moments in dwarf fortress

Moments in Dwarf Fortress (population 329, wealth 2907100):

Our local goblin poet Snodub Osmozosta had a bad day and attacked both a human bard and another poet in the pub.
He believes peace is always preferable to war, a turn around since watching Unib Problemgranite die 3 years ago, and yet ...

The goblin poet punches the human bard in the right hand with her right hand, bruising the fat through the X(large hemp right mitten)X!
The goblin poet punches the human bard in the right foot with her left hand, bruising the muscle through the (large river otter leather sandal)!

Not satisfied after one brawl ...

The goblin poet punches the poet in the right upper leg with her right hand, bruising the muscle through the (cave spider silk cloak)!
The goblin poet attacks the poet but She jumps away!

Of course then the law gets involved:

The captain of the guard punches the goblin poet in the right lower arm with his right hand, bruising the muscle!
The goblin poet stands up.
The captain of the guard punches the goblin poet in the lower body with his left hand, bruising the muscle!
The goblin poet stands up.
The captain of the guard punches the goblin poet in the left upper leg with his left hand, bruising the muscle!
The goblin poet stands up.
The captain of the guard punches the goblin poet in the lower lip with his left hand and the injured part explodes into gore!
The goblin poet stands up.
The captain of the guard punches the goblin poet in the upper body with his left hand, bruising the muscle!
The goblin poet stands up.
The captain of the guard punches the goblin poet in the right upper arm with his right hand, bruising the muscle!
The goblin poet stands up.
The captain of the guard scratches the goblin poet in the head, tearing the muscle!
The goblin poet stands up.
The captain of the guard punches the goblin poet in the right lower leg with his left hand, bruising the muscle!
The goblin poet stands up.
The captain of the guard punches the goblin poet in the upper body with his left hand, bruising the muscle!
The goblin poet stands up.
The captain of the guard punches the goblin poet in the right hand with his left hand, bruising the muscle!

Eventually, he stayed down.