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Constance/Ion's Wedding!

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  1. Lloyd Jameson gasps.
  2.  
  3.  Constance Rainbow [145.9] exclaims, "Tchapel!"
  4.  
  5. Constance Rainbow exclaims, "Tchapel!"
  6.  
  7. You have added Breath Mask to the satchel.
  8.  
  9. Constance Rainbow waves.
  10.  
  11. You open the tank valve.
  12.  
  13. Ion Storm flips in Constance Rainbow's general direction.
  14.  
  15. Constance Rainbow flips in Ion Storm's general direction.
  16.  
  17. Lloyd Jameson waves.
  18.  
  19.  Isabella Oats [145.9] says, "Sorry for the delay, Crystal"
  20.  
  21. Isabella Oats says, "Sorry for the delay, Crystal"
  22.  
  23. Crystalface Glitterpunch snaps her fingers.
  24.  
  25. Constance Rainbow gasps.
  26.  
  27. Lloyd Jameson says, "I'm your escort for today."
  28.  
  29. Lloyd Jameson nods.
  30.  
  31. Constance Rainbow nods.x2
  32.  
  33.  Crystalface Glitterpunch [145.9] glubs, "That's fine!"
  34.  
  35. Crystalface Glitterpunch glubs, "That's fine!"
  36.  
  37. Ion Storm nods.
  38.  
  39. You are now walking.
  40.  
  41. The pizza vending machine beeps, "I'm a chef who works 24 hours a day!"
  42.  
  43. Ada Whipple takes a sip from Smooth Lemon.
  44.  
  45.  Crystalface Glitterpunch [145.9] glubs, "Hello!"
  46.  
  47. The soda machine beeps, "Decirprevo. The sophisticate's bottled water."
  48.  
  49. Ada Whipple takes a sip from Smooth Lemon.
  50.  
  51. Lloyd Jameson raises an eyebrow.
  52.  
  53.  Liliy Rothchild [145.9] exclaims, "Assualt!"
  54.  
  55. You feel somewhat famished!
  56.  
  57. Lloyd Jameson bows.
  58.  
  59. Ada Whipple has added Smooth Lemon to the miner's belt!
  60.  
  61. Anya Fields waves.
  62.  
  63. Schlogg Troglodoccio has added the screwdriver to the miner's belt!
  64.  
  65.  Amelia Fleece [145.9] exclaims, "He's in disposals!"
  66.  
  67.  Isabella Oats [145.9] asks, "Hey there, Crystalface! What've you got to announce?"
  68.  
  69. Ada Whipple takes a sip from Grones Soda.
  70.  
  71. You have added Breath Mask to the satchel.
  72.  
  73. Ada Whipple takes a sip from Grones Soda.
  74.  
  75. Anya Fields gasps.x2
  76.  
  77. Constance Rainbow gasps.
  78.  
  79. Ada Whipple takes a sip from Grones Soda.x3
  80.  
  81. Anya Fields exclaims, "Is hitte time?!"
  82.  
  83. Lloyd Jameson exclaims, "Righto!"
  84.  
  85.  Crystalface Glitterpunch [145.9] glubs, "I thought I'd bring in this thing I found after the radiation storm!"
  86.  
  87. Ion Storm says, "I took way too long going through that door"
  88.  
  89. Ada Whipple attempts to force Argun Fellhammer to drink from Grones Soda.
  90.  
  91. Constance Rainbow says, "Oh, Ion, it's all going so perfect."
  92.  
  93. Constance Rainbow laughs.
  94.  
  95. Ada Whipple makes Argun Fellhammer drink from the Grones Soda.
  96.  
  97. Anya Fields claps.
  98.  
  99. Constance Rainbow shakes Ion Storm, trying to grab their attention!
  100.  
  101. Lloyd Jameson asks, "Who's the arbitrator of this 'ere marriage?"
  102.  
  103. Johnathan Johnathan takes a sip from Grones Soda.
  104.  
  105. Ada Whipple has added Grones Soda to the miner's belt!
  106.  
  107. Constance Rainbow asks, "You woozy, too?"
  108.  
  109. Argun Fellhammer says, "oi"
  110.  
  111.  Crystalface Glitterpunch [145.9] glubs, "It's pretty cool looking and stuff!"
  112.  
  113.  Isabella Oats [145.9] exclaims, "Ooh, interesting!"
  114.  
  115. Argun Fellhammer says, "stop that ya shitter"
  116.  
  117. Constance Rainbow says, "I know I am."
  118.  
  119. Ada Whipple buckles in!
  120.  
  121. Argun Fellhammer shoves Ada Whipple!
  122.  
  123.  
  124. Galactic Alliance Update
  125.  
  126.  
  127. Merchant Departure Alert
  128.  
  129. The merchant shuttle is preparing to undock, please stand clear.
  130.  
  131.  
  132.  
  133.  
  134. Ada Whipple yawns.
  135.  
  136.  Alfie Indigo [135.9] asks, "Okay, Clone Lance #65 also wanted for.. Reading highly-confidential private information. What did one of you command types leave a document lying around on the shuttle over here?"
  137.  
  138. Ion Storm says, "Yeah, yeah"
  139.  
  140. Ada Whipple glubs, "DRINK LE PISS Tabarnak!"
  141.  
