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  2. SALUT LES PIRATES !
  3. 1ST of july 1988 hi hackers.....welcome to joe booth's object code........... here now follows a few hellos and goodbyes
  4. a mega ta to 'puss'.(with out him how would i get stoned.)
  5. well thats just about it for this message.see ya next time hackers. all the best joe booth
  6. loadsalov to all my girlies (except the ones who beat me up. moyra and sam please take note!!!.)
  7. Now then hackers! Hi to Damon, Sean, Phony (cp 0) Tony, Cas (Get out or there'll be trouble), Sparks, Bumbling boothy and Brabbsy.
  8. A big fuck off to Albert.
  9. ** ---> hello hackers i have put a small demo in just to get your mits on
  10. Allthough it looks very pretty and is called psychedekic megga load it dident take very long to write and is therefore very easy to hack.
  11. "allways look to the dawn and there you will find the light" Lots of love, Stuart & dawn
  12. Special thenks to chris nash for stating the obvious and to prince for supplying probably the best music in the world
  13. -.-. --.- -.. . -.-. .- .--. -.-. --- -- -.. -. ... -.-
  14. Rest of the data in the .txt file should be pretty obvious...happy level editoring :) -Dragst
  15. Please don't pirate this game - my last three games bombed out and I'm on the breadline, paying off debts.
  16. Biggest thanks goes to a certain small furry animal. (((I'll see you later)))
  17. "Millionaire whizz coder prangs Porsche" - HA! ... no chance of that! I don't even own a pushbike, let alone a car.
  18. Thanks to Colin Fuidge, and Joe 'Big Q' Bonar for all their support and encouragement during gestation (I s'pose)...
  19. And all those who were not in the building at 2am when the cops showed up
  20. ERROR: This console sux too much. Next time avoid software emulators!
  21. WELL, THAT'S IT, ACTUALLY. TIM IS A TOSSER SOMETIMES, BUT SO AM I (I AM RICHARD). BYE!
  22. THER WILL BE A NEW LOST BOYS MEGA DEMO AT AROUND EASTER 1991. PROVISIONALLY TITLED OOH CRIKEY WHAT A SCORCHER.
  23. Hello, pirates. Please don't copy this game. It's my first Amiga game and I'd like to earn some money with it.
  24. This is like, our secret screen, nobody knows about this screen, except us and now you You should feel the honor
  25. Hi Mom! Watch for our next game! Go Lakers!
  26. ANYWAY, SINCE YOU ARE HERE, I'LL JUST TELL YOU THAT THIS GAME IS DEDICATED TO THE VERY WONDERFUL TERESA.
  27. IF YOU ENTER THE NAME OF MY HAMSTER ON THE HIGH SCORE TABLE, PLAYER ONE WILL BE IMMORTAL A REAL HACKER WILL FIND HER NAME FROM THE CODE
  28. THIS PROGRAM WAS WRITTEN IN ITS ENTIRETY BY ADAM DENNING - AND IN A HURRY! I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULD FUCK OFF FROM DISASSEMBLING IT
  29. Right now, the horizon is dyed crimson, even though the sky above is still dark, and I can see Tokyo Tower rising up in the distance.
  30. If you had fun playing our game, and a little piece of it remained with you forever after, nothing could make us happier.
  31. あ、どーも。‘M.FuRuRu’です。
  32. DIVINE PROTECTION BY =THE MIGHTY GOD= WRITE TO ME: boberg@lysator.liu.se FINALLY YOU HAVETHE OPPORTUNITY TO SPEAK TO A REAL COMPUTER GOD!
  33. If you still insist on being an ignorant egocentric lowlife and go ahead cracking this, go ahead, try me. It won't be easy.
  34. You may think it is challenging, exciting or even glorious to crack, but from our point of view it is nothing but theft and sabotage.
