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Amelia & Feraku talk about UNOnline & aliens

Nov 8th, 2015
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  1. [16:42] * architectingScientist began espering objectiveDispute
  2. [16:42] <architectingScientist> The game froze
  3. [16:43] <objectiveDispute> Yeah, mine too
  4. [16:43] <objectiveDispute> Some mysterious man started speaking to me
  5. [16:43] <architectingScientist> Same here except I could not tell the gender of this person
  6. [16:44] <architectingScientist> He or she was sort of like a voice in my head
  7. [16:44] <architectingScientist> Did the same happen to you
  8. [16:44] <architectingScientist> It began occuring while I was playing and fighting Blackdeal soon after you and Bayith left
  9. [16:45] <objectiveDispute> For me, I was in the middle of fighting Blackdeal, and my computer went unresponsive
  10. [16:45] <objectiveDispute> It froze, and then it went to a cursor
  11. [16:45] <objectiveDispute> Like someone was trying to start a conversation with me
  12. [16:46] <architectingScientist> The voice attempted to get my attention
  13. [16:46] <architectingScientist> Then it said that I am "screwed anyway"
  14. [16:46] <objectiveDispute> I never heard a voice
  15. [16:46] <objectiveDispute> Did you recognize it?
  16. [16:48] <architectingScientist> No
  17. [16:48] <architectingScientist> Now that you mention it
  18. [16:48] <architectingScientist> It sounds sort of like my ancestor
  19. [16:48] <objectiveDispute> Who's your ancestor?
  20. [16:48] <objectiveDispute> Do they have a name?
  21. [16:48] <architectingScientist> The Minister
  22. [16:49] <objectiveDispute> Hm
  23. [16:49] <objectiveDispute> The person that was talking to me, knew my name
  24. [16:49] <objectiveDispute> They claimed to be Lord Blackdeal
  25. [16:49] <architectingScientist> ((do Feraku and Amelia know that they're different species?))
  26. [16:50] <architectingScientist> ((Carmen_Chapman, I summon thee to answer this question))
  27. [16:50] <@Carmen_Chapman> ((nope you know nothing of alternate species))
  28. [16:51] <objectiveDispute> ((okay, so amelia doesn't know what the hell an ancestor is?))
  29. [16:51] <architectingScientist> ((the reveal is going to be epic...but the reveal is for another time))
  30. [16:51] <objectiveDispute> ((okay lol))
  31. [16:52] <@Carmen_Chapman> ((ancestor means to Amelia likely what it means to the average human as just an old person from whom you descended))
  32. [16:52] <architectingScientist> ((What AA said))
  33. [16:52] <objectiveDispute> ((okay, got it))
  34. [16:54] <architectingScientist> The person who talked to me did not say much
  35. [16:54] <architectingScientist> But if it was the Minister she could have talked to me earlier
  36. [16:54] <objectiveDispute> Same for me
  37. [16:54] <architectingScientist> She did call me down for a whole ritual thing
  38. [16:54] <objectiveDispute> Someone else did pop in the conversation
  39. [16:54] <architectingScientist> Long story
  40. [16:56] <architectingScientist> Who popped in
  41. [16:56] <objectiveDispute> Someone with the handle of "execrableImmolation"
  42. [16:57] <objectiveDispute> Do you know anyone with that?
