Linedponuthole

Big batty family (unfinished)

Nov 17th, 2013
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  1. >Tired morning in ponyville.
  2. >Opening your eyes you let the sunlight seep in as you slowly wake up.
  3. >You get up pushing the covers off of you as you lean forward on your bed.
  4. >Stretching and yawning you bump into the creature beside you.
  5. >Stopping mid yawn you look over to see if you had awoken it.
  6. >... Nope dead asleep.
  7. >Throwing the remainder of the cover off of your body you slowly slip out of bed and out of the room.
  8. >There is a commotion coming from downstairs,Just like there is every morning.
  9. >You trot down the stairs and make a left into the living room.
  10. >On the couch is Batdesu and Heartbeat playing Skullgirls.
  11. >Heartbeat is giving Desu a pretty decent asswhippin but Desu makes a 0.1 health comeback with a super move finisher.
  12. >Desu slams the controller down really hard and stands up infront of heartbeat.
  13. "WHAT CHU GOT. WHAT CHU GOT FOOL".
  14. >Heartbeat begins crying.
  15. >Desu sits down next to her and hugs her stroking her mane.
  16. "Shhh shhh it's ok sweetie, it's not my fault you're garbage at this game"
  17. >Heartbeat begins to cry even harder.
  18. >Excusing yourself from the situation you make your way into the kitchen.
  19. "Woot nice comeback desu"
  20. >That was Linedponuthole. he's a silly guy.
  21. >You look around and find everyone all at once.
  22. >Turns out everyone else was in in the kitchen making breakfast as usual.
  23. >How could you forget.
  24. "Hey Nightlight".
  25. >Turning your head you acknowledge who just called you.
  26. >Its Vito.
  27. "You hungry pumpkin?". He says as he hands you a Pb&Bj
  28. >Peanut butter & Blood jelly.
  29. >This man knew you too well.
  30. >You take his offering and sit down at the table.
  31. >You lick your lips and rub your hooves together as you begin to chow down on the tasty sandwich.
  32.  
  33. >Be Aux.
  34. >Breakfast was awesome Psycho makes the best Pb&Bj.
  35. >Peanut butter & Blood jelly.
  36. >Just incase you did not know what that was.
  37. >You trot your way in to the living room and see Batdesu crying.
  38. >Heartbeat is hugging her and stroking her hair while sporting a sinister smile.
  39. >You trot over to console Desu.
  40. >But instead you trip over the pair of glasses that for some reason are glued to the ground.
  41. >Trying to catch yourself fall backwards into the show case of antiques.
  42. >Smashing through the three shelves made of pure glass you catch yourself between the two sides of the show case.
  43. >Pushing yourself awkwardly upwards the sides of the showcase snap and smash to the ground.
  44. >You look at what you have done and think of the money that you are going to have to pay to fix this.
  45. >Not knowing what to you lower your head and slowly turn to your friends.
  46. >"T-Tadah".You say awkwardly as you stand on one hoof and wave your forehooves in the air.
  47. >...
  48. >The room is dead silent.
  49. >You begin sweating bullets.
  50. >Psycho sees this and begins to slow clap.
  51. >Everyone in the room looks at him.
  52. >He stops and hangs his head low as he leaves the room.
  53. >Everyone's eyes follow him as he goes.
  54. >Then they snap back to you.
  55. >Your heart is beating a mile a minute and your breathing starts to get heavy.
  56. "pifft"
  57. >Everyone looks at Ponut.
  58. >He looses it and starts laughing really hard.
  59. >You're as confused as ever.
  60. >He walks over to you while still laughing.
  61. "Nice one aux, that was awesome i can barely breathe".
  62. >Soon enough Batdesu starts Giggling.
  63. >Followed by A23 who is on the floor loosing it.
  64. >Then slowly everyone began to laugh.
  65. >and suddenly everything did not feel no bad.
  66. >You even began laughing yourself.
  67. >If you call a nervous chuckle a laugh.
  68. "Hey Aux do the thing"
  69. >You rummage your mind for what he means.
  70. >Oh.
  71. >You once again stand up on one leg with your hooves in the air and say.
  72. "Tadah"
  73. >The whole room explodes in laughter.
  74. >You tell every one that you're sorry you broke everything and that you'll pay for it all.
  75. >Everyone assures you that it's ok and you do not have to worry paying for the showcase.
  76. >You tell everyone thank's and run up to your room to talk to Psycho.
  77. >Let's hope he is not sad about the shunning.
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