkidu can run a sexual marathon despite his soft looks
[01:36] Made of Clay: [enkidu] Get gud.
[01:36] Prototype Merlin: Enkidu is the type of person I'd have quite a lot of fun with.
[01:36] Gil: Cease.
[01:36] Prototype Merlin: Like, fucking for seven days?
[01:36] Mage of Flowers: All I know is that you died, I didn’t. You couldn’t possibly have seen Noe heard of my sexual exploits considering there is no record of such things that exist. So please do quit talking out of your hole-less arse~
[01:36] Prototype Merlin: Please.
[01:37] Made of Clay: How do ya' know I've got a butthole, Merlin? You been looking?
[01:37] Mage of Flowers: It’s rather annoying when people make things up about me.
[01:37] Fate Arturia: Momlin... I am afraid you may die from that. Even as part succubus.
[01:38] Prototype Merlin: It would be a good death though.
[01:38] Mage of Flowers: Yes, I watch everyone at all times. Clairvoyance EX, Grand Caster candidate. Are you a Grand Servant?
[01:38] The Legendary Gudako: Merlin, why are you fighting with Enkidu?
[01:38] Fate Arturia shudders...
[01:38] Emiya Shiro: You know she's going to take that as a challenge.
[01:38] The Legendary Gudako: He's snarky but he's cute.
[01:38] Made of Clay: That's pretty lewd.
[01:38] Gil: insecure magus
[01:39] Mage of Flowers: Perhaps by human standards but, it’s not a big issue among Incubi.
[01:39] Made of Clay: I suppose. Mmhm.
[01:40] Fate Arturia: I will just try not to think of it...
[01:40] The Legendary Gudako: nice abs~ [i.imgur.com]
[01:40] Emiya Shiro: It's best not to think of Merlin things.
[01:41] Made of Clay: I usually thing about mud.
[01:41] BBestest: It is best not to think, senpai
[01:42] Mage of Flowers: Is it really such a big issue that I observe humanity?~
[01:42] Made of Clay: Well some do like privacy.
[01:42] The Legendary Gudako: I don't mind Merlin watching me
[01:42] Mage of Flowers: What if those who believe that God is always watching you masturbate?~
[01:42] The Legendary Gudako: I know he'll rescue me if something happens
[01:42] Mage of Flowers: *of
[01:42] Fate Arturia: I mean, that was not the issue I was speaking of, but that is also something that does make me uncomfortable when I think about it as well....
[01:43] Made of Clay rubs chin.
[01:43] Made of Clay: If you are God then you are my enemy like Ishtar.
[01:43] Fate Arturia held her head, "I am unsure whether to comment on that Merlin..."
[01:43] Made of Clay: I need a rock. Someone give me a rock.
[01:43] Despot-cito: I have rock candy.
[01:43] Gil: I only have golden rocks.
[01:44] Made of Clay just tosses Gilgamesh instead. The candy rocks sound delicious.
[01:44] Gil: YAMEROOOOO-
[01:44] Emiya Shiro: The clay is good.
[01:45] Mage of Flowers: Sure, I’m basically God~
[01:45] The Legendary Gudako: HEY MY BREASTS GOT BIGGER.
[01:45] The Legendary Gudako: They started out smaller when I got here and now they've gotten bigger. They're growing~!
[01:45] Despot-cito gnh.
[01:45] Despot-cito: You know, I can't say the same!
[01:46] Fate Arturia: Erm... You may wish to get that checked out Gudako?
[01:46] The Legendary Gudako: Eh?
[01:46] Gil: You’re one to talk.
[01:46] The Legendary Gudako: But they have gotten bigger. A cup size
[01:46] Mage of Flowers: How many cups now?
[01:46] The Legendary Gudako: Somewhere around C to D~.
[01:47] Gil: This is gay.
[01:47] Mage of Flowers: Sounds great to me~
[01:47] Made of Clay drapes green hair down over Gil's head. Hi gay. I'm Enkidu!
[01:48] BBhotep: Know what also gets bigger? Cancer. You got cancer. What you call Fate/Grand Order is nothing but your organisms defense measure to make you cope with it and I am your lovely nurse who just waited for the right time to drop the news.
[01:48] Fate Arturia raised a brow, "Ok, I am confused. Since you had gotten here is vague. Do you mean over the course of a year or years? Or that they grew that large just tonight? If it is the latter, then... Perhaps get them checked out?"
[01:48] The Legendary Gudako: two years ago [i.imgur.com] and now [i.imgur.com]
[01:48] Despot-cito intense frown.