  43. [16:57] <architectingScientist> No
  44. [16:57] <objectiveDispute> They told me not to take my chances and run or I'll be screwed
  45. [16:57] <objectiveDispute> I don't know why
  46. [16:58] <objectiveDispute> But they we're kicked out and then I got put back in the game by "Blackdeal" or whoever they are
  47. [16:58] <architectingScientist> According to the voice I have heard we are already screwed
  48. [16:58] <architectingScientist> What do the new items do
  49. [16:58] <objectiveDispute> I have no idea
  50. [16:58] <objectiveDispute> But I have an encyclopedia of sorts
  51. [16:59] <@Carmen_Chapman> ((Feraku, you know this to be the in-game help database))
  52. [16:59] <architectingScientist> Look up what the Second Chance does
  53. [16:59] <objectiveDispute> ((Joel, help lol)
  54. [16:59] <objectiveDispute> On it
  55. [17:00] <@Carmen_Chapman> ((you can also look at my post to you a day or two go with the information on your inventory))
  56. [17:01] <@Carmen_Chapman> ((The "Chance of the Second Kind" returns no search results in the database))
  57. [17:01] <objectiveDispute> ((okay, i did, just don't know what they do))
  58. [17:02] <objectiveDispute> There weren't any results
  59. [17:02] <objectiveDispute> That's odd
  60. [17:02] <architectingScientist> Darn
  61. [17:02] <objectiveDispute> How am I supposed to use it, without knowing what it does
  62. [17:02] <architectingScientist> When I get back in the game I am going to use it
  63. [17:02] <objectiveDispute> Unless it's just a respawn in the game
  64. [17:03] <objectiveDispute> Seems fitting
  65. [17:03] <architectingScientist> You get infinite respawns technically
  66. [17:03] <architectingScientist> Why would they put an item specifically for a respawn in the game
  67. [17:03] <architectingScientist> Maybe it has to do with Blackdeal specifically
  68. [17:03] <@Carmen_Chapman> ((respawns normally cost things, less so if you have a paid account, but always some durability or gold))
  69. [17:03] <architectingScientist> What did he tell you about himself
  70. [17:05] <objectiveDispute> He said that his name was Highlord Blackdeal and the person I was fighting was a decoy
  71. [17:05] <architectingScientist> Interesting
  72. [17:05] <objectiveDispute> So we weren't fighting the real Blackdeal
  73. [17:05] <objectiveDispute> I don't know where he would be though
  74. [17:06] <architectingScientist> Maybe the Second Chance is a way to fight him again or something
  75. [17:06] <objectiveDispute> Maybe
  76. [17:06] <objectiveDispute> We'll have to find out
  77. [17:06] <objectiveDispute> I got kicked back out of the Dark World
  78. [17:06] <objectiveDispute> There isn't a portal
  79. [17:08] <architectingScientist> Did Blackdeal say anything about a second chance
  80. [17:08] <objectiveDispute> Yes
  81. [17:09] <architectingScientist> What did he say
  82. [17:09] <objectiveDispute> He said to consider him putting me back in the game, a second chance to find him
  83. [17:09] <objectiveDispute> But we may be able to use that to find him again
  84. [17:09] <objectiveDispute> But, we should be prepared
  85. [17:09] <objectiveDispute> Is there anything else in our inventories I should look up?
  86. [17:10] <architectingScientist> Not for now
  87. [17:10] <objectiveDispute> Okay
  88. [17:10] <architectingScientist> There's only one thing left to do: use the item and see what happens
  89. [17:10] <objectiveDispute> But, tell me about this ancestor of yours
  90. [17:10] <architectingScientist> My ancestor is quite unusual
  91. [17:10] <objectiveDispute> Why are they so important?
  92. [17:11] <architectingScientist> Most Alternians never get to meet their respective ancestors
  93. [17:11] <architectingScientist> They die or are off doing heroic stuff
  94. [17:11] <objectiveDispute> Alternia?
  95. [17:11] <architectingScientist> My ancestor lives in the castle I own
  96. [17:11] <objectiveDispute> What the hell is that?
  97. [17:11] <architectingScientist> Yes, Alternia
  98. [17:11] <architectingScientist> The planet we are on
  99. [17:11] <architectingScientist> Is that correct
  100. [17:11] <objectiveDispute> No, I'm on Earth
  101. [17:11] <architectingScientist> Earth
  102. [17:11] <architectingScientist> What is an Earth
  103. [17:11] <objectiveDispute> Yes, where humans live
  104. [17:12] <architectingScientist> What is a human
  105. [17:12] <objectiveDispute> Because you're a human?
  106. [17:12] <objectiveDispute> You're not? What are you?
  107. [17:12] <architectingScientist> I do not think I am a human for I have never heard of what a human is
  108. [17:12] <architectingScientist> I am an Alternian
  109. [17:12] <objectiveDispute> Then we are not what the other thought
  110. [17:12] <architectingScientist> A bipedal species that walks upright recognizable by grey skin and multicolored horns
  111. [17:12] <objectiveDispute> I live in Boston
  112. [17:13] <objectiveDispute> That is definitely not human
  113. [17:13] <objectiveDispute> I don't have horns or grey skin
  114. [17:13] <objectiveDispute> I have a normal skin color
  115. [17:13] <architectingScientist> Normal
  116. [17:13] <objectiveDispute> No horns
  117. [17:13] <architectingScientist> But grey is normal?