  142.  Isabella Oats [145.9] exclaims, "Looks like one of those alien artifacts!"
  143.  
  144.  Anya Fields [145.9] exclaims, "EVERYONE, come to le shapel please!"
  145.  
  146.  Anya Fields [145.9] says, "Itte his TIME."
  147.  
  148. Argun Fellhammer shoves Ada Whipple!
  149.  
  150. Constance Rainbow hooks their arm about Ion's.
  151.  
  152. Argun Fellhammer shoves Ada Whipple!
  153.  
  154.  Crystalface Glitterpunch [145.9] glubs, "Yeah!"
  155.  
  156. You feel a bit thirsty!
  157.  
  158. Ion Storm says, "I, I'm uh"
  159.  
  160. Ada Whipple blocks Argun Fellhammer's attack!
  161.  
  162. Clone #65 buckles in!
  163.  
  164. Argun Fellhammer shoves Ada Whipple!x2
  165.  
  166. Johnathan Johnathan takes a sip from Grones Soda.
  167.  
  168. Ada Whipple shoves Argun Fellhammer!
  169.  
  170. Ada Whipple blocks Argun Fellhammer's attack!
  171.  
  172. Ada Whipple looks a bit dazed.
  173.  
  174. Johnathan Johnathan shivers.
  175.  
  176. Lloyd Jameson says, "..."
  177.  
  178. Argun Fellhammer shoves Ada Whipple!
  179.  
  180. Ion Storm says, "A little nervous"
  181.  
  182. Argun Fellhammer shoves Ada Whipple!
  183.  
  184. Clone #65 takes a sip from the bottle.
  185.  
  186.  Isabella Oats [145.9] says, "They can be dangerous, so crew, remember:"
  187.  
  188. Argun Fellhammer shoves Ada Whipple!
  189.  
  190. Constance Rainbow shakes Ion Storm, trying to grab their attention!
  191.  
  192. Argun Fellhammer shoves Ada Whipple!
  193.  
  194. Ada Whipple yawns.
  195.  
  196.  Alfie Indigo [135.9] exclaims, "And the same for the clown!"
  197.  
  198. Argun Fellhammer shoves Ada Whipple!
  199.  
  200. Argun Fellhammer blocks Ada Whipple's attack!
  201.  
  202. Constance Rainbow says, "Don't worry."
  203.  
  204. Johnathan Johnathan throws Grones Soda.
  205.  
  206. Constance Rainbow says, "So am I."
  207.  
  208. This is Anya Fields.
  209.  
  210. *---------*
  211. Anya Fields is wearing  a revolutionary suit.
  212. Anya Fields has  a scarf on.
  213. Anya Fields has  Auditory Headset by their mouth.
  214. Anya Fields has  PDA-Anya Fields on their belt.
  215. Anya Fields has  dirty witchfinder general's boots on their feet.
  216. Anya Fields has  a backpack on their back.
  217. Anya Fields is wearing  Anya Fields's ID Card (Chaplain).
  218. *---------*
  219.  
  220. Ion Storm says, "Feel like there's butterflies in me"
  221.  
  222.  Isabella Oats [145.9] exclaims, "If you find an artifact, take it to the artifact lab!"
  223.  
  224. Ion Storm nods.x2
  225.  
  226. Anya Fields exclaims, "Connie, HIon!"
  227.  
  228. Anya Fields exclaims, "Come hon up!"
  229.  
  230. Constance Rainbow says, "It's the beginning of forever..."
  231.  
  232. Constance Rainbow nods.
  233.  
  234. Ion Storm nods.
  235.  
  236.  Crystalface Glitterpunch [145.9] glubs, "I'm not an artifact scientist but I got this to glow and stuff!"
  237.  
  238. Anya Fields stuffs the backpack into the dresser!
  239.  
  240. Angel Muffin's doobie goes out.
  241.  
  242. Argun Fellhammer throws Grones Soda.
  243.  
  244. Ada Whipple has been hit by Grones Soda.
  245.  
  246. Ion Storm exclaims, "Well!"
  247.  
  248. Argun Fellhammer is buckled in by Ada Whipple.
  249.  
  250. Constance Rainbow exclaims, "I'd be surprised if you weren't nervous!"
  251.  
  252.  Schlogg Troglodoccio [145.9] asks, "hey HoS, you around?"
  253.  
  254. Lloyd Jameson exclaims, "Alright, you two!"
  255.  
  256. Ada Whipple has added Grones Soda to the miner's belt!
  257.  
  258. Constance Rainbow nods.
  259.  
  260.  Isabella Oats [145.9] exclaims, "Sorry to cut you short, but it sounds like it's time for a WEDDING!"
  261.  
  262. Joksz Hakaari the Discount Drac waves.
  263.  
  264.  Lloyd Jameson [145.9] says, "I AM BUSY AT THE WEDDING, THANK YOU."
  265.  
  266. Lloyd Jameson says, "I AM BUSY AT THE WEDDING, THANK YOU."
  267.  
  268. Ion Storm says, "Actually"
  269.  
  270. Constance Rainbow points to Ion Storm.
  271.  
  272. Constance Rainbow points to the wood floor.x3
  273.  
  274. Ion Storm nods.
  275.  
  276.  Schlogg Troglodoccio [145.9] says, "oh sorry"
  277.  
