My /spg/ snippets

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Daily, or weekly if things get messy, I will post some 2-post-long or maybe less, posts of green. Pretty random things, if you ask me. Butter Cookies and Cream will be on hold until I try to escape from my block. Enjoy these short pieces of... uh... i don't know, it has sanity... i guess?
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Now, they will always have a title, and you can always Ctrl+F or F3 the title of it. They will be always adressed with a title and the pony of choice chosen for the green, so it is easier to find. (they'll be in chronological posting order so get your asses ready)
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»Distressed Choice of Naming (Aloe and Lotus (Spa ponies))
»Night...mares? +WIP+ (Nightmare Moon)
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-Distressed Choice of Naming (Aloe and Lotus (Spa ponies))
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DISCLAIMER: I hadn't explicitly showed who they were on the green, but I can assure it's the spa ponies. Sorry for that.
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>Two little ponies
>One is blue, one is pink.
>They didnt come with a name, so you called them Pinky and Blush.
>Pinky likes the name you gave to her, and smiles back in gratitude.
>Blush doesn't.
>Blush frowns and looks away.
>Pretty sure she doesn't like her name.
>So you think of another name for Blush.
>What can it be...?
>Oh yes!
>Blinky!
>Now Blinky likes her brand-new name.
>Downside is, Blinky has a small extra bit of self-esteem.
>It means she'd brag about her super-duper-ass-spanking name, therefore making Pinky jealous.
>Pinky did not like that.
>She would wince and hold her ears down as to not hear her rambling about her name.
>Now Pinky wants a better name, so she could be at the same level as her sister.
>You knew where this was going.
>"No Pinky, I can't think of anything better."
>Whoops! That made Pinky upset.
>Now they're arguing about who has the best name.
>"My name has more letters than yours, so it's better than yours." said Blinky.
>"My name reminds people of lollipops, and tasty lollipops, so mine is better!" Pinky shouted.
>And they kept discussing that for a while.
>But all of a sudden...
>Both look at you, then look at themselves, then back at you.
>This is going to be a whole game show by the looks of it.
>"Master, care to tell us, who has the best name?"
>Gulping down saliva, you let out a small worried laughter.
>This is something that will end bad, very bad.
>But for the fun of it, you'll let the chaos descend...
>With an ear to ear grin, you carefully say, modulating each syllable...
"...Pinky."
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-Night...mares? (Nightmare Moon)
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//Really. Wait for it.
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