  118. [17:13] <objectiveDispute> Well, normal for me
  119. [17:14] <objectiveDispute> It's relative I guess
  120. [17:14] <architectingScientist> Understandable
  121. [17:14] <architectingScientist> I do not know what Boston is
  122. [17:14] <objectiveDispute> So, your ancestor is alive?
  123. [17:14] <objectiveDispute> It's a city on Earth
  124. [17:14] <architectingScientist> Yes my ancestor is alive
  125. [17:14] <architectingScientist> She runs a cult in the castle basement and I have recently joined mostly against my will
  126. [17:14] <objectiveDispute> How? I thought they are the parents of your parents and so on
  127. [17:14] <architectingScientist> What are parents
  128. [17:15] <objectiveDispute> Well.... That's not an ancestor on earth
  129. [17:15] <architectingScientist> Are they like lusii
  130. [17:15] <objectiveDispute> The ones that take care of you
  131. [17:15] <architectingScientist> Yes, like lusii
  132. [17:15] <objectiveDispute> What's that?
  133. [17:15] <objectiveDispute> Your parents on Alternia?
  134. [17:15] <architectingScientist> Lusii are creatures matched with trolls upon hatching to take care of them
  135. [17:16] <objectiveDispute> You hatch? Like a chicken?
  136. [17:16] <architectingScientist> One lusii per troll and type of lusii varies
  137. [17:16] <objectiveDispute> What the hell
  138. [17:16] <architectingScientist> What is a chicken
  139. [17:16] <objectiveDispute> ((lol))
  140. [17:16] <architectingScientist> Yes we hatch from eggs laid by the Mother Grub
  141. [17:16] <objectiveDispute> Oh nevermind
  142. [17:17] <objectiveDispute> This is... interesting
  143. [17:17] <objectiveDispute> I had no idea you weren't a human
  144. [17:18] <@Carmen_Chapman> ((tfw someone on the internet says they're an alien and you believe them :P))
  145. [17:18] <architectingScientist> ((ha))
  146. [17:18] <objectiveDispute> ((she's occasionally kinda naive and trusting :P))
  147. [17:20] <objectiveDispute> Why should I believe that you're not human?
  148. [17:20] <objectiveDispute> And that you're not just trolling me?
  149. [17:20] <objectiveDispute> ((get it))
  150. [17:20] <objectiveDispute> ((lol))
  151. [17:21] <architectingScientist> Why should I believe that you are not Alternian
  152. [17:21] <architectingScientist> And what is trolling
  153. [17:21] <objectiveDispute> I guess we just have to trust each other
  154. [17:21] <objectiveDispute> Messing with someone for amusement
  155. [17:21] <architectingScientist> Alternians are commonly called trolls
  156. [17:21] <objectiveDispute> Oh.....oops
  157. [17:21] <objectiveDispute> Sorry
  158. [17:22] <architectingScientist> I do not think all of us partake in this trolling you speak of
  159. [17:22] <objectiveDispute> That's a good thing
  160. [17:22] <architectingScientist> Is there such a thing as humaning
  161. [17:22] <objectiveDispute> Trust me
  162. [17:23] <objectiveDispute> No
  163. [17:23] <objectiveDispute> Unless that's a thing on Alternia
  164. [17:24] <architectingScientist> If it is I am not aware of it
  165. [17:24] <objectiveDispute> Good
  166. [17:24] <architectingScientist> So if you don't have a Mother Grub what do you have
  167. [17:24] <objectiveDispute> But, what is this cult you speak of
  168. [17:24] <objectiveDispute> Parents
  169. [17:24] <objectiveDispute> We are birthed from our mothers
  170. [17:25] <architectingScientist> So the same one who takes care of you also your progenitor
  171. [17:25] <architectingScientist> is also*
  172. [17:25] <objectiveDispute> A what
  173. [17:26] <architectingScientist> ((a person or thing from which a person, animal, or plant is descended or originates; an ancestor or parent.))
