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>>683671
>>683798
If Bennett likes it, I could give him my 4.5 or 5 incher at 11 years old, I can proudly say that it runs in the family, so there's more where that came from. But I don't think children that age can even handle a 3 incher. Never did get to use it tho at that age. Us millennials are pure compared to gen-Zers who autistically cry they're still virgins at 14 and do it at the age of 10.

>>683786
>All of the kids
You won't have time to do all the kids.
I'm gonna take a pill to fix my own sleep schedule too. It is fun to play games with the Americans at their native hours, but my eyebags are starting to look like Poet Anderson.
You guys and gals are addictive.

>>683759
Hi-Diddily-Ho! E=MC2 kawaii-cuteorino desu uguu Dizzy-chan trollzor gibberish Delta = b^2-4c . ^_^ Okily Dokily! Toodily-Doo fuzzy sugarplum sweet honeydew.
What can I ding-dong-diddily-do for you, Diz? who named you, yes who named you, who's a good downs syndrome puppy, you are. You are my ditzy doo derpily doo doo deedee. Alright that's your share of cuteness for tonight before I completely drown you with diabetes. Dorothy you're next.
>since that little cub cringe kid imprinted himself to him
Cringe kid took a whizz on Jerry?

Hmm I used to use generic nouns like shadow and flame to remember them easier for my multiplayer usernames, even without numbers. I found numbers gay. Only time I ever used it was "A1" or "X0" "0X" for an MMO when the name was already taken, I found it much more inventive and less tacky than Johnny359 Danny249 Zero991 Meister1301
I only later started using stuff like DarkSilver, BlueHades, DogZero, AlphaEpsilon, for my emails. I still find using your real name for anything but the work email to be incredibly stupid.

>>683803
>"Trying to get his mind off her by playing baseball? A trip at hooters to replace her? How defeatist. I say this just won't do, good ol' chap. Jerry might be a rascal, but he deserves better, he is superior."
>"I'm going to be there in his time of need, every night, even if he doesn't know it" said the mysterious stranger.
>Penny appears before Jerry all skinny with bleach blonde hair, all her freckles covered, she smells of Chanel N°5 and she's wearing a maid uniform.
>"Jerry I'm at your service every day."
>After 8 hours she goes back to her house tired and finally rests in her bed or so she thinks
>In her bed waits you know who  with a smug expression
>She looks at him unsurprised and defeated.
>"Excellent job today. Keep up the good behaviour and you'll buy your life back earlier than you thought"
>"Yes, master. If the master tolerates it, may I have 2 scoops of ice cream for tonight?"
>He licks his top teeth. "I don't know, can you?"
>"Of course you can, my dear, that'll be 1 good girl point. But get any fatter than 100 pounds and you can't work as a house maid anymore to buy your freedom from me"
>"Here's 10 whole good girl points plus tip 0.50, just 500 more and you'll be able to buy your freedom from me"
>"So generous today, master" she smiles hopefully. "Maybe you could ... free me earl-"
>"Remember, I'm always watching and hearing everything you say, so behave or we're going straight back to vikings raiding the irish."
>"Yes, sir." she says with a scared tone.  Give them a finger and they'll take your whole arm, damn bastards.
>The thunder flashes and he disappears. A pebble is thrown at the window.
>She opens the window. He's under an orange lampshade with a psycho look, eyes wide open and a grin wide as a mile. His eyes half close again as his giant cat gives off a guttural meow as he pets it.
>He stares at her with his eyes half closed and smiling gently. He makes an "I see you" hand gesture that switches into a "see you later" gesture before the lamp flickers and the cat and him disappears.