  35. You may have read or heard all this before, but this time it's different and REAL. We mean it. Think about it.
  36. MAY GOD BLESS YOU AND KEEP YOU
  37. was made by Sega R/D Team Shinobi. Please remember that they made this game. Be careful, as there are imitations. Sega Enterprises, LTD
  38. BEING OF SOUND MIND I, JOHN PICKFORD, HEREBY DECLARE THAT THIS IS MY FIRST AND LAST MSX GAME.
  39. Theresa, remember March 5th, 1993, the day we got Engaged? I promise to love you forever! - Your Michael (Michi)
  40. Dearest Cathy, The day we met was the begining of the happiest time of my life. It is with love and humility that I thank you for being you.
  41. Favourite things: Harpo's Pizza, Cartoons (especially Road Runner), Steve Wright in the afternoon, Ferraris, Loud music, Coffee,
  42. you have, what happens next? You'll have to re-write my loaders for a start, I use a 12x 510 byte sector format on some tracks! HAVE FUN!
  43. I DID THE PROGRAM AND BLOODY HARD WORK IT WAS TOO TO DO IN TWO MONTHS. WHICH IS WHY I TOOK THREE!!
  44. SHITSACK
  45. FAGGAGS
  46. READ THIS FIRST Important Message !!! Code MERLIN ! Please contact Discovery Software immediately ! We need programmers like YOU !
  47. This is a message for piratesYo Ho Hob
  48. HACKERS, FUCK OFF AND DIE...
  49. ANY EXTREMELY PRETTY BLONDES ( AGE 17+ ) LOOKING FOR A REAL MAN, THEN PHOTOS IN THE POST A MOI
  50. NOW FOR A BIT OF INSIDE INFO ! EYES -BLUE. HAIR – YES. SEX – SURE, ANYTIME.BRAINS – WELL, I’M WORKING FOR OCEAN
  51. FUCKSEGA
  52. decided to have a look at the loader eh? people like you are very naughty.SH
  53. Does anyone know who decided to use the oh so f***ing crap MFM system for the disky drivers?
  54. ...this is Wayne signing off on the 3rd of January 1989, still pissed as a fart from the new year celebrations- of 1987!).
  55. I DON'T BELIEVE IT IS TEN PAST SIX IN THE MORNING! YEAH! AND WE'VE BEEN TYPING THIS SODDIN' TEXT IN ALL NIGHT!!!!
  56. WIBBLE WIBBLE WIBBLE WIBBLE... WOOGAFRUNCLEBARF! OH NO! THE LACK OF SLEEP HAS FINALLY GOT TO TONY! CALL THE MEDICS! I THINK IT'S INFECTIOUS!
  57. I LOVE MARIA I PROMISE TO LIVE WITH YOU AND TO BE FAITHFUL TO YOU FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES MARK AND MARIA SAW THE WORLD JUNE 1990
  58. ゲームボーイ ノ テトリス ハ ヤッパリ オモシロイ!! ツイ コナイダモ、テツヤデ タイセンテトリス ヲ ヤッテシマッタ・・・・。
  59. THE CREATOR OF THIS AND MANY OTHER GAMES AT KONAMI WHO PASSED AWAY SUDDENLY ON JANUARY 2ND 1991 JUST PRIOR TO THE
  60. Nice rip RipperBoy! This code isn't opensource **yet**, so respect the copyright or it may never be.
  61. If ST/Amiga programmers are so great, how come all the ones I have come across are spineless, pathetic excuses for human beings...?
  62. 1.TABERAREMASEN 2.ME NIWA IRENAIDEKUDASAI 3.KOUKYOU NO MANNER WO MAMOROU 4.DENKI WO TAISETUNINE
  63. Iiwasureta kedo amari hito no stukutta PROGRAM o jiro jiro minaide kudasai ne ! hazukashiku narudesyooo !
  64. Gu! guu guuu munya munya Guu guu
  65. There are over 200km of real estate in the game. There are over 44 actual Bionicle characters in the game.
  66. if you rearange the letters in bionicle, you get, nice boil
  67. Bionicle sounds like Barnacle when said quickly
  68. One member of the team regularly wore Patrick Stewart's (Jean Luc Picard from Star Trek) old shoes to work during the making of Bionicle.