  174. [17:26] <architectingScientist> ((according to google))
  175. [17:26] <objectiveDispute> ((lol thanks))
  176. [17:26] <objectiveDispute> Our mother is the one that births us
  177. [17:26] <objectiveDispute> Our mother and Father take care of us
  178. [17:26] <architectingScientist> What is a father
  179. [17:26] <objectiveDispute> In ideal circumstances
  180. [17:26] <objectiveDispute> My father was never around
  181. [17:27] <objectiveDispute> Basically, the one that provides another half of genetic material to create me
  182. [17:27] <objectiveDispute> Are we going to have a sex talk
  183. [17:27] <objectiveDispute> Oh god
  184. [17:27] <architectingScientist> So only two humans provide genetic material to create a new human
  185. [17:27] <objectiveDispute> Yes
  186. [17:28] <architectingScientist> For most trolls genetic material is collected by imperial drones who send it to the Mother Grub
  187. [17:28] <objectiveDispute> They are combined in the woman and stays there for nine months in the womb
  188. [17:28] <architectingScientist> who lays thousands upon thousands of eggs which hatch into trolls
  189. [17:28] <objectiveDispute> So our mother is like your Mother Grub
  190. [17:28] <objectiveDispute> But just one human at a time
  191. [17:28] <architectingScientist> If couples do not pair up to mate every year they are killed by the imperial drones
  192. [17:29] <objectiveDispute> Oh my
  193. [17:29] <objectiveDispute> That's not a thing on Earth
  194. [17:29] <architectingScientist> If an Alternian does not have a mate to supply genetic material with for the drones they are killed
  195. [17:29] <architectingScientist> My ancestor disagrees with this practice so we live in a castle in the middle of nowhere so the drones cannot reach us
  196. [17:30] <architectingScientist> We also do not have to pay taxes
  197. [17:30] <objectiveDispute> Luckyyyyyyy
  198. [17:30] <architectingScientist> For the tax collectors cannot reach us
  199. [17:30] <objectiveDispute> I wish that was a thing in America
  200. [17:31] <architectingScientist> We do have our own Mother Grub in the castle so when my matesprit and I mate my Ancestor can watch us the whole time holding a bucket and being creepy
  201. [17:31] <objectiveDispute> Oh my god
  202. [17:31] <objectiveDispute> What
  203. [17:33] == Jaczac [~Jaczac@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:69c2:6ae4:3bad:c04e] has joined #RPGStuck_CaveOfMysteries
  204. [17:33] <objectiveDispute> ((I'm laughing so hard oh god))
  205. [17:34] <objectiveDispute> What the hell
  206. [17:34] <objectiveDispute> Why would they watch
  207. [17:34] <objectiveDispute> And what's a matesprite?
  208. [17:34] <architectingScientist> So she can collect the genetic material and bring it to the Mother Grub
  209. [17:35] <objectiveDispute> Oh
  210. [17:35] <objectiveDispute> That's creepy
  211. [17:49] * MercurialHermit has begun espering architectingScientist
  212. [17:49] <MercurialHermit> FUCK
  213. [17:49] <objectiveDispute> ((yes))
  214. [17:49] <objectiveDispute> Oh hi
  215. [17:49] <architectingScientist> Hello Bayith
  216. [17:49] <MercurialHermit> hi...
  217. [17:49] <architectingScientist> We are just talking about cultural differences between species
  218. [17:49] <objectiveDispute> Can one of you tell me what a matesprite is?
  219. [17:49] <MercurialHermit> did y()u're games crash +()()
  220. [17:50] <objectiveDispute> Yeah
  221. [17:50] <architectingScientist> Yes
  222. [17:50] <MercurialHermit> i+'s when +w() +r()()ls decide +hey d()n'+ feel like ge++ing murdered by r()b()+s s() they ge+ +()ge+her
  223. [17:50] <MercurialHermit> ugh seriously fuck this quirk
  224. [17:50] <architectingScientist> A matesprit is a form of romance between two trolls with strong "red" feelings for each other
  225. [17:50] <objectiveDispute> Bayith, why are you talking like that?
  226. [17:50] <objectiveDispute> Ohh like a boyfriend or girlfriend
  227. [17:51] <MercurialHermit> because of some stupid fucking fad idk
  228. [17:51] <MercurialHermit> screw it
  229. [17:51] <architectingScientist> Also what Bayith said
  230. [17:51] <objectiveDispute> ((lmfao))
  231. [17:51] <MercurialHermit> why do people like quirks there dumb >:(
  232. [17:51] <architectingScientist> Just choose a simple quirk like I did
  233. [17:51] <objectiveDispute> What's a quirk?