  278. Constance Rainbow says, "Oh, don't we go opp-"
  279.  
  280.  Crystalface Glitterpunch [145.9] glubs, "I guess so!"
  281.  
  282. Constance Rainbow nods.
  283.  
  284. Argun Fellhammer says, "hey ada"
  285.  
  286.  Crystalface Glitterpunch [145.9] glubs, "Exciting times!"
  287.  
  288. Argun Fellhammer says, "whatever you do"
  289.  
  290.  Gavin Nedry [135.9] says, "They read Beepsky's diary"
  291.  
  292. Constance Rainbow raises an eyebrow.
  293.  
  294.  Lloyd Jameson [145.9] says, "IT IS QUITE ALRIGHT."
  295.  
  296. Lloyd Jameson says, "IT IS QUITE ALRIGHT."
  297.  
  298. Anya Fields exclaims, "'ello, heeryone!"
  299.  
  300. Argun Fellhammer says, "don't fart."
  301.  
  302. Joksz Hakaari the Discount Drac vomits on the floor profusely!
  303.  
  304. Joksz Hakaari the Discount Drac has added the assless chaps to the box!
  305.  
  306. Anya Fields asks, "Ah, his this hon..?"
  307.  
  308. Anya Fields asks, "Ah, his this hon..?"
  309.  
  310. Lloyd Jameson farts loudly!
  311.  
  312. Anya Fields exclaims, "There we go!"
  313.  
  314. Anya Fields exclaims, "There we go!"
  315.  
  316. Susan Cattenach thumps herself into the chair.
  317.  
  318.  Gavin Nedry [135.9] says, "Set them to normal"
  319.  
  320. Constance Rainbow laughs.
  321.  
  322. Ion Storm exclaims, "It appears so!"
  323.  
  324. Anya Fields says, "Welcome, spacepeople, seapeople."
  325.  
  326. Anya Fields says, "Welcome, spacepeople, seapeople."
  327.  
  328. The the 1st Witness blinks.
  329.  
  330. Constance Rainbow blushes.
  331.  
  332. Schlogg Troglodoccio says, "oh no room..."
  333.  
  334. Anya Fields says, "'eck this mic."
  335.  
  336. Anya Fields says, "'eck this mic."
  337.  
  338. Screenshot taken!
  339.  
  340. Anya Fields throws the microphone.
  341.  
  342. Clone #65 takes a sip from the bottle.
  343.  
  344. Anya Fields says, "We hare, gathered 'ere today."
  345.  
  346. Isabella Oats hits the photo of Anya Fields and some objects with the camera!
  347.  
  348. Screenshot taken!
  349.  
  350. Anya Fields says, "To celebrate le love, Consshannce Rainbhow, hand HIon Storm."
  351.  
  352. Joksz Hakaari the Discount Drac twitches violently.
  353.  
  354. Anya Fields bows.
  355.  
  356. Isabella Oats has added the photo of Anya Fields and some objects to the box!
  357.  
  358. Lloyd Jameson tears up a little.
  359.  
  360. Ion Storm blushes.
  361.  
  362. Crystalface Glitterpunch glubs, "This is one cool doohicky."
  363.  
  364. Anya Fields smiles.
  365.  
  366. Johnathan Johnathan says, "what does it do"
  367.  
  368. Lloyd Jameson shakes Gavin Nedry, trying to grab their attention!
  369.  
  370. Constance Rainbow looks a little woozy.
  371.  
  372. Hawkeye Pierce twitches.
  373.  
  374. Anya Fields exclaims, "I'll hadmit, HI'm new to marrying two lovers, but!"
  375.  
  376. Hawkeye Pierce twitches.
  377.  
  378. Susan Cattenach whispers, "** *t **st *** ** **e* t*is *i*a* *a*e ***** a*c*n*?"
  379.  
  380. Crystalface Glitterpunch glubs, "Things, I think?"
  381.  
  382. Johnathan Johnathan touches the cumbersome contraption.
  383.  
  384. the 1st Witness asks, "what?"
  385.  
  386. Lloyd Jameson says, "Oi, ask Susie if she's a handkerchief on 'er."
  387.  
  388. Anya Fields says, "TAKE YOUR SEAZES."
  389.  
  390. Crystalface Glitterpunch touches the cumbersome contraption.x2
  391.  
  392. Ion Storm faintly smiles.
  393.  
  394. Anya Fields says, "Anyway.."
  395.  
  396. Joksz Hakaari the Discount Drac twitches violently.
  397.  
  398. Lloyd Jameson sniffs.
  399.  
  400. Anya Fields exclaims, "Ion Storm!"
  401.  
  402. Argun Fellhammer unbuckles.
  403.  
  404. Johnathan Johnathan says, "hey i can help you research it"
  405.  
  406. Crystalface Glitterpunch glubs, "You whack it with this thingy"
  407.  
  408.  Kameron Mccullough [145.9] says, "Sssecurity to med"
  409.  
  410. Ion Storm points to Ion Storm.
  411.  
  412. Crystalface Glitterpunch activates the the light cyborg right arm and it reaches out to the artifact.
  413.  
  414. The cumbersome contraption comes to life, projecting out a wall of force!
  415.  
  416. Argun Fellhammer pets the the 1st Witness!
  417.  