[01:48] Gil: I’ll break your chains.
[01:48] Mage of Flowers: Well then
[01:48] Despot-cito: I wish I had half of a cup. Instead, I get these--
[01:48] Made of Clay: But that means I'd disappear again~
[01:48] Mage of Flowers: Despacito, plz
[01:49] The Legendary Gudako pats Artoria
[01:49] Fate Arturia let out a small sigh, "I had thought it was the work of an enemy phantasm."
[01:49] Mage of Flowers: Bigger bewbs would slow you down
[01:49] The Legendary Gudako: CasGil worries [i.imgur.com]
[01:49] The Legendary Gudako: Don't you like my boobs, Merlin?
[01:49] Mage of Flowers: And hinder your movements
[01:50] Mage of Flowers: Why wouldn’t I?
[01:50] The Legendary Gudako: Well, it sounded like you liked them flat.
[01:50] Mage of Flowers: Eh? Since when?
[01:50] Emiya Shiro: You look less trashy now.
[01:50] The Legendary Gudako blinks up at Merlin
[01:50] The Legendary Gudako: ....
[01:50] The Legendary Gudako: Not-dad that's rude
[01:51] Mage of Flowers: I’ve only said I don’t like them Huuuuge
[01:51] Gil: Good. I just need to you come back every hundred years or so due to boredom.
[01:51] Mage of Flowers: Where they weigh as much as a cow’s thigh on their own
[01:51] The Legendary Gudako: Oh, okay~!
[01:51] Made of Clay: Maybe you're just boring, eh?~
[01:51] Made of Clay nudge nudge.
[01:51] Mage of Flowers: Still don’t know why people like that sort of thing.
[01:52] Mage of Flowers: The art just looks like balloon wahmen
[01:52] Mage of Flowers: inflatable
[01:52] Mage of Flowers: wahmen
[01:52] The Legendary Gudako: Cas Gil is a good partner [i.imgur.com]. He scares off all the scary people.
[01:52] The Legendary Gudako: Merlin's type is me, yay~
[01:52] Gil: That flower is gay.
[01:52] System: King Arthur is offline.
[01:52] Gil: Same
[01:53] Mage of Flowers: There wouldn’t be so many flowers if they were gay
[01:53] Made of Clay: Gilgamesh is finally coming out. I'm so proud.
[01:53] Made of Clay snif.
[01:53] Made of Clay: sniff*
[01:53] Made of Clay tear wipe.
[01:53] Emiya Shiro: Yeah, and?
[01:53] Made of Clay: Now I can be a female without worrying.~
[01:54] Gil: Jokes on you, bisexuality is a thing.
[01:54] The Legendary Gudako: THAT'S A GOOD DOGGO [i.imgur.com] THAT'S A VERY GOOD DOGGO.
[01:54] The Legendary Gudako: Don't be mean to your not-daughter.
[01:54] Gil: ’ v’
[01:54] Mage of Flowers: That’s not gay. That’s bisexual.
[01:54] Made of Clay: But you said you were gay!
[01:55] Mage of Flowers: Gil is confusing Enkidu
[01:55] Gil: Yes. Just like people say queer.
[01:55] Made of Clay is very confused.
[01:55] Mage of Flowers: Bisexual does not equal gay.
[01:55] Made of Clay: But..
[01:55] Made of Clay: He said he was gay so clearly he is gay!
[01:56] Mage of Flowers: He’s gay af don’t worry
[01:56] Gil: If I like gay sex and straight sex that’s bi.
[01:56] Made of Clay: But you said..
[01:56] Taiga Fujimura: Gil wanted to marry another king, that seems pretty gay to me
[01:56] Gil: Merlin is just dumb as usual.
[01:56] Mage of Flowers: Exactly.
[01:56] Made of Clay raises hands into the air instead.
[01:56] Mage of Flowers: Thats bi.
[01:56] Mage of Flowers: Not gay
[01:56] Made of Clay: HE SAID HE WAS GAY. THUS HE IS GAY. HE'S GAY.
[01:57] Made of Clay: So I'm safe to be a woman!
[01:57] The Legendary Gudako: Enkidu are you okay?
[01:57] Mage of Flowers: At least no version of me lost to Shiro.
[01:58] Gil: You got stuck in a tower.
[01:58] Mage of Flowers: My K/D is amazing
[01:58] The Legendary Gudako ruffles Merlin's hair
[01:59] Gil: Yeah just like your fetish for futa.