  234. [17:51] <architectingScientist> No punctuation
  235. [17:52] <MercurialHermit> or some stupid thing with "t"s and "o"s
  236. [17:52] <objectiveDispute> Oh
  237. [17:52] <objectiveDispute> Is this an Alternian thing?
  238. [17:52] <MercurialHermit> yeah duh
  239. [17:52] <objectiveDispute> Oh okay
  240. [17:52] <MercurialHermit> what do you mean an Alternian thing, what other things are there
  241. [17:52] <objectiveDispute> Earth things?
  242. [17:53] <objectiveDispute> Or Human things
  243. [17:53] <architectingScientist> We were just discussing this topic
  244. [17:53] <objectiveDispute> Yeah
  245. [17:53] <architectingScientist> Apparently there is a place called Earth
  246. [17:53] <objectiveDispute> But, Feraku, who's your matesprite?
  247. [17:53] <architectingScientist> and there are Humans there
  248. [17:53] <objectiveDispute> Yeah, I live there
  249. [17:53] == ATtheorytime[DM] has changed nick to Rouge_Sinna
  250. [17:53] <architectingScientist> Bayith is
  251. [17:53] <objectiveDispute> Awwwww
  252. [17:54] <objectiveDispute> That's cute
  253. [17:54] <MercurialHermit> not in the fucking mood oD
  254. [17:54] <architectingScientist> The story behind it is quite a story
  255. [17:54] <objectiveDispute> For what?
  256. [17:54] <MercurialHermit> these lousy fucking servers, I bet it's a new ploy to make the bosses fucking impossible
  257. [17:54] <objectiveDispute> Probably
  258. [17:55] <objectiveDispute> You can tell the story if you like
  259. [17:55] <architectingScientist> So we've seen each other in real life once
  260. [17:55] <objectiveDispute> Only once?
  261. [17:55] <objectiveDispute> Why?
  262. [17:55] <architectingScientist> Long story
  263. [17:56] <objectiveDispute> Oh okay
  264. [17:56] <architectingScientist> So my ancestor was there when he came over and she started being weird
  265. [17:56] <objectiveDispute> Continue though
  266. [17:56] <MercurialHermit> ugh
  267. [17:56] <MercurialHermit> her ancestor is a god damn insane person
  268. [17:56] <architectingScientist> so I quickly said he was my matesprit to spare him from her wrath. She soon stopped being weird and it turned into an actual matespritship later
  269. [17:57] <objectiveDispute> Oh my
  270. [17:57] <MercurialHermit> I don't get why she can't have a dead one like us normal trolls
  271. [17:57] <objectiveDispute> If only it was that easy for humans
  272. [17:57] <objectiveDispute> If you say you have a boyfriend, you get wrath, not lack thereof
  273. [17:58] <architectingScientist> My ancestor does not like outsiders
  274. [17:58] <MercurialHermit> why would you get wrath for carrying on the genetic line?
  275. [17:58] <MercurialHermit> do you not get executed by robots if you don't have sex X times a year?
  276. [17:59] <objectiveDispute> Because parents are weird
  277. [17:59] <objectiveDispute> and no
  278. [17:59] <MercurialHermit> what are parents
  279. [17:59] <objectiveDispute> They're like your lusus or whatever it's called
  280. [17:59] <MercurialHermit> oh
  281. [17:59] <MercurialHermit> plural?
  282. [18:00] <objectiveDispute> yeah
  283. [18:00] <objectiveDispute> Most humans have two
  284. [18:00] <objectiveDispute> Some have one, like me
  285. [18:00] <objectiveDispute> The more unfortunate ones have none around, and are orphans
  286. [18:00] <objectiveDispute> So they get assigned a new parent to take care of them
  287. [18:00] <MercurialHermit> huh
  288. [18:01] <objectiveDispute> Are you confused?
  289. [18:01] <MercurialHermit> wait, are you like muscle beasts?
  290. [18:01] <MercurialHermit> where you reproduce with a male and a female?
