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  1. Razorhat: Anyway, thoughts on the first star wars:
  2. Razorhat: I liked it.
  3. Razorhat: Overall the plot was kinda predictable (Han coming back at the end), but it wasn't bad.
  4. Razorhat: Dialogue wasn't bad, I finally have seen nearly all star wars quotes I know in context, so that was nice(edited)
  5. Razorhat: The special effects, though cheesy and funny now, were really good for the end of the 70's
  6. Razorhat: Some things I didn't like though were the fact that the movie started with a paragraph of backstory stuff
  7. Razorhat: Couldn't they have found a way to incorporate this in the movie itself, by having the characters mention it, or even better, allude to it and let the viewer figure it out for themselves?
  8. SpankyWorks: Did you get that fan version where they spliced a bunch of copies together to try and preserve the original?
  9. Razorhat: The fighting choreography wasn't the greastest either. The battle between Obi Wan and Darth Vader was more funny than serious
  10. Razorhat: no, watched it on netflix
  11. Razorhat: There were also some strange things in the plot, like the officers not shooting down an escape pod from a vessel they were currently boarding. Like what, is a single laser too expensive?
  12. Razorhat: Luke consistenly refusing to take Han's advice and then at the end asking him to take part in a war while the entire movie Han has literally been saying that he doesn't want anything to do with it and would rather live than die doing stupid things
  13. Razorhat: Also, how bad is security on the death star when an old man in robes can walk around the entire place and sabotage some power port without being noticed?
  14. Razorhat: Also, why did the rebels allow luke to pilot a plane so quickly? Yeah I know Leia brought him, but would they really trust someone to pilot one that quickly?
  15. Razorhat: How does luke even know how to pilot one? I know he has experience with ships, but with the exact model the rebellion uses for raiding trips?
  16. Razorhat: Kinda weird
  17. Razorhat: Anyhow, these are small faults
  18. Razorhat: So in overall, it wasn't bad. Good even
  19. Razorhat: Not great though
  20. EnderEagle9: It's really interesting to see someone looking at Star Wars without the rose-tinted glasses of having grown up watching it.
  21. Razorhat: As an aside, did anyone get southern slave owner vibes from Luke's uncle and aunt? The way they bought robots from some desert hobos (don't know the name for those red-robed creatures), attached a chip to them so they couldn't flee (a collar) and forced them to work on a farm, with the robots addressing luke as their master
  22. Razorhat: Like, that was really weird
  23. EnderEagle9: The robed creatures are Jawas.
  24. SpankyWorks: They didn't shoot the pod because they thought the plans were on it
  25. SpankyWorks: Because there was no life
  26. EnderEagle9: And I'd never thought of it like that.
  27. SpankyWorks: That's why they went to the surface and killed Luke's family
  28. Razorhat: But they didn't need the plans. They have the plans, they don't want the enemy to have them(edited)
  29. SpankyWorks: I didn't say it made sense
  30. Razorhat: Also, they never said the plans were on that pod. The officers just went "Should we shoot that pod?" "Nah, there's no life on it"
  31. Razorhat: Darth Vader said the plans were most likely on it after he was informed of the pod, but by then it was already on the planet
  32. SpankyWorks: I was just saying the officially recognized "reason", not really defending the writing
  33. SpankyWorks: Also the entire Death Star scene was "staged" I guess?
  34. SpankyWorks: Vader knew obi wan was on the ship when they brought it in
  35. SpankyWorks: And the pilot thing is never really explained well, but yeah he has experience flying ships that operate the same way
  36. SpankyWorks: Really it's only explained through crappy context clues
  37. Razorhat: He knew, so he gave the order to let the ship in and search it, but the normal officers didn't
  38. Razorhat: apparently the death star personnel is just incompetent(edited)
  39. SpankyWorks: Storm troopers in general are
  40. SpankyWorks: The theory is that the troopers might've known
  41. SpankyWorks: So that's why they "missed"
  42. SpankyWorks: Emperor and Vader want to recruit the skywalkers
  43. SpankyWorks: But that's speculation and never implied directly
  44. Razorhat: On that note, I got a great lol when obi wan said "Only imperial storm troopers are this precise", and then they missed every shot for the entirety of the film
  45. SpankyWorks: Hahaha yep
  46. SpankyWorks: That's part of why people think they missed on purpose
  47. SpankyWorks: But in reality it was just how Lucas wrote the script
  48. SpankyWorks: When you have scenes like that that last for a long time and multiple of them in the film it makes their precision seem really bad
  49. SpankyWorks: "They get shot at but not hit"
  50. SpankyWorks: Empire is my favorite
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