  69. i once ate an earthworm for a five pound bet in high school but never got given the fiver.... -->mug.
  70. I'm wearing your momma's slippers whilst typing this.
  71. COPYRIGHT 1983 VID KIDZ - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. LED - EPJ YOU TOUCHA MY PROGRAM - I BREAKA YOU FACE!
  72. In a couple of days this monstrosity had been born, under the working title of PLURPS!
  73. THEN on the 23rd of December, having just got back from Southamton to collect JABBAs new D50 synth (What a poser huh)
  74. I just wanted to say that I speak for all of us here at Monolith when I say that we appreciate you playing our latest game, BLOOD.
  75. Before you even bother facing the gods of Blood, you'd better prove you're worthy by stepping into the arena with some of the archangels.
  76. It's a mugs game anyway, you should be writing games and making loads of money like me (you too could afford a 16V Astra GTE)
  77. I had a bucket o trouble trying to get this sector to work, (My decode routine pooed on me)!
  78. Q: How many coppers does it take to smash a lightbulb? .... A: None, it fell down the stairs by itself!
  79. Wayne's Likes:Viz comic, Dangermouse, Count Duckula, Tom & Jerry, draught cider, Lotus Esprit Turbo SE
  80. Mary had a little lamb, she threw it in the sky, it landed in a butchers shop and now its in a pie.....! (I thang-you-very-much-an-gunite).
  81. ねむい
  82. Blessed are the large, hairy programmers... For they shall bonk erotic persons... I hope!
  83. There follows a coded message: D0 D4 7B 2A C8 A8 7B E2 CD 20 3C CB 23 CC 20 36 CC 23 3F CB 20 87 83 85 95 84 95 84 20 32 25 63 84 21
  84. HELLO HACKERS, HAVING ANY LUCK ?
  85. Special Thanks to: Mysterious Marvin??????
  86. -Company Policy- "Revere Heaven, Love People. That's our company's origin."
  87. -Management's Ideals- 1. Pursue imagination 1. Challenge the future 1. Contribute to society
  88. MAY ALL YOUR SYNC BYTES BE INVALID... MAY A MAC TRUCK HAVE FUN WITH YOUR FLOPPIES
  89. HI THERE YOU SILLY BASTARD
  90. ねえちょっと、どうしてコピーなんかするの? ROMにかわっておしおきよ!!
  91. Actually the hardest thing about writing this program was the fact that half my speccy's keyboard is f***ed up
  92. WHY ARE YOU READING THIS TEXT THERES NOTHING TO CRACK HERE M8:)
  93. Joe: Knock knock! Moe: Who`s there? Joe: Santa! Moe: Santa who! Joe: Santapede is comin` to town!
  94. A message to anyone hacking through this program. What the hell do you think your doing matey. get out of here or you'll be in deep trouble!
  95. WARNING: DON'T EAT LOTS OF ICE-CREAM AND PRUNES AND DRINK VAST AMOUNTS OF GRAPEJUICE TO AVOID ACID INDIGESTION...
  96. ripperboy = "Hello, we meet again ... today's code is 1.61803399";
  97. Hvad leder du efter, din lille forpulede hacker. Grafik eller tlfnr.?? Seek an' ye' shall find!
  98. Isnt it silly how some people insist on greeting friends, whodo not have or quite rightly do not want Amigas?
  99. To my wife Daisy and my son Jonathan From Choi Andrew 1982
  100. ゼンコクノノゾキャショクンコンニチハ。 クリムゾンIIハタノシイカイ?
  101. So don't dissassemble any of this you bast**ds...
  102. LA PLUME DE MA TANTE EST SUR LE BUREAU
  103. DONT DISASSEMBLE MY CODE!!! YOU WONT FIND ANYTHING BUT BUGS AND PULLED OUT HAIR AND MAYBE SOME FERRET TURDS.
  104. LIVE LONG AND ENJOY LIFE. WE ONLY LIVE ONCE, AND THERES FAR TOO MUCH CODE LEFT TO BE WRITTEN. ERIC PRIBYL AUG 15, 1994
  105. YET AGAIN THE WRITER OF FRONT END WISHES TO DISASOCIATE HIMSELF FROM THE REST OF THE PROGRAM. SEE YA BUT IN ONE OF MY OWN PROGRAMS NEXT TIME
  106. Hello. Thanks for hacking my game! Infinate lives is hard mate! Clue:EMC 3512. Well what do you fink? By the way I am only 15 yrs old!
