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- Amidst the controversy surrounding recent events, I believe there is an elephant in the room that many seem too cowardly (or are simply unwilling) to address. While the the word "crimes" may seem hyperbolic to some, I firmly believe such harsh rhetoric is necessary for the CRIMES committed Peter (Aka Waccan or THE247GENIOUS).
- As anyone in the wider smash community with a twitter account is aware, some recent developments in the the Wollongong smash scene have spurred on a form metamorphosis for the community. This process of change has caused some friction, leaving quite a mess in its wake. The architect of this change being Peter, who has overseen and allowed this process to take its course. With such a vital role, Peter (perhaps unwillingly) had taken on some responsibilities which he seems to have neglected, and in his neglect even outsourced his vital responsibilities to those without the ability or insight to lead.
- This leads to the crux of Peters wrongdoings, when he put the naming of such a wonderful caterpillar to a Twitter poll. At this time, Peter had already been given a perfect name by his ex-friend and biological expert Rose Hammer. Yet even when gifted the perfect name Peter refused to take the advice and open up the caterpillar to the whims of public opinion, which was easily influenced by external propaganda and resulted in the name "Spindle".
- I am distraught by this, as I know many of you are also. Naming a caterpillar "spindle" is both derivative and not linguistically engaging. By all logic and moral philosophy, the correct choice of name (as Rose Hammer suggested) was Andros. The power contained within the name "Andros" is not only sufficient to command the respect of other insects, but to command the respect of God themselves.
- Peter has done wrong by his caterpillar by choosing such a piss weak name. He owes it to his caterpillar, the Wollongong smash scene, to Bussy, and to me personally to rectify this horrendous misdoing and set the record straight.
- I Stand With Andros.
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