[01:59] Fate Arturia: Merlin... Please cease. I believe the two of your egos will clash for days at this rate...
[01:59] Mage of Flowers: You haven’t read my kinklist then
[01:59] Gil: Giving your king a dick...
[01:59] Made of Clay: Mm.. Futa?
[01:59] Gil: W
[01:59] Made of Clay: Sounds kinky.
[01:59] Mage of Flowers: WAS THE DICK FOR ME?!
[01:59] Mage of Flowers: Fucktard
[01:59] Made of Clay chin rub.
[01:59] Gil smug
[02:00] Assassin Stheno squeezes Arturia. It's fine, it's fine.
[02:00] Made of Clay: Futas.. They are women with male genitals, yes?
[02:00] Mage of Flowers: Gil, is arrogant and dumb.
[02:00] Fate Arturia sighed, deciding to keep out of it as it seemed that is what Stheno had wished.
[02:01] Gil: We have two things in common then.
[02:01] Assassin Stheno: Fufu. It's all your choice. I just don't think you can stop whatever could happen between them~
[02:01] Emiya Shiro: What's that? Merlin is opening his mouth and feces is spewing out? Oh, no. That's normal.
[02:01] Fate Arturia: I suppose this is true. I just hope they will grow tired of it soon enough...
[02:02] Made of Clay: But poop doesn't come from there..?
[02:02] Made of Clay: Humans are weird..
[02:02] Made of Clay confus
[02:02] Gil: Merlin works in mysterious ways, Enkidu.
[02:02] The Legendary Gudako: Merlin [i.imgur.com]
[02:02] Made of Clay: Ahh? Incubi are very odd.. So are humans.
[02:02] The Legendary Gudako: Not-dad, don't be rude to Merlin
[02:02] The Legendary Gudako: Merlin is good and the reason that Saber ruled Britain so well.
[02:03] Emiya Shiro: Not-daughter, fuck off.
[02:03] Emiya Shiro: I'm getting tired of his trash talk.
[02:03] Emiya Shiro: I've had to put it up with it over a year ago.
[02:03] The Legendary Gudako: Don't be so mean to him and he won't have to be so snarky in response.
[02:03] Emiya Shiro: All because he doesn't like the character
[02:03] Emiya Shiro: A VERSION WHICH I DON'T EVEN FUCKING PLAY
[02:03] Mage of Flowers: You’re not Shiro
[02:04] The Legendary Gudako: But he's not even bickering with you...
[02:04] Mage of Flowers: and I’m not talking about you
[02:04] Assassin Stheno: It's going to be okay~
[02:04] Emiya Shiro: Fuck off, shitstain.
[02:04] Mage of Flowers: If you so wish, then block me.
[02:04] Prototype Merlin: Let us stop.
[02:04] Fate Arturia: ^
[02:05] The Legendary Gudako: Why are people so angry
[02:05] Assassin Stheno: ^
[02:05] Mage of Flowers: Because I’ve put up with a lot of Merlin trash talk myself
[02:05] Gil: Because Merlin started being aggressive with saying stuff like “Fucktard” instead of just being in character.
[02:05] Gil: most likely
[02:05] The Legendary Gudako: but no one was ever being seriously in character to start with
[02:06] The Legendary Gudako: just semi-IC silliness
[02:06] The Legendary Gudako: Also he's said like a million times he hates the dickmage meme.
[02:07] Mage of Flowers: Yeah, and it’s under my no list too.
[02:07] Gil: Then maybe he should follow his own logic and not do the Shiro meme?
[02:07] The Legendary Gudako: What Shiro meme?
[02:07] Mage of Flowers: What Shiro meme?!
[02:08] Mage of Flowers: All I said was Gil lost to Shiro
[02:09] The Legendary Gudako: Is there another meme that he could have said and not realize it?
[02:11] Prototype Merlin: Hopefully everyone is a bit cooled off now.
[02:11] Fate Arturia: Hopefully.
[02:11] Chaldean Senpai: From a total outsider, seems like tensions were running high already and it just took a bit of snark to set someone off.
[02:12] Chaldean Senpai: But less of that. We don't do that here.
[02:12] The Legendary Gudako: I can warm things up again with that Cu picture
[02:13] Mage of Flowers: I honestly don’t know what I said about Shiro that would insult someone.
[02:14] Mage of Flowers: Mad for Gil, none of us were really in character and none of us were speaking OOC. It was silly bickering.
[02:14] Mage of Flowers: So I apologize to whoever I hurt, and will probably be around less since I’m a nuisance to some.