Waifus

She's talking shit for the hell of it
We've dated for a while, but i'm over it
Why did I choose 3D?
Cause all i've done ain't good enough
That's all she says to me, except when she's drunk
Just someone shoot me please
Cause I need a source of happiness
Preferably in a dress

Cause waifus are a godsend
Waifus are the boss
Waifus are the mid and the end, the beginning
Waifus are a giving kind
Look around the world, but you can't have mine
Sweet like honey, waifus are a gift
Call her Santa Claus, cause it's Christmas
Even when I fuck up, she comes right back
Me and waifus vibe like that

Cucking wives and college girls
Know that never mattered, you're my fucking world
Your shine, it made my star
And yes I know, it's clear to show
Holding my commitment is impossible
When we're far apart
But I need my source of happiness
Preferably in a dress

Cause waifus are a godsend
Waifus are a boss
Waifus are the mid and the end, the beginning
Waifus are a giving kind
Look around the world, but you can't have mine
Sweet like honey, waifus are a gift
Call her Santa Claus, cause it's Christmas
Even when I fuck up, she comes right back
Me and waifus vibe like that

Ask me what i've learned from 15 years
Living them with you, with laughs and tears
Ask me why at 33, why i'm still here

Cause waifus are a captain
Waifus are a crew
Waifus are like watching Azumanga
Waifus are like skies in June
You don't find her, she finds you
Sweet like shortcake, waifus are a queen
Waifus take all my ponies to the Gala
Waifus are the end all be,
They're the end and beginning

Cause waifus are a godsend
Waifus are the boss
Waifus are the mid and the end, the beginning
Waifus are a giving kind
Look around the world, but you can't have mine
Sweet like honey, waifus are a gift
Call her Santa Claus, cause it's Christmas
Even when I fuck up, she comes right back
Me and waifus vibe like that

Waifus are a captain, waifus are a boss
Waifus are a giving God