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  292. [18:01] <objectiveDispute> We're like you from what I understand
  293. [18:01] <MercurialHermit> nonono
  294. [18:01] <objectiveDispute> Except no gray skin or horns
  295. [18:01] <architec_> ((irc timed out because phone))
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  298. [18:01] <MercurialHermit> trolls hatch as these little wriggling larva
  299. [18:02] <objectiveDispute> Oh, we don't hatch
  300. [18:02] <objectiveDispute> We're birthed
  301. [18:02] <objectiveDispute> From our mothers
  302. [18:02] <MercurialHermit> so like musclebeasts
  303. [18:02] <MercurialHermit> gross
  304. [18:02] <objectiveDispute> I guess so
  305. [18:02] <objectiveDispute> It can be kinda gross
  306. [18:02] <objectiveDispute> But, oh well
  307. [18:02] <architectingScientist> Bayith I do not think it is polite to call other sapient species gross
  308. [18:03] <MercurialHermit> it is though
  309. [18:03] <MercurialHermit> have you ever seen a musclebeast?
  310. [18:03] <MercurialHermit> cause I've recently seen far more than I've wanted to
  311. [18:03] <architectingScientist> No because I live in the middle of nowhere
  312. [18:04] <architectingScientist> It is part of an elaborate drone evasion and tax evasion scandal
  313. [18:06] <MercurialHermit> damn I still have to worry about drones
  314. [18:06] <objectiveDispute> Oh no
  315. [18:06] <objectiveDispute> That sucks
  316. [18:06] <MercurialHermit> I guess both of our asses are on the line though, since you'll probably jump off a tower if anything happens to me ;)
  317. [18:07] <objectiveDispute> So like Romeo and Juliet?
  318. [18:07] <MercurialHermit> ???
  319. [18:07] <objectiveDispute> Wait you guys probably don't know what that is
  320. [18:07] <objectiveDispute> Nevermind
  321. [18:07] <MercurialHermit> so wait
  322. [18:07] <MercurialHermit> if we're on different planets or whatever
  323. [18:07] <MercurialHermit> how come we can play the same video games
  324. [18:08] <objectiveDispute> I don't really know
  325. [18:09] <objectiveDispute> Must be that we both have the internet
  326. [18:09] <MercurialHermit> I guess it does kind of explain the shitty servers though
  327. [18:11] <objectiveDispute> Yeah hahah
  328. [18:12] <architectingScientist> I get good connection to the servers
  329. [18:13] <MercurialHermit> didn't you just say your game crashed?
  330. [18:13] <MercurialHermit> or are you talking to us as you 1v1 the boss
  331. [18:13] <architectingScientist> My game did crash but that does not usually happen
  332. [18:13] <objectiveDispute> Yeah, mine either
  333. [18:14] <objectiveDispute> Did you get contacted by anyone, Bayith?
  334. [18:14] <MercurialHermit> uh
  335. [18:14] <MercurialHermit> no?
  336. [18:14] <objectiveDispute> I did
  337. [18:14] <objectiveDispute> By Lord Blackdeal
  338. [18:14] <MercurialHermit> what do you mean
  339. [18:15] <objectiveDispute> and some Mysterious man
  340. [18:15] <MercurialHermit> you got contaced
  341. [18:15] <MercurialHermit> by the boss
  342. [18:15] <MercurialHermit> is it like a weird fourth wall break?
  343. [18:15] <objectiveDispute> Yeah, that's what he said he was
  344. [18:15] <objectiveDispute> It might
  345. [18:15] <objectiveDispute> But, he said we're fighting an imposter
  346. [18:16] <objectiveDispute> That it's not the real one
  347. [18:17] <MercurialHermit> um
  348. [18:17] <MercurialHermit> are you sure it's not part of the game?
  349. [18:17] <objectiveDispute> It may be
  350. [18:17] <objectiveDispute> But it was odd
  351. [18:17] <objectiveDispute> someone came in
  352. [18:18] <objectiveDispute> Do you know someone with the handle, "execrableImmolation"?
  353. [18:18] <MercurialHermit> no
  354. [18:18] <objectiveDispute> hm
  355. [18:19] <objectiveDispute> alright
  356. [18:19] == Jaczac [~Jaczac@2601:647:4c01:e8b9:69c2:6ae4:3bad:c04e] has joined #RPGStuck_CaveOfMysteries
  357. [18:22] <objectiveDispute> has anything weird happened to you?