  107. -Hump harder! OOH! More! Yes, YES! Ahhh! USR
  108. I AM WALKING DYNAMIC DEBUGGING TOOL. I AM &h17 YEARS OLD. I AM SINGLE . SO IF YOU KNOW NICE LADY,PLEASE INTRODUCE HER TO ME!!!!
  109. **Warning** the code contained in this product is god-like and perfect. When we work on it choirs of angels gather around and sing.
  110. Mortals must keep out. This code is so blindingly beautiful that your eyes will melt if you look at it.
  111. It's taken me a long time to write because i'm still at school doing my A-levels and and i only get a few hours spare time in the evenings.
  112. JAMIE AND GRAEME, OVERLORDS OF THE ALIEN ASYLUM... HAVE BEEN AMUSED BY YOUR EXPLOITS, AND DECIDED TO... GIVE YOU A SMALL REWARD
  113. I stopped believing in Santa when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. -Shirley Temple
  114. DISASSEMBLE? HELLO ! THIS IS DISASSEMBLE MESSAGE FOR YOU. THIS PROGRAM WAS MADE IN JAPAN TOKYO 10 NOV 1986 COPY RIGHT BY IREM CORP.
  115. NATALIE PORT MAN ROCKS
  116. James Cameron Rules
  117. メモル ハ サイコー!! ミンナデ ミマセウ! モリノ ウサギ ノ character ハ カワユイ ♥♥♥
  118. I LOVE YOU PERFECT PRINCESS PAM
  119. LISS! Love you more than I can say!! ... Let me tell you, there area password !! Key A-B&START When the game begin!
  120. Welcome to Aladdin PSX created by Dazza, Dave, Tommy, Tom, Paul and the mighty Aaron. Don't even bother profiling this my friend
  121. Thanks also to Chris from the Micro Power Show Room for his test playing and his never ceasing ability to find the most obscure bugs!!!
  122. CONGRATULATION ! IF YOU ANALYSE DIFFICULT THIS PROGRAM,WE WOULD TEACH YOU.***** TEL.TOKYO-JAPAN 044(244)2151 EXTENTION 304
  123. Rage/Reality Engine written by Randy Linden. Special thanks to my loving wife, Jodi Harvey.
  124. Binary Design UniBoot V1.0 (C)1988 Richard Aplin - Quartex- rot in hell!
  125. Binary Design UniBoot V1.0 (C)1988 Richard Aplin - not exactly hard to hack!
  126. Nobody benefits; not the developers, not the users, and not the Amiga community.
  127. As more and more quality companies leave the Amiga for the more profitable IBM, C64 and Nintendo markets, it is up to you, the users,
  128. GO BEARS!!
  129. CREDITS - game concept ... BOB SMITH adapted and designed for Colecovision by DAVE ROSS art work by MATT SARCONI mentor ... ALAN SMITH
  130. They say that time heals a broken heart. But time has stood still since we've been apart. ( by D.Gibson )
  131. Now I'm thinking, programming is very bad for Health, Stomack and Life, however computer desire excellent programes.
  132. I sent this program to Maki with love. She is beutifull, as Sean Young in Blade Runner, sexy, as Mathilda May in Life Force,
  133. << Dont't peep me so much !! I'm very SHY >>
  134. I AM PAUL HUTCHINSON. WATCH OUT FOR MY NEXT GAME. FIRST I WROTE XAVIOR. THEN I WROTE THE COVENANT. & PSS RIPPED ME OFF! 450 QUID IS A JOKE!
