Now I'm the king of Initiate,
I've conquered the riff-raff,
I got so sick, by sucking dick,
And now don't you dare laugh.
I wanna be a real migrant,
Walk down IRC,
And use my might, to start a fight,
When migrants bother me.

Oh, oobee doo,
I wanna be like you,
I wanna walk like you,
Talk like you, too,
You see it's true,
Yes, a troll like me,
Can learn to be,
Human too!

Now don't try to kid me, migrants,
'Cause I'm a piece of scum,
I can attack, like a Hyak,
With my two dozen bums.
Now give me the secret, migrants,
Clue me what to do,
How you result, in a comfy cult,
And make my dream come true.

Oh, oobee doo,
I wanna be like you,
I wanna walk like you,
Talk like you, too,
You see it's true,
Yes, a troll like me,
Can learn to be,
Human too!