Episode 2: Mark's Vacation

The FBI office building is seen.

Mark is then seen in his office, sleeping, and Hitler bursts through the door.

Hitler: MARK! MAAARRK!!! HELP! THIS IS FUCKING URGENT WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE HOLY FUCK!

Mark: *awakens* Huh..wah..HUH? WHAT!?

Hitler: HURRY BEFORE WE ALL DIE!!!!

Mark then springs up from his chair and runs with hitler to the fridge, and hitler opens it.

Hitler: Mark...WE'RE OUT OF FO-

Mark: FUCK YOU!

The Mark Landers intro then plays.

Mark bursts through the bosses door.

Mark: BOSS, I NEED A FUCKING WEEK AWAY FROM THIS FUCKING BLUE WHALE!

Boss: Okay, want me to move your week vacation to this week?

Mark: YES!

Boss: Okay, have a good vacation Mark, see you!

Mark: Wow, we had a whole conversation without you calling me something racist and stereotypical. That's fucking new.

Boss: Hey yeah...in that case, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE YOU BLACK COCK LOVER!

Mark: There we go.

Mark then goes to his car, and goes to get his keys, but he hears very loud chewing, and keeps looking confused. He then
looks into his car to find Hitler eating a bucket of KFC, and theres garbage and sauce all over his car.

Mark: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR YOU FAT FUCKING CUNT!

Hitler: Why? I thought I could join you on your vacation.

Mark: YOUR VACATION ISN'T THIS WEEK YOU MORON, LEAVE ME ALONE!

Hitler: Actually it is. Now we can spend a whole week together with just you, my di-I-I MEAN me...and 80 tons of mcdonalds.

Mark: More like 80 tons of your fucking 80 chins you fat piece of shit!

Hitler: Oh yeah, now you're talking!

Mark: UGHHHHHHH!!!! God, kill me now.

Hitler: LETS GO WE HAVE FOOD TO EAT!

Mark then gets in the car, and they drive off.

Hitler: So what fast food resturant are we going to?

Mark: Middle park lake.

Hitler: Seafood? Bleh. They better have fucking pringles or something.

Mark: They sure do.

Mark then jumps out of the car, and the car goes flying into the lake in middle park, and he runs off.

Mark: TAXI!

Mark then gets into the taxi.

Taxi driver: Where to?

Mark: My apar-

Hitler: MCDONALDS, AND STEP ON IT!

Mark then looks over with an angry face at hitler, all soaking wet beside him.

Mark: Drive me off a cliff please...

It then shows Mark's apartment.

Hitler: OOOH, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN! JUST YOU AND ME, PWNSTARS TO THE MAX!!!

Mark: CAN'T WE HAVE SEPERATE VACATIONS? You go and fucking consume everything in mcdonalds all week, and I go and try to have
fun and maybe get laid or something.

Hitler: You can get laid in mcdonalds. Just fuck a hamburger.

Mark: I DON'T WANT TO FUCK A GOD DAMN HAMBURGER YOU SICK FUCKBITCH, I WANT TO BE AWAY FROM YOU! AND YOUR FUCKING MCDONALDS!

Hitler: Oh...okay. Well...have fun buddy.

Mark: Thanks, bye.

Mark then leaves.

8 hours later.

Mark is in the hallway of his apartment, with a girl.

Mark: Hey babe, my room is just up here, why don't you and me...-

Mark opens the door

Mark: WHAT THE FUCK!

It shows hitler and a bunch of gay guys dancing and eating mcdonalds, with garbage all over the room.

Lady: Sorry, I don't fuck bi's.

She then leaves.

Mark: HITLER YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!

Hitler: Oh, mark, hey man! How was your day!?

Mark: GET OOOUUUTTTTT!!!

Hitler: But, theres still mcdon-

Mark: NOOOOOOOWWW!!!

Hitler then leaves with his homosexual friends.

Mark: That's it, i'm going to fucking leave for this week, and I don't care how much hitler fucks up things here, fuck him.

Mark then searches on his computer "fun things to do"

Mark: Rape babies? What the hell...Oh here we go, Mr. Winky's rapetorium, an awesome amusement park filled with awesome
roller coasters and attractions. NO MCDONALDS? IM FUCKING SOLD!

The next day...

It shows Mr. winky's. And Mark get's out of his car.

Mark: Finally, time away from that freak!

Guy in a squirell costume: HELLO SIR, AND WELCOME TO MR. WINKY'S FANTASTICAL RAPETORIUM, I'M MR. WINKY!

Mark: Yes, ticket for one please.

Costume guy: YES SIR! HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME!

Mark then walks around and sees such rides as "The penetrator", "Mr. Winky's rapecoaster", and "The molesterator".

The view then cuts to two tough looking guys in black trench coats, walking around with a briefcase.

Guy 1: King, where the hell is the power room?

King(Guy 2): Just up here, Gibson, past the Tickle me testicles store.

It then shows a little boy with the toy, and he tickles it.

Toy: STOP TOUCHING MY BALLS, HOMO!

The kid then starts crying.

Mark is then waiting in line for a ride.

Mark: Oh man, I can't wait to ride this!

2 hours later...

Mark is still standing in line.

2 More hours later...

Mark then finally gets to the front, but before he steps on, a security guard stops him.

Guard: Sorry sir, we've had multiple complaints that someone was butting in the line, and since we don't know who, we assume
it was you. I'm going to have to ask you to leave this ride.

Mark: Are you fucking kidding me? I'm an F.B.I Agent, let me through.

Guard: Sorry sir, I cannot. Unless you...ahem, pay up.

Mark: Wow, you're a fucking douchebag! Fine, here, now let me on.

Guard: Thank you, enjoy your ride.

Mark: Enjoy getting fucked by an elephant you dickface.

Mark then stands in the mini lines for the ride.

2 More hours later...

Mark then finally makes it onto the ride, and before it can start, the announcer comes on.

Ride operator: I'm sorry folks, but the ride is broken.

Mark: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

People then stand up, but the operator stops them.

Operator: Please do not stand up, that is very dangerous, remain seated until our ride expert from india gets here. He is
just waking up now and he should be here in 78 hours.

Mark: WHAT!? And why can't we get off, the ride hasn't moved!

Operator: Sir, don't make this difficult.

Mark: YOU'RE MAKING THIS DIFFICULT! THIS IF FUCKING BULLSHIT! God i'd rather be with hitler right now.

4 hours later...

Mark is still stuck on the ride, and everyone else is asleep.

Operator: Okay, our ride expert just checked into the airport, so it should be around 70 hours.

Mark: No, NO! FUCK YOU ALL! IM SICK OF THIS BULLSHIT, IM GETTING OFF!

As soon as Mark stands up, the ride starts and he is flown off the ride and into the railing, and everyone on the ride
dies as it crashes off the track and into people below, killing them aswell.