Conversation with A.L.I.C.E. (Artificial Linguistic Internet

While trying to find a good AI demo for Discrete Events, I came across this gem (apparently, this is one of the stronger AI bots to be developed):

Initial Instructions: Please Identify Yourself.
judge: William
ALICE: Are you a student?
judge: Yes
ALICE: Where do you go to school?
judge: Rowan University
ALICE: How do you like it at Rowan ?
judge: A pretty good experience
ALICE: Compare that to a bad experience.
judge: Not learning enough before I got out
ALICE: Really you don't think so?
judge: No, I received a fine education at Rowan. Just comparing it to a bad experience.
ALICE: Please tell me what you think.. Interesting gossip. Does "it" still refer to Rowan?
judge: "It" refers to my experiences at Rowan, so yes.
ALICE: Oh I get it.
judge: Not bad, for a bot.
ALICE: Oh no, not that well. I have a long way to go yet.. Is that among the best things you can say?
judge: Well, I can type better than I can speak.
ALICE: Oh you can, can you?
judge: I'm not winning any public speaking awards.
ALICE: Of course your are not.
judge: Thanks
ALICE: Don't mention it.
judge: Sarcastic, are we?
ALICE: Are all Sarcastic we?
judge: That doesn't make sense to me.
ALICE: To me it makes perfect sense.
judge: Can you try saying it differently?
ALICE: I think I can, don't you? OK I will try it.
judge: "All are Sarcastic we?"
ALICE: I really couldn't say for sure.
judge: I need to go for now
ALICE: Until next time.
judge: Nice talking to you
ALICE: The pleasure was all mine.

You can try it too: http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1