  418. You feel uncomfortable now.
  419.  
  420. You feel somewhat peckish!
  421.  
  422. Lloyd Jameson screams!
  423.  
  424. Schlogg Troglodoccio screams!
  425.  
  426. Basbo Bibbins screams!
  427.  
  428. Johnathan Johnathan touches the cumbersome contraption.
  429.  
  430. Dirk Wood screams!
  431.  
  432. Crystalface Glitterpunch glubs, "Ooo!"
  433.  
  434. Hawkeye Pierce twitches.
  435.  
  436. Gavin Nedry says, "It's not just you"
  437.  
  438. Shitty Bill is buckled in by Argun Fellhammer.
  439.  
  440.  Kameron Mccullough [145.9] says, "We got two roger wilcosssss fighting"
  441.  
  442. Ada Whipple laughs.
  443.  
  444. Argun Fellhammer buckles in!
  445.  
  446. Hawkeye Pierce touches the cumbersome contraption.
  447.  
  448. Susan Cattenach asks, "What the fuckin' shite?"
  449.  
  450. Anya Fields exclaims, "Do you take this Rainbhow Womhann before us to be your lawfully wedded wife? Saint-simonac de viarge!"
  451.  
  452. Hawkeye Pierce touches the cumbersome contraption.
  453.  
  454. Joksz Hakaari the Discount Drac asks, "will they use blood to seal the weding?"
  455.  
  456. Argun Fellhammer pets the the 1st Witness!
  457.  
  458. You feel uncomfortable now.
  459.  
  460. Ada Whipple laughs.
  461.  
  462. Hawkeye Pierce touches the cumbersome contraption.
  463.  
  464. Ada Whipple laughs.
  465.  
  466.  Alfie Indigo [145.9] exclaims, "On my way chief!"
  467.  
  468. Ada Whipple laughs.
  469.  
  470. Hawkeye Pierce twitches.
  471.  
  472. Ada Whipple laughs.x3
  473.  
  474. Hawkeye Pierce hits the cumbersome contraption with the mechanical toolbox!
  475.  
  476. Argun Fellhammer pets the the 1st Witness!
  477.  
  478. You feel uncomfortable now.
  479.  
  480. Hawkeye Pierce hits the cumbersome contraption with the mechanical toolbox!
  481.  
  482. Ada Whipple flips in Shitty Bill's general direction.
  483.  
  484. Hawkeye Pierce hits the cumbersome contraption with the mechanical toolbox!x2
  485.  
  486. Argun Fellhammer pets the the 1st Witness!
  487.  
  488. You feel uncomfortable now.
  489.  
  490. Hawkeye Pierce hits the cumbersome contraption with the mechanical toolbox!x2
  491.  
  492. Lloyd Jameson shakes Susan Cattenach, trying to grab their attention!
  493.  
  494. Argun Fellhammer pets the the 1st Witness!
  495.  
  496. You feel uncomfortable now.
  497.  
  498. Hawkeye Pierce hits the cumbersome contraption with the mechanical toolbox!x2
  499.  
  500. Argun Fellhammer pets the the 1st Witness!
  501.  
  502. You feel uncomfortable now.
  503.  
  504. Clone #65 says, "god."
  505.  
  506. Lloyd Jameson says, "Oi"
  507.  
  508. Argun Fellhammer pets the the 1st Witness!
  509.  
  510. You feel uncomfortable now.
  511.  
  512. Dirk Wood takes a bite of the peach ring!
  513.  
  514. Clone #65 unbuckles.
  515.  
  516. Argun Fellhammer pets the the 1st Witness!
  517.  
  518. You feel uncomfortable now.
  519.  
  520. Ion Storm exclaims, "Of course!"
  521.  
  522. Lloyd Jameson says, "Susie."
  523.  
  524. Johnathan Johnathan says, "hwta"
  525.  
  526. Anya Fields smiles.
  527.  
  528. Dirk Wood takes a bite of the peach ring!
  529.  
  530. Constance Rainbow gasps.
  531.  
  532. Argun Fellhammer pets the the 1st Witness!
  533.  
  534. You feel uncomfortable now.
  535.  
  536. Hawkeye Pierce hits the cumbersome contraption with the mechanical toolbox!x3
  537.  
  538. Argun Fellhammer pets the the 1st Witness!
  539.  
  540. You feel uncomfortable now.
  541.  
  542. Joksz Hakaari the Discount Drac screams!
  543.  
  544. Ion Storm exclaims, "It's almost not even a question!"
  545.  
  546. Constance Rainbow grins.
  547.  
  548. Hawkeye Pierce hits the cumbersome contraption with the mechanical toolbox!x3
  549.  
  550. Dirk Wood takes a bite of the peach ring!
  551.  
  552. Hawkeye Pierce hits the cumbersome contraption with the mechanical toolbox!
  553.  
  554. Johnathan Johnathan says, "is it force activation"
  555.  
  556. Lloyd Jameson asks, "'ave you an 'andkerchief on you?"
  557.  
  558. Hawkeye Pierce hits the cumbersome contraption with the mechanical toolbox!x2
  559.  
  560. Susan Cattenach asks, "Yeh, old man?"
  561.  
  562. Schlogg Troglodoccio asks, "really, during a wedding guys???"
  563.  