  358. [18:23] <MercurialHermit> not really
  359. [18:23] <MercurialHermit> I've kinda just been hanging around
  360. [18:23] <MercurialHermit> playing game
  361. [18:23] <MercurialHermit> feeding my lusus
  362. [18:23] <objectiveDispute> well that's good
  363. [18:23] <MercurialHermit> sure
  364. [18:23] <architectingScientist> Your lusus does not hunt?
  365. [18:23] <objectiveDispute> is your lusus like you?
  366. [18:23] == Jaczac has changed nick to avariceIncarnate
  367. [18:23] <MercurialHermit> used to
  368. [18:24] <MercurialHermit> no, lusii are more like monsters
  369. [18:24] <MercurialHermit> aS has a huge fucking dragon
  370. [18:24] <objectiveDispute> what is yours?
  371. [18:24] <architectingScientist> Lusii are usually different types of beasts
  372. [18:24] <architectingScientist> Mine is a wyvern, nicknamed Wyvern
  373. [18:24] <architectingScientist> whoopps
  374. [18:24] <architectingScientist> Wyvernmom*
  375. [18:25] <objectiveDispute> What's that?
  376. [18:25] <architectingScientist> A form of dragon
  377. [18:25] <objectiveDispute> ohhh
  378. [18:25] <MercurialHermit> I've got a twoheaded snake
  379. [18:26] <objectiveDispute> wow
  380. [18:26] <objectiveDispute> that's cool
  381. [18:26] <objectiveDispute> Do they have names?
  382. [18:26] <architectingScientist> Some do
  383. [18:26] <objectiveDispute> Your lusus?
  384. [18:26] <architectingScientist> I call my lusus Wyvernmom
  385. [18:27] <objectiveDispute> What about you Bayith?
  386. [18:27] <MercurialHermit> snakedads
  387. [18:28] <objectiveDispute> Aww
  388. [18:29] <MercurialHermit> yeah...
  389. [18:30] <objectiveDispute> Do you guys have siblings?
  390. [18:30] <objectiveDispute> I have a brother
  391. [18:30] <architectingScientist> Different trolls have different lusii depending on their position on the hemospectrum which is an unfair practice installed by our queen who has bright and shiny fuschia blood
  392. [18:31] <objectiveDispute> You have different blood?
  393. [18:31] <objectiveDispute> Not just red?
  394. [18:31] <MercurialHermit> red blood?
  395. [18:31] <objectiveDispute> yeah
  396. [18:31] <architectingScientist> And our queen thinks she's so great because she has her bright and shiny fuschia blood
  397. [18:31] <objectiveDispute> That's what I have
  398. [18:31] <MercurialHermit> if you had red blood, you'd be put to death immediately
  399. [18:31] <architectingScientist> I have cerulean blood
  400. [18:32] <objectiveDispute> Who's your queen?
  401. [18:32] <MercurialHermit> and I have bronze
  402. [18:32] <objectiveDispute> Oh that's pretty
  403. [18:32] <architectingScientist> ((AA, who's our queen))
  404. [18:32] <objectiveDispute> What does it mean though
  405. [18:32] <MercurialHermit> class structure
  406. [18:32] <objectiveDispute> ((can we say rouge lol))
  407. [18:32] <objectiveDispute> ((kidding))
  408. [18:32] <architectingScientist> ((can we say the toymaker))
  409. [18:32] <objectiveDispute> Oh, like rich and poor?
  410. [18:33] <objectiveDispute> What's the lowest blood?
  411. [18:33] <objectiveDispute> ((AT can you be our queen))
  412. [18:33] <architectingScientist> Burgundy
  413. [18:33] <objectiveDispute> And the highest is Fuchsia?
  414. [18:33] <architectingScientist> Yes
  415. [18:34] <objectiveDispute> Ooh
  416. [18:34] <objectiveDispute> Where are you guys on the hemospectrum?
  417. [18:34] <architectingScientist> I am sort of near the top
  418. [18:34] <MercurialHermit> I'm the second lowest
  419. [18:35] <objectiveDispute> Oh
  420. [18:35] <MercurialHermit> warm colors are bad and cool colors are good
  421. [18:35] <objectiveDispute> That's not good is it?
