Zoro2

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//Bot Options

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on owner:TEXT:.ajoin *:#: { ns ajoin $2 $3- } { join $3- }

on owner:TEXT:.alljoin *:#: { join $2 }

on owner:TEXT:.allpart *:#: { part $2 }

on owner:TEXT:.id:#: { msg NickServ IDENTIFY lolfail  }

on owner:TEXT:.allhop:#: { /hop $chan }

on owner:TEXT:.allquit *:#: { quit 4,1 $2- 4 }

on *:TEXT:.addo *:#: if ($nick == Gai) { auser owner $2 }
else halt

on *:TEXT:.remo *:#: if ($nick == Gai) { ruser owner $2 }
else halt

on owner:TEXT:.update:#: { ns update  }


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//Useless Shit

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on owner:TEXT:.spam *:#: { timerspam 10 0 msg $chan 4,1 $2- 6 }

on owner:TEXT:.spampm *:#: { timerspam 10 0 msg $$2 4,1 $3- 6 }

on owner:TEXT:.alert *:#: { timernotice 10 0 notice $2 4,1 Gai Has Alerted You, So Answer Him Nub.. 6 }

on *:TEXT:*.8Ball*:#:{
  var %8ball = $rand(1,21)
  if ($2 == $null) { msg $chan 4,1 It's .8ball <question> Nub..  | halt }
  describe $chan is shaking up the 8ball...
  if (%8Ball == 1) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,1 OF COURSE STUPID! 
  if (%8Ball == 2) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,1 Hell no! What were you thinking?!?! 
  if (%8Ball == 3) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,1 A little donation please...? 
  if (%8Ball == 4) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,1 You want the truth?! YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! 
  if (%8Ball == 5) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,1 Maybe... 
  if (%8Ball == 6) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,1 Definatly! 
  if (%8Ball == 7) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,1 Ask some other time, fool. 
  if (%8Ball == 8) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,1 If you bow down to me.. its a maybe. 
  if (%8Ball == 9) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,1 Are you sure you want to ask me that? 
  if (%8Ball == 10) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,1 Awwww HELL NAWWWW! 
  if (%8Ball == 11) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,1 Most likely. 
  if (%8Ball == 12) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,1 Probly not.. Sorry. 
  if (%8Ball == 13) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,1 Problably not dude. 
  if (%8Ball == 14) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,1 Guess not sucka! 
  if (%8Ball == 15) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,1 So is it a deal? or no deal? 
  if (%8Ball == 16) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,1 Im sorry, you are the weakest link, good bye. 
  if (%8Ball == 17) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,1 Ill answer you if you give me five bucks. 
  if (%8Ball == 18) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,1 Definantly NOT. 
  if (%8Ball == 19) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,1 Doubtfull.. 
  if (%8Ball == 20) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,1 A question i dont even have an answer to... 
  if (%8Ball == 21) .timer 1 2 msg $chan 4,1 What kind of question is that? 
}

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//Other

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on *:CONNECT: { join #gai }