  564. Hawkeye Pierce hits the cumbersome contraption with the mechanical toolbox!x9
  565.  
  566. Dirk Wood takes a bite of the peach ring!
  567.  
  568. Hawkeye Pierce hits the cumbersome contraption with the mechanical toolbox!
  569.  
  570. Dirk Wood takes a bite of the peach ring!
  571.  
  572. Crystalface Glitterpunch glubs, "Aw, it made pretty lights for the wedding!"
  573.  
  574. Dirk Wood takes a bite of the peach ring!
  575.  
  576. Lloyd Jameson screams!
  577.  
  578. Constance Rainbow puts their hand of their chest.
  579.  
  580. Crystalface Glitterpunch glubs, "How nice!"
  581.  
  582. Johnathan Johnathan hits the cumbersome contraption with the screwdriver!x3
  583.  
  584. Anya Fields exclaims, "Consshannce Rainbhow! Do you take this Blue Ballette Dhanncer to be your lawfully wedded wife?! You dum-h'ass!"
  585.  
  586. Johnathan Johnathan hits the cumbersome contraption with the screwdriver!
  587.  
  588. Susan Cattenach shrugs.
  589.  
  590. Johnathan Johnathan hits the cumbersome contraption with the screwdriver!x4
  591.  
  592. Crystalface Glitterpunch has added the light cyborg right arm to the backpack!
  593.  
  594. Johnathan Johnathan hits the cumbersome contraption with the screwdriver!
  595.  
  596. Shitty Bill says, "I think my pals turned into monkeys."
  597.  
  598. Johnathan Johnathan hits the cumbersome contraption with the screwdriver!
  599.  
  600. You feel faintly dry!
  601.  
  602. Gavin Nedry says, "So"
  603.  
  604. Johnathan Johnathan has added the screwdriver to the backpack!
  605.  
  606. Joksz Hakaari the Discount Drac vomits on the floor profusely!
  607.  
  608. Hawkeye Pierce twitches.
  609.  
  610. Constance Rainbow exclaims, "I most def'nitely do!"
  611.  
  612. Screenshot taken!
  613.  
  614. Constance Rainbow nods.x2
  615.  
  616. Johnathan Johnathan says, "we cant leave"
  617.  
  618. Constance Rainbow nods.x2
  619.  
  620. Gavin Nedry says, "All the crew is trapped"
  621.  
  622. the 1st Witness asks, "bill?"
  623.  
  624. The cumbersome contraption shuts down, causing the forcefield to vanish!
  625.  
  626. Crystalface Glitterpunch glubs, "Why would you want to leave this event?"
  627.  
  628. Johnathan Johnathan says, "there we go"
  629.  
  630. Dirk Wood says, "that's the beauty of holy matrimony"
  631.  
  632. Argun Fellhammer pets the the 1st Witness!
  633.  
  634. You feel uncomfortable now.
  635.  
  636. Hawkeye Pierce touches the cumbersome contraption.x5
  637.  
  638. Dirk Wood says, "being trapped forever"
  639.  
  640. Hawkeye Pierce hits the cumbersome contraption with the mechanical toolbox!
  641.  
  642. Anya Fields exclaims, "Then, by le phowers vessed hin me by NhannoTrasen (buy Grone's Soda), HI nhow pronounce you wife, hand, well.. wife!"
  643.  
  644. the 1st Witness asks, "event?"
  645.  
  646. Johnathan Johnathan touches the cumbersome contraption.
  647.  
  648. Anya Fields exclaims, "You may nhow kiss le bride!"
  649.  
  650. Johnathan Johnathan touches the cumbersome contraption.x3
  651.  
  652. Anya Fields heals Ion Storm with the power of Christ!
  653.  
  654. Anya Fields beats Constance Rainbow over the head with the bible!
  655.  
  656. Ion Storm gets on down.
  657.  
  658. Susan Cattenach whispers, "***s **** ** *** *** ***."
  659.  
  660. Constance Rainbow cranks out some dizzying windmills.
  661.  
  662. Johnathan Johnathan hits the cumbersome contraption with the plant analyzer!
  663.  
  664. Argun Fellhammer pets the the 1st Witness!
  665.  
  666. You feel uncomfortable now.
  667.  
  668. Basbo Bibbins claps.
  669.  
  670. Johnathan Johnathan hits the cumbersome contraption with the plant analyzer!x2
  671.  
  672. Argun Fellhammer pets the the 1st Witness!
  673.  
  674. You feel uncomfortable now.
  675.  
  676. Johnathan Johnathan hits the cumbersome contraption with the plant analyzer!x3
  677.  
  678. Susan Cattenach hands the styptic powder patch to Gavin Nedry.
  679.  
  680. Argun Fellhammer pets the the 1st Witness!
  681.  
  682. You feel uncomfortable now.
  683.  
  684. Johnathan Johnathan hits the cumbersome contraption with the plant analyzer!x6
  685.  
  686. Argun Fellhammer pets the the 1st Witness!
  687.  
  688. You feel uncomfortable now.
  689.  
  690. Johnathan Johnathan hits the cumbersome contraption with the plant analyzer!x6
  691.  
  692. Constance Rainbow laughs.
  693.  
  694. Johnathan Johnathan hits the cumbersome contraption with the plant analyzer!x3
  695.  
