MegaTroll- Neutral Ending

???: Welcome to MegaTroll, MegaTale's Underpants equivalent.
???: In the spirit of April Fools Day, today marks something entirely new.
???: Allow me to introduce myself. I am the maker of this story. Call me "Beta Reaper", or just "Reaper" for short.
Reaper: Now, as you can already tell, THIS story's going to be told differently from the actual MegaTale stories.
Reaper: Since the best way to tell an Underpants-related story is through dialogue, that's how this story will be told.
Reaper: The characters in this story is Rock, MBM, Rotom (Because meh), The Human Souls, and Retro/Omega Retro.
Reaper: So, without any further ado...

MEGATROLL

MBM: Stop it and fight! *Smacks Rock*
Rock: *Gasp* *Inhales* *Smacks MBM with a giant hand*
MBM: [PAIN] Please human... Take my soul...
Rock: Nah, I don wanna kill anyone.
MBM: *GASP* We are going to be a family! *Hugs*
*Yay, happy endi-*

Retro: HAHAHA TOO BAD! *Stabs MBM*
MBM: [PAIN] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Obi-Wan*
Rock: *GASP*
Retro: I told you! It was KILL! Or BE KILLED! *Laughs as he smacks a button that says "Close The Game"*
*Game shuts down*
Rotom: *GASP* *Table Slams* NOOOOO NO!

Long ago, two races ruled over Earth: PROTO MEN and MEGA MEN.
THEY DIED. The end.

Retro: Howdy! Heheheh, it's me, Retro! Retro Pik-
Omega Retro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rock: *Screams of unholy terror*
Omega Retro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahaha! I will destroy you OVER and OVER-
Rock: No! I'll FIGHT you!
Omega Retro: HUH!? Do you really think you can stop ME!?
Retro: Hahahaha... You really ARE an IDIOT. Ahaha-
Omega Retro: HAHAHAHAHA!
Rock: [BLEH]
*GAME OVER*
Omega Retro: CLOSING YOUR GAME! *Trollish laughter*
Rotom: ...Hhhhha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! HA HA- *Anger with Table Slams*

Rock: HELP MEH! HELP MEH!
Patience: Yeah, let's help him!
Integrity: Let's help 'em!
Kindness: Yeah, let's help them!
Justice: Let's help halp dap dep dep dep!
Omega Retro: *Smackity smacks*
Souls: *Helping*
Rock: *Inhales* *Le slap*
Omega Retro: [PAIN]

Omega Retro: Y... You... Y-you... *Troll*
*MEMES*
Rock: *GASP*
Rotom: *GASP*
Omega Retro: HAHAHAHAHA! You can't kill me! I AM UNSTOPPABLE! Pokemon Movies prove it!
(Let's face it, Pikachu's pretty powerful at LEAST in the old Pokemon Movies.)
Rock: ...Help me?
Omega Retro: ...HAHAHAHAHA- *Souls* Hey... What are you...?
Souls: *Helping*

*Le Omega Retro is Regular Retro again*
Rock: I... I don wanna kill you.
Retro: N... No... Kill me...
Rock: Nah.
Retro: Kill me...
Rock: Nah.
Retro: COME ON! KILL ME! KILL ME! KILL ME!
Rock: ...Nah.
Retro: ... *Cri* *Runs away*

*THE END*
Rotom: Yes! YES!
Retro: Nah-ah-ah! You need to make friends! For the true ending!
Rotom: ...*INHALE* *BREAKS TABLE*