  135. WORK IN PROGRESS, BABY
  136. Dene says a big 'Hello' to Goth Buns, Tarts and Barbies
  137. IF I FORGOT YOU I AM SORRY... BUT SLEEP IS DUE TO ME... AND I HAVE A DREAM TO LIVE... .
  138. JONTY HERE I AM WRITING THIS AT 4AM ON KEEPERS LAST DAY. I LOOK AROUND THE OFFICE AND ALL I SEE ARE THE TIRED PALE FACES OF THE KEEPER TEAM.
  139. THIS PROJECT HAS DESTROYED THE HEALTH AND SOCIAL LIVES OF EACH MEMBER, SO I HOPE YOU LIKE THE GAME.
  140. do not try to hack this music asshole!! music done by jt and the always fab player by cd!! (c) 1988 maniacs of noise
  141. I will credit Richard Costas with the blame for a lot of hassle, stress, late nights and my hatred for the twat!
  142. Ricky walked out, and I took over from him, rewriting a lot of his shit and badly written, unproffesional and ridiculously long winded code,
  143. Copy this disk and your knob will fall off. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Don't come running to me with your meat and two veg !
  144. To discourage theft we have installed 'The SLEEPER'. Expect CMOS failure at sometime in the future if 'cracked copies' are used.
  145. THIS GAME WAS CODED IN SECRET AND MIDNIGHT HOURS FROM SEPTEMBRE 1991 TO JANUARY 1992 WITH ONLY 2-4 HOURS AVAILABLE IN A FEW DAYS PER WEEK.
  146. WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN THE ENFORCERS BUST YOU UP !?!? SIGNED: M.T. / M.D. / E.J. / T.T. AT 11.01.1992 MEMBERS OF THE ENFORCERS
  147. Enterprise is rubbish!
  148. Ste & John were ere ok
  149. This is the way we pad the ROM, pad the ROM, pad the rom... Boy, you sure are wasting lots o' bytes. Learn to be more frugal.
  150. Please don't copy this game... that would be rude. Hey! What are you doing looking at this binary when you should be looking after my shed?
  151. HAND-CODED by Toni Baker, on behalf of Andromeda, who successfully managed to avoid giving me an assembler until a week before completion.
  152. If you can't crack this game then you are lamer than lame..
  153. My fresh is so smack...
  154. (ハッカーってのはたいてーそーだけど。ちなみに俺が童貞やめたのは19のときだったな)
  155. Kevin Was Here!
  156. P.S. When I grow up I want to be a British Rail guard" ;(apologies to BR employees everywhere)
  157. I'm 21, tall, and with boundless enthusiasm (and far less talent) for music, playing pool, drinking alcohol, and going to Raves.
  158. Hi to all the plebs who crowd into the Virgin Games Centre in Bristol every Saturday morning and consistently refuse to recognise me or Tim
  159. Not_ANOTHER_Parallax_Starfield_And_Sine_Scrolly_Message_If_I_Ever_See_Another_One_I'm_Going_To_Leave_The_Country_And_Become_A_Trappist_Monk
  160. IAN GRAY WROTE THIS GAME AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT
  161. STOP LOOKING AT MY CODE YOU TWAT!
  162. It took approx 300 hours of programming and debugging time and bought the programmers wife a new kitchen. C.P.S. 1984.
  163. 「コピーヲ トルト、ディスクガ バクハツスル オソレガアリマス。オミセヤサンデ カイマセウ。」 (サクシャ ヨリ)
  164. ARRRRRR, YE BLOODY RADGE BASTARD! YE BE FOOKING WIT ME LEG!
  165. This program was written in 2009 by Kurt W Dekker while working for Hijinx LLC under contract to Konami.
  166. hello there.how are you
  167. Fuck your ass hole!!!!
  168. Lovely Mhoohm ♥♥♥ Momo,Nina,Lum ♥♥♥ GALAGA by Toshihiko Kurebayashi.....
  169. GRAPHICS AND PROGRAM BY JAMES D. EISENSTEIN08/11/83 DEDICATED TO THE ONE I LOVE
  170. AS YOU CAN TELL I AM AUSTRALIAN. MY NAME IS STEVE ELWARD AND I LIVE IN ST. ALBANS. I DID THIS CONVERTION IN LESS THAN 2 MONTHS.