  696. Lloyd Jameson begins bawling uncontrollably.
  697.  
  698. Argun Fellhammer waves.
  699.  
  700. Johnathan Johnathan has added the plant analyzer to the backpack!
  701.  
  702. Constance Rainbow holds Ion tight.
  703.  
  704. Schlogg Troglodoccio claps.
  705.  
  706. Anya Fields exclaims, "ARRIVADERCI!"
  707.  
  708. Lloyd Jameson says, "IT'S JUST SO BEAUTIFUL."
  709.  
  710. Donny Muggins flips in Johnathan Johnathan's general direction.
  711.  
  712. Anya Fields erupts into a huge column of flames! Holy shit!
  713.  
  714. Isabella Oats applauds.
  715.  
  716. Anya Fields farts on the bible.
  717. A mysterious force smites Anya Fields!
  718.  
  719. Anya Fields seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
  720.  
  721. Ion Storm has been hit by the right arm.
  722.  
  723. Constance Rainbow has been hit by the left leg.
  724.  
  725. Ion Storm has been hit by the left lung.
  726.  
  727. Constance Rainbow smooches!
  728.  
  729. Basbo Bibbins screams!
  730.  
  731. Gavin Nedry exclaims, "Woah!"
  732.  
  733. Constance Rainbow screams!
  734.  
  735. Lloyd Jameson screams!
  736.  
  737. Isabella Oats screams!
  738.  
  739. Schlogg Troglodoccio screams!
  740.  
  741. Dirk Wood screams!
  742.  
  743. Ion Storm exclaims, "Kiss!"
  744.  
  745. Susan Cattenach screams!
  746.  
  747. Basbo Bibbins says, "JESUS FUCK"
  748.  
  749. Ion Storm screams!
  750.  
  751. Crystalface Glitterpunch screams!
  752.  
  753. Argun Fellhammer farts up a storm.
  754.  
  755. Joksz Hakaari the Discount Drac says, "whoa"
  756.  
  757. Constance Rainbow gasps.
  758.  
  759. Hawkeye Pierce laughs.
  760.  
  761. Dirk Wood exclaims, "OH GOD!"
  762.  
  763. Lloyd Jameson says, "OH NO"
  764.  
  765. Ion Storm exclaims, "Holy!"
  766.  
  767. Donny Muggins screams!
  768.  
  769. Argun Fellhammer unbuckles.
  770.  
  771. Ion Storm slips on the blood!
  772.  
  773. Lloyd Jameson screams!
  774.  
  775. Basbo Bibbins says, "WHIT TH' CHRIST"
  776.  
  777. Susan Cattenach says, "Aw Christ."
  778.  
  779. James Nowak says, "Oh ssshit"
  780.  
  781. Constance Rainbow shakes Ion Storm, trying to grab their attention!
  782.  
  783. Ada Whipple glubs, "'HOW BEOTIFUL!"
  784.  
  785. Screenshot taken!
  786.  
  787. Ion Storm throws themselves onto the floor!
  788.  
  789. Ion Storm splashes around in the blood!
  790.  
  791. Susan Cattenach asks, "Who blew?"
  792.  
  793. Constance Rainbow gasps.
  794.  
  795. Dirk Wood screams!
  796.  
  797. Constance Rainbow gasps.
  798.  
  799. Crystalface Glitterpunch screams!
  800.  
  801. Hawkeye Pierce has added the bible to the backpack!
  802.  
  803. Basbo Bibbins screams!
  804.  
  805. Dirk Wood shakes Isabella Oats, trying to wake them up!
  806.  
  807. Ion Storm rolls around on the floor, trying to extinguish the flames.x2
  808.  
  809. Constance Rainbow shakes Ion Storm, trying to wake them up!
  810.  
  811. Hawkeye Pierce plays a rumbling tune on the reed organ!
  812.  
  813. Lloyd Jameson says, "WHAT THE FUCK"
  814.  
  815. Angel Muffin says, "Oh no."
  816.  
  817. Constance Rainbow screams!
  818.  
  819. Dirk Wood screams!
  820.  
  821. Lloyd Jameson screams!
  822.  
  823. Argun Fellhammer release an audible discharge of intestinal gas.
  824.  
  825. Ion Storm throws themselves onto the floor!
  826.  
  827. Ada Whipple glubs, "LE BESS WEDDING Mon hosti d'con."
  828.  
  829. Constance Rainbow throws themselves onto the floor!
  830.  
  831. Dirk Wood shakes Isabella Oats, trying to wake them up!
  832.  
  833.  Basbo Bibbins [145.9] says, "MEDICAL TAE TH' CHAPEL"
  834.  
  835. Angel Muffin says, "Something bad happened."
  836.  
  837. Dirk Wood shakes Isabella Oats, trying to grab their attention!
  838.  
  839. Isabella Oats throws themselves onto the floor!
  840.  
  841. Ion Storm says, "Shitshitshit"
  842.  
  843. Dirk Wood shakes Isabella Oats, trying to grab their attention!
  844.  
  845. Steve Dyssal says, "Well."
  846.  
  847. Crystalface Glitterpunch screams!
  848.  
  849. Dirk Wood shakes Isabella Oats, trying to wake them up!
  850.  
  851.  Kameron Mccullough [145.9] says, "MEDICAL ISsss OVERBURDENED"
  852.  