  422. [18:35] <architectingScientist> Do not say that Bayith, the hemospectrum does not define good or bad
  423. [18:35] <objectiveDispute> Oh
  424. [18:35] <MercurialHermit> you know what I mean
  425. [18:35] <objectiveDispute> That's different from humans
  426. [18:36] <MercurialHermit> how does your blood work?
  427. [18:36] <objectiveDispute> If you're really poor, you're frowned upon
  428. [18:36] <@Carmen_Chapman> ((just for the hell of it say it's Trizza Tethis http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Trizza_Tethis ))
  429. [18:36] <objectiveDispute> We all have red blood
  430. [18:37] <objectiveDispute> There is no hemospectrum
  431. [18:38] <MercurialHermit> huh
  432. [18:38] <objectiveDispute> We all have the same color blood
  433. [18:38] <objectiveDispute> We're classified in other ways
  434. [18:39] <architectingScientist> So you can change your position
  435. [18:39] <objectiveDispute> Sometimes
  436. [18:39] <objectiveDispute> It's a challenge but you can
  437. [18:39] <objectiveDispute> A lot of it depends on how much money you have, or your job
  438. [18:39] <architectingScientist> Here it requires complicated illegal blood transfusions and genetic modification and contacts who are on the inside
  439. [18:40] <objectiveDispute> I'm a lawyer, so I'm fairly high up
  440. [18:40] <architectingScientist> Interesting
  441. [18:40] <objectiveDispute> You guys know what lawyers are right?
  442. [18:40] <MercurialHermit> no
  443. [18:41] <objectiveDispute> I send people to jail if they commit a crime
  444. [18:41] <objectiveDispute> or attempt to, if a jury will convict them
  445. [18:41] <MercurialHermit> oh
  446. [18:41] <objectiveDispute> A jury of their peers
  447. [18:41] <MercurialHermit> so you're like a legislasorator?
  448. [18:41] <objectiveDispute> I argue that they belong in jail
  449. [18:41] <objectiveDispute> What do they do?
  450. [18:42] <architectingScientist> They are kind of like lawyers
  451. [18:43] <MercurialHermit> they kill people who should go to jail, and then convince the honorable tyranny that they were in the right for killing people so they don't get killed
  452. [18:43] <architectingScientist> ((test))
  453. [18:43] <objectiveDispute> Kind of like that
  454. [18:43] <objectiveDispute> We just don't kill people
  455. [18:46] <MercurialHermit> (I gtg)
  456. [18:46] <MercurialHermit> (could one of you pastebin?)
  457. [18:46] <architectingScientist> So I have a question from a bit earlier
  458. [18:46] <objectiveDispute> ((AA should bc i'm on kiwi))
  459. [18:46] <architectingScientist> What is a sibling
  460. [18:47] <architectingScientist> ((i'm on a phone so i can't, sorry))
  461. [18:47] <objectiveDispute> Someone your mother births that has the same genetic material as you
  462. [18:47] <MercurialHermit> (I can do it I guess)
  463. [18:47] <objectiveDispute> ((if you leave, say something about not pestering so i don't get confused lol))
  464. [18:48] <objectiveDispute> ((nah, no worries, I will))
  465. [18:48] <objectiveDispute> ((I just have to fix formatting))
  466. [18:48] <architectingScientist> So then technically all trolls are siblings in a way
  467. [18:48] <objectiveDispute> ((I have some time to do it))
  468. [18:48] <objectiveDispute> Kind of
  469. [18:48] <MercurialHermit> (k thanks)
  470. [18:48] <MercurialHermit> guys I gotta go
  471. [18:48] <objectiveDispute> ((no worries))
  472. [18:48] <MercurialHermit> see ya
  473. [18:49] <objectiveDispute> Everything okay Bayith?
  474. [18:49] <architectingScientist> Bayith I was wondering
  475. [18:49] <MercurialHermit> yeah fine
  476. [18:49] <architectingScientist> Maybe we should meet up in real life again one day
  477. [18:49] <objectiveDispute> awwww
  478. [18:49] <MercurialHermit> goddamnit
  479. [18:49] <MercurialHermit> not you feraku, the human
  480. [18:49] <MercurialHermit> but yeah sure
  481. [18:49] <MercurialHermit> gtg
  482. [18:49] <objectiveDispute> hahaha
  483. [18:50] <architectingScientist> <3
  484. [18:50] <objectiveDispute> See ya Bayith
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