  171. 見るな~~~~~~~~~~~~っ By.開発者
  172. おまんこ.なめてぇーよぅ エッチする女ノ子がほしいチツちゃん、クリちゃん、スキ!スキ!
  173. I wanna lick some pussy! I want a perverted miss. I like vagina and the clitoris!
  174. Send a letter to Kojima at Namco, and he'll give something to the first 10 respondents. Sorry, but turn off the power now.
  175. CONFUCIOUS SAY: "SIT ON MY FACE AND TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME"
  176. Tommorow we have Roger Mellie showing us how to cook Pot Noodles.
  177. We have not yet evolved a system of education that is not a system of indoctrination. We are sorry, but it is the best we can do.
  178. HOW SAD IT SHOULD END UP ON THE COVER OF A MAGAZINE! BLOODY LOADS OF WORK WENT INTO THIS. TAUGHT MYSELF CODE WRITTING IT!
  179. "Thou nosey users with peering eyes,Readers of this file,I despise,I'll create a curse of fear and dread,Hackers,I do not like," Chris said.
  180. Keith Wilson hates French and computers. George Wright hates computers and Keith Wilson.
  181. The coders of this game had to made this project using Micro$oft Windoze, and the fucking instablity of Explorer.
  182. SOME MORE OBJECTABLE MATERIAL. ALAS MOST OF EM WERE REMOVED. THEY VALIDATED A THREE LEGGED ROBOCOP INSTEAD.
  183. Dear Chris Wood,we the Gremlin programmers hope that you approve of the logical structure of this Program,if you don't then PISS OFF!
  184. this amazing machine has a 12 Meg 68000 processor executing 3,000,000 instructions a second, so stick that up your Amstrad!!
  185. YOU SHOULD HAVE ALREADY FOUND THE 'RUDE' WORDS,BUT IF YOU HAVEN'T HERES ONE OF THEM  :- WILLY.
  186. JUS THOUGHT I'D SAY SOMETHING ON BEHALF OF MY WIFE (NANCEY WIFE),MY DAUGTER (NANCEY GIRL) AND MY SON (WHO OBJECTS TO HIS NAME)
  187. FUCK OFF
  188. Change a few letters, just for fun And all your saves'll be corrupted son
  189. Me Love a Dead Body ネクロフィリア
  190. come on everybody shake it everybody don't stop the dancing don't stop the music
  191. Voice data special thanks to NINTENDO WE ARE TIRED.
  192. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed.
  193. The PHILIPS Interactive Media Centre Development Team in Hasselt - Belgium, made a FRENCH conversion of " HOTEL MARIO ".
  194. a bottle of cheese for being at the top of the stairs,and the CO-OP for producing the worlds best pineapple chunks!
  195. Thanks to Central for the amazingly brillllliant prog
  196. HINT: MY BIRTHDAY IS S40.-9.21 (PLEASE GIVE ME A PRESENT)
  197. MY CAR IS SKYLINE 2000GT-TURBO NO.56-5912 (SKYLINE NO TURBO-SOUND WA SHIBIRERU HODO SAIKO-!!)
  198. Eljen kis hazank, Magyarorszag !!!
  199. thank many many people!!!!!!!!
  200. PSS This game owes its existance to :- (53) 2-Litre coke bottles (6) Greens Original Cheese Cakes (980) misery filled hours of wasted effort.
  201. PROG. NO KNT DESU. NINTENDO NO BOKE AHO-KASU SHINE TSUBURERO- FAMICOM NANKA KIRAIDA-! Aho no Mr.T!! Koroshitannen!
  202. This is the programmer, KNT. Those idiots at Nintendo are fucking assholes! Die! Go bankrupt! I hate the Famicom!!
  203. TRUE ADVENTURERS DO NOT CHEAT BY READING PROGRAM CODE.
  204. **************** MrPants is dedicated to my lovely Ania Zofia Dorothy Spytek. :-) ****************
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