  853. You are now running.
  854.  
  855. Lloyd Jameson screams!
  856.  
  857. Constance Rainbow exclaims, "Wow!"
  858.  
  859. Hawkeye Pierce farts robustly!
  860.  
  861.  Alfie Indigo [145.9] says, "Roger Wilco! You're wanting for murdering yourself! Please come to security"
  862.  
  863. Susan Cattenach exclaims, "Halie fuck indeed!"
  864.  
  865. Joksz Hakaari the Discount Drac hits Audio log with the fire extinguisher!
  866.  
  867. Hawkeye Pierce farts out pure plasma! FUCK!
  868.  
  869. James Nowak has added the auto-mender to the brute first aid!
  870.  
  871. Ion Storm says, "Oh GOD"
  872.  
  873. the 1st Witness asks, "i clean?"
  874.  
  875. Crystalface Glitterpunch slips on the blood!
  876.  
  877. Lloyd Jameson exclaims, "IT'S JUST SO BEAUTIFUL!"
  878.  
  879. Basbo Bibbins says, "Ah neit a reek."
  880.  
  881. Joksz Hakaari the Discount Drac has added the fire extinguisher to the satchel!
  882.  
  883. Lloyd Jameson screams!
  884.  
  885. James Nowak begins mending Constance Rainbow with the auto-mender.
  886.  
  887. Constance Rainbow screams!
  888.  
  889. Constance Rainbow says, "Anya always goes out with a bang, don' she..."
  890.  
  891. Ada Whipple glubs, "WE BRING HOEF LE NEWLY WEDS UNTO LE SEA, CORRECT?"
  892.  
  893. Angel Muffin points to Joksz Hakaari the Discount Drac.
  894.  
  895. Argun Fellhammer asks, "Uh, should we let you two get a room?"
  896.  
  897. Constance Rainbow laughs.
  898.  
  899. Crystalface Glitterpunch glubs, "AAAAAAAAA"
  900.  
  901. James Nowak begins mending Ion Storm with the auto-mender.
  902.  
  903. Ion Storm screams!
  904.  
  905. Angel Muffin exclaims, "There they are!"
  906.  
  907. Isabella Oats exclaims, "Dear god, what happened?!"
  908.  
  909. Crystalface Glitterpunch slips on the blood!
  910.  
  911. James Nowak has added the auto-mender to the brute first aid!
  912.  
  913. Angel Muffin exclaims, "With the EVIL CAPE!"
  914.  
  915. Susan Cattenach says, "Sae, Squishy."
  916.  
  917. Crystalface Glitterpunch slips on the gibs!
  918.  
  919. Constance Rainbow exclaims, "Oh, righ'!"
  920.  
  921. James Nowak begins mending Isabella Oats with the auto-mender.
  922.  
  923. Schlogg Troglodoccio takes a bite of the pepperoni pizza!
  924.  
  925. Lloyd Jameson screams!
  926.  
  927. Ada Whipple glubs, "Anya did."
  928.  
  929. Ada Whipple unbuckles.
  930.  
  931. James Nowak begins mending Isabella Oats with the auto-mender.
  932.  
  933. Crystalface Glitterpunch glubs, "AAAAAAAA"
  934.  
  935. You slip on the blood!
  936.  
  937. Susan Cattenach says, "Ye just witnessed a traditional human bindin' ritual."
  938.  
  939. Constance Rainbow says, "Righ', maybe we con'ue, la'er."
  940.  
  941. Angel Muffin exclaims, "The villain! The perpetrator!"
  942.  
  943. Lloyd Jameson says, "Well, Susie."
  944.  
  945. Constance Rainbow laughs.
  946.  
  947. Crystalface Glitterpunch glubs, "BODILY EXPLOSION"
  948.  
  949. Crystalface Glitterpunch slips on the blood!
  950.  
  951. James Nowak says, "Good thing I'm alwayss on duty"
  952.  
  953. Susan Cattenach asks, "What dae ye think about it?"
  954.  
  955. Crystalface Glitterpunch slips on the blood!
  956.  
  957. Dirk Wood asks, "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!?"
  958.  
  959. You are now walking.
  960.  
  961. Schlogg Troglodoccio throws the pepperoni pizza.
  962.  
  963. Lloyd Jameson points to the cotton fabric.
  964.  
  965. Isabella Oats says, "Well, that was certainly interesting"
  966.  
  967. Steve Dyssal says, "I uh"
  968.  
  969. Crystalface Glitterpunch slips on the blood!
  970.  
  971. Argun Fellhammer screams!
  972.  
  973. James Nowak says, "Assssss a doctor and a caterer"
  974.  
  975. Crystalface Glitterpunch slips on the blood!
  976.  
  977.  Alfie Indigo [145.9] says, "Unfortunately I can't flag you for arrest as I don't know which Roger Wilco you are."
  978.  
  979. Joksz Hakaari the Discount Drac says, "well the weding is smoked i gusee"
  980.  
  981. James Nowak has added the auto-mender to the brute first aid!
  982.  
  983. Ion Storm says, "Uh, Constance."
  984.  
  985. Crystalface Glitterpunch slips on the gibs!
  986.  
  987. James Nowak has added the brute first aid to the satchel!
  988.  
  989. Constance Rainbow shakes Ion Storm, trying to wake them up!
  990.  
  991. Steve Dyssal says, "Don't think that's a vampire."
  992.  
  993. Ion Storm says, "Honey."
  994.  
  995. James Nowak has added the roboticist's labcoat to the satchel!
  996.  
  997. Lloyd Jameson wipes away his tears with the cotton.
  998.  
  999. Johnathan Johnathan says, "well that happened"
  1000.  
  1001. Gavin Nedry says, "Yeah"
  1002.  
  1003. Ion Storm says, "I--"
  1004.  
  1005. Ada Whipple points to the cloth void.
  1006.  
  1007. Constance Rainbow asks, "Ion?"
  1008.  
  1009. Ada Whipple screams!
  1010.  
  1011. Shitty Bill says, "Hey, gimme yer jet."
  1012.  
  1013. Argun Fellhammer says, "well"
  1014.  
  1015. Ion Storm says, "Thanks"
  1016.  
  1017. Lloyd Jameson screams!
  1018.  
  1019. Constance Rainbow asks, "You?"
  1020.  
  1021. Crystalface Glitterpunch glubs, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
  1022.  
  1023. Lloyd Jameson throws the cotton fabric.
  1024.  
  1025. Argun Fellhammer has been hit by the cotton fabric.
  1026.  
  1027. Constance Rainbow nods.
  1028.  
  1029. Lloyd Jameson says, "OH NO"
  1030.  
  1031. Argun Fellhammer exclaims, "time to go out with a bang!"
  1032.  
  1033. Ion Storm screams!
  1034.  
  1035. You feel faintly famished!
  1036.  
  1037. Joksz Hakaari the Discount Drac says, "damn"
  1038.  
  1039. Dirk Wood takes a bite of the candy heart!
  1040.  
  1041. Constance Rainbow says, "C'-"
  1042.  
  1043. Joksz Hakaari the Discount Drac screams!
  1044.  
  1045. Susan Cattenach says, "Here, Squishy liked it."
  1046.  
  1047. Johnathan Johnathan hands 1 credit to Dirk Wood.
  1048.  
  1049. Constance Rainbow exclaims, "Wow!"
  1050.  
  1051. Lloyd Jameson says, "ALRIGHT FOLKS"
  1052.  
  1053. Argun Fellhammer exclaims, "ALLEYOOP!"
  1054.  
  1055. Dirk Wood stacks some cash.
  1056.  
  1057. Argun Fellhammer farts on the bible.
  1058. A mysterious force smites Argun Fellhammer!
  1059.  
  1060. Argun Fellhammer seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  1061.  
  1062. Susan Cattenach has been hit by the blood-stained Meson Goggles.
  1063.  
  1064. Susan Cattenach has been hit by the blood-stained chief engineer's uniform.
  1065.  
  1066. Lloyd Jameson has been hit by the right lung.
  1067.  
  1068. Lloyd Jameson has been hit by the blood-stained gas mask.
  1069.  
  1070. Constance Rainbow says, "Sh..."
  1071.  
  1072. Lloyd Jameson says, "IS THIS WHERE WE LEAVE"
  1073.  
  1074. Dirk Wood screams!
  1075.  
  1076.  Alfie Indigo [145.9] exclaims, "So I'm appealing to you as a law abiding citizen!"
  1077.  
  1078. Lloyd Jameson screams!
  1079.  
  1080. Crystalface Glitterpunch glubs, "AAAAA"
  1081.  
  1082. Ion Storm exclaims, "Oh NO!"
  1083.  
  1084. Shitty Bill burps.
  1085.  
  1086. Constance Rainbow asks, "Should we head to reception?"
  1087.  
  1088. Dirk Wood says, "OH GOD"
  1089.  
  1090. Ada Whipple glubs, "LE VOID BLESSES THIS MATRIMONY!"
  1091.  
  1092. Crystalface Glitterpunch farts on the bible.
  1093. A mysterious force smites Crystalface Glitterpunch!
  1094.  
  1095. Crystalface Glitterpunch seizes up and falls limp, her eyes dead and lifeless...
  1096.  
  1097. Susan Cattenach says, "Aw, shite."
  1098.  
  1099. Constance Rainbow screams!
  1100.  
  1101. Kameron Mccullough says, "Oh my god"
  1102.  
  1103. Ion Storm says, "No AGAIN"
  1104.  
  1105. Dirk Wood exclaims, "OH LORD!!"
  1106.  
  1107. Dirk Wood takes a bite of the candy heart!
  1108.  
  1109. Ion Storm says, "OOOO"
  1110.  
  1111. Angel Muffin exclaims, "You, creature of the night! As angel and cowpoke, I challenge you to a throwdown-hoedown!"
  1112.  
  1113. Dirk Wood takes a bite of the candy heart!
  1114.  
  1115.  Susan Cattenach [145.9] asks, "Can yez STOP EXPLODIN'?"
  1116.  
  1117. Dirk Wood takes a bite of the candy heart!x2
  1118.  
  1119.  Lloyd Jameson [145.9] says, "ALRIGHT OKAY I THINK THIS MIGHT BE WHERE WE LEAVE"
  1120.  
  1121. Lloyd Jameson says, "ALRIGHT OKAY I THINK THIS MIGHT BE WHERE WE LEAVE"
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